 Good morning afternoon evening or otherwise everybody welcome welcome to my second stream campaign the golden K Featuring the hijack crew this time my good pals and friends since forever say hi ever hi guys So yeah, though I saw a couple of questions in the chat already No, you do not have to have watched necro hunt to be caught up with what's going on then on this It's gonna be an entirely independent campaign This is going to be a much shorter one. It will not be as long as necro hunt Three to four sessions at max so but you know a nice little palette cleanser a bite-sized adventure with a little Lunchable of a campaign a lunchable of a campaign, but without further ado we can begin Welcome one and all to the lustrous expanse where magic and monsters Taverns and turasks and yes dungeons and dragons are reality Today I bring you a simple tale of Such wonders where a small group of outstanding individuals use their might their swiftness their wits and perhaps even their cunning to achieve Amazing feats welcome to the golden K It is the year 208 and on the western coast of the Kingdom of Belkanis lies a port town pasto Where most of the Kingdom's aquatic trade is made here Diverse walks of life go into and out of for equally diverse reasons Whatever those may be. It's plainly obvious to tell that this is a place of business and profit There's much coin to be made in one of the continent's greatest places of trade And as such it tends to draw those who wish to be blessed by fortunes bounty and those proficient at obtaining it Not the least of which would be a dragon born captain Tark Rackmourne and I'm gonna show his portrait now Oh All right. Hello captain Who has hired a crew to accompany and assist him in finding the fabled legendary island The golden K at the commission of a very rich royal family Visiting from the Kingdom of Elinthe The K is rumored to be a place of great riches where heroes and lords and other high figures of status go to hide away Their most treasured possessions Though few can say for certain if such an island truly exists Among his crew we see various people starting off with a Yuan tea in the middle of the docks first to arrive among the crew members I'm going to show them off Boop Yes this wonderful art was made by Haunted elevator all one word H a u n t e d e-l-e-v-a-t-o-r Haunted elevator on Instagram. They're a wonderful artist. Thank you Ian for referring me. And so yeah, Heather Go ahead and introduce yourself if you have anything to plug and who you will be playing I Don't really do social media, so no Hello, I'm Heather. I have a one tea named Latilla she has some sad past that she's attempting to not think about and She's here to recoup money after getting a very large back tattoo. Yeah, I'm blowing all your money on tattoos. I feel that Wonderful you see Rackmourn seems to be going over Logistics on a clipboard and speaks to a few crew members loading the ship and he takes notice of you and he kind of happily walks up and greets you ah Good to see a fresh face. You must be miss. He looks over his clipboard Lartiller if I'm right Correct I hope the hustle and bustle ain't causing you no trouble getting your sea legs in order or he gestures down to your Snake lower half a tail in this case I'll trust me my tail is very good for the scene Very good If you'd be a helpful ass I could use a hand or two loading the cannons if you're up to the task at present though No, it's no trouble being new blood. I wouldn't want to burden you with too much labor this early on I much prefer to give chores once we're out to sea and they got nowhere to run Quite frankly, she looks relieved and says I would be glad to help Aye, there'll be right over there where the Orc and Dwarvenfeller are helping around any points over right over here Thank you captain She will mm-hmm. So you see the dwarf and orc are having trouble Despite being very very burly folk and it's see you slithering along Would you like to assist? I would give me an athletics check the first role of the game Yeah, show it show off those snuzzles Snuzzles Nice a 15. Okay, you managed to wrap your tail kind of around the Kind of cylindrical body of the cannon and start to roll it along with the assistance of the dwarf and the orc just as you hear the low rumble of it going over the Docks wooden panels on to the ship Rackmort gives a hearty nod and as he looks back over his clipboard a second figure walks up and We're gonna go a little bit out of order for a good reason. I promise and Arriving soon after we see a Fire Genasi Towards this new ship and a new expedition Eric go ahead and introduce yourself if you have anything to plug and who you play I would like to first take it take a shout out to the hijack crew. Hell. Yeah Yeah, no, I mean I nothing really plug but uh, yeah, this is my character to Beth ocean song She's a fire Genasi, and she's she's had some trouble She's she's she's been on the seven seas but not in savory company, but she's trying to recoup all of her losses as well And that's why she's here you walk on over and Rackmort notices you as well Ahoy miss ocean song over here. He waves you over. Well, hello there. I see you you're the Masterful Tark as it were. Oh He puts that one hand on his chest a bit a bit too informal there Although I wouldn't mind getting informal with you. He extends his hand Is she like Like your side eyes like Like grabs his wrist and shakes it. It's like Hopefully we can keep this strictly professional. He holds his hand. Oh, I apologize. I apologize myself. I Takes his hat off and kind of puts it on his chest and does a little bow my apologies a Bit over friendly with the crew can give me bad manners as a habit. He puts it back on Well first miss Lord Tilla here and now you it's always nice to have a few fresh crew who's already got some experience By the way, miss Lord Tilla. He Shouts back over to the ship. Yes This here is miss ocean song the other of our new crew member miss ocean song miss Lord Tilla Hello Good afternoon Hmm. He looks back over to to Beth So what say you miss ocean song our ship is of approval for you I hope if our genasi is so fond of the sea I can only assume you're a thrill seeker That I am that I am captain. Uh, it appears ship shape. I've I've been on worse than I've been on better But this will definitely suit us for our adventure. Ah, I do hope to not disappoint The next crew member to come along is a large muscly Gray man Ian go ahead and introduce yourself if you have anything to plug and who you play Yes, this is Ian. Hi, everyone. I have nothing to plug as well. I don't do the social media is very much, but As far as who I am playing phasos Zoray at your service it is a Goliath and he is Actually doing pretty well for himself right now, but he is Coming on the ship. He wants to make a little bit more than he's making now. So he's ready for Some some map making as a cartographer and it's gonna be good times. Mm-hmm You're on your way over to the docks and would be greeted by the captain if it weren't for the fact that you Accidentally bump into another person of whom you'd nearly topple topple over and as you look at them a Tinge of dread falls over you. Oh, no, it's her tiefling And our last player Kate go ahead and introduce yourself if you have anything to plug and who you play Hi, I'm Kate I'm an I draw stuff. You can find me on Twitter at tactician Kate And I'm playing honeymoon Langley big big sexy big sparkly She Also got a history of cartography, but methods differ from our our other resident cartographer And she's got some personal stakes and finding the golden K. So let's let's let's see how that shakes out There we go. You say we ran into each other Yes, you bumped into each other like a like a bad anime trope and I do want to say honeymoon is pretty tall She always wears heels so with the with the four inch heels. She's six seven. So she's she's not exactly one foot shorter than great See yeah, I imagine honeymoon was was just walking with a gentle Sashae, you know and Nearly tottered over but she's used to the heels and so she I imagine when they bump into each other She stumbles a bit catches herself and she says, oh, please excuse me I'm set sees you and just kind of raises her eyebrows and just has a very blank face. You see Phasos looks down at you You see he slowly face palms Langley Mr. Jureme I Take it you're not here for you know other reasons other than the large boat Well, I'd be lying if I said I was and I can only imagine you're here for the same Wonderful Good to spend so much time with you. Oh Don't be so down. Mr. Jureme. She she links to her arm with yours and starts walking Very Stardily looks at this and then kind of stiff arms to try to stop but then kind of size a resignation Walks a little bit before pulling very swiftly to get out of it Yeah, she she just throws a look over her shoulder like a little pout. She says, oh, you'll know fun and she she walks ahead As you guys do head closer to the docks and the ship rack morn is going over his clipboard looking around and he notices The both of you and he's he has a kind of the face of joy and relief and he walks up. Ah, Mr. Jureme Mr. Langley good to have you both aboard. I'm happy to see you two are already familiar with each other's company You could say that unfortunately, yes He hears that comment and he's like, oh, I see well We can get plenty of friendly once we set sail It is likewise a pleasure to meet you captain rack morn. She extends her hand Hmm. He takes it and he has a very firm nice Handshake honey moon has a very a very delicate Dainty And he shouts out to the boat boy miss Oceansong miss Lord Tilla Here is the last of the new blood. Perhaps you could get well acquainted with each other. Hi. Hello there Honey moon waves her manicured clawed nails at you guys You get a wave back. You see phase You know slowly kind of walks forward and then does it a nice bow to to everyone Faisal sure aim at your service Nearly polite when we first met Honeymoon will Sasha up the what is the game plank? And to to tibet first and she'll kind of do a very dainty curtsy and hold out her hand and say Honeymoon Langley. It's a pleasure to meet you Tibet Oceansong pleasure to meet you as well and she gives you a Farmer handshake than you were probably expecting Yeah, honey moon takes in to try and says, oh, I think we're going to get along fabulously She'll walk around this cannon very daintily tottering past And I know Yeah, and up to to Latila. She'll do the same give a curtsy and say honey moon Langley It's a pleasure to meet you Likewise Yeah, honey honey moon gives you an appraising look at at the the snuzzles. It's an approving look They see her flux Honey honey moon makes like a little O shape with her mouth and like lives her hands like oh my Faisal's oh, yes, Faisal's is going to turn to Rackmore just for a moment master captain Rackmore My what will it be mr. Jurem? I Was just making sure that you are in need of the the services of two cartographers on this trip Son of a bitch Rackmourn kind of looks back at Honeymoon I it seems a bit redundant, but just like how there's two sides to every story there are two sides to every map I very well. I respect your decision there more eyes the more accuracy a Could always cross-reference Yes, I suppose that is true very well. I'll go make Nice with the rest of the crew agreed and as Rackmourn is looking over his clipboard kind of Looking over the last few things it seems as though everything's in order He turns to the boat and just takes in a deep breath Oh, yeah greedy treasure hunters. We've got a long sea ahead of us So we've got to be sure all is in order. I want you to quadruple check Every port and cannon every inch of rope every stitch in the sails I want to see your hands callous enough to scratch a hydra And you see a few of the crew members just like shout out in jubilant. Hey So this is going to be your first skill challenge. It is very low stakes The only risk is The disapproval of your captain So here is your chance to show off your skills and abilities on a ship You require five successes. However, two failures will make the captain just kind of like We are gonna go ahead and just roll initiative so that we have a turn order so there are various different cannons and kind of crates and just cargo that needs to be checked and like rolled and Make sure they're all in working order and stuff like that is first up honey moon How would you like to contribute to prepping just the ship for this voyage? Well contrary to honey moon's very dreamy sort of air. She's actually quite astute and so she's going to Kind of saunter around the ship keeping a very casual air but scrutinizing the like how things are placed and Just everything about the ship very closely. I would like to roll perception for