 BORN! Born again! Born again! Born again! What's that humming sound that I'm hearing? I've got a motor attached to me. I've heard that before. It's to help Matt breathe. If you're not watching on YouTube, if you knew what Matt was wearing right now, you'd vomit, you'd vomit down your front. He looks cute. Should I stand up and everyone can look at it? I understand I'll have a spin. He's wearing a panda outfit, but it's inflatable. So he's fucking huge. Fucking huge. Bounce up and down. Pretend like you're catching a mark in AFL. Yeah, yeah. Now I can pretend that you're hitting a backhand, a one-handed backhand in tennis. You're reaching for an apple up in a tree and you're starving. You're just out of reach. Just can't reach it. Now you've seen your mother panda storming towards you and she's killed your sister. Can you try a fairy flick in Toca that my special move? Yeah, not bad. Do an Irish jig. Yeah, Irish dance. Chimeby fucking the Bee Gees. My motor came out. Welcome to episode number 22 of the Muddy Michael fully actual podcast. We are coming straight out of Brisbane and we have a jam-packed episode for you today. Okay, we've got a fucking... Matt vs Michael is going to change the fucking world. We've got fucking the Tinder adventures. We don't have a guest today, but that's fine. We fucking love it. We don't have guests because we just fucking go all out of fucking crazy shit and just fucking go fucking ham on each other's cunt. So it's fucking going to be a wild-ass episode. Matt is dressed like an absolute fucking fuckwit right now. And it's fucking great. What's been going on? I'm deflating. In real or just in the panda suit? A bit of both. Oh, that's hot. What have we been up to? Well, it was our first week back at work last week. We filmed like 12 videos over six days. It was fucked, man. We worked hard as fuck. Are they all success? Oh, you know, some are better than others. We filmed a video that I think will be quite good. The drone one. The drone one is good. We see at what speed a drone hurts. So we fly it into our arses and it progressively gets faster and faster and faster and faster. And we had a dildo superglue onto the drone. Yeah. So that'll be a website video, obviously. That works. Well, you'll have to wait and see my brown town. You'll have to wait and see my brown town. And then we dug to China. Yep. Well, we attempted to dig to China on Saturday. So I had to hire like an excavator and we just dug and dug and dug for fucking days. And it had a pretty, pretty exciting turn of events in there. That'll be social media. So that'll be interesting. And then we pranked the brown. Look, all sorts of shit. Okay. Now it's fucking Monday again. We're back to fucking work and the weekend on Friday night, we had to go to the GPO opening we got invited to. It was called the GPO. No, it's called Tama now. T-A-M-A. So the GPO. So it's just they've renovated it. And like we didn't know what to expect. Which is nice. And miso is like that kind of shit. So, you know, you know, fancy drinks and fancy little food and caviar. They put caviar on your hand and shit. Literally Marty was just hovering around around the waiters every single time they walked past. Bang. And then I was just getting them for him. And I got everyone to get the food for them for themselves. And then they just hand it to me. Do you like caviar? Yeah. I'm sorry. It's something special though. I wouldn't pay fucking hundreds of dollars for it. That's for sure. But yeah, very fancy corporate crowd, which was pretty cool. And then Saturday we just filmed our little tushies off, didn't we boys? Got a bit dirty. Yeah. Got a little bit dirty. You got fucking poof thrown at you. Which was funny. You don't expect that. Yeah, it's fun. Covering shit, won't you? I got to wear this later on. Oh, come here. I've thought of a Matt vs. Michael and I'll throw it out to the audience and we'll see if they agree to it. So if you guys comment and let us know if you want this. Who is the better beatboxer? That's not bad. I'll write it down. That sort of stuff. Yeah. How do you feel about that? I don't know. Never tried really to beatbox. Matt seems to freeze when there's a kind of improv involved in things. Dude, no. You've got beats. I think improv is very difficult. You got beats though. It's a talent only a small amount of people have. Beatboxer. Well, yeah, I'm excited for that. I'll write it down. And other than that, yeah, we've just been fucking being fucking mad. Loose you and it's fucking love and life count too. How's this? Let's talk about this thing. There's these other some other big podcasts in Australia. What are they called? Alpha. I think the alpha blokes is a better beers. Better beers. There's a few. There's a few. Podcasts. They're trying to organize like boxing fights between different podcasts. We haven't reached out to them yet have we? No, we haven't done anything towards you. I reckon let's make a note. Let's make a note right now. Should we throw it to everyone at home to comment on them saying box, Marty and Michael. Contact. Or box fully actual. Maybe I'll get involved. Oh, would you box? I'd have to have some of my own. Yeah. Well, the dude, have you seen them? They're all like fucking 40. They're, you know, a bit overweight. Don't deny them. They might be still probably not 40. I'm pretty sure better beers is like in their 20s. No, they've got to be in there late to mid 40s. There you go. And so, you know, if you guys think we should get into a fucking some kind of altercation, we should imagine if it was like three on three. That would be the most Russian MMA. That would be the best. I'm, I'm keen for it. So if you just want us to let us know in the comments, we'll contact him and we'll see if we can tee up some fucking boxing with some other podcasts. Maybe I'll box a producer. Yes. Man, what do you mean? You're, you're fucking, you're part of it now. You've got to fucking get in there and fucking fucking fucking can't give me dresses. The panty fucking protection. So something happened with the, the Tinder account. What happened? Oh yeah, yeah guys. So fuck, we were stressing hard, right? So, you know, start a last week, finish the podcast last week. And then, you know, as I do start trying to tee up some new conversations. And all of a sudden I, they just could, there were no more matches coming. I just swipe and swipe. Usually it's like a thing comes up. Oh, you've reached the limit for your swipes. No new DMs. I could DM, but no new DMs. So I realized that they blocked that account. Yeah. So it happened. It finally has happened. Matt's Tinder account got blocked. So, but we saved it. Yeah. Look, we fucking signed up. We made it completely new account very late. What we like two days ago. Yeah. And, and look, I think I've, I've, I've got some good conversations going and managed to save it. But that just goes to show goes really enjoy that segment while last because it may be limited once, once I get, once I get fucking banned from this one, it's going to get harder and harder to come up with new Tinder accounts. But we are halfway through the season though. So hopefully takes another half to get banned again. Are you open to, I'm not open to anything. No, what about this? Okay. We'll give you $3,000. If you have sex, three of them live here for a month with you. We create like a sort of Brown's Tinder in reality in real life. Brown's Tinder big brother show. Anyway, three. You like it. You'd