 If everybody says yes, but nobody's actually doing anything well cornwood's gonna do something and he's gonna take over the building I'm just I'm I think I'm just gonna play cornwood like here at this point And then if if people don't like it then fire him and and it'll be done It's literally probably what I'm gonna do today rage-drag. I'm literally probably I'm literally probably I'm thinking about starting the sheriff's office today on my own If people don't like it, I'm gonna go buy a VSTR and claim high command and say I'm the sheriff And if people don't like it I'm sorry, and then they can charge corn with a treason and then cornwood is gone forever get ahead injury and arpy memory Lost your way into the sheriff's office They just there there needs to be storylines. Hi, I'm storing the sheriff's office today. What? Yeah What do you mean you're starting the sheriff's office today? Well ain't nobody doing shit, so I'm doing it on my own I'm doing things the cornwood way because I ain't done things the cornwood way in about two months Wait, so what does that mean? Well that means you know the little Texas Rangers are gonna get some shit done starting right now Are you announcing it today at the meeting? Yes Nope absolutely not yeah, I got them get my high command vehicle ready here 316. All right. We'll see you soon It's gonna cause as much chaos Nobody has said I could actually everybody has said Literally everybody has said they they are down everybody has said yes, but nobody's doing shit So what does cornwood do corn get shit done? So cornwood's doing it today, okay? If everybody says yes, but nobody's actually doing anything well cornwood's gonna do something and he's gonna take over the building Oh Yeah, I've decided that I don't give a shit about nothing no more and we are starting the sheriff's office today Yes, because apparently ain't no everybody has said yes, but ain't nobody doing shit, so I'm gonna do shit Congratulations, we now have a sheriff office courtesy of me Cletus Kornwood Esquire, so I'm just gonna Be honest about things real quick Probably I don't know. I might be the only one who has this opinion But let's try not to disrupt the meeting you want to talk about with people afterwards. There's a true man Being in a Texas I have taken it upon myself That I am bored so as such I will be going up to little Texas and I will be forcing the sheriff's office open So as of today welcome and say hello to the little Alamo sheriff's office. How do we transfer in there are currently no transfers Well, I'm transferring. Okay. Sounds good Under sheriff Jimbo Sutton. I'll ride with you sir. Yeah, sir thing. I'm all in on this dispatch 316 1041 how do y'all 316 are you gonna be the 300s? I love that. Oh, can I be 369? Sure What do you think of this color with the base? I'm not a fan Yeah, it looks like Stick out somehow so what happens when people show up with you they say hey This is a real thing you guys are all fired. We don't get fired then all right. I'm in Hammy hell at least if I'm fired. I have something to do Yeah That's on him. I use your bling. Do you jackass? I don't know why he was resisting. Yeah People just do whatever the hell they want. It just blows my mind. Yeah, like fucking people just going around opening sheriff's offices Yeah, it's just dumb as shit Where the changing rooms, oh, oh wait, there's not well, so that's part of the problems. We don't have anything here Well, we have a meeting room. So that's good. Oh my good cordwood. Yeah, this is huge Look at how big my office is gonna be now. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got a mirror do yeah I got a mirror and a sink in my office. No, this is a good start You know what I want to do on it. I want to blow a hole in this wall. You're loyal. No, no It goes to the hospital. How are you gonna take a shit brought a shower? Yeah, I don't want nobody else getting fired just me and me you want to get fired Honestly, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. Yeah, it is what it is Yeah, they promoted me lieutenant for a day and then disgracingly demoted me back to officer the hell They said ha ha April fools excuse me sir with the big truck would you like to buy some crack? Oh No, thank you though. I appreciate it One hand yeah, no, hey look as soon as we have transfers and shit Then you know that we'll cross that bridge won't get there, but we just ain't there yet I'll be first in line every second after Jim bow and it's ease and Well, I mean the bottom line is this it's got to be a slow roll, but I'm about over I'm about to throw my own plan in the trash and just say look I'm going up north today, and I'm gonna do shit my way. I agree It's been a small suggestion here because I'm looking out, right? Let's go start a patrol unit up there and just start patrolling Sandy for now And then that's fucking lame as he's Yeah, we already need to Okay, keep doing it. Yeah for how many months is everybody says one to two weeks. I'm done waiting today I'm literally I'm on my wits end right here. Here. There's a line. I'm on the line right now I'm trying to reel you back before you go over Hey, that's what I told him. I don't want to don't want to break up this conversation But I can I pinch I call me can I pinch you for a second? Yeah, it's your thing. Thanks. How's it going? I'm good. How are you? So Well, so what what happened? Didn't you know what's coming? What's that? I have to I have to inform you that you're gonna have to change your uniform to Lspd if you're on duty Okay, cuz we are currently Lspd and the sheriff's office doesn't exist Well, the hell well, how do everybody tells me yes, we can have the sheriff's office But then nobody opens it cuz it's it's not it's not a thing right now It's just it's just a building currently you are earning an Lspd wage Operating as the sheriff's office, right? Yeah, well, I mean, this is the special uniform for my unit what units little Alamo sheriff's office and join this Well, I mean, you know technically right now it's a unit I don't want to be the bad guy corn words I mean if everybody says yes and nobody does anything and how come I can't do something about it Who is the person directly? Responsible for making something like this happen. Is it the mayor? Nobody knows. Oh my god, and everybody says yes So nobody actually knows It feels super awkward come with I feel so bad that you've been told yes by multiple people Yeah, cuz I'm telling you it's either at a certain I'm so tired and not not doing shit my way that it is I'm doing shit my way because It's the only way shit happens. That's all we