 Greg, do an intro. Um, Bringy, could you recount to us the plot of the last episode of Loki season 2? Jesus Christ, that's really mean. Oh, uh, Loki, he was flubbing all around the place and it was taking him to all of his buddies, but they're not really his buddies because they have totally different memories, so they're actually completely different people. But gosh, Darnit, the fabric of reality, it kept turning into spaghetti, but then he could will himself back to episode 4. He's got the power in his brain to just jump all around time, just jump back and forth up and down and rewrite history. And that that leads us to the dramatic conclusion of Loki season 2. Yeah, I can't wait. I sure know what's going on. Simultaneously, everything and nothing has happened. It all comes down to this. The loom, I guess, is all because the last we saw Loki was back in the loom room, right? Yeah, back in the loom room in episode 4. Oh boy, maybe he can fix the loom. Whether he does or doesn't, I don't even know what that means. I don't even know what it means that he just jumps around and just takes the place of whatever Loki was there before. But wow, I don't want to talk about that. Let me think about that, that if he's jumping back in time and finds himself in the same place as he was before and nobody notices, it means that he killed the Loki that was there and supplanted his consciousness. Yeah, I mean, we're dealing with multiverses. They don't want to be dealing with all that, too. OK, that's too tough. That's too hard. I have a question. How much do you think this episode ties into the Marvel scene as it came out? Zero. Zero. I think that that's a good guess. I'm not even expecting like a... I'm detecting major readings of light-based powers crossing over. I don't know what it means, but let's continue with our story. You know, some bullshit. Like, I wouldn't even expect that. I think we're just zero reference. The people who made this haven't seen Captain Marvel or the Marvels or whatever the fuck. No, they probably didn't talk to each other and these projects weren't even meant to release together, either. I don't think we'll ever figure out what actually happened when the loom exploded or there were... Dude, I was just thinking, imagine like Tom Hiddleston's promoting Loki and then they're like, oh, my God, what an incredible set of two projects. Like, what do you have to say about the Marvels? Like, what did you think? And he's like, uh-huh. Number one? What a film. Wow. It's so great, isn't it? And then I like, wait a bit. What was your favorite scene? Oh, you know, there's so many good ones, I just can't choose. I think it's just, it's more the characters, you know, rather than a particular scene. It's seeing those wonderful characters in like, Namel 3. And he's like, oh. And he's like, why are you doing this to me? I mean, we may as well start. I mean... Yeah, I mean, what's the point of speculating? I will acknowledge, though. I'm afraid Brooks couldn't make it, at least not for now. He might pop in, I'm not sure, but we're going to soldier on. And if anything, this may be a bit of a pleasant, you know, moment in his life where he doesn't have to see the finale for Loki. But we're going to watch it anyway at some point. Maybe in pieces, you know, lower radiation doses, as they say, in premise, probably survive it. Or maybe while playing Subway Surfers, I imagine you're all doing that anyway, but then everyone at home, be careful. All right, well, here we go. I am Loki, the first god. Oh, shut up. Wow. Boo. Don't you remember Loki? Don't show me Peak Loki. Don't you show me Peak Loki? Don't show me Fire Loki. That's not nice. I was going to say this is a long episode, it's an hour. Yeah, I'm so happy that's one of them all. We were recapping all the way back to episode one of season one. Is it all of this blazing to this episode? Takeover or an infinite amount of the start another multi-versal war. And I just end up right back here anyways. I don't remember him saying that, but I wouldn't have half expected that the original idea was going to be that it all just circles back to him as part of his point or something. Timelines are free. It's up to us to protect them, to do better than he who remains. Oh, the pie room, good stuff. I saw a picture of a key lime party today. It unfortunately made me think of this show. I'm sorry to hear that. You need to learn how to control your time slipping. It's just funny how fast they just compiled this together. It makes so much sense, the whole show. It makes it for very digestible viewing. Well, that previously I was like, oh my God, yeah. They're going backwards, get it? They're going backwards, see? Whoa. You would show someone just a little thing from the beginning and they're like, how many episodes do you think that was? I was like, oh, no, like two. No, it was like two seasons. The Marvel audience that actually enjoys this at this point, I could picture them being like, oh, shit. They accidentally played it backwards. Oh, that's embarrassing. Someone put it in upside down. Put the disc upside down. They put it, they put the label side down. God, this show thinks it's important, doesn't it? They tried to apply and this was like before everything or something. Is everything, oh, this is when everything's about to be destroyed, right? Yes. Yeah, please just destroy it all. Because you traveled back to this or something. I'm just curious how they actually fixed this now. I mean, they had like 10 seconds left at this point, I think. Good luck. This room's kind of like a key lime pie. A little bit. This whole season was like this room. They just shot him killing his past self. Do you see that? Oh, well. Well, we didn't care about him anyway. Back, you okay? Yes, yes. We have to get Tony out there. Well, we're not going to save him, are we? Oh, of course we will. I assume that's the goal here is to actually complete the task. I just don't know what that means. I don't know what that means either. I assume it's bad, I guess, but I don't even know what they mean when they say bad. I don't know if like bad for me and bad for them is even like the same concept. I still like his suit and the big tube. Yeah, I like the big tube. What, no. We're just going to do it with spaghetti again, isn't it? Yeah. Why did Loki not do