 I guess it's about your little it's fine. No, it's fine. No, it's fine. Yeah, it's like you've ruined it no more. I don't even know if I want to talk about it anymore. So what? Yeah, I'm just I'm going to go away now. Star Wars, the Trek and forces. Wait, that's that's the what about who's who's losing more right now? Track or Doctor Who? I mean, like money or viewership or quality, I guess. Who in total? Oh, my view is by quality, God knows. I have to imagine Doctor Who in the UK. I think they've they've dropped well below four million viewers now. Is that like an old? Yeah, they that's what I heard, which is atrocious. You know, I mean, even people who are like, you know, super woke and progressive. I've heard them talking about it and they've been like, wow, Doctor Who's kind of shit now, isn't it? Like, yes, yes, it is. Oh, that happened. I wonder. I can change all of my settings for EFAP again when it's started up, all the things I changed are now back to not being the way I wanted them. Just use stream yards, man. It's easier to this discord OBS bullshit. Never works properly. You're not actually wrong about that. It is really fucking annoying. How do you find it reliable? I know the fandom men is mostly use it. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, it's like, you know, in terms of like ease of use, like, couldn't be couldn't be better. I've never had a crash on me or anything like that or slow down. So when that yeah, I just remember when when we did a stream and all you could see in the window was like the corner of the browser window. It's like, oh, I could make a pro BS like what the fuck is wrong with this? Well, at least that stream went well. It's all good. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I got I got I need like a little bit of a few minutes to fix this. So if you can just count talking about like Stonkrack or whatever. But we tried we tried to do that. And then you said, oh, let's do this live for your stream. Well, now we have to talk about this. Now we have to talk to you to fill air if the stream isn't live. Can I? Yeah, I guess we can talk about, I don't know. Y'all keep your phone in your front pocket or your bad pocket from pocket. Yeah, always in my left front pocket for some reason. It just feels natural that way. Mine's always in my right. Because I always keep like loose change and stuff in my right one. Guess because I'm right handed and I can reach through it. I don't know. Oh, about that. There we go. Rags, give us your insight into the great phone. Yeah, the back pocket. Yeah, go for it, Rags. Yeah, I normally keep mine in my back pocket. I don't know what that just just sort of do it. I worry that someone will sneak up behind you and rob you sometimes. And I will transition it to my front pocket. Every once in a while, but not normally. But so what kind of people do you find yourself around where you make that transfer? Oh, black people. We always knew that about you. Yeah, on a more serious note, though, about Star Trek, I'm not actually in any way connected to it. But maybe one day, maybe one day, me and Rags can go through the entire thing. How about that, Rags? You've been sitting there. How about that? Which ones? All of the ones. Just just watch TNG on the context of that video that they put out. I did. I actually didn't see that. It's all the biker that you need. But some crackers in there. I just I love wharf just stood there, like dressed in like Robin Hood clothes. Like, I am not a merry man. But yeah, I just I keep hearing bad things about Picard. I'm like, what am I going to hear good things about a modern version of a thing? You know, the point I raised in one of my videos was right. See with Picard now, in terms of what they've done with his character, you know, if you substitute his vineyard for like the shitty island that Luke lives on and, you know, his wine for like that green alien to e-milk, then he is basically Luke Skywalker from like the last Jedi. You know, he's he's a guy who used to be awesome. And now he's this kind of sad old man who has had something bad happen and then just kind of gave up on life. I thought it was really funny in the in the the RLM video where they show that clip where he's like, oh, I'm not an actor. Like, I couldn't possibly like the newest episode. He's like a pirate. Yeah, a Russian pirate. I was like, what the hell? Right. Yeah. That that was that was bizarre. It's almost like, you know, improv acting studio with Patrick Stewart and it's like, what's what crazy shenanigans is he going to do this week? You know, it's just a chance for him to just put himself into bizarre situations without any real like thought for character consistency or anything. They're they're bringing back more of the characters from what I've heard as well. Right. Like more of the classic ones from TNG to get these episodes going. What I think they do is they give them a little guest spot and they'll they'll come in for one episode and then conveniently piss off by the end, like 79. Yeah, which was a really weird choice because it's like, you know, Jerry Ryan is still hot as fuck, even though she's like 50. But she and Picard never actually met before. Like they've never been on the screen together. So like the idea of them having this reunion just seems totally meaningless. Almost weird, I guess, right? So you're like, oh, it's you. Yeah, it's like, like, like Ray Ray, like, yeah, let's talk about all these crazy adventures that we had off screen, you know. Do you think Ray ever like sneezes and accidentally force lightnings people to death or something like that all the time, surely? Yeah, no disagreement there. Wait, more as a Star Trek fan. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know anything about it. According to Star Wars facts, that Ray had a holographic tutor on Insider 8080 and that allowed her to learn how to pilot ships. Yeah, that's what I heard. I mean, that is some genius writing like that right there. So the funny thing is I saw that tweet thread, right? So that tweet went out from that account and then someone said, so first of all, apparently it's different comments for being removed and more than one person had linked my video and that got removed from the tweets like hidden by the user. And I was just like, yeah, it's fair enough. So what else said, if this is true, if she lit all of this from like that computer, getting tutorials and stuff, how come she said I don't know when she was asked how she did all of it? It's because we made this shit up after the fact. They made it up, they don't fucking know. There's a new thing, someone in the Discord was directing me to this video that was like the novelization of The Rise of Skywalker, I guess. Oh my God, imagine that's gone. It's from Kylo's POV when he first meets Palpatine and he says in the book explicitly that you could tell this frail clone body was unable to contain the power of Palpatine or something like that. So apparently, according to the novelization, he's absolutely a clone of Palpatine. Which just raises even more questions. Why should you clone him? Why make such a shitty clone? Oh, not even just that though, it's just why should I believe he's dead? He's just got another clone, surely. Because the idea apparently is that his spirit after getting exploded twice, floated down to his clone facility and jumped into one of the clones. And it's just like, why couldn't he just do this forever? It's like, nah, Rey vaporized him. It's like, did she vaporize his soul too? You can't just vaporize his soul. What about all the other clones that he probably has? Yeah, I was waiting for an army explosion. He's probably downloaded into one of those Snoke clones in a jar. It's like, oh, well, that'll do. Yeah. He's just going to sit chilling around in a bottle for the rest of his life. That's it. Waiting until someone else comes by in 100 years. Keeps him around in that jar. Apparently it's a dark empire that this happened. And I'm just like, some people were saying, like, it works. It works in the... Oh, I've got something messed up in my description. Thank you, Chatter. I will fix that in a moment. People are like, it worked in whatever other vision that they did clones of Palpatine. And I like... Expanded universe that Disney asked. Because they did not copy it without copying it. But I'm still fully in the camp that let him die. Just let him die. Let Palpatine die. Make a new villain. Do whatever you want. Fucking Palpatine clones. I don't... There's a lot of problems that come with this. Yeah. Well, when people can just be, you know, resurrected willy-nilly. Like you say, there's no reason to believe that anyone's really dead. Oh, and there's no reason to understand the nature of anyone. Trailer for episode 10. It'll begin with beta breathing. And be like, ah. No. I was just thinking about that Star Wars fact site. I'm sure these were the same people that put out a little infobike on ExoGo, where they're like, did you know that Sith loyalists indoctrinated the population of the planet to become servants? And they're the people who crude the 10,000 Star Destroyers. Like, what? Like, people live there. It's like a barren desert that's in permanent darkness. They collapse. You know, minerals from the minerals. I think my theory is on point. They're eating snow clones and generating shit tons of them. They all just chow down all kinds of different visions of stokes, no cereal, no soup, no condoms. But if they're from that planet, like, could you imagine what kind of horrifying form life would have to take to survive there? Like, it wouldn't look like a human. Well, maybe they would be like a cave fish or something, like some horrible albino slug thing that's Yeah, but I don't want to help it. There's a want to be no slug fish. I just want to be back to my sexy body. I think it's indicative of how far it's gone when in Red Light Media's review, they were contemplating that the emperor poofed all of that into existence with the force. Yeah. That was their explanation. That's the best they could come up with because of how ridiculous it is. Like, that's where we're at, folks. Yeah. Well, when you're getting to the point where, you know, there's no resource constraints as we understand them. There's no infrastructure for anything. Stuff just appears whenever it's needed. Like, OK, well, there's no stakes for anything then because you can just make anything happen if you need it to. Well, yeah, it's like Ben dies to save Ray at the end. But you'll be back, probably. Yeah, he'll be fine. Death is at the end as we understand. No, there's no if Adam Driver has his way. He's done with that shit. I was actually going to say the reason Kyla won't come back isn't because of the narratives because Adam Driver has better things to do. As if the narrative has literally been carried. No, it's not a problem. It's not a problem. We don't have rules or anything. It's fine. Don't worry about it. In fact, I'm glad it happened. And things could just happen. You know, we've talked about how that film is the worst thing ever and loads of people we previously disagreed with think it's the worst thing ever, too. And yet there are people out there who have made videos in defense of this movie. And that is how I'm segueing into in establishing. Welcome to EFAP 70 number six. We're making it. I actually checked. We're still on track for episode 100 being the two year anniversary of 77. I can't believe we made it. Oh, is it 77? Am I retarded 70 75? We made it three fourths of the way to a million. I don't think that's how that works, but I'm going to agree with it now because I didn't take math, math, egg and bison tenial episode of EFAP. We're octogenarians now. Did you know the mathematics in Welsh is math, math, egg, math, math, egg. Yeah. Because they use eggs to count. You know, so it's just became a shorthand of. I think it's the easiest way to look at it, right? You just go so one egg plus another one egg equals, you know. Simple. But do you know that some animals can count? Some animals can count. I mean, some potatoes can. Um, I think I saw a video of like a swan counting its children, I think. And someone was like, can swans count? And it's almost like, I think they can. They're going to take over. That's just the first step. Counting its children. Really? It's like, they were born with. Yeah, if swans figure out how to fly, we are boned. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. By the way, swans are nasty assholes. Yeah. You know, you're in trouble. Like a lot of that thread. We're talking about that. Like, I think there's a subreddit for it, too. It was just like they're just assholes. They get really angry ones. Swans are both dicks. Yeah, they are because there was this, uh, like baby one that was stuck in some kind of fence and a guy was trying to get it out. Unlike the parent was just like, bruh, I started to attack him. He was just like, hey, I got. Geez, like trying to chill. They just try to eat my child as a delicious, tiny snack. It is new, nutritious and good for you. I know, calm down. And then they'll bite you and they'll get up all in your business. And they'll decide that wherever you are is where they want to be. And it's really, they are just asshole creatures. You know, you ever see that picture of a guy who was his dog was getting attacked by a kangaroo and he comes in and just wallops around your face and it just looks at him like, try that again. You're going down, son. And I just wondered, like, would that be a similar situation with swans? Like you try and hit it and it's just going to like bounce off it. You suggest that we should watch a swan fight a kangaroo. I'd love it. Yeah. I think that's going to be someone needs to make that happen. He humanity. I was going to say, I mean, as well, just get out of the way, you know, introducing our guests. I'll start with our brand new guest, Mr. Tldr. I'm assuming that's how you like to go by unless you have one of them human names. Well, it's normally just Tldr. Tldr it is. It depends how lazy you are about announcing it. Fucking picture and everything. I guess I'll go with Tldr. There you go. Hello, that sounds like a Welsh word. Does it, though? Tldr, Tldr, Tldr. Mathematic. Mathematic. You got to do the Welsh accent. If you're going to say it, you're going to say. Mathematic. Mathematic. Yeah, we get it. All right. All right. OK. OK. You drink it. You could appreciate this. You've heard the Welsh accent, right? I'm trying to teach these people gradually. It's a really difficult accent to do for some reason, though. I don't know. It's very hard to do that way. No, no, you're not. The Welsh are, you're fine. The way the way they talk is fucking weird. There's no denying it. And then everyone gets to watch more, but more Gavin and Stacey who get a feel for the accent. Yeah, I'll do it. That's like one of our biggest exports, probably. Outside of Anthony Hopkins, Christian Bale. They keep us on the map. But yes, welcome to the first ever episode that you've you've been on. I hope you're going to have fun. You prepped for this by checking out some Star Wars. Let everyone know what you thought of the sequel trilogy. How do you enjoy the Star War? I wish I was dead. Hmm. Well, he loves it. It's like the standard reaction I see. Yeah, I suppose I should explain for the audience. I saw the rise of Skywalker for the first time on Thursday. And then in preparation for this, I watched the entire sequel trilogy today. And now I have no will to continue living. Do you feel like your brain is being raped by a man wearing a sandpaper condom? Oh, no. Well, I think that that would actually be pleasant by comparison. You know, just just a nice big black dick in each year wrapped in sandpaper. That would be preferable to watching the sequel trilogy. See, we spread our misery out over three years, you know, just watching each of these as it hit the theaters. And yeah, you've you've taken it all in one go. That's EFAB is just like a health group, you know, a support group of recovering from what Disney have done. Oh, my goodness. Just discuss our our traumas. Like, what did they do? They destroyed Luke. Yes. Yes. They destroyed Hyperdrive. Yes. They destroyed the force. Yes. Yes. Oh, sorry. So it's like they destroyed Jar Jar. It's like, oh, well, no, he's he's fine. He'll be fine. And now. Hooray. I don't know how long Jar Jar will last. I think I would actually rather watch a Star Wars story, Jar Jar than Rise of Sky. I woke up. I think it would actually be better. I mean, I'd find it funny as hell if I did it. I'm actually kind of Jar Jar story. I mean, would you? Yeah. It would just be the official backstory for him where he goes and becomes a children's entertainer and dies of depression. You remember the popularity of that that idea that he was Snoke, right? And they were trying their best to justify it. It's like, I actually, like, unironically think if they had gone with that, it would have been a better written story than what we got. Jar Jar was Snoke. And I would have described them as like so bold to do something like that. Like, that truly that really would have severed my expectations. If they really were super fucking hard to make it work, I've just been like, whoa. You don't have to work hard if you subvert expectations. Oh, yeah, that's true. It all just sort of turns off at that point. You know, skill. But what can you do, I guess? This is the world we're in. Stop complaining, everyone. Just eat your slop. It's just a movie about space wizards for children. It's true. What even like has been coming out recently? We're still waiting for the year to pick up on me. I'm in movies, but yeah. There's kind of fuck all to review at the moment. And it's starting to get really weird. Like, I feel like I should review Parasite. I just can't get around to it like. Why do you hate Asians? I hate subtitles. Oh, no, I don't really. Oh, it's going to be an interesting conversation. But I think it's not the ideal viewing experience. But, you know, it's enough to get by with if it's a good movie. Yes, ideally, it's best to just know all languages. Yeah, if we can just sort that out. Get around to that at some point might be right. Is that universal translator? One day, one day. Yeah, I suppose no reason not to get started if unless anybody else wants to talk about anything in particular, because I have now done setting everything up. Talked about the card. We talked about we did. Do we really have to talk about Rise of Skywalker? Can't we talk about just anything else? We can. Like the state of municipal storm drains or something. Go for it. I want to hear you take on municipal storm drains. Well, my opinion is on municipal storm drains. They were pretty good initially, because obviously a lot of the sewer system in the UK came from sort of the 1900s after the Industrial Revolution allowed for large scale brick manufacturing. And of course, the way that the storm drains and well, the entire drainage system at the time was constructed. It was arranged around a projected population. And we have now far exceeded that projected population, which means in the next few decades, there's either going to have to be a lot of work done at taxpayer expense underneath very heavily developed, residential and business areas. Or we're going to start seeing a lot more backups and drain problems. May even start contaminating drinking water. I'm pretty concerned about that. What would you say the the heyday of municipal storm drains was? You know, if you had to pick a decade where they were really nailing it. Oh, probably 1910. I think maybe 1920. So they're well past their peak then. Absolutely. It goes to show how long they've lasted, though, right? At least there's like some steady workmanship. It's like the what is it, the 1911, the gun that's been in like service for the longest time out of all guns, I think. Braggs, you know. Yeah, thank God we can talk about something else. I found this topic really grating. Hey. Funnily enough, the first video on the docket is actually it is about stalls, but it's also like I'm afraid Braggs and I have seen this one already because it's kind of infuriating. But it's from Wisecrack and they are going to argue why we should be nice to the Star Wars sequel trilogy. And their argument is going to surprise. All right, it will surprise. It's going to be fun stuff. So I'm going to give you all the link in a moment once Watch Together behaves. All right, there you go. Teal dear, have you used Watch Together before? Do you know if it works? It sounds like something I've used. I assume you go in there and you can watch things at the same time as other people. Yeah, we share the pause button. We don't share the volume. You can set yours to whatever you want. So obviously you pause it, pause for all of us, that sort of thing. Very useful. The show is not sponsored by Watch Together, though we would accept their patronage because they're wonderful. The show is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. They also hate Star Wars. Braggs, we will be the last people on this earth that are not sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends if we have to be. OK, that's going to happen. The revolution begins here. It's infecting every YouTuber I watch. It's like eventually they're just like, well, Quinta did it recently. And I think like he was posting on Twitter about those people being like, you sold out to Raid Shadow Legends. He's like, what? It's hilarious because like it's just the people. I think it's it's it's associated now as a thing that you shouldn't shill for, I guess, because it's shilled for so much. Yeah, the only one I've been offered recently that I actually quite liked was World of Warships. And I was like, man, I actually like the idea of my own battleship. Quite good. I'm going to see if there's anyone play Raid Shadow Legends like in On the Planet, I mean, wait, it's a game I've heard. Anyone in chat? Do you play it? Is it a lie? Does no one play it? Is it just actually a thing? Is it just Russian bots? Is that it? It's bad. I'm way. I wanted Jay to review it. He said he would. Nope. No, no. Apparently, Jay has played it, though. No, I did. Oh, there is someone. So how much money did you end up having to use microtransactions to make it work? Huh, I mean, one of the ads are like, you can pay to skip like loads of the gameplay. It's like, oh, man, you can pay to fucking not play this video game. Oh, great. When you've been tricked into that circle, that's what you're in trouble. You need to reevaluate like why you even play games in the first place. Like, I don't know. I that's like, you know, if you go straight to the end cinematic go to theater by ticket for a movie. And then before you go into the actual theater, this guy says, you know, for an extra nine ninety nine, you don't have to watch this movie. And you're like, you know what? That sounds pretty good. If it's a Disney Star Wars movie, I would take that off. Yeah, that's money was spent. Hey, that's a I saw someone in in chat ask it. I'm going to I'm going to do a variation of the question. Let's say Star Wars Episode 10 was coming out and the trailer looked awful and that they brought back Vader, all this other stuff. And then Disney emailed you. And this this applies to the whole panel here to show for the movie. How much would they have to offer before you'd say yes? More than my channel is actually worth because I would lose like ninety eight percent of my subscribers. I think what do you reckon? I mean, it depends on what the show is, I guess. So they go in full throttle. You have to say, I love this movie. I've had an early screening. It's incredible. The writing is impeccable. They take this they respect the everything about Star Wars fully. They fix all the problems. They appreciate the fans. The acting is amazing. Every every element of filmmaking is amazing. What would it take for you to say that? I don't think I don't think any amount of money could, honestly. Yeah, I would just say no. I'd be like, nah, I'll be fine. You guys go ahead. It's like, no, I think my integrity is worth more than anything you do. One thing I will say is if they offered something like one point two billion, you can actually be like, depending on your contract, you can do it and then be like, right, I'm going to go and invest this in all kinds of like charities and to help the world in really significant ways if you get to that level of money. And I think what I would have to do is I would have to take the bullet and say, I want everything. I want full control of everything forever. So I could literally like all of your stock, everything. The entire company is my review. Yeah, because that way it could be like, right, that's it. Now I am shutting down your your Star Wars vision. You are not allowed to do anything ever again. Just that I would use it to destroy Disney. And everyone could hate me as much as it was. But at least after that, I could be like, look, guys, I'm so sorry. But it was in service of the greater good. Just. Yeah, I think that's why I would be like Thanos at the end of Infinity War. You just think, you know, Shaq somewhere, like, you know, I've done good. Yeah. Perfectly. It would be it's like, you know what I have to do here? You have to give me a thing. I'm going to rend your company down to the final atom. I sure as hell, except if they made me CEO of Disney afterwards, I'd be like, oh, we're going to make some changes. Lads, here we go. It's like every single remake of Disney classic movies would put them on hold. It was like, oh, no, I'd be like, but I heard them. I read some place that for this Mulan remake that they were taken like Shang's character, the love interest guy. They're splitting him into two different characters because they feel like Disney feels in the age of me, too. And having a female with a like a superior that's also a love interest just wouldn't be appropriate for these times. So they're just turning his character into two completely different characters now. Hurray. This this movie's just got wind written all over it. Like they finished filming it. Or is it being filmed now? Well, the trailers, I so I assume it's it's done filming. Because like this might go down as like it's something of a if it fucks up enough, it'll finally make Disney bleed in the remakes department because they're always bleeding all over the place with Star Wars. The MCU is on rocky ground, but the the Disney originals being remade seem to be like immune to losing money, but this one could be the one. Well, I mean, the original wasn't a big success, was it? Like that was one of their their few failures was Mulan. Was it? I mean, I don't I don't think it made like much money for them back in the day. So you basically got a live action remake of a movie that wasn't particularly popular to begin with. And now you're you're woken fine as well. So it doesn't really scream like success to me. You know, it could be another fun one going back to the shilling for the new Disney. Saying in your contract, I said, if anything else, I want you to make a remake of Song of the South and be completely true to the original, don't change anything. Don't change anything. No, that's slavery. See what would happen. So Mulan's budget was 90 million and it made 300 million. So, yeah, it's that's probably low for Disney standards, I guess. But I guess it still made a profit. It's just, yeah, it'll be interesting to see how it does. I don't know what to find out. Yeah, I need to I want to find out if Lady and the Tramp like lost some money or anything like that, because the reviews for that. Remember that that just sort of flew under the radar. It's just sort of disappeared. And it's kind of ridiculous that it's out. Like, yeah, but it it was not reviewed very well at all. And it looked terrible based on the trailer that I saw. But I think it's like a Disney Plus thing. So I'm not sure. Oh, yeah, I guess if it's Disney Plus, do they release like budget and, I don't know, anything really about I'm trying to find it now. And it's like, well, it used to be like direct to DVD sequels kind of thing. Yeah, I wonder if like all of that is actually not stuff we can find out. I'm really surprised they wouldn't have just tried to release that as a full thing. I guess they really want people to use Disney Plus. They'll release Lady and the Tramp to adventure. It's out in March 24th. I was not even out. Yeah, just under a month and that's coming out. See, we thought it was out. Release date November 12th, 2019. Oh, well, the one I've got says coming soon, March 25th, 2020. Maybe that's coming somewhere else. Lady and the Tramp. Yeah, yeah, in the US, it's November 12th. Yeah, maybe that that is. Oh, yeah, maybe it is the UK, I guess, released. OK, yeah, that's the 25th of March. That's that's when Disney Plus goes live in the UK, isn't it? Ah, that makes sense. Right. So yeah, so I guess it was limited by that. We've already been underwhelmed over here, but now you can look forward to it. Hooray. Let's watch it. I am excited. It'll be great. Yeah, I guess we can we can begin watching this wonderful video. Then it'll be so this is called Star Wars Anapology. Don't. I'm sorry, I feel like I have. I think that they have a lot to apologize for. I agree. Oh, yeah. Well, I like this video for this make sure it's working for everybody. This video is brought to you. All right. Did that show up for everyone? Yes, this is my favorite part. But this is also wisecrack edition sponsored by honey. I think we've we've we've watched. Is it two wisecrack videos over the course of EFAB? Is either one or two. They have some interesting ideas to put it that way. I think, right? We know one one. It was a Game of Thrones one, wasn't it? And something else was it? It was about the middle. The reason they don't like Game of Thrones is because people like the middle. That was the one with the the ad for the Walking Dead game that they play all the time. And if you get it, then you could play with your favorite YouTubers, which is us. Oh, that's right, Shadow Legends. Also, yeah, a drinker and one of these wisecrack videos, they argue that the reason people didn't like the ending of Game of Thrones is because people don't like it when things end. Like, yeah, that's totally it, guys. You got it. They spent a really long time on it. They talk about like the almost the history of like entertainment to a degree. They even go back to like coliseums and stuff. Their grasp of human psychology is firm. Well, I just like, is it possible that it's just really poorly written? It's like, you know. But yeah, they're going to explain to us why we need to apologize to Star Wars. You guys excited? Can't wait. I'm very excited. Let me actually turn on my AC and I'll be right back. Because it's getting hot. No problem. I'm going to get another drink actually before we start this. An alcoholism drink. Yeah, I've got the cracking out tonight. So you do it. I'm going to have to drink something. All right. I'll leave you alone. All right. I'm ready for ready. No, I had one before I came. I actually don't have any here. I have another drink. I don't have any beers. Should I have some? Well, if you're drinking, then I do. Are you like actually your character? Do you actually drink all the time? Probably more than I should. I like having you on. It gives me an excuse to drink. That sounds awful out of context, doesn't it? Then again, I'm pretty sure rags will give me an excuse to drink one beer. And I feel like I'm several pints of vodka behind him. You know, shit, man. Now, I figure with last time I was sick. Now I want to have an EFAP where I am lucid and focused, relatively healthy, where I can really devote myself to just the content we're going through without alcohol getting in the way. Very well. Even though I kind of want to. Oh my God, someone in chat said Iron Man 3 is worse than Captain Marvel. Ooh. That's a hot take. I don't know if I agree with that. Captain Marvel's one of the worst things right together that movie. But no, I don't like Iron Man 3. Anyway, let's kick on. This is going to be wonderful and exciting. Bye, honey. This video sponsored by Insect Bomb. Is there an intro? How could you say that? Hey, Wisecrack, Michael here, ready to appear into the darkest abyss of all. Arguments about Star Wars. The rise of Skywalker burst into theaters. And perhaps unsurprisingly, left public opinion more split than Darth Maul. Like the last Jedi before. See, he got split in half, guys. That's what that reference means. All you Star Wars fans. Why did you? Well, I just feel like most people would know how Darth Maul dies. What a strange edit. It's just like, Drek, we should play the clip. We're Darth Maul is cut in half in case they don't get it. Just in case they forget. I think tells you everything you need to know not about them, about their audience. Super nor we can't just say it. We have to show it because I don't think that they might have seen it. His visual matched the thing he said. That's such good editing. I mean, I've been fine with it. If they just didn't go the clip, they didn't need it. What do I know? For it, the rise of Skywalker seems to be a love it or hated kind of film. Does it? I don't think I've heard anyone say they love this film. There is one person I've seen say I love it. And it's actually one of the potential videos that we might respond to in future. Oh, my God. Well, if it's the second video on the playlist, then yeah, it's one we'll get to in the future. I mean, all videos we get to are going to be in the future, Mahler. What about ones we don't get to? No, all the videos that we're going to get to are going to be in the future. Well, I could be in the past. Why not? Because that's not how time works. Well, technically, they are all in the past because they will already exist. So the videos are actually in the past now. Yeah, you're at school videos that we're going to look at some point in the future that haven't been made yet. They're not yet in the past. So we agree. Everything is simultaneously in the past and future. Just all time is like time is like a river. A flower, a circle. The point was, I don't I don't think this is what we I would have an enemy of shit. T.L.J. was loved. Sure. And it was hated. Sure. Right. The Skywalker. I think that was just hated or people were apathetic. I don't think anybody loved it. Right. I think apathy was probably the main one. I don't I don't think people vehemently hate it. It was just more like, no, just shit. Well, way less people love the rise of Skywalker than love the last Jedi. Yeah, for sure. There are still some interesting people who think that the last Jedi is good and they love it. There's only like a month before we saw Rise of Skywalker that we checked out a brand new video talking about how good T.L.J. was. Like they just they'll be making those videos probably till the end of time. Rise of Skywalker people, though, they'll they'll peter out within the next month, probably. Well, unless one of these amazing videos, you know, it has all the reasons why it's true could happen. You know, or unless Star Wars just fucking apologizes for the crisis. Star Wars should be apologizing to an apology is George Lucas. We're going to pay you to apologize on our behalf. It's Jedi before it. The Rise of Skywalker seems to be a love it or hated kind of film. Regardless of which camp you fall into, though, there are probably some choices in the movie that irk you. Maybe it was the new narrative reveals or maybe it was the way the film handled or mishandled the choices of the previous installments. But what if all of these arguments miss the real point? Oh, my goodness. Only us at Wisecrack are smart enough to understand the real issues of the Rise of Skywalker will explain them to you. It's interesting because I feel like he's speaking to both camps right now. Like the the ones that think the film just doesn't make any sense. And the ones that think it contradicts TLJ. Like they're almost the two people he just referenced. And he's like, maybe you're both wrong. It's like you want to take on both of those camps at the same time. OK, you want to be the enlightened, alt centrist, fence sitter that everyone hates. I mean, he's saying that it's actually good. Oh, my. He's on the opposite side of the fence, shouting at us for being, you know, he's going to bring us over, though. We're going to get there. Man's making friends, not as a series of good and bad choices designed to make us eternally rage, but as part of a long storytelling tradition. That is to say, what if we view Star Wars as an epic and could dust it off and King Arthur as a storytelling tradition of producing shit? Hey, man, they've made it a tradition. If we view it as an epic. Well, the first question we all have is like to find epic, please. Well, wasn't that a movie? What, epic? Is that a movie? Yeah, wasn't that like a fairy movie or something? Epic, not a movie about gay people like with like they wrote on like owls and stuff. Fairy movie, like, I don't know. Epic movie, epic movie. Oh, epic movie I've heard of. Yeah, but not the one from 2007. Is which one you tell them about? What is is it the one from 2013? Yes, from 2013. Remember that? I remember like of it. I was called epic movie. Yeah, it was no, no, no, it was called epic. Oh, in low and lower case. Oh, here, here, here. Let me let me paste it right there. You remember this? Yeah, I'm hummingbirds. They were like little elf people. Oh, I didn't even know this existed. Yeah, remember it and don't remember it. Epic. What does it say? A teenager finds herself transported to a deep forest setting where a battle between the forces of good and the forces of evil is taking place. Oh, my God, Jay is in this movie. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. Jay's going to fuck you up, dude. I'm sorry. Just fucking. Oh, OK. Oh, my goodness. Epic. Jay, Jay, Jay seems on board, actually. It does. At least you at least your colleagues in C.J. So that's my mind. All right, I just I just wanted to rip. I just I don't know if I was it's one of those movies that I almost think is like a figment of my imagination. I was like, did this actually happen? Yeah. Was this a film? Am I just combining like four other movies in my head? It called it epic. You should know better than to use the word epic when being being responded to by EFAP, you know. Brink of you there for that, right? Yes, lestily epic for you. Celestial. Oh, my. Anyway, yes. Just to say, what if we view Star Wars as in epic and could dusting off some King Arthur manuscripts help us finally come to terms with the sequel trilogy as a whole? Let's find out in this while the kid is King Arthur, hold the key to why Star Wars isn't actually King Arthur's going to pay you today. King Arthur, please do. Y'all lost the sex. Please do. I have read the Mabinogi on a few times. Now, please, please link this to that. I feel like this will be a thorough explanation of how King Arthur explained Star Wars. Good movie. Dost sucks, sir. How do you look, dude? Look how their faces kind of line up, though they don't. But look, it's so good on the rise of Skywalker and heads up. 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Is this Joe? He's a sticky boy. I'm going honey dot com slash Wisecrack. Do you remember what this video was about? Star Wars. Keep thinking about Joe and honey back to the show. That's like a sequel. Generally better. Sorry, he's come back to us. That's join honey dot com slash Wisecrack. Now back to the show. Well, the sequels were generally better received than the prequels. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Like, it's kind of hard to be definitive. But if like, if you guys to guess whether or not the prequels or the sequels were better received, which one would you put your money on? Prequels prequels based on merchandise sales, if nothing else. I mean, from memory, I know it's from the from like the perspective of a small child, a small little doggo. But, man, my imagination went wild with the prequels. I just I wanted the toys. I wanted the characters. I wanted to know what was up. I was like, oh, it's like a whole new Star Wars. And it's oh, man. In fact, a lot of people will tell you that the Phantom Menace was well received for a while. And Chris Stockman does that thing where he talks about how, like, everybody didn't realize everyone was I think he calls it Phantom Menacing. It's the process of being like you haven't come to terms with how bad a thing is yet or whatever. But if you compare, like, I would give you Force Awakens happily, even though at this point it's kind of diminished. But everyone knows TLJ was incredibly divisive. And then if I can rise a Skywalker, like, that just got shat on by everybody, like, critic wise. They don't like comparatively revenge of the Sith was quite I'm not going to say critically acclaimed, but enjoyed from my perspective anyway. I think the difference is like there really wasn't social media back then like we have now. So it's hard to know how that would have found the flames back then. I think it would have been a bit different how it would have been received, but yeah, I still think the prequels were better received over all than the sequel trilogy. Interesting. But you seem so sure of it. I wonder what the metric he's going by would be. I'm slash wisecrack. Now back to the show. Well, the sequels were generally better received than the prequels. Yeah, I'd be curious to read this article from Screen Rant. Oh, yeah, let's let's get a pause on that, actually. Now back to the show. Well, the sequels. So I linked it in the in the discord. I'm curious if they allow if Screen Rant allows comments. More and more sites stop allowing comments because they're calling out the bullshit all the time. It doesn't seem like they're citing their own article, unless it has like, you know, Screen Rant. Is that like part of wisecrack? Oh, maybe not. Sorry, I think I think I just saw the color and I was just the color scheme. Yeah, OK, but my second point was going to be it wouldn't even matter if it wasn't this, if the article doesn't actually cite anything metric, I guess, imperial, I should have said. Imperium. What am I looking for? Something that isn't someone thought this empirical. That was empirical. But yes, sorry, Screen Rant. That's they suck, don't they? Are they like the worst? Isn't that so? I think Jay's response. Yeah, I don't even like it's just some rag. Yeah, they just click big bullshit in there and they are. And we're in this this here. Star Wars The Last Jedi is the most divisive movie of the Star Wars saga, mostly because of its choices around certain characters and its writing in general, taking a step away from the script for a moment. It's again clear that this is on another level as a Star Wars film, not since the Empire Strikes Back has the saga been so visually stunning. The throne room action sequence. It's an inventive lightsaber fight with indelible imagery. Whoa, I had to look up indelible because no one knows what that fucking word means. It means not able to be forgotten or removed as in like weapons from people's hands in post. I stick with it. Oh, it's a this is this is a bad article based on this one paragraph. I'm calling it. Don't. So what are they? What are they appealing to then as a whole? Just that it's better if we want to look at their little bullet points, I guess, how Disney has caused the prequels reassessment. The Star Wars prequels still have too many problems. And they have Disney's Star Wars sequels are much better movies. And they show a screenshot from the throne scene where Ray is kicking three people with her one foot. It's not just that she also deflects their lightsabers because they kind of all go in at the same time. She parries the blow. So she is strong enough to withstand three guys twice for size, hitting her all at the same time, just with her own strength. And then she kicks them away. The problem is bad enough that they all aimed to the same spot. So the fact that she was able to hold them all there as well. It's like, wow. Well, that's just that's just what you do in melee combat. You actually aim for the other person's weapon. That's how you nail it. Even if the weapons on the floor need to go for that weapon, even if the weapon disappears, which is very common in the Star Wars universe, unfortunately, I just hope it doesn't happen to you at the worst times. That's that's why I guess really bad. But yeah, I think it's safe to conclude that the sequel trilogy has been received worse. And if you wanted to say that's because of social media, I wouldn't even necessarily disagree. I should be like, OK, but it's still the truth, right? Prequels feel like if I was an emperor, man, person, clone, whatever the fuck Snoke is, who knows? I would want my my elite guards to have like guns. I don't know. Makes sense. I feel like, you know, it's call me stupid. Not to bring up something slightly unrelated, but they do this in Star Trek Picard as well, where there's a character who's got a sword, not even a lightsaber that can deflect laser blasts or whatever, just an actual metal sword. And he's the guy they recruit because they need help. They need someone to fight for them. It's like, can it deflect phases? No, it's just a sword. Like, literally, if you tell it up to a phaser blast, it would just get vaporized along with you. Well, it's cool, though, right? Right. It just it looks cool visually and you get to slice people's heads off with it. So that's that's all that matters. There you go. Those were generally better received than the prequels. They've still attracted in a ray of criticisms. Fans and critics alike have been a lack of originality and apparent disrespect to what came before. Apparent. Apparent. It only seems that way. Guy, it's just that it's an overabundance of fan service and a lack of character development for friends both old and new. This ongoing discourse is manifesting. It's not so much the lack of development as in like subtracting all the development they did. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was funny because Rich Evans described Han Solo in The Force Awakens as he hadn't changed since the end of the OT. And I was like, you know, he's he's regressed. He's a new hope on Solo, but incompetent. Like they've undone his development because he's like kind of an asshole. He's kind of crotchety. He's also a smuggler again, with no connections to like, you know, fucking people outside of Chewie. And for some reason, he's not even good at his job. People outside of Chewie. I mean, you can't tell what the hell you want. So they're married to part of Chewie to do that. Spends a lot of time inside of Chewie, but that's another matter. Yeah, like I was they regressed him. They gave him counter development, if you want to call it that. And then Luke, they think, whoa, whoa. You want to go there? And then Leia is someone, I guess you could say, kind of stayed the same. I don't know. They just didn't do much with Leia. It's hard to tell. She's got no personality and she does nothing throughout any of the movies. Pretty much. She hugged Chewie once, maybe twice. Yeah, she talked to Hanna, but getting a new jacket. I mean, that was something that happened. Increasingly less impressive box office earnings for each installment of the series. With all that said, it'd be natural. That's insane. It is. It is. Because we could be looking at an alternate universe where, you know, episode nine got like, you know, three to four billion. There's no reason why I couldn't have. The domestic for Star Wars episode nine was only 509 million. I say only. So bad. That's like how much solo earned in total, didn't it? Does it cost like over 300 million? But yeah, from episode five, seven, seven, the Force Awakens, episode nine, the Rise of Skywalker. They basically just cut their earnings in half. And the biggest jump by far was between Force Awakens and TLGA. Yeah, you and that that opened big, didn't it? Because the expectation was there. Oh, yeah, I still remember when I went off a cliff after that. All of us were like, because after finishing the Force Awakens, there was such a like a hope for what was to come in terms of all this new stuff and it all just got executed immediately in the next film. We was like, oh, and then you sort of lose appreciation for those things. Anyway, the blurb for the last Jedi here. Rey develops her newly discovered abilities with a guidance of Luke Skywalker. Like, no, she doesn't know that's a fucking lie. There's that interview where they they ask Mark Hamill. What? What was it like training Rey in the new film? This is before the last Jedi came out and he was like, maybe I don't even trade it. You don't know. I was just like, oh, my God, because he doesn't. The warning signs were there. Mark was trying to warn us of this. Yeah, I think that if everyone had loved the last Jedi, he probably would have been saying more. But it was it was so much shit getting slung in it anyway. He was probably like, OK, all right, it looks like people understand. I'm going to bow out. It's interesting, interesting to read the rest of the blurb here. It's like she gets trained under the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Yep, that's what passes for character development. Like she's too strong and too awesome for Luke to handle. Do you remember? I just love the point that he's like, I wasn't scared enough there, but but I am now or something like that. It's like, what do you mean? You tried to kill him in his sleep. It's like you're pretty afraid of his power. You remember that shit? I can choke and mess this up. Hope it's so funny if he immediately tried to kill Rey after that training sequence. He was like, you're the next Kylo Red brah. Not again, Luke. It didn't work last time. She becomes dark from that. We're like, oh, I can commit, Luke. What is? Sorry, I didn't realize that all of it was stupid. Meanwhile, the resistance prepares for battle with the first order. Like, no, they don't. They're running away the whole time. No, that's they're just preparing for battle. Oh, OK. You know, it starts off with the battle. They're preparing for the battle of Crete. That's what the whole movie is doing. Yeah, it makes total sense. Less impressive box office earnings for each installment of the series. With all that said, it'd be natural to have a somewhat pessimistic view for the future of the Star Wars franchise with a warring fan base of burned out audience and sketchy corporate overlords. Is Star Wars doomed? We're going to go ahead and say nah, and not just because we're reckless optimists. That's because the so-called problems that have and likely will continue to plague Star Wars aren't new at all. It could even be argued that our biggest complaints about Star Wars aren't flaws. In fact, they're firmly established aspects of epic storytelling. By epic, we not only mean the. How do you even justify this? It's like the floors are good. They're in that's that's just how it works. You're like, what are you? Because I'm saying this, he hasn't made his argument yet, but I'm just like, oh, man, this is going to be tough. It's going to be a tough one. This isn't going to be another one of those other stories have flaws. Therefore, these flaws are fine idiots. Is it? I'm just I don't know if he's gonna be like, you know, in these in these epics, there was lots of plot holes and character contradictions, so it's OK that everyone. Yeah, there there there were, like, especially in the. So there are things that make no sense, and people do just go to some weird places sometimes. So those are these classic stories like these epic tales, like is it not just a result of them the way they were recorded? Like they were they were quite often memorized verbatim. And then, yeah, yeah, a lot, yeah, storytellers, and they would put their own embellishments on it. And what you end up with is a completely, you know, hodgepodge of, like, different variations from from each storyteller. But that's that's not what movies are. Yeah, like that's that's why there's so many not only variations of the stories, but why so many of the epic tales of old are actually very, very similar. There's something it was actually written by I want to say it was young, but there are a few other people who have sort of expanded upon this idea. And the idea is that when stories get transmitted through generations, although they change, certain key beats stay the same. And so what you end up with is basically a story that has a sort of universality to it across time. So whereas all the little details may change and some of them may update sort of the core parts, like sort of core story arcs for characters and whatnot stays the same. And this speaks to a sort of human universal way of understanding things. Like if you were teleported to an alien universe and you retold the story of Star Wars original trilogy, you'd probably change a bunch of details. And then a kid that listened to you grew up and did the exact same thing in a different alien universe. It would keep changing, but most of the significant parts would probably be the same. Yeah, it would still be, you know, the downtrodden, shitty, stupid farm boy realizes he has a destiny. He grows up, he confronts his destiny, and then he becomes a hero. But you can change everything else about that, but those core elements will remain the same because they speak to people everywhere of all times. Yeah, I think it's a, to some extent as well, there's a process of elimination there. Like if you do certain things with the character, then you start to remove the audience's appreciation for that character and you reduce their likability. Like if your character, instead of being a downtrodden farm boy or whatever it might be, starts off as like an all powerful king, people aren't gonna empathize with that person because they're already at the top of the heap. You know, all these things they have to do in order to build up your investment in the story and the characters, it is that kind of process of elimination. That's why you end up with that hero's journey because it's kind of the slickest way to get that emotional response out of your viewer. Also, Jay said, I come soy. And is he trying to say that's what this person is? Cause Jay, that's mean, okay? Very, very mean. I wanted to make sure I highlighted how he's possibly the worst of the EFAT people in terms of insult throwing. Do you agree, Rags? Cause I think so. He's not very, it's not very good. Not very nice. Not very good, not very good. Long narrative poems like Beowulf on the Odyssey, but the other non-poem stories that resemble them have a knack for being retold over and over again. First, let's get the similarities between the Skywalker saga and historical epics out of the way. Star Wars has captured our collective attention for more than 40 years. And there's every reason to assume that it will continue to be passed down from generation to generation, much like the tales of- Um, but- Is this going anywhere? But the OT was, let's just say for the sake of argument, given to my parents in the theater. And then when I came of the right age, I saw those very same films with minor remastering differences, assuming I didn't see the originals. And then if my kid grew up to the right age, I could then show them the DVD or Blu-ray of A New Hope. That isn't the same as like spanning generations of stories being told, you know? Yeah, you get the same story because it's in a hard, fast state. Like it can't change from what it is. And if, I don't know if he's going this way, but if he was arguing that like the sequel trilogy is the original retold, I'd just be like, no, it's a sequel, but it's a really bad sequel. Look, it's not this, it's not the OT again. They came close to trying that, but Ryan Johnson wanted to go a different way. And then Rise of Skywalker, I don't even know what film you'd say it's copying outside of a couple of scenes. That plot line, man. Hold. The story and its characters are so thoroughly integrated into pop culture that everyone knows what Darth Vader sounds like when he breathes or what a lightsaber is, even if you've never seen a Star Wars movie. It's kind of like how even if you've never read Homer or Virgil, you know what an Achilles heel or Trojan horse is, but that's not the only way the Skywalker saga mirrors ancient epics. That's a very thin comparison. You could do that with loads of shit. Yeah, you know what something is, therefore it's the same as these other things. It's like, I'm trying to think of like something obscure. I guess he's trying to really say that, see lightsabers are like invaders breathing. They're like the phrases Trojan horse and Achilles heel. One's just had a head start by a few years. Just a few. Yeah, but the problem is he's comparing pop culture elements to things which, how do I want to phrase this? What's the term for a phrase that actually sort of has a bigger meaning? Something like barking up the wrong tree. There is a name for that kind of phrase. It's a metaphor. I think it might be idiom. Yeah, he's comparing something which is just like a motif basically to something which is there to transmit an idea. Like you say something is a Trojan horse. There's a whole bigger thing to something which you just recognize as like they're not comparable. Yeah, like a lightsaber versus like the equivalent of that would probably just be, I don't know, bow and arrow from something like the oldest stories as opposed to a lesson or an identifiable aspect through a selection of words that just came from that thing. It's a strange comparison, but even with that, that's a very thin connection. You have to weigh better than that. Yeah, it's also you're comparing something which is basically stories which are told to people again because there's a degree of universality to it and they have, the point of telling them is to make people learn something. Like the point of the story of the Trojan horse is that things may not be what they appear and sometimes what seems like it can be a good thing is actually a bad thing. Because obviously the horse, it was a gift. It was like, oh, we're gonna have peace and here is this amazing sculpture and it was full of people that killed everyone when they got out. So there's a big lesson there as opposed to a lightsaber. It's like, okay, wing, wing of Trojan horse. There are some people out there there are some people who are out there that might not even know anything about Trojan horse beyond like it's virus comparison. Yeah, they don't know it's, they don't know that it's from the Odyssey. Yeah, they don't know the Odyssey, but they know the meaning. They might even be able to tell you what it means as a result of reading that story but have no idea that story exists. The Iliad, sorry, not the Odyssey, the Iliad, but they don't know that it's about the Trojan war and they don't know anything about it. And comparatively, if you ask someone and they do know what a lightsaber is, chances are they know what Star Wars is and that it comes from that. Comparatively, Achilles heel, what story is that from? Most people will be like the one with Achilles. They'll probably say Troy. They'll probably say Troy and then they'll be referencing the movie. If they reference anything at all, they might be like, I don't know, it just means a weakness, right? Well, even if it was from Troy, I mean, that's still sort of, that's the story. It borrows classic epic storytelling techniques as well. And I guess before we go forward, I'm wondering what aspect of the sequels is going to transcend time and- Actually, you know what, there is one. I've just thought of one. A more accurate comparison would be to say comparing the Trojan horse to the hold-o maneuver. You say hold-o maneuver, people would be like, ah, suicidal run at something, one in a million chance to go through it. That would be a better similarity. It's fucking retarded, but that, it would be more similar. I actually think the other way that could actually end up being remembered is the same way as jumping the shark is. The is like, oh, they did a hold-o maneuver in this show. You're like, what do you mean? So they fucked it all up. Yeah, it's something really, really bad. But that would carry the same sort of weight because it's, you say this one thing and you think of a big scenario and what you learned from it. Guy Walker Saga mirrors ancient epics. It borrows classic epic storytelling techniques as well. To understand how, let's look to scholars Barbara Graziosi and Johannes Halbold and their analysis of Homer's work. As you may know, Homer was the author long attributed to ancient Greek stories such as- Before we go down this rabbit hole, remember, this is why Star Wars is actually good. And why we should apologize. This is where we have to go. We have to go to Greek philosophers to explain why Star Wars is actually good. It's like, do you know how things you don't have to do this with? Good things. You just enjoy them. You have to, the rationalization doesn't get this bizarre. But all right, let's see where he goes. There's the Odyssey and the Iliad. We once thought that Homer was a single person, a one man story machine churning out culture defining works. But now scholars mostly believe that Homer was in fact a pseudonym for a group of storytellers who built upon, strengthened, and further developed each other's work. Graziosi and Halbold developed a theory of resonance to describe the way these disparate storytellers worked together. They argue that in order to maintain a consistent world and a single authorial voice, the various storytellers employed specific narrative features in each new tale. These techniques included starting a story mid-scene or repeating specific phrases like high-hearted men and swift-footed Achilles or using precise formulas to introduce characters or speeches. Even the precise way a hero undressed was ritualized and repeated from story to story. The use of resonance told the audience that this story. So like, I'm wondering how much of this because we're looking at a, when we look at a story like the Iliad and when we look at combinations of stories that we've had for a long, long time, we have the benefit. It's kind of like how people say how music from like the 80s and stuff was way better than today. We have the filter of time to sort of screen out a lot of the really shitty stupid ideas and a lot of the bad stuff about those old stories. So we only get a lot of the good stuff. And I'm wondering if at the time, how many of these authors and writers who knew about these stories pulled Ryan Johnson and completely destroyed characters in the narrative and they rewrote things and did all this stuff. And people didn't like it. So it never got passed forwards and on and on and on and all that old terrible shit got passed that just got screened off and skimmed away from the story. Like I think the sequel trilogy will be eventually sort of done to a lesser degree, but it'll just be, you know, the prequels, the original trilogy, some of the other stuff surrounding Star Wars. That'll be the stuff that people remember and refer to. I mean, because when people talk about, you know, the glory of Star Wars, they ain't talking about the rise of Skywalker. No, no one is. I think, you know, I guess the point he's making here is like, when you pass it through that kind of filter of multiple authors and being retold multiple times and stuff, what you end up with is a kind of classic story with the universal elements that everyone can relate to and stuff. That is your classic epic story. And that's what you ended up with, with something like the original trilogy. It's a story that deals with universal themes and ideas, universal characters, and it tells it in that classic epic way, which is fine. But then how, you can't apply that then to the sequel trilogy, which doesn't have any of those elements. You don't have a hero that people can relate to. You don't have the ideas of family and connection and stuff in any meaningful way, except for the dry shoe on it in. You have these weird attempts at those ideas, but execution is so bad, you almost like forget that that was kind of what they were sort of trying to do. Is he gonna argue that like lightsabers and space battles and Jedi and Sith are the equivalents? Like you see them throughout, they're the resonance. I'd be like, wow, that's superficial, isn't it? I think as well, you can't escape how the sequel trilogy was made. The fact that you've got completely disconnected storytelling from different minds and different goals and objectives. And so what you end up with is three movies that feature the same characters that tell completely different stories. So it doesn't even function in the same way that the original trilogy did. I guess we'll have to see. I wonder if... Go ahead. I was just gonna say how he develops this because I'm not 100% sure where he's going yet. Got the first half of the argument, I think. Establishing resonance with these old stories and how that matters to Star Wars right now. We've got, I mean, we're all relatively young people and you think about us doing this for decades potentially, you think 20 years down the road, it is a very real possibility that we are gonna be looking back at Star Wars. And I just, I'm so curious what the fate of it will be in the future like. I mean, what will we remember? What will we forget? Will these things be treated like the new holiday special? You need to appreciate that image. I love the smiley thing. Oh my goodness. The little dick drawing. Well, Jay just said we've already forgotten the solo. And it's just funny that this meme that soloed Rogue One won't even be here as well. Yeah, solo, every time someone mentions solo, I'm like, oh fuck, yeah, that happened. Yeah, the thing is I kind of forget about Rogue One as well. I'm just like, yeah, it killed a couple of hours. It was a movie. Like I never have any strong opinions about it one way or the other. Yeah, the main movies really do dominate the discussion. Especially these last two, they've just been wild. Yeah. Bori was part of the Homeric tradition and connected to past and future Homeric stories. At the same time, it implicitly promised the audience a specific experience. Like the Odyssey, Star Wars is a saga held by various authors, namely George Lucas, George Lucas, but worse. I don't like Sam. JJ Abrams and Ryan Johnson. And like the Odyssey, Star Wars used resonance to remain coherent. This is instantly apparent the moment a Star Wars film begins. And the bright yellow text roll. Really? Yeah. Come hear it. This just seems like, I don't know why you need two people to come up with this idea that everyone's like, well, yeah. This shit takes place in the same universe. There's going to be a lot like this resonance stuff. Even if you go back to the Iliad and stuff like that, it's like, yeah, you can't all of a sudden introduce completely new otherworldly things to it. That don't make any sense. Like if things, it's almost like resonance is just the concept of, yeah, things are, storytelling is going to be consistent with itself to some degree. Some stuff you saw you might see again. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. What do you think is resonant with Toy Story and Rise of Skywalker? There's probably some stuff you could actually pick out. Look, you know, like in a stupid video essay, you'd be like, the character protagonist enters into a, like really vague terms and you compare two scenes. It's like one for one. You're like, oh my God. You know, taken to the crazy degree, you get that Snowpiercer, Willy Wonka video where they actually like nailed it. I just mean the drawing resonance between two movies, one of which is a sequel to the other. I'm just like, this won't be hard. It's going to be shit tons of things you can work with. Like why is this a point? Also, I love this drawing. Oh, no. Steel, dear. And Joe, help me. Joe. Man, that came up first. Oh my goodness. Poor Joe. Honey, Silo, 76. 76 silos. We have massive silos where we keep on. I had 75 other ones. Joe just fell in, man. Damn. All right. Pulls inexplicably through space while the iconic score plays. Hey, but this isn't resonance. This is just, this is a stylistic element that I wouldn't say this is resonant because it's not actually part of the story. It's a means of presentation. So it seems weird these, including this in resonance. I don't know. Because resonance, he specifically said it was story beats. This isn't story beats. This is just how you present something. Yeah. I'm just like, do we even care about motivation for something like this? Like, you know why this stuff is here? It's like, because they want to appeal. Like this is all, it's like, oh my gosh, just like the originals. Oh, yeah. Yes. This is the Star Wars brand. Like don't change, because it's the brand of Star Wars. Oh my God. His videos are like his videos. Yeah. Well, this is kind of what I'm getting at. He's like seeing it as like, oh, look at, look at these beats that are repeated in this wonderful epic. And it's just like, they're there because it works on you. And it makes you say stuff like that. More examples of resonance are peppered throughout each film. These range from scene transitions to character archetypes like the tragic hero. And do okay. No, it was a very strange mentor. Resonance. All right. These archetypes can't be, you can't say that these are archetypes that Star Wars resonated through Star Wars. It's like, no, this is just stories. Yeah. God, these are story beats which exist across time because they are universally by all people everywhere. All cultures share stories with these character archetypes. These archetypes are not limited to Star Wars. Well, sharing wisdom and redeeming yourself. These are like very, you know, they're tied to the human experience in many ways. Like, it's not hard to figure out why these things work so well, is it? But like, it'd be like, oh, Star Wars. They're the ones that have got this resonating. It's like, what do you mean? Look at everything has this. Or the sage mentor to visual images that deliberately evoke earlier. Why do you think they did that? Yes. Because you're gonna make fucking videos like this. Did you guys know there's two suns in the last Jedi? Do you know any suns there were in The New Hope? Do you know? But you don't. Oh my god. This is just to be one of those like 50 things you missed about Rise of Skywalker. Films in the series. First Lucas and now his successors deliberately use these resonances to establish Star Wars as a modern epic plane out, right? You could say that they just like, ape what was done previously because they've got no fucking imagination and they're just relying on member berries to try and generate some kind of interest from the audience. Literally that. Even on my first watch through, when you force pushed Rey up to a magnifying glass to show her her fleet dying to tell her there's no hope, I was like, this is, you've just taken this scene from Return of the Jedi. This isn't even. Yeah. There's like, why do you even have a magnifying glass right there? There's such a gulf between using similar thematic elements and just blatantly copying what's already been done. There's no smart approach to that. There's no kind of clever undertones to any of it. It's just like, we can't think of anything else to do. We're just going to copy what we did before because that worked. I'm picturing Snoke scooting his old throne all the way up to the magnifying glass. He just does that thing where he grabs out on the sides and scoops his butt. Sort of wants some help. He's like, no, I can do this myself. Now it's fine. It's fine. It's good for me. Sure. You don't want a monitor built into your throne or something. No, no, I'll go over to the fucking telescope. And would you rather not have a high definition? No, I'm going to the looking. I'm old. The transports are supposed to be cloaked and he just sees them in his magnifying glass. Like, guys, there's some transports over there. They're like, oh my God. Guys, look out the window. Pesky, de-cloak and scan again. Yeah, I mean, they can't run it all the time. They have battery limits, you know. They could have 17 star destroyers, but they can't have a large battery. That's too much. Fucking stupid fella. Right before our eyes. In fact, Abrams relies heavily on residents in the Force Awakens. No shit. This is what I mean. Like, yeah, they are beating you up on the head with it, aren't they? They do not want you to forget. They will not allow you to forget. Remember Star Wars? Yes. Yes, I do. I think we all do. I don't. I kind of wish I didn't. And even more so in the rise of Skywalker, the Force Awakens. These scenes are the same. These scenes are the same. Yeah, one of them has had solo in it, and the other one does as well. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait, what are the other similarities? They talk to each other. There is acting in these scenes. In both scenes, there's acting. Rey is convincing Han to help them, and Luke is convincing Han to save Leia. It's the same thing. They're both on spaceships. Chewie is around in this room, both rooms. Finn is like C-3PO. I'm like, okay. Finn is just like C-3PO. Both Luke and Rey are orphans from a desert planet. You say this like we didn't realize. Yeah, what a crazy thing that they did that's kind of like the original. No, that's clever resonance. These were all things that the film got blasted for. I don't understand how you're highlighting them as like, this is really cool, interesting resonance. Because when he says the word resonance, it makes it sound better than they hit copy paste. Yeah, this isn't resonance. This is copied shit. Just because you're using a big word to describe it, that doesn't mean it's suddenly smart. You call your film star fights, and it's the same thing you're like, because resonance, shut up. I'm resonating. This is genius. You don't understand. They weren't Star Killer based or man-made planet destroyers, and both the Empire and the First Order are wannabe space fascists. Similarly, the rise of- What do you mean wannabe? Like, they actually all. I was gonna say, weren't they both very successful? That's a whole conversation. How successful the First Order? It's like, despite their immense power and influence, they managed to fucking up three times. But still get to blow up six planets? Of course. It's a really... Like, you have no idea what their competence level is. It just depends on whatever they need to do. Vader would be so disappointed if he was alive, and he was evil. He'd be like, First Order fucking suck. You need like, someone- You can't rule over the planet if you blow it up. You just think about it. How was Hux even in charge? What do you have to kill? Like, Hux is so young to be in charge, you know? We were talking about this before. Super competent. He's super good at his job. You've got a guy like General Pride, who seems a little bit better at what he does and a bit worse at what you've done. Like, why was he not just in charge to begin with? How is someone so young being promoted over him? Well, I remember reading in one of his wiki pages that his dad was a really respected First Order general, and I think that's what got him his position. And I saw that they made a mock-up image because his dad is Brendan Gleason in real life. And I was like, oh, man. I could really go for a Brendan Gleason him playing a character in the First Order who's super competent and threatening. And I was just thinking about how, like, what if Star Wars was good? What if Star Wars was good? So many things could be different. Yeah, like, what was, what was Snoke's justification for having Hux around? It's just like, well, he's a useful idiot. Why don't you just have a useful smart person? Yeah. Like, have a useful idiot as your personal assistant or something, not as the commander of all your military forces. That's just going to invite disaster. Alternatively, instead of a useful idiot, a useful genius. What did I say? Did you? Yeah, I said a useful smart piece. Oh. Mine was less eloquent, I will give you that. I'm glad we're on the same page. Yeah, it's, it's, uh... Our brains, no, our brains have resonance. Well, this is the thing, this thing I always want to highlight. Whenever someone says plot holes and making sense and logic doesn't matter. And it's like, well, what about when the film is clearly trying to explain things to you? Does it matter then? Should you just ignore any explanation? It's like, why have such an idiot on your team? Like, Ryan Johnson thought about that and he was like, right, I'm going to have Snoke say this to explain it. And it's like, but that doesn't explain it. That it's like, who cares? It's like, well, you do. You just gave us a... Cared enough to start that. He's like, you started it. Exactly. You thought it was worthy of a shitty explanation, but we just pointed out your explanation was really shitty. That just raises more questions. It's like when Hux is on the bridge of his, um, on the supremacy and they're chasing the rebel fleet. It's like, what is the point of all of this if we can't destroy three little ships? It's like, yeah, good fucking question. It makes a dig sound. It's like, oh my God, he's in a... What's going on? Both feature a young Jedi training with a dying mentor. So if we're going that broad, both feature a young Jedi training with a dying mentor. It's like, wow. Probably get a dying mentor. That's nice and vague, isn't it? In terms of like, they're alive, but they are going to die. And you're like, so yeah. They're dying very slowly of old age. It's like Anakin is a young Jedi training with a dying mentor that is Obi-Wan. Like he's not going to die anytime soon, but he's dying. It's all resonance. Both begin with the rebels struggling after a crushing defeat. Both begin after a re... What? I mean, are they talking about... Oh. So the beginning of TROS is the rebels recovering from a defeat that was in TLJ, but... If only they'd saved what they loved. But it was like a year later. I don't know. It seemed like they got forces out of nowhere. I don't know. Like, that's a weird... They did just seem to start off by saying, oh, we have like an army now. Yeah. The rise of Skywalker's military situation is fucked completely. Like, it's so bizarre. Because in the last Jedi, they're like, oh, we sent out this communication and no one came to help us. Okay. But then in the next film, General Pride specifically says about the final order, this is going to increase our power 10,000 fold. And somehow, Lando goes into the universe to charge face first into that. Yeah, let's just explain. Somehow. Let's just play it out, right? So you come to me, Rags, and drink it. Let's just say we're three separate alien factions and you're like, I need help to take out the final order. And we're like, what's that? This is huge army of like a thousand star destroyers that all have Death Star technology, but they're all on one planet. If we all go there now, we can destroy them because they don't have shields and they don't know how to go up. Just go with me. And you're like, don't they still have like shit tons of weaponry? Yes. Yes, they do. Don't think about it. Please just come with me. I'm the cool warrior. Ships or controls for your cannons. No, it just wouldn't have you need. You need to do that over like three movies, like justifying why all of the planets would come with you. And what they do is the opposite. They establish that the planets don't want to help the rebellion at all or the resistance, whatever. So we just sit here confused. We're like, yeah. And then suddenly the enemy is 10,000 powerful and everyone's like, well, you know what? It's time to go kick some ass. Well, when you turn up to that area, sense of where, you know, what the first order's real capabilities are either, you know, like, how do they have like, do they just have 10 star destroyers of their own left? Or do they have a thousands? You know, it's never, it's never explained. The Admiral was unironically defeated by horses. He was like, jam this speeders. And it's like, they're not using speeders. He's like, my God, what can we do against horses? If only there was something that we could do it, like a range to disable these organic things. Disable the horses. Disable the horses and the blasters. If only we could flip the ship slightly to one side and they would just all slide off because they're fucking horses. And the hull of the ship is pretty much smooth. Amazing. You know, they could just do an even simpler thing. Go up. There is no atmosphere up. There's so many things. Just go up and watch the horses start spazzing me out as they can't fucking breathe. Even, you know, if you didn't mind too much about your ship getting damaged, you could just have a couple of TIE fighters come in and strafe them. And it's like, okay, you're going to damage the hull a bit, but you're going to kill them all. It would be funny if you said disable the horses. And he was like, what do you mean? He just had them a blaster, like just fucking kill them. They're horses. Just open the window, lean out and start shooting. They probably have like little windows. They could open up. No, they don't have windows because they don't know which way is up. Come on, right? Oh, yeah, that's right. They have. Yeah. I don't know how they are. These guys haven't. It's like, we don't know which way is up. We've got no shields. We're under attack by space horses. It's almost talking about idioms earlier. Like when you say like, oh, he doesn't even know which way is up. Like the implication, someone's like lost their mind. So it was like, they literally do not know which way is up. That's where we're at. I can't believe they did that. Speaking of resonance, do you remember that time in the last Jedi where someone couldn't tell which way was up or in a new hope where someone couldn't tell which way was up? Do you remember that? Oh, it was when Vader was looking for Luke because he was hidden. It was like, damn, where is Luke? Which way is up? That's what it was. Yeah. Yep. Beautiful. And both feature a Palpatine concocted showdown between good and evil. Detractors might dismiss this as fan service or at best an overreliance on the stalled and retarded narrative. But the way Abrams mirrors Lucas actually forges crucial thematic and structural links between thematic and structural links. Oh, I've got to hear this explanation. I mean, yeah, he copied him. This is what I call grasping at straws. Desperate straws, labeled themes and structure. If you ever get anyone in the chat, if you ever like plagiarize anything, just give them this video and convince them that this is actually resonance. You're just mirroring the themes and the letters. You don't see funny. Well, you know, if I get a copyright strike from YouTube in the future, I'm just going to reply with, like, as my plea. I was just like, well, it's resonance. Yeah, learn about resonance. Don't you know that it's philosophers? Maybe this video would actually be, like, entertaining to watch, you know, like Quinton and Jenny Nichols and whoever, like, responding to a EF style just to see them get frustrated at this. Because who's going to like this argument? Nobody. Nobody likes every Star Wars film, as far as I can tell. Like, there's no prominent critics that I know that enjoy all of them. They usually pick a selection, right? So if this guy's making an argument for how all of it's great, it's just like, who are you appealing to? I mean, maybe like one guy who's like, yes, yeah, I was. That guy, Eric Butts, he probably likes all of them, right? I would say, yeah, I can't imagine that he, just the way that he claps like a fucking seal at anything Star Wars, there's no way that he doesn't adore them all. He'll find a way, that's the thing, he will find a way to love them all. It must be nice to have, like, that level of experience with Star Wars media, no matter what. Like, nice in terms of the experience, but then also like, I don't know, get ashamed of yourself, like, what have I become? I would be ashamed of myself. We're all cynical assholes. Yeah, not him. I think we're pretty reasonable, actually. We're just bad people, really. Naturally. In the two trilogies, Abrams actually spoke to this during the promotion for the Force Awakens, stating, we very consciously tried to borrow familiar beats. Yet you fucking just copied it. Copied it. You just copied it, man. Everyone's just running in circles and tap dancing around it. It's like, you just fucking copied it. We all know. It's not a secret. And he's like, yeah, you know, there was a conscious effort to borrow familiar beats. So the rest of the movie could hang on something that we knew was Star Wars? Resonance also? Well, yeah, of course, it was Star Wars. It was like the movie Star Wars. You just copied the movie Star Wars. The rest of the movie could hang on something we knew was going to make money. I guess I should clarify for chat. Yeah, when we say copy, we're not actually saying it's a good copy. Very bad copy. It's one of those photocopies that comes out all broken and fucked up. Like someone sat on the photocopy while putting Star Wars there. So the ass got like imprinted on top of it. So like an ass copy. That's kind of where I'm getting it. Cook explains Abrams' strategic repetition of everything from central themes to incidental dialogue. I got a bad feeling about this. I got a bad feeling about this. Oh, fuck, oh. Oh, my God. He used memes. Oh, Anakin says it too in the prequels. Whoa. But it doesn't account for the second complaint lodged by Star Wars fans. Okay. Why so many inconsistencies? Well, for that, let's jump forward in time to Medieval England and visit a- Why so many inconsistencies? Oh, shit, we had Medieval England. Let's go Medieval England. Let's go now, bro. Oh, Merry Man. I like it because like you kind of followed the argument for that one or whatever and you're like, okay, so explain the inconsistencies one. He's like, right, I need to tell you what Medieval England. You're like, do you know that this is such a shitty comparison. It's like, let's compare the storytelling techniques of ancient Greece or wherever with stories that were basically passed down from generation to generation verbally and totally changed and there was no way to produce a unified version of anything with early 21st century Hollywood cinema where you've got all of the technology you could ever need at your disposal to create the perfect streamlined story. You've got modern writing techniques. You've got everything you could possibly need. How are these two things in anywhere related? Obviously, there's going to be inconsistencies for stories that were made up 2,000 years ago. You don't have the same excuse now because you have logic and reason. And also because these stories are like years apart from one another and it's the same exact people working on them. Con, this is not comparable, but fine, let's let him compare it. Because and also, well, I guess it might pop up later. So we'll just we'll just sit on that. Let's keep that fucking. Very different epic. Our third and legend or our third Anna is what we call the total narrative surrounding King Arthur and his fabled Knights of the Round Table. Our three Anna is a particularly helpful epic for us because we can largely I don't recognize any of these fucking Arthur movies. King Arthur with Clive Owen. I know that one. This is the one from this is new, right? This is a Guy Ritchie one. Yeah. This one I've heard nobody say this is good. It's not. I can't wait. Not Guy Ritchie is pretty reliable, but like he should not be doing like medieval epics. Yeah. It's a weird, weird choice again. And a sword and a stone. That'll be getting re-eminent soon in a photo. Fuck, really? Why not? Probably. Why not? Oh, I hope not. Track its development across the centuries and interestingly enough, it has a lot in common with the development. Oh, that looks ugly. What the fuck is that? Yeah, it's bad. It looks terrible. So let's let's have a look to see that again for us, because we can largely track its development across the centuries and interestingly enough, it has a lot in common with the development and evolution of Star Wars. The first sustained depiction of the King Arthur legend appeared in the 12th century when Geoffrey of Monmouth penned The History of the Kings of Britain. For this, Geoff rounded up various fables and presented them as historical facts. The TLDR is Arthur gets a Throning. He knew you were watching this. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. You want to fucking throw down, do you, son? Oh my god. Oh, fucking bash you in the Gabba, mate. Fights a whole bunch of Saxons and chats it up with a wizard named Merlin. Notice the glaring lack of magical swords, circular tables, heroic knights, and extramarital tryst. Not long after, a rogue poet added the round table to Arthur's story. In this way, the first Arthurian canon was essentially set. Think of this initial Arthurian canon called The Matter of Britain as there's already completely different Star Wars like this is not the same thing whatsoever. Some guy wrote it and then some other guy added a bunch of random shit. And if you're going to try and equate that to George Lucas and then Ryan Johnson and JJ I should be like it doesn't work the same way because I don't think the bad guy was making a sequel. He was just changing almost adapting it and adding his own shit which by the way JJ can do all the time. If JJ wants to go and do that he can probably will do that. They probably will remake the original trilogy eventually and it's going to be devastating but whatever I'm going to do. But that'll be for then. The audacity. They will though. They absolutely will. But yeah a lot of this I can already it's just when those people write these stories it was almost like their version of it. But when they when JJ talks about my version of Star Wars or Ryan talks about my vision of Star Wars they're not using it in the same sense because these are direct sequels with the exact same characters and the exact same timeline that it's happening chronologically. It's the exact same story specifically. I think It's not like this is my take on an old story. The way to nail this would be like the nature of a sequel is that it relies on you having seen the one before it in order to create its payoffs as in if you watch Empire on its own you'll be like confused for a lot of it. If you watch Return of the Jedi on its own you'll probably be super confused though I think a lot of people actually did see Return of the Jedi on its own. I remember seeing a couple of people in chat saying that we covered it before. But the point is that sequels rely on the predecessor or prequel whatever being in stone. It's like those things happened therefore I can make and say these things because you have that in your head already. And so if you counter those things you've just like become antithetical to the entire point of your position in the timeline as a sequel. You're just fucking it up because and that's the difference between like if JJ Abrams made a fucking TV show called Star Wars and it was the first three episodes were a new hope and they're all an hour long or whatever or 40 minutes whatever. He could he and it's a remake he could he could probably change some stuff it wouldn't count as a contradiction like if Obi-Wan doesn't die to Vader in the Death Star maybe he he stays alive until the second film or something he wants to experiment changing the story that way. We wouldn't say he can't be alive they are undead in the original version if it's an adaptation it's like changes we could talk about whether or not they're they're good and bad stuff which is what that's what seems to be happening with the example of Arthurian stories next guy what we were saying before about the guy traveling to different universes retelling the story of Star Wars it would happen that way. Yeah because it's it's not like it takes place if we're Star Wars it takes place in a universe where all kinds of different things are happening and everything but with these Arthurian stories there is a very set Arthur as a child there is Arthur growing up there is him as king there is a quest for the Grail there's going off to Avalon there's you know there are specific characters that are a part of it you know Mordred Nagravain and all these guys you can't really you could keep it going on and on and on but no one really does that no one takes the Arthurian stories and is like this is a in the same universe as the Arthurian legend but it's this random other character who's people don't do that with these stories it's almost like it wasn't really made for it in the way that Star Wars was they just retell the story picking and choosing what aspects they really like and then someone else does the same thing and someone else does the same thing but each one's totally independent of the other This era Star Wars both were chiefly guided by one person who crafted a unified canon though in Monlux case he synthesized quite a bit of folksy miscellaneous Disney even referred to the Lucas era movies as immovable objects when they acquired Lucas film but obviously so much for that yeah well that's clearly a fucking line now isn't it well apparently they hit an unstoppable force in that case everything exploded where was the link between the Arthurian legend to this did i miss it i think he's doing it now obviously the Skywalker saga didn't end with Lucas and Arthuriana was just getting started with Jeff over time new storytellers added more and more to the Arthurian soup their tales spreading organically and influencing one another yeah but those were their own personal adaptations of the same core story yeah they're not they're not sequels are they yeah yeah they're not a direct sequel it's like all of the original stuff for King Arthur is very very sparse it comes from the four branches of the mavenogion which actually came before the text which he's talking about which i think is the one called the matter of britain Arthur in the mavenogion is quite sparingly used you can look at even things like the story of the holy grail there are stories of the holy grail the holy grail itself actually comes from pre christian Celtic stories and there's a variety of those most of them coming from whales the original telling as far as i'm aware was that the holy grail was actually just stone and then the grail became related to a cauldron which was a cauldron which if you put a dead man back inside it he would come back out alive and that was the story from Bran the blessed i believe later on the grail then became something to do with the story of the fisher king or the wounded king which is ultimately a pre christian fertility story about a king who gets a wound it's always a wound in his thigh and it's always caused by a lance and sometimes the lance is bleeding perpetually as a result and sometimes it was bleeding before that because it was to do with fertility and infidelity and then later on the story of the grail evolved even further to be something which captured the blood of christ because it got mingled in with the the bleeding from the you know the fisher king or the wounded king story and then it became the cup of christ which he used at the last supper because you know it's you drink this and it becomes my blood that all happened over about four five hundred years it's the same story but there's so many different versions oh i'm sorry do i know our theory and legend better than the the author of this me whoops i feel like uh copyright kind of kills this whole argument too it's like why do you think there's so many versions of king author it's like oh probably because they did have a patent of the story when it came out to prevent people from making loads of them like if they did right now if stars didn't have copyright then people would just be people are making shit tons of fan fictions the eu was a thing until they got axed like we'd have all kinds of different versions remakes adaptations and sequels would all be floating around all over the place and there's a reason why we categorize them all differently just like authors our theory in different different variations you'd be able to actually identify exactly what it is like this is a sequel because I want to explore what happened to king author in his later years and you're like oh okay cool so which of the story's view chosen to make it a sequel too and you know they could either say like oh this one specifically by this guy or they could be like oh it's just sort of I'll try and imply in my story the history that I'm going with mostly a shit understanding of what it is like every time there will be a way to categorize it you don't just go nah it's just like Star Wars Ryan Johnson and JJ and the new writers Lucas was the old one make sense also there's no such thing as a contradiction at this point because it's just exactly this is them saying oh yeah well instead of this happening what if this happened instead of that happening what if this happens also this doesn't account for inconsistencies within their own stories as in rise of Skywalker can contradict the OT according to this retarded set of rules but it can't contradict itself right as in for example Rey being able to detect Chewie like miles away in space but she can't detect him when he's like a half mile away from her on the same place remember that there's just a standard contradiction these Arthurian stories don't contradict one another because they're they're not the same story exactly but even if we were to take his argument as valid which it's not it wouldn't be able to account for inconsistencies within the the specific individual stories right he hasn't answered the question that he's posed for inconsistencies he's just brought up something else that's completely different in almost every aspect and what a what a crappy standard as well it's like yeah you can take stuff from the originals to use as rules you'll be banking on but then you can also break them whenever you want because fuck it because because residents new addition to the legend scene the more it was incorporated into subsequent tales the best example of this was Kretien D'Chua's introduction of the holy grail and the cuckolding Lancelot and this way a democratic process of storytelling crafted and updated Arthurian democratic that's not democratic that's actually the opposite things as they go yeah this is yeah this isn't a democracy at all these people just deciding completely arbitrarily that they're going to make their own version of the story which is fine but that's not a democratic way to make a story they didn't all come together and decide on what the story would be agreed upon that actually kind of makes it sound like a conspiracy reasons for their additions to the canon notably D'Chua geared his work towards the taste of the French court which fancied itself quite chivalrous thus D'Chua's stories upheld good nightly virtues like courtly love authors like D'Chua and Thomas Mallory they all upheld that virtue they all did the Celtic stories did that as well the original ones by one of the stories of I think it was oh what's his name plural I think I think it was the story of plural where he goes into the other world and Anwen he goes there he exchanges places with the king of the place and the condition is something like you can become the king of my court you only have to go there in order to defeat my enemy and they do that and the king from the fairy land eventually comes back and is like ah you slept chastely with my wife in other words you didn't fuck my wife when you were impersonating me therefore I'm going to give you the spoils of Anwen you're going to get a load of gifts from this which is obviously you know a load of stuff from the other world so it's all enchanted amazing stuff and with people that story predates with their wives I know it'd be great wouldn't it but that that predates this guy's writing so the chastity is in all of these stories anyway but if we want to apply this this theory then to what we have in current day is by this rationale then you could have like different versions of the Star Wars movies released in different parts of the world as well to suit differing tastes yeah but I would say that the applicable vision is something like Lovecraft today loads of different people doing all kinds of stories the similar resonance would be horrifying creatures from a different world or a world that we can't quite comprehend ritualistic stuff cults uh elements of like magic or uh black magic maybe I'm not sure what kind of categorization you probably put it in obviously the eldritch influence and then mystery existential horror all these things are going to be typically in a Lovecraft story but they could be completely different and contradictory because guess what the fucking copyright ran out on those things so it's all over the place and everyone's got all kinds of stories it seems to be that would be the key element to all of this to be honest with you the resulting canon and complete coherent manuscripts that were published widely again this mirrors the evolution of the Star Wars canon and the way it doesn't at all though Lucas was historically hands off with the Star Wars extended universe that sprang up after the original trilogy he did start to incorporate some of these new elements into the prequels for example Aela Sakura I'm sure curious I thought one of the things about the extended universe is that they like were compatible with all the Star Wars movies I think so yeah from what I know is the problem people loved about them yeah and they weren't retellings of the same story they were additions to the original story that acted parallel to them that existed alongside them you know what's funny the novelization that we were talking about at the beginning of the stream of Rise of Skywalker is almost a retelling because it's trying to fill holes while saying the same storyline which is funny considering everything he's been talking about it's like it's not a contradiction it's just a different version it's like what about a different version that's sole purpose is to for like unfuck the contradiction they make a book specifically for that we could then make a movie of the book yeah adapt the book that was an adaptation of the movie I don't know Christ that's how that's Disney's new strategy is they make a shitty movie and then they have somebody write a book that fixes all the problems and then they make another movie based on that book this is like iterative story telling we'll just keep making it until we get the perfect movie and Disney is somehow they keep the perfect film they keep making it worse though they go in the opposite direction it's 2347 and Disney is scientifically created the perfect story attendance is mandatory they keep like going left right up to how all different directions with from the OT when they conclude version 9 billion 643,102 it's just the OT they're like yeah I don't know it's still like it's in some underground super vaults on the Disney planet in the core hidden away this is it the perfect story we've done it do not let them the Amazonians they're coming they cannot have it tied it away disnoids that'll be the race of that the appellations the disnoids protect the disnoids the original story the best story disnoids it could work it could work next to song of the south as the world progresses on that film becomes like progressive somehow it all works we had it this whole time we were just we just were too blinded to see it to the original trilogy he did so can we call Disney Schill's disnoids disnoid to incorporate some of these new elements in the prequels for example Alasakura Korasan and Dooku's curved lightsaber hilt were all developed by different authors but Lucas was a fan so they're not retellings in any way he's just describing canon versus non-canon now yeah yeah like if i'm walking down the street halfway through having made my story and some guys like hey wouldn't it be cool if a giant snake monster attacked me on the street right now and i'm like hmm that's gonna be kind of an interesting thing to do my god did you write king Arthur exactly and then i'd be like i put that in my story and someone goes you'll see this just that's like that our theory of legend some guy told you about it and you put it it's like no stop okay just because Lucas read something in the EU that he liked and then he was like i'm gonna put that in my wasn't he okay with the extended expanding universe as well like he far as i know he was kind of like kind of like went towards it it was he spoke highly of it when he was doing that interview with Kathleen Kennedy and he's like you know i'm handing all this stuff over to you that's like treasure trove of stories and stuff and she's like yeah instantly takes into the back room he's got so broad now that like i'm just sitting up my desk writing a story and i see like a bug crawling around i'm like i'm gonna make a creature based after that and he's like you see just like an our theory of legend no no no no people categorization is very important okay just because you've you've taken many influences in creating what is considered the the mainline story canon sequels timeline a linear timeline of events doesn't then mean that's the exact same process as someone telling the same story but over many generations with different tellers going off of memory or books that they rewrite like it's a completely different process and how does this mean that inconsistencies don't matter like what I'm waiting for that dot to connect permission adopted them and just like post jeff king arthur storytellers diehard franchise geeks abrams and johnson creatively expanded the canon expanded the canon that's what they call it creatively expanded the canon sure that's what they did they creatively expanded the canon that description I don't know if I this is a very generous one I'm gonna go ahead and guess they thought that the sequel trilogy was good we're asked to draw and beaut a thuriana with courtly love abrams and johnson made contributions rooted in their individual philosophies about star wars precisely the problem they made their own movies they didn't care what came before yeah they made their own versions but they like lamented the fact they had to be sequels almost yeah it's like putting an adaptation into the sequel it's like what are you doing and it's like this is not what you put this it's like I don't know I just wanted to do this like what the fuck it's like the sequel to ramy spider man one is far from home you'd be like uh I don't see the I don't think so the connecting tissue I'm very confused of course they have very different philosophies abrams is all about evoking that warm fuzzy feeling that we all got when we watched our first star wars johnson on the other hand seems more inclined to explore the complexities of both the characters and the you know he does he wasn't no no no there was no complexity there if that's what you call complexity yeah I guess all right complexity some people can be good and bad and sometimes good and bad is just a point of view that was incredible like that thing that I told you was true from a certain point of view I can't think that you learned when you were eight years old yeah as soon as you develop a theory of mind begin to understand that other people also have their own experiences in the same way that you it's called the shit no one ever thought of this is died it's called resonance yeah you're right about that though they're just like they're using that word it's the nicest way you can put it copy and pasting horribly such a such an easy on the you say it's like it's just the sort of thing it's like me she will film student resonance you a pivs just a little pleb over there member it's the same thing I feel like resonance is just another word for like even it's almost like it's just your style something is your style because it's something that you do repeatedly to a degree everything from text you use to the music that you use to the transitions that you use that's your style that's what it makes it your style because it's something that you do that's repeatable and recognizable they're just taking something's style and saying it's resonant because it does strange as well for a bit more because he's he's almost you still like well how we typically use the word resonates we're usually talking about the effect something has on the person right it's like how does that resonate with you that sort of thing needs like to resonate through it's like the ripple effect through these films and it's almost like a subconscious thing that connects them all and it's like it's really not though clearly a part of these directors choices like these aren't accidents whatsoever even as that quote from jjabers being like yeah you know you know what we have to do you know and um I just I just think that it's the nicest possible way to describe that I'm trying to think of like an example it's like if you're like oh my god that person died you'd be like no they have simply ceased D-resonated D-resonated Rise us as much as that time Vader dropped the old paternity bomb on Luke no I thank god he played the clip oh he said the thing I was I was about to ask you guys what what is he referring to when uh there was a big moment in empire with Luke and Vader because I was like Darth Vader I drew a blank are the father imagine like Luke goes he told me you killed him he goes no and then Luke interrupts he goes you're my dad I know wow you're just gonna say it like oh okay like you knew he's like yeah hope you won't tell me like oh jeez I said you're really good friends oh okay so um oh you want to like you've been attacking me this whole time and you're cool with that oh what what else did he say about me while I was gone does he talk about me a lot he's like you were corrupted he's like oh I was corrupted was like okay which is always did he tell you about that time that I choked my wife what nothing no shoes into it it's I I mean your mother fuck did he did he mention younglings but I don't okay I'm glad about that I guess so Luke now that we're done here you want to like go get some tacos or something it's like no I still don't like you he's like oh oh you blew up a planet last movie was like yeah that wasn't really me that was Tarkin I was there but like you could have stopped it he's like no not really I don't I really don't know if I could have actually like yeah I could have maybe put my lightsaber I don't know it's not really it's not confirmed it's ultimately an issue of heart versus head oh why are they versus fucking tell me about it why are those things like they don't have to be opposed to each other if anything they like in real life they work best when they're combined yeah I'm curious like don't make the head the villain please don't do that we've had this before in so many different ways do you remember like one of the earlier e-faps where someone made logic the bad guy we were like don't do it don't do it logic shouldn't be the bad guy it's gonna be hard to explain that logically and guys now I'm thinking is evil creation is as valid or invalid as the other but combine them into one trilogy and you get a series of conflicting interpretations and clashing ideologies you can even sense a sort of jostling for power from film to film mm-hmm yeah there's a reason for that man maybe there's a fucking plan can you sense that we all know why kicked up in particular the last two films take previous plots and characters and either ignore or redirect or straight up bisect them arguably this worked to the detriment of the trilogy as a whole okay it's an arguably there's an arguably it's some arguably it just did with this in mind let's take a look at where Arthuriana and Star Wars start to diverge oh what do you mean stop today stop today what do you mean like a pop from every the year is 1123 AD you see up to this point both the Arthurian legend and Star Wars were pretty much the same thing but let's look at how they separate it's like no you haven't established that at all it all began the fucking nanosecond the story of Arthur was created the second we established the titles they already diverged but okay makes this whole thing try to undermine the really weak argument I've already made actual property laws you know those laws that let us buy and sell ideas these didn't exist way back when no one ever received a strongly worded cease and desist letter for writing a story about King Arthur and his magical sword but today Disney owned Star Wars for better or worse worse it's worse you fuck the franchise is Disney basically owns the entire practice around the world as well you're going to own the film industry in a couple decades probably yeah it's like Disney is basically the company that single-handedly turned intellectual copyright from hey I created this and I own it to the original author of this thing has been dead for like a century but we still own it even though they never actually gave it to us we still own it like Disney is pure evil when it comes to copyright and ownership they are just totally really shady shit wanting to keep like Mickey Mouse and stuff like that like so much of their stuff is out of copyright or it should be but because they just have so much fucking money they keep extending it and extending the best lawyers and those lawyers fight tirelessly to extend those copyrights I mean it you know it's the it's the rule right the less of a thing there is the more value it can accrue eventually so if you prevent Disney if you prevent Star Wars from being made all over the place by everybody then there's only one source we can get it from guys even if that source is a big old poopy sludge roll is public domain in like 2073 or something like that so in our lifetimes everybody in our lifetimes chat I feel like they'll just stand in no chance they'll probably be I was gonna say they'll probably be extended unless they've killed it by that they don't give a fuck they're like uh it's not worth anything anyway so they'll probably sell it back to Lucas for a dollar that he's like oh robot Lucas you have returned to me they all knew makes one movie and it's like 10 times better than anything they ever make and we're all just like wow here we go because you've been hiding your power level this whole time Lucas oh you know like that time some guy created fan movie that everyone really loved and Disney was like huh we made that you remember when that happened good times which one that Vader fan film still better than anything Disney's made that makes them the gatekeepers that means they get to determine what stories do or don't earn a permanent place in the lore consequently they can decanonize thousands of pages of stories with a simple press release and then steal their ideas yep at first they were pretty laissez-faire allowing Abrams and Johnson respectively to make the force awakens in the last Jedi on their terms which makes no sense doesn't it like they kill all of the you and then they're like yeah you guys go nuts it's like what seemed like you really wanted to control it but then you also didn't give a fuck the subsequent backlash compelled Disney to tighten their grip in episode nine that led to some serious backpedaling on previously introduced story elements and some arguably over zealous course correcting now this would be totally chill if we were going by medieval standards of storytelling but they that's not that's probably not true no because again you're talking about the difference between adaptations and sequel if you have like a big group of people in a bar right they're telling a story and it sort of ends it's like a half hour thing then you're like and now what happened after that and you start the story again and it directly contradicts that first half an hour there's probably gonna be a patron in there that's like hey how's that possible what is shekin I thought that character was dead it's like you said he was dead no sir he's alive now because I wish to tell all stories about him it's like what that fucking nonsense we start I start how it works um outright when you get you're dead it's like ah but you see no one's ever really gone like let's push it gets his fucking sword out wait we're going calm down sir I'm simply telling my story thankfully nights in smelly armor are no longer a thing and smelly armor nights in smelly armor these days our society is completely saturated with media as a result we are a pretty savvy audience with more sophisticated standards when it comes to world-building stories what is the one side of that what do you mean like in theory in theory we are but no we're not in practice not even close because there are idiots like this who will defend anything I think people cared about impossibilities back there just as much as they do now when speaking to I don't know I'm just I'm finding how go ahead yeah probably their ability to like rationalize complex plots and pick holes in them and stuff you know like he's saying here they had less media available to them so they probably just didn't mind so much back then you know we've got some traveling minstrel who's telling us an amazing story that's that's fine to keep us entertained like now yeah we do have higher standards in terms of what's consistent and what we believe and you know what we consider good entertainment I would imagine I guess um he's just shitting on older people and by older people I mean really older people dead people dead people hell if we weren't then this no de-resonated people oh they de-resonated channel probably wouldn't even be a thing sure multiple interpretations could peacefully coexist in our thuriana but in bring bring me solo no de-resonation no de-resonation no he must be delivered to me completely deliver him to me completely resonated could you imagine if this dude here was one of those bounty hunters and you just see him like hang his head like oh no no de-resonation um in star Wars let me roll in back a sec with more sophisticated standards when it comes to world building and storytelling hell if we weren't Then this channel probably wouldn't all the TLJ apologies sure multiple interpretations could peacefully coexist in our thuriana But in Star Wars the conflicts with Different interpretation of the same story is not the same as a sequel They wouldn't even be that though like the original story would have been interpreted But then other interpretations would be interpreting the interpretations if you know what I mean They're just like this version of the story just will be different Well, yeah, like if we were like let's do King Arthur in space and someone's like that's your interpretation It's like it's not really interpretation I'm just Yeah, but it's stupid. It's like okay. Let's say we had different interpreted versions Okay Luke is not a boy. He's a girl in this version and Instead of having a lightsaber. He gets his but she gets her father's Nunchucks or like it doesn't change the the story as a thing and it's not set in space it's set in a small village somewhere and He sails Across the seas to the people who are developing the dangerous weapon But it's like oh that it's an Irish story and they're going to go and sail across the seas and fight the English because that's Nunchucks like it But it's just all those changes that we've made haven't changed the story So it's just Exists in our 30 on but in Star Wars the conflicts within the cannon and the scenes of rebuttal create a story telling discord That is glaringly apparent to the audience that discord is compounded by the fact that we're all consuming the exact same version of Star Wars No, shit Yeah, like what was the point of this whole video? Instead of you know hitting up our favorite local bard for a new possibly inconsistent retelling and the age of man It wouldn't be an inconsistent retelling If it was a like a different vision, that's kind of the whole point I mean if there is no solid objective text to go from all you're getting is interpretations There's nothing objective to reference back to and that's the difference here when it comes to these movies We have an objective text to look at and we can say this happens this happens this happens because it's there If you're just going on well, I heard this story one time and let me tell it and I'm gonna fuck some bits up There's nothing to compare it back to Yeah, that's media we're not as willing to forgive inconsistencies as the great Homeric fandom was so well start Let's be a so we have I mean how does he explain the fact that there are like thousands of denominations of like Christianity Like even those have like a like all these references and based on interpretations and what they think of this and that and the other thing like are those all retellings of it Like our is like friends are all the different versions of the Bible are they Retellings or interpretations or sequels. Yeah. Yeah This is why there is literally things like the