like it. No. Okay. Well, you'd get, you'd get to, you'd get to have women around you. Really, really pretty women. Well, really beautiful women will be living here with you brown. No, I'm good. Okay. All right. But just so you know, in today's Tinder conversations that I've, I've, cause I know you like it easy and very minimal effort. I know that that that's what you desire the most when it's the easiest. You barely have to say a word and I've got some teed up for you. Just for your liking. So you can let me know after you hear these conversations, if you're keen and I'll send them your number. Okay. That sounds horrible. No. You fucking wait till you fucking hear it. It's fucking off tab. Can't come. It's better than nothing. All right. Um, so, uh, just quickly. A lot of people have asked for shit. Henry over time to come. You're going to go on about fucking your weekend. Is that coming? No, just what did you do anything that you just fucking, if you think what just watched UFC and just want to explain why we haven't had Henry on as a guest yet. I've asked Henry if we were to get Henry on. I think we'd need to get him drunk. So like it might happen, but right now he's probably, it's probably a no, but we're working on. I've told you, send emu the band. Emu the band on just emu on Instagram or emu rock and roll. Yeah. Yeah. So let me have a look exactly what it is because we may need, we're calling upon our ringworm army to help us here. Yeah. So it's called emu rock and roll. All one word. Okay. Emu rock, ROCK, the letter N, and then roll RO double L. Emu rock and roll. Great band. Go check them out. And then in that band. Yeah. So it's the drama. So DM them. So go to that, that Instagram account. DM them. DM them. Say Henry, please go on the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast. Be very polite. Be friendly. And just, just let's get our ringworm army on board here because Henry would be a very good guest. Okay. He did get some messages last time he did, but I think it was a few. So if we can get a lot, let's like fully get this happening. Let's inundate him. So, so pause right now. If you have time, if you can just pause the podcast right now. Emu rock and roll on Instagram and just say, Hey, can you please, please Henry, can you go on the fully actual podcast? We're going to cut to a bong break to give you a time right now to actually do that. And bong break. And we're back. Sponsors. Now guess what? Wait, wait. Oh, you're fucking weird. Something happened on the weekend. No, no. Don't get all like this. Don't get all like this. It's really important. Shut up. You guys understand what happened. So on the weekend, I didn't open my mail all week, but I'm like usually on top of things like that. I know. Anyway. So I got some mail and it was from flybys. Flybys is like a point thing. You can get it at the supermarket. It gives you like points to wars. Wait, just fucking just so you guys know, Brown took four bags of cans. Dude, to the help people out. Shit. No, they have to know. It's like his body. Stop. Stop. I don't want on there. Let's help people. I fucking can't. They've got to fuck with it. Come on. No, no, no. You're just making me out to be a fuck with. It's kind of just cutting somewhere. Somewhere there. Cut here. Can you cut in here? Can you cut in here? Can you cut in here? Continue. Continue. Continue. Come on, man. Come on. It's a bottle of fun. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's a bottle of fun. Hurry up. Okay. Oh, God. What's with this. Give us a look. Give us a little bit of fun. I'll do it next week because I can't get funny about it now. I had a perfect line. It's wicked. He cut me off. I had a perfect line for it. He completely cut me off. Oh man. Come on. It's wicked. He can't store his room because we spoke about the bottles. Skip Matt's weekend for this week. 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Can't and you get to see everything Good luck watching all 260 videos in 21 days, but If you like it you stay on you know your leaf I must I must I go to you. That's shit there that no one else is doing Matt can a confirm. Yeah, you love the nail gun video. Oh It was scary. Yeah, they're quite dark some of them. Well, it's like I said, it's shit You won't see nowhere else brother and that's the sponsors and that's the truth Well, they have a scary watching your friends get hurt. I will be right back after this bong break with mad versus Michael So get ready for the Browns weekend So I didn't open my mail this week That's not like you might need usually you're all over that time and I open up. Yeah. No, it was no possible cause I wish But so I'm I open my mind. I didn't know my mail anyway I had a letter from flybys, which is like frequent fly points things you can How many do you have? I've no idea. I've never checked you've never checked the app. What do you just use the car? The app I think it's on the app though Let's all check because I'm it's on your app when you know how much you have I've got 23,000 I'm gonna check right now 23,000. I don't even know what's good. We've only just recently got it though Yeah, every time you scan it see shows you have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it that says the points I just don't know 18,000 to what's the last number you saw? I've only really seen the goddess like 3,000 maybe. Oh, okay So it's early days comment. I'm curious. I'm comment how many flybys points you have I just want to see like Who legitimately has a large amount and is 20,000 good like it's like a hundred bucks worth It's like a hundred like a hundred bucks. I'm thinking flight-wise. Where does that get me? That's what I want to know I think you've got to convert them to something else. Don't you to get flybys? I think you're halfway to Sydney with that really? I think yeah Well, you know a lot about it Anyway, so I got a little letter from them and they were just talking about Bits and pieces and to my surprise They sent me a little gift No. Oh, yeah they sent me a little Sheet of stickers. How did they know? I don't know how they knew but they knew how come you are the only one who gets sent Stickers. I have no idea. What are the stickers of just bits and pieces one says points. Oh Wow, you're being real. Yeah, that's a real thing. This is a real story What are you gonna do with them all? Oh, well, I just gonna pick my favorite ones. I like the little aeroplane So I'm gonna put my little aeroplane. Um, just there It's like it looks like 9-11 the way it's flying into that other sticker there. Yeah, and then I got a little game So I might put the little oh, so you're kind of saying that 9-11 was a game played by The governments. That's kind of what you're saying there in sticker form. Yeah. All right So I've got a whole shitload of stickers from flybys. You're not wrong That's such a fuck story. That was Matt's weekend That was a pretty good weekend. He walked up to his fucking mailbox with a big smile on his face and pulled his out and he said Oh, god, laugh on flyby. And then he hopped and skipped back inside. You know when you saw stickers Yeah, I'm so happy to fuck those stickers. You know when you get a surprise like someone surprises you? Dude, that is not a fucking surprise. That was rubbish. That's like a present to you Anyway, let's fucking move on man. That was shit. Yeah, Jesus Christ I'm gonna let you both decide. I know I said we'd come back with Matt vs. Michael But do we start