this All right, show me perception Okay, you are able to point out kind of some Mishandled items some things placed haphazardly point them out to your fellow crew members who may have missed them otherwise Congratulations. That was a success. Thank you. Like she's very like provide like have you missed a spot darling and like kind of Like very lightly smacking people like the backs of the legs with her tail At first they're like, oh, I know my own ship better than some new. Oh, all right Honey moon gives them a sickly sweet look Next is Tibet How do you want to contribute to the ship? You like that Brooklyn 99 meme of like Andy Sandberg pointing at the dog saying do not blow this for us Uh Tibet is going to do what she does normally best and that is scurry up the main. Oh her to Beth Is going to scurry up the main flagpole or not flagpole, but uh the yeah up to the crow's nest sale Yeah, up to the crow's nest. All right. She's going to Ensure that everything looks ship-shaped from up there. So we rolling acrobatics for that Okay Yes, you will you climb on up nice and fast to To the impressed look of captain Rockmore You slip a few times as you are not familiar with this ship and kind of the friction on its kind of climbing bars and such But you are able to make it up there at a very impressive speed. That is another success Yeah, and you do hear a few comments down below as well It seems like somebody a few of the crew members were kind of jokingly Poking fun at their actual kind of lookout person kind of like ah you might lose your job, eh? Next will be phasos. How do you contribute to fixing the ship? phasos is going to You know be taking a good look around At at the ship as it's kind of coming together and he's going to be particularly paying attention to the crew members and seeing which ones aren't really pulling their weight and he's going to be you know Trying to Just let them know that they're they're being watched Need to make sure they're doing something I Was thinking insight for the fact of looking for the the the Okay, yes, yes By the way, um intimate you you can opt to roll strength for intimidation as well if you so Good to know good to know You look them over you try to glean kind of what's going about it seems as though some of them seem Like they're slacking off, but after a second glance it really is They're just waiting for their partner in help kind of like for a task that otherwise would not require their hand But their patience instead and you can't quite glean what the vibe of this crew is as you are not too much familiar with them That is going to be one failure as Captain Rackmore and seems you looking around seemingly doing nothing Next is La Tilla. I would like to find someone who seems to be partnerless and help them with whatever they're doing Okay, yes, moving stuff. You see a kind of young looking Tiefling actually we'll go with the test Tiefling That we test Tiefling off off stream He looks like a young lad maybe No, no Older than 20 summers Although he does seem to have at least some experience with the rest of the crew You can see that he is trying to haul some rope that he is struggling with that He could really use a hand, but nobody seems to be paying much mind to him May I be of assistance? He looks up to you Yes, of course and I guess Gonna do another athletics or do you want a straight strength? Yeah, let's Another athletics. Yeah, seems like I was the one who gave you the the prompt to this time. I apologize All right, very easily we're able to bring the rope to their designated locations kind of lifelines and holding down the sails and such There's three failures or rather not Three successes, sorry God Two more your name. Oh Oh My name my name is still your door Hello, yeah, yeah, nice nice to meet you ma'am. I'm not a lot nice to meet you miss Latila Imagining her looming over. Yes. Wearing at this fucking guy. There's this was college student I am tempting I am making eye contact. We are community is how we become friends I See a prepared DM would have names That is three successes back to the top honeymoon, okay So honey also honeymoon definitely was like nearby when phasos was doing his thing And she definitely snickered at him with an earshot when she saw that he flubbed it but She is going to kind of go around and she's gonna head up to Kind of this the I don't know what let's call it Yeah, or the the wheel thing the wheel and she's going to start checking on various like Like like measurement tools and things like that basically to make sure that all things have like that They might encounter in the wild have been sort of accounted for early on kind of taking into it kind of seeing what the current path is What she can tell of the winds and stuff Based on that. Okay. I would like to roll survival. Go ahead and give me a survival No, I mean All right, you kind of take chart and Look it over, you know, you know your cardinal directions you make sure all is in order You Mm-hmm, and you make sure I'll say you do ask around You know like if there is a map on board and stuff like that and where the route is going and you do help with a few Little optimizations to the path as well go on as she holds up the map. She looks over it At at phases and makes that it's like the cat face with the knife being held up to it Adam He glares back The smuggest of smug looks Yep, that's me one more success and one more success will impress the captain. However, one more failure Make him question his hiring practices So no Thanks It's up to me then yeah So to Beth now being in the crow's nest being up here. She is going to Ensure that the sails are properly fastened to the main like crossbars and stuff like that and to ensure that the rope is of strong quality and of like a Properly tied as it were I would like to use sleight of hand. Oh sleight of hand. All right Interesting no way me no way me even that's gonna make it. That is a success Okay, yeah fasten them you slip a little bit as you are like precariously on the top of the sails and such but you are able to keep your balance once again You're not too familiar with the ship Maybe fucking to But yeah, you're able to cure it and Rack morn seems nice and impressed well done And Rack morn heads on board and just goes over to phasos and takes one hand and pats him on the shoulder I don't be alright lad You'll be able to show yourself more once we're out to see I I'm sure you're just a little get more Armed up you call this honey when it's full on cackling at the wheel He is actively ignoring this good You call this giant man Besides I read he's a little boy. I only picked the best and I read your resume, and I wouldn't have hired you otherwise Yeah, thank you I'm glad to Beth To Beth over here's this from the crows and she's just thinking to herself. We were supposed to submit resumes Honeymoon totters down the deck and calls over, you know, it was still we're still dark. That's not too late to change your mind Gangplank really quickly He looks at you. It's just like exactly. I was thinking maybe you would like to do that Now he's like His hands we're gonna be out to see for quite a while and perhaps enduring some dangers So at least for the sake of business, I would ask that you cooperate a little bit Honeymoon is our shade up to to Latela Just to be like that was you are so strong Thank you kindly, but miss. I do still need to use that Oh, you're going back down. I just last check over, you know me darlin Slides it back down. All right He walks on off to take one last look at the ship and as he does you can see that there is a Very ornate and royally dressed elven man who comes over from the inner Kind of land the city walks on up to him and you guys Can't quite hear actually What is everyone's passive perception? 13 but I'm also a blade to fuck up here. So I'm not gonna hear anything right or right. It's me I'm the designated nuisance for the campaign They try to walk out of earshot, but you can hear a few whispers and Um Hardcore eavesdropping specific. Yeah, you're gonna actively listen in yes, you specifically here. He seems casually You hear like a few kind of arguments and stuff You you can see that rack morn looks very perturbed He looks upset like staring daggers at this elf and the elven man just seems very calculated very cold He's standing still unemotive saying a string of words very quickly to rack morn You catch a few snippets including Your your ship is now Sea trade company property. Oh and rack morn just like gritting his teeth and He hands him a slip of paper a kind of a parchment with a very ornate stamp on it And he just clutches it in his hand and the elven man walks off And you can hear rack morn as he was walking off you can hear rack morn you can't do you oil He stuffs the part he he just like stuffs the parchment in his pocket and Tries to regain his composure goes tries to go back to his just like more Professional Jo Jovillian self and walks back on board claps his hand. All right crew Are we all ready to set sail? Hi captain. I believe so captain Ready as will ever be. Hi And you guys do so Bing bong the ship leaves the dock heading towards the horizon a few miles out from shore Once the docks and land you set out from have fallen behind the horizon Here we are. Oh I see a board trip In the meantime, you do have some downtime to Wander about to talk amongst yourselves Designated downtime I guess I mean is is a hundred percent bothering lotilla. Oh That's making her way up the stairs. Okay Glad that at least it's not him right now She'll get to you later. Don't worry Okay, so you said you were going to go annoy lotilla. Yes. Yeah, just just in some downtime honeymoon is just Like asking her stuff like you know, where are you from? What do you what you doing on the ship? Can I have your number? Do you like to swim much since you have the since you look quite? Uh Suitable to aquatics. I don't fucking know. She would word it better. I am very good at swimming. I'm more from the inland Technically It's where I was hatched But I am a sea crate I am suited for the sea. I see Yeah, no, they didn't mean to do that And what who brings you on the ship? Because Mr. Jurene and I are the cartographers, although I think it's quite clear which one of us is the superior Um, so I'm just curious As to what peaked the captain's interest in bringing you aboard You see her pull two tridents from her back Muscle Oh And quite some good muscles. They are indeed I must say And if the ship goes down, I can get a few people to land at least. Oh, that's another way to look at it. I suppose Yeah, honeymoon is just kind of like Didn't expect you to go there, but cool um and honeymoon kind of It kind of twirls her hair a little bit and she says um And well, okay I was debating if she would bring up the fact that she can fucking shave shift, but now she did she probably would just That's later. Yeah So yeah, she's just She's just she's just making a gal pal. She'll get to tibet and then she'll go bother dream or phases Uh While that's happening, uh, tebeth is gonna go over to phasos and bother him Because she's noticed that this sleek suited man is staying on the ship instead of you know Perusing and then leaving So she's gonna saunter on up Hello, uh Thasos was it jereme? He holds up a finger, uh as he is currently, uh writing down Something in his notes as he kind of closes his book turns to you and he's just like, um, yes Thasos, jereme. That's your service. You are uh tibeth, I believe tebeth ocean song um I I was wondering I Pardon pardon my question, but you don't seem that suited for An ocean travel given your current attire He uh, he looks down at what he's wearing. He kind of looks at around at the rest of the crew. I suppose I'm not You do seem a bit out of place. I will say um Is this your first time traveling overseas? Uh long distance. Yes. I've I've ridden boat before but not As far as I'm assuming the golden k would be I see I see I take it it is not your first time given your acrobatics earlier And no, no, I I would like to think that I'm a little well versed on a ship, but um I am curious what What exactly do you do? I am a cartographer. I map the world as I see it and as I know it I take very accurate and precise measurements of the natural world in front of us Unlike a certain cartographer there who looks to the skies for answers that she will never find You better stop talking shit. Are you going to get hit? Uh, does he like slowly like lean over tebeth's shoulder to like I at our, um I um Honeymoon cool. Uh, so tebeth kind of like follows your gaze for a second. I say Ah, I see so we have two Cartographers Yes, very confusing. I know I tried to petition the captain to to let her go But alas, he was very straightforward. He wanted both of us so she She glances at again once more