 If you guys never seen a toxic couple before, y'all gon' see one today. What's going on, infinite fam? Welcome back to another video. If you guys are new to the channel, make sure you guys hit that subscribe button. Turn on your post notification bell. Leave a positive comment down below for a chance to get a post notification shout out at the end of today's video. So like I said, guys, today is your day. You guys might see a toxic couple just go at it. And that is because as you guys can tell by the title and thumbnail of the video, your boy is gonna be pretending to marry a girl just so she won't get deported. So Janice is currently in the kitchen right now. She's making some, like, overnight oats or something like that. So let me tell you guys how I plan on going about this. So I'm gonna set the camera up here in the room and I'm gonna ask Janice to come over here that I need her help. When she comes over here to find out what I need help with, I'm gonna tell her what can I wear to a wedding. Now, she's probably gonna ask me, oh, what wedding are we going to? So on and so forth. And that's when I'm gonna break the news to her that I'm gonna be marrying this girl that we both know because, guys, this is a real-life thing. People actually get married to one another just so the other person doesn't get deported. It's honestly crazy. I know a couple people myself that have done that. We're not gonna mention no names, but just know that this is a real-life thing. And it's gonna be even worse that Janice is actually gonna know the person that I'm talking about that I'm going to marry. All right, guys, so enough talking. I'm pretty sure you guys get the gist of what's about to go down. This is gonna be crazy. And like I said, yeah, I might see that toxic couple today. Wait a time. Honestly, I really don't know how she might react. She can either get really angry and we can turn into that toxic couple that I said you guys might see today or she might be okay with it because I'm helping out a friend of ours. I don't know how she's gonna react. This is gonna be interesting. If you guys are ready to see her reaction, make sure you guys smash that thumbs up button. Comment down below, Team Isaiah, all day, every day. Let's get into it. All right, guys, everything is set. Which one do you think looks better for a wedding? I personally like this one better. What do you think? Honestly, it depends what's the color scheme of the wedding. Do they have any specifics? I don't know what color scheme it is. Honestly, I'm trying to get it over with. That's it. That's mean. How's it mean? Why are you trying to get somebody's wedding over with? You're supposed to enjoy that moment. I mean, just which one do you think? I feel like this one. This one's nice. You haven't worn this one. I was seeing you in this. This is dark. I don't like... Isn't wedding supposed to be like white and like bright colors and all that? Because it's supposed to be like, I don't know. Not really. White is only for like the bride and that's pretty much it. I mean, the groom could match. Yeah, but the groom... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But here, hold this one. The groom is supposed to be wearing black and white. So... You're not the groom. So who are you worried about wearing black and white? Yes, I am. What do you even want to talk about? I have a wedding. I'm going... Who's wedding are you going to? I just said I'm the groom. My wedding. Your wedding? So we're getting married? No, no. What do you mean no? We're not getting married. So who are you getting married? Yes. For what? Because she's going to get deported if she doesn't get married. So you know, I got a married here just in case. That's not funny. I'm not joking. You know, dang well, we know people who do this just so they don't get deported. I'm trying to help her out so she doesn't get deported. You're not being serious right now. I am being serious. Why would I... I'm not... Why would you wear a t-shirt to your wedding? This is not a t-shirt. It's a button-up. Yeah, but it's too casual for a wedding. Men wear suits in their wedding. I'm not going... No, I'm not going all out for that. That's not... For us, I'll go all out. But for that, just for her not to get deported? No. Do you feel like that if you get married to somebody else who can't get married to me, you're already married? This is such thing as a divorce. I'm just trying to get married to her so that she doesn't get deported. And in the meantime, while we're married, she can do her citizen's test, right? Become a citizen. She does that. Bye-bye, Jennifer. Divorce. I didn't even get her a ring. I didn't even get her a ring. You think this is good though? Bro, I just don't understand you. What do you mean? I'm trying to help someone else so they don't get deported. That's what I'm trying to do. You're not here. I don't... Why are you... Because she doesn't know anyone else. You know she don't have people like that. You know that. Come on. Okay, but why you... What are you... I just said she doesn't have people. Who else would do it for her? We know her personally. So who else would do it for her? Because I'm just saying. There's no other person. Who else would do it for her? Name someone and then we could go and talk to that person and say, would you want to marry her so she don't get deported? Because I don't know anyone else. It's not about that though. I can have a random person on the street be like, you want to marry her? And they'll say yes. She's not ugly. Bro, it's not even about that. It's just like you don't want to bring a weirdo in. Because technically she's married to that person. It's going to be a weirdo. You don't want to... So what? It was just for the whole reason of it. It's not that big of a deal. I'm just going to marry her. We're not even... I'm still with you. I'm still living with you. Exactly. So I don't know why you try to marry somebody else. Are you stupid? So she doesn't have the point. I'm doing a good deed. You're not doing a good deed. Getting married to somebody is not doing a good deed. I understand your intentions behind