 Introducing Big Dick Rick. Our favorite fat hooker returned chunking down the lane like he's hauling a full load in his panties. Richter has submitted his place in predecessor by being a hard counter to Howitzer. Why is that important? Because fuck Howitzer. Rip Lash is Richter's main ability. Don't let that alternate shit in the options for you. Richter is Rip Lash. It's the only ability in predecessor that has a range that abides by Yu-Gi-Oh rules. If you trust in the heart of the Rip Lash hard enough, you will snatch that target under tower. It may take a while to get warmed up with it, but that just makes it all the more terrifying when you finally start hitting them hooks. Richter's Q, Shock Therapy, lets you serve up a tall, cool pip glass of shut the fuck up. Combine Shock Therapy with Galaxy Greaves to bring domestic violence to new heights. Speaking of Galaxy Greaves, Richter jumping over shit is like the funniest thing ever. You're used to like Calaria Decker leaping about in the battlefield, but when Rick does it, it looks like a sumo wrestler dunking on the brunt. It is un-fucking-natural. Electrocute lets you not only channel AoE damage around you, but also gives you a burst of speed. This is a great way to escape if you're a little pussy, but real men use that shit to charge forward and harpoon the enemy. Richter's Ultimate, Chesticles, lets you spew chains out of your guts for a terrifying AoE stun. Amida gives you a shield when you activate your Ultimate, which is a nice change from Paragon. You still just stand there with your balls dangling in the wind, but at least Pred lets you put a couple in before the enemy team kicks you in the nuts. Counter Richter the same way you've always countered Rick, by side stepping slightly to the left. Or Pit Chimera just uses your E to walk out of absolutely everything Richter could ever do. God that annoys me. Raise your right hand to make an enemy team back off on Richter today. Drop into Prime Pit like a fat Mandalorian in Pred Assessor today. Claim that you wanted to pull that minion on Richter today. Mangooos!