at your tire up and down and then looks over at honeymoon and at hers Yeah, she equally formally dressed not for ship stuff And I'm and she just kind of sits there for a second very Interesting choices. Yes, I would say Uh, well if you need any help getting your sea legs, uh, suited Uh, I have a handful of tips as somebody who was originally not suited for the sea life as you can tell and she like gestures to her Oh, okay hair Yeah, he nods and just like, uh, yes, you may have noticed by the rails so I can support myself Yes, I'll gladly take any tips first tip Probably best not to go under deck that none of none of the ceiling will Be low enough even if you crawled most likely um That that's tip number one and tip number two, uh, you know, it's a large sea If you know if if you are feeling a little sick, you know the fish want mine, so uh, I'll be all good luck Thank you wonderful He goes back to charting the uh, the the waters as we're going through them While you are all kind of talking amongst yourselves and some time passes by the captain, uh, kind of looking through his spyglass back towards the shore After it disappears over the horizon kind of gives a little hearty nod and uh, just calls out And uh, just goes oh Captain on deck And everybody stands at attention and shuts up Tibet knows the the procedure and she uh Stands firm at attention She's at the at six six now And honeymoon just looks over at him And he's just finishes one more line and then turns to look And then while they do you hear a few like like held in breaths like And then everyone starts laughing and uh, and rack morn just like takes off his hat and kind of strokes the top of his head Always get some All right, your bastard's back to business. Uh, don't pay them no mind. Just a fun little initiation to get you to tense your shoulders a bit Until it comes down to look in his face appreciated Uh, just letting you know that we don't we ain't too keen too much on procedure here that don't matter until we really need it So don't worry too much about formatting the formalities. I but no bloods I am gonna have to go over everything with you so Honey, I don't even saw she's at yeah, to bet Uh, hesitantly relaxes, uh, because she she's she's more expecting of You know orderly conduct as it were Or subordination at least Uh, so she'll she'll come on over. Yep. Uh, he makes some room for all of you and uh He kind of gestures over firstly. I wanted to introduce you to my right hand and the helmsperson This is shorn red snout miss red snout And you can see an orcish woman in some very regal attire and some kind of Muted blonde hair kind of going down her side. She gives a little salute Nice to meet you new bloods honeymoon whore that she is gives her a very thorough look up and down Uh, and it gives her a a very coy smile and says the pleasure is all ours She'll be the one in charge of holding the ship down while i'm out And if anything were to happen to me So if all goes to the shitter as I say you will listen into her understand. Hi captain Hi So I wanted to touch space With our freshies consider and you're the newest lot of them I'm guessing you have a few questions were regarding our quarry Uh a few yeah You could say that All right, let's hear them Well, I think the first and most pressing is um How do you know we're going Isn't that sort that's sort of the whole thing that it's quite difficult to find And it hasn't been mapped. I Understandable hells if I heard some royal arse was commissioning a ship to travel to an island What few can even claim to be real I know I'd ask what the catch was as well But even if it were real Just a bag of money and a mark on a map wouldn't be enough for me to waste a my month finding a rumor And it seemed that the noble agreed and handed me this And rack morn pulls out of his coat a small booklet with strange runes on the cover It seems to be markings in a bissel I speak a bissel. Oh On my sage background. Okay. Uh, it's it's a very old dialect, but you can make out a few of the words It seems to say something along the lines a bissel as well. Oh sick. Oh, it seems to say something along the lines of outer seas gate Oh interesting grounds What is that captain? ah So this book can conjure portals in the water like a maelstrom Just as I was getting ready to turn down the noble he pulls this we thing and makes a whirlpool Then that wrecks a few fishing boats as we'll say Demonstrates again by dropping a sack of gold. He planned to pay me Says some magic words and pops it right bad out out of the water like it's a bag of holden Apparently this will be the key to the K I'll be holding on to this for safekeeping, but whatever happens this book is our key into and out of that place And if I end up making an early check into the briny deep It is the highest priority that this book is kept safe. Hi Hi captain No understood Honeymoon will remember that It doesn't much matter who reads it so long as it's read at the specific spot The portal should open if the captain is putting away the book after showing it to us Uh, tibetha's going to make a mental note of exactly which pocket and what side of his chest He's putting it. Yep. He puts it in the left Kind of side of his chest into his jacket pocket and he doesn't seem to make an effort of hiding it either in fact No, just in case she needs to uh lift it off his right, yeah He he noticed you you like looking over. Oh, yes, of course right here and he opens his jacket and you can see Uh, not only the booklet, but you see two daggers three pistols and a little half eaten apple That's gonna rot them some deep pockets captain I Wouldn't you get lint on that? That's just extra protein. I he points over at tibetha Harden the stomach so you can be a hardened sailor for the seas Hey, we take what we can get out on the seas I he pulls it out. You can see that there's like There's like a few pieces of lint and cloth and he bites into it Some of the juices fall over his lips a honeymoon barely conceals a wint And he stuffs it back into his jacket Yummy Amazing captain. Hi That's two quick references to your meeting an untimely demise. Are you okay? I am all right. I appreciate the concern miss lord tiller It's just that this place is rumored to be dangerous. What few have returned have accounts of Magical monsters none this realm has seen the k itself is apparently a world out of our own The outer sea as mentioned by this book Constellations never seen a horizon with no end honeyman perks up I was about to say this sounds right up honeymoon's alley, huh? And an island with a volcano what spew smoke stacks of honey yellow They say that is the heart of the island where all the gold is being held It seems a bit on the nose that a volcano on an island of treasure should erupt gold I I guess we'll see for ourselves worse comes to worse This book is unlike any I've seen and it will fetch a pretty penny on the market I'll sell it and distribute the funds amongst the crew Sounds like a solid enough plan to me. I'm sure in the end we'll all get our fair do Indeed I Hey captain if I may ask I miss ocean song is the noble family and all aboard Are we the only ones that know about this? book I we should be That's why I wanted to make sure that we were out of Ear shot Even if the place is all rumors and none believe its existence We wouldn't want any prying eyes Possibly messing with our procedure No, no, of course not. I I was just making sure, you know, there's plenty of Pirates out on the seas and I was just in Ensuring that we wouldn't run into any trouble by loose lips Just as you say that Because comedic timing is great The crow's nest shouts out captain christon and The crow's nest shouts out the water captain Any points and rack morn kind of walks on over to the Uh starboard side of the deck And kind of squints his eyes I don't see nothing Honeymoon will also sashay over there Christon have you been drinking? and uh Christon up in the crow's nest. No captain. I swear and honeymoon, uh Would you like to make a actually your passive perception is so freakishly high? You can see an arcane disturbance in the water Oh very very subtle kind of over here large massive I didn't see which way you pointed uh just further further to the starboard side over here Honeymoon kind of leans over uh eyes wide and slightly she says No captain. I I see it too. Something is out there. Something quite large hmm Christon raise colors And you see Christon raise up the flag uh showing the The sigil of balconies I thought it was gonna be one of those fucking like Treasure planet moments where it's a pirate symbol. No Surprise You can show yourselves. He shouts out to the the starboard side of the ship and Do-do-do it reveals itself Boosh, you see another ship reveal itself from being you can see that there is a drow right here That drops a large incantation. You see their hands are shaking very heavily And uh you hear someone using thaumaturgy shouting out and they have cannons aimed straight at the ship You you hear a voice call out captain Rackmourne You have a yuan tea aboard your ship that has committed crimes Against royalty We'll require you to hand her over So that you can continue your privateer If need be we are willing to pay a ransom and he turns back to look at lotilla Lotilla looks confused. I did. Yeah, I think we all do Yeah, tibetha looks at lotilla But did you do I wish I knew And rackmourne kind of walks over and he just kind of leans in and whispers you wouldn't have uh Caused made any enemies in your past. Have you back home? not here Hmm If I may uh honeymoon will yell back with thaumaturgy um Could you be more specific about what crime it is exactly? um Because there seems to be a bit of confusion over here The thaumaturgy voice oh, oh phasos you wanted to do something? Yeah. Yeah phasos is going to be uh trying to kind of uh Get from the inflection of the thaumaturgy voice whether or not they're telling uh They're saying what they're meaning you can give me an insight Okay, come on. Oh I'm I rollin so bad. Oh, it seems like a very business voice like they're using their retail voice right now Gotcha This isn't revenge. This is just we got sent out here And you hear the thaumaturgy voice come back the details Of her imprisonment are none of your concern honeymoon thaumaturgy's back Now I sort of think they are giving you have cannons pointed at us And also the fact that she's aboard our ship. So I would very much like to know what kind of danger we're in regardless Honeymoon relays exactly what you said back at thaumaturgy for you Uh and rack morn just kind of looks yeah, I'm Not sure they're giving enough details for me to be convinced besides I paid good money for this crewmate and she's a right hand With her muscles. See he gives a little thumbs up Could be good for logging things around once we find that treasure. I Sheep nods just yes. Yes, it will be and rack morn comes back and says Is there are you sure there's no information you can provide regarding the capture of this yuan tea Could they at least say my name? See if they have the right one tea. Do you say that? Yeah, it's a honeymoon. I'm gonna move over Yeah, honeymoon will thaumaturge back Can you at least give us the name of this yuan tea? Give me a persuasion All right No Had to happen sometime Yelp, that's a not they're not impressed by my tottering You will get all your information once she is in manacles and on our ship until then you are under threat of treason We will give you One minute to hand her over or we will be forced to open fire on your ship treason Treasonous What flag are they are they yeah They are they don't have a flag up. Okay Uh, Joseph with your permission. Could I perhaps like either with my passive or roll perception to try to make out any particular details of their gear or their clothes that might give hints as to like Maybe if they're actually pirates. Yes, you may Come here Pretty good. All right. That's eight times better than my persuasion Well, Tilla, you wanted to do something with to beth? Yes, to beth. Sorry Yes, yes, it's a beth. Could you come here? Sure. I'm going to unhinge my jaw and eat you. No I'll I'll I'll be completely transparent. I am a little Concerned for my safety, uh, regardless of the situation here. Um But but I'll I'll do my best to trust you here Thank you. Uh, can I in a whispered tone? I have something that will look like manacles But I can get rid of it I want to go over to say as though we are pretending to go Go over there And then I'm just going to fall overboard That sounds brilliant, but also are you sure you can catch up with the ship? Yes, it goes fast Alrighty, I'm slow and not in the ocean Uh, to bet, uh, Tibet doesn't have Thaumaturgy, but she's been on the seas with other pirates for a while um, so she leans over the the The