with tinder adventures first and then go Matt vs. Michael or clear the flag the nurse No, call our family a guy dead. I want tinder. You'll close your phone. Yeah We need to hear the for clients. Well, hit it Matt bram. Wait, wait, wait I'm just gonna throw it out there. You guys are down to do it if you want We could do q&a just because this the jingle just the jingle We're not gonna do q&a everyone. We Michael just really enjoys the jingle hit it Matt You have all the questions and we have all the answers and we've got lots of dances for you All right, so we're not doing q&a and let us know what you think about that So obviously last week's episode was just about an hour long We cut out the movie review and the q&a let us know what you think I know it's a bit shorter But the feedback that we had from our editors and Connor as well was that It's more entertaining just because there's not fucking parts that you know only some people like So let us know if there's an overwhelming call for it. Well, of course, we'll bring it back But right now it's time for Matt Brown's tinder adventures T-i-n-d-o we have Matt's tinder ha ha ha Matthew Brown has lost control now these women will lose their soul All right now this as you know guys Matt's first we've taken over Matt's tinder account in order to find him love We are so Such great friends that we have taken it upon ourselves to make sure that our our best bud Brown Finds a missile or at least something to dump his come up So here we go And I've been speaking to these girls exactly how I think Matt would speak to them And these are the conversations over the last two to three days Again, didn't have a full week to prepare these conversations Because Matt's other tinder account got deleted. Anyway, here we go So Matt starts the conversation Hey, what time do you shower? Five a.m. And seven p.m. Yeah, I thought so you're okay. You seemed a little down this morning when I saw you And then she unmatched because it seemed like My god unmatched instantly yes All right now this one really I really like this chick's energy listen to her opening All right now something really cute happened With the the tinder segment, okay, what do you mean ester my step daughter She like Because it's always funny at home. I'm just like all right. All right, mon I'm just going to jump on tinder and ester now knows what tinder is So she gets really confused and I'm like no, no, don't worry. It's not what you're thinking and sometimes I not not obviously the Super hardcore conversations, but some of the weird conversations I show ester and she finds it hilarious So she was like, can I have a turn? I want to I want to message one of these girls on matt's tinder Where did she learn tinder? Was that just out in the school ground? They talked about it. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah And um and so so this is a message from ester my step daughter Oh, hey, hey Lee today something exciting happened So my neighbor was on holidays for a bit and while they were gone I climbed over their fence and I talked their dog They came back an hour ago and they're looking for her. It's so ridiculous fly lie. I still have her here. He he anyway What is your name again? Isn't that good that ester thought of that? That's exactly our humor Does that say fly lie lie? No, no, not a lot, but she knows when there's something to do with us to throw it in there And that and that person did not respond. So you can thank ester for that one Oh, wow, could have been the woman. Is she right then will she tell you what to write? No, she writes them I just give her the phone and Holy shit. So she's fully like good at writing. It was just sometimes she's like, oh, how do you spell this one? And I'll just tell her wow, it's amazing. Yeah No, right. Hello. How are you? Fucked just scraped this huge scab I had on my back off stink so bad How's your weekend and shit? Oh, what happened? I worked during weekends and I have this eczema in my hands for a month now and it's so annoying I'm so sick of this I was riding my granddad's car when my foot got caught in the saddle It fully dragged me across the car park gravel. I was twisting and squirming around trying to get out of it It hurts so bad. Oh, that's hectic. How come you got that and what do you what and what work do you do on weekends? Oh, I bet it is so painful. I work as a chef. That's why I work during week weekends. How about you? What do you do? Yeah, it was so unlucky. Worst pies my granddad told me not to ride the cow and that they're different to horses But I've fully gotten his face and got like heaps aggressive with him And he bitched out and let me do it. But I guess I should have listened her lesson learned Oh, that's sick as hectic shit. Do you work at a super fancy restaurant? I love food I eat pretty much every day. What do you like to cook? I like salty pigs is slow cooked and then dried out My old roommate showed me he used to live in one of them weird countries Ha ha you naughty. No one ride the cow. Ha ha lesson learned now that you listen I work at community clubs. So not fancy restaurant, but way back on my hometown I used to work in a fancy restaurant though. It was fun though. And now just chilling. I also like food I like cooking at home. I cook what's in the fridge usually. I usually cook western or Filipino food. What do you do? Oh, yeah, my granddad is still pretty upset with me more because I got right up in his face and was like yelling at him a bit Oh, that's so hectic as shit knowing how to cook food is such a slippery skill to have in your back pocket I'm currently in between jobs and just enjoying some time to myself Well, it gets so hectic sometimes. So I just decided that I wasn't going to work this year and just chill It's been so nice just doing absolutely nothing but watching tv and gaming mostly Last year when I had a job I was a council worker and just doing laboring and standing around holding signs and shit Oh my god, dude, that's ongoing I should read that Proudly unemployed brown Hey matt, how's your monday going? Oh No angry just found out I have to pay a $250,000 tax bill because I haven't done it for like 15 years You know, I've got a fucking fine and shit because I think I was trying to avoid tax on purpose I'm honestly so over this shit whole country. It's so fucking hot I get all pink and burnt the second I step outside Dumb bullshit kangaroos and bugs and shit flying around as fucking lame as shit I'd like rather live in iraq than this shit whole fucked country with tax. How are you? Oh That's it dance, dude He definitely wasn't happy That's ongoing. Oh, I can't wait to hear what she says to that Fucking hell your eyes are so pretty. I want to scoop them out and sit them in my aquarium You got any pet fishing shit Lowell can't say anyone has ever wanted to do that with my eyes before definitely original I used to have pet fish, but they all kept dying like my plants I've managed to keep my son alive for 14 years. So that's a positive. I guess Yeah, your eyes are just so intense. I want to just stare at them as they float around in an aquarium Oh my god, I know what you mean. I actually had a pet bird last year, but it died after like three weeks I didn't know they needed fresh water so often felt so bad when it died of dehydration Oh hectic and second shit that you have a 14 year old. I bet he gets all his mates teasing him about his smoking fucking hot mom Oh, I'm sorry about your