 Kansas City. Let's figure out what is next in your world. For example, what would happen if your AV had an issue? What I wanna do is I wanna talk about how AV is an unsolved issue in this world. I think it is in fact something that we haven't yet mastered, especially us in DevOps. And I would really like to see it get some money from the DOD as a grand challenge or anything else like that. I think it's very important to be able to sync your laptop to your projector because you'll find that once you've done that, you should be able to get like an awesome set of slides that I have never seen before, but I'm looking forward to them. This was my time when we were visiting Kansas City and it was a little dark out. I just wanna show you that I have actually, had the opportunity to see a little bit of your fair land. It's a little hard to see, but if you can, I spent a lot of time feeling random ride stock to get a sense of what was going on. But it's okay because I'm certain that once the in, no signal out, the 720p60 thing is over. This is actually the speed at which we're going and I'm attempting to cop top. Now, do I keep on going for longer than five minutes? Is it just sad? I tell you what, do you want me to hold the laptop up and just like show it? I don't know, maybe someone can just yell out an idea and they can just, you can rant on that for a second. Do you want me to roof? Oh yeah, let's see if you can do this. Okay, so what I wanna do is I wanna talk about why DevOps is like raising kids. I have a 10 year old, his name is Elijah, he's a phenomenal child, but I would like to talk a little bit about why I think it can be tricky to do either or both of them. I'm gonna riff on this, I thought of this like 10 seconds ago, so let's see where we go with this. So one of the things I think is reasonable to hear about is that the workload when it comes to kids is fairly unpredictable. Anybody can walk in your office and give you anything just like your kid can say, oh dad, did I mention I need 200 cupcakes by tomorrow? For the thing, and this really does happen. Oh, I feel it's coming, it's coming. If you truly believe, come on, it's like Tinkerbell, if you truly believe we can get something on the screen. And it's not. Anyway, so let's go back to this analogy that I just made up. This is, watch out for the grid bugs, that's all I suggest. Okay, does anybody know where that reference is from? Yes, thank you very much. Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. I was born ready. I'm starting over. Hello, my name is David Blanketlem and I've never seen these slides before, but I'm certainly willing to talk about them. Now you might wonder, what's next? I've seen this slide before. That is the only hint I've got. I don't actually know what's next and I think we're about to find out and we can go back to the kids thing later. We might actually do it during this talk, for all I know. Okay, so here is a picture of my very first server and that's where that connects us. So I had this server, its name was Freddie and Freddie was a Sun Microsystems actually tower that looked a lot like this and I miss it. I miss it so, it was back in the day because Freddie was talked to this cloud. This cloud is called the internet. I think it's gonna be really big because there are clients that will want to use it eventually, I think. And so once you hook it up, using actually a connected look a lot like that, you get a really big piece of weather. Now this is actually not weather, it is actually a cotton ball and so the thing that you need to understand about this is that the internet is one big cotton ball. It's a big fluffy thing, it has ears and it's really one big cotton ball that the people that care about this is DevOps or the DevOps really like this, sorry, the accent's bad, but it actually splits into two things and the nice thing is that DevOps is this little piece in the middle of the VO where unicorns live and frolic, like happy bunnies through a meadow. If you were just to be a unicorn like this, especially a rainbow unicorn because love is magic and brotherhood is magic and all this other stuff, I'm not really a bromie, but it could be. And more weather, I just want you to, let's go back to the weather, somehow in Kansas City one of the things you're really interested in is the opportunity to think about precipitation. So if in fact, it does in fact snow or rain in your internet, DevOps can help you with that and that's really what we're gonna talk about. This of course is what happens when you don't listen to the DevOps. So this is a time when I was actually just minding my own business doing my DevOps and there was some protos. And the thing to realize about protos is that protos is highly sensitive to changes in weather, especially weather associated with the cloud, right? I'm gonna pull this all together, really I am. In just no time at all. So once you've configured your Apple, you can move on to a much more complex infrastructure. Now this is an infrastructure where somehow walls can catch on fire. I have no idea how pieces of brick catch on fire, but let's just assume that someday you have that, which is what you really want in your data center. And here they are, here are my kids. They are the ones who helped me put out the fires and they're gonna burst in the song any moment. And so what I'm gonna try to do is try to just, let's just listen carefully to them. Slack, just slack, slack some more, slack. Sometimes you could just slack, slack. Wouldn't be great if I'll talk to like this. Okay, so somebody's really get fruit on the brain. So, okay, so that was just a talk about banana, because sometimes bananas are a lot like chat ops. And I don't know if you've actually done that, because if you hold the banana up to your head like this, you'll find that you should be able to communicate with this awesome strip, which is from hyperbole and me, if you've never seen this, but all the things. Slack all the things, banana all the things, internet all the things, and just really all the things. All the things, all the things, that was so very meta. This is what happens when you have holes in your wall that you can open and close, and then they let weather in. I'm gonna keep this all together. I really am, watch me, okay? So this is what happens when you have multicolored windows, and it will be awesome because the person that's there, this is, by the way, this is just a little, this is, I wanna thank our sponsors very much for their time here at this sort of stuff. We'll show you other pictures of our sponsors later. This is actually one of the people at the booth, and the thing that's awesome is eventually, if you do your job really well, you become serverless. What that means is you have fewer servers, and fewer servers until eventually it just fades. This is, in fact, a lovely webinar I recommend you watch. It's over very quickly, because there are no servers. This is what happens when you've had a really bad day, and you can't actually remember what you do for a living, and so you walk around attempting to plug your weather into your network. And I wanna tell you from personal experience that that doesn't work so hot, because when the steam whistle blows at five o'clock, and it's time to leave, and you're still sitting there going poke, poke, poke at the cloud with your little network cable, that's when you know it's really time to go home, he says. And this is you going home. Now, you might notice that only white men run fast, because really that's the way we portray things in tech. So the fast white men are there, and what the other pixelated people are doing, I don't know, and that seems to be either the end or the thing has broken again. So with that, I don't thank you very much.