 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're gonna be playing some horribly horribly cursed terrible situations. And no, that's not real life. That's the game Dreams for PS4. It should definitely be called Nightmares though. If you missed my last videos on this, don't worry, you don't need to see them, but you're missing out on good stuff. Oh my god, look at Morty's face! Oh my god, I'm almost leveled up to the point where they're gonna assign me a persona. What the hell is that gonna be? I want to go on Waluigi's Bizarre Adventure, even though I really want to see what old man uses computer is too, but we'll visit this one first. Oh, it is labeled as a comedy, so it should be good. Alright, let's begin on this bizarre adventure. Oh god, there's the Ice Age, baby. Why is he always here? Hello Waluigi, my name is Uganda Knuckles and I am a Super Saiyan. I know the way to make you immortal. Defeat the two gods of this world. Okay, thank you Uganda Knuckles for showing me the way. Oh no, I can hear their brothers getting out of here. Oh my god, Jesus, my earpiece! I'm Thomas the Tank Piracy. Please proceed through my nether gate. Yeah, I'm out of here. That was so loud. Jesus, wait, hold on a second. Is that Sonic? Fucking hell, I think someone's sawing his eyes shut. What do we got here? Ah, it's a Rambe, isn't it? Yeah. Ow. Jesus, what was that? Was that Waluigi dying? What is that sound? It's fucking horrible. Oh my sweet Jesus, I don't know if I can actually finish this one. It sounds just awful. I want to go to old man uses computers. He'd never scream at me. Oh, wait, I'm the old man. Oh my god. I always kind of knew. I know where this is going. Fantastic. Did you enjoy that? Will you give it a thumbs up? 100% yes. Oh Jesus, a Shrek Bash. You know we got to take part in a Shrek Bash. There's always going to be a Shrek level. No matter what we do, we will have to play a Shrek level. Damn Shrek, you're already on your second bowl cereal. That is awful. OK, what is this? Skill tree menu. Hold on. This game is deep. Oh, I can't get into it. Wait, oh, I got to select my character. Of course I want to be Shrek. All right, come on, Farquaad's men, I've got you now. I think I'm just working at them. Hold on, can we get a shot of that, please? Yeah, that's good. I like that. Oh, powered up. Now go into the skill tree. Yes, body slam in the air. This is awful. I'm just going to keep spamming this. Shrek's doing the worm. Oh, what is happening now? Is it over? There was still loads of them to kill. Well, back to my home life, I guess. Jesus Christ, what's he doing? He's really trying to kill himself. Well, the Shrek starts coming and I don't stop slamming. Come on, everyone. Are we going to do the whole Fekin movie? Is that the plan? Oh, a boss fight. Wait, oh, I'm dead. Okay, all the guys were just jumping in the background delighted that the ogre was slain. I'll give that a thumbs up, even though I didn't get very fair. Are you worried about this? Jesus Christ! What? Just the hell? Oh my God. What the hell is going on? The hell is going on? Why do I have a shotgun? Okay, I guess we're done. I don't even understand. Wario gets run over by a cat. That's pretty relatable. Oh my God! Yeah, that is footage of me. Wario gets hit by a train. Wario's bridge accident. Jesus Christ! There's a lot of Wario dying, isn't there? Wario has a war flashback. Come on, Wario. What have you got for us now? He lived quite the life by the looks of it. His whole day is a Fekin war. Oh God. What's he remembering? He's going to remember the carrot thing, isn't he? Oh no, Vietnam. Oh, shit. I knew he was a war hero. Poor Wario, dude. He can't get your break. Jesus Christ. What is going on? This is demonic. He's like, oh, fuck. I have to go back to these monsters. That's his son. This is amazing. This deserves an Oscar. Did you enjoy that? I'm not sure enjoy is the correct word, but yes, I'll give a thumbs up. A river has fallen into the man in Lego City. You have my interest. A river has fallen into the man in Lego City. He's got a new rescue helicopter. Man, build the helicopter. What the hell is going on? Wario, except he's involved in the high-speed crash. No, stop torturing him. Why are you in a helicopter crash in Vietnam? Wario gets shot. These are all the most bummed up this month. Wario eats 37 burgers and dies. No, look, let me play Fortnite. I can finally be a Fortnite YouTuber. Oh, I'm coming for you, boys. Watch out. Oh, he's lying on his feet. You can't hit me. Okay, you can. Okay, you're shooting me through the walls. This is bullshit. He's hacking. Who was even shooting me? Oh, he's there. Okay. Okay, this is bullshit. I'm quitting and reporting that, dude. Poor player. Stream sniping. Oh my God, finally. Wario doesn't die. Yes, please show me this one for once. Oh my God. You fecking lied, didn't you? You fecking lied to me. Lois Griffin meets Mario. Yeah, I'm up for that. Mario, what brings you to co-hog? This is just terrible. I hate it. I hated everything about that. This looks cool. Escape the killer's basement. A text adventure. Finally, I can get it from their point of view. You've seen the news reports of frequent disappearances and bodies found in the river. Jesus Christ. I don't want to hear this. Just skip it all. Skip it all. Oh, okay. That wasn't good. Okay, what will you do? Look at the back wall. Oh my God, this is cool. I got some gasoline. So I saw chainsaw I could use there or maybe I could start the fire. What should I do? I mean, I guess chainsaw's more effective but a nice warm fire sounds kind of appealing. Start the saw. I don't even know why. Oh, oh God damn it. I should have set up a trap first. That was my idea to set up a trap. I literally just alerted him that I've escaped. Well, now I'm dead. Great. I wanted to set up a trap on the door or something and then alert him to come down. Well, that's canon now. We're leaving it. So that's what it feels like to be on the other end. I don't like it. I'm referring to The Sims, by the way. If you've never watched any of my other videos. Massage therapy. Okay, what do I do? Oh my God, this is a lot of controls. It's fine, I'll manage. Okay, it's literally just