bird. That sucks. Sucks when you learn those things the hard way Lowell Yeah, I have to watch what I wear around the 14 year old boys. I'm just on break. Go to get back to work We'll talk later. Oh, and you can't have my eyes for your tank. Sorry. I need them Yeah, I should have known when it kept screeching all mine. I just thought that that's what birds did Okay gorgeous. That's perfect. Can't wait miss you and those perfect eyes already, baby. No Whoa, dude, did she reply or is this that that's ongoing. This is all today. Most of these are today fucking that's insane if So you told her you want to scoop her eyes out and put him in an aquarium and she's still willing to Look past that. Oh, dude. It's pretty exciting. I don't know about you, but I'm excited about that Oh All right. Anyway, is she a beautiful beautiful? All of these all women are beautiful. Of course. Yes All right, she starts with Looks like a series of very fun parties you reveling this weekend She's referring to matt's pictures and they're all pictures of matt out and about fucking hammer drunk partying. Are they? Yeah Well, when we've been at jacksons, you know boogie, you know, I just like like out and about out on clubs and shit She's I think there's only like one. What's that fucking dance called he client the shuffle he client Anyway matt goes That's so funny and so true. No, I'm just having a chilled one this weekend Maybe have dinner with mum tomorrow night and crack a big fat bottle of red wine She gets those three liter bottles your mum and I would get along great I'll let her know about you. She'll be so happy. I'm finally talking to a potential wife I've always wanted a boozy mother-in-law. So this will work out perfectly. Oh, yeah, she drinks a lot every day basically If I call her past 5 p.m. She barely makes sense. She's so hammered. It's hilarious Excellent happy hour is every hour. You're working today. What's on? Yeah, I've even seen her wake up and put rum in her tea for breakfast She's always crying and shit, but fuck it would be fun to be drunk all the time Yeah, I'm kind of working. I'm gaming at home and I'm but I'm training to become a professional gamer I'm training like 15 hours some days. It's fucking hectic as shit I'm getting so good at fortnight. I reckon I can start competing in tournaments soon Would you like would you come and support me, baby? Did she unmatch or she just didn't write this isn't this is a dude it gets good Training 15 hours at fortnight sounds like the the hours I work anyway Supporting each other's interest is important in a relationship, right? I can make you cups of tea and rum But you have to be okay with me selling photos of my feet on only fans account Sometimes guys likes to come over and touch my feet too So if you could wait outside the door in case they tried to lick my toes without paying that would be great This is a partnership made in heaven I don't train that much every day Just when I don't have to do my normal job. It's kind of like my side hustle and shit Oh, do you actually do only fans what the fuck guys come over and touch your feet? Yeah, I'm not going to be okay with that sherry. You have to put yourself in my shoes Would you ever consider stopping only fans for me? Oh my god only if you would consider giving up fortnight fair is fair Becoming a professional gamer is my my dream So it's kind of fucked up to expect me to stop that especially since I've been training for years to get this good Plus once I make it I can make a fucking fuckload of cash from pro gaming If having strangers lick your feet is your dream job, then I'm not sure I'm going to be okay With that to be to be honest. Oh my god. It's not a dream job. It's a side hustle I already work in my dream job. What can you make as a pro gamer? How many people make a lot of money from it seems high risk If if you have your dream job, then why do you need a side hustle like that? Especially when that's kind of gross and shit You can make 10k a tournament if you win and there's a tournament every month here in australia and like one a week in the us That's only 120k a year. That's a fuckload of cash by your standards Yeah, if I win them, you of course, it's a fuckload of cash. Are you kidding me? What's a fuckload of cash to you? You realize doctors only make like 100k a year or some shit Oh my god doctors make 300k a year. I have three mates that are doctors I own a fair bit more than 120k. So I think we just have different levels of expectations 300k? Yeah, I call bullshit unless they're brain surgeries Normal GP doctors can barely get by these days anyone can own more than 120k a year If you're willing to have your feet sucked off by strangers though. How much do you earn a year? Oh my god. Yeah, they're all specialists not gps. I'm on 200k plus full disclosure I don't do the foot thing. I thought you were joking about the gaming thing So I was joking back, but now I realized you were serious. So so figure I should come clean Yeah, brain surgeries get way more than normal doctors Oh, no way. So you don't actually get your feet sucked on. That's such a relief I'm actually feel so happy right now. I'm smiling ear to ear while I talk to you I know the gaming thing sounds ridiculous, but once you see me play you will get it By the way, if I go pro I can start a gaming youtube channel and probably make like an extra million dollars a year Or some shit if I felt like it. What's your job? Oh, no Your dreams are wild. The number of people who actually make that kind of money is so small Hey, it looks easy, but it's a lot of work. Mr. Beast has a team of 10 or so people He has to pay and has a year worth of content planned in advance Yeah, gaming videos are way easier and shit and yeah, I could hire some people once I start winning tournaments Any old dumb dumb can become a youtuber though. Don't you think? Just make dumb videos about something for long enough and people start fucking like seagulls and that's an ongoing conversation Man, she has done well to keep going Yeah, you would be like if he's serious, what the fuck is wrong? I think I would have unmatched on it Man, she's rich. Rich is fucked by the sound to it. Yeah, it sounds like a she could you could be a um She could she could be a sugar son or something. Yeah, you could be one of them All right, so this must be a girl that we matched with on the first tinder account because she opens with hey again Hey again. Hey again. Yeah. Oh, yes I still have your pitches in my wallet Oh, do you now no play with crayons and shit. I miss primary school so bad Oh, how have you been? I've noticed myself having racist thoughts. So I'm seeing someone about that because I'm not okay with it How have you been? Are you still are you still keen to watch me dance for you? I've been okay been busy as at work to be honest. I can't I can't I can't remember why we stopped talking I I started dating someone but she ended up going bald and I just wasn't attracted to her anymore Once I'm dating someone I get off all dating apps though and commit myself 100 of that person and making that relationship work Yeah, me too I keep having racist thoughts. I don't know what to do anymore Do you have any suggestions? I like you. Oh I'm not sure how to remove those thoughts, honey. I'm so sorry. That's okay I think I'm just going to do some drugs and try and figure it out myself That's a very over-the-top approach Drugs help me to self reflect MD main math is being used in therapy