Good people of Ireland... why not put Senator David Norris in your Áras?! [Contains racy GAY imagery... You have been warned!!!]
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On the Late Late show, when David Norris gave that fateful list of all the interviewers he had "done it" with... it gave me a great laugh.
This camp little parody song was the logical next step. It was too good to resist. I hope people can enjoy it as much as I do! :)
And for any of the PC brigade who will lambast this as being homo-phobic... it's not. It's actually just homo-hilarious! (You gotta love Dana's boast about oral sex. That's the best bit! LMAO)
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There are only 3 things that *really* matter about a president in Ireland (because it is just a figurehead).
1. They must look right.
2. They must speak well.
3. They must exude an air of self-respect / dignity.
SEAN GALLAGHER looks like a troll, and uses bad grammar. He does have the requisite dignity... but that's just 1 out of 3, which is bad -even by Meatloaf's standards.
MARY DAVIS looks ok, not exactly presidential, but not too bad. But she loses points because I can remember the days when being called "a bit special" was a compliment.
DANA looks right, speaks well... but do we really want a nutjob for president? I think not.
MARTIN McGUINNESS's head looks boiled. Aside from that, he ticks every other box. (But the 'boiled head' issue is not forgiveable, so we can rule him out...)
GAY MITCHELL is too dull to be president, or to discuss further for that matter!
MICHAEL D. HIGGINS is great!!! A president *should* use a middle initial. He has intellect and dignity, and always speaks well. Only problem is he does look a bit like a leprechaun... which is a stereotype that many Irish people wish to steer away from.
And that leaves the bombastic...
SENATOR DAVID NORRIS has great character and dignity. I see no reason why he would not represent Ireland exquisitely, and make for a great president.
CONGRATS TO MICHAEL D!!! -A worthy winner!
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