anything? Yeah, isn't this his second time around? Obi, is he dead? What could we have done differently? Oh, he's just going to go back and forth doing more information. The Groundhog Day. We took too long. Do it. And then go back. This isn't the ELO version. No, no, no. Again. Faster. Okay, okay. No time to argue. Oh, thank goodness. I thought they were going to play Rollover Beethoven and I was a bit embarrassed. Get down the gangway as fast as you can. Load the multiplier, hit the green button, launch it and get back. Okay? It wouldn't be faster for you to explain it. Yeah. But when we were watching it, didn't we say like, shouldn't Loki be the one to do this? Not him? Yeah. I guess we're not, okay. We haven't thought of that yet. No time to argue. Look, come on, come on. It's really funny though, isn't it? Do they not notice him doing that? Can he not go any further back? He needs to go further back. Yeah, of course he does. Yeah, dude, go like years back. He's not trying anything new. Why doesn't he just tell them that he's time traveling and doing a loop? It took him three tries to figure out, I should go with all their backs. Like, yeah, it should have done this from the beginning. We need your help in finishing the throughput multiplier. Fast. Okay, so everything that happened in this season now is not canonical basically. Yeah, fuck it. We've rewritten it. Well, I'm glad that we wasted our goddamn time. Terminator, Dark Fate style. Again. Again. Man, this is a grizzly. That probably looks like he's hurt. Yeah, that probably looks like it hurts. But no, it's funny. I get some soma vibes here. Wait, what happened this time? Come on, come on. I guess it was like a second faster. Oh, God, they're just going that time. Oh, Jesus, yeah, they showed the... Yeah, oh boy. That's fun. Again. Man, that really... It's easy when you're not the one who has to die. Yeah, I was gonna say that really makes it seem like it is melting as opposed to being split apart like in a universal way. You're actually making me feel sorry for Kang here and that's tough. He's a good Kang, or at least friendly Kang. I guess he's a good guy, yeah. This is Victor Timely. Victor Timely, this is Oroboros. Remember how we were complaining how they should have shown no urgency and now that's their problem? They were too slow. There's only one court of pain on this. What are you talking about? It's absolutely perfect. If he tells them he can time travel, he could probably be like, hey guys, if I have time in space powers, what should I do? Can I get some suggestions? We have to get Timely suited up and to the loo. Try a different plan. A fundamentally different plan. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he is now going further back in time, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gone right back to like the beginning of season two, basically. How do you not go further? Surely you can. You will wear this protective suit. It looks something obvious, but it's actually Victor Timely. Like what's the limit on this, Loki? Do you care? When those doors open, get down the gangway as fast as you can. How do you feel about stuff like free will and determinism? I don't know what I'm doing. What's the value of the people around you if you can just reset every time they do something you don't want? Can he go back to before the multiverse existed? Yeah. Can you go back to Infinity War and we just stay there? He hasn't even thought of it though, so I was like, okay. I mean, Loki's not really that smart of a character. He's very, very dim. The multiplayer isn't ready yet. It is. It's timely. What does he has? What is it? With this? Yeah, what's the point? You're speaking about the fact that every time he goes back in time, like these are new versions of the people that he knows. The ones we've seen in episodes one through five, like they're all dead. Oh yeah, the people he went on that big season journey with, remember how he goes back in time in a place where no time exists? That's funny, isn't it? Obi, how long will it take me to know everything that you know about mechanics, physics, and engineering? That takes... There's something interesting in this idea. Is the joke here gonna be that he's gonna spend that time? Oh, centuries later. That would have been a really interesting montage. If he actually did spend, we saw like, if he tried to communicate the idea that he did spend centuries learning all the material, and that was like a sacrifice he sort of makes. Well, we just cut there. That's a significant portion of his life. He is a fundamentally different person now. He'd be completely different from those points, but... It's just the words. It took three seconds, centuries later. I don't like this. I really don't like that it's played as a joke. Did they play everything as a fucking joke in this? It's crazy. Even Interstellar tried to make that one guy's 50 years or whatever seem like a big deal, sort of. But not really, but kind of. But even they cared more. Get down the gangway as fast as you can. Load the multiplier, hit the green button, launch it, and get back. Have we solved this yet? I guess they're solving it right now. Tape your right thumb, left knee, and face plate, or the temporal radiation will peel your skin right off. What if he was like, oh my god, it's so fucking good to see you? I haven't seen you in hundreds of years. You know, I'm not even gonna bother. Do not set the multiplier down. It will roll off the gangway. Okay? I still haven't seen anything that's like a significant change. No, that just all happened off-screen. Don't worry about it. It sounds like they really did need to be faster as in he goes back like even a year and then does it, would that not solve this? And then of course, why? After spending centuries and doing these loops over and over and over, this would make Loki probably the most cynical, detached person in the entire universe. Like he has no value of human life. He's just totally different person. Connections. Is I totally different person. The way that he sees people and their value, it's all just like mathematical loops going over and over. Everyone is just resettable like a computer. Casey, don't forget to latch his helmet. That's latch his helmet. Aww. Really? Aww. Wait, was that it? He just didn't have the lat? That can't