railing and shouts. Oi We'll give you the we'll give you the the one tea if you can, you know Come over here So that we're not just propping her into the ocean You can give me a persuasion now Also, uh, did I notice anything from my perception? Oh, yes. I will give you that after the persuasion Okay, your perception out. You can see that they have kind of a piece of parchment in their hand Uh, that it seems almost like they're reading it out the person who is shouting out Thaumaturgy Uh, which is this human over here and uh, you can see that they have this parchment and it seems like that You can get a glance of a sigil that is not of balconous. It's a different country Interesting honeymoon Uh, Thaumaturgy is over. Um, you say you're what you're with the balconous royalty. Yes We did not say we are of royalty of balconous With them is what I said. I don't even say that honeymoon is annoyed. No, we are not with the royalty of balconous Can you just pull your ship up here so we can give you the one tea already? Very well. We thank you for your cooperation And yes, we're going into this with too little information and I'm gonna grab. Whoops Grab the ship And it's uh, and actually when you say that uh, rack morn just comes up and uh Kind of butts in I hold on now. This is my crew You have a convinced in plan here Yes Yes Lotilla says that she has fake manacles she can put herself into and then she can throw herself overboard and swim back to us later Um, yeah, honeymoon leans in and says to lotilla if you can well, you're over there that human and she points them out See if you could grab a scroll might give us some details Honey, when I wasn't going on the ship Just from the tree I was going to fall. Well, that wasn't clear to me That was also not clear to me either But no, it's quite all right Oh, hello All right, so I was looking at phase Faisal's durian was suddenly there and I was like, oh, hello So you give the confirmation for the ship and rack morn nods on over to sharn And their ship slowly heads over And they put down They're getting ready to put down a gank plank. When do you want to fall in the water? Faisal's may I borrow your imposing size? Sure Give me your hands He gives his hands She puts hers in yours and suddenly there's fire manacles around her her hands Oh Convincing Oh, we're good now. This is that's enough Yes, thank you. All right. He quickly retreat retreats his hands and brushes them off All right Which way is the game plank? Here let me draw it because I don't actually have a gank plank thing. It's going to be purple for some reason Cool. Okay. Amazing They lay it down Honeymoon, I want you to push me um Honeymoon first like she's like You know that meme comic of like a guy like raising a hand with a finger and then putting it down on the next one like Honeymoon kind of does that and then she's like if you insist and she Taught her's up behind you and gives you a shove which is not very hard because her strength is eight She's it's fine because let's tell us just gonna intentionally fail it and Okay, are you trying to make it look convincing? Uh, do you want me to roll a performance? It not if you're not if you don't care about trying to convince them Uh I mean, I could do it if you want I was about to say I'm doing to Beth's performance is Exempery So she's gonna put on a show of oh my god. See she just fell off Okay, what can I say? I'm just too cutthroat. Yeah, to Beth give me a performance Oh My god, you just shoved her right off She she was going to put my entire endeavor at risk Oh, you you can see the the crew on this ship are like, oh come on And the human's like, well, don't just stand there. Someone get her down She at that proclamation to Beth just like gestures to herself. It's like, yeah, I'll get right on that won't I Know not you. Oh, whoops. I moved the ship Are you actually going to jump in for her? Me no, we're not fucking going I I will die actually the human walks over And just kind of like yells at a few of his subordinates and you can see the uh What is this? This is a bug bear. Yes the bug bear jumps in Just like push into the water And you can see uh, he's trying to swim towards you Goodbye Good luck with that my friend What is your swim speed? I don't think we ever clarified but sea snakes are fast Well, we didn't clarify, but I'm gonna say it's 30 because that's a standard. That's fair. Um, that's fair to me So he he tries to swim towards you. Are you swimming away immediately? Uh Once she hears another splash she's gone Gone, okay I think she's actually just gonna attach herself to the front like underneath the boat Okay, so he is gonna chase you we might need to roll initiative for this. How heavy is he? Well Sorry, no, I just like what does he look like can I do a perception? Uh, you can see that there's a large kind of A very hairy man that jumped into the water chasing after you Gotcha, so put yourself back where you were real quick. Okay. Sorry. Yeah So he just didn't get a chance to Hash that out. Yeah. Yeah. He goes to Jump towards you and he Before you are going to get away because he's not able to grab you But you said you wanted to do a perception on him Yeah, just well. Yeah, go ahead. Let's see Okay, so perception while swimming away, I will say We'll disadvantage disadvantage. Yeah That's fair It's not super high anyway. Oh Yeah, you can't glean much aside from there is a body in the water now So We'll take let's see. I was not anticipating this. Can you tell? As they see the body in the water swim down You can see that the human over here is going to jump in the water now as well and try to pincer you But I'm just going underneath the boat Under the boat Yeah Okay They're gonna try. Let me see how well they're Oh crap Because they are they are sailors. They are swimmers Give me Because you're you're being chased Give me an athletics Actually because they're gonna try and push themselves like I assume you're both going to be like water dashing But okay, of course, you know Okay. Yeah, you avoid them very easily And so much so that as they try to attempt to catch up to you They just kind of bump their heads on like the side of the boat and they do have to come up for air and they And yeah, you make it to where you're going so you can put yourself there now Okay, probably still below the boat. I'm just gonna say like right about below the boat. Yeah, okay, so uh The two climb back on the ship And the fear bowl goes up to the human She went under the ship captain The human starts to walk on the gangplank And kind of looks at rack morn I hope you don't mind and rack morn looks to the rest of you like kind of like Wondering like what now? honeymoon honeymoon will step aside and She'll she'll look at the captain and just say by all means the captain nods looks over to the human nods at him And there's more crew on the boat. I was just not anticipating them to dock Just just pretend there's more crew on their boat He brings a small team on And you can see they are very heavily armed with some equipment that doesn't look like it's from again this country They walk on over Starting to look on the sides of the boat and stuff for Law tiller and the human just kind of yells out Keep searching She can't be under there forever And you can see the crew kind of the rest of the crew looks a little Miffed like they they're like, you know crossing their arms looking they're talking amongst themselves like How could how could these guys be let on to our ship? Yeah, and they all look at the captain and the captain looks at you And he could just whispers I hope there is a plan here The phasos gives kind of a curt nod as a non-answer Yeah, honey quickly move up to the to the other group And go to Tibet actually Do we have a plan? I sort of assumed you were just going to wait this is as far as the one tea got us I'll be honest Well, they can't fire their weapons at us if they're on their own they're on our ship What if we just leave? Well, we can fire our weapons at them I mean, I suppose we could fire our weapons at them. We still don't know if they are truly With some sort of royalty, right? Yeah speaking of honeyman is going to make her way to that That human with or actually the drow who was talking Where's he? The drow. Oh jeez it sucks that I have two drow on the ship. He's over here Okay, oh you could tent could you tent the other guys so we have yes here? I'll I'll tent tint them all for there. They are essenced with strawberry good You approach the drow. What do you say? Honeyman walks up and she says Well Clearly that hand had that hand off didn't go quite as planned, but I was hoping perhaps Maybe you could share a little bit more since we were going to comply At least the name of this person you're after Oh, uh captain said not to divulge information Oh, but the captain's not listening. You see give me a persuasion Come on. I'm not it's not a druid skill. So Oh Sorry, ma'am. You're very well dressed though, but your captain can't I said not to you know give it to any of the crew Okay, and Um, could you point out which which one of you is your captain for me, please? That one the human over there uh Captain James Thank you And she she she'll she'll sashay pass him and give him like a lingering Like brush on the shoulder with her hand as she goes. Oh, oh, thank you Oh my god Honeymoon is here to whore it up. I don't know how it else to tell you Okay And you can see the human is he's very quickly losing his patience as he's looking around He seems to be dressed in some kind of regal robes of some kind Uh, again unfamiliar to you in style She will she'll approach not get too close and just be like You know given how upset you're getting over one escaped to on tea. I'm really very curious to know What exactly what exact trouble it is she caused? He turns to you and you you notice when he does that he's got a very peculiar necklace Oh with a sigil seems one of a you know again the country that they are from Okay It is not a concern to you madame Oh, I would beg to differ though seeing as I was going to be working with her and traveling on the same ship for some time What matters is that if you do not assist in handing her over to us you're complicit in her crimes Which uh, what exactly crimes you won't you won't even tell us that much? How are we supposed to know what's being complicit and what's not? He narrows his eyes fine She has crimes against the uant world dominion We are servants on the other half and we are here to capture her and bring her back for a trial Honeymoon kind of arches an eyebrow I Don't suppose you tell me a try not for what would you he narrows his eyes and says nothing Ah, that's all right. I figured as much. Yeah, she kind of Goes over and takes a look uh just over the water and says Hmm, I don't know if you'll be able to catch her though. She seemed like quite the strong swimmer He just keeps looking um, mm-hmm Can um, can I um Take a moment here go ahead. Uh, tobacco is going to go up to the captain She's going to whisper into his ear. She's gonna say So that captain in A decently sized portion of the crew is here on our ship right now, right? I So if we were to pull away from their gangplank Would they be liable to shoot at us? I What if we scuttled the ship first? He has a little grin I What if scuttling me you you did say Sink Okay, you did say that you created a whirlpool with your book last time I am a wee one Oh a wee what could it be bigger? Perhaps Given enough time Given enough time I'd say we have a good bit of time just Looking around for latilla right now very well I like your idea miss ocean song And he walks on over to the yeah you were gonna say something I will uh do my best to put on the show for these fine people that have taken up aboard our ship I He walks on over pulls out his handy dandy notebook And you can hear him say chanting a few words like he looks He tries to pretend like he's just reading like From uh and just an inconspicuous book Yeah, and you can already see kind of a little bit of water rippling around their ship Uh tebeth is going to Uh Go over kind of closest to the captain like in between these two guys here um And she's gonna like half heartedly like glance over And then like do a double take and then go Oi there she is over the water and she's going to point Fucking over here Your choice of persuasion or performance actually no deception performance or deception Uh, hey guess what either works? I was gonna ask if I could use druid craft to help and like give her advantage. You know what? Yes Yeah, make it look like a little splashing or something honeymoon sees what you're doing and just very surreptitiously Make some little weighties in the water Okay, you do so And the captain like you actually you can roll again. Let's see how high you get because you get advantage from the druid craft Oh, I can roll you. Yep. Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll go with the 16 then I have expertise in acrobatics deception performance inside of hand Yeah, wow still impressive Uh captain the captain sees it and he points it out. Oh come on. There she is shoot her and Shoot her I thought you do not want her alive to bring it back for a trial. She'll live And they pull out kind of flint locks and start shooting into the water You can see that they as they hit the water. They seem to have like a magical glow about them continuing to project them through Let's tell the seas this is just like I'm drifting over here I'm gonna take a breath and I'm going back down Tabeth Tabeth like looks wildly between the people shooting and um, she she's like, how are you all missing? She's right there. Are you blind? I'm trying my best woman. Hey, she's gonna give me that and she's gonna try to take Flintlock from the dragonborn next to her. Oh you from the dragonborn. He's like, uh, yeah He's just like hey, that's my gun Oh And like with like eagle eye precision shoot exactly into where the splashing is So it I presume it continues to go and while this is happening rack morn over here Uh, just uh finishes this little chant and you can see a little whirlpool and you can see that the ship Their other ship is listing a bit However, the crew doesn't seem to take notice as they they feel as though that it's just typical, you know waves and stuff And the captain calls out to the human Human captain It appears your ship has been caught in a little wee Trouble and the human captain looks back and he's just everyone back to the ship and They all start to run kind of Jumping on the gang the shaky gang plank and slip back onto their ship rack morn winks at his helmswoman And uh, she kind of like shouts out to the rest of the crew and the sails are set again as the other ship Starts to just slowly sink Rack morn, uh drops his hat in a little, uh, kind of goodbye Kick the gang blank As you guys pass them by Hold on Yeah, hell yeah and uh Lotilla you kind of feel the rush of water pushing you against the boat signifying that it is now moving Yes, i'm going to do we have life boats? We do yes. I just didn't bother to draw them That's fine. I just want to get to like where one would be and like Yeah, there's make my way up that allows you to uh climb back up Cool just slither up out of the water Rack morn walks up and you can hear you can see like the rest of the crew like chanting and cheering and you see a Few of them kind of pat you on the side and like kind of like gentle punch on the shoulder of you lotilla Oh, oh Thank you. Hi. Did she did she punch them back playfully and it bruises No, that's like a gentle pat on the top of the head that probably is too hard, but there is an attempt And you see rack morn walking up hands on his hips. Oh that was mighty fine work Not too sure be yourself captain I like to put a bit of trust in me crew Who got them to shoot the water? That would have been to Beth indeed Hi, yeah, I I figured you know, um, if you're at the bow or that's where you would most likely go Uh, we could just have them shoot off randomly over there and um while while the captain worked his literal magic And to Beth since you had the gun while they were darting back to their own boat, you know You know Very nice, oh silly me they seem to have forgotten this After that little kerfuffle you guys continued to sail ahead and uh, you know make make friendly with some of the crew Yeah, honey moon does want to talk to lotilla She is over by the side of the boat squeezing her hair out over the side Uh, honey moon will sashay up uh See you kind of ring your hat and say Let me give you a hand with that deer and she'll drew it craft some of the water out Oh Thank you. Every time you come up behind her. I think that you step on her tail But I'm gonna say that that's probably not happening No, honey. Honey moon is graceful. Um, she definitely has she definitely like I well, she doesn't almost do it. She notices it her passive perception is insane. That's true, but she she like Hops over it daintily as you do Um, and as she's kind of like wicking the water away. She says So I got a word in with that human captain of the the ship we sank and He was reticent when it came to details about who exactly they were after besides them being a yuan tea But he did mention something about crimes against the yuan tea dominion And I am just curious if If that's uh If that does actually have anything to do with you My crimes I left if there are any. Oh I honey moon kind of Scrunches her brow a little and says I admit. I'm not the most well versed in yuan tea society, but I hardly think leaving should be a crime punishable by both uh Pursuit and imprisonment She kind of gives you an expectant look. She is Glaring at the ocean She cannot blink That's not violence. No Oh, she's a sick. She's a snersen Oh my god Okay, then she does look back at you most one team Are not particularly fond of anything that isn't one team And either you are for the cause or you are against it honey moon kind of Nots her head a little bit and she says I suppose that makes sense enough, but I Still don't quite understand why that would merit an entire ship coming to chase you She looks puzzled at this point as well. I Don't think it does either. I don't know what changed interesting She uh, yeah, honey moon just kind of looks longingly over her shoulder It's like oh, I should have nicked that parchment when I had the chance Oh She looks around and she goes if anything I should have been the one for revenge And then she's going to slide away Honey moon it kind of raises her eyebrows and he's like, oh I'll unlock that later Tibith actually gets like a hearty shoulder. I don't even remember that Support level seed Good yeah, and then honey moon will go bother tibith to kill time Which I imagine as people who love to bother other people they get along great Oh, absolutely Yeah, honey moon just starts chatting away like so I take so you seem to know your way around a ship And it just fucking goes on I imagine. Oh hell. Yeah. Oh, yeah They will go on and on about random ship facts That will sprinkle in and then also complimenting you on fucking having people around your finger Honey honey moon is is a is flattered I imagine you info dump about ships and then honey moon info dumps about stellar map making and it just goes back Oh, yeah, absolutely They tie together too. So it works out. Yeah Let alone phasers stare at the ocean in silence It's true phasers does kind of look at uh, let alone is just kind of like I hope that there won't be more trouble like this on this journey I'd rather it be as Straightforward as possible That never rolled in sight. Fuck Sorry You and me both phasers You and me both Are you sure you're not a lawyer? No, I'm not a lawyer. I told you just really look like one Thank you It's it's not it's I'm not mean it as an insult. You just you you have the look Very You have the look Of you I would say as far as I can tell Great descriptive. Thank you. Good job phasers Don't fall through I'm not going to fall through. I can I think he's a little too big for that If your foot goes through the little cracks, it's like His foot's a little bit too big for that Yeah, I feel like as you're just just at some point while she's chatting with with tebeth honeymoon does Make eye contact with phasers and give you again that smug cat knife look that says she is going to come bother you later And phasers gives back a don't you dare look? I Just like the ever so gentle like uh not in disapproval or shake your head Uh phasers is going to approach the captain you approach the captain you actually notice that he looks a bit Restless, he seems to be running his hand kind of across the various different woods and carvings of the ship um as you approach him he he actually is um Just kind of um surprised by your appearance as he wasn't expecting somebody else. Ah Mr. Terrain, and he kind of just pulls his hand back Yeah, captain you All right. You seem a little troubled Yeah, I uh He just kind of looks over his ship Mr. Terrain You're have something you care about taken from you Like really care about you put your heart and soul into it once It hurts. I Yes It drives one to do Many things That loss Would you call it love Myself and love have a difficult Uh relationship I But you do something out of the passion of it. I because you care because there's something precious to you Is that not love? I believe that That could be true. Yes And the lengths he just looks back at his ship and continues to Rub his hands just kind of all along the carvings of the wood And if love can drive us to do such crazy things It seems like a powerful dangerous thing love for it hurts us so Indeed Indeed it does Do you love your ship? He without looking at you just staring at it. I do I will um, I'll say that Having lost things that I've loved I will do what I can my part to make sure that you don't lose your ship I need it after all to make it there and back again. He chuckles a little bit. I logistics logistics Of course, I'll make sure that we make it back ashore Before you even get a single sprinkle on your nice suit Thank you, I appreciate it And no, thank you. I did have a question. I speak your mind You'd mentioned that uh this book this kind of uh Whirlpools and whatnot was the key to making it to the K Is that correct? Hi Apparently according to the coordinates given by that royal That once we get there perhaps in a few minutes actually There's a specific spot in which the book is to be read Where in a large maelstrom of water will glow as bright as the sky And that is our portal to the K Uh wonderful portals Uh, it doesn't doesn't give me the Quite the excitement either. I much prefer using more traditional methods Yes, uh likewise Hard to map portals Uh Good day. I'll I'll be out and about Hi And mr. Jorrain Yes I thank you for the talk you're Welcome And then faces is going to go around the ship and start placing down some uh Of his instruments for mapping. Mm-hmm. All right From what from what you can tell oh go on. Oh, sorry. No do his thing first. Yeah This isn't like super important information. It's more contextual But for what you can tell you are decently kind of south Of this the mass of gulf that Is where the continent has this like big space where belkanis is like smack dab in the middle of Kind of south ish And just beyond the horizon you can see kind of The southern like shore of the continent as well where it's mostly barren. There's not a lot of civilization there So you know where you are Okay, good and as Uh a few of the crew members as called out by Helmsman helmsperson sharn She kind of calls out to the crew and she calls out to the captain captain We're here And the sails go up rack morn walks up to the side of the ship All right, everyone This is it honey Go on Honeymoon when she sees that uh When she hears that it seems like they've arrived honeymoon kind of perks up and she she taught us very quickly over to him Um and kind of says quietly Um captain rack morn if you would permit me, uh, this is where we're going to be doing the Um the portal thing with the book. Yes. Hi Um, if you would allow just a bit of time, um, I would perform a ritual to just sort of Gauge what we may be getting ourselves into He kind of lifts his eyebrows and uh A little bit of surprise like more not like negative, but just like oh, uh, okay like and he just, uh Lowers his head just ever so slightly Uh very well Much obliged captain. I assure you it won't take very long. I no worries just, uh Crew is not used to the formal type Is all but uh, I see no reason why not Oh, it's hardly need to be formal uh and honeymoon, uh She finds like a like a clear space on the floor and she kind of kneels down very daintily making sure not to get her Her dress snagged on any splinters and stuff Um and she reaches up to her horns and actually unhooks the like Gold chains and diamonds on it and starts laying them out to form a very delicate circle on the ground um And as a ritual um Honeymoon is going to cast augury Oh You see whoa Whoa, oh, shit. Yeah, so honeymoon extreme. Whoa Oh dear, um, so yeah So I imagine honeymoon is kind of kneeling before and just kind of making motions with her her hands as these kind of like Star like motes kind of glow like in the middle of the circle that she's made with the diamonds and chains um And after 11 minutes pass after she ritually casts it Uh, I can only imagine it gets fucking dark as hell like it becomes like black holes Uh and she looks at it, uh, the captain would see her go kind of wide-eyed um And she looks up at him and she's like um So bad news um It does not seem like It's gonna go super