making my controller vibrate. Just in case you don't believe me, I'm just gonna give you a little bit of ASMR vibration there. I hope that's nice. I hope that's relaxing for you. It's a way of getting a bit of a massage, I suppose. Let's massage near your drums. I debated doing an ASMR. I'm gonna be dropping all my money on the table at once. Sorry, I'm not a very wealthy man. I'm gonna get one of those microphones with the two ears to feel like someone's actually listening to me for a change. Anyway, that's your massage session over. The matrix reloaded. I'm in. Oh wait, I'm the bad guy. You have it now, Neo. It's time for you to die. Wait, maybe I can get him out of this situation. Come on, Neo, let's go. Neo, Jesus, he's so uncoordinated. Neo, please, social distancing. Like I mean, well, let's do a bit of an Irish jig and all those friends have gathered around to watch. And they're all speechless. Okay, I should restart because I've picked the wrong person here. All right, here we go. Do they? Okay. Yeah, there he goes. That's Neo for you. They're not even looking at me. What are you doing now, Neo? Okay, you fell off the flat earth. I think that's a good time to end. All right, Kermit down. Yes, I wanna play this. It ain't easy being green. Oh wait, hold on. This might be different from what I was expecting. Okay, yeah. It's for that stupid video. Kermit down, did you enjoy that? It's like, did you enjoy that? Sick twisted. No, I don't wanna play it again. Fine. Okay, maybe I did kind of wanna play it again subconsciously. Handsome Squidward escapes prison. Yeah, let's go. I like how it has to be handsome Squidward. It can't be normal Squidward. All right, handsome Squidward. How do we get out of this one? Oh, what the? Am I gonna flush myself? Is that it? What the hell is going on? This is fantastic. I love the thuds as you hit the ground. He's so thick. Oh God, they're shooting at me. The prison has been alerted. Squidward is trying to escape prison, but he's so thick the clap in his ass cheeks are alerting the guards. He is shaking the earth, not only the sewers, but the earth when he jumps. Here's my ship. Come on, the flying Dutchman. Did we get away? Yes, we made it. Oh, we may have crashed the boat though. Is this the road to Bikini bottom? It does not look familiar. Oh Christ, they're after me. They can run. Oh God, they got me. Wait, now I'm behind the car. What, am I in the car? What is going on? I think they've locked me in the trunk. I don't know how to get out. Yes, I got out. I may have gone a little bit too high though. Oh Jesus, the whole ground's gonna explode. Like if a normal jump causes a shudder, that's gonna cause an earthquake. Yes, he reached the end. I don't know if we did really. I think we got apprehended there. Oh, he's pulling a little pose. I think they just gave up on him. They just drove off. Oh, he's sad. Why is he sad? Is it cause even the police don't want you? Oh no, they still want you. He's like, oh, here we go again. Where's Scoop 2? I never heard of Where's Scoop 1, but I'm in. Two years after the disappearance of your faithful dog, Shaggy finally gets a new lead, but it comes at a cost this summer. You gotta go fast to catch that purple weirdo who kills Shrek. I don't know why I care. I'm just looking for my dog, man. Do, do, do, do, do. Is this an alternate reality where Shaggy's the protagonist of every Marvel movie? Just when a song picks up, he kills himself. What a protagonist. Okay, get me out of here. I can only do so much of this song before I'm demonetized. You see that guy up there? He works for Thanos. I bet he can give you information how to find him. I think that's Waluigi up there. What is this? Is it all purple people who worked for him? Is this a racist game? Is it canceled now? Oh wait, hold on. Okay. Sorry, I thought you were someone else. You were clearly not Waluigi. I just realized if you press square, he's his joints and what appears to be an impression, but I don't think he even tried. The hell is going on now? Oh my God, it's the Shrek train. Oh, I'd ride that train to work any day, which would be a bit weird because I work from home. Why is it always ending in the swamp? And I thought you were dead. Holy shit. Okay, no, I'm actually okay with being in this swamp. Thank you, and hell, what is that? Okay, the sprint button does nothing. It just makes the sound of sprinting and Scooby-Doo. Oh no, if you're looking for handsome Squidward, he was in another level. Leave me alone. Oh, fucking hell. Jesus Christ. Get me out. Get me out. Oh, fucking hell, I'm gonna lose my ears for this. I hope it's worth it to you. Oh my God, funniest shit I ever saw. Okay, is this the final level? Is this Thanos? See, there he is. Okay, great. What is that? Do I have to get to the helicopter? Is that what I have to do? What did that do? Okay, that raises another wall over there. Okay, look, honestly, at this point, just get another dog. This isn't worth it. I know the other one could talk, but that's gotta be grating at some stage. Just get a normal dog. I don't know what I'm actually gonna do when I get there, other than a bad zoinks, to be honest. I don't know what I'm supposed to do to kill this dude. How was I supposed to see the whole screen when black? Okay, did, okay, I just exploded him somehow. How did I do that? What are you gonna do now, Shaggy? Of course, of course. Why didn't the Avengers just do that? There he goes. He is defeated. Did you enjoy that? Will you give it a thumbs up? I'm not sure, but I'm gonna give it a thumbs up anyway. All right, I think that is a perfect one to go out on. That's how I wish Avengers ended. It should have, that was more fitting. It made sense. There was a lot of foreshadowing in the movies to lead up to something like that, but the actual ending made no sense to me. But I hope you enjoyed the dreams. I hope you have no dreams like this, like actual dreams because Jesus Christ, you'd wanna have a crazy mind to be thinking of this stuff. I don't know who makes these, but my sympathies go out to you. But I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching as always, folks, and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now.