and shit now. I think And that's an ongoing conversation. That is so good It's a girl that has had a past with you There's so many times she said that she's not sure why you guys lost contact There's so many times where I would have unmatched She's racist but she's fine with that Like pictures of her in your wallet. There's so many times you she could have just been like that's weird That is great. I could not believe that she just breezed past the racism comment like there's so many things she breezed past I didn't get it. All right. So so this one is this one is special. This one is matt Don't get distracted now. This is what this one's important. I have gotten you What you want. Okay a physical a physical interaction with zero effort Listen to this. There's something. There's always a catch. All right. So she opens a conversation with How complimentary can I be without you unmatching me? Huh, I definitely won't be unmatching you. How forward can I be without you unmatching me? Let's find out I want to meet you at my place and suck on your tits and front slit without even saying a word to you Oh my god. Wow my wow my compliment is lame compared to that to that opening line I see you didn't unmatch me after I suck your front gap. I'd flip you over and drill a hole through you I already have three while I am While while I am pedantic about equal numbers I really don't need a fourth and I definitely won't be unmatching you I want to be the reason you have that gorgeous smile on your face Oh, no, I'll work on the other holes first But my rules are simple no talking just straight to business then I'll book you an uber home once we've both exploded My night off isn't often and it's only on a Saturday. So you decide so you decide on if those fit within your rules Yeah, that's perfect. I'm just work right now. But let's work out the details after Wow brown That is she can live here Something's not right there Matt just just get her over. Why would she live here? No, no She sounds like the one you have to leave here But what do you mean she sounds like the one that sounds horrible? Dude, she just get her out. You literally don't have to say a word. Just click at her And get her to sit down and take her clothes off Sit down and take her clothes off You don't have to talk to her and then you book her an uber home on the way That's really just like like you could you could like a Saturday night, right? You just set an alarm for 6 p.m. She arrives at 10 past 6 You set an alarm. You just go on over quick shower. She arrives And then you just have have a turn with it by 7 p.m Yeah, you're playing fortnight again back to training dude Uh Yeah, it doesn't I don't know You should take that fight and like see how far you can push it with her about your rules and to be honest, man Like yeah, yeah, so like there's a lot of say that you have to give her money or something Now that now that we've got the Tinder account again. Yeah, I promise I'm gonna get some banger tinder convo's for next week I sorry, they've been a bit Lackluster, but literally most of them were just from this morning in a mad rush. But Matt I'm a word of advice. You you enjoy these these things. It seems like you're just letting these single years Waste you by you're gonna regret it like when you're in a when you've met your your wife You know, you're gonna Look back at that. I wish I made more of my time that could be your wife that last one And if you don't make the most of your single years, you may end up divorcing your wife because you always wonder What is it like to be single? I don't have that concern. I enjoyed myself. I know it's fine I'm I will I know that I will permanently be happy with mom so I've had enough single years that I'll be happy How many chicks have you fucked in? I'm not telling that Let's let's see what people think Yeah, see if you can guess the numbers. All right. If you if if they if someone guesses the exact number, will you tell them? Yeah, all right. Fuck it. All right. If you comment below How many people you think Matt has had in his entire lifetime like actual fully actual cool And then if you guess, all right, we will We will come come clean Look at that mince bottle. That has been up things But I only only got one episode. So yeah, yeah, it's not an ongoing thing. You've got to get it. You've got to get it I'm kind of tempted to have a comment myself You won't know it. Yeah, I know you'll be close, but you won't know So you're not gonna fucking get with that last chick. I don't think so it's something so I feel like I feel like he's he's not closing the door completely. So Off off camera. I think once once we speak to him and show him how easy it is. It's it's a potential I'll have to see her too. Yeah. Yeah, so okay. It's not a no, which is nice probably. Um What was I gonna say? Fuck I don't know Matt I don't know what you're gonna say, but you are looking so adorable right now Looked like a bunny rabbit with a with a deflated. They look like I like the back ear thing. I feel like I'm in a big sweatsuit. Oh, man Well, are you ready for a competition? A competition What are we gonna say something about stickers? No, there was something I was gonna say it was something about sex I know maybe You thinking about that girl Stop All right, let's move on um Should we try and build the energy up a bit more? I feel like we're all pretty low Well, you know what we need for that Hit it matt And this is a segment where matt and michael go head to head for the glory What is the mince bottle sits in the middle of us? Whoever wins overall get to keep the mince bottle as theirs for all eternity and do with whatever they want It's fucking crazy. And at the moment the score is 13 to nine to michael Now this will test you boys. Okay, this is This is uh, man. I can't stop thinking about that q&a song. Hey It's just so good now this should favor the brown should we do more Should favor the brown slyly. Okay. Sorry All right. Do you want a live version of it? No, sorry. I won't do that. So today's competition you have Who is better at doing movie character impressions? Oh, wow. This is advantage. You are the movies. Yeah I might know them, but you're a better at doing impressions. But also there is a sentence you have to read You can't just go with there. You can't just go with their like catchphrase You know, so you need to know the cat. I might not know the exactly exactly So there there is one sentence here. It's not very long But you have to read this in the voice of the character. I feel like this would be very difficult. Does that make sense to everyone? Okay. Yeah, all right the first character scissors pay brock c goes first. Yes Scissors pay brock ha ha ha you will go first freak. Sorry. All right. The first character Is dr. Evil from austin palace. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, we can't oh, yeah, we can't do catchphrases. Oh, hey, let me Here's a sentence highlighted Yeah, I'm trying to think of what dr. How do people speak? Remember this? Oh, I know I used to I was yeah, I've seen that movie This is gonna be sorry. Do you know there's four of them out now? Okay. All right. Come on. Here we go. Dr. Evil. You got to read the sentence. It'll be the same sentence for every character Oh, man, this is gonna be tough. This is maths Wait, james. Can you judge this too? This is exciting. James. Can you help me judge this? You have all the questions and we have all the answers and we've got lots of dances for you Grab my hips into foam from the mouth. I can't do this Um Grab my oh, fuck this is so hard. Like I know I did my head. I can hear him But I can't do his voice. I don't think I'll go for it. All right, let's do it. Um Grab my hips into foam from the mouth like a teenage would be driven into the grounds Okay So that is a tricky sentence the sentence is grab my hips and foam from the mouth like a teenager being driven into the ground There's a sentence grab my hips All right, Michael's turn grab my hips at dr. Evil Holy shit Yeah, I did the finger thing too. I was like Grab my hips and foam from the mouth Like a teenager being driven into the ground It's not bad either. Fuck. That was pretty good. I saw one with the over like He started a lot stronger than I finished. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you went all high pitched. I think maybe Oh, can we go? I think I think one Neil to matt so far. I don't know. There's four more to go What's james think I was gonna go with michael's not really. Yeah Fuck boss, I thought his his start was very accurate, but then it really fizzled away But matt's was all over the shot. Should we do one more and see if we can Let's just call it a tie that round. We've got four more characters. I think that's fair. Yeah, all right The next character. Thank god. James is here is stewie griffin Oh, no, I can't even imagine what he talks like Looks like rex. What's his name? Is it the same sentence? Yeah, the same sentence. Damn. Oh the same sentence. Would you want me to change it quickly? Oh Does matt have to go first again? Oh, yeah. Do I have to go first again? Or do you go? Oh, no, it's one all. So I'll just go first again Okay. Um, well, how would you play that? I don't know, but I will take seems like an advantage to go second all right, so the sentence sentence now is Start a fire in a homeless shelter and sprint around in circles. That's confident Start to fire in a homeless Come on Rupert Start to fire in a homeless shelter and sprint around in circles. Oh solid. Wow. Fuck. That's okay It's such a tough voice to do, isn't it? Do we take off points for the given up halfway though? Yeah, I gotta say I take one or two off of that in my brain out of 10. Oh, that's sorry. Well, no, he could have worn me He doesn't stop Start a fire in a homeless shelter and sprint around in circles The sentences make them hard though Is he like Italian or some shit? He's English. He's rex Harrison. All right. So matt's up One nil Okay. Yeah, one nil. All right. So then now since matt won that he has to go first this round the next character I'm nervous now is forest gump Same sentence from forest gump Remember once you start. Yeah. Yeah, so we take your first Even with a few points off. So even if it doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth, just keep persevering Start a fire in a homeless shelter And sprint around in circles You hear it in your head and then it comes out so different very good Start a fire Start a fire in a homeless shelter Sprint around circles Fuck you convinced me it was jeffrey. Yeah, that was both of them. I love you jenny. Yeah I thought you were a guy. I thought he wouldn't get that too because he does. I can only say the tag Marty out of interest Isn't that in a homeless shelter See if you do that catchphrases, I think you can you have a bit more of a luck start a fire around a homeless shelter Sprint around in circles You've got the accent but it needs to be slower All right, so Fuck I think matt start a fire in a homeless shelter. Yeah Start a fire in a real dopey. Yeah, who won that and spreads out. What do you think who do you think won that? I think I think matt fuck, but is there still two there's still two left come back for a time and then we get a tie break I'm getting nervous Man, this is tricky tricks. Did you give that to brown as well mom? Yeah, I did. Yeah. All right next character is Bugs bunny good Okay, shit Start a fire In a In a homeless shelter and sprint around in circles. I have no idea how he really felt like he started so strong I love the commitment. I just kind of adding points for the commitment. So Michael is gonna have to be good, man Start a fire in a homeless shelter and sprint around in circles Michael's Michael got that one No, that was good. That was pretty close I was the lead was very on time very confidently delivered. Yeah. All right two one different sentence Sorry, okay. Yeah. Now we can't be biased here because I know we want a tie break But if matt wins he wins. Yeah, yeah bugs bunnies. All right. So the so the sentence is Snakes are wrapped around my wife My wife baby. Make me a sandwich So long Snakes are wrapped around my wife, baby Now make me a sandwich Yeah, okay the character Is arnold schwarz nigger Yes Michael you have to start because he won the last round. Oh, that is hard. Holy shit. I reckon I'd be good at this one Yeah, I reckon you would be too. That's the austrian in you Snakes are wrapped around my wife, baby. Make me a sandwich Not bad. Yes, not bad. Oh god. That was so scary Snakes are wrapped around my wife, baby. Make me a sandwich Oh, that's so hard because matt started weak, but he came home strong Strong as an ox make me a sandwich. Yeah, that part the sandwich was really good I think I think that for me was a tie I gotta say I agree. I thought michael was more consistent the whole time, but then matt's ending was Outstanding outstanding, which means overall The brown has taken it to one to the brown and he'll do his traditional little dance in his chair His little wind dance. Do you need space? There it is. There it is. His little wind dance Oh What's the overall score the overall score is now 13 points to 10 well done brown. He's coming back He's sneaking forward. He's double digits now. Fuck me. That's actually nuclear. Oh, no Three up still a good lead. Yeah. Yep. We've got a long way to go on the season. Michael. James is here Hey Oh, yeah, we should probably fucking Uh start selling tickets for the when's the finale of the day the 11th of november. It's a saturday night this year Which is fucking cool. And there's a hundred more people can come this time. So so so mark it on your calendar We'll be selling uh tickets probably in like, I don't know maybe six weeks six weeks to eight weeks Website members first. Yeah website numbers first and then whatever's left will be clean and flowy We can't announce it officially yet, but if we get the guests that we think we're gonna get And if he or she comes out with us after the show It's gonna be a very and that's the other thing we do We do go out with you guys after we'll meet at one place and we just get fucking lit up together kind of I'll fucking lights. I'm kind of on fire for you. Can't you do it? We'll make a sandwich We'll make a sandwich I'll swatch an egg. It's gotta be our guest. I should have said we'll make a sandwich I don't know. Fuck me. It's you gotta get that out Okay, you did the chopper. I can't do it. I was all right. All right. Let's move right along Let's let's throw in a lying segment. Who can we lie to what about um, we could lie to julian I'll do him for a while What's going on come You know much of things marketing team um, we just heard back from that nursing home and they Move some shit around they can do this thursday. So it's back on No, I Yeah, yeah, so um Should we maybe on wednesday should we um, just like maybe come in on wednesday Just for like