well Hmm I wanted to point out that as faceless was finishing up putting his instruments down around the ship He didn't notice honeymoon doing her thing and slightly scoffed Fuck you. I'm right Uh, so yeah, honeymoon relays and she's like and I don't mean like sort like inconvenient bad I mean like probably really fucking bad He looks to his crew All right, you heard her arm the ship grab your spears And the crew just like double times moving around kind of getting their weapons ready loading the ballistae putting Balls in the cannons tiveth is also scrambling around Uh helping where she can loading the cannons as well Honeymoon puts her her ornaments back on her horns Faizos, oh, sorry go ahead How long has it been since our Interjection with the other ship? Uh, probably like an hour or two you okay? Yeah, I could theoretically short rest through that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Uh, I don't know if you used anything during the fire room. She activated that for the oh, okay. Yeah, you would have been able to short rest Good deal. Okay As as everyone is hustling and bustling faizos finds Um, I hook and he takes off his coat and hangs it on a hook. Hmm. All right rad So he's just in his like vest He's in he's in his vest. He also took off his tie. He's in his vest Hell, yeah Bouncer wear All right, so everyone has a star scroll on hand for spell casting Okay, everyone kind of gets ready people are manning the cannons. You can see that Sharn has pulled a rifle from kind of a a bucket that's got a Uh bayonet on it and everyone gets ready You see this is going to the middle of the ship partly down the stairs so that she doesn't get thrown overboard Okay Rack morn seeing everyone ready The ocean goes Quiet he pulls out his little book He turns to a kind of the middle of the pages and He says a few words that those who don't understand abyssal would not understand a low bellowing But those who do understand he says by right of power we come to the a deep hunger We yearn to sate your riches make a spirit free We travel forward through your gate and and as he says that as he completes this verse The ocean starts To open up and you see a small little whirlpool appear kind of on the port side of the boat And he continues Oh amber island bright and whole the light of gold will be our curing The world's possessions take their toll see us through to ease the burden and The whirlpool turns into a full-on maelstrom Captain is that supposed to happen? I according to the rich folk. Yes All right, and you can see if we're supposed to head into that Not yet that don't tear us to bits Good oh good good Fizzles frantically checks a couple of his uh his devices They all seem to be in place so far a little shaky as the boat starts to shake and the water starts to ripple He says the first few words until suddenly the boat boat just everyone make a dex save Something hits the boat Oh nice As the boat is hit rack morn. He kind of Loses the book. It just falls out of his hand And the fear bulk right here falls right overboard Oh god, and then as he does out from the water springs forth a massive creature that swallows him whole A kraken Let him play rev He eats him whole k queue the music Okay, so i'm gonna need everyone to roll initiative If you failed the dex save which is dc 15 you will be knocked prone at the start of this okay, then i am prone That makes sense with my knocked prone. I have fallen on theodore. I'm sorry theodore Do you crash him? Crush him with your big snake tail First up Will be honeymoon you see that immediately various tentacles Just spew up from the water and actually this um this halfling gets thrown over here and take some damage And uh, yeah, so you see this massive kraken eat one of your crew members and various tentacles have now kind of Invaded the ship and you can see rack morn's book as well is over here Yeah Honeymoon watches the guy get eaten takes note of all the tentacles around like very very quickly Assessing the situation. Uh, she is going to die for that book. All right, you pick up the book I'm going to say that it's gonna take a full action to read through the verse if you wish Uh, oh, yeah, fuck. Yeah. I'm gonna read it. Yeah. Yeah. All right So Here is actually the final verse Okay um So am I able to speak it as part of that action? Yes Honeymoon grabs it uh kind of struggling to to brace herself and this is the fucking swaying ship at this Octopus is attacking um and she Uh, she yells out Bless us now your gentle bays the land besought by heroes eld bring us to the golden k Pretty please As you say the final words in a bissel that you guys who don't understand it hear the low bellowing of her and then the questionable thing phrase at the very end Oh The maelstrom shakes and a bright glow appears from it. The portal is open Yeah, honeymoon just looks to the captain is like you might want to get on that At your call captain rachmore and just says i i'll be working on that Yeah, uh, and then uh, my turn is not quite done. Um As my bonus action I'm going to take on for my starry form. I'm going to take the archer form Oh nice Uh as a bonus action. I'm using part of my wild shape to turn into my my starry form You see honeymoon's body almost seemed to glow from the inside out like she has become kind of translucent um And a lot of different like golden Penpricks of light like stars kind of shine along her body and the gold flakes that she wears as just makeup Glow very bright So yeah, she looks like she is made of of nebulae and uh Since she chose the archer form constellations that resemble somebody pulling back a bow have appeared along her uh, and she can't do anything this turn, but um She you see uh Luminous light forming the shape of an arrow at her fingertips that she's getting ready to do next turn Oh wait. Uh, sorry. Um, I didn't realize when I take the form I can make an attack. Is it okay if I do that if that it's fine if not But I can make a range on a bonus action. Yeah Yes, then yes Because that's all in one bonus action All right, damn. Well, then there's a range spell attack. So honeymoon doesn't fact hurl that uh Luminous arrow There we go Yeah, so honeymoon hurls hurls a luminous arrow at one of the tentacles. Uh, the one that's at Okay, you hurl it and Ah, okay And what type of damage is this? Radiant radiant. Okay. You you fire this starry Beam just at this tentacle that singes it on the side just And it kind of starts to wiggle frantically as well Begone thought So yeah, honeymoon has started up. Uh, but that's my turn Very well next to beth to beth. Uh, first of all it's going to use It'd have to use full movement or half movement to get up movement So you'll have 15 feet of movement after getting up cool. Uh, she'll get up Take note of holy shit. Oh, what that's not I did not beth is dead She's gonna take note of everything and die She's gonna take she's gonna assess the situation notice that the portal is like fully open She's like we have to get these we have to get these The tentacles off of our ship so we can make it and she's going to run over Uh and start stabbing at at at this big boy. All right. Show me the stab The stab she has tiny dagger Unfortunately a 15 is not enough. It's hide is very thick So she's going to take a stabble at it It has very very thick hide You know as you would probably imagine for kraken Yeah And that and that's uh the inferture I guess All right Next is the crew and a few of them seeing this Panic and start to leap from the ship No, come on boys dash leap into the ship And go into the portal Oh, oh, okay. Honestly, who can blame them and rack morn sees this and is pissed He yells at them Does this mean we get that pay? He glares a dagger at you not now miss langley Understood So you have fewer hands now as some of them have bolted Theodore is like Hang in there bud. Also, let's tell why are you sideways? I'm prone. I fell on theodore. Okay, so I'm just gonna roll a general Few attacks for them and dudes just do this quickly Okay, a few of them got a few hits in theodore Kind of goes to grab one of the harpoons and stab at One of the tentacles doesn't make much way Until sharn takes her bayonet and like stabs straight through You can see rack morn takes out his pistol and fires a few shots while dropping them and pulling out like The other ones like from his jacket and see the rest of the crew are doing their best This halfling is going to go into the ballista and Fire it at this Kind of and it's like a big harpoon lens Into this tentacle that starts to wiggle as well. So they're doing a little bit of damage and helping out Next is a krakenstern This tentacle is going to bash this ballista It hits the ballista it misses the halfling the halfling is able to dodge kind of out of the way It's just like drop down But the ballista is destroyed Well, just completely wrecked This one is going to try and grapple to beth As it goes down. So to beth. I'm gonna need you to give me a Acrobatics or athletics of your choice To slide try and slip through. Oh, you do slip through Nice. Yeah Yep, it goes to grab you, but you're able to use it's it's like watery mucousy Ness to slip yourself out too slimy for me This one my calamari cooked This one is going to grab the cannon and is going to throw it At phasos Wow, so it's going to use oh god. Do I roll something or so this is a ranged attack. Okay, okay, and Actually, you know what? I'm going to make this a saving throw. Yes This is going to be a dex save. Okay as it throws this cannon because it's like basically an aoe at this point As you try and duck out of the way bits of shrapnel and bits of the the debris from The uh canon as it was falling apart from the mighty grip of the kraken just like Kind of batters you as it's thrown and you are going to take 19 bludgeoning damage Okay, and you see rachmore like gasp at that too And this tentacle is going to slam So all in this area, uh lotilla. I'm gonna need you to make a dexterity saving throw now With this slam you are going to take 21 bludgeoning damage And let's see if these two Save as well. Ooh Sharn is able to dodge out of the way. She takes a little bit of splinters, but theodore Is knocked out cold Not dead But he's unconscious As the the tentacle is like coming down and you and sharn are like bracing you see that theodore is just stunned in fear Oh bother And he is like flattened on the deck of the ship Is he still stuck underneath or is he just on the ship? He's on the ship. He's just like a little dented into the wood panels Okay, nice the door size hole phasos your turn All right, uh, how damaged is this cannon that was thrown at me? Is it inoperable? Um, if you're talking about the cylinder the cylinder is fine It's just detached from the rolling mechanism You know the wooden pieces that would hold it up Okay This bitch gonna get a handheld cannon this sucker. Can I pick up the cannon and fire it? With a strength check of dc 12 you most certainly can Would it be strength or athletics? You know what athletics? Okay, let's try. Yeah Oh very close Close And where are you aiming? Um, well, let's see. I'm aiming at his eye His eye, okay So you pick it up on one shoulder and with the other hand you have the lighting stick And you light it and i'm gonna need you to make uh an attack plus five Oh That's a 10 and it goes a little wide you don't quite have your footing But it looked cool Bang rings in your ears ever so slightly, but you miss the kraken. Okay. That's fine. Um, I'm going So that was my action. Yeah Um, I am going to I'm gonna rage because I'm My bonus action. Um, and I'm going to action surge. No, yeah Yeah So I I I I'm angry. I just kind of drop the uh the cannon Because I would need to get another cannonball for it And uh, there's a tentacle right next to me, right? There is I'm gonna Punch it in the freaking tentacle punch it in the tentacle Yes, as I as I pull back My my hand it becomes coated in kind of an inky black as I start, uh thrusting forward And don't let me see. I'm raging This bitch about to get in dwarf. What unfortunately What is up with these rolls? Yeah, you're rolling real bad. Geez. Yeah, this is really important. FaZe is having a bad day I tried you go to punch and It actually makes your fists a little sore. Oh, how tough this thing is Darn, okay. Well, he'll know for next time. Mm-hmm La Tilla All right, I would like to do my bonus action first. That's okay. Okay. Yep, you may Actually, I think I'll get up first Yeah, you use a half of your movement Let's get the little icon off And the bonus action too. I am now a large creature. All right, you grow to a large size Oh god Hahaha To move here, can I slide the adored over here easily? Yes, although that is lower down It's better than quite being right here Okay, you slide him over kind of in between the the