 Doctor Who Road. Come in. Hello Stephen. So, today is the day. Yes, I am leaving Doctor Who Road. I'm sure the fans are rejoicing right now. Oh I hardly doubt anyone could celebrate such a lost Doctor Who. Chris Chibnall will be here soon for the handover of the writer's pin. From there, he'll have complete control over Doctor Who Road. Well I'm sure he's a suitable candidate. You've never made a wrong decision yet. Hi. What? It's funny. To you everything's funny Baker. Oh, I must be him. Back in the mall. Teddence. Hello my friend. So Teddence. It's been a while. Yeah Jack hates doing my voice but I had to be here for my besties buddy Muffy. It's good to have you here. Sort of. What's up? Every time a new person gets put in charge of this road, the antics get a little more intense. It's backed up with you, it's backed up with Russell. So how's Chibnall going to affect all this? Why don't you ask him and find out? Sorry, I never go anywhere without my dramatic entrance speaker. Keep up this weirdness and you'll fit in just fine. Get to see ya pal. Did you get in okay? Well as you told me, getting in's the easy part. Damn it, where is that? Right. Yes. Where's my mender boy? Are you serious with this guy? He sure evil, the master just orgasmed. Mr. Hartnell, are you telling me you don't find the man who got introduced as a villain to be trustworthy? Not in the slightest. Right. Hands up in here if you think Chibnall is just worthy. Terrence, why? You don't even know the man. A lick is glutted and he's choked. They could attack. There is a reason you've been gone from sketches and this is it. You're in confidence. Sorry, I hate to intrude but I just wanted to put forward a suggestion. Yeah of course, go for it. Well from what you told me, I've gathered that the handing over of power isn't much of an event. It just sort of happens. Now I'm no narcissist but why don't we make just have a party. Celebrate it, get everyone together. That sounds like an excellent idea. People will get to know you in a nice fun environment. Oh what now? Getting us all in one place? This cannot be good. Oh would you stop being so judgemental? Sorry Chris, William here is just being a bit of a dick. I'm right here. No no, it's fine. Change is a scary thing. It will take time for you to truly settle but don't worry, you can trust me. You literally have a gun to my stomach. Hartnell, you're seeing things. Stop being a silly boy. Tenants, call in the doctors. We're having a Christmas party. You don't allow me to have a phone because of all the dick pics I send. Do you mean your selfies? Yeah dick pics. Or go and get the doctors you idiot. Okie dokie. Hmm no bombs, no sniper laser sights. Not yet at least. Must stay vigilant. I said I will be putting up this tinsel. You can do the other one. You can sort off if you think you're going to be taking this one from me. He's my friend. His name is Gerald. Oh would you do to stop bickering? It's the Christmas season. And that means you have to be nice each other or suffer the wrath of my scarf. Nice rhyme. Don't change the subject, huh? Gerald. It's not much but given the short notice, it's not bad. Oh, almost forgot the wine. How are we supposed to get shit faced without wine? Nom nom nom. Nom nom. I'm almost drunk. Nom nom nom. Bonsam. Stop being a scrooge. No, I'm not coming out and celebrating Christmas. Not after the shit show that was last year. Last year wasn't bad at all. I got a teddy bear that I hadn't seen in years. It was great. I killed Santa Claus by accident. How is that not bad? Ok, he's got a good point there. How about this? We don't just ignore the Christmas part of it. It's just a moffat leaving party with lights and tinsel and crap. Wait, that's today. Just give me a minute. I just got to grab something out of me safe. You have a safe in there? Yeah. No problem with that? No, just where did you get it from? Oh, I got it from a job I did, but it's not important. I will be over in a minute. Just one more. Why do we always go doctor laundry in these things? If we get doing it, it's gonna get boring. It's just an easy way of going about things. People don't even notice it unless you bring it up. Basically, grab it up. Ok, we're nearly done securing these lights. Hang on. Seems to be a bit of naked wiring poking through the plastic. Ah, good job getting the lights up, gents. Let's see how they look. Wait, no, no! Well, that was annoyingly unfunny. Ok, guys, are we nearly ready? We're just waiting on... Alright, lads. The party starters arrived. Ah, perfect. We're all here. Wait, where's Tenor? Surprise! You want to see our going away present? Oh, is your prison to me another heart attack? He can be that as well. Here it is. Oh, thanks everyone. Chris, there's nothing from you in here. Yeah, well, I wanted to say something special to you, so one more. To the Moffinator. It's been an honour and a privilege to know you, especially when you were just writing awesome stories for me and not keeping me locked up in a road with Tenant. I wish you well and hope everything goes smoothly for you after you leave. Keep in touch, Eccleston. That really means a lot coming from you. Thank you, Chris. Thank you. You know I don't get sentimental, but if it wasn't for you, my series would probably not have been remembered