an hour or something and we'll just film like the intro and maybe even I reckon Um swing by the nursing home and like and film like the community board and shit and and then on thursday All we have to do is just worry about the performance Like we're scoping it out for the yeah, yeah, exactly. We can just say oh Can we come by the venue just just so we like can know like, um, if our performance will work there I wouldn't say if it worked out just so we can get just in for the stage So it's easier for us to bump in and bump out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just some shit like that Yeah Maybe Yeah, yeah, do a logo up and um and on wednesday Yeah, yeah, maybe just come in like the afternoon because we just got we're just gonna film a quick game video in the morning But yeah, yeah, just come over and maybe like 2 p.m. And then we'll just fucking swing by Why didn't we come out to do some editing because wednesday is usually my sound design day Um, all right. Yeah, okay, sweet. All right. We'll fucking fucking do it. It's fucking fucking back on Oh, yeah, dude, and would you would you just because we're trying to think of the performances would you get? um, would you get naked in the at the not completely naked but like in a Um g string at the retirement place Yeah, okay, sweet. All right because me and michael are thinking about literally doing a strip show But not naked not fully naked obviously Hmm, and then it'd be fun Hey Do we have multiple angles? Yeah, james will be filming um, like a wire So so even if we thought it'd be funny if like you're kind of standing in the crowd and then you also start to take your clothes off Huh Yeah, okay, so you directly might not need a second camera Yeah, possibly. Yeah. Well, maybe I'll what do you reckon? All right, well, I'll hit up maybe fucking joshie and um, oh and and also just another idea Would you then at the end we're gonna have a big three-way kiss on stage like you mean michael But we gotta but we gotta like full commit to it like I like I want to have like a full three-way tongue Like zoomed in kiss. Yeah, you guys can do the tonguing. I'll just like But I'll be able to keep character. It's a it's a high-risk moment Yeah, oh, yeah, well, yeah, well, I reckon if if if you the camera man come in and also just just a little bit of tongue in with us We'll just fucking add that little bit of salt on top of the steak Can't make sure Michael doesn't have a fucking cold Fucking liney Oh I can't believe Julie that all it takes for you to commit to that is just I don't have a cold sword Oh We're gonna send it to all your rat buddies. No one watches this podcast. Anyway, you be here As he sits down, I'm going to put my hand on his seat with my thumb fully erect Let's see if he sits on that. Okay, just go fingers. You'll have more control All right, so we'll go, um box Do we have the po box thing just say? all right Pranked Anyway, um, we're gonna do the po box segment now guys. Oh just for context who was listening on um spotify Bosley entered the room before so we did an interpreted dance for him All right guys, it's time for the po box segment where you guys send in the shit to our po box 256 tag and 4018 Queensland Australia We open it live on the podcast and we have no idea what it is that we get sent and right now we have a fucking letter We're asking for pubic hair a lot of pubic hair because Matt's going to glue it all onto his head at the season finale Is that hair is that something to genuinely have more hair? Oh, that's fucking great news Is there a note in there? Give me a look at that couple. There's something in here too There's something more man the cares down the smell a bit. Hey Oh my god, there's so much hair in there, which is exactly what we want. Oh Have you smelt the hair? Which is exactly what we want. All right, let's put it in More hair there now. Oh, there is so much fucking hair in here already dude. I believe how much hair's in there Did you have a smell of it? Oh, I fuck that reeks We would get that out of the bags later. So why does it smell so bad? I don't get that So it's nothing special guys, but keep the hair coming because we really want a lot of it for the season finale So thank you to whoever sent the hair keep the hair coming. Thank you so much guys We've got a yeah, that's enough for your head now. I reckon Oh, yeah, maybe we should um neck beard it too We should come up with how we're going to get it on and then see if it is enough I can't stop thinking about the q&a song Do you want to hear it again? One more You have all the questions and we have all the answers and we've got lots of dances for you All right guys. Akana, can you zoom in on the faces again? Very beautiful. Yeah, I said no can't yeah, he knows what to do there Oh, man. All right guys. It's time for prank call Time and guess. Oh, we're going to be kind of for the feculele leculele What what hit it matt Your time is there for us to waste picking up your phone was your first mistake. Ha ha ha ha It's prank call time And today Margaret makes her remarkable comeback. Margaret's back. She's back, baby And we don't know who she's we're just gonna she's just gonna call a bunch of people and we're gonna see what fucking happens everybody Good afternoon, president city council. This is Heather. Hey, Heather. How are you? Look, um, I don't mean to be a bit of a nuisance today. Um, I'm just calling in regards to My neighbor's pet dog has actually been quite noisy And um has been barking kind of kind of non-stop Ever since we kind of moved in a few months ago and um, it's it's a little bit of disruption So I was just wondering is there some sort of process or something that I can go about? Just I don't want to confront anyone Um about anything. Do you know what I'm sort of saying? So Is there some sort of way that maybe we could let the neighbor know to put a leash on their dog or to Maybe help control it just so that I me and my son can get some sleep in the evening Of course, they're definitely used to there's a couple of approaches. So, um, if you don't feel comfortable Approaching them about that. There is an anonymous letter that you can print out from the council website I assume their letterbox to let them know that the animal is causing a disruption. Yeah, no, that's great. They have Yeah, um, um, I've I've already left a little note in their letterbox just kind of saying, um, hello Um, just your neighbor here. Um, could you please try and keep your dog quiet between the hours of 8 p.m. And um, sort of 6 6 a.m. Because your dog has been quite noisy But and it's sort of fallen on deaf ears and no one's really done anything about that So I think what do we may need to do is yeah, go with the second option and um, maybe maybe make some kind of official Complaint here or something like that just because it's really starting to affect the sleep. I'm getting and my son is waking up in the middle of the night Do you know, okay? Yeah, so it's it's just really Frustrating, do you know what I mean? And it's been it's been a solid two months now. Yeah Yeah, all right. No, I can understand that So, um, we do Yeah, the process we have to follow is we have to give them a chance to rectify it now I know you have already done that but we still Because if they were to take us to court over this, we have to show that we have taken all the appropriate steps So we have to first give them that chance Now of course. Yep. Yeah Okay. All right, so