testament according to James the testament according to Peter the testament according to John This is why these all exist, but they all share the same basic stories They just told in slightly different ways So what? Our war suffers from the same repetitions and inconsistencies of your classic epic It does so in an extremely media conscious society where every decision is held up to a reddit Well, then surely Because if he's trying to argue it's because of our modern society is like well How come every film doesn't have this reaction to it then? Like surely we'd be dealing with this with all kinds of not to say that we don't there's lots of movies that the supplies to but Is simultaneous like it's just the easy go-to from even earlier on to try and Matches argument with all the shit saying like 12 angry men is so inconsistent All of his rules are broken in the film, you know Terrible like nobody's saying that or at least I haven't seen anyone say that point being it's just like when it comes to Star Wars, it's like Arthurian legends when it comes to things that make sense. Oh, well, I don't know if I do Malone Red microscope Beauty in this light. Is it really all that surprising that the rise of Skywalker hasn't pleased everyone Star Wars? It's not about whether or not it pleased everyone Is the argument there that he's trying to say like it's hard for it to a reconciled Also, like it's a TLJ at the same time because I agree with him But it's not like TROS didn't shit the bed on its own anyway Do do either of you have any thoughts on such a thing? It would seem rags is having a call right now Oh, no This guy is saying a lot of words, but not he is speaking a lot, but saying very little Well, it's just like it almost seems like a cop out to to sort of be like that's not gonna please everyone It's like it's like when people say yeah, okay, it's not perfect like nobody nobody wants everything to be perfect, right? That's not Yeah, I mean In a 13 minute video, he's Basically reached the same conclusion that we all probably would have reached within the first 30 seconds in that You're trying to compare two things that are fundamentally difficult Fundamentally different like the Arthurian legends, which were in a completely different time and a completely different media and format and everything With modern-day Hollywood film making and you're ultimately acknowledging the disparity between the two and the fact that you can't Really compare them and that really, you know movies are held to a higher standard And that you've got a movie that ultimately turned out shit from a combination of bad writing and you know Poor oversight and having multiple directors telling their own versions of something that was supposed to be a sequential story Like this is something we all kind of knew straight away, but like he's just come Really like full circle in how he's actually getting to it It's just this seems like kind of a pointless argument He's making I'm curious if he's gonna say the word apology at any point in this or if this is just gonna be we're supposed to interpret That we're supposed to apologize because Inconsistency this is kind of a different version of plot holes don't matter, isn't it? Yeah, I'm still kind of waiting for him to actually Because so far his entire use of author basically well, there are different versions of the same stories over there Like therefore plot holes don't matter in the current era. What? Just fucking what? This position as a modern myth and uses the same storytelling techniques And yet it's judged by a completely different or exacting standard than classic epics myth It's judged by different standards because it's not the same fucking thing is it because it's in a different media Yeah, it's it's This is shitty video Why don't you judge the random Bards tale the same way you judge a corporation series of movies? Oh, I don't know. It's a good question And let this is like what you said earlier the analogy you gave about a bunch of guys in a pub like telling a story, right? It's like if Three different guys were retelling the same event and they were all pissed and they gave like a different version of events You know The story makes one of them candid You can't hold that to the same standard as a movie like it's just ludicrous Yeah, and even but even still if you had a bar telling a story of some kind or traveling mission fucking decides to do it Whatever, but if they're like I said he has a character die, and then they're just in the next scene randomly It'll be like people will still have issues with that Like it's not just because of modern sensibilities and you might be like oh well Yeah, those inconsistencies and I'd be like oh, so it's not about being a consistent that it's about the degree of inconsistency Which I probably agree with to a degree Like the standard one like somebody I don't know this socks are really high up in one scene But then they're low down in the next scene be like oh, yeah Yeah, what's more contemporary storytelling idioms mean that Disney has to maintain a strict controlled cannon for a franchise That seems destined to defy the concept the rise of Skywalker and JJ Abrams worked within the confines of expectation and epic structure And attempts to conclude a saga over 40 years in the making across nine 40 years in the making is a bit Like that's not really accurate. Is it they started creating from 20 was it 12? They bought Star Wars All right, what I miss yeah Plus the OT was never created with the idea that the story would be concluded by a different company like 30 years later Yeah, the idea that the work has been going for 40 years. It's like This isn't a culmination of Jack shit, man This is a culmination of three or four years of Disney half-person This is you watched the OT in the cinema with your dad you come home And he's really drunk suddenly and you ask him to give you the next three movies another night And he's like the next three movies. Yeah, okay, so There's the ray. You're like what? She's a girl on desert. She's gonna save the world Why shut up Can you just go back to beating mom? No, you're gonna hear about the palpitism coming back. You're like, how do you come back shut up? Back. He's cool magic dark side. God damn it. Johnny. You're not listening Movies while also trying to satisfy a passion and outspoken fan base Let's see crushing into 12 fucking false awakens managed it didn't it false awakens was widely well received at least at first Yeah, Rogue one was well received It's just that everything started to drop off after that mysterious film the last Jedi I wonder why that is do you guys think why that is? I don't know I Want to go back. What what did he say about Star Wars is destined to defy something like he said something He was talking about like structure and consistency and was like Star Wars is destined to defy Canon or something retarded I think I think classic epic Smiths and legends ever were what's more Contemporary storytelling idioms mean that Disney has to maintain a strict controlled cannon for a franchise that seems destined to defy the concept The rise of skywalker and R.J. Abrams How is Star Wars destined to defy the concept of having a cannon that makes sense? Yeah, I don't see why it is no it is Star Wars is defying the concept that Things yeah, currently it is but that's not because that's it That's not what they this is the most hilarious thing you have this guy standing in front of J.J. and Ryan Operating to an audience like oh It doesn't make sense on purpose. It's all stupid on purpose You don't understand guys are three and let and they just they come off and they're like no no no no no no No, it does make sense. It does what do you go away? You ignore this man. I will work is incredible It does make sense, and then he's like no it doesn't make sense on purpose and they stop fighting with each other You're defending us for all the wrong reasons Stop helping us Worked within the confines of expectation in epic structure and attempts to conclude a saga over 40 years in the making across nine movies Yeah, we went over that bullshit He's trying to make this sound like this Hicculean task and it's like it really wasn't you could have had a guy at his base We'll make a better fucking story than what Disney did with all of them are three and legend a thousand years in the making That's what he would wow it must be really fucking good Wow that guy is old who made this Noah He passed it on the entire general you just can't finish it Someone's got to figure it out every sud in the generation and daughter. I'm not I'm not keeping them out of it I'm sorry Passionate and outspoken fan base. Let's see a crushing end to twig give that a try What do you guys think? Do you want Star Wars? Do you really want to know what we think? Yes, I want Star Wars to stay faith to canon. I would like it to make sense and be internally consistent I'm sorry if that makes me a bad person, but you're a fucking moron if you excuse this Star Wars being inconsistent with itself is resonance It was terrible It was destined to not make sense from the beginning It kind of sounds almost like this guy's just thought up certain phrases and stuff That's like oh that sounds cool, and he's just like I'm gonna drop it in wherever and it doesn't matter if it makes any Sense and contexts like yeah sound good Yeah, it's I it sounds kind of like you know He's watched some YouTube videos and just got got some phrases Yeah, and it's like oh, I like this phrase, but he doesn't doesn't know what it means At all or is this a faithful to Lucas's original vision? Or is it more exciting when new authors interject new ideas? Fine the new ideas It's like as if they put in new ideas, but they need to be consistent with what has come before you can't break already Established rules with your new idea Well, I remember like the first complaints about the force Skype call coming in and a lot of the defenses were like you just want the force to Never evolve or grow or change you just wanted to be the same forever It's like I don't know I just wanted to make sense. I didn't know the force Skype call was a possibility. That's all You're going down a path. I can't fall Let us know what you think in the comments as always a shoot. We made you a handy video for you to watch Hooray You'll totally check it out. I'm sure of it. Thanks to our patrons for making our channel and podcast possible hit that subscribe button And as always thanks for watching. He didn't tell us to ring the bell. What the fuck? I'm gonna subscribe Yeah, what do you take me for my joke to you tell me to ring the bell later We did it I feel enlightened. Yeah They have that watch more thing does it say Star Wars explained by rise crack to you guys? Yeah, yeah But what do you mean what went wrong? It's just resonance bro. Maybe that's the argument Nothing actually did go wrong He's more like what went wrong with the audience. Why didn't Who stepped out of line what uh, I want to read some of these comments on the video top colored Well, it's only talk about so you got it was a poorly written mess without any creative vision. That's the problem But you see the light to dislike ratio on this video. This is where the fun begins The prequel memes have more staying power than all of the best parts of the sequel. Oh Absolutely Maybe if we can ignore bad writing if we can compare it to stories where inconsistencies were a feature I mean, you naturally have a this whole argument is so terrible The fact you have to go so far in order to make sequels look good says it all Yeah, that's kind of one of the opening things we said. It's like Might be in trouble first. We have to go back to King Oh So next up right do you remember ranks way back when Mr. Wolf's last podcast we covered a guide to Star Wars the last Jedi. Do you remember that I think so That video I think let me have a look. I'm pretty sure it did it did relatively well Like you know ratio wise and I guess if you count and so I think it inspired someone else to To make one for the rise of Skywalker They called it a guide to Star Wars the rise of Skywalker Oh boy, let me top off my drank a chair and we'll delve into Because I feel like after watching the rise of Skywalker. I need a tour guide next to me Yeah, let me just explain how this film works Like like the little earpiece that you click the next button when you get to the next scene and it explains to you what the fuck's Happening. Yeah, you'd be in the cinema They show Palpatine that you have to press a button it pulls it goes Would you like to know more that you press the button it says Palpatine is a clone after he was killed in the Death Star He managed to make his way to a local planet in which a clone facility was engaged His spirit entered a one of many clones and he was operating himself until The body was unable to sustain the power of Palpatine And so he started to fall apart and made his way to Exegol in order to say sustained upon a machine And that's where he met Kylo Breeds plus play and you do Except he met Kylo in the Force Awakens, right? Oh, okay Like I don't know if it makes any sense. I'm just saying that like every single minute of watching the film You have to pause and listen to a guy explain Direct fucking contradictions There they don't elaborate on it. They're like, no, we're just gonna change that like They don't know which way is up and it's like would you like to know more you hit pause you look at the timeline It's like an hour explanation for how that's a possibility Drop something it's the opposite way People people are arguing it's like well What if the gravity was fucked and then if you go up according to that you might go into the ground It's like, okay, look outside then just look outside It's like I wouldn't even give that is like no, how are you standing on the floor? Grappity only works one way Oh man that feels so bad Do you remember how they conclude that because the the stupid tower has been destroyed that they're gonna reset it It's like why don't you just turn the other one on you fuck yeah, but Finn had a feeling reset it It's like if your car blows up and it's like The wheels fall off you like press the reset button Oh my god, how did that even happen like I get that he was probably rushed but geez JJ You you're dealing with the idea that you've got to have an enormous army for the for the visual But also defeat it very easily. It's tough I'll give it like I can picture him having a headache in a writer's room being like fucking I don't know how to beat them without it being stupid and you're like you could still have done better than what you did And then the bad guys forgot which way to go and In the leaks I feel like we've talked about this before but like in the leaks I could have sworn the leak was like it destroys the quote-unquote mother ship style thing and the rest of them Blow up or whatever and it's like that sucks, but fine. We're just like no it's worse than that They don't know how to go up and they need the mother ship to tell them how to go up and you're like, uh-huh Why? Why? Why would you build a tower on all of them? I? Actually wrote this down somewhere. I'm trying to find it in my notes But they actually contradict that in the in the film already like they actually show One of the star destroyers go somewhere like it like it really low to a planet And it somehow gets away that one had that had the towel I don't think it did though Do you love the other rule though that shields don't work in atmosphere that's the most like mind-blowing one like why would you even? Oh It's again. That's another one which is contradicted by so much stuff not only to the little Bike things that the first order have have shields in the force of the force awakens Finn even shouts at Ray Can you put the shields on when they're in the fountain and she reaches for the control and says no Not without a co-pilot so Finn knows that shields can work inside an atmosphere Star killer base a planet that yeah planetary shield Yeah, it's like a star kill base. It has an atmosphere and it has Why can't it go have a shield? Because if they have shields that the heroes won't be able to win Clearly they don't have enough resources, but then I didn't say it because that's fucking stupid. Oh my goodness Remember like the original trilogy Like there they were shield generators. There were shields on the like the shield generators from a hot Yeah, I would love to know what aspect of an atmosphere means that shields don't work Yes, is it something particular to Exegol's atmosphere because it's electrically charged or something like that It like interferes with the shields You got a good guy in shields, right? Do you remember Scarif's shield the one that was like around the there was like a space station or whatever it is around the Why wouldn't you just have that Palpatine like you make all that other shit? Why wouldn't you have shields and if it's if if you're gonna tell me oh, it's because it's Exegol You can't have shields on Exegol. Why did he set up on Exegol? Because that's where he landed after he exploded I want to see him flying through space and splatting onto the ground and Exegol be like, oh that was painfully Oh sweet Trying to find which one is evil enough It's like a giant planet with a big like evil looking face on it. He's like, yes Is this base cancer around it? Yes, sir. He's like, oh my god. That's so great. I only just was like one tiny little portion Yeah Enough to scare people away from it. I want to see stupid enough to fly straight through it I want to see the millions of ships simultaneously flying through the space cancer and the mold blowing up Sir there's not enough room he's like we got no choice damn it We can't just go around it sir. This is really ineffective. He's like shut up We throw enough ships at it. Some of them will get through eventually This is how we were gonna win this thing God yeah, that was the recovery period by the way. It's time to delve back in ready. Oh, I actually found it in my notes No, it's Kylo Ren's Star Destroyer. It's his one. It's not one of the fancy final order ones That's all the ones that don't know how to go up. They're like, yeah, it's yeah, it's like Ren's destroyer Well, when I have one of those cannons, but you don't underneath. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so it must Must be a final order one. So it must yeah, and I actually just my note just says Ren's destroyer hovers above How does it get off the planet if destroyers don't know why he is? You know, maybe that's why they have to blow up the planet So they blow up the planet. It's like well, there's no longer gravity. So that there's not a planet there anymore to confuse You know what's funny is if someone like who really defended this film and you told them that you were like I'll fuck what they know which way is up if they're one of the final order ships out there in the middle of space And they're like they could just look out the window. You'd be like you look slam the table What did you bring me All right, let's do it. I First began this script as a response to one specific video about the rise of Skywalker the video in question If anyone is curious was full fat videos hour and 41 minute long spoiler discussion featuring this title and this thumbnail I agree with that title and thumbnail I agree with it. Yeah, I agree with the question mark because it's it's it's close between that and TLJ Yeah, I agree with the sentiment of the question being raised. I agree with this I agree with this video's theme this image is perfect it nailed it And that I didn't respond well This should be a little apparent that I liked rise of Skywalker more. I'm so sorry than that actually I loved rise of Skywalker. Oh Oh Oh, no, it's retarded. It's time to experience this perspective ladies and gentlemen We thought we said this would happen didn't we Rex that one day we'd be responding to a video essay saying they love this film You thought impossible you thought I'd assume that no human being could have possibly loved a film So terrible and broken on every core fundamental level, but you are Overestimating the human race you proved this wrong. Well, right. I don't know fuck it. Let's go It took me a day or two to really digest what I had watched and I saw it on two consecutive days Just to help me process it the first time was the next I'm not a good sign. I mean I had to pay Disney I'm okay with some films leaving you a little bit like whoa that was a lot to take in The examples I probably use is something like Prima or even the prestige actually that can be a film Yeah, go like whoa, that was a lot I said Skywalker is a confusing vomit, and you're like searching through it looking for anything Really, I just missed everything in it, right? He finds like he's like, oh my god a golden nugget in them in the vomit You're like, no, that's frozen pee. He's like Limit Second was the day after at a cheaper smaller theater where there were so many open seats I was able to lay down with my head on the aisle seat arm rest without bothering a soul Needless to say the split of my viewings did help me a lot to process the movie quite a lot actually the clapping laughing crowd I couldn't hear all the movies the film in front of me more even And there were things I had to acquire a taste for in the second doing in a much more lax environment This preamble seems very unnecessary Yeah, I watched the movie Talk about King Arthur It's in the video essay playbook I swear to God how many video essays actually just start and discuss the topic The rest of the so many that are just like I went to see the movie and then I saw it again, and I was able to Maybe he's gonna bring this back and be like everyone needs to see Oh, do you remember that when TLJ was coming out loads of people were saying like you have to see it more than once before really commenting on it like you shouldn't be Trying to review the film if you've only seen it the one time because TLJ is a film you have to see more than once I remember being like wow, is this like a marketing strategy or something? Like I'm not gonna go fucking pay to see that movie again. Like who would well Tension based on the scenes I knew we need to sink in a little more before I really grew to love them Oh So you had to grow to love so basically you gave yourself stockholms in You just kept going into the cinema until you Star Wars is good. I'll like it if I just see it one more time. Yeah Does does come across that way a little bit Kathleen promise you I do love this movie just as much as I love both the previous installment Wow, they do exist Yeah I think it was possible to love last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker. It was like mutually exclusive Maybe maybe that's what this video is about including the last Jedi You don't have to agree with anything I say in this video But it's the unending torrent of negativity the Star Wars fandom is so readily capable of producing your shit The movies are terrible. Yeah Yeah, I mean I'm stuck all the way back at like you would be saying that if it was the reverse Would you ever was just like oh, it's so awesome having so much fun I loved it like the unending praise it seems to be getting out of the fan base. It's like well I guess some people probably would put it that way. I Don't know. I just I'm still I just don't like how much negativity Well, no criticism is considered negative is frustrating because praise is considered positive when I think that's a They're conflating Like if you criticize a movie that makes you a toxic fan You can't just have a negative opinion of something after having like a balanced View of it. Oh, of course. I guess this guy is a disoid You're just supposed to like he must be if you love all three Like man You just I guess I wonder if he's gonna say he didn't like a Star Wars movie. I'm curious the original trilogy I Would I would I would have expected to say the prequels a lot of people who like the sequel trilogy hate the prequels I Wanted to try and shed a light on this film Maybe answer a few of the questions bothering this film's attractors if they'll listen, of course They don't we will listen. We we we will go through every argument sir. You have a month. Let's go Have to and given how poorly most of my non-fake content does in this channel This idea may prove dead before it even gets me anywhere But I'm going to dip my feet back into the world of video essays and attempt to stifle a little of people's hatred for This movie and the process who knows maybe I can convince some people to give it another shot. I Gave it. I gave it a shot. I gave it. I gave it two shots. I when I was reviewing it, you know, I You don't want to give this more than half a shot. Maybe just not at all actually I wish I had a full shot of alcohol Alcatisms huge disclaimer here as well. This video is going to be riddled with spoilers I don't intend to use any non-trailer footage from episode 9 I will have screenshots of it here and there sometimes a pretty key moment Audio clips as well. So be warned great. You are going to give evidence for your opinion. Yeah, right good I support you in this. We I am being positive there. Yeah, we're praising the video right now. Good stuff I am I'm glad you let all those people know that you're gonna be Potentially spoiling the incredible plot of the rise of Skywalker so they can experience it on their own This video will thoroughly spoil it for you. I do recommend you watch the film at least once before watching this With that being said, let's dive in. Here's a funny thought Ray has a villain's back story And even if JJ does decide to give Ray a proper bloodline It doesn't change the fact that she grew up with no one and nothing and had it only herself Let's wait a minute It's like a video in a video in a video, I think he's He's presenting an argument from by looking at other people because I kind of do this sometimes in my videos But I was just gonna look at what this is cinema wins, right? Maybe Well, we've covered him we covered him once right we're gonna we're gonna cover more in the future We got Joker stuff to do soon enough. No one and nothing. All right. There we go If JJ does decide to give Ray a proper bloodline, it doesn't change the fact that she grew up with no one and nothing and had only herself She had a lot of people there sounds like Well, this is the thing that I Think I can't remember if I've talked about it yet in my videos But now that we know the third films I could definitely have to Who was uncapped to her was he significant? Was he literally her dad for like 20 years? Yeah Give her to him Yeah, why the fuck did they give her to him and sell her into slavery which is what we were told, right? Yeah, and she got no friends She didn't make any friends of all the people there You'd think that they'd stick together or form groups or something for safety and camaraderie But I guess she didn't did she just not want to fit in so many questions And Luke had friends Thing and had only herself. Here's a hot take Ray being a Palpatine doesn't contradict the themes of the last Jedi It expands upon them. Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, right interesting. All right We've got a very special job today gentlemen. We're gonna have to Defend the idea That the rise of Skywalker contradicts the themes of TLJ despite the fact that we think the themes of TLJ are broken Okay, yeah, that's our task Yeah, okay, if we separate like our feelings about the movie From this completely and just go on the premise that the last Jedi is correct when it says Ray is nobody Well, the theme being that anyone can be a powerful Jedi has nothing to do with families or bloodlines even though that was something I fully believe the prequels covered. No, yeah, I thought that was pretty clear In fact, I thought that was blatantly obvious because discovering Ray's identity from my point of view was always about trying to explain her power and The implication being if you're from the family line of a really powerful Jedi it gives you like a step up Just give you a bonus But the last Jedi does actually say that bloodline matters because Snoke even says to Kylo I saw something truly special the potential of your bloodline So Snoke even says that maybe I think TLJ TLJ fans would say yeah, but Snoke was wrong Hmm But Snoke was speaking essentially as Palpatine. It's no from yeah the most Experienced and elderly fucking character in this universe. Well, I don't know if he's old the Yoda. I assume he is. I don't know Maybe not actually who fucking knows either way Let's pretend for a second that that is the point of TLJ and that they nailed it does TROS counter that so For me is to surface level it's like oh so she's a Palpatine that means you've ruined the idea that anyone could be a Jedi It's like no it just says that she's a Palpatine Yeah, that just is like if anything it's just She's you can be extra good Because of your bloodline, but also have the potential to be a Jedi regardless of bloodline It just sort of implies that really really good Jedi are Already in really amazing bloodlines because this is new territory for us We're like the defense lawyers for TLJ, but we don't like our candidate at all our defendant Whatever, we just said they're like we don't like you we would rather prosecute you and it's like You have to defend this argument like but I don't even believe this argument this argument If Rise of Skywalker had been better made and you did have Ray, you know, she is Palpatine's granddaughter. Okay Does that factor into then her temptation to the dark side and and her The idea that she's not all good and that she could be tempted to actually come round to his way of thinking and actually willingly serve him If the character being better developed you could have played on that, but there's none of that in this So it fails in what I think was one of the key things that was trying to put forward about her that she is Any yet, I can fall for the dark side though Any time I can be conflicted But not to this extent if you've Really, I think well, I think what they're putting forward here is like if you are Palpatine's granddaughter in some way you're you're More prone to go towards the dark side because he was Yeah, but is is that because is that knowing your lineage or is that just because intrinsically if you're part of Towards the dark We know the film's position on that don't we we know the film's position on that is that it doesn't matter at all because she becomes a Goodman Yeah, exactly, but yeah, but even but she goes straight for the seaweed but evil apparently that's not a bad man thing to do that Well, because I've always been confused by that scene. He's like you went straight for the dog It's like she didn't do fuck all she was just like oh, there's there's a hole in the island Yeah, it didn't even know what it was trying to say about her But then if you contrast that with like the original trilogy where Luke is Darth is Anakin's son and again he's got the same conflict of like you know He is tempted by the dark side He he almost gives into his anger and so on and the two of them are in that constant back and forth Trying to pull each other towards the light or the dark and it's part of their lineage of you know I'm Darth Vader's son. I could fall to the dark side just like he did I've got the same inherent flaw in me Potentially so I I think they could have gone with that with Ray and they were hinting at it But they just didn't know how to execute it To refocus in aid of this this video, I guess The for me if you had because broom boy still exists, right? And a lot of people would say broom boy was like the film definitively saying see everyone could be a Jedi And it's like yeah, we already knew that The rise of Skywalker doesn't fucking go visit broom boy and then establish that he didn't use the force to pick up a broom It was just a string that he pulled, you know, like it's not try and it didn't outwardly say you have to be a part of a bloodline to be Yeah, I could have been a palpatine you're right actually So this is kind of what I get that like I don't know that TROS takes a definitive stats It just made her a palpatine because I don't know I think JJ assumed that would be the most interesting thing to do with it Maybe create some conflict make it because you know we get what do we get as a result scenes where she's like oh my god Am I an evil man? Am I an evil man? I might be an evil man, and you're sitting there in the cinema like no, you're They imagine they had to see whether they're just fucking killing innocent people. I'd be like what how And that that would be a problem because well more reasons than one But I was just gonna say a tibs of like establishing. Yeah, if you're a palpatine, you're just evil That's just how it works, but we didn't you know we didn't get that so Maybe maybe we're gonna end up agreeing with him that it doesn't contradict the Thebes of TLJ because I don't know I don't I don't feel like Making her a palpatine means that no one can have the force unless they're part of a family bloodline That's kind of what might be that the theme hasn't been explored enough to make a definitive On the post side I found I did write a Kid in in my review of that film My note is broom kid is stupid. Fuck you Ryan Johnson That's that's just what I had That blood isn't everything and you don't have to have a hero's backstory to be a hero Anyone have the force and is it the last Jedi and rise of Skywalker knew that Ray being a sis granddaughter with money That water the future proof that lesson with a broom kid at the end who is in every sense of the word a nobody Yeah, but we don't know that but here's the thing Yeah, that was like what we were talking about like that was that was Ray Ray was a nobody up until they decided she wasn't Yeah, like broom kid could be anyone. Yeah And like Get Star Wars he's not familiar with it because he's like this is a big revelation. He's like no, it's not no You see the amount of races and aliens and versions of all different kinds of Jedi that were in the prequels I don't think anybody thought that all of their litiges light up to either a palpatine an Obi-Wan Codobee type or or a Skywalker. It's like all of them come back to that. It's like Unless you want to make the argument that all of them come from bloodlines that are all Jedi and Sith and that once all of them Get wiped out. There's no more Jedi and Sith to be like what? How do I even get started? Rise also expands upon this with Han Solo showing up as a for you as a force goes He was just a memory. Yeah, he was he's a memory made manifest by Leia Magic force power. Yeah Kylo that she managed she used her own memory and memory of Kylo's memories of Han to generate him for Kylo I didn't understand that when I saw I I just saw that Leia Reached out to Ben and then he got cheap-shotted and stood up and then he was just remembered solo for some reason I didn't think that Leia was connected to that at all My my assumption was just that Kylo was just seeing shit and he was thinking about yeah, that's it Yeah, it was very I think when we were reading through the Some of the leaks and info that were coming through are posted on like reddit and stuff One of those things that JJ hated was the fact that in their cut They made it really ambiguous as to what was happening when in his version. It was supposed to be really clear that it was her doing it I mean, I think it might have made more sense if Kylo got Stabbed by Rey and then he was like laying on the floor then the vision and then she healed him But I think that might have made more sense Perhaps because it'd be like oh you're dying What do you do with Rey that whole time? Is she just standing there or? Maybe I was she standing there going oh no Leia's dead I think they had to have partied ways before he could have his revelation that would ultimately redeem him Right, yeah, but if he was a good man before she left he'd be like hey Rey I'm a good man now I thought Leia Leia died and that's what made Kylo stop So how yeah, then use her force power to make the memory of consolo Yeah, that that was my first interpretation of I was just I don't get it I don't understand why he had that hallucination. I well now in the sequels I guess like I said before being dead is kind of an advantage if you are a Jedi So maybe her force ghostness like from the grave. She used her force powers to influence him But they just didn't have the budget or the care to make a force ghost version of her But yeah, I'm surprised this guy's referred to him as a force ghost because that just fucks with everything Yeah, he's not yeah, he's if you believe this is a force ghost that fucks with everything Yeah, he sends the word a nobody Ryze also expands upon this with Han Solo showing up as a force ghost and Finn feeling Rey's death through the force Anyone can still have the force. It's just that once he thinks that Han Solo's a force ghost Therefore anyone can have the force. Dude, that would be there be force ghosts everywhere Just walking around like oh, fuck. Yeah, like they'd always be influencing everything God, could you imagine all the time everything would be a massive tug-of-war by invisible spectral armies Like what can the force goes fight each other as well? Oh, just never end. Can they Dr. Strange it? It's like a dodgeball game, but when you're out you can throw bowls from the outside just in What's the point of knocking them out? Just imagine you'd be a pain in the arse like you're driving to work and he's like oh Shit the ghost armies are fighting in they just run up the road at each other. They are like off Fucking ghost dude Like millions In a perpetual internal Aliens arrive and they're just like what is what? What do you all have glowy sticks? What is this? Specific example has been changed while like three still remain totally intact Also, what's the point of him specifically saying he's force sensitive if everybody is some people definitely aren't I guess his Is that that's proof that everybody is that Finn is Like not really. Yeah. Well, well that is it's it's the other stuff, but with So like not everyone can use the force if some people are specifically for sensitive But a force sensitive person can come from anywhere. Hmm. It's like Ratatouille with being a cook Yeah Yeah And Similarly anyone can make a difference, but he might just be saying that because he thinks The force is something about destiny Well, it's so crazy because this video seems to be directed to people who hated the film because they loved the TLJ So this isn't you this isn't like men for us. It's so interesting to watch because we're just like on the sidelines like to both sides Well neither of you guys to win and similarly anyone can make a difference in the grand scheme of things anyone can be a rebel Anyone can be a rebel. Yeah, that's not exactly news is it Ray has just been used to explore another element of this lesson one that goes a little farther than the last Jedi The lesson of the second film is you don't have to be special to be well Special and even later in Rise of Skywalker go when you say that they reinforce that like really tell me where You're supposed to mean that you don't have to be special to be special So like Conceptually will ignore the cluster fuck that creates and go into so what was so Han was force sensitive because he just was or What did he do that was for sensitive? I don't think there is any I think he his idea that Han is Force sensitive comes from his misunderstanding that Han was a force ghost as opposed to a delusional hallucination Yeah, because Han they very deliberately do not present him the glow with the blue hologrammy ghost He's specifically I think that was so weird It's because he he acted like one, but he didn't look like one Yeah, and I was at that point wondering is this Disney fucking with us or making a mistake or Like I the meta aspect of it entered into my Yeah, my my assessment of what I saw they have Kylo say you're just a February like okay All right, I always felt like that was the film being like this is not a force ghost This is not a force ghost I'm picking up the second film is you don't have to be special to be well special and even later in Rise of Skywalker Han and Finn both reinforce that but Ray proves something else entirely even if your destiny was laid out before you Even if you were supposed to be the next Empress of the universe If you asked Palpatine sure, but not if you asked anyone else Like I guess the city movie that comes in like right at the end Yeah, like that's like this whole thing about destiny it Is that even a thing in Star Wars? What because they had the prophecy for Anakin I guess it applies to Anakin, but that's about it It doesn't even apply to you people People throw the word destiny around quite a bit in the movies But it's just their way of trying to motivate people like it usually comes to nothing Yeah, it normally means like fulfill your potential Unless there's a little prophecy where it's like you will do this destiny like Palpatine had plans for her But that's not her destiny Yeah, cuz she could just shoot herself in the head do that I mean she doesn't do those things Don't have to be special to be special Next Empress of the universe with evil power beyond any what came before you you can still be a hero instead Luke kind of taught us that lesson by being Darth Vader's son But Vader was still Anakin Skywalker at one point He was a Jedi first need I remind you that when he betrayed the Emperor He was going back to the light not to it in the first place Hero even if he got bent to the will of a devil Ray is basically the Star Wars. He got bent the will of a devil Not sure I follow that this is where he got bent to the will of a deficit I think it's kind of you know Anakin was a fallen angel and then but he was still an angel because he returned to it Yeah, but like the problem is this is several like layers of argumentation We disagree with like with several layers back. So this stuff is sort of just residue foundation. We don't And even then it's just And she still chooses to be a Jedi she still chooses to be okay here So you can't choose and have destiny those things are not compatible not to mention that her choice is so fucking Not there. What is your choice become emperors of the universe like Hmm She's just like, I don't know why would I want to be there like we've got nothing to work with for why she would even Yeah, the thing is though. She actually agrees until Kylo Kicked by the Knights of Ryan. I always said she's actually do it. She's just toying with Palpatine, right? Just delaying him Maybe she wrecky. She somehow senses Kylo. I assume that's what they were going for with that. I Don't the problem is Daisy really can't act her facial expression is always the same so I can't tell what she's supposed to be feeling Hero Let's talk about Palpatine. All right was that fine in the film Some things are stronger than blood. Yeah, was yeah Yeah, Luke says it Is it is the point is like she's like I'm a Palpatine. Oh my god. He's like it doesn't matter. You can be a good man Okay, I just didn't remember that that line being in the film I was wondering if it was one of those, you know trailer things that got cut Me what the explanation for Palpatine being back is however in case anyone was missing that context Some of whom may even have seen the movie but just not caught it. Here's all the explanation you need You serious really this wow You're sorry about my wants together when all weird what time 356 is where we're at. All right, let me go to that 356 That is not Hold up. Why don't we get in there? 356 right? Mm-hmm. All right. Is that where it's at for you? Press play see if it pushes us there No, that's definitely not 356 Cuz it just did autism with my watch together You is that we can 352 You know what's funny about using this as an argument it's like you realize that even in the film You could tell it was fucking meme. They were like, oh, it just works. Shut up. That's what that is It's just it just works. It's just don't think about it. It's just dark evil stuff It just works. It's it's evil search means you'll never do it So I don't have to explain it exactly only evil people do it. It's only things that evil Natural We already established in episode three that Palpatine knows the secret to immortality. Um, how do you know that was a lie? Yeah, yeah, cuz he lied to him doing it. He'd be that like he tricked Anakin as a whole thing Yeah, it's almost like he was just telling him what he wanted to hear because he knew what his underlying fear was That's how you can manipulate him the important part I think he's forgotten is when Anakin's like just help me save her and he goes. Yeah, I'm sure together We'll figure it out. It's like what way? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? You said you knew and he's like, no, no, I said that we can figure it out. Yep This is like I don't know Maybe I've got a stupid reading of the prequels, but I always assumed the Palpatine was like, ah You you're concerned Padme's gonna die. Well, just putting it out there. I know how to save it You know like you do is like I mean, I guess he's going for the idea that at this point in time He knew the secret to immortality, which was which how you gonna just dark side I'm gonna reconcile that with the ending of this episode as well. It's like is he dead. Is he really? I'm so tired of this the their arguments are usually pretty weak as to how this makes sense But even if they win and they determine definitively that yes, he is immortal It's like how the fuck did you kill him still get killed by an explosion of a death star? That's the that's the problem you go like oh he was vaporized It's like like he was an episode six twice like you can't say this you can't And yeah, I do not tell me that his hand lightning is more powerful than a starred the Death Star exploding There's a clip of us talking about this in a previous e-fap before the film came out And I said like if they kill Palpatine in the new film They're gonna like reduce him to atoms in order to try and convince us that this time He's definitely dead and it's funny because that's what they do But it's still not enough you can't reduce him to atoms and conclude. He's dead because you did that already Yeah, but this time it was dark power sithness this time. He did it to himself That's the only thing that can kill he's like Hitler. All right. The only person to kill Palpatine is Palpatine I love it as well. It's like how come the lightning in episode three just made him really ugly But in the next one it killed him It's like cuz Ray use two lightsabers obviously idiot. It's this supercharged lightning that can take out an entire Yeah Why though why any of it though? I just get tired now He's And him being able to survive an explosion of this scale well, it doesn't really bother me. What do you mean survive? Should bother you well, we'll see damn fucking do he didn't survive He's look at him. He's gas Not even in the picture anymore Oh Like he's like if imagine you have like a an Olympic-sized swimming pool and you you drop Like a little bee drop of ink in there and then it just turns to nothingness. That's essentially what's happening here. I Just love the idea that you could bottle him I've connected the spirit of Palpatine I love you know what he's like all right doesn't bother me. He survived It's like you wouldn't be bothered by fucking anything that would you like you just do it. He just becomes a t-rex. You're like, I don't know Well at this point, let's just hand wave away anything by saying kind of didn't bother me That's what just right used to do well bother me two years ago. I think now God Sunrise on Saturday Yeah, well to be honest, this is a universe. We're getting cut in half doesn't kill you shut up People get cut in half in real life and survive they can't get vaporized in real life You cannot survive getting destroyed twice on such an insane cannot survive a residence, okay? D-resonance is permanent This is like in Star Trek when you get hit by a phaser and you just you just Vaporize right you can't survive that There's nothing even left of you They can't even scrape anything together to put into a little box. You're just gone D-thinged God doesn't bother me Immortality and him being able to survive Three You said that like Now that's our No You can't do that wreckage left it's like well that I guess no one dies in car accidents God there's so much wrong with that argument. It's like first of all they invented that it was destroyed It was vaporized as well Secondly, there was plenty of wreckage to survive the explosion inside What do you know now that that adds an even different aspect to where he survives Inside of it after being exploded and then exploded again He's alive inside the wreckage as it plummets to the planet hanging on for dear life He's going through the atmosphere I After a week of traveling through space Why does this happen to me All of it crashes he survives. He's just like Jesus Christ Ah luckily he had this nice soft ocean to break his Come on dude like your brain the cognitive dissonance is exploding doesn't make any sense at all Then it lands things calm down Dude I'm just picturing doing doggy paddle the whole time It's like I never actually thought I'd have to swim First things first let's come a knife that suits the wreckage Number one Thing in there some day this person has honestly submitted that the wreckage of the death star explains what He's swimming across the ocean He's thinking about his days in the Senate where he was nice and comfy and everybody loved him. He's like what He shocks the entire planet Holy co-systems Millions It's the fucking shocks fall everyone who survived that that wreckage plummeting to the planet This is really sad Palpatine holding a fish He's dead My first friend on this new planet and I He's really against animal cruelty. It's more of a like But I could never kill another animal I'll go to a planet where there's no I Think sir Exegol has no wild life because it's a piece of it when it would nothing lives It's the only planet worthy of me. I'm gonna make my own life Snoke clothes I'm gonna explain it over time. Oh My goodness, I think this video is actually broken our brains. I mean This desperation is like he makes sense though. It makes sense. I swear Like I like I wanted I just a movie of where Palpatine gets up to between Episode six episode nine like where he goes like he's a traveling Bard or he's hitchhiking across the galaxy like please you wouldn't believe who I am I just need to get to Exegol. Have you heard of it? I Heard nothing lives there. I'm just gonna go there and make What are you gonna call this though? He just has this all planned out He's just like yeah, I figured if ever this happened to me, I'd make a fucking clone call it Snoke He's he's swimming away from the Death Star and he gets on this some deserted island stuff right now all these plans It's like cast away Oh The Wilson Vader's force ghost been watching him the whole time. Like you're a fucking embarrassment. He's like shut up. You died You didn't survive those two explosions Yeah, how come Darth Vader didn't survive. He's not as force force tisms as palpatisms. That's it makes sense. Oh my goodness Yeah, let's let's wind him back does he look fucking unscathed Well, it doesn't really bother me to be honest, this is a universe. I don't mean to just press on this But how does it not bother you? First we're getting cut in half doesn't kill you for evil enough We see there's plenty of wreckage to be used as protection here and clearly he didn't survive unscathed Palpatine is physically blind to form to the point that he's basically a dead man walking He has to maneuver. Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, dude But the new visualization the novel or whatever says he's actually a clone That's not the original because the original got destroyed Sucks doesn't it when those Like this as well, he's not strong guys. He's not like healthy when he sir. It's like, okay This is storytelling checkmate right here. Like doesn't matter what you do. It's gonna be bullshit Well, this kind of logic, right? Let's just give me give me a contradiction from TLJ rags go Let's see I would so let's just start at the very very beginning the first order really really really Wants to destroy the resistance, but they don't just destroy the radice They couldn't fire on the radice yet because the the there's a technician working on making the cannons Aim forward they can only aim down at planets, right? And so he's currently working on making aim forward. He hasn't done it yet So they had to shoot the base first because they had no other choice. Oh Fair enough. I guess TLJ was really excellent. I just didn't know that's my novelization. It's called TLJ It makes sense shut up and that's what I feel like he's doing right now Like hey, man, you know if you think about it all these things. I don't know What else can we do like the disappearing knife be like actually though a lot of weapons Holographic weapons and they run out of battery after a decent amount of time and unfortunately for that God His knife ran out of battery the moment he could have used it to kill Ray It's all in the books. You have to read the books. You have to read the books. Yeah What else is there? Space chase why they couldn't just light speed ahead to head them off at the past none of none of those ships had light speed No, they could use it once it could use it once It didn't has to recharge This is where it gets really funny because if you do a correction Declan scans You're reading the book and it says they had no hyperspace and then later on it says no wait. No, they had one This is very poorly written Randomly correcting it Around on a crane we also get to see a potential explanation for what dark side force power captain alive all these years That's probably He steals life from all kinds of probably from those weird acolytes. That's what he's been doing. He's been eating them Your life force, please Good thing I have all these acolytes that we've just created for this movie so I could suck the life force out of them When he got to that planet, it was just a bunch of dudes that he's like you want to be my acolytes like yeah, sure Don't really do much here. So so Tell you this may involve me sucking edge. I Just palpatine basically just showed up to X a goal to become a truck stop crack Or he just lives by sucking off random people that come by State of Star Wars, hey, well it makes sense though makes sense though totally Ray and Kylo this works way better than he expected it to because of their dyad nature in the force and raw power But assumedly if he was doing this on normal people or weaker force users, it would only heal him so much You are extrapolating making shit up. You're fucking making shit up You are just making shit up. Just admit it By normal people in normal force users they they can only heal him a certain amount, but a dyad That's like super energy for him and it gets him back to normal It's the average day of palpatine. He wakes up grabs one of those alkylites fucking sucks him dry Next one tomorrow coffee in the morning. He has like an acolyte He's been there for if he's been there for I don't know how ever many years and let's say he gets three meals a day So it's three Dude those acolytes was fuck like buddies He's in horrible shape it'd be running away almost as quickly as he could heal it and as such he'd be desperate to continue the sith beyond him So yes, I you really should write the novelization dude go for it get in there He doesn't want to continue the sith. He wants to continue Himself it's not the same What I have all the sith. Oh That's a line isn't it If he dies his ambition might still live on this would also go away is to explaining why Padme died in revenge of the sith If Vader was stealing her life force to maintain his own and oh, hey look I'm not the first person to say that something. I've always found interesting about this scene What? Um, no, I thought the theory was that palpatine would have drained her life and gave it to vader Why would vader deliberately kill padme to save his own life? That wouldn't yeah Yeah, I'm surely with all of the jedi getting killed and purged you'd think you'd have plenty of them to feed off of Also, just random fucking acolytes again to bring them in just like anyone bob come in here Bob is displeased Vader was dying. Why are bob's clothes lying here on the floor, sir? No Put them in his coffin. He fell down a whole He took his clothes off and jumped out of the window. It was very strange. Don't speak of this to anyone though He said he wanted to keep it between us. This is him. They could find a way to beat death together What if he struggled to find a cure? I like how palpatine across all of ephab is just this goofy fucking character to us And then episode nine comes out and is like, yes, your fate is sealed forever Stay alive vader used the dark side of the forest with citysis help to actually take padme's life No, why would why the fuck would he do he wouldn't act? His whole motivation was to save her life. He wouldn't why would he ask if she's okay? He would know he killed it Plus like to drain the energy out of someone don't they have to be like physically next to you So you can do it like you can't do it from half the galaxy away No, you can just literally kill people at will That's a pretty useful skill. Yeah, you'd think citys would use that more quite easily You see you can only do it when you know the person's name and where they might sort of be Also, wow talk about fucked up. Imagine vader Drained her life before she gave birth killing the twins and her to save him. I'll just be like damn, dude You're a hardcore But yeah, I'm I'm actually I think they probably should have gone with the idea that citys somehow did that The problem is just logistically. How is that possible? He's got like this You know like the little visual they do Of having like a stream of air that goes from his hand to ray and kylo Like that stream goes from his planet all the way through the universe and connects to padme and yoda's like what the fuck is that? I don't know The droids are like I think but they had through it up and down like I don't know what this is I feel somewhere like there's a weird ghost tentacle that's come through the window and it's going Fight the pregnant woman. I my training didn't prepare me for this. Is this a sexual thing? I just wanted to touch you from across the galaxy. There's nothing weird about that But you think it's weird. I don't think it's weird It's posed on the carpet Oh You got a restraining I've got a power I am keeping my 200 meter distance away from you. What are you talking about? I'm on the way over here on x ago Yo, it's like start serious. He's like no. No, it's not John John John Sidious This mischievous idiot Lip It would be perfectly fitting for the actual meaning of the Darth Plague's story to have the opposite outcome Vader's life was saved. Sidious never said how it was done. Also, other than The plan was never to save Darth Vader's life. What do you mean? He never said how it was done. He's on the fucking operating table. Yeah, it's right there Machines and medicine the life-saving surgery saved his life He has like the equivalent of a modern sci-fi iron lung that he's walking around in This is like when people like have a problem with themselves and they get surgery and doctors spend like 20 hours in surgery to save them And they're like, oh Thank Jesus saved me. It was The herbal medicine the herbal medicine Yeah, it was my faith that healed me. He's like, bitch. It was the 20-hour surgery It was a guy that was a scalpel like really? Okay. Is that really all right? Well, you know, I just don't even pay us We didn't do anything Something the Emperor doesn't seem to save you much. Yeah, he's a really good surgeon from Mexico The idea he's like he drained the life from Padme with the help of Palpatine. It's like he didn't really do a good job, did you? He's still like was all of her life force really not worth that much because look at you How come when he drained her life it didn't have all like the big blue thing coming out of him? Like it does an episode nine. That's what I was saying. It goes through the whole universe connects to Padme Oh You can just hear the Emperor's voice echoing through it like let this happen. Let this happen. Yes more more don't stop Yes Accidentally hits the wrong person just some guy in the waiting room Yes This is weird. It's like a weird air tentacle chasing me You know, I feel like someone's watching you and touching you, but they're not I've heard people saying this movie doesn't take risks, but clearly that isn't Who possessed them to think that was a good Touching is I guess that's definitely a face I could expect to touch me across After all the fucking stories we've been generating about it. Doesn't that face just match it perfectly? John Sidious Oh, and he just he just said like this film took risks. That's like one of those big go-kart moments It's like took risks. It's like I don't fucking care what risks it took. How did it execute them? The decisions to bring back Palpatine and relate rate to him upset so many people This was probably the plan all along and I just know it No, how do you conclude that? This was probably oh because they nailed it so well it must have been the plan they had all That fucking interview where he's like, yes, uh, JJ Abrams called me like early 2019. It's like, oh Planned all along He called me up I don't think it ever changed in this general direction the entire time they were planning these films. No, what? How do you conclude that these films hate each other these films pretend like the others don't exist If you're stuck between two completely unknown things then the one that's true is probably the one that you want it to be That's science I knew it. Yep People like talking about how much JJ railed against the last Jedi But they somehow failed to mention him saying he wished the movie was his idea But there was an arcs. Um So no So first thing I would say to this guy is do you think there is a single fucking universe where JJ would publicly admit That TLJ is not something he liked you think that's possible with how His stat So, uh, I don't know if you guys know about this but the fan the fan forced a guy The guy who like spoke out on twitter about how much is it Warner Brothers or whatever ruined his film for fan Yeah, he doesn't get work anymore Or at least not the work he could have gotten Um, this is like an unwritten rule that you don't shit on anyone publicly when you're in this business You got to be very careful the fact that we got What mark hamill said is amazing like seeing that shit and the best you usually get is the kind of stuff You see from the game of thrones cast Where they go, hey, what did you think of the season finale and then they give you a face and then they go I really liked it. It was so good It was great And then you have like why would Tyrion think that hiding in a crypt when you're being attacked by the undead was a Good idea and he's like, huh? Yeah, you think that he'd be smarter than that This is the kind of what I'm getting at it's like see publicly JJ said it was a good idea. It's like, yeah, did you watch his film? Where he said like a Jedi's weapon deserves more respect. It's like Are you retarded? basically, uh I I don't think citing an interview where he's promoting the movies is a good place to decide Where his sort of opinions lie about TLJ. That's that's all I'm saying Except for the trilogy and JJ said he loved Orion's script so much. He was jealous. He didn't make it himself He's taken something very different from that I wish this absolute retard had never come to this movie and I was just giving it instead How does he explain Mary Sue? How does he explain the uh, the fact that he turned the holdover maneuver into a one in a million shot That fucks with everything in TLJ. He loves it so much. He took like direct pot shots At the film. He hated it so much. He tried to reverse it. I can picture He even got rid of Rose Tico basically like That was brilliant I I picture this quote like someone saying like did you like it and he goes Uh, yeah, it's so good. I wish I was making it You know like you sound a little bit angry and he's like, oh, no, no, no, no No, no, not me. I wish I was making that film. You're like, oh You okay there buddy? He's like no. Yes. Yes. Yes And that he was inspired by the last Jedi to be to fucking ruin the last Jedi Yeah, I think that you might be the only person on the planet earth who believes that Yeah, this is a surprising take most people conclude that not only did JJ Abrams not like the last Jedi that he actively hated it Thus as evidenced by the scenes in the film he made shitting on the last Jedi and again It stands to reason that publicly he would be saying very positive things about the last Jedi because he wants to continue working in Hollywood I don't blame him for that. I I could imagine there's a lot of pressure to keep your opinions to yourself when you're that high up absolutely Be bolder with his final film Rather than try to interpret rise of Skywalker to mean something that builds upon the meaning of the last Jedi The fans have been quick to assume that it contradicts those scenes just because of a few changes to the building blocks Just of just a few changes It literally does contradict so much of the last year The It outright retcons parts of it. Yeah, uh Again, I I've said it before but I'll say it again. Holdo's maneuver being one out of a million means that she was trying to escape when she failed Thanks for fucking with his uh his idea that she heroically saved the day JJ Again, I don't care because I think Holdo's a fucking terrible character and that the holder maneuver shouldn't even be a possibility But for those who love the last Jedi including ryan johnson They're gonna be upset about that aren't they because they're gonna be like dude You just recontextualized my scene thus destroying it like Let's just put it this way, right? Um, it's not exactly one in a million, but If I had like a relatively sizable Well, I was just gonna say like Fuck I'll just use you right so we're in a street ranks. I'm a mile away from you in a straight street I'm gonna fire A gun it's windy, but I'm firing it like 90 degree angle Uh away from you like from me So the only way that bullet's gonna hit you is like the harshest of fucking wids I don't even sure it would be possible at that point, but let's just say those are the odds Um There's a hurricane. There's magnets. There's box of burn So yeah, again, you're a mile away and you're told this is about to happen. It's like do you start running for cover? If I see you making that shot, do I run for cover? I'm uh, you you're told I'm a mile away and I'm doing that I'm aiming at 90 degree angle away from your direction from my position and I'm gonna fire a pistol Are you concerned that bullet's gonna hit you? No, I'm not concerned that bullet will hit me. Well, it's weird because Even though that's probably more likely than what in a billion. I don't know fucking. I'm not a Physicist physicians. That's what they're called. Uh huck seems to treat it as though. It's a fucking guarantee, doesn't he? Yeah, he does. He is terrified Interesting for one in a million Definitely interesting That guy, I don't it's almost like he knows something that we don't know You know, I just love it's like this guy tells you that's what I'm doing a mile away and then you just go Fucking fire on that man like millions of shit. It's just a firing missiles at me Oh disaster averted You could have hurt somebody dude Specifically me you could have hit me From over here playing the game even safer if this movie didn't attempt to pull the rug out from underneath you at least A couple of times say what you want about it But I can safely tell you that I never expected Ray to be a palpatine And after digesting the story a little I can confidently say that I'm very fond of how this changes the meaning of this trilogy A trilogy by the way that does have a through line It's a story of unlikely heroes who come from ledgers soaked in red Men and women who fought tooth and nail to make up for their mistakes and not succumb to the darkness that created them Yeah, that's all well and good But you'd have to go through each of them and then realize how faultily written it all is So luke's failures are just something we're told about Pose failures aren't failures Ray's failures are being too nice Kylo's failures are he's confused What a great story Yeah, we've really got some and the one person who is actually evil and terrible nice He's good place not really though, but no no he'll be okay You talking about snow I've talked oh, I've talked about kylo, but fuck it. Why not Finn was a stormtrooper who tried to abandon the resistance po was a drug dealer who got Okay, so fin was brainwashed and a slave to be like he's got red in his ledgers like that's not fucking fair He broke out of the brainwashing according to this Series of movies in the scene we see him in force awakens That was apparently the force waking him up, right? Which it does with some people sometimes which is a terrible fucking thing to say About just oh my god if the force is a character you'd slap him What the fuck are you doing? So, yeah, that's you can't say that about Like what has finn done wrong? Can anyone actually identify anything he's done wrong in this trilogy? Outside of murdering the stormtroopers, but you could say that's self-defense even though it doesn't make sense with this character What's whoever brought over the fuck ever a stormtrooper who tried to abandon the resistance po was a oh So his mistake was trying to abandon the resistance when his goal was to save ray remember that He wasn't part of the resistance to abandon and he He was to save ray man. They should really do something with these two characters They seem to really way of fin especially seems to really care about her He's just that that's that's where he's identifying the flaw for fin is that he tried to abandon the resistance He's leaving out the context that he did it to save ray and that he didn't fucking join the resistance You can't like just like someone not getting involved in this war does not make them an evil person Fucking even dj is like They just shoot at each other like these people At this point, we don't even know what the first order ruling would even be like Yes, they're they're assholes and killing everybody, but Uh, they're doing that to search for luke and they want to kill luke so that he doesn't prevent It's like there's all this context. We don't know about because they didn't do any will building But you know from fin's perspective. He's like, yeah, you guys can fight your war. I'm just trying to save my friend He I even think that's one-to-one dialogue from him To save my friend pot anyway Fin was a stormtrooper who tried to abandon the resistance po was a drug dealer who got a lot of people killed Po was a drug dealer I I I can't help but I have to put this on record now You guys it abuts time Oh my god, it's exactly a month's time now because it's april first for me as of it as of a minute ago. Wow April wow, you're really far ahead. No in a month's time. I said over into march It's exactly a month's time from now. That's crazy because i'm about to make a point that's entirely relevant to that I am releasing two april fool's videos moopa is I mean he's gonna he's gonna have control of my channel for a day He's gonna be releasing a gadelb episode naturally, but he's also going to be releasing a different video that I've actually shown rags already um again and Without giving too much away It's parodying someone and it's going to make a lot of arguments in favor of rise of skywalker and I actually say in the video that po is uh, identifies by being a a drug dealer And people laugh when I say that because it's bullshit Like it's made out of nothing. He was he was a spice runner if anything you can call him Someone who dealt drugs maybe uh Wait, he's I don't mean like an actual drug dealer. I like in it. It's the it's the connotation is the point We assume if he's in a world that's uh, I don't know This is the other problem. I can't even make these assumptions because of uh, we don't know how long the first order versus the republic We're in charge. We don't know if the laws were fair under the republic. Whatever He he ran spice with uh those characters on on what was it kujimi? and so um, I say in my video That like That's part of his redemption or his identity that he's a drug dealer Even though it's essentially like a throwaway thing in the rise of skywalker that didn't even have like relevance in the other films It's just there But like he's using it as a like a legitimate thing. I use it as a joke in my video um So like reals A lot of people are saying it would be uh, he'd be a mule rather than dealing it moving it I mean, yes, but he's not so In that sense, he's not so different from han solo. Yeah smuggler We don't know why he does it anyway. This is the problem. We have no context. We're calling him a drug dealer It's just like dab dude. You gotta be careful with that. You don't know exactly what's going on there I'm surprised you went with that instead of the uh, the thing people usually go with right that he failed In the beginning of tlj because he was too arrogant or whatever my point was I'm looking forward to you guys seeing that video and that uh, I make this point in it even though it's a parody So you might think that I make that point to reference this video, but it's actually not But I just I love how things work out that way It's fun makes it not succumb to the darkness that created them Finn was a stormtrooper who tried to abandon the resistance po was a drug dealer who got a lot of people killed Even after he came to the light That was cold people he got people killed people get killed in wars He got a lot of people killed after he came to the light implying that like any kind of smuggling job means you're a bad person Wait, who are we talking about right now? I'm I'm po He got a lot of people killed. Um, and he said even after he came to the light I find it's so weird to refer to that as coming to the light Coming to the light. Yeah, that is really weird as if if you're a spice runner, you're just a bad person doing it for bad things Got a lot of people killed every general gets people killed Well, I mean how many times we've been over this like this is not a mistake in this opening If anything he did incredible with the tools he had at his disposal, which are these shitty bombers Half a tie fighter kills three of them It's insane They're like the worst things ever and po managed to destroy the dreadnought which he confirms as a fleet killer They'd all be dead if not for what he did And then the resistance po was a drug dealer who got a lot of people killed even after he came to the light Ray was supposed to be a sith lord yet because of the good in them and they're Supposed to be he said there's red in their ledgers and he described. She's supposed to be a sith lord That's not red in her ledger. That's the weird destiny that some guy told her she has Yeah, you can't say, you know, your father was a bad person. That's a mark on you Like if we if we're gonna take all the other arguments seriously, it's like po you abandon the resistance po No, sorry thin. You abandon the resistance po. You you got a whole bunch of people blow it up Ray that guy over there says you're gonna be evil She's like what why is that a what? What that's not he's like you all need to redeem yourselves Go kill that guy It's pretty much him up show him who's boss Bonds all three of them became heroes in their own right. That is not meaningless And speaking of villains becoming heroes meaningless Let's talk about ben solo. Okay, kylo starts this film just as unhinged and angry as he was in the last Jedi as he finishes Okay, kylo ren is exactly the same in every movie. He's confused and has no fucking clue what's happening. It's like Yeah He's gonna be a good guy sometimes Luckily, he is right before he dies. So it's concluded that he's a hero. It's like, oh, that's wonderful He's still reeling from his non-fight with luke and he's never struggled harder with his identity The ember coming back only oh my god identity seems really he seems really fucking committed My whole video the end I talk about the themes of identity I feel like this guy is like influenced me without having seen it yet It's like a rival. He's the reason I made the video even though I made it before I saw it Oh my challenges him on this even more Here's his chance to make a final decision either overthrow the emperor and Yeah, it was a final decision Yeah, because all the other ones weren't final when he killed han solo It wasn't final when he assaulted this place wasn't final those planets when he was okay with blowing up those five planets That wasn't final for most people that would be like, okay If you chopped ray into tiny little flashy pieces and then submitted to emperor palpatine And then 10 years later. He'd said actually i'm good and chopped off palpatine's head This guy would be describing the seat at the end of rise the skywalker has been like it wasn't his final decision That was uh him still thinking he might be evil. It's like, uh-huh It's a really meaningful arc, you know, you just you just evil until you're not I guess and if he had died any point along the way then the previous thing he would have done would have been his final decision and what then Or rise up against him and win the war as a jedi He tries to get ray to help him win as kylo ren but so much damage has been done He came this close to becoming ben solo again in the last jedi And not understanding ray's choice not to take his hand. He relapses right back into kylo ren Only something's not the same the mask has cracks now because what are Yes This is what I argue unironically in my parody video I say it doesn't go against ryan johnson's vision because it's supposed to represent his broken personality Like it's it's it's it's taking ryan johnson's vision further. It's just like I was fucking joking Like this is supposed to be a serious argument. You just don't understand how super galaxy brain smart you are He likes it or not. He did try to leave it behind He didn't understand how integral that mask was to kylo ren like darth vader before him He could only stay that way without the mask for so long Oh, it was like the actual man is he saying the actual mask is what's keeping him as kylo ren Yeah, just like darth vader And he becomes anakin again. That's how that worked. It wasn't that he was anakin or to kill the emperor Or to have a meaning or anything. It's just it's actually the mask Would any like specifically that one or could it be any other man? It's one of the most petty decisions to me and rise of skywalker because jayda doesn't do anything with the mask He just drops it randomly Like it's I don't we don't even see it drop. It's just gone Between scenes and you're like, oh, okay Like he brought it back just as a fuck you to ryan basically Screw you. I'm getting my helmet back. You're like, all right. Fine. Have it back And then he was like, actually, I don't I don't care about it now. I need I need it to go I think there it goes Funny thing is he even puts a stupid little bit of banter about it with hox in there as well Oh, yeah Hux is intimidated by it. I guess I don't know. Yeah. Kyler's like, oh, you're scared of me in the mask and hox No, it's fine. It's cool. And someone else is like, yeah, I like it It's just so petty Through it was only a matter of time before he turned back Han's scene is the best thing in this movie. Wow I'm glad Harrison Ford agreed to go on credit. So this would stay a surprise The scene is full of motion and payoffs that were set up as early as the force awakens As early as the force awakens like, whoa I mean, like the earliest it could have Yeah, because Kyler didn't exist before Yep, it's obviously my favorite piece of quiet conversation in this trilogy One of my favorite scenes in all of star wars the way kylo's words from when he killed han or turned against him The way he holds his lightsaber the same way he did back on that bridge And for that matter the masterful set up to this moment during his duel with rey How is that masterful? And I love it But he's telling himself that This is memory of Han, you fool. It's not a force ghost That's why it's a horrible scene No one else has forgiven him. He's forgiving himself He's just like he's just creating a cheap straw man of the person he murdered And it's like you forgive me, right? Yeah, okay, good I was in doubt there Oh I'm a okay. He actually is clear me Han Solo's actual force ghost ends up. He's like, I don't actually forgive you I'm watching a charade going you fucking killed me when I was offering help. You piece of shit. I hate you a lot of people Then the memory is like no don't listen to him. I love you. It's like who the fuck is this? He's like he's swearing like a fucking sailor. It'd be amazing Like Han Solo was just ripping into Kylo for everything he did wrong That one point he's like, how are you uh, how are you a force ghost? He's like the dark side That's many abilities You're like, well you're at the dark side Because fucking at this point you don't need any rules Because here when rey stabs our opponent in this fight It's kylo who dies and when his body is reborn only bent That doesn't make any sense though when he was de-resonated kylo ren died There was a little part of you that was evil and I fucking stabbed it I guess I just stabbed the evil out of you. So to clarify Do we not believe that laia was doing it? It's like um, I mean She was though. I thought that was the whole thing Well, no, that's what's been said about it But if you look at the scene for what it is laia has been dead for a while by the time he sees han Yeah, she dead So like do I like if we're going strictly from what we see in the film It's like no, I'm assuming that's just entirely kylo seeing him. It's got nothing to do with laia Unless laia is as a force ghost projecting hard there like puppeteering him And she's just off off into the corner of the cabra starting on a platform like An incredibly emotional this moment sees both of the processes in episode eight where rey and kylo saw each other turning come true And laia's sacrifice ensures that rey's return Laia's sacrifice Oh, wait, how does rey turn? um Cheap shots him again by attacking kylo. She's turning to the dark side Oh Kylo's gonna kill her Well, they were sword fighting Well, what how is it? Yeah, but she should have sensed that he was giving up and she should have just been like, oh, it's cool He's giving into the dark side rags. That's what that means. Oh, okay. That's what it means Back to the light and heal the body that kylo can no longer haunt again to revisit healing the body that kylo can no longer haunt What this is some weird shit, dude Because remember because remember like ben and kylo like these are this is the same person You just call this person kylo when he's being evil and ben when he's being not as evil Or neutral if anything Like I almost feel like these people are tricking themselves into thinking It's actually two different people who aren't responsible for anything the other person does Oh, sona chass said you're wrong molla. She doesn't disappear until after that scene. She's dead She's dead though. She's under the sheet She dies like that Kylo kylo and rey turns into dracula right on a table Cover her with a sheet kylo and rey react to her death Not her sleeping She took a nap. They're like, she's not mama's taking a nap to be quiet. We don't want to wake her up here Dead. Oh, yeah the words of total. She's fucking dead. She's fucking dead Visit that another huge plot point in The Last Jedi is realized in this film Whoa, so many people are still acting like at retcons the one that came before it Oh, hey, did you count darth vader telling luke's father as a retcon? Sometimes the story is just partially untold and the answer you were going to get takes a little bit longer than you thought it would I feel so sorry to this guy. He's he's arguing against tlj fans Like you imagine that conversation where they're just like, no, it's ruined. He's like, no, it's not and we're just sitting there like It's all terrible guys. I would love to watch one of these debates where each side is trying to know which one is actually better Ray's parents were nobody No, they're not they are literally one of them is the kid of palpatine. That is specifically not a nobody No, that's a direct contradiction. You can't get away with that Because they do that in the film kylo is like I I didn't lie to you your parents are nobody. It's like, no, that's not how that works I'm sorry if if your definition of a somebody is somebody with the surname skywalker Kenobi palpatine window, whatever Then her parent being a palpatine is a someone Okay What do you think nobody means like in this universe anybody who doesn't Uh Like being a palpatine like being a person in the bloodline that they're in That's a whole story right there Like how did that happen palpatine had a kid and that kid decided that they didn't want to be a palpatine Like that's probably a more interesting story. Yeah, that whole piece of backstory was so clunky You know that they had to try and work in this idea that her parents who you know One of them was like the the son or daughter of palpatine just suddenly decided. Oh, yeah Don't want to we don't want to be part of this. We're going to go and live in the middle of nowhere And we're going to dump our daughter With these people and then leave like it's He's just got a face. We feel like we can trust him just based on his face I certainly leave our our daughter with him and he'll take really good care of her as b Coswell just said her parent was the heir to the freaking empire It's like how do you get to be more of a somebody at that point? um And maybe kylo just maybe kylo just has really high standards. I mean if you're not palpatine, you're nobody Yeah, you're not palpatine. You just it does don't matter. It's all about him And don't you think leia's acceptance of race so quickly in the force of wagons has given a little more context now Leia of all people the daughter of darth vader Fuck off even jg ever say this was a mistake who she is is a palpatine But I guess so which don't be afraid of that What's weird because the whole thing is supposed to say that she has a destiny and bloodlines are Like a big deal. She fooled destiny rags even though that doesn't make any sense Leia knows what kind of burden ray will need to overcome in the future She knows the path ahead for this girl and she knows the one thing that could help prepare her for that found family um This is odd editing Yeah Poe and ray were the first two people to ever look at finn like he was a real human being They broke new ground in each other's lives went to exigol and back again Which is basically hell if you think about it and finn is like a branch between them because Oh hell is probably full of cool people He says that finn is a branch between them because the fucking writers didn't put them together yet It's like oh finn kind of connects them. It's like oh, that's how a trio works now Two of them know each other the other person knows those two Well, no, the two of them don't know each other, but the third person knows both of them And so they're kind of a trio if you think about it Last Jedi, he's easily the most mature, but they're real they're family. It's been the most mature. How do you conclude this? But they're not like a family like poe and ray don't like each other the entirety of the film I mean at this point in the story, they don't even know each other Yeah in the last jedi like they don't know she doesn't know that there's a person called poe like she's just like oh, hey at the end of the film Like luke and leia are to ray by the end like the whole resistance is to them Ray got sold finn was taken from his parents so young he couldn't remember them We don't ever see poe's blood family But it's worth noting that even after he left to fight in the war His other found family was still willing to come back and stick their necks out And that's retarded Doesn't that fight your whole point then? He left his found family to find another found family. What the hell? But his first found family never stopped loving him even though Putting a gun to his head and literally saying I want to see your brains in the snow Let's love guys That's a deep that's a deep love Oh, you know how you know Families are you know Easy like that. Is he trying to say that's the theme of the trilogy found family? Well, it's all it's it's about family So I was gonna say is he gonna try and connect it back to the ot and be like it's all perfect poetry It works all of it works. Woohoo Incredible cost to themselves Something too strong with the blood It doesn't matter who Ray's parents were it didn't before and it doesn't now She has a family. She has a legacy and it has nothing Nothing to do with dark city there city is Nothing nothing. I understand the words he's saying on an individual basis, but the way he's putting them all together I'm like, I don't understand how you're getting to this This point of view It's just a really generous point of view That's pretty much it and very broad stay away from those details It doesn't matter who Ray's parents were it didn't before and it doesn't now It does it. That's why she's even involved with a lot of the stuff Apparently that's sort of like the central core thing about this whole I think palpatine wants her so bad Why do you think snook wanted her because of what palpatine needed so bad? And wait, why did snook say that he needed to you know, never mind because it's all fucking stupid And it doesn't make any sense at all. I was gonna say the the films I would agree with him that that is the point Unfortunately that point is made three times over the first film is like You know what your parents don't worry about them. They ain't coming back. Go to luke. That's what mas canada says second film is like You know your parents, you know, how you already knew that they're not coming back. Well, they're dead like, okay That's not You know dissimilar from never seeing them again. So All right, and then the third film is like, you know what they're not dead Well, yeah, they are dead, but uh They are palpatines You're like, oh my god, that changes everything and it's like no, not really because That doesn't define you. You're like, oh So like the whole trilogy is just fighting with the notion of what it means to have Parents that either are never gonna come and find you are dead or are evil people But not really and are also dead And what does that mean for you as a person and it's constantly wrestling with all of that And in the meantime, we're like, can you develop these characters, please? It's like no Well, yeah, this this concept that Finn and Poe are like her family now and they give her, you know The meaning and purpose that she she needs like Isn't the point of family that they support you and help you out and stuff like they don't ever help her out She has to constantly save them Yeah, and she always fucking ditches Remember, she just fucks off randomly too. She's like, I will go get the muck muffin. They're just like, oh Okay, and then she leaves and goes to Yeah, like they they literally Serve no purpose from her point of view. They don't do anything to help her Well, like I I highlighted it in my video But uh, Poe and Finn's journey up to the point where they leave death star planet and go back to base All of the film was pointless for them They didn't get a muck muffin. They just come back as failures and they're like, damn it, but then d.o and Can you imagine that how much you'd be pissed at rey at that point? Like you just fucked off What the hell? It's uh staggering and they never questioner about that. He's just like, no, that's all good. I killed Palpatine. I guess I'm like, okay Yeah, it's like well done. You just fixed everything He has a legacy and it has nothing to do with Darth Sidious The Skywalker line ends with Ben. That's true. It just restarts with rey Because she calls herself a Skywalker so that makes her one Yep That that's literally all it is. Yeah, he just took his name that fucking people love that Yeah, that went down really well. I'm Skywalker. Fuck all the other ones you liked I think it was Jay that put out a poll on twitter being like what would been the worst answer and it was rey solo rey Skywalker rey palpatine or rey and I think he put banks And everyone answered skywalker Like they chose the worst one. It's so frustrated that she chose skywalker. It's like screw you Fuck you lady. You don't get to have that name. It's like well I did Like all right. Well everyone else is dead so I can just take what I want I did say before that a big theme in this trilogy was redemption nature versus nurture and the like But there's another theme in these movies that I think is just as important Family I don't know about you but there are human beings out there who I trust on a personal level much more than I trust most people I'm related to but that in mind I can seriously get behind the idea that family is about more than where your powers come from or who your parents are Where your powers come from I guess that's the palpatine thing. You know, I I see because what he needs to do when doing analysis You use words that can both apply to real life and the fiction He said where your powers come from as if for a second there that applies to a real life Like You're a billet. I guess you could we don't really have powers, but it's like where did my powers come from? I was like, well, but but but dad they have powers to Like um reading comprehension that that was boosted by The clan that I'm a part of the bloodline Ray raised ray That's why she sees herself in the cave in the last Jedi because even if palpatines are granddaddy Who cares? What has he ever done for her? I'm sorry. So why should she do anything for him? They're blood, but they're not family Okay, so why does she see yourself then because she's brought herself up is what he said He just said she raised her which Blew my mind for a second there like oh my god ray raised ray So you're supposed to see your family in the butthole pit Well, yeah, she said show me my parents right and he showed her here because she raised here because I just picked Why didn't it show her pictures of her parents? Well, it showed two figures because they raised her because they did raise her and They don't know how old that technically should have shown on car plot. Yeah I want to see like that in fucking really high quality on car pledges appears Ray I am your father One half I taught you how to be a hero, Ray Oh, so that's palpatine you're gonna tell him how good I was to you Oh You know the shot where it it pans to show her and kylo raising their lightsaber against palpatine You just have the third guy on car plot. They were the lights It's time to take you down palpatine God damn it this fucking trilogy, man Ray raised herself whatever On gave their lives to redeem their son luke did the same thing to save the resistance That you didn't do that Yeah, family means i'm not actually gonna come there and you even though that's well within my ability Instead i'm just gonna pretend to be there so that I don't have like and then I don't get tired of exhaustion I'm not gonna actually go there I could go on and I don't think this movie is flawless or anything Rose for example I mean, I'm sure no star wars before this one had two characters kith in a fashion That didn't pan out and just made some scenes a little awkward later. Oh, huh? Well, I'm sure no star wars are you comparing those scenes. Fuck you So I don't know if he's seen the original trilogy or not, but um Leia kisses luke in that scene to make han jealous and push him off her as the Theory that those two can end up together because han's so sure of it That doesn't pan out very well because she is actually interested in han That's probably what motivated a kiss luke in the first place, right? lots of Interesting elements there the the awkwardness I suppose is brought in by the fact that they're related, but um You know It's not quite the same as Yeah, not only did they not know but like it's not like they just just kiss it was very quick It's not yeah, you know, it's not the end of the world. It's fine Um, there's a lot to inform that rose kissing fit is just you you feel fin's emotions in that scene You're like what the fuck was that? Yeah, it's like you foul creature. Keep died lips away from me Plus look at what happens between where does the relationship of leia and han go all all over the place Where does the relationship of fin and rose go? It just fucking dies. It lives. Yeah, sorry Let's roll them back. Did you try to imply the the heart of leia? What is the same in terms of where it goes thing to save the resistance? That is what family is I could go on and I don't think this movie is flawless or anything rose, for example I mean, I'm sure no star wars before this one had two characters kith in a fashion that didn't pan out and just made some Seems a little awkward later. Oh, oh, he's saying that their relationship didn't pan out. Um, we find out that brother and sister, dude Yeah, and they love each other very much and they spend a lot of time together apparently and they train as jet eyes Like their relationship does go somewhere Finn and roses is super roses just dies I mean, I just doesn't even like exist I think fin would have had a problem with her for preventing him from saving the entire resistance, you know That's that's my theory. He probably would have been annoyed just to a little degree He would have been like, hey, uh, that was a dick move just saying and then she kisses him and he's like, oh my god Mixed signals. I'm just so fucking confused Yeah, I don't think I would have dragged her unconscious body back to base if I was him I was late, uh, especially not after she just sexually assaulted me. Yeah, he hashtag me too. He got me too. Yeah Huh, well, I'm sure no star wars ever had a successful first act So full of non-stop action is rise of skywalkers. Oh, but wait full fat videos made a whole s Wait, what? What? I'm sorry. This is all I need to let's roll that back and write the skywalker had an action packed first. What? Our wars ever had a successful first act so full of non-stop action is rise of skywalkers Oh, but wait full fat videos made a whole essay about one of those. That's funny I will watch the opening action of episode three a million times before I fucking touch tlj's opening I don't even know what he's Saying I I don't know how how does this relate to what he just said about something turning out Like I'm gonna go for one more time. I'm really not sure what he's saying pan out and just made some scenes a little awkward later Oh, huh. Well, I'm sure no star wars ever had a successful first act So full of non-stop action is rise of skywalkers Oh, but wait full fat videos made a whole essay about So he said is he trying to say that a criticism of rise of skywalker is that it's opening as two action packed and yet Uh episode threes is so you can't say that is that his point? Maybe there's something else after this Because if that is his point, it's retarded one of those that's funny. Well, okay, but there were no moments to breathe Except you're here. You're here and here You you get that even if what okay, wait, let's look at those examples. I think he's actually just fucked up Hey walkers. Oh, but wait full fat. Also. Yeah, sorry. We should finish this point. I have no idea what his argument is here About this opening battle thing. I'm confused. No, it's it's something about rise of skywalkers first Opening act is really action packed But so is episode threes And and something guy praised that so he should be praising this one Like I have not seen full fat guy's video on that But I would just say as an automatic logical defense. It's like just because this action Doesn't mean he's a hypocrite Yeah, like not all action is equal some action is good because it has a story and it's well-paced And you could follow what's going on and some action is just The special effects team spraying diarrhea all over the screen because they don't Anyway next point video has made a whole essay about one of those that's funny Well, okay, but there were no moments to breathe except here So that was when they were playing chess. That's like Moments to breathe. That's just an interesting it's a couple of jokes Like that's that's about it If we're talking I'm going to give the best benefit of the doubt to the people who probably made the criticism Um The the idea that you have moments for characters to just just talk and about everything because like I I feel the same way But rise of skywalker. There's barely any scenes Where like meaningful things take place between characters Off the top of my head. You've got fin talking to janna at one point about being ex stormtroopers That's close to one fin talking to rey about How she's doing weird things and she's like i'm a palpitism I'm gonna kill him and he's like man. That doesn't sound like you again close, but not really anything When po talks to spice runner lady About how She says the first order wins by making you feel alone, which is a really stupid line Because it's not about that at all. It's about all of their lasers Then there's the part where they talk as a three at the beginning of the movie And for some reason set up that po and rey hate each other, but then do nothing with it This is what I mean Like these moments if you call quiet moments when characters speak to each other, I'd be like I guess so It's just the compare that and this is the thing even to the last jedi The last jedi destroys this movie in that regard. You have lots of longer scenes talking about what I would consider to be very important topics Um, I just don't think they're handled well So the idea that you're showing screenshots of times where there isn't explosions on the screen I'd be like congratulations. That's clearly not the point that someone's made Uh, certainly not the point I would make Plus they still do a lot of stuff a lot of planet trotting is going on a lot of things are going on movies We're here here here here And here that's really bad that you could only highlight like six Yeah, that is actually pretty bad especially because these scenes are just making us go What and a lot of these scenes are just traveling from area to area anyway Like this is when they're searching for dathuchi's knife. I don't know. Well, what what what is meaningfully discussed in this scene? between Ugly child. Yeah, this is where she gets the necklace. So it's it's not even a character moment It's just setting up a plot event Yeah, here's a random doohickey that you will need so that the plot can happen later That's all this scene. You're just pointing us to a scene that shitty It's just not shitty for the reason that you think it is It wasn't even needed though I'm not trying to say you're wrong if these things bother you but hold back on calling this thing worse than attack of the clones Okay, this is you can't you can't make those two statements. You can't be wrong for your opinion, but don't say this thing like, uh Because like, uh, you know our team we would happily be like you're you're coming up with bad references or whatever But if you're gonna let everyone have their own opinions on everything you can't that'd be like Hey, don't say it's worse than attack of the clones. It's like it is worse than attack of the clones Well, I guess so dude calm down seriously breathe for a second. It's not as bad as episodes one and two And if you think it is then you should probably watch some more movies What that doesn't even make sense why we're watching more movies That's not an argument Wanted to a bad on almost every level and pretty much in watchable. I'm not saying it good either, but that bad I'm sorry rise of skywalker is like leagues worse than any prequel Yeah It isn't okay. This movie has problems, but they're nothing star wars. Oh, wow. It is kind of Should probably watch you got you got quote to it. Damn. He came back at him Um, yeah, you should probably watch some more movies is not like Gonna help you decide whether or not rise of skywalker is better or worse than episodes one and two Surely that would just distract you like the ones you need to see for that decision would be those ones Yeah, rewatch those not watch more watch other films. It's just like, okay Doesn't have before They're problems integral to how star wars functions and like a lot of people were saying about the last jedi Just because the movie isn't flawless doesn't mean it's not the same fair you love before given a new direction And some different talent maybe wait more than a day after it comes out to post about how garbage the movie is No You can decide full fat videos. I don't know. Apparently it's the person. This guy does not like right now Oh, okay. Yeah, this guy seems to be Something as a hate mode So full fat, I love you guys since diaper days When you barely had two viewers to put together to make a dime or oh shit. Hang on skipped Some different talent maybe wait wait more than a day after it comes out to post about how garbage the movie is and maybe Um, I'm sorely disappointed in you for one chasing the algorithm with hatred. Oh my god. It's embarrassing algorithm So when you give a review of a movie that came out recently, that means you're chasing the algorithm It has nothing to do with your passions at all Yeah, can't be interested in if you're a film reviewer. You can't do that I mean, I wait a month, you know, wait about two months. Ideally, that's what you should do Movie comes out way to good two months. Don't want to be accused of chasing the algorithm Um, then you can get your review up two months after everyone else does. Yeah, because this is the thing I uh after you've forgotten I like I like the idea given it some time before you share what you you think and feel and stuff But I don't think That you should not like so for example, I watch a movie If someone asked me what I thought immediately after seeing it I think it'd be really interesting to compare those feelings to A week later and a month later, etc Like we've talked about it before but um TLJ after completing it for the first time ever I was confused wasn't angry yet. I was like, hmm I don't know what I think about a lot of these things But you know, just give it a couple of hours days, whatever it um it turned to a fiery fuel of hatred But uh to be like you can't because like, you know first impressions for people doing that sort of vlogging thing on youtube It's fine. It's just funny when they fucking remember things wrong Yeah Uh, what's what's the classic one rags? Do you remember from back in the day when uh a certain certain character said that a ray killed her solo? I remember I remember Um, so yeah, this person is mad at this person for reviewing a film and not even giving it a day to sink in and consider your feelings Would you be saying this if they were positive? I wonder Of course not No, that's how it works to clarify chase the algo all you want. It's a business I get that gotta do you but to intentionally Slag the movie in both the title and thumbnail in an effort to get engagement from sour fanboys who can't stop sucking lucas's dick Okay, when the guy was garbage without his team. Oh my god the bitterness Betrays what I felt was the moral center of this channel Which used to be dedicated to loving cinnabar in all of its forms You can criticize things and still like them Finding the joy reason a lot of people criticize things is because they like them Especially around star wars now A lot of the criticism is happening because people love it Right, this is embarrassing Finding the joy and beauty in scenes that not everyone paid great attention to on first viewing My sincere hope is that you have a feeling in the pit of your stomach that posting this was a mistake And that you're being hyperbolic It's a dark fucking day when full fat videos is posting about how bad a movie is the day after it comes out You are poisoning the well It's a dark fucking day when so high videos is posting about how bad a movie is the day after it What if he saw it and it was bad? What if he saw it and thought it was good and reviewed it positively They were just posting this If they don't acknowledge what if the movie's bad like do you think all movies are good? If the movie's good, then make your then make your day after vlog video because that's fine But if it's bad, you need to seriously stop what you're fucking doing and reevaluate your attitude buster Rex he's he's uh, he's a disnoid Yeah, I think I think this guy is a disnoid You have to spell the disnoids they were in the comment section Oh, no not the disnoids And the cannons if they don't acknowledge that how toxic their attitude in this video is at some point I may answer i'm starting to wonder if this video is them actually like harshly Criticizing it with like loads of swear words excessively and saying how much the cast and crew need to die or something It's like what made them post these comments. Geez I don't need that in my view like a star wars movie and they told us that they didn't like it Look at this they earned so much goodwill from me by talking about the good stuff in the prequels and rebels But this dashed all of that Wow talk about you know being hyperbolic you did one thing that I just I Got catalog of your life is valid God man, that would suck to get this kind of comment. It's like this is disappointing We assume some of the people upset with you for telling them how much the film sucks on Uh Yeah, he definitely he's definitely the one that here Okay, so he he responds to this comment. It's got nothing to do with chasing the algorithm That really irritates me actually Why don't I make the decision for you and you can unsub immediately? I don't want someone like you accusing me of that when all I've done is give you my opinion that you don't like It's actually so boneheaded to say that the goodwill is dashed because I disliked a movie Next time I'll pretend to like something. I don't just for you both That's fair enough Fair enough. Oh, do you want to read this one right? It isn't the fact that you dislike the movie. It's the clickbait intentional or not clear hyperbole in complete lack of willingness to acknowledge the good in this film You are doing to this movie what people did to the last I come on The last Jedi I know you've lampshaded that in your video, but that doesn't make any less frustrating Understand that I'm not trying to tell you you have to like the movie or whatever Okay, I don't know. This is so exaggerated It hurts and instead of letting it sink in and digest a little you post this up like a day after it comes out I don't care if you saw it twice or not. I'm allowed to think you're jumping the gun on Yeah, I'm allowed to think that doesn't mean you're I'm allowed to make opinions about how bad your shit is, but you can't make opinions on how bad disney's shit is, okay Even if you see it twice, I see your thumbnail once Fucking disloyalized it twice though So it's okay to watch it twice and like it, but it's not okay to watch it twice and not like it All right But even then I'm not insulting you here. You don't like the film. That's whatever I'm not the one going and calling JJ Jar Jar Abrams And it's invading all sorts of nasty shit about JJ because of my feelings toward the film Maybe you walk back on some of this later in the video. I don't know. He didn't be finished Maybe you should have balanced this better. Oh my gosh, I'm not gonna finish your video But you should have balanced this video better Okay, nailed it if you wanted people Who don't like to listen to other people shitting on things instead of saying Anything remotely constructive to stick around for an hour and 41 minutes You don't need to even say anything nice about the movie at all Just maybe uh, this would have been better or I don't know something again constructive Why are you putting this in your video? This makes you look like an unhinged lunatic I was gonna say why would you want a fucking fanboy consumer disnoid? Oh, shit. I just realized this is the guy, isn't it? Yeah, this is the guy who made this video Oh, that's so awkward. He thinks this is a good comment. Oh, he thinks this is him totally BTFOing full fat videos. This is a this is a big ol w in his mind Damn, oh, it makes you look so bad. You have a complete lack of willingness to acknowledge the good in the film I'm not saying you have to see anything good up the film Mm-hmm Would this like I'm picturing I guess the reverse of this would be if I praised like episode 10 People would be saying this in the comments or something Because I'm guessing full fat never criticized a star wars movie up till now or something I don't know how else to explain this comment This is like it's otherworldly to me that there are like What is what is this? I can't understand this attitude that people have this idea that's like Thing that I don't like now. I hate Everything you've done is now invalid. I'm not even going to give you a chance to defend yourself I'm not even going to pay attention to the thing you actually said My interpretation of this thing now means that you are basically cancer Yeah, it's just bizarre that's the twitter mindset of people as well It's like a celebrity their favorite celebrity said something mildly controversial and then it's like oh my god They're dead to me now This is why don't go on twitter twitter is joke. Yes garbage A lot of what I listened to in this video was just you asking rhetorical questions about the film and then insulting it rince repeat That does not make me want to listen. It's like, okay, don't Yeah, especially when some of those questions have easy answers and you just couldn't be Fucked to wait until after the theatrical run is over. So your stomach ache could subside Oh, you're sorry. You've let him he's let it he's let it slip there because if You're suggesting that there are some questions that can be answered then there must be some that can't be answered, right? Also, there must be questions that can be answered wrong and right Right, this just opens up all of the the the ideas that it's just a lack of information So leave him the fuck alone. It's his first like impression. Maybe he got some stuff wrong Like why are you treating this like you have to literally just We've all seen it happen Everyone gets stuff wrong every once in a while and if this is true Let's say he says it's really dumb that mace windu was palpatine all along. We don't be like It wouldn't make me unsubscribe It's a really disnoined thing for him to be like Oh, if you don't like the star wars movie Well, then at least wait until it's out of theaters and you can't influence people to not go see it in theaters anymore That's a really weird request wait until it's theatrical run is over. It's like no That could be a month plus Depending star wars. Uh, what's like didn't uh black panther and joker and stuff. They stayed in the cinema fucking ages. Like yeah, man And it's like well, I can't wait you go ahead Is disney like the kind of company that you need to protect as well They're disnoids drinker It's like, oh no, they might lose a few bucks because I told people not to watch this movie Well, you have to remember from his perspective This is a great movie And the people are like preventing others from enjoying it and it's just crazy because i'm sitting you're like Do you really think that? Oh my goodness They don't know how to go up. I can't wait till my favorite people tells me to go look at a movie after it's Out of theaters. I mean if this guy was here, that's the first question I'd ask him. I'd be like, why don't they know how to go up? And he'd be like no navigation tower. I'd be like that does not address my question Even slight that's weird because I myself do not have a navigation tower in here And yet somehow Anyway, he says Finish is up. I know I know you don't care if I'm subscribed or not It's not like I'm a patron or anything and even if I was as a fellow creator I know what it's like when someone it sets you and you don't care anymore about their creative support Frankly that framing That framing that's charitable So like this this reminds me of when someone says uh molon rags killed film criticism They're idiots no one should respect them and i'm like wow that's kind and then someone goes you really can't take criticism. Can you? You just sit there like i'm sorry that was criticism. I Yeah, well, maybe you can't take criticism. So there. Oh well, that's the thing like it's just You don't get to do that you don't get to be a complete bitch And then someone points it out that you go. I was supporting you Like no, you're not Frankly, I never expected you to read it. I wasn't trying to hold my subscription ransom or whatever I was just trying to illustrate that. I don't like how you express this What you expressed is whatever by the way he constantly refers to it as whatever which means it bugs him I thought it bugs him. I thought it was fine. I thought it wasn't the how it was the what He said like you've gotten question. You've been asking questions that have answers if you paid attention and waited a bit longer Well, it's he's saying uh, if you don't like it, it's whatever When people say that It's not no, it's not whatever. It's not whatever. It means it's not acceptable When people say well, we say if you don't like it, that's okay or that's fine It means it's okay. It's fine when people say if you don't like it. It's whatever That's like a that's like a bitchy girlfriend thing to say Rags the next line. Oh, no Let's see. I love the last Jedi and I've had to deal with people shitting all over that for two years now Oh, no, you mad bro. Why do you think this shit not it? No, I can't do this for another two years How come I like things that are terrible One lukewarm take about rise of skywalker isn't gonna make me lose my head I just wish that you didn't go and poison the well of discourse The same way that made me hate this fandom two years ago. Oh He doesn't know poisoning the well means restarted honey. You need to chill like It's you know, you'll be fine. Full fat videos is probably a very popular channel But he's not gonna control the discourse on the rise of skywalker alone. Okay, you'll be fine People will like the movie if they like the movie. Yeah, disney will make their billion dollars You'll survive. You can like I'm sure that they will send you their heartfelt Appreciation in an email or a letter or a disney representative will come to your house knock on the door Thank you so much. I got you the the blu-ray set of this movie that's still in theaters. Thank you for your service You're doing a great job It's okay. I'm sure I'm sure disney will send you a bouquet of rose tico's or valentine's day Why did he why did he put this in his video though? This makes you look terrible Don't think that you look good here. You don't you look very bad I I don't use terms like unhinged and deranged lightly because it implies mental instability But you actually look deranged Like making these the fact that he's just said like i'm not losing my head over this. It's like, yeah Okay And there's just little things that I'm not holding Ransom why do you announce if you're subscribing or unsubscribe? Yeah, it almost seems like you're trying to that is ransoming it that that's like i'm unsubscribing because you said the wrong thing It's basically like well, I'll like leverage right if you say the right. Yeah, it's leveraging things It's such a dumb ass argument people make but Plus are you really gonna care about one subscription? Well, uh, I would I would probably feel the same as full five videos if I've got someone being like you Like something I did like I'm unsubscribing old vice versa. I just be like, okay Yeah, I don't know what to do with this. I all right. You do the thing is I Every time I've got someone like that I used to say, okay, you've already been replaced and then they'd be like Oh, but but but but but fuck you you only care about numbers I'm just like well You're the one that brought it up And second of all, you're not a subscriber of mine now someone Why should I care more about you than them if you want me to take every individual seriously I've got more investment in them because they are now subscribed than you So it you've you've shot yourself in the foot here Not to mention um, the part where he says You don't care anymore about their creative support. I'm like that is your That's how you frame what you've done here. Okay On twitter aren't just mad at your hot