be it. That was just like a little funsy thing they did, right? It has to be. Aww. This all seems a bit rushed. Trust me, if you stop, you die. Imagine being told that this all feels rushed after he spent centuries learning how this all works. Imagine he hears that and he's just like, what the fuck is that? He starts laughing. Oh my God. It worked. It worked. He took centuries to learn how to latch a helmet. I don't know. Fucking, you mentioned something about how this is going to expand the rings as well. It'll dock with the loom and scale its capacity to manage the backlog of branches. So maybe you learned about how the entire process works, but it does seem to me that the solution to Kang's suit was he just didn't fucking put a latch on. Which doesn't even make sense. You think you'd have someone down there checking a suit? Yeah. Because he's presumably never worn this before. Oh well, he's worn it many times. Yeah, he's worn it thousands, perhaps. And they fucking docked. One foot in front of the other. Before you know it, you'll be at the end of the gangway. Well done. Yeah, cause it's like they're all good stakes. He can just keep trying, like there's literally no stakes. He can just keep trying over and over until he gets it right. They don't have like, oh, we only have four PIM particles Is there even any point in me suggesting like if this goes right and then goes wrong, like it wouldn't matter cause you could just go back in time. What's his limit on this? Cause they're showing us this take, which means this is probably the one that works. But even then, like... Well yeah, cause when he said, don't put it down or roll off, obviously that happened the last time they did it. Whatever you do, do not set the multiplier down. It will roll off the gangway. And what if he slips off? He said, every time you put it down, it rolls away. Stop doing that. Like that, those kinds of slips and things that he says, maybe out of frustration. Like he's out here risking his life and Loki's just like, I just just fucking do it. I don't see why Loki isn't doing this. I don't know why they made it him every time. What was the reason for that? They need an aura, right? They need the kangaroos. I thought the aura only had to be in the, this room. I didn't know it to be out there. Cause they needed access, is what his aura provides. Just do it. And besides, what's the range on his aura anyway? It can be a little sticky. Oh, we just have to hit it again. Okay. Did we do it? He's done. Get back. Can you not pull the tube? You think they'd have a thing that pulls the tube? I think that, yeah. Look at that man's face. Look at all that emotion. Oh, fair. Well, this one's not going to work, I reckon. Is it just try again? Well, this is the furthest presumably he's gotten, right? Yeah. Yeah. This is great. Even if he dies, it's like, oh, this is amazing progress. I don't know. If it was like they're setting it up to not get on, you know? It would make sense. We're still pretty early on. So someone's going to go wrong, right? But I just feel bad once again cause he's nailing the performance of a person who's been doing this for centuries. He is acting very detached. I feel like we should be doing way more with it, but I suppose, yeah. There's a detachment there that I like. Finally. What if they devoted an entire episode to this concept? Him doing the loop. The whole episode is just that. Could have been a season. Then in just a whole season. Yeah, it would have been much more interesting. This worked. Look at this. I don't know what I'm looking at. It worked. It worked, pal. It's working. Oh, okay. It worked. So what is going to go wrong? Wait. What? Oh no, something's wrong. These readings are off. The readings, they're off. Is it because Loki's been time jumping and that does something to the whatever? How can the readings be off? How can the loom is overloading again? Okay. The loom is overloading. The multiplier was perfect. It did increase the throughput, but there was just too many branches. I didn't say there's infinite branches. There's infinite branches. Yeah. Uncountable branches. I'm still under the impression that the loom breaking breaks everything, but I don't even know if that's true. Because they invented it for this season. The branches of time are duplicating at an infinite rate. Yeah, we all knew that. Oh my God, finally realized that. They only just realized this, okay? Welcome to season one, episode one. Yeah, that was one of our big problems initially with this whole concept was how could you possibly prune those timelines with a force even in the thousands? I loom will never be able to accommodate for an infinitely growing motivus. Wow. Oh, wow. How can we be at this point? Centuries later, Loki finally realized this. You can't scale for infinite. It's like trying to divide by zero. I guess he didn't learn that much. I mean, I have not spent centuries doing much, but I know this. Man, we're so smart. We're just such... I'm just a schmuck watching this show. Such brains. No matter how much we increase the throughput, it will never be enough. Enough, enough, enough. I can't believe this is something that we only just realized. Wow. I guess they finally realized what the word infinite means. So I guess we don't have the problem again, right? As soon as the timelines start branching, this was doomed to happen. What the fuck are you supposed to mean? Fucking everybody's figured it out all at once. This is step one of this whole concept. Yeah. This wasn't a handbook. That's what infinite means. Where is this going, though? Well, yeah, we got a lot of episode left, so... Basically, they're saying as long as there's a multiverse, everything's gonna get destroyed. Does that mean that he's gonna... Like, what's he gonna do? Oh my God, this is very dramatic. This is peak, bro. Yeah, it's pretty fire, bro. They're cooking. So, look at that. That's the multiverse is cooking. Oh, where's he? Where's he gonna go? All right. Yeah, this is probably step one. Yeah. This is stupid as season one in terms of, like, she would have just chopped right through you, bud. Maybe he's resistant to it, because he's a God person. She's a God person. She's a God weapon. Remember, Loki was killed by... Stabbed by that weird horned beast thing in Thor 2, or at least, you know, it was