 Hi, I'm Simon Cox. It's the 1st of December and we're here to do the 5-minute Christmas tree challenge. Am I meant to just... You need to leave a little space. I'm doing the gap. And then you can go again. Am I in the shot here or am I... That builds. Come on! She's out. Be good. Spread your wings. There we go. Go, you good thing. I mean, it's not the best tree I've ever been given, but... Work with what you've got. Speed. Speed kills. No, that's not going to work, is it? There you go. There's your dinner. Bosh. All baubles must be out. It's a bit more community out here. See? They won't understand more community. You'd have to say it's a bit bindi-o. What I'm trying here is I'm going to go red, green, gold. In a layered system. In a 3-2-1 formation. Yeah! Up a what?! Nah, that's six baubles come off. Am I meant to just stand and hold it? Look at look. Every time. Look. And again. Look. So what do you want me to do here? Five minutes to make a Christmas tree, do? What they don't tell you is five minutes to keep a Christmas tree stand. Look in the state of this! Might get the lights on now. They've not even untied the lights. I mean... Splashes of colour. Splashes of colour. Oh, I'm sweating. Little disco ball! See ya, man. I tell you what. I mean, that's awful. Well, I feel like I've got every aspect of the tree correct. You forgot the... I forgot the lights. So I've got tinsel. I've got ball balls. I've got the star. Yeah, you are. Obviously nowhere to plug the lights in outside, so I just discarded them. And we've gone red, gold, green all the way throughout the tree. Much better designed. Your tree looks... The tree looks ill. Very patchy as a hoodhander, innit? Those are patches everywhere. Same as your hairline, mate. Vote for your favourite tree in your comments below. You can buy everything you see here at your local Westfield. It's 40 degrees, mate. This is my first Christmas here. Merry Christmas to our members. Look in the state of this!