 You are still watching Waze Now, the International Day of the African Child has been celebrated on June 16 every year since 1991 when it was first initiated by the Organization of African Unity. It honors those who participated in the Soweto uprising in 1976. On that day, it also raises awareness of the continuing need for improvement of the education provided to African children. Very, very important day. Honestly speaking, I don't know where we would have been if we've not had proper quality education. So sometimes when I see a lot of children, especially with the numbers of children out of school growing by the minute, it just breaks my heart, right? I think I said the last count was about 10 million children were out of school. I don't know what the current statistics is now for out-of-school children. So I mean, every day that celebrates, you know, the education of the child, the African child, is a day to, you know, to hold there because with that comes a lot of things. There's a ripple effect if the mind is well educated, right? A lot of things that we face in Africa would not really be there because, again, there are some things that are associated with illiteracy. There are some things associated with ignorance. So imagine if we start to educate, you know, the minds of our children properly and, you know, we clean the generation with. So every year, educational standards is going higher and higher. You just see, you know, what do you think will happen in another decade? You start having well educated African citizens, which will mean a lot in terms of development and everything for the African continent as a whole. Yeah. I mean, you're totally right. Education, the importance of education cannot be overemphasized. And I recently, there is the lonesome thing, but that's for like, I think, is it just for university or entirely? Yeah, because technically secondary school, I think primary school all the week secondary school is supposed to be free education. So the student loan is meant to be for university. Ideas are not supposed to be paying for. Well, it's an important day. It's an important day. I think we are beginning to let's see how it goes with all these things coming up. All right, so let's see what did we find in the news? So you take your first news, we have like four news stories. So we're taking it one for the team. So you take your first news, I'll take mine, then we'll come back again in the second round. Okay, mine is about Tinnubu and, you know, the conversation about merging some of the arms of government as FIRS custom NIMASA. So it reads President Bola Ahmed, Tinnubu Policy Advisory Council has recommended the declaration of a state of emergency on revenue generation in the country. The council also proposed the measure of the Federal Inland Revenue Service, Mindran Custom Service, and the Mindran Maritime Administration and Safety Agency into the Mindran Revenue Service in order to enable an efficient collision of all direct and indirect taxes, as well as levies on behalf of the federal government. According to submissions made by the National Economic Subcommittee, the policy will be aided by the passage of an Emergency Economic Reform Bill, which will grant the president special powers to drive the economic reform agenda and support the delivery of sustainable and inclusive economic growth. I think I was just saying that there's been, is it three weeks, there's been a lot of new updates on different things going on. I have, I'm sort of really eager to see how all of these will play out. But then again, as much as I think this is a good step like consolidating all of these arms, but then I think there are some differences, like they have their specialty. I'm just trying to imagine how it's going to be like bringing all these components together to work as one. But then I understand the aspect of, you know, the aspect of all the waste stages and all of people embezzlement and some of the things that goes on in some of these agencies. I think also it's also going to probably aid the collection of data because sometimes when you go to these different agencies, a single company can have different information in all these agencies. So I just really want to see how this is going to play out. If it's eventually they are going to implement this eventually, it's just still a walk in progress, they're just talking about it. Custom, the master, that's the maritime. Yes, yes. FRS. FRS. It's the FRS in the mix of those ones now that I don't understand. But you know, would this possibly address multiple taxation and all those issues that comes to businesses and all of that? So since we're having a one team, so instead of you going to pay this levy, levy, levy here, we just have one bill and you know, I wouldn't think it might be exactly like that. But one of the major advantages I'm seeing here is number one, the wastage, the wastage in terms of economic resources. So like there are just too many things and it's almost like they're doing the same thing. So it's like bringing the other one umbrella, there'll be that cut down of cost in