 Look, I really don't know why the rest of the lame stream media isn't talking about this very serious Joe Biden scandal But as far as I know, there's only one journalist courageous enough to actually Speak the truth about this specific topic And I am of course referring to a host at Newsmax TV who is the only one willing to call out Joe Biden for something that he did that is so beyond the pale that I think that he should resign in shame because of this Take a look All right, folks I want you to take a look at this Joe Biden today getting on Marine one and he stops and picks up I think it's a dandelion, but it's a dandelion that hasn't even blossomed into a flower yet Like it gives everybody asthma So you blow it it goes everywhere and everybody starts sneezing Well, he picks up the weed and gives it to Jill is what I guess is supposed to be some kind of a sweet gesture He's getting dandelions all over the place. I say it was a planted dandelion there Who knows folks? I look I've got to hand it to Newsmax TV Nobody else holds the powerful accountable like them. So I truly am thankful for their service He literally is creating a conspiracy theory about a dandelion. Oh my god This is what brain rot looks like we'll call it Biden brain rot because Joe Biden is just so Evil in his mind that anything that Joe Biden does Even if it's something that is very obviously benign and insignificant is Is it's inherently bad because Biden did it if Biden comes out in favor of ice cream cookies and video games You have to take the opposite stance just because Biden is so terrible. I mean Do they even want to have the veneer of respectability? This is this is laughable He formulated a conspiracy around a dandelion He said I say it was a planted dandelion there, but who knows hang on a second You literally think That they planted a dandelion there also Just thinking through the logic you have to be a fucking moron now look do I think that? It's it's kind of funny that he gave her a dandelion sure because I mean, what is she gonna do put it in her pocket? It reminds me of the meme from the office where Angela was given a rose by Andy and she was like So I'm sure that Jill Biden blew it and then like threw it away. I don't know The fact that They even talked about this is so funny. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone Honestly, I feel delirious reporting on the story. It's that that shit insane but here's the thing if Joe Biden actually Handled the dandelion a different way. It would have been much much funnier So my recommendation is that Joe Biden should have done this when he saw the dandelion. Oh, look a Dandelion must be the last one this season Imagine imagine how Newsmax would react if Joe Biden did that. He should definitely do that just to fuck with him I want to watch it one more time. Oh look a dandelion must be the last one this season. Oh My god Now for those of you who don't get the reference She's quoting Sid from Ice Age and I give her an A plus for her impression Look, I've got to say of All the things to be angry at Joe Biden over the dandelion Definitely not one of them definitely gets a pass on this one I think that we can all safely assume that no harm has been done by him picking up a dandelion Maybe he told Jill Biden to make a wish Doesn't matter If she ate the dandelion still not a scandal the real scandals relate to his policies what he does Not these weird benign gestures between him and his wife. I mean it's a little bit weird But it's also sweet. Who cares? It's a it's a dandy line Jesus Christ, you know when you're that that deranged when you have a Biden brain rot that bad You can make a conspiracy theory out of everything If Joe Biden were to like fart during a press conference they would try to make it seem as if there's a conspiracy theory where it was like planted there and the fart is like the ripple of the fart is Morse code and there's some sort of a Secret message that you have to decode because he's signaling something to the satanic pedophiles in America They honestly can make a conspiracy out of anything It's almost impressive the way that they're so deluded that they can actually get this creative, but normal people They actually don't give a shit about this But Newsmax is not for normal people Newsmax is for people with worms in their head who um Probably eat paint chips and tie their own shoelaces together and blame someone else when they trip I'll leave that there. Oh my god. This is the dumbest thing. I think I've ever talked about literally on the humanist report