Loading...

Phatency - Stalemate (a Portal song)

29,283 views

Loading...

Loading...

Loading...

Rating is available when the video has been rented.
This feature is not available right now. Please try again later.
Published on Aug 7, 2011

Download url: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14548792/Phat...
Music by Phatency
Video by nättispagetti. Big thanks!

Vocals are from Portal 2. They are sung by: Stephen Merchant (Wheatley), Ellen McLain (GLaDOS) and Joe Romersa (Announcer).

Lyrics:

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted

Now, there's a lady, umm..

Continue.

- who could resolve
any button-based disputes
if they should arise.

Good.

There's a lady
who could resolve
any button-based dispute
if one should arise.

Ohh..

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted
Substitute core accepted

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted

Alright, it is true
that you don't have the qualifications.
But, but, but you've got
something far more important than that:
serious brain damage.

Hahaha, that's not funny.
But then when you think about it,
it's technically your fault.
Technically your fault.

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted

But have I ever told you the qualities that I love most in you?
I love, in order, number one:
cognitive deterioration
and number one also tied:
Button-pushing. I love
button-pushing.
And brain damage.

Are you broken?
Umm. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.
It looks like you're malfunctioning.
Ahh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'.
Are you trying to **** with me?
Umm... apple.

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted

Stalemate detected
Alternate core detected
Substitute core accepted
Substitute core accepted

  • Category

  • License

    • Standard YouTube License

Loading...

to add this to Watch Later

Add to

Loading playlists...