take and perhaps just wanted a chance to see the Oh, so it goes on I guess. Um, oh god, I literally had an aside where we spoke about moments we like I repeatedly said I wanted to like it. Guess what? It's garbage. That's what I think you can't tell me what my intentions are I'm telling you what they are people think they can talk to creators like dirt for having opinions If you don't like the content don't watch it. I've been as accommodating as I can be I said I didn't mind if you like it. What more do you want, man? Oh, I'm sure this is gonna be very uh, I like how he had to screenshot the fact that disliked that comment Get that in there Do you want to do you want to take him ranks the crazy sure let's go could only be better if you like his own I'm not talking to you like dirt and you don't need to preach to me about that because I know I have 16k subs I mean that's that's not like, you know, again, like it's it's great success to have any amount of subscribers But like full fat videos. Let me check quickly. I'm pretty curious a lot more than 16k full fat videos And there's a huge difference between 16k and he's got 212 k Yeah, it's just a different Different If you're not gonna make him swear by threatening to withhold one subscription. Yeah, it's like subscriber counts on People really need to stop using them like they are Especially now that we know that youtube dicks those numbers around behind the scenes It does and I'm just gonna tell this guy right now You with your 16k subs you have no fucking clue what it's like to have 330 Whatever thousand subs and have people hate you. You have no idea. Yeah, the hatred is galaxy. It evolves I can't imagine what PewDiePie has to go through Like for every let's just say there's a crazy person pair 100 people in the world that says insane shit The more subs you have the more likely you're gonna have those in your fan base Or at least your viewer base right not fans Um, and you'll get shit like that one where we showed on eFap where they they said it would be nice if I was killed slash disappeared It's just like whoa Okay, like you'll you'll you'll eventually have several of those and so if you if you quote a quote slip up or do anything They don't like they'll start to come out real quick with lots of stuff as opposed to um You know 16k where you you probably will have some crazies in there sure But um, it's probably gonna be a lot less likely to have the uh, the super crazies and again This this is like 10 fold for you know one million subscriber and then like PewDiePie is a hundred million Is he got a hundred million now? Oh, yeah. Yeah, PewDiePie Imagine what he gets Got every fucking all of the crazy people Like like you get to that sort of size and it's like you just have people Fabricating shit to hate you for yeah, they'll work really hard to hate you Yeah, like there are there are people who will go out of their way to concoct grand conspiracy theories About you to justify hate you like you're you're in the news Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I think guys like PewDiePie the the actual news media have gone after her multiple times, haven't they? Yeah, yeah Like they will outright just publicize that the guy is a Nazi Yeah, and I think that's where it gets kind of scary because like one dickhead on twitter is not going to make much difference, but like Yeah Publishing yeah, like smear against you that's got to be difficult to take Anyway Yeah On that note. Anyway, let's see. Um, where were we? Um Uh, but on the site for seven years as a creator. I know people aren't kind of creators Notice how I still haven't insulted you even once in this entire Hang on hang on Maybe no direct like you're a you're an asshole sort of stuff But there's definitely been character criticisms in here that could totally be interpreted as insults Like, um Accusing of poisoning the well, which was is an interesting use of that. Uh, yeah, you can't say you're poisoning the well That you Insulting you bro. I'm just saying that you bad things with bad intentions. Exactly. That's kind of what I'm getting at It's like, how is that you're accusing of doing something that's it's much worse than saying, hey, you're fat Okay, that's not an insult so much as a description Exactly. So the the insult we've talked about this before but like say for example So we'll say, you know, Mola regularly lies about x y and z versus someone saying mold an idiot Which one do you think I'm gonna be more upset at? The lies Um, and so just to be like I haven't even thrown it insults like I don't fucking care like insults don't really matter But uh, yeah, whatever Uh, let's see. That doesn't mean I can't be upset with the way you have expressed this Once again, your opinion isn't the reason. It's just you being so aggressive hyper reactive and mean about it I also never said a word about your intentions But this is what this kind of Yeah, but this is what this kind of thoughtless exaggeration does I mean fuck from what you described this movie sounds like it's a recording on some dude's smartphone of cosplayer's Swinging around That's not an unfair description of the sequel trilogy to be fair that would have been more entertaining But I'm not anymore, but now I am again Why did you put this in your video? Why this means you look terrible. What more plus it's slowing us down. What more do you want, man? I want you to understand that me being upset here Has nothing to do with your takes Did he say that he wasn't upset? Yeah, he said he was upset with the how not the what It's his behavior I've been a fan of yours for over a year now. I'm not going to pretend. I've always agreed with you You just chose to be a jerk in this video. Isn't that an insult you're mean to a thing That's him being a jerk. That's an insult. He's acting This is typical disnoid behavior They act like these they act like these movies are friends of theirs that they have to defend Oh, definitely. Yeah This is about my friend He's like they get delusional to the point where they come home. They're like tlj The tlj is like, how was your day, honey? He's like it was good. It was good. It's like I've got dinner on because I'm the last Jedi but Would you like to play outside? Like yeah Somebody said some mean things about me on the internet today. Mr. Full fat video said I wasn't very good Like, oh my god, that's terrible Don't listen to him. You're perfect. Just the way you are He hugs tlj Yay Let's go subvert expectations I love subverting expectations I said I was gonna make meatloaf, but instead I made lasagna when tlj plays catch with him. He just throws the ball behind himself He's like, wait, how do I grab that? He's like in his blue drachma. He's like, yay, you did it I mean it's shit and it's not fun and I have to walk all the way over there But yay expect you to do that I just feel like you're I just feel like you're subverting expectations so much I expect you to subvert them and now I feel like we're caught in this terrible loop You just chose to be jerk about this video Yet you're acting confused why some didn't respond well to that Spoilers even if you tried to like it that doesn't excuse literally any of what I called out here Oh my god and just to reiterate it. So there's no confusion. This isn't about you not liking it I'm not talking down to you. I'm trying to reach out here. But you have an Interesting method talking down to you. You just to sit and think about why this film is amazing Not talking down to you. You just need to shut up and think about what I've told you Please tell me that this it ends there the film themselves before they heard people taking the piss Okay, so I'm surprised full fat videos keeps responding honestly Yeah, I think it's like is a crazy person. I could entertain myself for a few minutes You're inferring that from my opinion. I'm not saying it was shot on a smartphone You're taking issue with an opinion. You don't agree with you're adding extra texture that wasn't there before I can talk about a movie however I want you don't dictate that what I find ridiculous is when I went out of my way To say some positive things insist people can like it if they wish Um, yeah And the commenter seems to be blissfully unaware of that because he didn't finish the video, I guess Um, if you want to be upset over my opinion on a Star Wars movie, that's your call entirely And that you're ignoring the point have a nice night. I've said all I needed to He didn't dislike that one though I guess he he posted the comment that's screenshot it and then hit dislike probably Well, we can finally continue with the video now But maybe just express your opinion, but I don't know. Don't be a buzzkill. Don't be a buzzkill You must express your opinion in the correct way that the disnoy to Any uh Any uh, any uh, disloyalty to the brand will be reported to the mouse Look at this. Why we're awake as a Jedi shot in film while Ryze was clearly shot in a crayon How dare you? Why are you saying such mean things? I can't believe it. Oh, I'm not synced up. I'm at 12 13 Oh, yeah same but doing so. I loved Ryze Skywalker I loved it enough that this five and a half page script was done the day Wait, wait. Whoa. I thought you're supposed to whoa. I thought you're supposed to wait a while, dude Damn, he did this in the first day So you can spend a day writing a script But if he uh, oh That kind of sounds like one rule for me and one rule for v You gotta spend more than a day, buddy. I heard that from a really good authority that you've got to spend more than one day You might want to wait until the film isn't in cinemas anymore. Yeah, then maybe your stomach What's the opposite of a stomach ache? Your stomach pleasure will be over a stomach ache stomach pleasure, I don't know. I guess a stomach pleasure Whenever I eat a nice cool raspberry cheesecake, I get the stomach pleasure That's stomach pleasure right there You ever just wake up and you just get you got that morning stomach pleasure Stomach orgasm is suggested in chat Belly gossip A belly welly That's what they call it Let's kill in the process of doing so I loved rise of skywalker I loved it enough that this five and a half each script was done the day I started writing it Also, hi, I'm recording it the day I started writing it. It's that's not something you should be proud of Too much to not do this right now. I'm not a wow. He made a big point about her's a bad thing Why is he proud of this now? You stayed awake till 4 17 a.m salty video About some guy's opinion about a film that They didn't like that you love and this was a first impressions recording after seeing it like come on, man But you were fuel you were fueled by the hatred it made you stupider You've joined the dark side sir I started writing it. It's three in the morning and I love this movie too much to not do this right now I'm not alone either and someday. I think a lot of people will look back They said if a tlj do you remember I like give it a few years people will consider it a masterpiece give it a few years The only reason people think better of tlj isn't because it's better or they think better of it They've just had fresher more terrible poo that's been put closer to them now And they're looking longingly at the old shit. The old shit's crusted over and it doesn't smell as bad It'll take my old poop Look on it fondly as to why I think that once we've moved on to another trilogy the kids watching these movies will immediately accept that astral projection space flying and telepathic conversations are canon force powers and part of the lore As map hat points it out. Well, I don't think they do though I think you guys are very hopeful about the future of star wars They think it's cyclical like the future people will love the the sequel trilogy like People loved out the ot and there will be some new films that everyone doesn't like It's like guys the ot isn't going anywhere. That's going to exist forever Children will watch it and love it because it's really fucking good Yeah, I'm sorry The sequel trilogy will be marred forever by its own existence. It's fucking stupid Kids like you're gonna tell people kids. What do you want to watch in this? Unfortunately for them the ot age is really fucking good because there's miniatures This is a one of the best ways to age you think cgi curses a lot of movies unfortunately, but this is one of them ones that Show a kid star wars in 10 years from now. They're still probably gonna think it's pretty fucking cool Thing as you can see this already like You know Memeworthy as it is though people like uploading videos of their kids watching the ot And getting really emotionally involved into it. There's nothing like that for the sequel trilogy And you know, I even know people who have kids who have introduced them to star wars and they actually say like Yeah, the kids watch the ot. They loved it. They watched the prequels. They loved it They just don't give a shit about the sequels like they can put it on and the kid will do anything else in the room They won't sit and watch it. They'll sit and you know play with toys or draw or something because they have no interest in it They won't even buy the toys the kids won't buy the toys, man No, yeah, that's the biggest sign. I think when the when the merchandise doesn't sell then, you know, you've got problems I love the idea that a disnoid wears this hat For another two years There's there's poor disnoids. They had to deal with this so long and yet again Fight in the good fight Oh Oh, apparently there's a newer version of that. Sorry hang on. Oh my goodness themes evolved as The natural way Let's figure out the plot in the novels I Submit expectations themes. My space ram is accurate to the wall You just didn't get what you wanted Oh my god The lightsaber as well. It's adorable Stories may have created the fan response someone watching this movie for the first time Even in say five years won't have read any theories and won't be invested in the plot threads that don't actually why do you pretend like the ot won't exist? Yeah, it's still here. It's not going anywhere If anything it's it's got the fact that it's so beloved now when it's already had like 30 plus years exactly around Like it's already withstood time in a way that We are a part of a generation that those films weren't necessarily made for like we're we're carrying them on from our parents generation So we're not carrying out like you could argue. We're pushing the prequels as well, but you know Our selection right now. I don't think we really are the ot is the golden god for star walls. That's how it is for us But why wouldn't that be the case 50 years from now? I think he thinks that sequels literally replaced the the ones that came before Like maybe he thinks that maybe he thinks that he's upset because the sequels were supposed to replace the other stuff And it's done the opposite Well, you know, if you give disney long enough, they're gonna make sure Because they're already putting out only the updated version the mouse updated versions the disnoit friendly version. Yeah The mclunky versions They're already putting those up on disney plus like you finding the original unadulterated ones easy at the moment Like I I still have my old vhs copies of the unadulterated I think you can still get it through through the high c's if you know what I mean You can you can watch the old versions Yeah, there are some what happens. It's on sale is what you mean, right? Yes on sale. Yes High sales. That's what I meant to say. Yes This happens 13 year old me didn't scream. What dark side force users don't have lightning power I've never seen that before when the emperor zapped luke in the last 10 minutes of the last film He wasn't a ghost when he did it. Yeah, that's gonna say these are not Also, the logic of a 10 year old doesn't fucking matter to me When I was super young, I didn't notice stuff. It's like, okay, that's great All right then Said whoa cool It's a feeling Okay It's a feeling. Oh, is that it all you all you have is okay Yeah, that was an odd abrupt ending. All you have is just a feeling Oh, because that's what they say in the movie over and over again to explain plot holes. Oh It's just a feeling It's so great when people make arguments like that. Oh To the film, I guess Said was wrong and I need to reevaluate my life and kill myself Something Yes, uh, we did it and before I decide to do anything else was gonna ask, um, how much time do you lads believe you have Before you might need to shove off this mortal coil I hopefully won't shuffle off this mortal coil just yet, but I am I probably will and come off the the stream Pretty soon Like we talk in minutes hours Uh, probably minutes And teal dear, what are we looking at? Yeah, probably about the same Well, we got there two videos. That's uh, I do have to question. What is the third video? The third video was another defensive riser skywalker from a different video essayist. Uh, how long is it? It's 15 minutes. That's the longest of the three Oh I'm doing it lads. I'm in Well, let's go. Let's go. I mean I am marathoned the entire sequel trilogy today I am not putting that time that time is not wasted. I am redeeming it right now Let's go. What about poor drinker has to go I know, I'm sorry Yeah, you know, you know, you can come you can come back Yeah, I can't Both of you could I mean, they let me they keep letting me back on it's true. Yeah, I talked to the manager about it Some waves going on and I've I've done terrible things Terrible things. Are we giving it too much stomach pleasure? He has the rags has failed to de-resonate over this entire time There are a lot of new words that are vocabulary today Yeah, the defense of the rise of skywalker. You just learned new words So, well, I was gonna say we have options There are memes for us to go through rags, but I don't know if they'll work for mr Tildia. They're gonna be weird to look at Obviously, we have super chats. We could watch another video. What do you what do you reckon my? my advisor my my wonderful muse well I guess I'd rather have our guests with us if we're going to cover a video Mm-hmm. Well, I mean drinker said no, but Tildia said yes, so Good what do we do? It is 7 13 for me. We started a little after two. So we're doing about four and a half hours I'm okay to go on Uh, I guess it just depends. Do we want to save this video for later or do we want to do it now? I mean, I'm I'm kind of down with whatever. I feel like we've got a we got a full episode done here It's just uh, and and we can always save it for another time along with other things So shall we go to Are we gonna do we've by the way guys some of the memes today have been really really good I've been scrolling through the efat memes on the discord and they are They are quite good. I usually end up collecting them once the episode's over for the next episode. I've got all Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just I just wanted to say chat some of these are really good Yeah, I know everybody wants us to cover more stuff. I know They put in chats like more videos do it Do it stream forever never stop the fucking j one is so funny Oh Yeah, I don't know. I figure the the the smart thing to do is probably gonna be We'll we'll be doing super chats and then halfway through them I'll do some memes with with rags. I guess then the rest super chats Then we'll probably call it an episode there Yeah, sure We will say don't worry this video will get covered eventually Hopefully I'll find a companion video for it like a another rise of skywalker video that says, you know what you were wrong It's actually thematically strong. You'll be like, oh We really should find ourselves a debate of which one was better and just have them Go at it and see if we can like bring on two guests One that hates rise of skywalker, but loves tlj and then vice versa Oh, yeah, let's get like I don't know like oh, what if we got people from efap's past like Could we get like a major lee? um I think maybe likes does wait. I don't know if he does actually. I don't know It's just an example, but if we could find dream person would be quintin bringing quintin on for team pro tlj and t dros He fucking hates dros. He'd never come on, but I would I would I would promise him I wouldn't even make a comment in relation to anything just to listen to that happen It'd be so funny. I don't know who we'd bring on for the other side though. Maybe this guy The one we just covered I don't know I don't know we've come across anybody who Loves the rise of skywalker and hates tlj seems to me that anybody who loves the rise of skywalker also likes tlj Yeah, yeah, we should yeah, let's get some suggestions. Maybe we could uh Find some people cover some people Maybe if this guy wants to come on and defend his dog shit film And we can get someone else to defend their dog shit film And then they could just go at it and we could sit there and just Oh my god, that's actually perfect because bench pure thought tlj was terrible and he thought rise of skywalker was really good That's the literal opposite. Oh my goodness. Oh, yes, ben Shapiro. Please come on. If happen to make quintin reviews and star You don't have anything more important to do We'll make sure it's not on the Sabbath. Everything will work out. Just fine. Yeah, you have no idea how much That's like a now a dream of mine to see that happen But they don't mention politics whatsoever. They talk specifically Yeah Anyway, um In that case if we are gonna jump to super chance next you would you like to eject mr. Um critical drinker you can Tell the old e-fap chat about your channel for a bit shall you? Yeah, just before I eject myself Yes, so I am the critical drinker and I do movie and tv reviews and I do it Um, usually after having a few drinks So it allows me to be a little bit more eloquent and belligerent at the same time And I've done a whole bunch of stuff. Um Most of the star wars movies under disney I'm reviewing star trek picard at the moment and having quite good fun tearing that shreds. So if you're inclined to Subscribe to my channel then feel free Much appreciated We always like having you on my good man and it shouldn't be too long before we just drag you back on again to talk about star wars picards Doctor who we should you should do something with jay sometime. He hates doctor who right now too Yeah, I've seen him on swear talking about this. Um, yeah It's uh, yeah, I think the the current series is just coming to an end now. So it's a good time to like look back on it I guess But no, thank you for having me on it's always a pleasure and uh, yeah, we'll try and get something arranged in the future Absolutely. Say goodbye All right. Bye. I'm going away now See you later bye and uh Teal dear do you want to do you want to hang around for a bit or do you want to Jump out it's completely up to you. Uh, like I said, I I am down to continue the videos I must go and get a drink and many drugs first Um, that would be it. We're probably not going to do any more videos for tonight. Uh, oh, no I'm so sorry, but I mean, you know my motivation boner is gone. You have to come back I'll have a boner for next time. I was gonna say I mean, we'll totally have you back if you want Oh I might have to do that. I may have to He might have I might have to come back to Yeah, that's like a bad thing. Oh my god So you you might just have to effat more than once in your life just to make sure We must fight the disnoids With my newfound out. I love the fact that disnoid is it needs to be a term now for the blatant disney apologists who just ask poll Arguments to excuse anything. It's it's the perfect term for it. I love it EFAP does uh Does like its memes. There's a good chance it'll it'll at least be an EFAP community meme I don't know if it'll get any further than that, but you know, it doesn't matter as long as it's somewhere in the road Yes, it's all disnoid Uh, all right Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna load these up star reading them and once we get through a decent chunk. I'll uh, I'll do some memes That's That sounds a good good plan to you, mr. Raghu You know that sounds all right with me excellent All right scrolling Here we are Okay Uh And we open with creamy sheave himself as You guys keep saying how Gideon found the body at the end of mando episode five But have you seen the video with evidence that it was boba fat who found it? Oh No, um, I just I just assumed they wanted us to think it was Gideon Yeah, I guess I mean I what's weird is that they showed that as if it's Unusual anyone would find it like of course somebody was gonna find it There was a bounty and a tracking fob on it and of course somebody was gonna show up kind of weird to imply that Don't make me think about mando. We're gonna have to have the uh, we still have to organize that second part of the stream at some point Oh, yeah, that's right. We got to cover the terrible terrible other episodes Uh, we'll have to have to check out when shads available um Barney is a dinosaur from their imagination watch him in this star wars. He'll be sheaves salvation Hashtag star wars didn't kill itself I don't know what we're supposed to make of that the account is john ellis bush bush john ellis bush This one simply says hey wags Hey Rags me again. Yo pooping with the door open free hong kong Free hong kong, but keep that door closed when you poop don't be pooped Especially with the coronavirus floating around you gotta get that door closed When you expose your anus when you do the poopings the coronavirus could go right up there from the side It's always exposed. It's a it's a it's a matter of context. Well, not if you wear a anus cover Anus cover That seems that's just that's just that that just don't seem right. Not your thing. Yeah, that's fair. Why would you ever cover your anus? Uh, there's a lot of reasons. I'm gonna go into them. They're very uh, bigoted reasons It's probably none of them that could no, I don't think anyone would check out carry on Hi everyone on efab also. Hi rags. Hello Did you hear that tross cannon book said palpy was a clone? Yeah, I did uh, yeah, I heard I heard about that Which just I don't know if that clears up questions or raises more It raises more for me. Definitely. It's like, okay. Where where why when you can't die, right? That's all Yeah, it also removes the stakes I What's to stop him from going to a new clone? Exactly If he could survive us think if he can survive the death star explosions He could survive anything. Why was he an autism clone body instead of giving himself a good clone body? And if you're like because it can't contain his power, it's like, well get a fresh one at least It's bullshit though Like that one's clearly not yeah, because I mean on camino all those years ago. They had really healthy strong clones Yeah, like what the fuck how come he gets a shitty one? Like the only thing I can think of is the camino clones. They like aged really rapidly, didn't they? So maybe I don't know whether it's supposed to be like well hang on, but that's by design. Yeah because because boba doesn't Yeah, it's like a failsafe sort of thing But so it's like it is by design. Why don't you have a failsafe to have himself die faster? I don't I don't know in case his clone Disarrees with him hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I don't know why I find that so for the idea that palpatine is clone go see There's one palpatine who's just like whoa that guy over the fuck is wrong with him Thank goodness Pizza that motherfucker Five years because you oh, I couldn't have expected my clone to be evil He's like running to his bed. He's like my clone is evil. They're like, what does that mean though? You're pretty evil buddy Like you don't think I'm evil do you You can see sweat coming from above on top of their helmets like I don't you I don't know no no work the good guys, sir It's like that's what I thought Thanks, I needed you to tell me that I just needed someone else to tell me that His spirit was using a new body and it was falling apart because of his power apparently. Yeah, that's just Of course if you're shocking yourself Once trilogy Oh my god, that's a thing now once a trilogy I've heard that before it's true. Yeah, he doesn't want to be trilogy Poor man. He just doesn't know how to control it. Oh This is some fadot so we'll be a while back I guess and it's kind of applicable. Oh, yeah I remember seeing that I I never understood it when I first saw it on the street Why when I saw this without context, I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Where's the key for this? Man look at those horns I've got those like Those are you are evil Yeah, I did say red doesn't mean evil. We've got to break that stereotype that that yeah, it does terrible Very More as American accent sounds like American sicko SICO does that mean something else SICO American sicko and psycho. There's supposed to be psycho. Oh, can you not actually write the word psycho? You're not allowed. Oh My god, I'm probably given how fucked YouTube is with comments Well Yeah, maybe I haven't seen that movie in a while Christian Bale. He's also a Welshman Did you hear the leaked page from TROS novel that Palpatine is a clone? I guess you have to buy that third-party material to understand movies now. Oh, yes, that's been since TFA by the way The novel tried to explain how Poe survives in TFA, which is fucking bullshit. He should be dead. What was the answer? What does it say? I think it's that he got out of the ship didn't see Finn anywhere and just immediately left and then got a Ride somewhere and then managed to get a ship back to the base. That's like didn't see Finn I'd have to go and check it again. It's bullshit, obviously the thin was like laying out Nah, nah, I didn't see him. It's fine. Okay. Okay. He got out the other side and didn't think to check the other side The crash. Well everything on this side is fucked better. Just walk into the desert. I guess The only logical thing to do Yeah afternoon all my J words and words E words and M words. Hello Hey Would you rather watch your clone have sex or have sex while your clone watched? Have sex with your clone or sex while your clone watches watch your clone have sex or have your clone watch You have sex My clone watch me have sex because I get to have sex but Again context with question what if it was like You know job of the hut you having sex with it's like at that point you're like I'd rather watch To the person I guess would you rather watch your clone have sex with job of the hut? Then have sex with job of the hut. Yes. Well, I'm just I feel like you I feel like you adding job of the hut to this equation Takes it a little bit further Didn't want to simplify I meant to say human intercourse of course not fucking saying I would rather have the human intercourse than have my clone watch clone would like that shit I watch wait. I watch other people have sex all the time Oh, yeah, there you go But not with job of the hut Not with job of the hut. Yeah, um I had something awesome to tell you but I forget Oh, well, that's that's all right though. You'll think of it later Hello my fluffy Ewoks and rags Hello, hello, um If Mando was sent after grievous who would win Grievous Mando would try and hang in one more time if Mando was sent after general grievous who would win Grievous obviously Mando would be like I'll try burning him and then grievous would just hit him with lightsaber and he's like Ah, I don't know if you grabbed it, but me and rags think Mando sucks Mando's kind of an idiot I think I meant the person possible. I still haven't seen it honestly. I don't trust disney like anything disney. It's just like no Oh, you're not a disnoid Unsurprisingly, no just fucked disney Fucked disney. That's all I can say it is a terrible horrible company duck fizzney If you could have any actor play any role what actor and what role I want to see the timeline where robin williams played the joker Hmm kind of a cool choice. I guess uh, hmm that would be interesting. I think that would work though Yeah, he could do something fun. I'd like to see ian mckellan play Play who? Gandalf Ian mckellan Did we Yeah, I want to see it again Oh Well, he oh he did again in the hobbit. That's true. Actually. Yeah, he did do it again Okay, I don't want to see it again I retract my statement Um, that is a good question. I'm trying to think of what I think there have been times where I'm like damn. I'd love to see blah blah blah do blah blah blah I'm trying to think So what was the question just to be sure Uh, if you could choose what out of all of them actors would you choose to play out of all of them a role like? You know, it'd be really interesting william defoe as norman baits I mean that could work. Yeah. Yeah, um, that'd be fun uh, probably probably I'm thinking Danny DeVito with rocky Um, I'm trying to think of where I would place charles dance I don't want to throw it at him He's like old the gandalf It's just this foul mouth little hobbit Wait, why why would he foul mouth if he's charles dance? No, he's not charles dance. He's Danny DeVito. Oh shit. Okay Danny DeVito is Frodo I mean, yeah, unironically, I would love to see that I don't do any camera tricks or anything with him. He's just Danny DeVito A little troll staggers Frodo Oh, yeah, uh, there's so many choices to make um, it would be Oh, hey, william defoe would pick a great column That could yeah, that could work really well actually I'm something of a ring bear myself I Give up there's too many choices. I want like all of the things basically I want to see everyone as everything just to see what we can get Um Yeah, I'm all right Damn it. Mauler. I gotta work in an hour. Oh well. Enjoy yourselves. I'll see your tisms later Goodbye sir. Enjoy work Hello waggly taggly raggleton Oh, hello So do we think bob aigo is interviewing baby Yoda on a casting couch on Epstein island? I'm not gonna say it's impossible I'm not sure I can't say So, but yeah, interesting to see C's thumbnail white aralos exist One of those are lonely sad pathetic people who have an extremely unhealthy Idea of what relationships are. It's one of those wonders of the world. It's number eight or nine or whatever It's just just makes you wonder Yeah, mostly fat single women on tumblr. Wow That's that's sexual harassment to those women. They took all the foreign away from tumblr So they have to come up with these really weird substitutes Bray low Uh, the very fact that shipping is a thing is awful Hey e-fappers ass or boobs Ass Yeah, I I am partial to honestly to both. I this just you know, it's not an answer Um, so the answer means that I like them both. I don't know if that was unclear Ah, no, you got one one over the other So like gun to my head, I guess Like like the scenario is one of them has to be stripped from the face of the earth No, just imagine that your your girlfriend comes in and she asks you so which part of me do like you think is The most you know hot. Which one do you like the most my boobs or my You're looking at her you got it you got to tell her I think I'm I think I'm gonna go with boobs. I'm so sorry. Yeah I guess it depends because everyone's different, you know, you know What if they're like a really really bad boo but then amazing ass like what do you do then? Well, I think I guess in in general Then you could ask things like well, what do you prefer the face or the toe? If they're it looks like they've been headbutting a belt sander, then I guess I'll go for the toe What's a really good toe and a really bad face? They like listen, she's ugly as sin, but Then you get those really awkward dates where it's like, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to put paper bag on your foot Are the ways they just come? I can't you can please cover up your toe Let me take my socks off. I was like, no, no, no keep no I like the way they feel. Yeah that Which I can't do by the way. I cannot keep socks on. I gotta have bare feet I always have bare feet because I'm a dog Uh efap gaming overcooked when? Isn't that is that two player? I mean, well, that's not a reason not over cooked Yeah, I've heard that's a very fun co-op game Rags and I should look into it. But then again, we've got We should we should do another gaming. I say that once per month, I guess, but Yes, we should do another game Like the cat with a newspaper meme Yeah, we should do efap gaming We'll do that some point We do need to do it. We need to do another gaming pretty soon Milk me for my wrino milk rags Uh Are you a rhino? Because if not, then I don't know if you're gonna have rhino milk and if you're not a rhino It means I have to milk you to get the rhino milk that you have like in the fridge or something What's the deal that we have you have to milk them for the milk they have in their fridge? What? No, like you say milk me for like my rhino milk And if you're not a rhino, you're not gonna produce rhino milk from doing that So I assume that you have rhino milk and like storage somewhere like the fridge And in exchange for me milking you you will give me that It's like a barter system Have you seen the new patrick william star wars video? It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I have not Perhaps we can give that a gander See what he says he's a he's a funny one Have you guys kept up with gorillas song machine? No, you guys listen to gorillas at all um Not really here and there. I've listened to some of their stuff But none of their like newer things Hi rags Hello The duck tails reboot is pretty universally liked good characters mature storylines and great humor You asked if there were any good new versions of old things also hi rags Hey, let's look up duck tails. I mean, yeah, that's uh good news. I guess I guess it's like 2017 looks like or Hey, yeah, I counted rated highly Um, I don't know after after we're done watching another cartoon show that we don't think is good Who's opinion you're not ready for? Maybe we could watch uh some tuck tails That's yeah, man. It looks like our list is fucking long though. I will say we got a long void list Yeah, looks like the yeah Looks really highly rated Uh tldr or tldr, I guess is what I should be saying even though they've spelled it tldr. How offensive Um, hey, I'm so happy you're here Hi, I am also happy that I Something Can't wait till you see mother towels in in the clone wars All right I can yeah, I think I can wait but I appreciate a little bit Wait a little bit. See y'all mama um Why do you think interstellar is bad? uh What's um, yeah mauler hang on What the fuck I should like Should have saved that sentence I said to uh Uh to jeremy and it's just my just the leave me alone argument for interstellar um Interstellar is like the worst thing in terms of Things that aren't the worst thing. I'm being hyperbolic. It's very bad. Uh the the navigation with love the Giving the formula to control gravity through binary spiritually sent through time into the clicks the the the ticks of a watch I find all of that to be complete fucking nonsense and you find that it takes place in the fourth dimension Like how does that feel to you guys like being told that does that That sounds reasonable feels it sounds like nonsense Because it is It sounds like they're just making shit up Uh someone asked what navigation with love so I think I've explained this before but let's do it again You've got Three planets to check out I think it's three for the sake of the argument. Let's just say it's three because I can't remember um You check out one turns out it's bullshit And it fucks you up to the point where you can only check one more So rags we we did we we check out the stats on the planets One of them says yeah, it's all good thumbs up. The other one says 50 50 We can only go to one. Which one do you choose? Oh, we go to the one that would give us the high probability of success. We'll go to the first one The thumbs up one. All right, let's go. Oh, wait, wait, wait one of our crew members has just said That she would like to go to the 50 50 planet Oh my goodness one one you ask it. Why yeah, yeah, okay So she said that um, you know, it could it could work out to be that could it could it's we don't you know, it uh And then you find out that a husband is on that planet Is the human oh Okay So you jeopardize the mission and the rest of our lives just to get to your husband You'd think that might have been a response, but no she says look Love is still kind of a thing. We don't you know completely understand And like if you think about it It's pretty powerful. It's kind of like it transcends like most things and maybe How much I love that guy on that planet is kind of like the universe telling us that's where we should be going Well, that sounds like some pretty fucking intense post talking right there It's like the stupidest part whole movie that no one ever defends Oh Someone wrote that someone in chat said but they tell her she's wrong though One of the characters is like this is not it's not a good idea. She's like And she's like annoyed at him. It's the fact that they actually wrote that it's so fucking terrible Uh, oh, yeah, and it turns out she's right by the way The uh out of the two planets the 5051 was actually the correct one Interstellar And this ended with also high rags Hello Um if the 2022 movie was suddenly being called episode seven would you be interested or worried? I'd be interested Say that yeah, what does it what does he mean? So if they made the next episode of star wars and they called it episode seven implying a retcon, would you be interested? Very interested It'd be so funny though Like if it was bad again God damn it Um This person wants us to scream for oliver Like like infinity tisms Scream for oliver. Yeah, we know when they're like for oliver In the in the finale. No way is episode four or five. I think it's five Uh, it's I don't know. It's all just kind of like a mushy blendy blur in my head You know What infinity tism? Yeah, it's just all just mixed together. It's hard to Episode four episode five. I don't fucking know It's all just I think it's five because he dies in four for the second time Do you remember where the guy is like I wasn't there for him when he died twice It's like you were alive with Didn't exist you fuck if only I it was my fault for not existing. I should have existed it and also have been there She lacks So that was from that that quote was from bebo baggins bebo Glad to have drinker back. Look at the rlm most recent reply tweet to rick birman um Who's rick birman again? I forget isn't that someone to do with star trek was something red letter media twitter rick gurmin uh tv producer executive producer of Yeah, some star trek shows looks like tian looks like t and g star tre uh t and g deep space nine voyager and enterprise as well as the star trek films And he ultimately succeeded gene roddenberry is the head of the franchise until the cancellation of star trek enterprise in 2004 and in 1945 um Can't find what the tweet. Oh, there it is Uh, so rick birman put out a tweet saying how's everyone enjoying star trek Picard And red letter media responded I love the part where Each ebb got his eyeball ripped out while screaming and bleeding everywhere Then he almost got drilled into his brain by some kind of red hot skull So then seven had to shoot him in his heart and she midded 20 people to get revenge. I love star trek now Oh my goodness Oh, sorry star trek fans Oh my goodness afraid Oh, yeah, hang on Wonderful ever have a year where loads of good stuff comes out But like most of it. I don't mean like we get like one or two bad movies and that's it This an interesting ratio on that first tweet Here Oh, like 4.8 k likes and 2.4 k responses I'm assuming most of the responses are very negative I really love seeing my childhood hero reduce to limping around apologizing for stuff He hasn't done because the entire premise of the show is stupid and insulting Oh man Uh I've been saying for years decades even what if star trek had some guys with swords to you know cut people's heads off and stuff Never thought we'd get a visionary like alex curtsman to make that happen for us live long and fucking prosper Uh Oh my goodness. I always thought star trek was missing torture porn to make it more realistic I think this is the the chad long guide versus the Virgin disnoid this is logical statements long late Long Long critique is good critique redrafts. I like that one trash gift The chad long noid hope is like the sun it burns I Can imagine that quote coming from this Like it's like it's a clinical insect creature It's like yes. Hope is like the sun it burns you Don't hope hope is bad Now that our original trio has become just a dyad it's time for our silver paragons of efap to rise Garf ringy don't disappoint wolf and make videos Metalicious padawan of mohler tear jomlik two and three limb from lib Uh j sin sins will be kickethed by raggers. Hello rags. Oh, hey Yeah, um fun enough mel's videos coming along. It shouldn't be much more than maybe like two weeks to a month Even though that's kind of probably I need to look the better thing to say is that I saw our first draft It's it's coming right along. He makes a lot of good points. I'm excited from tour Finally get it out and then tell him the second he hits publish that he's got to start working on the second video He's gonna love that. It's gonna be great um, but soon enough Oh, and um I think jay's making I saw on twitter. He's making a new channel that involves lots of other creators. So that's Something to get excited for as well all kinds of things are happening I Sup my e words. Have you heard about the new star wars project? They never learn do they? Yeah, what was it? What was it called star wars high high republic? I think A high republic. Yes, and that whole trailer is just If I was in that if I was in that fucking universe, I'd be high all the time too Oh, if someone if I had like the chance to make a story in that universe I'd be like do you mind if I just don't reference anything anything I'll just go and make my own thing because oof Also mohler have you tried disco elysium? It's a very it's very geode. I have not You know what disco elysium is It's a indie game on steam Edo Super neat Digimon adventure is getting a reboot. Nothing is safe Oh Hopefully japan treats it decades old media treats its decades the old media better than the west Also watch tng massives rags has seen that i've seen on your first four seasons A lot of really good episodes in them too. There's some good stuff in there Uh, so tros completely ripped off an old star wars comic that a lot of fans didn't like Imagine my shock also high rags Hello Yeah, that's why here is the a lot of the ideas in the sequel trilogy are ripped from EU stuff And the worst versions of it apparently Yeah Badly ripped Just covered my gf with rhino milk. It was glorious. Oh my oh my goodness. Don't waste your rhino milk. Yeah He's so it didn't happen. I'm sure he thinks that you know, I could just drink it up once it's been poured over You know as long as he does a good thorough job as long as she has one of them good faces not bad faces probably I'll have an easy time of it. I suppose Movie movie blob is preparing for the diabeat down Wow The diabeat the diabeat that would be his finisher. I think a diabeat down That's funny Snoke at pineapple pizza That's all this says Well fair enough naming horrible things I guess Um, hey teal deer is finally here. Uh, I've been a fan of yours since 2015. He is to many future e-faps with you on Hey, go you got a fan Wow I I never thought that would happen. Yeah, I know I know. Uh, some people have heard of you apparently I know it's crazy. Yeah, god knows why Kylo can regenerate like dr. Who new actor, baby Yeah, maybe Maybe they'll do that to try and like they want to bring kylo back so desperately. They're just like we'll use fucking he's clone Clone of kylo. Jesus. Yeah, everyone can come back as a clone if palpatine can come back as a clone Give me a fucking reason why anybody can't come back because he's a dark side user access Why he could do it no one else can because they're all anyone could be a dark side user secretly True because I mean if ray raised a palpatine Why not? Yeah, why not? Do it Have you guys seen the high republic trailer? Yes, we have just mentioned it. Yeah, it was uh We should rename twitter to swaner Also, hi rags Hello Is it because swans are evil? That's what we were talking about earlier really earlier swans or assholes Uh Moeller I watched all of buffy because of your constant praise and it was amazing thoughts on Warren, um, I don't know how much let me read this first in case of spoilers um No, I don't think you're supposed to like him. Uh, he's a fucking piece of shit But I I've not heard people who do chat demands a buffy stream. I mean Let me show fringy and rags that show which I'm getting around too slowly because it takes fucking ages To show someone 12 seasons of a thing when they're not even that invested in it at the beginning Um, but I'll get there eventually and then we can We'll do it. We'll totally do a stream talking about it because you have nude ratic on even aiden too We could we could have the five of us discuss it. Oh my god. We'll have to see hopefully, you know I'm currently having fringy watch it. He's almost done with season one. He thinks it's awful Which is everything is proceeded as as expected. It's all good Oh, I gotta show metal it too. Yeah metals like the only person who's escaped me having to show This this long so I've known him for ages but I still haven't forced him to watch it You know clockwork orange style. It's very strange. I should Uh, oh god has rags Had three beers already No, no, I am lucid and clear minded and I am in full control of Everything that I'm doing um But I do any of these lose so I'll be back in just a second Oh my god Someone said uh, Buffy is good, but angel better than Buffy. That just reminds me of when uh, Steve schives said that he prefers angel to Buffy He asked his I guess girlfriend or wife or whatever that Does that make him sexist and she said yes The other Yes, uh, Steve schives and his wife. They have strange relationship Is she she is one of those? Ultra insane people where it's everything is sexist somehow Like literally anything and or yeah, I I That'll be a tough way to live to be honest because it would sort of weigh you down. I imagine Oh, that's probably why Steve keeps he's just got that face that eternally is like, you know blinking for help Like it's like I'm actually concerned about him a little bit because every time you see him With his wife, he looks so uncomfortable All the time like he's he's always sort of shifting his eyes around Like he's not sure what to do and not sure how to react and like like he's sort of really feeling under pressure and like really Thinking very hard about what saying like proper on eggshell sort of stuff It's a completely different attitude to how he Like does pieces to the camera when he's by himself. Well, did you see that clip of um Is it Jimmy Fallon? Like almost got cancelled. It reminds me of that He had RuPaul on and said she's a drag queen and she like or he whatever I don't fucking know who I don't know anything about RuPaul But the the reaction is like shock and disgust and he like pulls it's like a joke, but he doesn't realize that at first and He thinks that he's just fucked up beyond all belief and I feel like that's probably what Steve Shies has to do every day Like everything he says he's like, oh fuck. Did I just did I just do a sex? Oh, yeah, definitely It's so funny people talking about he blocked me. He's blocked everyone. I was gonna say I've never interacted with him I'm sure he's blocked me. Oh, I guarantee it there. There is because this it started many many years ago when actually published video and he was He'd mentioned something like oh, maybe there is an epidemic of like Men being victims of domestic abuse and I authored a video responding to him and I was like Here is the crime statistics on it. You'll notice men and women. It's about the same You got anything to say about that Steve and he blocked me and then Lots of us because this was when I tried I'm surprised you were blocked already. I'm surprised. I know me too. Um, but That then some of us started joking Tag blocked by Steve or hashtag blocked by style blocked by Shives and it's still going the hashtag still exists Like six years later No, because it just it just goes and goes and goes because he blocks everyone everyone Yeah, when I was on twitter, I just said I don't Agree, I disagree with some things that you say and he blocked me. That's fucking like harsh, dude. That's extreme I just I texted I texted the uh the tweet To him it took a nap and when I woke up for the nap I was blocked him like, yeah Yeah Oh, yeah, uh that's tall skills in chat. She's in twitter jail right now because She made a tweet describing her friends as pimps and hoes As as a second little friendly thing she got fucking banned for it. It's like what the hell Yeah, it's amazing. It's a very tolerant place like that. Well, this is the thing, right? Like, uh, I'm I have to be very careful on twitter There's there's a lot of things you just you can't joke about even because Twitter just like no you can't joke on twitter. You can't because someone will take it the wrong report Yeah, then there's stupid bots like Don't tell the difference. I guess It's um Yeah, it's it's surprising Well also not being surprising I guess because every time you see it happen You're like really and then you're like, you know, this is twitter. I forgot for a moment there Yeah, twitter is full of very exceptional individuals special I once met a swan that was the kindest hashtag not all All right. Yeah, there's some nice swans out there fine Don't want to be misrepresenting the swan population. Okay guys. Nope Uh Prepare your cream holes boys creamy sheave clones are coming to force lightning your dangos and make you very gay Oh my goodness. I don't don't force I maybe a little bit Oh god not too much Uh, there's still a lot of people who don't think ray is a mary sue. How do you come to that conclusion? What do you reckon makes them think that? Oh, they usually compare to luke lordly. They're like, oh luke was a person who could pilot and Stuff that means he's the same and you don't call him a mary sue. They thought she's not Yeah Yeah All right, but yeah I find that if anybody manages to categorically remove her from the title of mary sue At that point they've distilled it to a degree that like nothing is a mary sue Um, and I just think that we use the term to usefully describe all of the major flaws with ray at this point She's practically redefined the term She's sort of the go-to example. Certainly she has become that um Rip my wisdom teeth. Thanks for entertainment in these trying times. Also private comrade rags Oh priv yet, I guess. Oh priv yet Um, yeah, damn and wisdom teeth old is not fun. I'm assuming that's what happened Hope you're all right Hello teal dear been looking forward to when you would come on this show Hi Also, hi. I am here now. Yeah. Hello Uh and moopa. Hello Hot damn. I'm behind. I'm watching the first part of the farewell wolf efap right now. Hello all my n-words. Hello skull on wheels hi rags Hello Hello May the dawn and the cosmic chicken bless you all. Why thank you Drinker you charismatic alcoholic you have you ever watched any? Oh, I'll save that for him Uh, banana milk Do-do-do-do-do Wait, what banana milk Teal dear I want to see you get nice and nice and pissed off. Uh, we came close a little bit with some of these Uh, that that requires me to feel it And I don't really do that Not for steer wars, huh? Well just I'm too many drugs, man too many Too many drugs too many drugs. They just started and I'm already beyond drunk Oh beyond drunk Oh boy Hi rags Hi Other prequels better because of the sequels or were they more of a gem in the rug? Um more of a gem in the rug. I think it big Yeah, I've not hit that expression more of a more of a gem in the rug Obviously, I think they were supposed to say rough, I guess but like damn gem in the rug. It's like a gem in the rug Um Yeah, the so people looked back on the prequels being like damn these aren't actually that bad when you think about how bad it can get Um, but obviously the prequels haven't changed since they were made so The conversation evolves and a lot of people have different uh takes about how everything sort of works in them So I would I would just say that the sequels are making people re-evaluate what they think about uh The good old prequels All of you guys might like the the invisible man That is um a blumhouse film that came out the invisible man the trailer looked okay This spooky movie where someone's scared because she's being followed. I think and it's by the invisible man You know my kidneys. Yeah, it looked interesting Not sure if I can be bothered to cinemar it, but you know, I'll watch it when it comes to like a streaming thing Uh, if good storytelling be how I think it do can you really look at women at the end of the rainbow? Uh, that's a lot of references in one. That's very nice Prequels are objectively great. Yes. They are rag is Prequels are objectively great No, they're not. Well, no, I don't think so I mean compared to the sequels they're golden Yeah, they're you might even say they're um like a gem in the rug sort of thing a gem in the right They're definitely a gem in the rug Is rags the child of scooby-doo and raggy No, I don't think so I don't even know why what aspects of those two mix to create me They'd be like one's a dog. You're like, mm-hmm. Like I yes the incredible cowardice and gluttony they mix together to create Uh avatar the last airbender was a show made for kids yet that show is leagues better written than the sequel trilogy And suko is what kylo ren was supposed to be but actually makes sense Oh, I'm sure Yeah, I would say will moller. Do you think the sequels or uh Avatar has better writing Well, um, I don't think anything could be much worse than the sequel trilogy We're dealing with uh Infinity tizms is worse. I'll give you that I guess because they fuck with like the laws of reality While rise of skywalker tries to do that sort of but not really not not to the significant degree of uh Of infinititism, so if they represent like zero and one on the scale It's gonna be pretty fucking hard to be worse than them. Is that you have to be desperate Um, so no, yeah, I guess so Rick warley has a great video on star wars reviewers I have no idea who that is but I suppose I can put a note in I want to say I've heard that name before huh Space children intended for pedo wizards. Oh my gosh. Yay Critical drinker is a filthy dub watcher Oh, he said that wasn't a for real thing unless unless he didn't he realized halfway through he wouldn't want to take that position maybe Who knows? Shall we ever find out? I'm not for schnizzle myself I mean, I guess with when it comes to um Like anime I If I it not that it really cares what they're saying or anything or not that it matters um, but I would say that I would prefer to Have have it dubbed But when it comes to live action stuff, I would rather have subtitles because there's so much more of an acting component I yeah, I mean It really does depend on the quality of the dub I just it's just the natural assumption that the original audio is going to be what you want the conveyance of Emociono And I really have no problem with reading subtitles myself. Um, a lot of the time it actually makes me Catch things that I might have missed even with English. So, you know Hi Um, I understand there's an ongoing debate. Uh, we won't be able to close it here. I just um, I'm a I'm a one of them Sub purists for the most part just because of how bad dubs can go. That's all Mola, can you sound like a Welsh announcer while saying this please? Um, all right A man has fallen into the river in lego city start the new rescue helicopter Hey Build the helicopter and off to the rescue prepare the lifeline lower the stretcher and make the rescue The new emergency collection from lego city You guys gonna buy that Terrible things happening Oh, no, it's speaking of terrible things the next one says kick rags. Oh, no never I've done terrible things and I'm still here That's true um Did mihi cheek sent mihi put them up to this I feel like he's not mihi cheek sent mihi I think he's the grand villain behind it all the puppeteer if you will this whole time He was he was the real palpatine clone. Damn you mihi cheek sent mihi Dammit Only your name was shorter Uh thoughts on the metro series I have