railing any he just plops to the to the floor I'd like to take a couple stabs Okay, show me the stab. Oh, she has also pulled out a shield She's going to stab one handed with the Trident Show me the Trident. Okay her two attacks the first one will hit. So show me the damage Yep, you stab into it and you nearly cut this tentacle like Uh, like a massive hole off feels nice looks like it's about to be cut with a nice Swiss stab Nice And that will be her turn. All right Honeymoon Okay, so I'm guessing I'm guessing fairy fire if I did it it would only apply to Whichever part of the beast was in that cube. Yes Yes, okay, so Honeymoon is kind of very frantically looking between all the tentacles She shouts to the captain if we disorient it, do you think it'll let go with all the tentacles? I'm not sure. I'm not most proficient with fighting crackens Okay, well just figured out osc I appreciate the concern Honeymoon looks to faze us in to beth and she shouts over you just can get to its head. Yes uh I Yeah Uh, so then honeymoon says very well then and she will fairy fire the kraken's head. Oh boy No, it fails Nice. All right. So you're telling me the giant big ol kraken ain't dexterous. No actually it has a plus zero Honeymoon's fairy fire is a mix of like golden and very vibrant and violet fire that kind of just dances around it um So any attack roll against the affected creature has advantage if you guys can see it and it cannot benefit from being invisible. So uh Well, honeymoon is going to go ahead and make her starry attack. Yes, the 20 will hit All right, and Where's that diablo? Oh nice. Yes. So you're aiming for the head. Yeah Yeah, she's aiming like down its fucking gob. Yeah, you fire it and Just like it lights up the inside of its throat which like goes down very far and makes a flinch a little bit Yeah, honeymoon, uh, she cast the fairy fire and she's kind of she has one hand outstretched like, you know in concentration And so she she shouts to faze us into beth Make the most of it and please don't let it hit me and she's going to scoot this way All right, tebeth your turn. Hi honeymoon. I'm on it and she's going to sprint up to this cannon, which is 30 feet Uh, she's she's going to presume that it's loaded from earlier. Whenever everybody was Now if you move you are you are moving out of the melee range of the tentacle So it will have an attack of opportunity. Yeah, I'll use my bonus action for all right. Cool. Disengage um, she's gonna run up to it assume. It's uh already, uh already loaded uh aim it closer to her target like at the kraken itself Uh, because I imagine it's aimed farther out. Uh, and then she's going to cast produce flame in her hand and then she's going to use that flame to smack the back of the Cannon to light it. All right, you do so and this thing is so like no role for this This is so wide. There's no way you can possibly miss it. It is point blank. You're just gonna roll me 5d 10 Okay, that's so that's the cannon's damage and you fire it just Right into this thing and it just like Chips a few teeth off of it. It like makes a big cinch You can see it fall into its gullet a little and it's like shaking trying to shake it off All right, uh a few more like that phasos if you could assist with that, please now this cannon Uh is now out of a cannonball and needs to be loaded to be fired again But I am out of bonus action and movement and full action. So I will have to do that later Now it's the crew's turn. Let's see if anybody else decides to be a coward Honeymoon would would yell about the fairy fire if that helps the crew land some hits. You know what it would Let's say it does or about the cannons. Yeah, it has to be the head though. Gotta get to the scary part They're gonna stay stalwart All right Sean is not going to make headway on this tentacle unfortunately But she's going to start making her way and she's going to take the attack of opportunity Oh, she gets a right smack by the tentacle and let's see if she does not trip. Oh my god. She does trip Come on, baby girl She tries to Give the tentacle an attack. She tries to head to that towards the face of the creature But then she gets tripped up and So she is prone Theodore is still out The dwarf is gonna try And go so the door the same thing that happens to sharn happens to the dwarf The honeymoon is yelling it the head the head they're trying to get to the head Yeah, no honeymoon is just demanding. I see I see The orc manages to get away and he is going to you He's going to pull out a cutlass and he's going to go slice at the beast a bit. He is able to make a few cuts Thankfully take off the beard The elf is going to come over here and they are going to cast a few spells You can see they're using the old reliable fire bolt. Yeah, just The halfling as well is going to pull out a their Pistol and they're going to fire similar to rack morn. They pull out like Two pistols fire them drop them and pull out their next ones for the next Time and rack morn is going to pull out his own cutlass and run Ah He runs up and he like puts one hand on it like as he's drawing it Out from its sheath kind of one hand kind of skidding alongside the blade and It starts to coat the sword in lightning and he makes a switch like upwards as he draws it out Fuck yeah, he's got that. He got that lightning grease. Let's go And he's going to make one two Three attacks one of them misses, but he makes a few cuts with the lightning Does lightning work on kraken's? That's a good question. Anyway, it's the kraken's turn It's electrotype against the water type of course is super That's like basic math This tentacle is going to try and attack you lotilla Of course, it doesn't hit this one is going to Try and grab the dwarf that's on the ground And it does and it pulls them into the briny deep. Oh, no. Oh, that's one tentacle down or is it? And this tentacle is going to straight up attack you phasos Yeah You're gonna be able to dodge out of the way of it Just like just like move out of the way and it just kind of bashes into the wooden Walls of the ship splintering a little bit more and this one Is going to try and grab the halfling the halflings able to slip out luckily And lastly the head of the kraken It's going to take a couple of bites at the orc and to beth Oh good. Yeah goes to bite the orc Oh It is able to like Do just a big massive cut On the orc. Oh, it cuts them up pretty good Oh, no And let's see the orc is now prone as well. Okay to beth it is going to hit to beth Okay, and to beth you are going to take That's going to be 15 piercing damage and I need you to make a strength saving throw Oh Okay, you're fine. You're up. You're good the sheer weight of this bite almost pushes you to the floor But you hold on next phasos Okay, so uh phasos is going to um Run towards the cannon over here Uh, he doesn't care that he's going to get an opportunity to attack against him. Okay. Let's see if it hits Oh, yeah, that's going to get you. You're going to take 17 damage phasos From the slap of the tentacle as you're running away So this one is not straight on the kraken. So you will have to make an attack roll However, you will have advantage because of the fairy fire Okay, honeymoon is going to be in sufferably smog about this later One more 17 and then This so the 17 will hit Nice. Now I have advantage against him, right? Yes, does this count for sneak attack? Okay, and then let me roll the 2d6 as well because I only have baby sneak attack Very nice. It's still good. You fire it and it like bruises through like you you hear a like a crunch click Like as you hit it in the side of the head And like the eyeball right here you hit it right in the eye The eye socket is now empty. You push the eye into the skull of the kraken In pain his ass well ready. So I'm actually gonna give it. No, no, it still has one more eye Uh, joseph, can you invent the condition? No depth perception, please It has a little bit of a disadvantage as a treat I'm going to use my my bonus action to second wind. Oh, okay Seems wise Yeah, so that cannon is now out of cannonball. Oh That was a poor second wind. Oh, jeez. Sorry. Is that your turn? Yeah, that's my whole turn. Okay. Lotilla go turn Could I theoretically use my tail really quick as a bonus action slash extra action to help? Helm's person not I'm gonna. Yeah, sorry. I'm gonna say it's a full action to help That's fair. Then I'm gonna do some attacks. Give me some attacks. Try it again. Nice There's damage for that and then a d6. Oh nice. Oh nice And then I'm gonna try and hit again. So that first attack actually cuts off the tentacle just like You slice it just like Fuck yeah Straight through you can see it like into its like weird wiggly marrow and it just wiggles Back into the water. Oh my god. Nice. I can throw this dagger in that range. You most certainly can I'm gonna try So you would have a normal attack because you're throwing a disadvantage But thanks to advantage from the fairy fire. Unfortunately a 13 is not going to be enough the force of your throw Does not quite Pierce Get stuck in his teeth And you can see that uh sharn kind of on the floor just looking up at you. Oh, it's a mighty fine thruston Thank you. I don't want to leave shore in here, but I have movement. Yeah, she'll be all right Yeah, I'll walk it off She's just gonna say that will you be okay? I I'll be all right. I'll look after the boy as well Thank you. I'll go right about here. Okey dokey Shoo noise All right, and that will be my turn honeymoon. All right, uh first trick. I'm gonna do my uh Archer shape Bing bong nice Yep, and that's gonna be right at the face Right at the face. I'm aiming for its other eye now. It's other eye. Okay Let's see, uh and then the dabbled Actually, let's see if you crit. No, but it's still a decent hit you fire at it And you can see that you've like bruised it real hard It's sizzling and you can see that it's blinking like a lot in pain Not like a proper blink because it's like it blinking like a Like how reptiles blinked like not blink, but like you know what I mean Yeah, uh, well, let's see if I can close the deal. Uh, I have three free uses of guiding bolt per day So i'm gonna do one of those uh right now as a bonus action Uh as my full action as your full action. Well, what was the other one? My bonus action. Oh really? Wow. Oh, yep. It's bog. Okay, then. Okay. Let's see if you're guiding bolt crits Uh, keep your gunning. I have fucking advantage Okay, thank goodness who had it Yeah, so this one as it's like blinking its eye like dazed a little bit This one does take out its other eye as it And you can see it like burns over and you can see the eye looks like charred like black Ness Yeah, honeyman's guiding bolt is very like blindingly you like white hot gold Yep, and it is going to be blinded its attacks will have be at disadvantage Nice. Yes, uh, the attack would give uh the next attack made advantage But you already have that because of fairy fire. So have fun Uh, honey, honey, honeyman's gonna stay put Uh, she sends the guiding bolt takes out its eye, uh and gives everyone who's looking a big thumbs up Awesome going to fucking stay put to bet would it be a full action to load the cannon then? Yes, it would be Okay, run could run to this one. Yeah, that one is loaded I could Or I could jump on top of the cannon to get a better Angle at you could you most certainly could And he's and she's going to spread her hands out and it's like, uh apologies If I get any cinders on your ship that captain and she's going to cast, um Burning hands nice So it's a dex 14. Okay. Show me burning hands and it's going to take the full damage And it just like you just Just this this blasting cone of fire And captain rack morn's like I don't care. I just want it away from her And uh, you burst the fire into it just like continuing that bright Singe that the guiding bolt just did well done Calamari order up Next is the crew, uh, which only consists of sharn the prone orc the elf and the halfling And theodore and or passed out there Sharn is going to get up and See yep, she's just going to come on down and she's going to take care of theodore patch him up a little bit Stabilize him all that stuff Rack morn is going to continue to swipe away at the kraken And Oh, he didn't roll well only one of his attacks hit this time He's able to chop off a few tentacles, but mostly just swinging wildly in anger Uh, the elf is going to Try and go over here to no, this elf is a spellcaster. It's going to cast a few more spells at the head They go a bit wide The gnome is going to take another shot another two shots at the head with their pistols They do hit very nice Okay, they're just laying into the head now and you can see the thing is like agonizing However, it's still up and the kraken is going to do something drastic. This