and everything would be left in the dust. Thank you. Sincerely. Ah, it's here. Sorry, I thought it was the classic Doctor House. For some reason. A very classic mistake. Ah, yeah. So before we get to mingling and such, I would like to introduce a new addition to the road. Let me introduce you all to the newest addition to the Doctor lineup. Jody Whittaker. Um, hi everyone. The lighting's finally gone normal in my shot, so sorry about that. The continuity is going to be messed up, but back to the actual line, where am I and what's going on? They haven't told you what this all is yet. I was just told to pack the essentials and come straight here. Oh, buddy, you are in for a shock. What's he talking about? You'll find out soon enough. Sorry, could you give me and Chibnall some room, I just need to have a private chat. Yeah, no, it's fine. I'm happy to talk to these guys. Maybe I'll learn a thing or two. With these lot? Sure. Uh, so, hello, old me. Ah, oh, that's a funny joke I get now. Oh, that made me right, Google. Yeah. So, uh, what is this place? To us or to you? To me, I suppose. Welcome to your new home, prison. I'll get up some nipples. What are you looking at? It's hard, Noel. Something's not right. Oh, ignore him. He's just being a grump. You know him. That's old him. He's been old him for years. You do know he's in his hundreds, right? That's not what I mean. He's always been so nice and open. He has been ever since I came here. He's been the same to Eccleston, Tennant, Smith, etc. So why does he keep giving Chibnall the death stare? It's because he's been a silly old sod. Trust me, he was doing it earlier. I should talk to him. Myself and others have already tried. Look, just don't let this grumpy one-people over here ruin the party. Have a drink. Bugger off, whittaker! Hashtag not my doctor! Oh, you're one of those people, are you, Christopher Eccleston? How fun! Don't put me in one of your grumps, you feminazi! Oh, the irony just sweats off you, doesn't it? At least I assume that's what that smell is. He said it'd be calmer. Yeah, get used to that smell. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't get rid of it. Right, that's lovely. One more question, what is so wrong with being a female and playing the doctor? Everything! Bit more specific. Okay, fine, I admit it. Jealous of your hair, it's very nice. Although it does look a lot faker in person, so... And you have a lot more in person. Yeah, well, Jack's not committed to shaving his hair every time he wants to play me, especially now I'm the fan favourite. What? You have a lot to learn, Witty. Is this northerner bothering you? He was, but it's all fine now, David. You know, I'll be all ready. Although, who wouldn't? A very, very wimp, nice of all sexy face. We worked together on Broadchurch. Ah, that's my clone you're talking about, but that's not important. What is important is that there's a bedroom upstairs that's empty and mine. Care to take a stroll? Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Tennant? Oh, yes. It's not working. Oh, no. It's mingling time is over. Time to get to the main event. No love for the classic, Dr. Z, Witty Girl. Sorry, I was getting there. Excuses, terrible excuses everywhere. It turns out my bus is not only on time, but ahead of schedule. A bus ahead of schedule? As if! Next you'll be telling me the trains early too. One hell of a grand exit, Moff. My bus! So, on to the main event. Do you have enough with me? Please always remember what we discussed, about overuse of this thing and all that jazz. Yes, yes, I'll be careful. Perfect. Then, here you go. Congratulations, you are now the head writer of Doctor Who and owner of Doctor Who, Roche. Thank you, Roche, Roche, Roche. Thank you, all of you. I promise to do right by all of you and make Doctor Who great again. What do you mean again? I mean, keep Doctor Who great. It's always been great. Anyways, farewell, doctors. I will remember these years fondly. Most of them. A hill! And you tenants. Sorry. No, it's fine. I forgot I was here myself. Oh, that was my bus. See ya! Does anyone have a piece of paper? Look, I'm going to make some changes already. Are you sure? No. That is very eager of you and I respect that. Yes, sir, Mr. Newbus man. Thank you, Terrence. It's an honour to bow and serve you. I'm sure it is. Well, I mean, it's not actually an honour to serve you. I just figure if I say it enough, then it might become true. Right. So, go on then. What are you relating? If you must know, the second I stepped into this road, something was wrong. Lot B. It wasn't at all how it was described to me. And I don't like that. So, I'm going to make it exactly what it was supposed to be all these years. Oh, you can eat buffet? Yeah. A five-star hotel? All sheds! A deep hole of regret and sadness? No, no, definitely not. And kind of. It was and will now be a giant prison. You mean, more than it already is? Oh, so much more than that. In fact, perhaps I should start with your shed. I beg your pardon, no one touches my shed! Jody! Bust me, please! Grace! Stop this, you're out right now! Sure, Raine. Smith, this can't be what you want. This can't be what you want. You can't be serious! Oh, I can't, can I? Allow me to show you how serious I am. Well, enjoy yourself! Somebody stop him!