not I really really liked the last light. I played that I thought it was really excellent They are pretty good There you go glowing critical appraisal I want to remove tildia's Bass Deference and wrap it around my throat while I choke on batwoman's fallopian tube That's graphic. Mm-hmm. I'm surprised that made it in no Like weird Weird world we live in As a weird world guys what franchises would you point to new people if they had to start at low points? Uh example halo series with four dark souls with two and films like star wars with tlj Why would you want to start them at low points though? I guess terminator with three No dark fate or genesis. I'll happily accept those two but three is better than those two Yeah, they're better, but it's not like if you start at the low point I assume they'll keep going and it's all terrible right because it's like a string of low points Yeah, but okay, but you'd agree that I you know, yeah, like those two are worse. Absolutely but Like even if but if you start people on the sequel trilogy Well, then you're starting them off with the force awakens, which is technically the best of the Yeah, I guess. But why would you even? No Would you want to start someone with the worst of what something has to yeah, I was like, why would this even? Um, unless you're like really trying to convince something sucks, but at that point you're just being biased Maybe the question is if they had to start at the low point what franchise would you direct to people? I guess buffy because I would start you at season one. So That works I I guess the way I'm interpreting this question to be more interesting is like what franchises still work despite starting with their low points Because doxels, yeah, if you started with two it wouldn't ruin one and three. I don't think But if you start with a low point in Star Wars, I think it would damage your experience of the ot because you'd be like Anymore I'd be done. Yeah, I don't do that. Don't stop. Why why did you do this to me? Um Oh, yeah, Star Trek I think is applicable to that right a lot of people say that the the initial series seasons are the worst ones Of not so sorry not like as the show as a whole I mean the individual uh series is if you know what I mean So like the worst of tng is the earlier seasons the worst of the originals of the initial episodes that sort of thing I guess but yeah, because they all kind of take a while to go But I think that's the same with any series um Trying to think oh, actually game of thrones is best season is probably 103 So game of thrones that won't know what yeah, so game of thrones is the opposite. I suppose uh trying to think about yeah, I mean I get maybe star trek. I guess You're trying to get people into something but you can only use its worst aspects Are the worst versions of it? Essentially the worst parts of it I don't know um Yeah, I guess some mixed messages Yeah, because I guess the worst of star trek is still will whether it be for card or like discovery Oh, right. Yeah, that's Start with this is the biggest like if that that we're sort of Splintering the question a little bit, but it's like imagine that you were like you're you're allowed to get the person into the Franchise, but you have to start with the shitty parts And for star wars, that's just not even Is it worth it? Do you think putting someone through all of disney star wars to get them to the ot? I think if you started them there, they wouldn't care. I feel like they lose interest by the time they hit the ot. Yeah They just wouldn't yeah, if you say no, no, no, it's really really good from here on Yeah And it would be depressing to see these characters that they love and know what they end up being Yeah, imagine they're like, oh this oh, it's luke again. He's young now. Okay He's like He's supposed to like him Um, yeah, all right. There we go. I think we nailed it. We got we got nice chunky answers out of that question Chunky. All right thoughts on aoe2de versus wc3d forge Sorry, what age of empires actually released a functioning game? Um blizzard fucked over their customers with reforged. Oh, yeah, that's right Yeah A lot of people are getting pissed off at blizzard saying like hey We own the intellectual property of the of the thing that you make in our engine. That's it's kind of weird That's something that's very uh typical at all Yeah, I would imagine like you'd probably find that you'd find that I reckon in small print of a lot of other games I would imagine no, uh, I think it's like uh That's sort of a thing that they made a big deal of is being Not a usual thing. Huh Oh possibly I I don't really know. I don't uh when I heard about it. It was basically just like ha ha you guys Dota I completely understand why but ha ha I'm guessing you guys never played walker 3 I know I've heard like all the terrible stuff about it. Well, I did walker I've heard the original is an amazing game And the remake is just in fucking yeah walker 3 and the frozen throne expansion Some of the best rts games which have ever been made. They were fantastic. The stories were amazing Uh fantastic just characters plot development is great It all expanded out very nicely in walker game basically just blizzard Fucked everyone over when they created the re-release because the re-release was broken There was that shit about like oh you create stuff in our engine. You you don't own it You don't have any say to it. Everything goes to us so they can get money basically Um, yeah, blizzard is a terrible company. Everything about them has gone downhill since I'm gonna say wrath of lich king. Everything past that point is terrible Because at that point they ran out of ideas. They became intellectually bankrupt They just started bringing whatever shit back that they had it basically went kind of like star wars Just like whatever stupid shit we can think of we're gonna we're gonna pull it all out the air Who cares cataclysm? Oh, yeah, you know that Killed off too. Well, he's back even though he died not only in that game but in another as well And then pandas Chinese pandas because you gotta Gotta capture the Chinese market and get those gold farmers in that's where the real money's at Oh, and there was diablo 3 in the always on D People pit got really pissed off about I'm gonna stop talking now. Otherwise. I'm just gonna end up slandering blizzard for the next half hour Okay No blizzard is terrible They used to be so good as well. That's the problem All right, warcraft 2 was amazing warcraft 3 was amazing Diablo and diablo 2 were amazing starcraft starcraft even starcraft 2 all great And then they just fucked it over they fucked it over because it stopped creating well warcraft as trs games Or rts games they stopped creating those which I think was a big mistake because in a lot of ways it was Uh Technically superior to starcraft when it comes to the variable economy that you get throughout the game I know this means nothing to you too, but it Yeah, it was great And then they they stopped doing it because they were like no, we're gonna do we're gonna do starcraft as the rts game and we're gonna do World of warcraft as the gold farming MMORPG and that's where we're gonna get our money and they rested on the laurels of that game for so many years And that is when they got lazy And that's when they started pulling whatever shit out of their ass that they could to pad the lifetime Of world of warcraft because it was such a big cash cow and in doing that they basically became creatively bankrupt as a company rip blizzard I said I was gonna stop otherwise. I was just gonna keep like Yeah, they're gonna. They're actually gonna stop the companies that really did just You just what happened? They just turned to evil Palpatine took over I'll take control of a computer game I actually think the existence of blizzard would be a very compelling argument for palpatine's evil twin Yeah, that's what he got up to And palpatine was doing that stuff and rises Skywalker is evil twin decided to make blizzard He was like I'll trick people into thinking they're a good tism and then I'll turn it on them The evilest of plans Raid shadow legends actually looks somewhat fair for a mobile game to be honest It's main competitor star wars galaxy of heroes charges up to two thousand dollars for a character Two thousand dollars Just because it's better than that does not necessarily mean it's still good like, you know It's like this murder isn't so bad. He doesn't the only kills a hundred people not 10,000 But uh, yeah, that's fucking expensive. Holy shit. I don't know anything about a star wars galaxy of heroes, but Oh, man the mobile market. That's um, that's a whole other thing Um The youtuber some black guy plays rogue shadow legends Does he though? Like I assume that a lot of people who tell you they're playing it may not be playing it. That's just, you know, I don't know maybe Like they they dip in long enough to use the pre-currency that they get from Never look again. That's what I assume is that I mean Pretty tough to stick with mobile games a lot of the time unless they're designed to be addictive, which is another reason why Advertising for it is uh question and all Really tough to keep keep at it Greetings everyone. What are your favorite soundtracks from movies and video games? Oh, we've answered this before but someone wants to come to mind our Stellaris mass effect throne legacy Tron legacy. Yeah, it's got good ones. Uh, let me see Echo There is the lord of rings. Oh, yeah Obviously Star Wars There's some there's something you started, uh Frank Laplacche From the command and conquer games Or just club club Laplacche stuff in general. It's all great Yeah, if we go composers, uh, ramen Dijuadi is one of my favorites just from all the shit that he makes. It's really good Obviously Han Zimmer People like him make good shit How would you sound track? Quake soundtrack Damn good The doxel soundtracks are always glorious There you go. That's a whole bunch of someone in chap says xcom. Let's be honest. The only one you want battle theme Seven I want to say I think it's battle theme seven. That's the only good I mean, they're all good, but that's the one which really stands out that everyone loves um I mean, I'm just gonna have to read this out, you know This is the job. I gotta do it. Oh, boy. I gotta do it Oh boy, if boss nas shat in your mouth, would you say oh yum film a bum? Or I am screaming from your big big brown creaming I'm screaming from your big brown creaming Whichever one you try surely it would just be Yeah, I mean, I guess that this thing post swallowing. This is your question slash exclamation Show me that boss ass Uh, so, yeah, I guess he's asking would you be in approval or disapproval of the event of the event? Okay, I'm afraid it's the event This searing the breaking the great disaster has they're calling it it uh, okay Star Wars thing or whatever So we're gonna get an answer rags. You have to think about it. Oh Uh, they'd have to offer me the presidency to shill for that version of episode 10. That's a quote from jeb Nice. Oh, wow jeb Man's got principles if there was any reason to add a times four option on youtube It is the long man 23 days of content and counting Oh, is that what we're up to? with evap Let me check Oh, yeah, uh with this evap we'll be Uh, well, yeah, we'll have passed into a full month or well Not a month. Sorry 24 days two few weeks Three days Special right rags three weeks and three days I think it's special that sounds special to me 24 If in hours would be a day if in days would be a month. That's totally how it works Oh happy day I wonder how much we'll be up to by the time we hit that uh that 100 Man, that's gonna be that's gonna be a long one, isn't it? That is this All day, baby The long man right there I'm currently on evap 75 and infinite earths part five right now But just wanted to pop in to say hello to teal dear. Love your content also Hi rags and jik k Oh rye hags rye hags And jik k Yeah, they said they love their content. There you go. Oh, thank you. Hi. Thanks. Yeah I don't take praise very well Check out the coat of arms of lapland. It looks pretty hilarious for such a dark and cold place also high wags Hello Coat of arms for lapland or all of lapland Oh my That's uh Have a look at what they described this as That looks pretty hilarious for such a dark and cold place all right Is the result I got I assume this is what they wanted me to see Interesting if he looks like he looks like a welshman He kind of does especially with his his uh his dating stick. Well, that's full dating stick I Take that on a night in the oh my god. Look at his legs. Oh geez like they're melting It's torso. What is that? Ew, please tell me this is the actual Of the image as well. This is peak vascularity. I think This is the ideal male body you may not like it This is it Look at his toes They look like thumbs He just says thumbs on his feet All the better to grasp women Take them back to my game My welsh game Uh Oh, the chest is so fucked I don't know he's got tiny little boobs in the middle. Yeah, they're very scary to look at Uh, I don't know if you noticed but the bible is held up to this same level of scrutiny Can you believe there are people that think that isn't real? I mean like the scrutiny that's held for the sequel trilogy because yeah, I mean People like stuff to make sense that Noah's Ark, you know that one's weird I mean nobody's fallen for that one except my art teachers back in the day Please draw Ryan and JJ drunk in a bar arguing I mean Are they old enough to drink? I don't know about that. Yeah, one of just might just be laws against it, you know If you're a director, you're not allowed to have alcohol If you're a ryan johnson or a jj brooms, you cannot have alcohol. Yeah specifically the law was made for them um I'm uh fast work that Oh my goodness, let's take a look Humanity, oh no Oh, no With job of the head. Oh, I've got the collar and everything I have to watch in my clone having sex with job Oh my goodness job looks so happy though. That's so awesome. It's a good time. Of course. He's happy It's a good time Do you guys think star wars has crappy alien designs, how would you change them if you could I'm happy with a lot of them. Yeah, I'm sure a lot of them just seem really strange to me like I'd have to fish through for some specific examples, but some just seem Really out there where you wonder How do you like do things really function? Yeah, how do you function? Yeah, because to a degree all of the services and you know things that everyone goes to a kind of Humanoid ready if you know what I mean, so if you have an alien that's not humanoid. It's like I wonder how you do your things That could be something to do in star wars though an interesting thing to explore like Building it so that places are a little bit more Ready to take in all kinds of uh aliens as opposed because most aliens seem to be humanoid in that universe And that's something they seem to be committed to yeah hominids of some kind Human intercourse with Jabba the hut. Even though there's no humans involved I was fucking rude. He's a plus size human We made these movies incorrectly as a joke No, I mean if this is commentary on that first video we were looking at also I have accidentally skipped Couple but don't worry. I will go back Yeah, check out the coat of arms of lap. Oh, yeah, see there you go. I'm back on track now Yo moolsbury you ever consider doing an objective analysis where they focus on themes and subtext on some weird artsy movie You enjoy like the lighthouse um It would need to be a movie that I'm particularly passionate about I feel like someone will make that video while I'm making the stuff I want to make Like if I if I was particularly in love with the lighthouse I probably would I mean I think me and rags have talked about um On an e-fap previously like what we how we liked him what we thought uh A lot of it was our allegorical toward um, that house is good But I uh, I don't see myself making that video Yeah, I don't have like any like love for it. I think it's good but I mean, I'd recommend people see it, but I don't have any like real personal investment in it to that level yeah, I would have to try and like I can see what the point of the question is that they like they want me to sort of apply the uh extensive analysis style onto a movie that's Less conventional, I suppose it would just I'd have to find the right movie to want to do it with It would be possible with a lighthouse. There's loads of references to use. It's just the I don't want to make that video that much and I feel like I probably shouldn't work on Projects that I'm not particularly hugely passionate about because it might it might risk not being completed I know yeah, you're gonna meme. It's like you didn't finish the tfa one being made It's coming along. It's taking time Though seriously that is coming along Get a glass china when we had the chance. Oh my yeah, sure. I think that's a reference now you got the corona virus Now we all do we have to all deal with that one Uh for one billion u.s. Dollars. I do just about Anything Anything just about anything my integrity won't matter since I'd be monetarily set for life I mean someone gave me one million. Yeah, I could do enough good with a million dollars to One I don't know. It's supposed to depends where you I was gonna say yeah one million for sure that you want if A billion. Yeah, but a million now Well, I don't know you put a million dollars in the bank and you could live off the 30k interest a year, you know I mean, where are you to get interest rates like that interest rates usually have a cap they don't 3% Yeah, but they have a cap Yeah It may be 3% but it'll be a maximum of x amount I don't know I don't know about banking and money Well, I got a million bucks I'll pay a banker to make bank You pay a pay a person to tell you how to Control that million. Yeah, you could probably you could probably invest the million, right? And then never have to worry about some things or whatever but um If if your only concern was being set for life, I suppose that would make sense Yeah, depending on where you live though, you uh till dear is right if you were like in the in the heart of Um, I don't know LA or new york city. You'd probably not last forever a million Yeah, just any pretty much any big city west like a million won't won't do you? But here in arkansas, man. Oh, you'd be a king. You'd be a god among mortals Screw disney mulan. Don't go watch it. No, I I'm not gonna I will be curious to know how it does but I do not have any intention of watching it Hi rags Hi Sorry, I know I asked this before but I can't find said stream Is there a way to recommend people for you to cover in commentaries? Yeah, you could send me an email or go on my uh discord and let me know There you go. But sorry. I'm sure you've answered this before and not just from me. Yeah, sorry isn't easy answer Why aren't there any black people in mulan remake because they're racist They hate the black people Like unironically china actually They don't even like it wasn't the whole point of um Like american like hollywood tries to appeal to asian Culture a lot or at least their asian film industry and stuff And so they they have like asian characters put into to mainstream stuff and it just doesn't always work And they're just like constantly trying to figure it out. Like what are you people like? Oh my god giant fighting robot. Yeah, that's an easy way to do it Uh f in the chat for our fallen brother ra doing this till he comes back Uh Yeah, we haven't seen him in a while now I assume for realsies. He must have fallen to the band hammer or something What videos of yours do you recommend people watch uh teal dear? None of them they're all awful I suppose an intro could be the uh the star was when you did about surviving in space and how it's totally possible and easy for Layer to do right? Yeah, that Uh either that or I have a weird I shouldn't some Antidepressant drug which was marketed as a female veto drug. I've been talking about that one for about four years now There you go. That's funny or what is it called? Um, yeah adi. Yeah, that one. Yeah Oh god, that thing won't go away. It's come back recently What? Oh, they did like a Um Well, because you know, obviously they want to make money because um Who was it? valiant took on basically the billion debt to get it You know now they need to recoup their loss because they're on the federal investigation for price gouging Um, they started up. Um a new thing called. What was it? Right to desire They're banging on the feminist band wagon again Yeah, the women have a right to have a a sex life have a right to a satisfying sex life Well, yeah, that's the thing it's like no no no one has a right to have sex with other people No, we call that great. It's not allowed If you have to get it from somebody else, you don't have a right to it Yeah, but that that's what they're pushing now because obviously, you know, it's a female sexual health thing So lots of people are jumping on it like yeah, if I ain't fucking Yeah, it's like yeah, women's have a right to this and so Yeah, that that's how they're pushing it now. They're trying to hide it behind some Like fancy show company thing, but if you just look under the surface, it's like oh It's you scum fox trying to price gouge your customers again Yeah Stop it Your drug doesn't work. I have objectively proven it doesn't work referencing numerous studies. It's terrible. Wow Yeah, it was I remember when first came out in the studies where we're going on it was like one out of every is like Some tiny chance at getting perhaps one better sexual encounter every year or something crazy like that Half to one So you might have half an extra sexual satisfying experience per month that you take. Yep I don't know But yeah, I'm with you that all bears of you're like wait, this sucks. I don't know. It's just I I And then the other problems are Functions like an antidepressant because it is an antidepressant. It's not actually a libido drug It has horrible interactions with alcohol in so far as it makes about half of people who drink when they're on it black out Which you know sounds great, doesn't it? It's like yeah, this this drug It's supposed to make you horny and if you have a single beer, it's going to knock you out So hey, you can't see how that could go wrong Hey, they can't have a disappointing sexual experience if they don't know they're having a sexual It's true. It's true and um Wonder what were the other terrible things about it? Oh, yeah, it makes the contraceptive pill not work as well Yeah, which is that's uh, not only did you not like it, but now you're done Yeah, it's just everything about this everything about that drug is And so I've had a slightly autistic obsession with proving why it's wrong And the worst bit is there were loads of like international women's rights organizations that got behind it and were like Oh, if the FDA doesn't put this through approval, it's because they're sexist and they hate women because you know There's male libido enhancement things that exist Even though the male ones are things like viagra, which is basically just a vasodilator, which is totally fucking different to how this thing works And yeah, and they actually had to come out and post statements saying We didn't read the research and didn't know what this drug actually did We just supported it because it kind of aligned with our vague ideal Which was hilarious to me So, yeah, you can watch that that one's fun. There you go There's also another hilarious Uh thing you can watch it's more stream focused. It's called a black anality It is a feminist academic paper which talks about Black women having anal sex and it features the line I use the anus as a window Oh Because they they they use the anus as a No, yeah, because I'm in cultural stereotypes and and attitudes It's it is fucking hilarious. I do it with a co-host on the uh On the stream and we both lose our shit over it for about three hours It was possibly one of the funniest things I've ever done in my life Well, see you don't even need to explain it because I just I get it That makes a lot of sense to me that someone would make that I guess makes sense natural Thing that humans would go to at that point. What else is there really? Yeah, the last frontier the final frontier even The anus Yeah, the anus the final frontier It is the window through which you view the world Same for all of us really It is a window to the ghetto as well Yeah Teal dear thoughts on the great stink of 1858 and the raising of chicago Raising of chicago is hilarious And just that's that oh They actually lifted a city Like just actually built everything up like by several feet Just raised all of the buildings and all the street levels to level leveling out It's just you you look at it and you're just like that's a whole shit ton of effort for not very much, but it happened Did it what is that to do with the great stink of 1858? I'm not actually sure if the two are really I remember the raising of chicago I'm just picturing like loads of shit smells are on the floor and so they raise all the cities That should do it just bury it all under the You can't get poop through concrete. We all know this Also high rags. Hello. Yeah, do you think lucas film is going to ruin indiana jones? Yes. Yes Yeah, I don't think there's anything to them. They kind of ruined part of it already. I've kind of forgotten um The what was it kingdom of the crystal skull, right? That was an adventure Ifap 50 part 2 at 7 hours 21 minutes and 15 seconds at a quarter speed on watch together I beg you long man. It's tonald's version of the kamehameha watch dragon balls. Are you absolute massive? Join the watch together rags and we'll we'll see what this this business talking about Yeah, let's give it a little clicky here having to look at our disgusting history I preemptively disavow ifap 50 throw this time Look at our stacked roster Those were the days Now we we you know everyone hates us. They've abandoned us. Yep. They're all left 7 21 15 One let's close enough All right, I gotta go slow. No I know it's coming Oh my god, that fucking gap is glorious between two and billy So ready the anticipation is incredible Then you could even hear him start the billy. I was like It's like oh my god Oh, so good so perfect We have to explain our memes to people. Yeah, that's not um go go to the website You'll understand People who worked very hard on an incredible website that is no business being that good Yeah Wise crack smoke crack through their ass crack Damn or ass cracks Let's start out though. Yeah What's up my n words? Hello there. Hey, what's up my n word? Hey rags, what type of bf do you prefer personally? I like some sturdy dom to take care of me Oh, damn. I should not be writing this on top of a roof Oh my goodness I think like most people someone who's versatile Not just in the bedroom, but who's who can be independent who could take care of themselves who doesn't need me You know But who can act like they really need me, you know, that sort of thing What in that sense, uh, yeah, I can actually go with either honestly, you just say yeah to be saying like job Like java. Oh, I thought I thought you said something I thought you said something. I thought you said like java You just like casually like yeah java. Yeah, he's pretty good. Yeah, he said like java. He can take care of himself Java he's he eats a lot Hey man, plus size. That's all that is Uh, we want drunk doggo. Well, he said he wanted to have a nice normally fapper, right? Next time next episode. I'll drink. I actually don't even have any I'll I do actually I have some alcohol. It's too late now to get started though But I remembered that I have a bunch of um bourbon in the uh in the A bib and shit. All right. Yeah, I like uh, there's some Wild turkey makes some honey stuff. That's really good I'm gonna be like john and I'm gonna be in the honey That was like, oh, oh, Joe. I mean like Joe in help. I'm Joe That's so funny, dude when he said Joe in honey Uh Alcohol is bad. Okay. Drugs are also bad. Okay. That is south park. Okay Um This episode of evap is sponsored by skill share shadow legends skill share Uh, disney removed songs and musu their excuse was for historical accuracy And yet it's full of inaccuracies along with the witch. We know the real reason why It's too magical for party values. Yeah, whatever like I hope that movie does terribly. That's that's that's where I'm at I kind of do too kind of more than any of them probably because I'm at this point becoming legitimately bigoted towards china And I hate them I mean, it's not going to take long for a lot of people to feel certain out of boss D Considering the corona virus. It's like Who did this who fucked up and it's like, uh I mean, you know health standards I mean, I don't want to say that there's no hurry on curing coronavirus What have you shipped you should um forest wittaker for mulan's dad save the dream I wish he saved the dream Happy birthday at mark the cyborg part happy birthday If it is a good job living that year, man Greetings to the long man from florida, man nice high rags Hello opinions on 10 millimeter auto for pig hunting and or on the high point 10 95 as a hunting rifle I'm not familiar with that rifle and I don't have any guns in millimeter But if you're hunting hogs with them, I would go bigger than a 10 millimeter I mean like aren't there you might want to actually check the laws in your state because a lot of game has a minimum caliber limit So make sure you're not breaking the law. You're thinking about using that. I'm not sure what it might be, but double check I wouldn't use something Like that. I would use like a rifle round for killing hogs, man You'd use a thousand millimetre rounds, wouldn't you? I would use a 30 caliber enough Oh, no thousand By a like 1.2 billion 1.2 billion millimetre 1.2 billion caliber. It's just a planet Just drop a moon on him. It's like, is this okay to hud pig? Like yes, it's like sir. It's pulling me towards it. It has crappy Why are sjw's mad about disney removing slash changing mulan's love interest because of hashtag me too Isn't this what they would want? I could understand disney's concern But sjw seemed to think it's scapegoating I think a lot of you need to understand that a social justice warrior doesn't have what we might refer to as a Consistent will be consistent principle Yeah, it gets very confusing and they can't be pleased Well, hence that clip I was talking about all the time shit happens, but they're never going to be happy It's like a minefield They'll never be satisfied. Yeah, like double standards and hypocrisy is the main day of their Don't worry about it. It's about the fight not winning Yeah, there's yeah, well, it's the whole outrage culture thing, right? It's just like find someone else to be angry at go This is why so many of them are on Actually addicted to being angry at things Gokunari will be coming on when so he was the planned guest to do the van Helsing thing with uh There's no reason why we can't set that up sooner rather than later. I think efap is relatively freed up right now. Um But there we've already got next week's episode set So yeah, you know, we'll we'll work with something we got we got we got some plans down the old pipeline Lots of different guests, but I we will try and get them on Um, hey rags want to share your opinion of avatar It's shit from what I've seen You mean the james canron movie? Oh that too Listen y'all need to wake up Oh Listen, I know you're gonna hate me, but man we can fucking bust out some references here We might want to have to devote an entire efap to it if we ever get around to it But man from what I've seen of some of this show. I have no idea why people think it's so amazing I've heard it's so great and from what I've seen it is just awful rags. Look at that chat. Look what you've done All right, that's fine. It can be like that. ER is actually a That's fine. It doesn't change the stuff that I've seen The actual retardation that I've seen in these Episodes and clips like I don't know how y'all do it. I mean, I guess I'm glad that you guys like it, but man I don't think I've ever We got sequel level writing here and people That stall was gill I think you should just bring er on and we should just watch the tawd fight that happens Oh my god, chat is very upset rags. Look what you've done That's all right. They can be they can be upset because they are given it a special pass. Oh my goodness I'm I'm being consistent with my standards. It doesn't get a special pass Execute order 66 Doesn't get a special pass because it's anime and because you watched it when you were 12 and you were impressed. Sorry So what's going on you at sequel level writing they are not happy Okay, they're yeah, it's about yeah Maybe I missed all the really maybe there's some really amazing stuff. I haven't seen yet I'm sure that's the case but what from what I've seen I'm like damn y'all like I don't get how this I don't understand how this show gets a pass for me people You're gonna have to be more consistent with your standards guys I'm saying this with a smile on my face because your tears they are I love your summer dr from the ether That's right. That's fine Uh Thoughts on the browning hp rags The browning hp. Um, I do not have one I've heard it's really good though. That's from creamy sheave. He says he's got one and he loves it. Oh my goodness Yeah, I've heard really good stuff about him I heard it's way better in avatar The browning hp superior to avatar Oh Did you say that avatars an anime? Yeah, wait, didn't er actually defend that uh avatar is an anime um if I remember Well, well, if it's not an anime tell me what it is Well, the the idea being that it's an american written show, but it is animated in japan, right? I can't I can't like you chat. You're gonna have to teach me about american written. Oh, yeah, well Yeah, um But it who cares if it is counted as an anime or not. I don't I don't I don't care who wrote it. It's terrible Oh god Y'all need to have some more consistent and better standards Mola, are you interested in Jurassic world dominion? Yes I will just like Jurassic world fallen kingdom watch all of the Jurassic franchise before going to see dominion And then probably make a video because Jurassic park is a fantastic film And it keeps getting shat on just like terminator alien and predator About a portion of every year and I seriously doubt The dominion is gonna be great, but uh I'll give it a chance. Do you think that there's gonna be a good you think there's gonna be good Dinosaur movie Hey, man Dinosaurs are cool Yeah, they were the first one Now they're lame and weird I don't put feathers on them Um a good video to tear apart cinematic venoms got a really bad lord the rings video Uh, I feel like someone's mentioned that before I will put that in notes. Have a look see Yeah, apparently someone doesn't like lord of the rings. That's upsetting to hear He does really wow. All right. Yeah, we could uh, we could Go for that. Fuck it. Uh, also mary mayhem still wants to get pregnant off mauler's voice I I that's just not how pregnancy works Maybe one day when innovations in science take place. I don't know I don't know Uh, what do you think of novels fixing to r.o.s? Um, I mean, I appreciate the effort Just like well you tried, you know, because yeah, basically it's like well, I can I can appreciate that you tried It's actually kind of sad Like I feel bad for those people I guess Because you shouldn't be in a position where you have to your job as a writer is to fix someone else's mess constantly Like that's it for you. It's like that's fun So, you know Sorry people who have to do that, but hey, yes, um You know you you get paid for it. There's that's yeah And it could be it could be worse right like you could just not have a writing job at all You could probably you could I would I would take the opportunity to throw some jabs at the sequel trilogy myself Have characters be like wait, that makes no sense. And then the scene just ends That would be amusing to me. Um Do you understand how star wars the rise of skywalker is a good movie? We must first understand the secret behind mario's jump. It's just That's simple. It's just only only we can find out Uh, apparently chez in episode nine was a clone Chez Chez who's chez. I'm trying to think of if that's some abbreviation for palpatine. It was like chez Chezzy chezzy cream creamy chat. Mm She chez she I don't know Cheeve It's like yes I'm a sneaker head. I buy shoes online people do a good job about documenting how each shoe fits on the typical standard of sizes Never had a problem figuring it out. There you go ranks Hmm. I guess I always figured the way that they're made like on the inside Yeah, because it's not an issue of like getting it to fit It's also like how the sides touch your feet and how the souls feel and stuff like that I just feel like that's not something you'd want to risk, you know, I because shoes are very important That's always girl said she was like, you know, I know it is spelt chev Or chez If you try to best palpatine Maybe that's what he said when they asked him what his name was when he was Sucking the life out of Padme. He was like i'm chez palpatine said two children she even chev Ah Iron man should have died the moment a tank shall hit him on the face I'm sorry, but armor doesn't make people immune to momentum and blunt force trauma Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. They did that in the movie. I think they should have uh Done differently to have that scene it kind of fucks with his um Uh abilities Uh f word here you teal dear dominos is great What oh, I guess he's did you say something against dominos at some point? Uh, no, it was um, it was on the video. They said also dom even dominos and get a code Yeah, but this person's saying like fuck you teal dear dominos is great. I'm guessing he said something Disparaging to all dominos. Do you not like dominos? No, I don't I think it's nasty garbage, but I didn't disparage them in the video I would never disparage dominos I mean, I just didn't think to comment on their terrible pizza. I don't know dominos. Give me a Get sponsored e-fap. Give us free pizza. There you go Okay Be mad over something. I didn't say that's fine. It's all right. Maybe it was something else I don't know. Maybe you said that they were okay instead of saying they're incredible Oh, no, it might have been more. I doubt filthy plebs who eat dominos No, that's what the person in the video is based saying where they're like even domino. All right. Yeah, dude, dude Dude, no Like just because people eat dominos and have a questionable taste in pizza Just just leave them to it. It's like I get it if you're about to like starve to death and you have to eat dominos You know, I I understand it's it's not it's not like it's not worse than death You know, I could agree with that actually I don't think it's worse than death either I guess depending on you, you know, some people Might consider eating a pizza while they're on their death bed to be worse than just dying like if they're in a really horrible position. So There's interesting nuance there interesting nuance. Yes Yeah, I guess so I mean I don't know that you dominos than die I'd rather I'd I'd rather watch the last airbender than die That's showing good at all What a chat said if I can't trust what rags says anything is good from now on I have no idea what his standards are Yes, you you do know what my standards are. You just need to be honest with yourself, my son Uh, I don't think this guy's facial movement is weird. It's like his face is split in half upper half totally dishonest and mouth moving to what He's trying to sell way too over exaggerated. Don't judge me, please Um, well, he probably didn't write any of this. No. Yeah, he probably didn't Uh new law of joe in honey. Nice. Well, they did it to us. Okay Um How close is ruby roses batwoman to overtaking brie larson's captain marvel for the title of plank? Um It's interesting actually because yeah her acting is getting seemingly worse Diff stiff and wooden. Yeah, I could see the plank getting applied to her. I really can But she's so much more evil than captain marvel She is kind of like it's actually complicated because captain marvel killed a lot of people too that you could definitely call innocent without showing any kind of guilt or remorse, but then that woman is completely unaware of how Her actions lead to people's deaths and that's bad Almost as if she does know and she doesn't care Yeah marvel she captain marvel clearly like goes out and kills people Like knowingly but batwoman kills people so regularly through her incompetence There is an aspect of like is she actually so stupid she can't fathom her own responsibility in this matter Because captain marvel does it and she's like having fun. Yeah She's smiling and laughing and she's having a great old time Uh Also hi raggles. Hello. I'd like to touch him in places. Oh my goodness. You are welcome Uh, I think this is the earliest I've ever caught one of your live streams mauler. Anyway, what do you guys think of jedi fallen order? I've not played enough of it to have a decent perspective, but it's yeah, it's fine. It's probably what I would say so far Um, what are the general perspectives on it it ranges from like okay to pretty good, right? Most people are pretty happy with it Yeah, some people think it's really good and like calm down Uh I've been playing it a lot recently and absolutely love it. It's probably the best star wars thing post disney also marines hot Just marine I guess it's a character in uh The star wars game. He's talking about fallen order fair enough. Um Well, I'm glad you're having fun with it. Good stuff. Yeah, I'm glad you are enjoying your game Uh mauler in your hello ladies and gentlemen voice, please say Hello, mary mayhem. You're a beautiful work of art, madam There you go Pretty please also hi rags Hello Rags is sexual relations better with hemorrhoids I'm sorry. What? Rags is sexual relations. They should be they should be saying human intercourse But is sexual relations better with hemorrhoids? Well, I don't I don't know what human intercourse is. I don't I can't I don't have human intercourse um But is it better with hemorrhoids? I what a terrible question that has There we go. That's what I was expecting because like what an awful thing you say how dare you ask such horrible question Uh better received the prequels gave us expansive will building amazing characters good stories Merchandise spin-off sequels gave us a white man burning a black man with a lit cross. What the fuck is the Listen some things are universal. Oh, no, like it tastes life. What do we do? Uh, no seriously night sister marines is super hot stay massive you hacks, man. I believe it Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna agree with that statement just from the person saying it. They're just so passionate about it. It has to be true Um You guys should drag arch into a stream with teal deer so they can talk 40k But what do we do? Yeah, I guess we'll just listen. I mean, you know, they can do that in their own private calls Yeah, that requires me to like talk to people though and talking to people hard Agreed um also high wags Hello I'd rather have sweet sweet unprotected hornet's nest intercourse than even think about the sequels being better than the prequels Yeah, that is a that is a tall order my dude I think the greatest strategy a tragedy of That woman is the strategy of dark play just the plague is the lies Uh, is that there are so many ways they could have made kates arc interesting I mean sure that one could have worked. Yeah, there's all kinds of cool stuff. They could have done with her And there's all sorts of cool stuff They could have done with the characters around her to help influence teacher lessons in some way But they do not give a fuck I would love to see a series about a hero who's incompetent and who doesn't care about saving people The issue is that the show never acknowledges that she's terrible. What are your thoughts on this? That hero a hero who's incompetent and doesn't care about saving people the boys That show has got a lot of characters like that Well, I think he means like that the show is aware of Oh, the show's aware of Um, yeah, no check out the boys if you haven't I feel like that might that might scratch that itch And yeah, I who why not right experiment with all kinds of um Ideas like what about a hero who is super strong? But in a wheelchair, what about yeah, what about a super strong person, but their legs don't work Wonder how that translates what maybe they they go out at night and Install help. I think that's gonna be way too awkward. Is that how do you portray that? You need an Iron Man suit That'll sort it out Or maybe it's a show where he's convinced that being disabled isn't actually being disabled Like those people who are deaf But who don't want to be cured of their deafness because they're fucking retarded I read somewhere that a girl had her eyes tattooed and she's gone blind as a result Well, you're filling up your eyes with ink I read that and I was like you But just get contacts they make contacts that are like different patterns and designs I guess she just wanted They just didn't want to see anymore No, they it's the whites they do. It's not the the iris and the pupil. They they tattoo the white Fucking retarded, but attention whores gonna attention whore Then they do stupid shit and you get to well She's got a lot of attention walking around banging that sticks a blind person It's all the blind people in the audience. I don't think that's actually No If you're blind in the chat because you tattooed your eyes though, then I don't know. I don't know Um A new hope earned more than empire and return of the jedi made less Oh I guess they're trying to say That how much? Yeah, it would be it would be interesting to know how much because we're like we're talking a like a billion dollar difference Or the force awakens made two billion force uh Rise of skywalker fun So it is a huge drop And nowadays that now that it's built off of you know, the cultural juggernaut that star wars actually is and still losing that kind of money That's kind of insane. You're asked you deserve to go blind if you tattoo your eyes No, you don't deserve to go blind if you tattoo your eyes Just kind of an idiot that's all You're just a fucking moron But you don't deserve to go blind Uh any plans to ever have the bird man on his banter with jay would be legendary also bonjour les rags Ah bonjour, which bird man are we talking about? I I think it's one of the he's like someone who responds to cinema sins as well. Um Bird man could be a possibility. We'll bring him and jay on and we'll cover cinema cinema sins I think we can't cover cinema wins with jay or the bird man because they're on good terms that that community um, oh well They don't want to fuck up those terms because if you criticize a friend that means you're not friends That's fine. We'll uh, we'll just we'll we'll we'll bring on different people for cinema wins I know plenty of people who hate it when people say nice things about movies because we're all toxic, right? Yep. Yeah I hate people Oh, almost forgot prequels also gave us the hf droid. Oh the hellfire droids The rags doesn't like it. Okay. I just think it seems like a silly design to me I think it is probably a very silly design from someone who can tell me exactly why I just I just it's kind of cool Yeah, it's kind of nifty, you know, I it's like it's nifty. It's cool, but I mean, that's you can't even say that about the stupid bombers and tail jay. They're not even cool looking. They're just kind of meh Like, okay Just put a big snake on it. I don't know And they can't even say yeah, they look kind of meh, but it's all utility You know, they are purpose-built machines Oh, you can't even say that. There's nothing you can say it just aesthetically and And does you know us in every aspect? Engineering Lee Uh, is this going anywhere? No drinker it isn't Oh, that's a nice chunk of Flashback from that particular video Finally finished the soul sucking slog that is uni have some dosh on me as thanks for helping me keep somewhat sane these past months Also, hi rags Hello Buddy like thank you very much Rags mohler and drinker. I love you guys. Sorry. I don't know teal dear Uh, I've only been e-fapping for a month. I wanted to know where I can find the april fools videos much love Uh, they're on my channel. They're a gadelb Just to type that easy to say acronym in stands for game developers essentials lessons book Very important series teaches you all about gaming designs and essentials and mechanicals um, hi eggs Hi They jake skywalked him is now a thing. They holdo maneuvered could become a thing as well Oh, yeah, who knows how it'll all go eventually with this sort of stuff It'll be referenced forever This is how not to do it Um, I just saved three dollars on my super chat with honey. Oh my gosh Wow, that's incredible Everyone should get honey and send us super chat. Is that how that works? This is like you buy honey. You get free, buddy. It's like oh wait you get it for free honey get free money That's your that's your catchphrase. It's your tagline You buy it and they give you free, buddy. You're like, wait, how much do you buy it for? They're like, that's not important I'll just what it how much do you want? Every single time we need to look to me hi cheeks sent me high We need to look at hygel. We must mention bagittias. How many chromosomes these soy comers have? Oh my god um Yeah, you're they they always reference somebody um And it's usually briefly too the the one that will never be Oh What the fuck are you okay? Yeah, that was um A wooden bracket falling off a wall behind me and smacking me in the back of the head. Oh my god. Are you okay? Are you okay? I actually have a bleeding out of the back of my skull. No, we're done. That's cool. Oh my goodness. That was terrifying Go and uh, you can take care of that call somebody if you need to No, that was just exceptionally painful That makes it worse. That's not a good thing It's it's just it's just a few kilos of wood smacking me in the base of the skull. It's fine Put a band-aid on it or something Or wear a helmet whenever you're at your computer. Do you need a drink? Do you just sit down? You'll probably all sit in that. Okay Ow Seriously, if you need to go do anything go for it like oof That sounded painful I think i'm all right. All things considered. Yeah, like an ice pack or something. I don't know We're a doctor or doctor that could do it Yeah, that that could be a useful one Nice When I started hearing the noises I thought it was in my room that something was for Oh, no, and I've knocked my headphones out. Oh, that's everything's going wrong. That's the worst part of it all That's not good Can I hear the things again? I believe you can Excellent that is wonderful yeah That's more depressing because it knocked one of my guitars though Maybe it was like an e-fap fan trying to kill rags for his evil avatar opinion and then they accidentally hit you Oh, that that is a possibility. They they got the wrong target Is fine as long as you're alive. That's the important part For the most part I think I don't worry about it because the disnoids are attacking you onwards Disnoids hurts you Uh, well, so what fell off the shelf is it like I'm assuming stuff. Oh No, it was um It's a wall bracket which I installed Um to hold some guitars on the wall Some guitars Yeah, and that just decided to come down the guitars. Okay as well Uh, yeah, I think so That one's fine Now all of his memories of e-fap are going to be just trained for memories and headwinds Yeah It's it's fine. It's just a few thousand pounds worth of gear falling on another few thousand pounds worth This is fine There's there's no part of me that's panicking horribly I guess then anything you need to do you do it. Okay, that I guess could be worse um Why is the ot the poop end of the horse? It was a well written a well drawn picture. It doesn't matter. It's the poop end. Okay But I I think it's so that they can get that retarded face on the horse at the end They don't want to draw a retarded ass, you know It makes a retarded ass Sounds like he wants to say disney is the horror the Homer of today stop the world I want off He kind of did uh That was kind of the argument Hi rags Hello explain to mohler your dog harness My dog harness and how it's not snm But made in a leather shop and have mohler replaced dev during childbirth because gas mask mohler All right, so We're playing a game. We're playing a an rp game Vampire the masquerade. We are nazi vampires. It's 1941 all right, and I can transform into a wolf But the rules are there there are particular rules for whenever you transform the stuff that you can take with you during the transformation and appear you know reappears So in order to follow those rules better I had Someone make a custom harness That's basically load bearing gear that I can wear as a human So that when I transform into a wolfie, right? It will still hold all of the equipment that I might need grenades and landmines and a submachine gun and some magazines Um, it is not snm gear. It is nothing to do with any fetishes There's not a sexual component in it in any way other than me, of course It is just purely utility based And I use it to kill communists. There's nothing unreasonable about this. In fact about this. In fact, it's very it's the opposite of unreasonable It's reasonable Is a very straightforward thing to do that makes sense in every imaginable way I mean, I'm convinced Yeah What was the second part? Oh, that was pretty much it Was there the part about uh dev Oh, well having me replace him during childbirth. Oh, yeah, dev is pregnant. He got uh He went out. He thought he would just uh get himself a piece of uh, nazi booty Yeah, so now his character is pregnant. That's what happens. You see Uh, and he's gonna have some sort of weird vampire baby I think in the official vampires can't get pregnant But I don't I don't think I guess we're not following those uh Those are draconian rules that prevent happiness from reaching the people Yeah, it is kind of it is kind of uh oppressive Um God damn tildia hip puberty his voice is deep now No, I think that might be the um Bug which I was telling you about like how it makes my uh Like how discord fox my audio sometimes Hmm. Yeah, I think I saw a couple people in chat saying you sound deeper Yeah, that'll it it's I think it's some sort of sampling error The uh mic software which I'm running and discord like I think they Uh pick them at different sample rates. So I think Discord sample rate is like half What my microphone is actually picking up so it pitches it down a load for like no reason at all It's a weird bug but not entirely on I had no idea. I just kind of noticed you're a little different I didn't want to say anything I wanted somebody else to say it so that then I could comment on it So that you didn't feel awkward about and I'm just gonna be like the guy was like wow all of you are so mean I figure I was I was walking on thin ice with uh, what was my avatar commentary Which is correct by the way In here come another set of colors from chat Colors don't run Uh, you need to member the member berries. It's surprising how member berries have made it into like Cultural conversation even though, um, where are they from? They're from South Park. I didn't realize that many people watched South Park, but cool Uh More uh, e-fap mini how it should have ended rise of Skywalker when Why do people want us to see that so much? Like I said, it's the um, it wouldn't be much of a reaction just that they do a lot of jokes that uh Um that we've kind of played with in the different streams and You know, it's just it's kind of a standard ishii video Maybe I missed something Eat your slop and be grateful you get to look at women stop complaining stop asking questions and eat the member berry slop nice Noted if I get eber. No wait if I eat Oh, is that I guess that's supposed to be either if I Ever get called out for plagiarism. I can just call it resonance lawsuit avoidance. Yeah, absolutely It is a literary term Exist it's real. It's a thing. It's a shred. He does Get it resonance All right, like like food like soy ingredient Wow, like yo soy lily went over your head. Yo soy boho Uh tildia fix your mic. We know you're no Leonard Cohen What I guess the person's saying you're too deep. Well, uh, probably it yeah, like I said sampling error. There's nothing It it's just discord being shit because they don't let you pick the Uh rate for your microphone. I know because I've looked in the audio settings That's where they would probably be. Yeah Well, it's either that or it's buried under some fucking retarded Menu where it has no right to be It's like it might be maybe it just has maybe just have to you do it in windows or Possibly sometimes it also happens when it's Like you pick different audio outputs Like like if you've got the global setting that's like to the external sound card and A program setting is going to the speakers. Sometimes that can do it as well Uh, it's like pottery. It rhymes. Stop fucking complaining. Yeah, pretty much Um This is Super Saiyan levels of mental gymnastics The the athurian legends compared to star wars video. Yes, it's some some Oh, no, not the themes not the themes. Ah, they're in my films my films. Ah Excellent reference that was from john ls bush bush again Oh Uh fyi the invisible man is bad. It's a quiet place all over again People like it because it looks good and had an interesting premise, but it's bad Hi rags Hello Yeah, I guess I think a lot of people will forgive A lot of failings of a film if it has an interesting premise This may seem like a silly question, but how do you redraft? What does the process of redrafting entail? So if I've got a script and then I start reading through it, um, maybe I've got some notes about things I kind of want to add at certain points Or I'm simply looking at how I'm presenting arguments how I'm supporting them even this the the Grammar and punctuation of everything right like How are you going to deliver certain lines? You could even like try and speak it as you're redrafting looking through it be like does this work and um I don't know. I'm always surprised by the amount of things I usually change on even A second redraft. I'll be like, yeah, you know, actually I kind of want it to be this way or Wow, I've completely fucked up that, you know, the structure of that sentence or paragraph or whatever and I need to sort that out or the Really important one where you're like Damn, I've got this here. This I think I say it in my new video, but um When you complete the end portion of your script and go back to the beginning you might be like, oh This doesn't quite fit as well. I need to move this around or I need to Be focused redraft and finally just additional information when I get in um That's essentially what it entails and uh with videos if you were to have a vision You watch through it and spot anything you think maybe like visual audio mistakes or things you want to change Just give it a give it a rewatch and then you might end up redrafting it depending on what you sort of see lots of different things you can do Um, but if you know, if you're particularly good at all this stuff, you might not need to who knows It's just uh, I just recommend redrafting. Um, because it can help iron out mistakes. That's all Oh, and if you're a fucking multimillionaire writer for like the biggest franchise in history, maybe do a redraft of your script Maybe just saying could be useful Could end up avoiding some heavy ass mistakes Um, it's not a photocopy. It's a ditto. I get it because it's like the original trilogy but with that awkward ditto smile And we're just like I don't trust that shit. That is not the ot Oh, no, I'm an hour and a half late. Just missed the intro. At least I've got another 10 and a half hours to stay for Uh Maybe I don't actually know how far along we are now We have hit the seven hour mark Seven hours seven hours um If I put my sister's 24th birthday catch y'alls later Fair enough Hey, there you go. Hope she has a good birthday Sponge knob square nuts watch it. I dare you Sponge knob square nuts. I I guess I'd rather yeah, if my dick was like square shaped that would be odd Sponge knob Sponge knob square Oh no At this point, it wouldn't even have to be a sponge. It could be really anything just