terms of maybe operating cost or so. But if you look at it, so FRS talks about collect, VAT, CIT and also they have their different aspects of revenue, which all of these, but so it might not necessarily affect the sort of tax we are supposed to pay. But then in terms of wastages of resources, I think that's like where it's going to drive me to. Okay. All right. So I have two quick stories to mention and I'll come back to you for your final story, which is the juicy one we're waiting for. So first of all, when I see stories like this, I just love, like, don't you know why the person went to visit? So it made news that Dangote visited the president in Abuja today. And I'm wondering why is he making news? They said, well, details of the visit is unknown. Like you know, literally this guy just launched a refinery. And the president's conversation since he came into power has been around the petroleum industry and you know, that particular sector. So when you see someone that just built a multi-billion dollar, what's it called refinery, visiting somebody that is discussing issues around subsidy and petrol and all of that, what else do you expect? Well, Dangote has visited the president. So details remain unknown. We don't think we don't find out anything. But I don't understand why if they are giving us this information, why don't they just tell us the reason for the visit? Right. Because it's just like raising my curiosity. Why is it? And that's the only right thing. Both of us are talking about this. So what's the point? I don't bring it out there if you're not ready to give us the full gist. Don't bring it out there. Absolutely. But so another quick story I wanted to talk about, and this is actually in line with what we had talked about yesterday, right, about maintenance culture of especially when it comes to not really limited to public facilities, but across board maintenance culture in Nigeria is just really, really poor. And this story, you know, is very sad, but these things happen all the time. You know, you tell people why I think sometimes they feel like, you know, they have superpowers. So a man, you know, that was vandalizing a transformer in Kogi State, he died of electrocution. So this guy is Oluku, that's his name, Kabiru, was on Thursday electrocuted while vandalizing a transformer of the Abuja Electricity Distribution Company at a soft station on Camp Road in the Lokoja area of Kogi State. Now the manager of the power distribution firm, Michael Enaramy, said that the firm was contacted after the corpse was found at the substation, adding that the transformer at the station had been the subject of repeated, now see the word, repeated vandalism. Right, just last week we had fixed the transformer following a report by the community after it was vandalized. So yesterday following another report of vandalism on the same transformer we sent a letter requesting about 1.9 million to fix the transformer, he said. Now you see how I say that sometimes I don't understand whether, you know, because it doesn't just make sense. In a lot of times our resources are spent on, you understand, fixing, fixing, something is not working, fixing. Now we see why certain things are not working. And I keep on saying that we are tired of hearing that miscreants went to pull out all the iron cables on the highway. Why is nobody arresting them? You know, will I just wake up? Will I just wake up and say, it's not possible because I know that if I am caught, I'm going straight to jail. So except if, and the reason I'm even saying this because it's going to tie much later to what we're discussing around the oil theft, except if I have some kind of assurance that whatever I do, nobody will first of all disturb me. Secondly, even if I am caught, do you understand, there are people that are there waiting to get me out of the custody of the police and all of that because who will give me that lever to say I want to remove even if it's a small bulb that belongs to government, what will give me that lever? I don't understand. So that's why I'm saying that sometimes these problems that we face, it seems to me that the government makes it look like it's something that is on some amount, it is some amountable. It is something that you just put your foot down and say, you know what? If you touch it, you go to jail. And this one, nobody will bail you. Do you understand? Once you start to put very, very harsh and implement those conditions, you will definitely find a solution. But when we keep on like, you know, you see somebody robbing you, you're patting the person in the back, the person will keep on doing it. Now look at this particular, repeated vandalism. So now, God now decided that this guy, I think your time is up because now you lost your life. You know? But this is now after there's a bill of 1.9 million, almost 2 million that have to fix the same transformer. But again, but again, what's up with some of us Nigerians? Why a public facility? What like seriously? So I'm saying to you that glory, you and I cannot go and vandalize any public facilities. But we know if they catch