supposed to believe it. I actually can't believe originally he was supposed to die there. That's crazy. I've been where you are. So, like, I know there's no point in even bringing this up, but, like, if Loki goes back to this time... Oh, yeah, look, we'll just kill him off again. If Loki goes back to this point and undoes the thing that gave him these flute powers in the first place... Right, yeah. There are paradox here. Is there any point in even... No, there's no point in thinking about it. Because it was when Sylvie kicked him back through the door that he got the flute powers, so if he prevents that from happening, I guess he still has the flute powers. You must not follow through. It all ends if you do. I know this sounds strange. I'm from the future. Yeah, you can just say that. She'd probably believe it. I'm literally from the future. Everything falls apart. Everything ends. You've been seduced by a throne. Seduced by a throne. What? No, no, no. We're talking about, like, the base level of existence. Everything ends. The cosmos stops. If you want me to stop, you'll have to kill me. Oh, God, Sylvie sucks. I just explained better. Close. Just kill her. You're lucky. You're better than her. No, she's Sylvie, bro. I'm gonna rewind. Is he gonna rewind? Yeah, you can always do that if he fucks up. How many times is Lucky gonna lose to Sylvie? That's not gonna happen. She's just too good. She's just too good, guys. That's so funny. He's not really gonna lose to her over and over again. He'll lose to her with Groundhog Day powers. Yeah. That's so shit. We're doing the him getting kicked in the nuts again. Stabber in the back. Not what you were expecting. Just get her out of there. Don't tell me I'm a disappointment. You are an immense disappointment. Do you remember how much he was accounting for their moves because he knew all of their future? But now, Lucky can account for that. You know what I mean? Oh, my God, stabber in the back. Oh, this. If you want me to stop, you'll have to kill me. This sucks. Where's she so it? She's just so fucking powerful. Oh, yeah, I forgot they have telekinesis. If you want to stop me, you'll have to kill me. Is that the payoff that he's going to kill her? Maybe that is the payoff. But there's so many other things you can do to deal with her. It's so annoying. Why did you do that? What are you doing? You just look at. Oh, my God. Hey, Lucky, just beat her into submission. That's better than killing her. If you want to stop me, you'll have to kill me. If you want to stop me. Yeah, I get it. I get it. He likes her so much. Man, man, man. Just stop. You're best. Embarrassing. Good. Leave her like that. How many times have you been at this? Don't say a number, please. He's already figured it out. You're not telling me you haven't learned how to pause time. Yeah. I wasn't that good. I fucking hate this Kang so much. Yeah, no, this is like the worst of the Kang's. Man, the stuff that we were talking about when we talked about the first season was so much better. You have all-time Kang, quantum engineering and this Kang. What did you just flick her away? Yeah, I guess so. Because they didn't feel like doing the effect of her being frozen. Like, that was too much work. So like, yeah, just get rid of her. How did you know? I know about the slipping. And who do you think paved that road? Wait, wait, wait, wait. You said you can't read after this place. That's true. I knew everything up to a certain point. But now I have no idea. No idea how the rest of this is going to go. Why would you know this? Oh, yeah, that's right. That's the whole point. You was like, I can't, I'm so happy. I don't know what's happening next. And I was like, I did that, by the way. It's like, what? Here you are thinking you were you were sticking it to the system going to beat the man. And then what? You're so clown. They're really proud of themselves, right? They're like, I see we misdirected you for a whole season. Oh, thanks for wasting my fucking time. Thanks for giving us the filler episode of season then. Did you really think I was just going to let her kill me? RIP, HWR? What's HWR? Horror. Horror. Why don't you just go through this a couple of thousand more times, get your bearing? Just let me know when you're ready to have a conversation. OK, I don't know what I mean. That really means I don't actually know it. Yeah, well, like, why can't we just have a conversation now? Oh, he could just will pause time. OK, and what makes you think this is the first time we've had this conversation? Oh, my God, what a reveal. This is funny. It's like I do more than you do that I do that I do you do more than I do the dough. I do more. You're my favorite. You know that when there's two of you here, you are my favorite. Stop it. What was it? Do I put the summer house? She gets transported to Seattle or something. I don't know McDonald's when the loom is overloaded with branches. It deletes the ones that aren't supposed to be there. Then why even have the TVA? What's the point of the TVA? You just have the loom. So the loom destroys. OK, it destroys all additional ones once it's overloaded. You just let it overload. That's that just sounds like everything is working as normal. Everything except the sacred time line in a TVA. Well, that's just that's just collateral damage. And why wouldn't you just have that? That's better than the TVA. Yeah, TVA should know this. My variants are already out there. We'll find them. I won't stop. It doesn't matter. Never stop me before. But you'll die of old age, right? Eventually, eventually he will turn old and die. I mean, you know, Odin eventually. Odin died. Yeah. Well, I'll change the equation. I'll break your loom. But the loom prevents a brutal war where nothing survives, not even the sacred timeline. But that doesn't matter. What's the point? Okay, destroying the loom and then it was the multiverse to actually exist, which will lead to the multiverse of war, which will be the event of storms. But all but either way, like everyone dies either way. Yeah, it seems like a shit situation, if you ask me. Well, none of it either get a multiverse of war or the timelines get deleted. Like what's the watch? Oh, it just sounds like a nihilistic update. Well, that was the question at the end of season one. We've moved nowhere. We're back