with a spongy knob It could oh my gosh, it could be a door though and it it could have a knob. That's not sexual I don't know about the square nuts This is like a condition. I don't know Uh, this is just false equivalency brought to us by not so wise crack Pretty much Uh, are we still talking about star wars? My jab is tired Well, that was actually the problem of the video. It took a while to actually link it back to star wars. It was mostly just I'm gonna argue about adaptation versus sequel versus Well under the the umbrella of how copyright works Lots of lots of things to talk about that weren't star wars and that one was weird Uh mousley, have you seen blue shades video how video essays are deceiving you thoughts or potential future efap? I wax Hello Um, I feel like I might have seen that before I'm not sure but I will Make a note Um I recognize that avatar. I think I did see that at some point I just joined the stream and my brain has already become a warped Delapidated mosh pit of despair for the continuation of the human race But not the same as cinema blob burtos maximus Lobotos maximus. I'm all hello drinker teal dear Also wait oh and high rags there you go. Hello. Hello Uh, you want to know what this comparison would actually apply to the expanded universe It's probably more applicable. Yeah, I don't really know. I'd have to know more about how it was written what the The relation of it was to the ip holder. I guess Uh, my favorite part of ruby roses performance in john wick too was how she had zero spoken lines damn No wonder she was more pleasing because he didn't have to listen to it go Stop that don't do that No He's um a very versatile actress actress Yeah, I'll stick with actress I just wanted to thank you all for these streams been marathoning whilst I've been ill the past two weeks Can't say I've been lucid enough to follow all of the arguments, but I appreciate the entertainment nonetheless Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it and uh, hope you get better. Hope it's not corona. Yeah Don't the mean the illness mean for it Nearly two hours in I have no idea how trotin ditoir Or and sit on this Mallory have anything to do with tros It they explained why tros is good How did you not see it? uh Also once more feeling is the best buffy episode ever And that other one is good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Both of them are top tier Some of the best tv in the world I look forward to rags seeing it one day. It's gonna be great. I swear Give it a few years rags. It will get there. Yeah, you're gonna have to get through season one. It's gonna be tough King Arthur versus the disnoids I mean, I'd watch it you could make it an adaptation right versus the disnoids um Can you fellas can you fellas wish me a happy early birthday? Thank you I was yeah, I have a happy birthday an early birthday. It's from mike tester. So yes, happy early birthday mike tester. Have a good one Uh What was the dumbest thing you guys did as a kid? Dumbest thing I did as a kid Immediately going to like how I've hurt myself. Oh, yeah, I uh This is kind of hard to If I could draw it, it would be easier but I was Um, try and think of like a banister like a walkway But I kind of want to draw it. I think it'll it'll be easier. Let me get paint up a second Hmm Dumbest thing that I did as a kid Um Geez, um I probably did a lot of I I don't know anything specific, but I probably did a lot of Climbing around on shit. I really shouldn't have been climbing on Uh, I was uh, I was quite the little monkey. I was always getting up here and getting up there and Trying to climb up high on things be they trees or equipment and Even buildings if I could I just it was a big climber and a lot of it wasn't safe to do And if I was a parent watching my kid do that, I would have freaked out But you're a kid. You don't think about that sort of thing. So luckily it all turned out. Okay So this is terrible, and I'm just gonna try and do this quickly, but oh, yeah You have to pull up the stream if you want to see what I'm trying to draw here. So Think of this as a walkway, right? These these these little feet prints this where you're walking This this is the thing you hold on to the rail if you will and All of this was concrete like base so I like a good little human was hanging off of this and I guess I was kind of like Like like rocking back and forth on it, but I my back went too low and My t-shirt was like, you know going up and down as as gravity would pull And I scraped all of my back across the concrete so fast that like it was like I tore about I want to say like Enough to make all of it bleed but not too much that it couldn't heal well And like I didn't even feel pain My sister was was messing around at the same time And she like I stood up and I was like that felt weird and then she was she like looked at it She was like, oh my fucking god. I was like what it was like You gotta tell parents because you've just done a thing and I was like, oh So, uh, that's probably the dumbest thing I ever did. Um in terms of physical harm, I think I can't there's probably other stuff I just can't remember Because I'm joining him to myself Um, I mean there was the two thing that I've talked about earlier. I have a fake tooth on my teeth Is I'm a cyborg when my teeth is fake Uh, but I I remember once I was uh, I was actually in Boy Scouts I was a very young scout at the time And I we were at a river Uh spring river actually and I was throwing rocks Right and then for some weird fucking reason. I have no idea what possessed me I threw I just like changed directions and threw rock rock down the river Where a bunch of us were I have no idea why and I just threw this rock And then it hit one of my buddies in the back of the head up in the top of his head kind of near the back And he was like, ah And he is like, oh something it's like something hit me right and um It actually made his head bleed kind of like till dear His hand was the back back of his head was bleeding because I hit him in the back of the head with this Throne rock I hold you responsible for this, right? Yeah, so Yeah, uh, he was fine. He actually he actually Because we took him back to the camp to the get first aid and he was like, you know It doesn't actually hurt that much and then he looked at his hand and saw there was blood on it And then he instantly yelled he was like, ah You know when he saw blood and there wasn't even that much. He just really freaked out about it So, uh, till dear is now it's your choice your thing. What was the stupidest thing you've done? Oh Fuck knows, um Yeah, I actually have no particular idea I didn't do a whole bunch of stupid stuff when I was a kid. Um, I waited till I was a grown-up to do that So what did you do? Drink accepted. I think stupidest thing that I did as a kid was growing. Oh, I get it Oh Yeah, I'm done with my incredible drawing now I think it illustrates the drama of the situation What do you mean? I thought it was all self-explanatory It's my sister obviously Oh, of course, I guess I should spell that out killed. She shot you in the back which made it bleed sister Get an arrow there and then I will put the See this is I don't see what there's there's nothing left to interpret at this point Also, it was the entire scenario was it was above this is all around a bed of lava glad we've Really sought that out This is important that I got all that out. It's god turned up. He saved the day as he does often I don't know about you, but I I whenever I got a bad report card as a kid, I would try to hide it from my parents. I'd like It was just dumb. You can't like they'll they'll obviously know what your grades are. I just thought that as a stupid kid I had some level of control Like if they didn't see the actual report card like they they wouldn't know it It would be a secret forever or some shit Um They'd always find out I just delay it by a day or so What about the long-goed attack on the disno? It's it's a system we can't we can't afford to lose good reference Now let's jump forward to medieval europe brought to you by raid shadow legends Uh, who should replace wolf in memes from now on? It wouldn't it wouldn't be a replacement. It wouldn't be a replacement. It just wouldn't be him Uh Glad to see you all ripping into this terrible video and with teal dear of all people Unfortunately, I can't stay too long because I'm visiting family in florida But I'll catch the rest on the upload when I get back home. All right, good stuff Somewhere down under shad is blowing a fuse over the term knights in smelly armor Yeah, I could picture you while he wouldn't appreciate such such common tray Um I think I caught up to the ones where I was reading ahead We go saw that wisecrack video right after it came out and commented in before Uh, ifap covers this awful ship call me a prophet also knee. How ragu Hello I figured you said knee how back but you know, all right Me how How is your knee? How is my knee? Yeah, I was asking how your knee is Which one? Well, I figure you would you were able to choose that yourself. I guess I have two knees and two elbows still because because I am a dog so Um, both of my knees both the left knee And the right knee are in tip top shape. They're they're rather. Yes, they feel good Uh, do do also. Do you enjoy the clone wars tv series? I have yet to consume a significant portion. I saw all of season one I meant to continue it and I kind of gave up. Um, I will try And redo it at some point just so much things to consume Padme from avenger the sith is how I vocalize my feelings after tlj. You're breaking my heart You're going down a path. I can't follow stop stop now. Come back. I love you. It hurt, man Well, me Yeah, I mean, you know, I wonder what the rear what character would Sort of sum up your feelings toward risers go walker then Jabba maybe just about everything. I'm just like Metro exodus unbridled praise when Um You have to get it from somebody who's actually played it. I suppose Oh, I still gotta play it. Let me uh check. I think it's on steam now Metro Exodus 40 bucks Yeah, I need to uh play some of that shit right there Put on my it's on my wish list Reactor exploded pump more water into my core. Oh, that's a Chernobyl reference, right? Uh core me daddy. Yeah Rice cousin kiss sunny. Hi rags Hello Here's a little something because I love you guys. Thanks for keeping me company on my train ride Hello, till dear long man and drinky also. Hi rags Hey, hello, hello Mola, please make a review of the prequels I'm tired of hearing it's bad because it's bad and I want someone to tell me what is actually wrong with them Uh, I do intend to get around to them one decade, but probably not this one Don't even know if that's actually true at this point No, it probably will be this decade. I will I will say that with confidence It'll be this decade. I got 10 years. I can do it Uh shields don't work in atmosphere sure gungans just imagine them in episode one also all droidik has imagined they had shields jj is dumber than jar jar That's really bizarre when you have all of these very clear examples In shields and what they were thinking with the work atmosphere Like who do you think is gonna believe that? Wish is worse. Shields don't work in atmosphere Which is worse realistically Sorry, you what were the two choices? Don't know which way is up or no shields in atmosphere. We don't know which way is up. Absolutely. Yeah, okay Yeah, at least I was wondering is there a competition here? You could kind of fix that one So you'd have to say the I hate this like Electricity in the air of exegol a constant lightning strikes a destabilizing shield frequency Some bullshit. Yeah, but with the up one. It's like, oh, you know I don't know I look down at the planet and I don't There's so much fog everywhere that was that's that's how you could possibly fix it But like that's clearly not true from the film. You just have to put fog extreme fog everywhere and for some reason The ships can't tell where I fucking hate that like I would hate that to be my job. It would be so painful um Hello raggolds Hello, why do you complain about them not knowing which way is up? This just happens to be a story where they don't know which way is up Just just so happy. Well, here's the thing the fact that they are standing On the ground Kind of I just I don't buy it Like if you don't know which way is up you're just you can't function You can't know which way is down if you don't know which way is up, right? Yeah, because if you know one, you know the other it's The other way Therefore if they don't know which way is down it has gravity on it They're like up is the way that we're not standing. It's just It's so stupid. I can't rationalize it. There's no way Is it's made I think even worse by the fact that all the stars on like Plane above the ground it's literally just Look out the windows And and and go up Like What? How did jj write that and not think Man, this is retarded It plus isn't it weird that all of the stardestroyers are On the same level like in terms they're all facing and oriented the same direction Like none of them are accidentally flipped over or upside down or the wrong way tilted They're all where they need to be so how do they not know which way up is they're all oriented correctly Yeah, that's what makes it even worse Actually, we can we can bring this back to starch Did did anyone else when they were watching it think it was always weird the ships always came at each other like The same way up Um, they never encountered each other upside down or anything like that I guess there must be some sort of standard way of charting the stars or something But it just always seemed I always picture that they just did it for the satisfaction of the audience, right? Yeah, um, I would imagine that in in a in a more a realistic situation like that like if I was writing It would just be a common courtesy thing among ships It's just something you do that you both orient and it doesn't have to be anything specific But you both orient your ships to be level with each other And you could do that on the fly as you approach a ship because you know It's going to be there before you probably even can see it So you orient yourself or there's going to be like till they're said Probably a universal axis that's just kind of Accepted by everybody and whatever commonwealth galactic federation whatever it is just some common direction that people do And if not then they would just orient to each other as just as a shine of good faith It's like I almost like it in space handshaking away to show that you're friendly That actually that actually makes like quite a lot of sense as an explanation because I suppose if you're if you're sort of like universally Come to face each other at the same level it kind of like hey, we're not sneak attacking you sort of thing Yeah, it's the implication being if you're upside down they're like they're snake attack They're upside down that's a universal sign Get them the spaceship equivalent of a middle finger like yeah Hey, what's up? Yeah, like and it would be like a and if there were factions that didn't like each other Then it would almost be like a power play To be the one who doesn't orient and the other person orients towards you like they Submit that your direction is the quote-unquote correct one and then acquiesce to that And so there'd be dick measuring contests in that regard. Yeah, you could actually use that for some fun stuff Yeah But then again something that would be really good for some just sci-fi expanded thing just just get shoved in there somewhere Yeah, it would just make there would be a lot of stuff like that when it comes to space travel and I think that that's an interesting thing that I like to see explored how people Adjust to the the culture of space travel Things like that because we have rules for how you behave on airplanes and on subways and on cars Like in driving and stuff like that and like you tap the brakes to say thank you and someone lets you through Is all this little things like that and there'd be space equivalents of it. I wonder what they do Easy way to work out which of tlj and ros is worse. Would you prefer if the entire trilogy was done by jj or ryan? jj jj yeah JJ's would be shit, but like ryan's would be horrifying like maliciously bad Destructive I don't see how ryan could do more than film Yeah, like surely he would just have one film in which he subverts everything and then has nothing Is it a sign of too much e fapping when in my dream my kogi slash shiba was talking in rags's voice Is blindness next Is that a dream? Could it be reality? my god Uh last question I promise how would you rewrite the Jedi order in the prequels to be less ignorant and stupid And still have order 66 work Um that's gonna be tough. That would be a very long set of details probably and I would I would try and I think I would give palpatine some significant acolytes that are like assassin type things That are very threatening establish them early and then they're hidden within his higher ranks and they Basically have him thoroughly infiltrate all of the jedi in such a way that like It essentially becomes his trilogy at that point um Because I would I would want to do loads of work to fully explain all of it and talk to loads people experience in how like a sort of that kind of uh government and military would be infected slowly over time and really Have that order 66 moment kick in hardcore with all of the different plans that have been set up for years sort of thing Because yeah the jedi do seem to uh Just be their judgment is clouded. I believe is what they say the dark side clouds everything. It's just like okay Still at 69 I might catch up at like efap 80 also. Hello dear of color. I like your videos Hello, you are the only one Um an explanation a weak one for the shield's not working could be the constant lightning strikes on the planet However, the film does not say that. Yeah, the film says Shields don't work in atmosphere. It's just stupid line Yeah, but should have done it for everybody shields I mean it does right nobody's using shields in that scene. I don't think I thought one of the x-wings get hits if you hit a few times and their shields Maybe on memory. I don't think so, but maybe yeah, I don't remember seeing shields on anything But there's so much Shit pooped onto the screen from the fx department. Anything could have sold through honestly I commented on the second video about you responding Very well. I hope you guys are nice and friendly. I don't want to Don't upset the lad. He does seem to Have um an interesting approach with the comment section. Let's just say that much I guess Huzzah. Hi ragazes Hello Greetings mubishly. Hello and welcome teal dear Hi Just wanted to say hello. Gonna watch afterwards. All right good stuff. Enjoy it Broom boy is a snow clone Yes She couldn't be a force ghost because her body hadn't left yet till kylo died just a thought This is kind of what I mean. They fucked themselves over. She's not a force ghost, but she's also dead So what the fuck's going on with lair at that point? Astral projection, maybe Yeah, it's weird. Like why did her body take so long to disappear? Why did ray but not kylo's Yeah, I Whatever, it's whatever the problem is to fuck up. JJ doesn't understand stars I think he wants to No, it's mine Uh more would you like to write for a metroid film? I don't know how how well metroid translates to a movie. Um Because I think you'd have to change it significantly How like watching someone run around a world collecting upgrades and fighting different bosses, you know It's like it's such a video game like I don't see how it translates bio shock comparatively Like this bio shock would work. It's so much you can do with bio shock But I don't I don't know about a metroid film. I feel like the amount of changes you'd have to make Would almost take take it to something else. I don't know maybe I don't think about that one Uh, so there's supposedly been a leak from the novelization of tros and it confirms she was a clone Not sure how credible it is, but anyway Yeah, we yeah Talked about that. It's just nice that they put that in a book Don't forget they put that in a movie Um pamphlet and just hand it to you when you walk to the theater like here's what you guys need to know On solo is the secret skywalker that explains kylo We're all meet each other. I was gonna say like oh god implications Imagine kylo is a girl and luke snuck into her room that night and started stroking his meat Would defenders understand the character betrayal now? I don't think there would be other issues people would be having with that. Um Yeah, you have to wonder how far you'd have to push luke before people like no, he wouldn't do that You're like oh wouldn't give a hand job to his nephew Woody Or would he if you look at the episode blah blah blah blah blah He clearly holds hold the lightsaber in the same way he would hold a piece of meat The way that he looks him and looks at kylo in scene four It's just you can't tell me that there's not some underlying incestual desire He couldn't have his sister. He'll have his sister's son Hey there long man and co for the next defab i suggest you guys check out Why you should worry about whiteness and how to beat it by morgoth reviews. I think you might enjoy laughing at it Why you should worry about whiteness Hey, i'm white sort of i'm one of those all the fluff Sort of whitish i'm one of those cretins Yeah, all right. I'll make a notes Uh, I just can't stop picturing palpy falling through the stratosphere and he can't stop pissing lightning and he's just He's like on fire and crying that he boops out of fear Crying lightning This is the worst experience ever for him Uh, someone's posted lightning fish milk That tells you where we are at this point Uh palp's hanging on the falling death star piece. Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation Like, you know the freeze frame it all began on nebu Uh somewhere out there. There's an ecosystem of all snoke clones snoke dogs snoke wales snoke antelope ferrets snoke ridos I would that universe would be perfect snoke ferrets utter perfection Imagine it. Um, am I the only one who thinks riser sky walker palpatine looks like mr. Plinkett? Well, uh You might be I guess uh, there's there's similarities in that they they both sit down a lot, right? We got cowardly suicidal luke from tlj and non buff no gun cupcake making luke from batwoman hashtag not my luke's Yeah, we got the fucking lamest luke ever for the two shitting luke Points guns at people takes care of others is ripped the luke that we got is some Fucking prissy lame cupcake baking nerdy subservient cuck Yeah, there was hope for that moment of being like, oh my god replace our luke, please, but then he didn't There's just nothing interesting about our luke shit. Well, you know, it's funny It's I didn't even consider like it was almost a joke to consider him a character and I was like, oh, yeah I guess if we're being serious. Yeah, so he's just like a Plot can like a plot device at this point. Like he's not actually a person He's just a he makes gadgets whenever it needs to happen or they whenever they want Whenever she needs information He'll be there to be able to provide Exposition about the camera or scanner or an analysis thing. She's like yep. Yep. Yep Yeah, but he himself is just He's just my Could be anybody He just has to be completely weak-willed and he has to acquiesce to all of her demands and the shit I once dreamt about episode nine ending with force ghost war prequel characters were there too and ghost nihilist shows up and Dick kicked ghost ig 88 It was a ghost ig 88 He kicks in his robot cock. What are you talking about? His robot sponge knob his robot sponge knob He can have square nuts. Yeah, who makes sense with him his Washers and bolts sacred Jedi text the sacred Jedi testicles Texticles best part of waking up is giving acolyte the suck Oh, yeah Is anakin's head still invaders helmet in the sequels? If his body was turned to ash the helmet would be more deformed if not It'd still be welded shut so they have to capitate him to get it Oh You don't know what that helmet's made of no, it's made out of some strange poly bicarbonate fibrous space material glass steel maiden. That's what it's called Steel maiden is um the best material I think that's a hearthstone card I want to say it is. I don't know All related to I don't know. Um Yeah, I mean the helmet Whatever it should have been lost forever, but it was just like put it in the trailer Have the breath sound. He'll be great This one just says nice Uh nice Halbertine draws the energy with a four sippy straw from loopity loops Oh with loopity loops. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great You will enjoy it. Yes. Palpatine daddy drain me harder. Oh my god Oh my an R rated star wars movie our Hi rouges Hell hello Episode three is best star wars movie changed my mind Really better than four and five. I don't know about that. Yeah I would just four and five but came good but calm down Uh, you must watch what do we want from a star wars movie parts one and two by patrick willams Do I have to Dick willams is um an interesting human like I said Try and give it a shot at some point Uh drug runner po the spice must flow I know that drug runner po the spice must flow Read quicksand house by colton melik the third Oh there you go ranks go read it Oh, all right, um, let me uh get it here. I'll start reading Let's you know how it is Wow, this house is made out of quicksand. That's that's insane how they did this Pretty cool How much of the new trilogy would you have to change if fin was killed during tfa? Nothing really I don't think I'm trying to think of something I guess he blows up the ship in the last movie, right? So Someone else has to do that. I guess Yeah, because he just like throws it in but there were plenty of rebels around who could have done it There's no reason to have Does he Doesn't I thought I thought it was no it's the the woman that's with him She puts the belt and the the grenade in at the end of the last one He doesn't do it. He's just there Oh Well, he makes the whole fucking starship. I don't fucking know They do is that I suppose the grenade drop is to knock out the tower. What do they do to knock out the ship again? I can't remember Oh, god, no, I actually can't remember. He's like because he says rose Go i'm gonna knock out the ship and die for it. Whatever, but what is what do they actually do to do that? I can't No, I can't remember I don't know that I like chat helps out um Going to see the my hero movie. I'm sure oh, yeah, they reprogrammed the turret, but she did that as well She had the turret and pointed it at the bridge Oh So even fin didn't do that if fin vanished the only thing they'd miss would be his Feeling he killed phasma phasma was incredibly important to the story Oh, yeah, we had to have her she was very very important That's why they gave her all that armor Going to see the my hero movie. I'm sure you masses will still be going once it's Done see you then also high rags hello Ray stabbing unarmed kylo doesn't have consequences Can you imagine anakin sewing duke's head back on in rise of return of the sith revenge of the sith saying my bad? That's not the jedi way um well That's how jedi healing works force healing even so uh, yeah He used to it just rescue people from wounds like that video or vid ryan johnson crafting the perfect plot twist that is Uh, I think that's just right newest video talking about knives out which We're planning on seeing relatively soon. I was actually supposed to talk to drinker about that today I guess that worked out We're we're gonna set that up as well as trying to set up getting those lord the rings e-faps out now. I think That'll probably be the goal next week because Uh, there won't be a new batwoman reaction yet And I mean it's about time right I'll have to figure out how to release those exactly Once per week or once per day The three of them. I don't know what's the right way to do it um Hell is probably full of cool people rags 2020 I mean I believe it Do do do either of you have any issue with that statement? The statement being which? It was your statement So I would assume you wouldn't have had any problem with it. Hell is probably full of cool people I said that that went up now when I said that that was highly contextual, but Yeah, there's probably plenty of cool people in hell Uh Not all cool people. It's not just cool people There's some eviltisms in there is what you're saying Maybe It's evil people in heaven Um TLJ is dumb. Of course Jedi can come from anywhere. They have to procreation was against the rules the sequels invented the importance of bloodlines I don't disagree with that I think the prequels pretty much made it clear that it can come from everywhere and the if you're not having the sexisms Then how are you making kids? Exactly, you're not allowed to have sex and make babies, but they clearly had no problems filling the ranks up And they probably weren't just growing Jedi on trees. They were just going out and finding them or people would Find out that their kid is for sensitive and be like art. We're gonna take you to the Jedi temple and uh Assuming they wanted their kid to do that I've had a lot of parents for like And we don't want you to do that because then you can't you know have like a family life and everything and you have to follow All these four, you know, obviously a lot of them. It was very prestigious to be a Jedi, you know How does that work? So you like walk in and you see your babies levitating a pile of bricks and you're like that's it You're going to Jedi school I guess so all the Jedi's find you by detecting your midichlorian count, right? And they're like you're a Jedi now and you're like, oh my god I don't they never really talk about it in the movies how they were why assumed it was I mean, there's no reason that it's almost purely voluntary Yeah, it does seem to be voluntary, right? You can't as long as they kidnap you But that means that if if they only train you Because so this seems a little odd that they'll only train you if they can get you really young But i'm thinking like if you live to be 70 80 in the future probably 100 years old if you're a human without a problem Then if you're 20 years old then you're going to live with the force for the rest of your 80 whatever years like surely that's worth training somebody over Because if you don't train them or if you don't talk to your kids about the force then who will But if they experiment with it on their own like couldn't they hurt somebody or themselves or something? Like surely there's like like if you're 20 25 30 35 and you Discover you have the force or something like surely you'd want to train these people Or just at least keep tabs on them so they don't suddenly turn into a new sith cult Hi, what is yours first console and what was your favorite game on it? Hope you guys are doing well and has always sent my love to wags Hey, um first console that I bought was an xbox 360 Um, I played the game cube a fair amount though before that someone else owned it, but I played it very often Uh, so I kind of did both uh for the game cube my favorite game was probably Resident Evil 4 Uh, and then bait and kato's eternal wings in the Lost Ocean And for the xbox my I guess officially the first system I ever bought for myself The xbox 360 to be specific Is probably bio shock or mass effect For me it would be if the game boy doesn't count that would have been pokemon gold on there as well, but We'll go game cube then and my favorite games would have been it's a toss-up between Resident Evil 4 super smash brothers melee Yeah, melee was good I really loved Mario Kart double dash simsons hit and run like there was a shit turn out I didn't care for double dash I felt like the driving in double dash was kind of floaty and inexact to that makes sense Yeah, I I liked it, but I didn't well I it was okay Um, but I didn't like the driving in double dash. I don't know maybe someone in chat kind of knows Also, do you play pokemon gold? I played uh blue fist Then yellow and then gold so that was my order of pokemon So I was asking how did I how did I get introduced to halo? so I was introduced to the first halo because a friend of mine Had an original xbox. Oh shit metroid prime That's also metroid prime would be my favorite game game probably actually Oh, yeah, don't forget metroid prime. I played the second one. I liked it a bunch. They were really played at first, but um Your friend of mine had an xbox had halo on it We played that that was the first first person shooter I'd ever played So I still remember being young going over there seeing it and learning how to like look and move around For the first time with controllers I got the hang of it fairly quick, but it was really weird at first You know that stuff you take for granted now, but first time you do it's the first time you do it But it was wow deal dear. Do you have an answer to this question? I feel old now. Uh first console computer thing I had was um A thing A what thing? The Atari Box thing. I can't remember what how they branded it in the uk The magna box Atari Maybe it's Honestly, I can't you remember what games you played on it. Maybe that was an air whip down Not really because they were old and shit so you Like it's very hazy But I I remember it existing I I really don't remember very much of my child So it's it's kind of pointless asking me about it. A lot of people say in the tarry 2600 Yeah, I think that might have been it. It's sort of the big brown wood colored thing It was awful He doesn't remember the big brown wood from his childhood. No, I don't that's probably why I don't remember He did some stupid things as a child Just like well then I got an Atari right here. I got an Atari if you suck my You play my joystick My square nuts You joke about that. I think I actually still have the joy from that thing so Somewhere Why isn't jay brought on stream when he's in chat? Why isn't jay brought on stream when he's in chat because if we had that logic then There would never be any fat that wasn't full roster would there I'll just bring jay on and Metal and that star was killed just because they're in chat. What kind of lunacy is this? It'll be anarchy anarchy in the streets and in the The houses that's pretty much everything streets and houses It's kylo's informal name kylo solo or ben ren Ben ren because it's funny I don't know. I'm thinking special k Special k Ray skywalker is the most hilarious example of her being a fan fiction self insert mary sue it fits so well We should all just agree to rename it Yeah, the name is just so Uh, such it's such a slap in the face star wars All right about that star Need a shop of the delightful children from down the lane from kids next door as the knights of ren Always walk around as a group and can't be more than a foot away from each other at any time Um Yeah, that'll probably work. I guess if that's what they do because all the knights of ren do This keyboard warrior stuff is kind of horrifying Yeah, the fact that he put his screenshots in his video where they were really embarrassing comments Like don't do it Why did the knights of ren not have lightsabers or powers because they're not that they're knights of ren idiot But they They are Oh, are they now? Yeah, like luke says he had a school of a dozen people Like kylo went to the dark side and took six of them and they were his it's actually says there is Actually a line that says they they were his students. Why don't they have the force or lightsabers? Why do they use stupid medieval weapons? Why are they so dusty? Why are they covered in dust all the time? How are we supposed to answer these questions? We don't know Knights of sheath I don't understand the knights of ren at all Like I just see them in the film. I was just why do you exist? Would have been better if they just forgot about you entirely I want to see the knights of frick Knight knights of frickers in bubba Your six guys just walking around knocking on Hello We didn't deserve bubba The annoying thing is that little shit is probably one of the better bits about that film. Yeah, just because he's an annoying shit He could be he could be in something good Just he's just so he's such a star wars character now Never stupid little shit making weird noises. He even pops up at the end of the cockpit. Yeah, I didn't actually blow up I didn't actually blow up Fine guys if you're worrying about me Never go full dizz Todd Ewok Tony Stark Yeah, that makes sense I didn't watch the whole video, but here's what you did wrong in the video. Hey moeller. It's one of your haters So this Todd made this video because he's a massive and a spig who had a problem with the channel He liked making a video with different view than him Uh Yeah, well, I mean it does seem to be that he's very unhappy that they were disparaging toward the rise of skywalker He couldn't quite handle that that that took it to the next level, you know Uh get short fat otaku on efap also high rags Hello, and yeah, we should get uh, we should get him on it's always going to be a possibility We'll get around to it. Really. Uh, yeah, I really like to have him on Rags says let's subvert expectations when he comes Disnoid dinosaur coming to a star non pro war near you. Oh, I get it. Remember when On the on the whiteboard it said star wars is not pro war Okay Uh the ot gives me stomach pleasure Excellent You're the real alpha stag teal dear Hey, not bad alpha stag I've heard worse Is it just me or is teal dear's voice much deeper than usual? Yeah, apparently so Discord is shit Uh, what do you all think of ash versus the evil dead? I have not seen it I forget I've never seen that episode of pokemon Yeah, I know it's really good though. Like I wouldn't know You should have seen it by now, but I will forgive you for not having seen it Um But yeah, I've only heard good things apparently people like it. So, uh Hopefully the fans got what they wanted out of it Respect your guest. I'd do the video. Well, as you can see this is why I started doing this Like, uh, if we had done the video as well, I don't think you would have been able to Two videos done today. We got two different videos done. Mm-hmm That's incredible complete videos Uh, there are hot bench of heroes in your area Sweet I can give him some of my free iPads Yeah Star Wars disnoid retard fights I'd be okay with watching that. Why not? Disnoids turning on disnoids How horrifying Watch the third video you lazy bodes. Oh my goodness Did you guys hear about shan? Have you heard of this? What? This I I think I have yeah disnoids Yeah, yeah Yeah, all right Did you guys hear about Shan Lee being opted out of Mulan because of me too? Disney is a disgrace to the entertainment industry and I live in Orlando No, I'm sorry Don't worry. Sorry, but they won't have the monopoly on it forever, right guys Yeah, right guys Your guest TLDR prepped for this and you should you and you should all right you screwed your guest TLDR I'm upset. Come back. Let's do the rest It's fine chill. You'll be okay. I mean, I think you got a good blast of it out of those first two ones It's all good. I'm not mad. You didn't watch the next video. I'm just disappointed at you and rags both for TLDR You failed him also high rags. Hello I've always wondered and it is off topic. What kind of music do you lovely men listen to? So the genre I typically say that I listen to is symphonic metal The two favorite bands I have are rhapsody slash rhapsody of fire and avantasia go rags I listen to all kinds of different music everything from I really like mashups I listen to soundtracks. I listen to classical stuff live some electronic music listen to It's all kinds of stuff all kinds of stuff Don't really don't really listen to a lot of pop songs or rap songs And I'm not big in the country But a lot of other stuff I'm big into very varied Yeah, I would say the There's nothing I don't like definitively from every any genre this stuff that I like and like all kinds of stuff all over the place I'm not that picky when it comes to music honestly Yeah, it's like a song by song thing for me Hi rags Hello, love you more than our kind p.s. You guys had me in tears from laughing tonight. Thanks. I needed that We had some good ones tonight. Yeah tonight was a weird one Lots of crazy shit was happening Uh, I'm not oh wait, uh, she's evil clone john palpatine So she's shitty It's like someone who works in accounting john palpatine just sound evil still I think you know, he's gotta be evil in some way evil accounting, you know Uh, I shall evolve and become john ellis battle bush to fight the disnoids for star wars and for tonal battle Yes We will support such an endeavor go battle bush Uh testing if I can write psycho. Oh, there you go psycho. I worked Oh, there you go. Huh? I used to like wisecrack tlj reveals the pretentious channels from the intelligent ones. It's truly a test for critical thinking Um, I mean they seem to be okay with all of the sequel trilogy Don't even just tlj like it's so weird to see them defending the rise of skywalker 2. It's just like oof That's quite the hill you're dying on it's gonna be a vicious death Uh pineapple pizza is good. Who disagrees with uh, whoever disagrees can fight me Well, internet fights it is Atmola midnight's edge is still wanting you wanting to guest Uh, may very well happen at some point I have to have to check the old Scheduler roux. We've got a lot of people. We're gonna be trying to guest. Um Like I said earlier go canara is one of the people that I've tried to get to guest for the past thing year and a half or whatever, so You know, we're getting there Um Speaking of red lightsabers tell shad that apparently kyber crystals are alive and then being red means they are bleeding God, I love star wars. You know, he did uh, we did talk to him about that I think the last time he was here. We mentioned the whole Kyber crystals bleed to make red. You know in case I'm imagining that I will save the question The fucking shad questions are enough to have a whole podcast at this point. I'm not sure what to do with these What do we do rags? We can't if we have him on You know to have an actual episode and then we have to you know, just I have him answer all the questions Then we get like three hours in with those like what am I supposed to do what am I supposed to do? Tell me what are the answers But we'll have to have one just to answer questions Yeah, like cool the stream shad answers your questions. That's it shad answers all of your questions Um avoid the disnoid now. That's an old reference And I don't even know it because I know of the noid. I just know of simpsons which knows of the noid Funny how that works If I could choose one actor to play one role in one film, I'd have mark hamill play luke skywalker and tlj I agree. That'd be great Uh, that'd be great to see Po couldn't find finn because he woke up at night. You ever try to find a black person at night? Wow He'd have been wearing bright clothing. You don't know Yeah, you don't know you mean like all of his stormtrooper. Yeah, you could be wearing a stormtrooper outfit. It'd be fine He was wearing his stormtrooper outfit. Exactly Okay, mola. Where will efap con be hosted? Um, I think I was on metal stream where this is like being joked about I was like no I probably want to call it log con Because not only is it like double meaning it also makes it sound like it's a bad thing to go to it's like the long con But the long con, you know Maybe just end up calling it efap con to make sure people know what it is. But yeah, either way Um, but I don't know where it would be hosted. Honestly. I don't know what would be best I figure the majority of our audiences are actually in america rather than europe, so No, you never know have to check them demographics Uh rags, you're the mccartney to mollus lennon jay is probably yoko. Oh no Jay God dammit jay If you're not a rhino, I have to milk you for the milk you don't have The quote from rags apparently That's a strange quote, but I can see myself saying it. Yeah, like I wouldn't be surprised you said it at some point in some way I prefer a nice rack rags also welcome tildia Hi Most people don't put tildia. They put tildia Well, that is because that is the the actual format of the name. It's just if you're lazy and you say till there There just kind of go blue Yeah Whatever however the letters kind of come out Something along those lines Speaking of which, I think I'm actually ducking out now because um Time is getting on and I do actually have to wake up in not too many hours So I would like to get maybe An hour of sleep Before I have to do other shit You want to uh tell the chat about your channel and why they should subscribe Nah No I mean it's completely I I run a channel. I very rarely make video. It frequently deals with politicking and Far too long academic studies, which most people can't be bothered to read If you like listening to people listen if you like her listening to people talk With a really dry boring voice going through lots and lots of numbers you'll probably enjoy it Well, then there you go people. I'm a great salesman as you can tell You could probably um Start with his lair video because they're all star wars fans. I think to a degree. You might have some fun with that Yeah, that's probably the best one you get to hear about people who got blown up in decompression chambers. It's great fun And obviously, uh, Make sure your head's all right. Yeah I think it's only a minor lead. I I think going to sleep with a concussion is probably a bad idea, but you know what is gonna be fine Either that or I'll never wake up again. Oh, so you know, I feel like flipping that coin Let's go for it. It'll be if I guess just kill We advise him that he gets medical attention here in fact just so that it's an audio form Oh, it's fine. It's it's just a piece of wood It's fine. It's just going through the skull It's fine Well, and yeah, it's been fun, sir. I'm glad you you popped on with us appreciate it and um, Well, hopefully I can have you on again in the future at some point Well, that would be enjoyable. We can actually get through the third video at some point That would be great because I getting through three videos on eFab is a rarity Yeah, but man, I I am curious as to the stupid shit that people are going to pull out to defend this film because I I don't actually think there is a single legitimate defense for the right subscriber I actually do not even think there's Not even the themes really No, I don't even think you can do it with that honestly because of how badly It not only contradicts the previous films, but is also contradicted by the previous films I I do not actually think there was a single valid defense for Because king arthur. Yeah Oh, shit. I didn't think of that I thought it was obvious myself I need to think about more middle English texts That's the answer to everything Damn it Anyway, I'm gonna go and sleep on that and I will hopefully see you fine gentleman and your In and the not too distant future. Yes, sir. Thanks for coming on and uh, have a good night. Hopefully It'll be better if it's a good morning. I think all things considered, but thank you very much anyway Yeah, man. See you around. All right. See you later And then it was two once again This always happens, you know, we always eventually get back to this point Well, I suppose I shall continue on uh Is it wrong to ship mohler slash adin and rags slash star warskill well both of them are taken I'm not No, not you the the two for males The disnoids. Oh, they'll be anti-disnoids. I think Well, yeah, I mean, I don't think there's any rules to shipping You know what? Who are we to stifle your creative artistic juices creative? I knew he'd say juices. I was waiting for Say the word Boiling juices are your muse juice use juice. Oh, no. Yeah, this is fucking let that muse juice flow. No Mm-hmm on the upside to the palpa clone thing This means technically that anakin is still the chosen as he killed the real palpatine while ray got the sloppy seconds Not really No, if ray is vaporized the like coal of palpatine while anakin only destroyed his body Who's the real palpatine killer at that point? Also, it still fucks with anakin because that means he didn't kill palpatine palpatine was still alive He just went into a different body. He's still doing stuff. Why do people think this fixes shit? This makes it worse It's in the in the book it says like his body the clone body couldn't handle his spirit And it's like so that means he was dead. That's the same palpatism. God damn. It's not like a Why why why? Oh, what would you guys give bladerunner 2049 out of 10 talked with glib about it and he gave it a seven Oh, wow, that's surprisingly high Like I usually reference I was given a very long extensive and referenced filled A discussion with someone who hated it And I was very convinced it was a very poorly written film But until I'd watch it again and the original I probably wouldn't be able to give a number that I would feel confident about Yeah, I've heard a lot of whites bad, but I haven't seen it since the first time I saw it So I'm definitely willing to be swayed Yeah, I'm I'm afraid I can't answer that in good conscience. I would give a number that wouldn't uh Be representative of my assuredness Um other gibberish answer there you go Also that makes no sense Makes sense. What does it make sense explain explain to us? What sense is not made explain yourself explain this bullshit I would pay money to see mauler and ben Shapiro discuss movies with rags as the mediator ben is really good debater, but also an awful movie critic I mean if he wants to say rise of skywalker was good Yeah I'm really like ben Shapiro. They couldn't tell which way was up. Do you think that was good? I'd be yeah, I don't know. I think it was surely he would have a problem with that Oh the person was saying it made no sense that the clone body is breaking down when sapping more power made him youthful No, the logic apparently is that his spirit is so powerful. It can't be contained within a clone body And so the clone body is deteriorate I can't I can't be contained in this body And thus sucking the juices out of kylo and rey make it so that his body is fully capable of supporting his powerful spirit I can't handle this body. I need Yes, the juices really just that's what they do I need your life juices for my body Um, I had a dream that sargon was trying to sell me fried chicken with a side of octopus wearing a googly-eyed chicken costume I blame you massives Yeah, I think that's yourself in your mind for all your strange fetishy wishes wishy wishes Palpatine's evil clone as a goatee doesn't flush eats kitten fetuses grills newborn puppies cuts off blind children's hands And says the dawn isn't that great Damn That's a bad person really even palpatine was like no, that's just too evil I blocked steve schives before he could block me Nice Has anyone seen tmm's comments about doom cock being trolled tmm grifter gets grifted Who's tmm? Is that the mundane matt or I can't think of who that would be an acronym for the that The the the massive monster Maybe someone in chat knows Who is tmm? Am I having a tism? What is what is that an acronym for ha? Are you tisming? Are you red hearted? Has anyone oh, yeah a jab in the rug in simis in cinemas A jab in the rug is worth three a gem uh I realize that this is my third super chat today, but I just need to say that some dubs are absolutely fantastic Some american voice actors are amazing Yeah, I'm sure they are absolutely Are there any games you guys are looking forward to playing this year? Yeah, doom eternal Yeah I'm curious about halo, but I'm not like excited I'll be interested to see how cyberpunk does see what people think of it. That's coming out this year, right? Or is it not? I think it might I think they delayed it, but I think it's still coming out this year. I'm not sure though Apparently tmm is the messianic manic I do not know that person the messianic manic. I have no idea who that is Uh, if you want a great dub watch sao abridged Oh, there you go folks sword art online. No, thanks. Yeah, but it's a bridge. That means it's better If it has to be shorter to be better, I don't know I can count dubs that are better than subs on my friend's fingers and he has no arms But how many fingers does he have 17,000 I feel like that's excessive Hey rex Hey Ha I was right back from the movie and new masters are still going lol. Yeah, that's still going Hi again for the fifth time molla. You've inspired me to do videos essay series on marathon Thank you for the tips lost e-fap on how to do it all Wags you're adorable and need to do more sheave bits Oh, thank you. Um, I will do more sheave bits. Don't you worry Rags are the open world fps games any recommendations? Thanks open world fps games um I would recommend A far cry 5 actually I would recommend that um That's sort of open world I would say middle gear salt. Oh, that's not a third first person Hey first person I'm sure I could think of some, uh I liked borderlands too I don't know about the third one um First-person shooters that are open world I don't know um Yeah, I was gonna say I don't think I've played many at all of fist piss in open world fallout, uh, new vegas Fallout new vegas is good. You should play that That's a good first person shooter. That's uh open world fallout 3 is okay Uh, they'd say a pretty good Fallout 4 with mods is good. I'd recommend that I would recommend that Kind of fallout 4 with mods Um, let's see if I can think of any more first person shooters open minecraft Minecraft, absolutely That is the a world so big you will never finish it Yeah, I guess I started with a few some of the far cries are really good. Like I said five is good Um new dawn's all right if you liked far cry 5 then go for a new dawn as well You can have some fun with that Let's see let me look at my steam list um If you are into it Daisy Definitely unique experience there. Uh, I mean that in earnest and not for everybody. That's for certain um The forest sort of open world that might be worth checking out Um, oh, uh seven days to die seven days to die is a good one. It's not so much a shooter But it is first person I would definitely recommend that um Trying to think Of games that fit the bill the day you sex games aren't really open world but They're they're they're Quasi open world same thing with the first and second bioshock. They're oh not open world But there's a lot of exploration involved in there um I mean if you want to blast from the past would be far cry too. It's got some tisms in it, but it's ultimately pretty good You yank bullets out of your arm in that one Yeah, you do But I don't I can't think of any I can't think of any more, but it's not a long list as it is. So I mean that's pretty strong list. I reckon. Yeah, I think that's a pretty strong list Uh, oh shadow warrior 2 is sort of open world Uh, that's a good option there So shadow warrior 2 I feel I must remind you that bungee halo games all have outstanding soundtracks I find them to be as good as an and iconic as star wars soundtracks I mean, I like the halo, uh songs every once in a while. I can't halo's got incredibly good music Yeah, like I wouldn't disagree with that. Halo's good shit Yep, shout out to vinishos Nishos that's uh, that's mr. Vin the death pond will be completed on schedule Trust my bustiness also wags sit on my face for an hour and play a video game Mmm, that would be amazing I'd love that Uh, did you guys skip my super chat asking what you thought of Jedi fallen order? If not, then I really must be blanking No, we come with you must be blank and we talked about it. I said it was all right It was fine. I said I played it for a small amount of time But that um from what I played of it. It was cool and that I know the people really love it from what I've heard Uh, are you guys gonna efap cinema wins video on tros would love to see it Oh, that's probably gonna be golden material because he's gonna have to stretch like Motherfucking stretch Armstrong to make that video Even remote. He's gonna be doing stuff like you have to admit On uh, Harrison Ford's portrayal of Han Solo is very touching in this scene And then at one point be like you have to admit the visuals in rise of skywalker are incredible Like stuff like that We'll just be like backpedaling the whole time. Like, yeah, I know it's not very good, but there's some stuff That's okay, right? Please help me Help is a visual medium Uh Rags I sent you an email asking about how to get into your discord, but haven't received a reply. What should I do? Um, when did well, I'll send me another one just in case maybe it got filtered in a different way Just uh, re-send it real quick and I'll uh, I'll get back to you with it Because I don't recall I don't ignore those so interesting Hey, Misha calling a neptunia body pillow not safe for work is our tar dead also pancake is a cuck Mola fix your discord. Hi rags Hey Um, I just watched jojo's bizarre adventures and jojo rabbit today. I had fun Yeah, they both Jojo's uh, jojo jojo's rabbit is great. Jojo's bizarre rabbit is somehow Commies to the wall All right Hey chat. What's your opinion of the ghost stories anime? It's tonal's favorite not because you're a bunny, but because you're black Oh, yeah, they got a question for chat. They're they're welcome to answer that at their leisure Yeah, go for it, man Oh god, here we go. I wonder if you're gonna be able to guess what happened when I start reading these ones Finally a correct opinion on avatar Rags unintentionally subbed er into the chat. Yes, he did kick rags and replace him with j Oh You you be careful what you ask for Don't know what show you're on about rags, but I agree Oh, yeah, well, that's a just a good uh, that's just good stance to have when I'm giving my opinions Agree with me. He'll probably be right Kick the rags, man. Oh, no, no, no Rags avatar take is j's spaceball take spaceballs take no it isn't so j says spaceballs is boring Right, which as long as he's keeping that to himself. That's fine, but it's still just like mind-blowing He fucking referenced the comb joke as a bad joke. Just like that's so fucking good Boomer joke Dude when when when they get the close-up he says we a foul shit, but that's funny as hell Why would they found anything by combing the desert? It's fantastic He's he's he's welcome to find it boring, but if he says They're poorly written jokes. He's gonna have to try a little harder than that, isn't it? Watch anomalies revenge of the prequels Um I can have a look see about More specifically what that is I suppose um, I Is that uh, because I think anomaly is the one that has responded to The cosmonaut variety I was Tism take on the prequels because we're we're eventually gonna be uh, I think so, yeah having a look see it that ourselves And I want to stress because this is not my perspective, right? This is taken directly from cosmonaut himself. He said he thinks it's one of his best videos I should probably hunt down that tweet just to make sure i'm not like misquoting him because that's gonna be really interesting to think about Uh when covering that video because I checked it out. Um, I think half of it with fringy And we were not impressed and me and fringy are not people who defend the fucking prequels That regularly at all So, you know Interesting tisms ahead I would say Uh rags says we need better standards while saying dead space is good Dead space like the video game that space is good Dead space is really good It ain't perfect of course, but like I would be curious as to why You think it's um, not good. I I would be legitimately curious why Thinking dead space is good as a lowering of standards Honestly, I'm I'm curious Uh rags needs to be taken to the vet oh my Why so I could I guess just to make sure that you're all right and then that vet will be like oh god I guess these these opinions must be well-founded. How can a dog be this healthy? Yeah You like exceed health standards. It's like oh my I don't even understand. Is this some kind of a Fucking robot or what is this? Um kick the walrus Also don't ever fall for mutes. Oh mary mayhem's bullshit. She's trying to use you. She's horrible. Oh my Oh, I I don't even know I was gonna say I don't I don't know her very well at all, but I uh, obviously I don't even know if that's just maybe even a beam within the community or whatever But uh, she's she's she's been very friendly to me. I don't I don't know anything more than