us, we're going straight to jail. The only reason that somebody will have the guts, right, and the temerity to go and vandalize a government property, it's because they know that nothing is going to happen to them. And it's so aching because it's like some people can easily face the wrath of the law. Why some people are just, and why, why is it so? Why anyways? We're going to talk about this one later. We want to talk something juicy. Diagonally. So today I was just in my own jail. And I've just been seen one sort of something flying up and down like what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Apparently there was a survey conducted for various countries on about the size of the penis. I'm sure they don't want me to spell it, but they get the message. So and in that survey, some seven countries came first, second, and another one that starts with an N was nowhere near the first Dead Sea countries mentioned. I'm like with all the boasting and everything going on in Nigeria. Why did I not see Nigeria on that list? Well, let me just say for the record, I'm going to, what's it called? Ikuedo. You get why? I just want to know because sometimes when you get some research, you need to just go and be sure that the research was properly carried out. So I want to visit Ikuedo, Cameroon, Bolivia, Sudan and Haiti. Just the first four countries. I just want to go and test to be sure. No, I'm just wondering what to make. I want to go and carry out analysis and research to ascertain if this report was true. But you see, when I saw this male organ and the survey, you know, it then begs or rather it then proves why we always have issues of what's it called? Enhancement drugs like pennies enhancement or pennies enlargement, depression getting worse. You know, you then see pennies enhancement companies and all those people selling all sorts of, would I call it nonsense in the name of, you know, trying to help the male genital organs, you know, get rather bigger, longer and all of that. I used to think Nigerian men, they were up to date for, hey, I'm going to Ikuedo. I'm going to Ikuedo. I think we need to, we need to protest freedom for no justice for my drug. I think this was not properly conducted because with all the hyping, with all the show of, you know, they have sang songs in cassava. How is that even possible? Man, please let us know if this survey represents what is actually going on out there because They said the average erection size of pennies for Nigerian men, I think it's about 13.12 centimeter and 11.66 centimeter. Is that men in general? This is really serious. I was not thinking this for people to sit down and think about doing this survey. Like, the size of this is really that important. Now people have to really pay attention to the extent of. So the average size of the pennies is 13.58. What did Nigeria get? We tried, that means we are above average. Is it 44? No, but actually it got 14.17 centimeters. But no, let's look at in terms of comparing that country. Let's manage one God that's given to us. Just of Africa, I don't understand you guys. Please help us here, I don't understand what's going on. You know, with the level of the rate at which men go like jumping from one place to another, you would think that, you know, they are well end. God forgive me. But hey, we did not do the surveil. If you feel like this survey is not true, I don't know really, is it an ego thing for men about the size of the pennies? I think it is. Because honestly speaking, I don't think size is equivalent to great intimacy. That was the second thing that came after this conversation. Who was it? That women would never admit that size is, you know, matter, but dim down there. Size matters because of their pressure. That's the reason people are now conducting surveys. Are you serious? So if you want, you're very much concerned about the size, you already know where to look at. So start making those trips, saving money, Ecuador or Cameroon. Go there. 80. 80. Just go to top five. No, no, but on a serious note, size doesn't matter. Let's be realistic, right? I don't think that it is the usage. It is the ability to apply what you have that matters. And satisfaction means, so satisfaction to different women is also based on a lot of conditions, right? And I think when it comes to intimacy, know yourself first as a woman. When you know yourself well enough, you're able to then, you know, manoeuvre anything that is presented to you. Be it cassava, be it tomato, carrots, cucumber, whatever is presented to you, you'll be able to manoeuvre it based on you having full knowledge of your body. So I think intimacy doesn't really count. So Nigeria Men don't feel bad that you came number 44. We commensurate with you. You understand? You can do better. Maybe it's the kind of food you are eating. Just check your diet. Maybe just let's go and check equator again. Why? Let's just go for research purpose. Let's go and see what they are eating, what the men are doing. Exactly. We'll be all right. You'll be fine. Let's discuss this oil theft issue. Stay with us. We'll be right back.