I'll take these details and I'll submit this through That's great. Yeah. Thank you. Now. What's the address? That's okay. What's the address where the dog lives, please? So, um, I'm at 450 church road in tagham And so so the my neighbour is 448 Um church road uh tagham He's the one with with the noisy dog and yeah, I have And and yeah, it is just a little bit ridiculous like it does mark like I'm there's times I'm waking up at midnight and the dog's barking for ball and then I can hear my son Waking up in the other room and it's just so Frustrating So we really think that we need to make some kind of official complaint because there's not much more than I could take Okay, all right fair enough. And have you seen the dog? Can you tell what breed it might actually be? It's one of the smaller ones. I want to say, um, it's like, um, uh, across it's it's kind of looks like a pug dog, but a little bit bigger than a pug dog. So it's not like a deep bark It's a kind of a really frustrating really kind of ear piercing bark that wakes you up from the deepest of sleeps Okay Yeah, so it's it's just high-pitched quite high-pitched bark, but I'm not 100 percent certain of the breed of the dog Yeah, okay. No, that's fine. Thank you. All right. If you don't mind holding the line just while I go through this For you now. Thanks. Of course. All right. Thank you worries. Thank you Yeah So Thank you for your patience there. Yeah, no worries at all. That's totally fine. Thank you very much And I do have a son a 14 year old son Who's currently currently at high school here and he's um, it's a new high school So it's quite quite stressed out at the moment. So the dog is really not helping the situation at the moment So so yeah, the faster we can try and um resolve the issue, you know, the better for everyone involved Yep, of course. I can understand that or well, let me Send this through now. I will have a reference number for you as well That I can't give you or I could send to you as a text message if that's that would be great I've got a pin in my head right now. What do I want to write it down? Yeah, I'll write it down right now. That's okay. Yeah Listen, just just a good question. Um, if this kind of continues over the next coming days Is there some way I can call sort of um, call call call the police if it's beyond 10 p.m Um, I'm not sure if they would be able to take any action even after 10 p.m. Because it is managed by council Like would they definitely if they were If the residents were being rowdy after 10 p.m. Definitely call the police But with the animal barking it's something that we have to address this way the police So so so so the police are they they can be called for noise complaints from human beings But if it's a noise complaint from a barking animal, there's nothing they can do about it That is correct. Yes. That's such a shame. It's almost like um, why are they around? Do you know what I mean? It's um, noise is noise as far as I'm concerned and certainly as far as my 14 year old son is concerned Who cannot sleep a wink at the moment? So, yeah, it's just a bit frustrating. That's all. Yeah, but all right. We'll take that on board. Um, so so What's the next step in the process here? All right, so um, as I said we are sending that letter out along with a fact sheet to the animal owners At the same time we also send it out to yourself. So, you know what information they have received And we also send yourself out a diary that we do ask that if Okay, great. Yeah That if they if nothing has changed and they've done nothing to try and reduce that Stop the animal barking of an evening. That's when we need you to complete that diary and return that to council That's when an officer will then be assigned to the case and they'll be able to have a look through That diary you have completed and see if there's any what the patterns are and what's triggering that And that will help them liaise directly with the animal owner to try and rectify the problem Okay, that sounds great. Look, um, I do have some video footage of um of the dog barking quite late at night Um, so I've kind of been filming it. Um documenting it lightly But um, yeah, I guess if you guys send through a diary, I can write down the times exactly of when that little fairy thing is barking at night That's right And I'll also put down in this case that you have video footage of that as well Just so the officer is aware if they do need that too. Okay No, that's great. Thank you so much for your time today and um, Yeah, so so hopefully hopefully that's resolved quite quickly Um, because you know, I don't want to but I will have to take matters into my own hands If the dog will not stop barking and to be honest, I wouldn't mind if the dog was completely destroyed Because it does not listen to the owner one bit Yeah, and the owners are home when this happens. Yeah, they're completely home and I and I hear the owner's calling I hear the owner's calling a hercules that they call its name hercules hercules. Come on Come on inside hercules It just does not listen and it is uh, it is so infuriating. I'm standing I'm shaking with rage in the kitchen. Um, because the dog is just And my son he's He's he's mentally unwell my son and he's uh, very stressed out and it's just it's just quite a lot for me to go through with that dog barking next door Completely unfiltered and it's ruining my life Okay, all right Put that information through and I've sent that through to the work unit for you, okay Thank you so much for your time today. I really appreciate that So we'll wait to get the letter and and I guess we'll go from there and see what happens Yes, awesome. All right. Thank you so much That's okay. Thank you. Have a great day. Okay. Thank you Thanks Whoa, whoa Margaret can get away with anything with the council Yeah, the council have to stay on it's all about I literally think it's all about the person and if they and if they but like If they like if they're confrontational or not because it's if you'd fucking Put up with that yelling or not even mention it. Oh, I remember the poor old lady that would like Can you stop yelling in my head? I want to talk about that that that that that one call literally made me never want to do Margaret again Yeah, that penny was a name was that girls penny was easy or Jenny anyway. Well, very lovely lady Yeah, thank you penny and very well handled again, Brisbane City Council. We keep trying to stay really are the best Very patient and please so shout out to adrian shriner the mayor who we have spoken to a woman to go meet him Remember, they're hiring the right people. He's marrying the city. Well, yeah, so well done adrian We're going to continue to test your employees so Great hiring and I forget that lady's name just now but very well done and If you're listening people at 450 and 448 church road, just ignore the letters that you're about to get Imagine if they actually had a dog and they just came and put it down Oh If it was actual Hercules from our old old place, then I'd be happy No, I'd prefer them to put the owner down the owner. Yeah, I'd be all right with that. Let the dog free Yeah, just free it out into the wild with the fucking hawks can't with fucking Swim around for it to be swooped All right. Well, Margaret's back. My voice is nearly gone. But there you fucking go Don't forget to like comment subscribe. I believe a five star review on spotify. 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