This a parody of the highly respected classic video Gimme Pizza by the Olsen Twins. Featuring Greg Benson, Aaron Yonda & Matt Sloan Rewritten by Greg Benson, Aaron Yonda & Matt Sloan Directed & Edited by Greg Benson Director of Photography: Tona Williams Music performed by Greg Benson
ALL: Gimme pizza! Matt: P-I-Z-Z-A! ALL: I want Pizza! Aaron: Hey! Are you ready to play?
Greg: Now set down the pizza and bring me some chicken. Matt: Throw it on top and let me put my dick in. Greg: Guacamole! Matt: Meatballs! Aaron: Whip cream pouring like waterfalls! Matt: Here's a lot of salsa to make it hot. Greg: And here's some Coumadin to prevent a blood clot. Aaron: Toss the fish, then philosophize. ALL: Why do we exist? Why oh why?
ALL: Pizza! Matt: P-I-Z-Z-A! ALL: Gimme Pizza! Greg: I just found out that my dad is gay.
Aaron: Get your motor running, cause here we go. Matt: Chocolate sauce for a minstrel show. Aaron: Bacon strips! Matt: Clamps for nips! Greg: Porcelain figurine! Matt: Bubble gum, a pint of rum. Greg: My grandma died. I'm gonna scream! Matt: Now don't forget the rice and the mashed potatoes. Aaron: And what about these giant f***ing bagels? Greg: My girlfriend's up. Matt: Bitch is ready! Aaron: One! Greg: Two! Matt: Three! Aaron: Four! Greg: Five! ALL: Andretti!
Greg: Water! ALL: Put it in the pizza. Aaron: Strychnine! ALL: Put it in the pizza. (DISCLAIMER: DO NOT PUT STRYCHNINE IN PIZZA.) Matt: Ernesto! ALL: Put him in the pizza. Greg: Sadness! Matt: Awww, put it in the pizza. (DISCLAIMER: DO NOT PUT SADNESS IN PIZZA.)
ALL: Pizza! Matt: P-I-Z-Z-A! ALL: Gimme Pizza! Matt: My arm is numb. Greg: That's okay! I want pizza! Matt: P-I-Z-Z-A! ALL: Gimme pizza! Greg: Do you think we should stop? Aaron & Matt: Okay!