it. The intentions behind it are good. They're not malicious or anything. And so she doesn't get deported. And like I said, she'll do her citizens to us. And then I'll just divorce her and that's it. And then we get married. And then we can live a happy life. Okay, I'm telling you right now. It's not going to be you. Sorry. Babe, so you got to find someone. Because I already told her I'd do it. I have to find someone. You don't know who took the time to tell her. No, you're trying to take charge of my wedding now. You're trying to take charge. Is it going to be you? So if you're going to tell me I can't marry her, then you're going to have to find someone else. First of all, you need to rearrange your thoughts right now. You're going to have to find someone else to marry her. If you want to try to tell me that I can't marry her. I'm trying to do a good deed. Do good in the world. And you over here trying to prevent that. You know dang well that she don't got nobody else to do it for her. And I thought that being that she's a friend of both of ours, I could do it and you'd be okay with it. You think I'm going to be okay with you marrying another female? Are you dumb? Babe, it's not. Are you really mad at this? It's not like a real thing though, you know what I mean? It's not like a real thing. It is real. Yes, but the love ain't real like us. It doesn't matter. Her and me, we're not real. Like that's what I'm saying. Legally? Legally, yes. I'm legal with it. Yes, legally, yes. But that's so she doesn't get the money. So think about this. So think about this. Legally, she has access to all of our funds as well. How, bro? What do you mean how? That's what happens in a marriage. Do you not think? Okay. All right. So that may be true. Okay. But why does that matter? But why does that matter? But why does that matter? What do you mean, girl? She's not asking a friend of that. It doesn't matter. She got her own job before that. How do you know? But how do you know? People could hear the switch up. People could be like, ooh, be marrying me. You know she's not like that. We know her for years. We know her for years. And you really think she's going to turn her back on us? It doesn't matter. I don't trust that. I really don't. I think you don't trust her. I don't, I don't know. I don't trust nobody. If we're being honest. You got something. I don't trust my trust is you and me and my mom. What if we do something different? What if I do pink? Bro, honestly, I don't think you're weird. That'd be fire. That'd be fire. I'm not playing with you. I'm really not. And then I can take her on like a sunset dinner? Ooh. Go ahead. Take her on a sunset dinner, marry her, and then she can be your girlfriend too. How about that? You're taking her. You're dragging me. I'm not dragging nothing. You're going to be here the whole step of the way. If people ask, I don't know. I'm not going to be here for shit. What are you talking about? No. People are going to be like, oh, I thought y'all was Tia. I'm like, nah, she was just a friend the whole time. I got to play it off. I got to say she was just a friend. We was never a thing. You know, if anything, we was like friends with benefits, but we was never official. Now me and this new friend. Oh my God. You don't get to take me on a vacation to Jamaica, bought me a car. Are we just friends? Because we friends. And we're just friends with benefits? That's what friends do. That is not a friend. Oh, you're a real good friend. I'll tell you now. I'm a real good friend. I'm marrying a friend. You're not marrying nobody. Like I said. Marry her. Watch what happens. Try it. Because you're trying me right now. Try it. I'm not trying you. Try it. I'm not trying you. Because you over here trying to be cute. Try it. Well, I'm not going to lie. I am trying to be cute. But you got to pick a shirt. You got to pick one. Keep playing with me. I'm not playing with you. Pick a shirt. I need it. I got to wear it. You're single. So choose. Make your choice wisely. Well, we ain't picking nothing. Make your choice wisely. God just told me not to. So which one? I don't care. What else? Up your ass. How about this. And I'm being nice by saying that. I don't want to tell you something else. All right. Just go. If you're not going to be any help.... I'm going to go. Just go. I'm going to go. All right, go. Maybe I should text her. Are you still here? If you're not going to help me with my wedding, then... I can't.... Just go. You're not going to marry her, nobody but me. And you're not getting married. That's what you damn get. Because you didn't let me marry her. Look at it. It's never going to be the same. what's wrong with it it's ready it's not broken and it's gonna be swollen soon whatever look I'm old saying nothing I make old's better you know that you're really I can't stand you I know all right for the fans so that is it for today's video I hope you guys enjoyed it my finger doesn't feel okay I think I gotta go put ice on it or something like that what are you laughing at I'm a crybaby you're the one crying because I wasn't gonna marry you I was gonna thinking that he wasn't gonna marry me oh by the way guys I should have said this in the beginning but um that friend that I was talking about she actually got she passed her citizen's test not too long ago I forgot to tell you guys I would only know that because she was my friend first and then Janice kind of tagged along shut up so like I said guys that is it for today's video if you guys enjoyed it make sure you guys smash that thumbs up button comment down below team Isaiah all day every day you guys already know I always come with that heat isn't that right Janice and again hater so it's not time for today's post notification shout out today's post notification shot it was that to Dave hunn shout out to you bro thank you so much for the love and support if you guys want to post notification shout out all you guys got to do is like comment share subscribe and turn your post notification bells on so you know if I would ever we post a new video and with all that being said we will catch you in the next one period