really need. We need internet and that's about it You kind of need more than that You need a structure. We have a bit. Do you need the bad bones? Well, you're talking about like tangible structure or like a rank structure a rank structure Well, you got to have a sheriff elected then they have to come up with everything because you can't you can't Establish everything and not have the sheriff do it because then you're taking that shit away from whoever's elected You got to trust somebody some good away some weeks to wait and if you don't then just life Just kind of stops and it's at a standstill and when life comes to a standstill then why should I wake up every day? Do you want me to be honest? What's that? I'm not okay with it opening. So so why do you think it ain't good to open? I don't see what the benefit would be so if we have that shit open up north There's so much crime that happens right there There's two gangs that have they're based out of sandy shores the amount of drug sales moonshine calls 37 Charlie's not just like pings and shit, but actual real crimes people getting ocean dumped Violent crimes all that shit that happens up there is insane But we can't respond to it properly because we don't have a base of operations out there in order to be able to Restock on equipment go DNA shit be able to actually process somebody in the sales We can't seize their possessions and whatnot. We have to go all the way down here And then drive all the way back so when the issue is oh, we don't have enough units to open it up Well part of the problem is if that was open literally called it's time You reduce the amount of time you spend driving so you're actually way more efficient And you can maximize the small amount of units that you have on duty But in reality, we don't really have a small amount of units We have about 120 officers in the PD every quantifiable measure that we need to hit has been hit story has been driven in The proper direction. I don't there's nothing else to do and I'm just stuck here sitting on my hands for the last however You know I mean like I literally dropped out of the mayor's election because of the sheriff's office And now we're about to go into a second mayor's election. What if you went into a mayor? What what if you went into the mayor or opposition and made it happen though? Yeah, that's honestly, I was going to do that. Yeah, so I get the whole restock thing But I mean, you know, you could fill up your locked storage with a with a few spires Etc coming down to process people There was a time in which we were having to go all the way to Polito to process people because none of the PDs were open It's that Polito. Yeah, it's a nuisance, but we still did it, right? Right. So that's what my plan is So I'm gonna go operate out of there. I'm gonna have my sheriff's office storage locker Okay, and I'm gonna pay for myself just like I pay for half the PD shit when I need to see somebody's possessions I'm just gonna pull all that shit off of them or I'm gonna just drive them down to bone brick myself instead of Jailing them and do that because bone books right there I have to advise you against that though Conward because you are still employed by the LSPD And you are still operating as LSPD even if you are dressed in a sheriff's uniform Sure, but I'm I can still do all those things wearing the LSPD uniform, right? That's the point. I got to wear the uniform so people know I mean business I don't think anyone doubts that you mean business Conward There is definitely an argument for a sheriff's department in the future, right? Right now I think it's gonna be impossible to manage two departments. The truth is I cannot be here any longer If if some shit doesn't happen. Why? Because I need to live my life I have to have something to do otherwise I'm gonna lose my damn mind. That that is the actual bottom line Right, if you think that people didn't have things taken away from them five plus years ago You are incredibly wrong cuz that shit happens. We went through that shit, man No, I give that but at least something is happening things are happening I mean, you know, we got a chief and an assistant chief was it three weeks ago and four weeks ago And what has happened since whenever I was around there was always something happening Like I gotta have a like a carrot on a stick, but I gotta be able to get the carrot eventually It's that I know it's frustrating. Listen, I don't like to be the skeptical one I don't like to be seen as the bad guy, although I often am because I'm probably the one of one of the only people that will tell People how it actually is People like the mayor saying yes to you and then doing nothing about it doesn't prove to me anything I kind of feel like that he's just saying yes, so that he doesn't look like the bad guy And look, there ain't no good guy bad guy shit There's only there's only one good guy and one bad guy and the one good guy It's us and the one bad guy is the name criminals I I Still have to inform you that you can't be wearing that that uniform I'm how many daps is one uniform. Hey, you can't do the whole I'll take the daps and wear it Anyway, you can't do that come up because I will send you off because I will send you off Okay, I Send me on uniform. It's about the attitude But if you send me off duty, well, then you can't get mad at me for being up in the sheriff's office, right? Yeah, but then you can't you can't be patrolling or anything like what are you gonna do? I'll just give presents. This I'm a command member for the LSPD. I'm operating on behalf of LSPD Whilst you are employed by the LSPD can't wear that uniform whilst you're on duty cornward Okay, but why can't I wear it because you have an LSPD uniform You need to be seen to be represented in the LSPD not the sheriff's office Well, is the LSPD little Alamo branch because we have okay, so we have back patrol. Okay back patrol wear something different Yeah, but this that batch is still LSPD and they're still identifiable as LSPD. Oh, I'm very back V1 a what what about? Oh, it's not obvious though, man. There's a night. I mean it sounds pretty bad It's pretty bad, but it's not obvious who you're operating as okay. Well, what if I'm oh my lord I'm depressed and now my mental health is in danger because I'm can't wear this uniform We'd need like a medical exemption thing from a doctor. So maybe you should talk to a therapist cornward. Okay Oh, I'll leave you to it. All right. Good shot. All right. It sounds good. Thanks, Veev Yeah, good idea. No, dude, that's literally a character. Stop being mean to Veev. I'm gonna be mad at you