exactly where it was before, which is should there be one timeline where nobody has free will and things continue or multiversal war? In season one, it looked like Sylvie made that choice. But in retrospect now, we understand that she never made any choice. It was all part of the plan for Loki to ultimately make that choice in season two. So let's still know free will or... Like what was the point? Yeah, I'll go back to no real choices. Like this guy was like, I'll relinquish control. And it's like, actually, I was in control all the time. I made the tough choices. That's why I get the big check. I'll find another way. Don't sound too like generic action hero. I'll find another way. We haven't seen Wren Slayer for a while. Are they still trying to do something about it? Oh, yeah, she still exists. Hello. Break the loom and you cause a war that kills us all. Game over. Allow the loom to function and it just deletes everyone. Yeah, I don't know. It's not an interesting choice, really. Killer, and we protect what we can. Yeah, it's like, do we just... So basically we're just deciding how painfully do people disappear? Also, it's basically the choice. Remember, the multi-versal war is all on his word. At least we know timelines are getting deleted. What are you going to do? Finish what I started. Oh, God. King of what? Exactly. Oh, it's like doing nostalgitisms. He's happened to look away at that one moment. Then he got to play out scenes from my whole life, how it's all meant to be. Ah, don't remove your desk. Bird and the Glorious Purpose. No, it's not yours. Mobius, I need your help. Just tell him you're from the fucking future. Yeah, these people I believe would buy it. How do you choose who lives and who dies? You're not going to find comfort at the TVA. Mobius knows that he's a dick. Mobius has taken this really well, by the way. A couple of hunters went out on a mission to find a variant who's going to be responsible for 5,000 deaths. The variant is an 8-year-old boy. What? What are we doing right now? One of the hunters. He had never hesitated, but that day, he did. He'd go back before that. Yeah, just go back and prune. A couple of hunters died. How? How did they die? Gotta keep the big picture in mind. All right, I'm guessing that's meant to be some speech that will mean something to Loki in terms of the decision that he makes. He's going to find a third option. Because we've hit the wall of the story unless something new is invented. We are now at the point where they're going to have to say something to us that we have nothing for. Like, it's like this is a thing that can happen now. I'm like, oh, okay. What happened to the hunter who pruned the boy when you couldn't? She actually became a judge. She's the reason you're here instead of dust in a TV event. Unless you're complained in line, then you get pruned anyway. That's really weird. You know her name. That's for me. Mobius has taken all this really weirdly easily. No, there's no comfort. You just choose your burden. Thank you, Mobius. Did Loki really need to be taught this? I don't need to see so old. We can need it to be taught the idea that sometimes you've got to make difficult choices for what you believe is right. Yeah. Does Mobius even know he's time-traveled? I'm actually kind of confused. He doesn't seem to. What? Why? What is this happening? I can explain. One day this will make sense. Yeah, I promise you. I promise you this will make sense. Oh, gee. Oh, so everybody got flimped but Loki. He got still existent. Well, he's like a god now. A god of writing or something, right? That's what the guy we covered said. He's the god of story. Oh, this is so funny. Like, yeah, I could do that. That's something I could do. So yeah. Nothing's happening. He stopped time. Oh, he's rewinding. They're outside time. Outside time. Even though we're having a conversation. You're having a conversation, yeah. They're inside other time. They're outside main time. I finally learned to control the time slipping. I thought I could fix the loom. Oh, okay. So he rewound the background so that it wasn't flumped. So you didn't rewind the people. Yeah, I could be dead. He couldn't care about Mobius or anything like that. It was designed to protect the sacred timeline and nothing else. Of course it is. Maybe he's so disillusioned at this point that he's just like, whatever, lives don't even mean anything. Gee is responding very calmly to something. They all do. Well, we haven't got time to reteach them all everything. The only way that anything survives. Is if I never kill he who remains in the first place. Yes, could you just not kill one person, please? Yeah. So that we could all exist. So you have to kill me. No, can you just not be fucking the evilest person? Just teleport her out. Like, can you just not be the evilest person? You can teleport her out. Just teleport her away. She's got the little tempad. Take it off her in the fight. Use it on her. Done. And if you fail, you can try again and again and again and again and again and again. Like not giving you my blessing if that's what you're waiting for. Is this the big sad payoff that he has to kill her? So that makes her one of the most evil people in all the MCU. That she cannot be convinced not to destroy the multiverse. She has to kill Kang even if she knows that it's going to end everything, end the cosmos. It's not enough to protect the sacred timeline, Loki. But what good is free will if everyone's dead? I just saw everything. What good is free will if everyone's dead? That's a good point. Yeah. Who are you to say we can't die trying? Tell her you've been doing this for seven years. It doesn't matter whether Kang's alive or not. He can just rewind and move around time and he knows what everyone's going to do. It's all fucked anyway. It's okay to destroy something. Not everything. We should probably have something rather than nothing, right? I feel like we should start at the whole everyone's alive, but doesn't have free will. And then we can move on from there. If there's a hope that you can replace that thing. Oh, he's finally realizing the third way. You see? Yeah, look, he's having a revelation. Yes. See you, Sylvie. Bye. Bye, bitch. He's going to die. Who? He just leaves that there to die. That's funny. Fuck you. Now welcome, he who remains. Man, how many Loki's is he killed? Wait a minute. Was that a thing? The fact that they timed that so that we arrived when the announcer said welcome, he who remains. Like, like he's the new he who remains. Symbolic, thematic. Might be. He's decided to become the man who remains or something. That's not that difficult of a decision to make. Well, I don't even know what this third option is yet, but maybe it involves remating. Man, I've sent one of you to your death so many times. Man, he's cried like four times this episode. That's nuts. Yeah. What a waste of acting talent. Oh, he's going to. What's he doing? Is he going to go down and sort it all out? Loki, what are you doing, buddy? Is he like, lodge himself into the cannon? Go into the loo? Yeah. I know what I want. I love you all. Goodbye. I know what kind of God I need to be. A lot of stories or something. For you. For all of us. Dude, they must be so confused. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah. Now what's happened? What? Oh, you could have done this the whole time, huh? But what about the radiation? No, he's Loki. He's a God, remember? Even though it's changed. It's different now. It's just so funny we established the now that he can just tank the radiation when that means he should have gone in there the first time. What changed to allow him to tank? Or is he going to like destroy the loom itself or something? I thought that was plan A or whatever. I guess plan A was to fix it and then that would just fail anyway, right? Oh, it's going to reveal his Loki clothing, is it? Look, he's putting on the horns. I thought we were going to get naked Loki for a second. Horns or no balls. I hope crocodile Loki's okay out there wherever he is. There they go. What does this mean? I have no idea. You know, I don't know what you have to say. That's got to be annoying. Are you dragging it towards him? That's something you could just do. So now all of the threads are just free. All right, so if we're going with the wild west option, like, okay, you know, that's fine. Whatever, yeah. I just don't really know. Yeah, I guess we get that. Multivisal war time. I feel like that's where we were. Yeah, so he's, so he has made a choice then. I guess so. Is there a part of this that they've not yet revealed? And if he doesn't like it, he can go back in time and... Is this what infinite threads looks like? I know. It just looks evil immediately. It just looks like a lot of threads. That's what it looks like. But it keeps going forever. Yeah, but shouldn't these right now be splintering off? They are at the other ends. These are the middle. Okay, so what does it mean to just grab a bunch of universe? Oh, you made a Loki eat it. Do you kill everyone on that time? No. He's Loki'd. It'd be good. What was that? The branches are dying. Did he get it? He's the branches are dying, I guess. Why? Why are they dying? They're timelines. They're timelines. But why are they dying? I thought the loom was destroying them. He freed them. What does this mean? I don't know. I have no idea. You're going to have to be a faster if you're going to catch up. Is he going to make himself like a catalyst or something? It's going to take a while there, Loki. Loki magic is compatible with Multivus timeline branches. He can just physically grab and interact with. Is he holding universal timelines and just Loki-ing them? What does that even mean? I have no idea what is going on. You Loki didn't screen. What was the rest of the TVA doing? Yeah, does this make any sense to these characters either? Probably not. Are you going into Green Sauron? Why are you sad to me? How do you feel about this? Do you even know what's happening? Oh my God, look. It's look. Oh, it's, it's... What's that? It's the place you're on time and space. Oh, those are nice. That's the shoes you chose? There is God's shoes, Rage. So those are grandma's shoes. This is the, these are grandma's loafers that she uses around the house and she can't be fucked to put on socks. Whoa. Okay, can these timelines with me, I think? Oh, what does that mean? What does that mean? What are the visuals mean? What does any of this mean? I need to translate it. He's giving us a test. Thank you for saying that. Oh, okay. There we go. How do you even possibly know what's happening? Is it obvious? Why don't you pretend that you know? Whoa. This is incredible. I totally understand this. He's hanging a cape. Is his cape made out of time lines? I think his cape is made out of the timelines. I don't... Door. I don't know what's going on. I feel like I'm having a seizure right now. Oh, look. He's, he's got a throne. He's got a time throne. The review for the show just needs to be, I don't know what is happening. I've never been more without like references for... Understanding continuity. There's nothing. I just... I don't know what this means. He's the way to start. It'd be like, you know, if you were trying to explain this to somebody, you'd be like, So Loki's a god of mischief. Oh no, his cape is made out of a... Oh, he's building a golden throne. Oh my God. It's just like he wanted. What is this? What are you... That's a shitty throne. It's like, it's the worst thing you're fucking loafers. Looks like a shitty pirate tooth. I don't know what this means. Nobody does. I don't know what's going on. What even is the MCU right now? Like, I don't know. The challenge is to understand what the writer was thinking. I'm waiting for a character to say, Oh, it's, it's so clear. He grabbed all the timelines and he Loki. He Loki'd the timelines. He did Loki the timelines. He's the new loom. He's the loom now. Oh, okay. I don't know what that means. What does... Yeah, what does this mean? Is this good or bad? I don't know. It looks like... It looks bad. Is he at the core of the multiverse? Is that the idea? Is it a tree? It's like a time tree. It's a time tree. But yes, I guess he is the most important person in the MCU now. But he's sideways in there right now. Oh, that's kind of Norse-ish as well, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so it's meant to be... Okay, right. Every once in a while, they remember that he's a Norse. Oh, is that it? No way, after. Okay. For a second there, I thought and I was convinced that we'd have 15 minutes of credits. Yeah, why not? Fuck it. Let's grow together. So TVNL