tentacle is going to make a sweeping attack No, not on me And you were right in its arc So you're going to need to make a dexterity saving throw Fuck i'm not very good at those You and your four inch heels Okay, you're able to like as the the tentacle is winding back You see what's going to happen and it sweeps and you just kind of like leap and like vault over it And stumble a little bit falling on to the ship and kind of hitting your elbow you will take eight damage Okay And uh Where's my fucking hp so it knocks over pretty much every single cannon into the water Oh, no, it knocks off the railing it knocks off This crate of ammo and it also knocks down the crow's nest which falls I need to make a constitution save to see if I can keep fairy fire up because I took damage Yep. Oh, look at it go Didn't even break a sweat. Yeah, I feel like it's swept out and honeymoon like tottered a bit But she's she's so good in heels. So yeah, it's fine. So now it's over here with that sweep Bastard Are we worried about uh timber on that crow's nest? Uh, it is going. Yeah. No, you don't it's it's gonna fall like This direction and it just misses phasos and the halfling Gotcha, and you can see rack more like seeing this and he you can see that he is on the verge of tears This one is also going to make a sweeping attack and phasos you're gonna have to make a dexterity saving throw as well You're making a lot of those now So you are gonna take 16 damage Okay, and you are going to be knocked into the water My fucking god. Okay, right. Oh just like Right there. Okay next to the kraken Yeah And finally the kraken is going to make a few more bites just two more one at to beth You're able to dodge out of the way One at the orc Unfortunately, that's not able to dodge out of the way picks them up and swallows them Oh god, son of a fuck phasos You're in the water Okay, all the tentacles are off the boat mountain and punch the shit out of them. Well You you say that um Okay, I'm going to use um my uh as I kind of fall into the boat A phasos is going to reach out his hand as this uh, inky blackness Kind of sweeps out of it as a a tentacle of his own Appears um, and he's going to try to grab on to uh the The basically the face of this kraken and pull himself up with his uh grasping tentacles Showing grasping tentacles. What is uh, what does it do? I I try to okay. There you go. Yeah, there we go Uh, I it's a it's a it's basically a grapple check, but I am doing it from Down there and trying to grab up high so that I can climb my my own tentacle. Okay. Wow. Okay. Let's um See this thing is mighty strong, but it was yes, that's what I'm worried about Come on. We're ducks so It crit failed And you climb right on top of the kraken and like you Your tentacle like grips onto one of its like Spikes along its back and crushes it as you pull up and like rip the thing right off of its scales Nice You are now on the kraken Okay, uh, I will say yeah, you need to make a text say for fairy fire Oh, yeah, because I'm in his uh 16. Yeah, oh gosh, okay Dex save oopsie. You're also very fired. Okay. He has advantage against me. Oh, no Oh, no, all right. It's equality And with with that you when you grab onto it, you can see that this thing is tired. It's it's it's looking rough Okay Lotilla great. She does not need to jump overboard to try to get phasos. That's fine So she's gonna move into range and take some stabs Okay, show me the stabs with advantage. The 15 is not quite enough Okay, that's that's the first miss. Yep. So that's the first attack Okay, show me the damage. All right damage plus six plus six And I actually think I am gonna Action search and attack. All right action search. You have two more attacks. Yeah, all right both with advantage advantage What is with this? Yeah, I believe in you. Why are you gonna do it? Oh Come on. You're almost there. You just need to roll a 10. There we go. Yeah, let's see if you crit But 23 no, but it's 23. All right Show me the damage Damage. Okay. D6. What the hell? Okay. You take a couple of stabs Just like into it and poking it and you can see this thing is like Wailing wildly just back and forth phasos. You can barely hold on to it as it's like making its head Kind of wave back and forth and agony Honeymoon you're up honeymoon Um before she doesn't think she is going to shout across the boat in a bissel Go home And see if it does anything in a bitch Yep, you shout in a bissel And the kraken shouts back in a bissel. Oh Jesus christ. You are not worthy In quieter a bissel you can speak In common honeymoon mutters under breath. Oh, we'll fucking see about that. She's going to Full action disengage Uh go over just go fucking straight this way. Uh-huh And then she'll go ahead and bonus action her a starry Missile fucking thing show me the starry missile fucking thing. All right for that advantage. So one Two Yep, the 17 will hit show me the damage All right Yeah How do you kill it Oh, shit. So honeymoon. So this thing said you are not worthy Uh, that makes honeymoon that annoys her that makes her angry Uh, and so she Uh, you know sprints out of the reach of its tentacle in her in her fucking four inch heels Clacking across the wooden deck Uh, and she comes to a stop Uh Take some moment to just take a breath center herself kind of Move like puts a hand through her hair to straighten it And then she points her hand with uh With the glowing starry arrow forming at it and says I don't think you want to judge and she fires it off us right down its gob It goes right in and you can see that it like Closes its mouth And you can see it kind of puff up just ever so slightly as the light inside it kind of comes through its thick hide glowing ever so slightly and Faro's uh phasos, sorry You can see it underneath your feet as well And it Just like Bursts out of its mouth a big smoke as it sinks into the ocean Phasos Yeah, you Almost get pulled down with it But the tentacles kind of fall away and you are Able to get back on the ship as well. I thought it was gonna blow up for a second We were gonna get covered in guts. It'd be pretty funny. All right Well done. You've defeated the kraken Good job everybody Okay, well That's what's an adventure Yeah, honeymoon So I imagine the canton rack morn is like pretty visibly lamenting his ship, right? Yes, very much so after the kraken leaves He just looks At his at his ship And says nothing. He just scans his eyes over Honeymoon Oh, honey, missus. Oh, you're so polite darling. Thank you uh Honeymoon uh comes next to him kind of near the the the fucking bout bout balustrade. Yes Uh And she kind of lays a hand on it um It kind of looks down at it and she looks up at the captain And she says Why don't you see about getting us into that portal darling? I'll do what I can and she starts casting mending just all across the ship It's gonna take her a while, but she's gonna just putts around and fix things where she can You see that he Notices this And he kind of like has a sudden like reverberial gasp And you can see his eyes start to water a bit Oh, oh no, no, no, there's no need for tears darling. It's uh I don't even have to use a spell slot for it. He he just kind of like He smiles a little bit and wipes his eye. Oh, no, the captain don't cry. It's just um Salt the salts of the sea is ever so potent a little bit of ocean spray as it were from the cretin Oh, yes You get us taken care of with the portal. I'll see to your ship deal My honeymoon gives him a very a very sweet smile um Tibet turns after this, uh Yeah, honeymoon's just making her way around the ship Tibet's gonna turn to uh, phasos as he pulls himself aboard That was some mighty fine grappling out there Uh, say could you help me move this mass so that it's not precariously perched over the water? Yes And we're gonna slowly try to shove the mass so that we can get it back aboard for repairs later I do want to say as honeymoon moves past phasos, uh to you know, do her mending She does give him a very smug, you know, colon three smile and she says you're welcome for the very fire And she just walks past He does not respond. Of course If that is the case, I think but uh, what's going to try and help the ador realize she couldn't do a whole lot in this form And probably come help with the mast Just big uh, you can see uh, sharn appreciates the help regardless and uh, yeah, so So I will say you are able to mend like the odd splinter here and there But in order to fully repair the ship your guess may be a full it requires like a full on Work from like a full actual repair team to get it properly sailing again. You might as a patch job Yeah, you are able to get some of the railing back and mend some of the broken holes, but this uh ship is nigh totaled Yeah, mending is a can trip. There's only so much it's gonna do. Yeah It's a delightful spell, but and even if you did you need someone to lift the mast back in its place and You know, you need new material because some of it fell in the water All those cannons when when they get the the mast kind of back on the ship phasos is going to go around and check His instruments and see how they're doing they all seem to be good Except you don't have a pen anymore Shit You have you have your you have your parchment, but you don't have anything to write with At this point until I probably would revert back to normal size. Okay. Let me put you back on normal size The tiny moon is unstarified realizing That the ship is going to need a full repair Rack morn just um Kind of waves his hand over to you just kind of hold your his hand up at you That'll be all mislingly. I think we can only do so so much without a full repair team But as you say captain We did come here for a purpose. He looks over on the port side Looking at the portal and I don't mean to leave her behind Kind of looking down at a ship Sean kind of speaks up Captain are you sure it's going to be able to handle going through there and the captain speaks out? I'm not But i'm not about to let it sit here with that monsters Possibly still about i'm not taking any chances I'm not living her behind and he just kind of like puts his hand on the wheel. She's all I got left Okay, honey moon makes a mental note to uh talk about the fact that it is not actually something he has left Eric, how big is tibet? Uh, tibet is five eight. She's the smallest in our crew And that's still pretty tall. Yeah. Yeah She is however going to be kind of grasped and moved away from the edge Oh, well, I mean at this point she she would probably be closer to right here Uh after moving the mast let's just looking at the captain as he's Apparently directing us into this Hole in the ocean. Yeah, right right best not to be close to the edge for that Last phasos does some last checks on instruments and is prepared even though he has no pen He finds the closest thing to a pen. Yeah, you find some straight chalk on board Sorry, no honeymoon Snickers Adam for having to use instruments If you can Fit underneath it might be a good idea to do so I don't think you can fit phasos That was not directed at you Fair enough Uh, yeah, probably probably best. I shouldn't be out here ocean spray all that water fire not good. Anyways, thank you. Goodbye Honey honeymoon is well, there's no crack and she can see to be worried about So she's gonna come get a good seat all right Rack morn just calls out to what few crew members are left to lower the sails And whoever is able to help out lowers them as best they can with what few Support sails that they have and directs the ship into the portal it starts to shake and shift And sharn speaks out captain the ship can't take it and the captain speaks out. She can take it The ship starts to Bob and weave and swirl into the portal as it feels as though the maelstrom gets larger and larger swallowing it up And you guys are blinded by a bright shining light yeah Latila's gonna coil around these two Honeymoon has her has her nail her claws just digging into the wood on a balustrade and you are blinded by this light and unconsciousness takes you until you feel the dry roughness of sand underneath your body as you all come to you awaken on a beach You wake up all of you kind of in tandem feels as though you had a very very daunting night last night whatever it was And you can see bits of debris and wood washed all up on shore as well as rocks and Kind of pieces of driftwood as well You stare out into the ocean and it's an endless horizon of blueness The sky looks to be a sky of course with full of clouds and such but It feels unfamiliar to you And as you look behind you inland you can see a very peculiar sight of volcano with smoked stacks of a honey yellow Oh, fuck. Yes And I think that's a good place to end today's session Ladies and gentlemen, we got him We got him No, well, I guess I can't ask that guy about his shit