is the opposite thing. Builds timelines more infinitely? I don't mean... Okay, so no multiverse. They're secret wars, so there will be a multiverse of war. Hey, y'all. I miss minutes. I just want you to shut up. I want to get a new voice, get a new persona or whatever. This one's shit. Hey, you. You okay? Okay, so this would be the versions that they left behind, the one of the many, many versions we've seen who've died. I got those reports on the variants of Hugh remains. Do any of them know that we exist yet? Is she in charge? Maybe. Yeah, where's Wren Slayer? I thought she was just like a go-prune-do stuff, and now she's like logistics and in charge of everything? Yeah, she was like a snatch-and-grab Bissinelle, but now she's in charge of everyone. Because remember how Sylvie kept talking about you have to destroy the TVA. It's worthless. Maybe she's in charge of it now because she believes it has some value or something. Maybe that's her arc for the season. Well, I guess we've got some time to kill. Yeah, we've been through so much. You're leaving. How? Yep. Okay. I think the TVA is going to miss a tired, washed-up, whole landless, with a heart of gold. Where do you go? Can you quit the TVA? Are you allowed? I don't know. Most gone is all wasky. Well, if you ever want to seat in there, it's yours. Thanks. How sad. He's leaving the TVA after all this time. It fits, you know? Going to see this coming my way. Yeah, it does fit in with how much nothing fits. So what, Renslayer? How about Loki? Someone tell me what's going on with that? No, he's a tree now. Is this a shot up? Are you scared? Oh, yeah. I can't wait for Loki season three. Oh, I can wait forever if you want. Yeah. This time in the Key lime pyroon. I guess would be that Loki season three is the end. They're not going to do another one. Would you say Loki season three would be the end? I don't know. Are they going to be able to continue justifying these projects? Oh, I thought you were going to say like Loki season two is clearly the end of this show, like this, the concept of the show. I feel like the first season was all they really had. Season two is already like a bit all just what the fuck are we doing? Why weren't you in Indiana Jones, you fuck? It's a new handbook. Look, it's the second edition. Why didn't you save us in Indiana Jones? Why did that bitch have to be in there instead of you? Wow, don't talk about Harrison Ford that way. Is he making time looms? Yeah, this is prototype lube. Oh, is he going to give him the second version? I don't even know that. I don't know. What is this, like making sure everything happens? It's not being given the second version. I don't, someone needs to be like, I just, let's just all be honest. No one knows what the fuck is happening. All right, I just don't know. All the people who talk about the show on YouTube don't know. We don't know, but we're honest about it. What's that on her tie? It's like, is that a symbol of something? Oh, she's at the end of time. Can you eat anything here? I guess if someone pulls back like, some, I don't know, milkshake, McDonald's, hopefully she's okay. This is a universe of suffering. Yep. That's what the MCU is. The universe, the MCU is a universe of suffering. Actively designed to suffer, always, forever. Oh, it's the end of the TVA is this place. Okay. Oh, there we go. Okay, so this is the end of her, is it? I don't know. I don't know. Face it with Steely Determination. So that's just it. She's just going to get killed. No, they'll do something else. We had that scene where we didn't have to animate the fart monster. They shot people like that. So like he, so we left the TVA to go back to this? No. So we can't go back because there's already another him. Is he going to kill him and take his place? Yes. How are you here? No. It's weird that Loki's not here, isn't it? It's weird that you're here. All of this is weird. You're evil. You're actually a horrifically evil person. You're one of the most evil people in the MCU. Where are you going to go? If I was stuck in a room. She's free now. She can do anything. She can become a McDonald's worker. Good for her. We're going to get anything on Loki? What the hell was that? No, it's Loki's the time God now or something. Yeah, the God of time. He's like, is it that he's basically become a good loom? Sure. Maybe it's stronger than the actual loom because God powers or something. I don't know. Is Loki gone forever? Is he just a tree now? Where do you poop? Well, you see he's burdened with glorious purpose. Why can't he have fun though? Can he not have fun? Well, no, Rags, he's just really bored. He's just sitting on a chair holding strings. He could go places. He could go and visit six flags in the 90s. No, he can't move from the chair. Or just sit there. Baron. OK. Whoa, that was something. All right. Hello. Just in time, Brooks. We just finished. That was actually nonsense. I don't know what's happening. And I'm glad that it's over. In a way, Rags, you could say that's the perfect ending. Yeah, but there'll be a post-credits scene. There always is. Well, we can let it play, right? Yeah. Almost hit that little X to save myself. Oh, maybe enjoy the music. This is a cool tune. Maybe like that's it. The praise of the show is the music's good. The sets are neat. They got little levers and knobs, and that's kind of fun. Loki could get knocked out and wake up in the post-credits scene in the X-Men universe, right? Sure. That would be cool. That would be awesome. That would be awesome. How was it as ridiculous as you'd expect? I mean, it's actually nonsense. In the same way that sometimes you have to remember that there are people out there who are stupid and calling them that isn't an insult. It's just a description. This was actually nonsense. This is a show that it makes no sense. The plot is just whatever they write things to be. There's no point in trying to follow it. Everyone on YouTube who says that they're going to explain it is a liar. Okay, what's the post-credits scene? They will be countless Loki-explained videos. Wait, is there one at all? I'm a check. Yeah, please check for us. Oh, that's no. Oh, my god. Really? Wow, nothing. That's the most surprising thing of the show. It's not everything that you could have ever wanted. Loki is now master of time, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, why not? He's little into beyond space and time tree. So he's been for centuries to figure out the problem, finishes it. And it's like, actually it doesn't work because we now figured out what infinity means. Well, remember, fixing the loom means destroying all timelines except the sacred one. That's the job of the loom. Even though they said in season one, that's the job of the TVA. If the TVA can't prune, the timeline's overload, and then the loom's job is to just wipe out all timelines that aren't the sacred one. And it's like, okay, so what was the point of the first part of all that? We just let the loom do it. And that's like a big reveal. And so he's like, okay, so I guess we'll just go back to the whole pruning, all timeline things, or destroy the loom so that no more people die by pruning timelines, which is something they only really developed like a spine for in this season. Previous season, they seem fine with pruning timelines for the most part. But then they're like, no, there's lives. And so it's like, yeah, but if you break the loom, that's going to cause the multiversal war. And so it seems like the ending of this. I don't know if the implication is supposed to be Loki is keeping them in perfect harmony by sacrificing himself. But what does that mean? No idea. That's even a guess. I don't even know if that's what they're trying to tell me. Have free will, which I think we're meant to conclude is the case. Then that means that they have the freedom to fight wars with each other. Part of it that I found interesting is that he showed, they showed us like everybody's doing things that I think within their characters is what they'd want to do. And then it shows us Loki again, like tearing up. It's like, is the implication that he's directed them all onto paths that he knows they would want? Well, so here's something that I wonder, because the visual for the tree, you remember like the visuals that we've seen of what it looks like when the multiverse of war, you remember in Quantumania what it looked like. The timelines kind of flimping and turning into gas and stuff. That's kind of like what the top part of the tree looks like. Yeah, it looks like a bit purple. It looks like green and then it funnels into. Is the idea that like they get funneled in and then they go to the top and then if those universes go to war or end and start destroying each other, then that's like a controlled. Is that what we're meant to conclude? That he's like controlling it so that it doesn't end in the complete destruction of everything, but only the partial continual destruction of all things? Whatever the best possible result is, that's what he's sacrificed himself to do. At what point does Loki become incredibly nihilistic about everything? You've seen all of your friends die countless times as different versions. Each new version that you interact with is essentially a different person. You've supplanted the consciousness of many versions of yourself and then the paradigm that's presented to you is there's either no free will or it all ends in destruction, but I've also seen these loops where like this guy knew that all of these things were gonna happen and it was part of his plan. How does he get to the point where he actually reconciles any of this as being meaningful? You know what I mean? Like it feels like this is such an amount of information that when it gets bombarded, how does he not get very cynical about everything? But I guess he rises above the cynicism of everything as nonsense. He made sense of it by creating it a multiverse tree. Yeah, it wouldn't have been much more interesting if he would still be like evil Loki and he just has to do it because otherwise he dies as well. Wouldn't it be? Imagine how chat it would be if when we had that final shot he started smirking in an evil way. It's like, oh my God, it was just clad all along somehow. He never really changed. Oh, that would actually have so much respect. That would have been like the tiny little like, oh, okay, at the end of the whole show, that little bit of tiny sparkle. Yeah, that'd be interesting. If it's like throughout this whole thing, he's realized that he could control everything. He's the master of the multiverse and it bends to his will. Well, that's obviously they're going for like, he got his wish but in the most heroic way. Pretty much. Do we think there's going to be a season three? I don't know what they will do in season three. Well, I actually don't even, I think that they've made this so that it's ready for other stories to take over. Yeah, I think if we get a season three, it's probably going to after whatever happens next in the big picture with the multiverse. The characters of the Loki show all have their endings, quote unquote. Sounds kind of like you're saying the same thing they did with like Thor and Doctor Strange with the book of Ashanti where they create this big incredible thing that they're never going to actually like consider any other episodes or the other. This is probably going to be the catalyst for Secret Wars. Because obviously this doesn't tie into the Marvels at all, which really would be expected, but I imagine that the pitch... Yeah, no, there wasn't even a reference. And the thing is, this is a hyper good phase would be, yeah, they're both multiverse and they're connected because that's how thin the connections between these stories are. It'll be like, oh, yeah, that thing. It's like kind of connected to that thing in another movie, but in terms of a meaningful story connection or character connection, nothing. Okay, we're done. Yeah, I mean, this shitty show. It's just nonsense. It is nonsense. It's actual nonsense. In the purest sense of the word. This summary sounds just like the summary we had for all the other episodes. It's devolved in these last two episodes into absolute gobbledygook. In the same way that some infinities are bigger than others, some nonsense can be more nonsensical than others. Yes, yes. That's true. What a way to end that theory. Like, that's what we've learned. You can have two nonsenses, one more nonsense than the other. What a climactic ending. Yep, a Maxical ending. See you for the next Marvel thing. See you, everyone. Bye. Bye. Have a good day. Bye, bye. See you later. See you. Shit.