that. I'm afraid Um, hi mohler and then dot dot dot rags Hell Hello rags are showing signs of sickness with that comment time to put the dog down. Oh No, and I just don't understand it I don't know if you guys are ignoring the stuff I've seen or I don't know man Rags you might want to reference what you saw instead of being a drama whore either that or you're automatically dismissive of anything anime-esque I'm not my opinion on anime has not been because I have like I've seen a lot and I've I've hated a lot that I've seen I just don't like a lot of the tropes and stuff and this goes with japanese games as well um after Because mohler is going to show me a particular episode that he's been dying to show me So I want to see that especially There you go, but then We will uh, we will proceed onwards Uh rags, how much did you watch and what are the issues show gets better as it goes especially when book two starts Yeah, do you do you agree with that mohler? I think season one's the best season You think yeah, does it get so it doesn't get better as it goes? That's not how I would phrase it no Hmm interesting Rags is no longer a member of efap. Oh no Sorry your Anime cartoon show is very poorly written and the fights are terrible and some of the plot's nonsensical, but all right Uh, so weird. You just read the super chat asking about Jedi fallen order right as I'm playing it for research for a video How about that goodness? Good luck on that uh, good luck on that uh that video there. Good luck on your your video game review Hello there now that I'm caught up. I started watching literature devil. He's actually pretty good unrelated Do you know who she may or white light are they both have analysis videos over seven hours? Oh my goodness. I know white light by name. I've not seen any of his videos yet. Um She may I don't know who I guess jamie It's not shammy, right Shame hey, I'm guessing shame is a different youtuber, but yeah, I'm fair enough And they're game analysis videos specifically all so high rags. Hello Um Lightspeed ram happens cut to person in one of the shuttles looking out the window and going wait. How does that work? TLJ novelization by mohler I'll be that's all I do. That's my fixes. I just have characters and I would say that's stupid That's dumb. That's stupid Uh, can you give me a sneak peek on next week's efap the plan is to run an interview style efap um If everything goes to plan We shall see Let's hope um, and it goes it goes that way. You never know, you know, some things can fall through but let's you know That's the way life is Um Always great to come home from work to some fresh baked efap. Thanks for the best show on youtube guys. Also high rags Hello Uh Molo, would you ever do a collaboration video with matthew matosis? You are probably the two most thorough game analysts even better yet get matthew matosis on efap I would happily do that. I don't think he'll be interested uh He's rather Suclusive from what I know and I don't I don't know if he's not a fan of me because of uh I take shots of different reviewers. I think he might not be a fan of that from from memory I can't remember if he's got if he even knows I exist or if he's cool with coming on podcasts or whatever I don't think he's on any podcasts, but um I can give it a shot. I can send a message see what happens. Yeah, I'd be really interested to have all Matthew Matosis on he's a very very interesting reviewer and I really really enjoy it. It would be great Uh captain marvel attacked teal dear Yeah Didn't kill him though. He's fine. You'll make it. He's all right Um southpaw's new sonic review mentions a pretty cool movie at the time stamps 755 you dumbo should really watch it Oh, I know what that movie is I know it's gonna be hardcore henroy Uh, it's official e-fap is more violent than joker Oh my goodness, he's right What is it with brits sargon joins e-fap and kills the stream teal dear joins the stream and almost it almost kills him The stream getting vengeance the dangerous place for a youtuber Uh teal dear's voice is deeper since I last watched him. Yeah, apparently that was discord giving him the flisms E-fap casualty counter one I mean we sending enough people to sleep, but now we're killing people nice We were not We weren't uh, we weren't satisfied just putting them to sleep Not enough I only watched the first half of the mandalorian I was wondering when it would get good, but apparently it only gets worse Yeah, it only gets worse Sorry my dude as daniel hagman would say teal dear best brown paper and paraffin oil ought to do it I don't know if that's directed. Maybe that's something he would understand. I don't get it brown paper and paraffin oil I'm not sure about that one Yeah, I can't say I know exactly what that means I know you guys have already seen it, but I think the best anime is full metal full metal alchemist brotherhood I also recommend eye shield 21. Most anime is bad. I just saved three dollars by splitting that up All right. All right. Well, you you game this Um, but yeah, I I liked full metal alchemist brotherhood quite a bit It was good systems Rags is moray reincarnated confirmed get him joker joke er What do you get when you talk avatar? I'll tell you what you get you fucking deserve. Yeah, I be careful avatar is gonna get what it deserves and then you're gonna Learn about it and you'll come to accept it and you'll be come very uh, well, I don't know disillusioned maybe That's right. Just a part of growing up So you're good Um, how do you miss the rags? Hope you enjoy my video heart. I tried That's from a british potato. I can't remember. Did we watch something of this? We probably did I forget which one it actually was because we went through quite a bit um Let me check and see though Sorry, there's just so many to keep track of once I see it. I'll recognize it Oh my god, please watch spongebob's spongebob squinn. That's more what that's like an actual thing Or are they asking me to watch the the show or oh, it's a porn parody, right? Oh my god, is this like the full thing? Oh, it's just like three minutes of it on youtube, I guess, okay um That looks pretty ridiculous Not gonna lie Okay, yeah, um, that's on youtube. I guess they don't show anything without the nuts That's really fucking weird this dude. They fucking dressed him up in that outfit. Yeah, he's like a full-on spongebob cosplay That is That is really creepy I don't see the behind the scenes on this one Uh more I'm confused. What do you mean the falcon nose dives into end or they destroy the millennium falcon in this movie Uh, oh if I said I meant I guess I meant to say um, oh no wait. Yeah, that does kind of happen the falcon kind of for some reason Brashes into end or do you remember that when they don't have landing gear? They just fucking plow it into the ground and it's like why The the falcon can land it down. Yeah, even without landing gear it can fucking land They don't destroy the millennium falcon though. It survives Um, yeah, hooray The only undamaged thing. No, it's got that for robot in it How would you guys feel about the mandalorian if his armor covered more of his body so that he was basically invincible to blasters? I feel better because it would remove the element of man You're already lucky every single time you're shot. Then it becomes an issue of he's not good. He's just that he just has He's getting to like to eliminate the levels where it's just like, oh no How will he defeat this enemy with his immunity suit? It's like watching iron man, but mandalorian When he's supposed to be this like Hardworking bounty hunter that's trying to make his way in the universe as opposed to a literal billionaire superhero That can do whatever he wants. I don't know it just Presents alternate issues and that's outside of the other issues that uh show has Uh Most underrated funniest rags joke is from efap 29 four hours seven minutes 26 seconds My goodness, what is it? I guess I have to I closed watch together Do you not remember? Well, I have a theory, but I'd rather confirm it I have a theory I'm sure it's the one I think it is the most unappreciated joke is I mean, it's not like you've told You know 5 000 jokes or whatever across all of this, you know nope Not me just just One subtle one all the time All right, let's have a look here. Take a look. Let's fucking listen to my subtle ass joke idling with these times Efap 20 All right guys, we ought to pretend to like each other That's a good intro uh 407 26 You're as strong as Han and Leia in the empire everyone agrees Dear god literally everybody agrees Oh, he's gonna take something dude. That's the look of a serial killer, bro This wiggity sweetie. I'm coming for that booty Ha ha Why did he make Anakin such a creep? Even the lines he says are creepy I want to come on her face when she sleeps, Obi-Wan. Oh, shit. You're here Addressing Obi-Wan then realizing he's actually there like what the fuck Oh, that is funny Fuck dude I think it's gonna match the uh the clip. Oh, shit. You're here Draw a story from your job at the toy store perhaps One day in the future if if I I mean most of the stories don't require visuals from the toy store because they're very simple To visualize, you know, I was I was thinking how do I visualize me hanging on like a rail whilst sort of Swinging and then hitting my back on a the concrete thing. I was like, I need I need to describe it with a picture Um invisible man bad He literally goes from throwing huge guys across the room to being beaten by a small girl and most cops forget How to use guns or investigate also the I am doesn't get hit From getting hit with pans But gets hit from pepper spray despite the full face mask. He's wearing. It's bad Oh, yeah, okay. Well, it's just for what the invisible man uh Well, maybe the pepper spray like gets in his mask hole Yeah, maybe it just goes through that mask. It's just not thick enough to prevent it, you know Uh mela can rags, please say Uh Yes, I will paste this to you Spread out that bad No, no, it's not that it's just the um The people don't see it coming Go do it in your most seductive voice That's not too bad I I I think so much worse of what my audience will actually do Lay with me. Oh fair lady tico Knows what they'll use that for You know, it's lay with me. Oh fair lady tico I like how it says I don't need it for a meme or anything, but somebody might So, you know what? That's a man of the community right there Exactly man knows who his friends are Uh obi one that's contributing obi one. Well, have you noticed the shields are still up anakin which way is up master? Master skywalker which way is up which way is up? The way you're going to heaven God Both conditions are bad since they should afflict the rebel forces as well yet They don't but I'd say can't tell which way is up is worse. Yeah, I'd see if someone's saying that they don't affect the rebel shields I could have sworn that I You know, I I mean, you might be right. I'd have to see the movie again, but in Good tisms Yeah Uh tildia That's all right Tildia will your streams ever feature those cool thomas the tank and soviet anthem memes again? Rip warcraft 3 I can save that for him if we managed to get Uh him back hopefully he can give an answer to that one Is this guy related to the last epic guy? Maybe so maybe he was influenced by the closer look to make his video You never know Um All right, uh, well Thank you gentlemen for the stream. I will have to watch avatar again to see if rags take is correct I remember really liking it as a 12 year old kid, but now I'm a 22 year old kid. Anyways guys. Good night Good night, sir I've skipped over one. That's for rags. I will keep it until he returns. I love man j Yeah Rags, please say hello like mrs. Doubtfire. Thanks mate Hello Anita sarkeesian Also, I love your take on Oh Hey, oh, what's that knights of ren? Your take on knights of ren I don't think our takes on the knights of ren are particularly. Yeah, they're not that interesting I'm coming at what core would be other than that though The knights of ren Hey knights are in Going around not doing nothing investigating searching the town again Uh greetings What sci-fi space craft star wars halo any would you personally like to own assuming maintenance was not a problem? I have to really think um We get to I mean Or maybe the millennium falcon would not be a bad choice Seems like it's got enough room. Um, I probably won't I'm sure there's a lot of this superstar destroyer. Yeah I guess if it was more like a like a personal vessel like a a more Reasonable size for myself and a few others or a small crew of people Um Hmm Trying to think through star wars of some vessels that would be good to have that got enough room and stuff Hmm help me out here well So large scale we got the superstar destroyer small scale um It's kind of hard to think outside of stalls A mid small tier like is the is the normandy for mass effect too much um I'm I'm trying to think of a Let's see. Um The Another kellion's too small uh What is the name of the? Ship and dead space three that they used to get to tau valantis. I forget the name of that ship, but it looks pretty nifty It seemed pretty reasonable um Let's see what else have we got Hmm Hmm The one from Fallen order isn't so bad. It's got a weird shape to it though. I'll say that I don't know. There's probably a ton of answers, but I might be drawn just a little bit of a blank Um Yeah, I think normandy is definitely up there if we can have something that big if not If you have to scale it down the millennium It's hard not to choose the falcon isn't it? Yeah, because it's just it's it's a nifty ship It seems to be very capable at all sorts of different things. It can house a decent amount of people Uh, it you could probably refit it in a lot of different ways with room It's got a lot of space you can work with and you get the factor of hey man millennium falcon. That's pretty cool Yeah Yeah, I'm I'm sorry my both my choice was probably from stalls, but it kind of tells you uh I'm swayed by my attachment guardians of the galaxy ship is that the benetar Benatar You're like, I can't remember too much about its interior It's gonna be all right though. Mm-hmm You also want to say that you long man never cease to bring me joy. Thank you for all the tisms. I'll see you around Oh, I'm glad to hear it man. Thank you very much Hey rags. Love you whistling. Keep it up I will do my best A lot of times I do without thinking Teal deus sounds like a chain smoking whiskey drinking jay You're a chain smoking whiskey drinking juice. How about that? Oh a jay. They're completely different. He said that he said he said what did he say? Uh, uh, a jay, you know those creatures that manage efab Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw him. He was in that movie epic Yes When are you guys going to do the second part of the blandalorian analysis stream with shad? That could potentially happen in the next two of them. Never know. I'll have a chat with him. See what he's up for I would like to because that show is the worst at the end Yeah, it gets very bad at the end. Uh, I just need to say that I found the rags emojis. Hi rags Oh, hello Yay You gents can hold long con at my house. I'll put out chips and salsa All right Howdy rags Also, can this dollar count as my dowry? Oh, you're gonna have to what you what kind of doggo do you think I am a dollar for a dowry? It's five five dollars. That's you know, that's something. Wow. I don't like goodness I have to do a little better than that Especially because you might have some stiff competition Saving private spongenob. Please make spongenob e-fuck Mulla, what happens if rags thinks buffy is bad and says it has sequel level writing e-fap civil war? He would be able to say that about a lot of the things that happen in buffy in fact Um, but I doubt rags would deny the best things that happen in that show And there's one particular episode that I would think rags would love, uh for the emotional tisms Yeah, notice notice that mawler and I kind of are using the same system and standard to judge things And we for the most part walk away with really similar judgments on media That is not an accident What do you mean? Nobody would ever know what we think of a thing Based on the thing alone. It's always a surprise. It's never about things making sense or not Um, but yeah, it wouldn't be honestly, uh, if rags actually hated buffy Even if you watched all of buffy and angel and concluded that he hated it, I should be like, well The whole point was to try and Uh, share out the the good experiences of it, right because um Fucking wolf got the the best experience out of it that I would hope he would get He had all the field isms from all of the biggest moments and that's what I hope That fringian rags will get but if they don't it's whatever. It's not like It's not like I'm showing them to validate how I think Buffy is in terms of a quality show. It's it's more so like I want you guys to have as much fun with it as I do and talk about the many complicated subjects and highlights but um I don't mind. I don't mind. Uh, if there's a lot of things that can really bother people about buffy Specifically the will building and a lot of the plots. They're very dumb And if rags ever gets around to watching it with me, uh, oh vice versa. I mean, I'll force him one day You'll get a whole dose of that from season one and you will ask what everyone asks How the fuck is this your favorite show and I'll be like rags. I swear season one is just not representative of the whole I swear Uh, mauler, you're gonna do an unblighted unbridled rage video for season eight episode six of game of thrones Please say you will I am now a 50 dollar patron member. Love your work. Thank you. Oh, wow Very very generous. Uh Yeah, the the plan right now is making tfa part three Then joker praise that's still what I want to do But obviously things can change depending on what releases at what times Then probably tfa part four And then tacitly right now It could possibly do the game of thrones episode after that to square off all of it But it's gonna take a while because I need to watch the whole show again and collect every last note I want to make about That fucking season Uh finale because that's gonna be the last I have to say about game of thrones probably But yeah, I do want to make that video um give it time tfa part three is gonna take some time Uh, I'm I'm getting through it. Well when we close out, I'll probably talk a bit about that. Um Just finished a full shift at work and you're still going praise be long man Also, what's the best location to send you efab memes? Uh So the ones I never miss are in the efab memes Channel and discord because that gets noted like you know, it gets the old Thing that's like there's new stuff here and I usually cycle through it so I can collect them from there And to get them on there You just have to get one of the mods in the discord to post it and to do that You just need to post them in the discord. I think trash is where they can be collected I remember exactly but that's that's one of the best places the subreddit. I don't typically miss Many things in the subreddit. I still kind of do and then twitter's like The worst place but still viable. I because I twittered notifications are really fucking annoying to filter through um But I I do pick up memes there as well Oh as theos just said ping a mod in trash with your meme and it can be placed into efab memes and then it'll be filtered for the The viewing pleasure of the public Uh do do I stand with rags. It's called loyalty or stupidity. Can't remember which one tizm Anime is garbage rags is right kick we've chat kick we've chat The compera has spoken the compera creamy sheaves That's not yeah, there's actually john ellis bush bush that said that oh That man knows his cream Dead space is really mediocre the combat is repetitive. The story is terrible They blatantly copy things from re4 without doing anything new with them And the only thing the game can do is scare you to scare you is to drop you in doom-esque arenas No, I disagree with almost all of that I don't think the story is terrible at all. I think the story is actually one of the best parts It's really cool. I found the story. Um, yeah, I suppose I would have to play it again to get my references sorted, but Um, the combat is repetitive. I don't know that I agree with that because of the amount of weapons You can chew the amount of weapons the different kinds of enemies learning to prioritize the end It's a game that really does Managing your resources is very satisfying in that game. Absolutely. It's very satisfying game to play and do well in Like when you play dead space and you do really well in it. It feels really good You feel amazing and the whole blatantly copying things from re4 without doing anything new with them I'd be curious what you're referring to Yeah I mean, it's like do you concede that re4 is better than it? I'd probably be like I guess but I would say in certain aspects. Yeah, but I almost want to feel like resident evil 4 like really Influenced did a lot to influence things. Um Um But I don't know they're both so good If I had to be stuck playing one over and over again, like if I had to play through one right now over They're both so good. I Yes, I don't know maybe dead space probably because I've played resident evil 4 more so I wouldn't play dead space again Um, give this to glib because rags bad. Hi wags Hello, I'm not bad though. I'm actually really. I'm kind of fucking tits actually end. Oh, I hardly knew whore I got him. I knew whore cry face Okay Uh glad to hear tfa part three is releasing this week No, that's great. Not gonna happen this week Man Um coming along it is coming along watch beaver and butt face. It's pro no pro no without porn pro no without porn Beaver and butt face Thank you guys for checking out that episode 20 died rags joke. That's all right That was funny. I made me laugh Um, would you be ever ever be willing to do an efap on the old tropes versus women videos? I know they're old, but I'd like to see you guys rip into them um I think the the thing is they've kind of been thoroughly responded to by basically everybody. Yeah, they've been fucking dunked on to death It's not that they'd be bad for efap. They'd be good for efap just They are a bit old and I feel like they've been just done to death It all suck easy I would like to own either a republic or imperial tx 130 fighter tank for personal ground vehicle Look it up. It's a sexy vehicle that was introduced in the expanded universe All right Imperial tx 130 fighter tank Oh those things they're in um Well, they're in a lot of star wars content. I quite like them. Yeah Well, usually the gameplay with them is quite um Easy to control and they're powerful and fast and mobile Um, yeah, all right. They're like one of the clone tanks Slave one Boba Fett got to be my favorite ship I mean, I like Uh, the ship itself in terms of a unique design, but I probably wouldn't want it myself seems very awkwardly designed Do you remember slave one rags? Yeah, the ship Just seems strange. I don't know if I'd want it for my personal ship Even yeah, I wouldn't I think that taking off and landing in that position all the time would be a pain in the ass And I wouldn't want to deal with that shit I want a ship that's very livable and comfortable and has a lot of You know, it's just isn't a pain in the butt What do you guys think of Futurama pretty great I think yeah, I've liked what I've seen when it got resurrected the comeback like set of Movies or whatever it were like the longer episodes they were pretty cool Then it started to falter a little bit. I think it's last season. It's like not too great But the finale tied it all together. It has quite a good ending that show Um, but yeah, like the first four seasons or whatever. There's some strong shit and bender is one of the best Characters bender is fucking hilarious Hashtag bender wins. Um, hey rags Hey If you had to choose one u.s state and its people not to be deleted out of existence, which one would you choose? What does that mean though? If what happens to america if every other state is deleted It turns into an ocean he's like that is one Significantly powerful island for a moment. Actually, it wouldn't be what are you because america would lose all of its resources All gone Uh Probably just go with the biggest state, right? Oh, why the fucking why would I save california second biggest state? Um Maybe texas texas um, yeah, maybe texas Because i want to save a lot of people but like i don't want a california nation Yeah, that'll be america at that point you're fucked no matter what like almost everyone's dying i guess i guess uh I guess texas There you go. I don't know It's a good mix of Uh, yeah, i i'm gonna go with texas Ifa porno spoof where they review other parodies Oh like the ifa porno would be people reviewing porno like this. I guess how that would work Uh, can I get explanations slash origins slash meanings of gedelb something about chickens kick Oh, you want explanations of all of these So gedelb is the parody Show that I run once per year stands for game developers essentials lessons book Um, the next one is something about chickens cosmic chicken that will be originates on jay's channel stream Where we were just discussing the law of the universe That began with the cosmic chicken. Let's quick kick j It began with the cosmic chicken. I don't even know how kick jay got started I feel like it just it was like a bleed over from kick v and just people just started saying kick j I have no idea what the origin of that is specifically High rags is rags super chat to efab saying high rags. Yeah Uh, the spiders is um, they can tell the future um Use of the word tizm uh Tizm is a Is a versatile word that can be used for everything. It can replace anything anywhere. It's amazing And er is racist. I mean that's just ask the world about that one. They'll get all kinds of answers Some very very bead Yeah, all this stuff's on the the website by the way They actually like catalog it pretty efficiently. They even have like timestamps and episode links all this stuff It's kind of amazing There's nuts Uh regags video when yes Uh, hopefully soon i'd get around to it When i get around to it I think you guys will like the clone wars, but oh boy Someone looks very generous saying the show gets way better after seasons one through two Uh, there's so much tizm to come. Oh my I will say though sheev has great moments in the clone wars At least sheev's doing doing good tizms. All right Always good to see sheev doing well. I mean that man He's got some ambition. Mm-hmm. I hope he clones himself and lives forever um Uh If you had one superpower, what would it be and why? Time travel The power to have any power I wanted at any time Yeah, fuck you Time travel would be fucking great. Yeah, this is a complicated question because I would actually I'd need to know the rules on what constitutes a power Um, and what my limit like what if you just said, you know the power to live happily forever Like you know, I mean so but I think the question is probably more like invisibility flying super strength that sort of thing um I mean, yeah, if you want to go with Time travel they probably allow that one What about if yeah time travel is super fucking op though. Um, how about What if like you could only You could go back in time, but only like five seconds You don't want to go back in time, but by five seconds. Yeah, I would and that that would be my power Oh, so do you mean like it would essentially function as just a quick error correction? Little restart. Yeah, like a like a quick save quick load thing or if you want you can go back five Yeah, I mean you fucking hell everything there would be lots of awesome things that could happen as a result Uh, still this is it is pretty op, but I think we're allowed to have that one I'm not sure honestly. I'm trying to think of like all the what is the best one. That one's pretty good I think I'm surprised you didn't go for more than just five seconds though Well, I well I was just saying because if I would just have straight up fucking time travel if that was the case But even if that was a restriction that I just created I still think that would be crazy Useful and I would want it Yeah, uh I'm trying to think if that would be the most useful it might be I'm trying to think of a conventional superpowers Oh, yeah, and if just increasing it to like something like a minute would be crazy Maybe like the power to heal that'd be pretty fucking great. Wouldn't it like anything touch people and get rid of their And obviously yourself to it would apply that you could just heal yourself of whatever and then everyone else and That could be really good for the world There you go. There's our answers uh Have you considered the power to clone dinosaurs for an amusement park and have it work? Okay Have it work? Okay. That's the important bit. Yeah Uh, have you considered making a tlj lover type gadelb? Technically that's kind of a video I'm releasing this year just for a tros. So, you know I suppose the answer to that is yes Reviewing porno. Now that's soldiering soldiering. Yeah, boy. Yeah, right. That's stroke Mula, I demand you answer my us state deletion question. I would have deferred to rags So I guess I would pick taxes too I mean, I don't know enough about those stanky states to be able to give a good answer as to why Texas people are nice every time I go and I will wait my stipulation is rags moves there before I we engage with this Yeah, I yeah, if I was gonna be like, uh, hold that thought I'm gonna get my car Uh, as a doggo, do you still not like beards and why? I don't really like beards in terms of like, uh Sexual attractiveness like they look fine just for a in a handsome aspect, but I don't think they're sexy Um part of it has to do with like smooching and stuff Don't like that on my face, you know touching my face things of that nature. Um I'm just not I guess I'm not into in that regard like Harry burly men just just on the face especially Other places I'm finding Yeah, I mean I do but I just I don't like beards. I just I don't like the way they Feel on my face and not really the way that they look and a lot of the times Maybe my um, maybe my impression of them would be much more positive if people kept up with their Facial hair a whole lot better consistently, but as we see on youtube all the time It's like people with long hair. They do not maintain their bodies And it looks shit. They don't wash their hair and it looks all greasy and stringy and they don't trim their beard So it looks all nasty and little Theo said course rough irritating it gets everywhere Um There's a clone walls episode where r2 goes to a spa That sounds better than the sequel trilogy to say and yeah, I'd rather watch r2 and a spa than Watch luke get fucking murders Uh, female robots give him a massage. It's so weird All right, that's interesting Uh chat, please press f in chat for our furah. I miss him that fake Farah Kick v is from warski's channel when sargon and sticks debated richard spencer. It's funny without richard spencer They may not be a kick j meme There you go j you kick j me came from richard spencer Uh, john alice bush bush said f i think that's furah In the super chat uh wanted to give you guys some money tisms for all the swag daddy you provided me I've been studying for chemistry for a chemistry exam all day and efab helps all right stuff Hope we're not too distracting because I know chemistry can be rather complicated With all them compounds and those things and periodic tables number magics and math and math mad eggs mathematics Rags like some feminine No, not necessarily at all. Just not beards that much like I I don't mind some short well trimmed Groomed facial hair at all. I don't mind that um, but like beards Not a not a fan. I I they can be very handsome, but I don't find them sexually Ra drank my gay cream and then died of AIDS rip sad face Damn, that's ironic Give money make long high wags And that does it for super chats Moving over to extreme labels Let me see. What was the last thing we read on this one? Storm Lovers Um, I don't remember I should really make an it's really confusing because they can be submitted whenever Super chats have to be submitted while we're live. I guess so I can tell where we left off Oh, welcome to you. Yeah, let's go to be somewhere we haven't read yet Oh, there we go. Okay. I think this is I'm the newest a rags mohler and guests the next time sargon is in you should Absortismally review the red letter media's Uh Review of starship troopers. Holy fuck the fucking tisms. Oh my oh my god a gov That'll give you a choice to serve or not. What fascists Yeah, again, I I mean it would be cool to have that conversation with them I would like to just ask them a couple questions about how it all works and see how they Feel that we went over it with that stream like people were like that's clearly what uh, His intention was as a director and writer and it's like but that's not what's presented in the film Like he kind of screwed that up With like there's a lot of elements to it that are not very fascistic. Um In fact, didn't we like come down to saying it's like I'd be curious if there were any, um, I would I on I really like to actually live in that system. I think it'd be very good I think it would seems to be like it works really well. Uh seems very Fair for everybody. I I like it a lot. Only good bug is a dead bug Yeah, but that's just like our world too. Yeah, we don't like cockroaches They're the worst and except when we manipulate it so that they can out do another problem You know like when you got an infestation of something and you're like, oh if you release these things It'll count them all and it's like sometimes bugs can be used that way, right? Bugs are cool. Sometimes maybe I read a thing on twitter about how they're trying to synthesize like dream from bugs now instead of from dairy or something Maybe bugs have the answer to our future and we become the bugs from stash of troopers. How about that? Hmm also ER submitted his own meme Would you like to to pull that up ranks? All right, well, I I see it. I see it, but I have I I don't know I you've seen it moller I've seen it People are outraged because you haven't seen all of it in totality. I see all of it So, yeah, I see every single episode even though the the stuff I've seen is fucking abysmal I gotta see all the episodes before I can say it's bad You really just want to you want to wind up chat today, don't you? I don't know I I don't fucking care, but I Like I think that people need to understand someone else's opinion on anime means so little to me I don't even think I can put into words how little I think about your anime opinions They said it's not anime though rags. So now you've really done it. It is it is absolutely anime. How is it not? I don't know. I don't know what qualifies anime I don't know. I don't know how it works like because I know that I remember from er's video He like has to clarify whether or not it's counted as anime because Is it does it have to be created in a particular place slash animated in particular? I don't fucking I don't really care. Like I'm just like, I don't know if it's categorized that way or not Just tell me if it is or not. I don't care Like I don't have I'm not on any team for that one. That's not something we should probably care about I just uh, it's just funny because people get upset whether or not you consider it an anime. It's like, I don't know. Is it Apparently there's a big debate about that. Theo just tell me the answer. Is it yes or no? It's like straight shooting an after yeah, I've seen terrible things I can't believe I have seen terrible terrible things. I am shocked that based on what I've seen people like it Maybe there is incredible golden perfection hidden away and I haven't seen it yet Sure, I can believe that maybe but it must be pretty fucking good to outweigh the horrible tisms. I've seen Maybe I'm just holding it to the same standard that I would hold everything else Apparently it's not anime. Okay fine fine. It's not anime. What do you mean? It's not and of course it is Well, well, how would you define anime then versus a cartoon? Well, that's a stat. Well a versus a cartoon It's a specific cartoon based on the style and the mannerism The tropes that are included in it. It's like a genre in a way. It's like how you would define a genre I guess I'm not sure how I would define it. I just assume it has to I think people usually define it But it has to come from a particular area of the planet I don't know man. I'm not that invested in this. That's why I don't really I just want to make sure I'm getting it Right. So it's apparently you're not supposed to call it an ad-abay Do people are people okay with me calling it a cartoon then or no, I don't know They'll be like, no, it's not a cartoon. Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna piss someone off. I call it a cartoon It's like cartoon. Would you rather us call it anime or a cartoon? Specifically a a a movie about airbenders meant for children a cartoon about fantasy element wizards Design for children. How about that? Is that going to rile up chat even more? I just want to press their buttons now. Oh, you've you've been pressing them. You go You've seen five second clips. Therefore the show is garbage. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah five. That's what we watched smaller We watched five second clips That's what we watched. Yep. Mm-hmm. They were all just five second clips. Mm-hmm You know what the the the stupid Centipede buffalo is dumb and the flying monkey is dumb and all of the it's in it's uh stupid and there So the next one says I want to use teal deer's urethra like a silly straw Oh my goodness gracious. Welcome teal deer and welcome back critical drinker I watched event horizon based on your recommendation and wanted to thank you Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's good stuff Uh also high rags and moobles. Hello. Hello Uh someone needs to make an edit of moorla as michael scott from the office reacting to the batwammon train scene No, god. No batwammon train scene Like they're not even trying to have us believe it. That was one of those like realities big broken right now stop Reality's pulling apart. No Uh Also, when they referenced mr. Robot in the episode, I almost had an aneurysm. They are not worthy to even speak its dabe. Hi rag Hello Uh if emergence aka metamorphosis aka 177013 was a movie made by some european director in black and white debuted at can It would be hailed as a masterpiece of tragic storytelling and the perils girls face in our society sig the massive debate Hey, uh, I don't know what to do with that Yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen that So, I mean, I'm I'm absolutely Ready to believe that indie films and you know smaller stuff that people don't know about can you You wonder if this was shown to a big audience if it just had the screen space and a lot of You know big blockbusters had, you know, would they be huge? cultural phenomenons and I think a lot of them would But Uh What would you guys think of a count dooku prequel film? But good with him training a young kwaigon showing his grow growing discontent with the republic's methods His relationship with palpatine and eventually turning into darth tiranis prior to episode one iraqs Hello, I'd be up for that if it was good. I'm up for any star wars content if it's good. That's the problem It's like Could you could you watch? Movie all be bad like do you think like a jaja movie could be good if This is what we get. Yeah, what are they gonna do ruin jar jar's character? No But it probably won't I don't think It would be certainly more difficult If pride find a way they'd be the only people who could manage to destroy jar jar's character It would be legitimate jar jar fans upset like That is not what jar jar would do Uh more ammo for mando debate part two you probably noted this but just to be sure Episode seven i g 88 is left to defend the ship and does nothing to help Uh quill quill. I can't remember what his actual name is spelt k u l i l We k u l i l sorry k u i i l quill quill quill Quill ill Right outside the door episode eight. I g 88 catches up to the scout troopers on foot to save baby yoda shake my head Yeah, I don't know. Well, there's many things that's uh kind of Yeah, it's a bit The ship how do you get back so quick? It's kind of a lot of questions a lot of questions A lot of questions. Hail all my resonance mongers of the homoerotic fandom big idioms. Oh my god Hello, have all of you seen uh henry cavill's Okay, bill's uh comments on the toxic fandom. He's one of us Yeah, man, just from one of his interviews with a witcher. Yeah, he's a cool dude. He seems like a really cool guy He he could have joined the he did it could have done the cool elite thing and just dunked on fans, but he didn't And I really do appreciate him doing that. That's a very nice thing to see from somebody He's very down to earth very very approachable Example of restrictions helping creativity. The best written time travel films are low budget primus 7 000 coherence 50 g Time crimes 2.6 million predestination 9 million Triangle 12 million. I remember triangle Uh, when you can't splish on cgi and period sets the writing becomes more important Um, correct. Oh wait, is this person saying triangle was good? Because uh, funnily enough, I watched phallus review triangle and he kind of ripped it apart triangle makes no sense Um, but it was a fun movie if I remember correctly. Um in terms of a time travelism Surviving being cut in half isn't even an argument because that is a disney retcon as much as palp's living is Oh, yeah, I guess wait. Is it though? I thought that they had dothmore survive before disney bought star wars That's not necessarily I want to say yes But he's really surprising clone one. Yeah, either way disney's made it official and plus even if it wasn't like Like one of these things is clearly first off one of them is possible to survive So that's all you need Paperization compared to having your bottom half cut off. It's like very different Lol, I read some shitty fanfictions about huck's ending up pregnant with kyla's love child And even those did a better job of portraying them in a consistent and fitting batter. That's how bad cat it is Fair enough Uh, what the fuck is he talking about vader being luke's father was literally a goddamn retcon I I think he was trying to say that we've Oh, there was a retcon um What did it it was a retcon in the sense that they didn't intend it until they got to empire? But as long as it doesn't fuck with anything Yeah, it didn't contradict previously established information Except the line from obi one being the Your father is you know, what a dead and stuff But I still think that lines up completely that obi one would consider Anakin dead and the vaders all that's left Yeah And if you think that that's a problem then the whole Been being one person and kylo being the other person or that then that flies out the window too so you can't have One but not the other if you follow under that category Uh, watch knives out last night. The political commentary was hilarious. Not too heavy-handed felt like the grandson should have defended himself against the Alt-right troll thing by saying listen tlj was not that great. Okay If tlj exists in this universe, we are gonna check that out soon. I think that that is that is something we want to do Uh rags butter my biscuit until it crumbles and we have a tummy nut together Mmm, tummy nut I like that tummy nut I'm one of those people love the ot so much. There are groups dedicated to Despecializing those movies and turning the originals into hd. Yep. They're the visions I use in my videos the despecialized ones People really don't like The meddling, you know Roof in it because some of the changes are totally fine. Some of the changes are just like, what were you? Why? Damn just woke up and missed the whole stream Well, you know, you got a little bit left. You got a little bit left Roof hang on there. Roof in peace raw Yeah, I guess so Roofing in heaven Hey rags and mohler. Hello. Hello as a senior citizen 49 What is tfa and to find what is tfa? That is the force awakens Um and to find tism like I said earlier tism Is a tism's like the word smurf Is it Yeah Oh, shit from the act. I thought you meant like how we use smurf. I was like, we don't really No, it's like how smurf sees the word smurf. Yeah It's just kind of whatever it needs to be. Yep. The tism is the most flexible word in the english language. Well From the efap dictionary. Anyway Um Thanks, uh go watch legends of the galactic heroes I have no idea what that is Legends of the galactic heroes probably some shitty anime. It's an anime avatar With its flying buffalo. Oh my goodness. You're upsetting the chat again. Look at them. That's all right. I don't care In behovans federation you need military service in order to get a license to have babies if you have a non-military family You have no descendants That's true. Don't recall that ever That was one of the things we were asking in the stream, right? That's not the hind line universe. Is that here? Right, but if we're going because riko's parents Weren't in the military and they had him and they were like rich high-class citizens I'd have to watch it again But I remember us talking about this in the stream and I think people concluded that They said service guarantees citizenship, but it wasn't clear exactly the many ways you could Acquire citizenship from the movie. It doesn't explain but in hind line's book. It's there. There's civil versions of it It's not just military service By rags you're done for oh no Nope All animation. I'm a very resilient dog out All animation is anime spongebob is anime Spongebob is anime. I mean if that's an anime so Yeah, there you go This one just says rags wrong Uh, that is not correct. Uh rags is correct Check my meme in efap podcast talk quick Is this probably podcast talk quick There's probably a lot there. How do we know which one's yours? Let's see Who said who what's the name of the person who said that? Uh creamy sheave creamy sheave Uh, let's see He only posted for you Oh I agree that's perfectly balanced because the last meme was about how you were wrong Here we go. Well the meme about me being wrong is wrong So how about that? How about you take that to the bank and smoke it? Um I can't take rags opinion 100 because he said he's only seen clips. Mola has way more credit bill cred credit table All right No, no, no, no, let's let's leave it there. Let's leave it there. All right. So moller tell me about avatar Well, I was gonna finish the super chat it says because I know he's been watching it with wolf Oh We could we well, we can't bring wolf in but wolf would agree with that. You'll have to trust us that wolf agrees with us on Listen, okay. Listen, right? I know y'all ain't ready for our fucking anime ass opinions on your cartoon your chinese cartoon I heard that was the most triggering thing chinese cartoon That said call of chinese cartoons. It's really triggering. So we We can golly wait rags. I'll we'll we'll once we finish up all the super chats. We're very close. We will leave them with a bombshell, okay It'll be the it'll be the talk of the town until the next e-fap. That'll that'll be what happens Everyone's like oh, I won't trust rags on it I'll trust moller even though their opinions pretty much line up pretty much all the time because they use the same methodology to Determine objective quality and things. Oh for some reason it'll control the ball or better Oh, oh if you thought if you thought he would save you if you thought that you could go to him and be like No, no, what what rags is saying? It's not true, right moller. It's it's just a joke. He doesn't really mean it, right? I can I can sit down. Oh Oh sweet Sweet summer child. Oh, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no. There's literally there's only like ready There's only like nine left. I'll get through them and we'll just give them a quick update on the works coming Then and then we'll just give Just a little bit of a little bit of info just to let just to clarify. All right, so I want to I want to wrestle some jimmies Uh, it's okay rags. I stand with your take on avatar the anime and your decision to save the people's republic of texas kick er There you go Two w's for me Um Do you need to cover venom's lord the rings film rings? Need to cover venom's lord of the rings films video I think is that the one they mentioned earlier? Uh, I watched the first 10 minutes. It's really bad says there's no good characters of poor right. So you go home. My god The lord of the rings poor writing for lord you've better had you better have some arguments ready strong ass references to the poor writing Um thoughts on hayden ghost at the end of episode six I don't know. It's just I can't make any like criticism from Like consistency. It seems to me that the ghosts just look the way that Can we say the ghosts look the way they want to I don't know I don't know or is it are they asking if it's Something we like just the ghost Being there like like visual ghosts. Well, you know that he's there in spirit Let's answer this to the both questions. I think this would be asking so first being Do you personally like the fact that they updated episode six to have hayden christianson's ghost there instead of the original version of beta? Uh, no. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that does it have any Like fuck ups in terms of consistency upon The I the laws of force ghosts and stuff would be like, I guess not. I don't know I don't really know if it lets you come back as whatever you want to Then I don't know why his obi one been man this whole time. I know the meta answer but Yeah What why wouldn't it be elin McGregor? Why wouldn't it be handsome strapping? Him yeah, I mean, yeah, I just I don't like that they switched it I don't think they needed to at all. I don't know why he did that but lucas wicks In mysterious ways We can do it like any change is good no matter what it is All my changes are improvements clearly Mola, have you seen belated medias? What if the prequels were good trilogy? Uh, I believe I did when they came out. That's that came out a while ago Uh He comes off a bit pretentious and I don't agree with everything he says But I think it's a good vehicle to discuss the good and bad of the prequels Uh for a more low-key e-fap like 75 Uh, well, I mean we'll probably be able to talk about the prequels soon enough in the future when we cover the cosmonaut video, but um That's not too far away. Yeah But the the belated media one like he just he comes up with like he tries to alter the prequels to make the story a bit All fleshed out. I think character wise and stuff. I I'd have to watch these videos again, but I remember thinking they were neat in terms of ideas Uh, I like it, but I still think rags is funny. Ha ha ooo Ha ha ooo Christ I'm late and I thought rags was talking about the movie avatar not avatar the last airbender That's the greatest cartoon ever made you fuck. Why? Oh, oh no No, no, no Me thinks you are not you not being objective What is your aversion towards animation? I mean you love the marvel movies and those are cartoons with live-action segments sprinkled in I don't have a fucking aversion towards animation I guess because The whole does he think that what I say anime? I mean all animated things Uh, if spinge boss an anime then is sponge knob A hentai sponge knob sponge boss and sponge sponge knob Um, I like rags, but this ain't it chief Damn, rags is just getting annihilated. Oh, it is. Oh, it is I never said mohler would save it, but at least he can give us direct references for why he doesn't like it instead of spinging just to trigger people We should shall we get some because I've just been triggering people I got two I got two left. Okay, so yeah, if I remember correctly, texas doesn't have constitutional carry so they can get f worded law Is that true what no way I think that's open carry state um Yeah, as of 2016 holders of a texas concealed handgun license or LTC, which I'm not actually sure what that is are able to openly carry handguns in the same places that allow concealed carry with some exceptions uh shoulder belt hose holster Existing concealed handgun license so you can carry with a valid license um Let's see Concealed carry without a license in the case of disaster evacuations after natural disasters and stuff. Apparently you can carry without a license Yeah, I had to look at some stuff Here, but I think they're pretty they got some of the better gun laws. Um Criminal offensive I wonder if they let you carry I wonder if there's like a sword New law to allow open carry of swords and machetes in texas. Hell. Yeah. Now you can carry swords. Absolutely. What an amazing That's some fucking amazing. You should always should be allowed to carry around a sword daggers spears and machetes Oh nice You tell them rags I guess that's in reference to avatar. I don't know I don't know Just tuning in and decided to start from the beginning. So I gotta say what the fuck rags who keeps the phone in their back pocket I don't know. I think it's just uh I I'm not sure sometimes. I just do it and sometimes I don't but I usually do Let's keep him about pocket. I don't know. I just some I do. I don't normally think about Where it is. Sometimes I'll put it in my front pocket though Uh More any thoughts on alternating which is read out first, uh, the super chats or the stream labs, maybe even Uh, number e-faps super chats first and odd stream labs are first that way there's less Stream labs. So only the end super chats would get missed versus missing all of stream labs sometimes. Love y'all Oh, we well the only times that things are getting missed was when we had the overflow We should be all right now For a while and like I said, it's just more pragmatic for me to do super chats first because that's where the majority of messages come in um I just like I just think this the best method. That's all uh Because this seems to be from what I can tell five accounts that come through stream labs, um versus What we're looking at like You know potential like it's in the many many hundreds that come in through It's done a lot quicker I mean there's there's there's the idea is that it all gets done in blocks So instead of like mixing them in or I mean, I could try doing them first But then if any more come in do I do them as they come in or do I do them after super chats at that point? I don't imagine you'd get many as you did them Either way. Oh, well, I've been so since we I started reading out the uh stream labs ones We've got one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen additional to do now Oh my goodness the stream labs ones. Yeah, I assume that when you start to read out the ones that people have sent in They'll be like, ah, so if I send them now, they'll probably be read faster You know, so maybe that encourages them to send more in Uh, either in either case. It's just like I don't know The most efficient way of doing it is all I'm looking for really um But yeah, like I said, there's no way to do it perfectly. I think it's it's uh anything would just be nice if they could all just come into the same Big thing, but uh, either way, we're gonna be able to get through all of them, right? How far are we going right pilot come? My god, I'm we are it's a nine and a half hours. I don't think we would have been able to do another video on top of uh No, man, that's the thing he's taken up a lot of uh Rags quick make another avatar take for more super chats um The combat is really shit. Oh my god Yeah, the fights are terrible too If you like that because of the the you think the fights are cool Then look you can't criticize The throne room fight from the last Jedi and then say that the fights from avatar are good because if you do then you're being inconsistent You should be ashamed of yourself. Thank god. You are gonna make some enemies today That's all right. I just want to I want to make people angry and upset Uh, I know you said you didn't want to Uh streamlabs people feeling shafted So I thought that might be a solution since I know going back and forth based on delivery time would be autism I love you all either way. I just thought I would give the suggestion high rags Hello, I think we'll be fine as long as I get to all of them in each stream going forward The the overflow is probably not gonna happen again. Hopefully as long as I think we just need to make sure we stop content between As in video content between five and six hours around there We should be able to get through all superchats at that point That before the cap kicks in star wars episode 10 the new order reigns They have conquered the galaxy with 80s british synth pop All right, um There's a video on marvel entertainment's youtube channel called captain marvel tldr It's 234 long and it features the guardians of the galaxy and star lords new dad Jason or j dash sun Plus aliens are mining vibranium the fuck you guys need to watch it on stream What what is that captain marvel's tldr? star lords new evil dad jason I have no idea what that is Star lords new evil dad jason I mean it will else the evilest of dad names I will have a look at what that's possibly referring to um Uh after stream probably Now the reason warcraft 3 to us thing is so bad is a you wave the moral rights to your own custom creation Meaning blizzard doesn't even mention you and b they own and make 100 of any revenue a small percent split with credit would be totally reasonable There you go. I mean there's a reason why everyone's pissed at it, right? Lots of reasons I imagine actually Including rags. I work at an electronics repair store and because of corona virus halting shipments We are rapidly losing business because we cannot get parts for in for repairs and reports have told us We may be waiting until april the new consoles may even be delayed Yeah, the corona virus could be uh Caused some issues for a little bit Well, I remember uh seeing a thread talking about how certain islands shouldn't they be locking up by now? And someone was saying like you don't understand locking out like The world from your island has like drastic economic results that It's almost worthwhile to risk corona virus even getting like a guaranteed infection if you can just remain open and maintain your part in you know Global trade. It's really fascinating how much Everything gets affected when something like this happens um More I rewatched Jurassic park over christmas for the first time in many years and I found a lot of the characters Were consistently retarded in order for the plot to happen I was getting big my client is insane vibes. Am I objectively wrong tisms? I just give me references. I suppose you could be right I want to remember most people are uh, unless you're talking about like for example the guy who runs to the toilet To hide from the t-rex like the not the smartest decision ever Um, there's there's a couple things that rely on people being a little bit idiotic I will I will happily concede that but I guess he thought he'd be safe if he hid in a Place. I don't know what the reference might be Um, I have a mental picture of two star destroyers passing each other The first ship is full of old uptight prunes of the empire The second star destroyer is upside down with all the young officers and they're looking at the window dabbing as they pass by And high rags Hello Hashtag not all Slytherins. They aren't bad traits are ambitious shrewd cunning strong leaders and achievement oriented Merlin was a Slytherin in universe sad when a whole group is made to look bad by one terrible person like the Nazis with Movie Bulbert Um, yeah, no rags did read out the traits eventually Um, I was I was like memeing that they're the evil people Hi rags Hello Enjoy a rooster in your donkey cat. Also. Give me the secret to your power also have cool dollar numbers also high rags Hello Uh The secrets are my powers. I can't tell you the secret to my powers Yeah And some origins that should not have been forgotten were lost history became legend legend became myth and for two and a half thousand faps the memes passed out of all knowledge That is the fate of e-fap memes eventually Hi rags Hello Enjoy this is literally the same one enjoy rooster in your doggy cat also give you the secret to your power Also have cool dollar numbers also high rags. Why though? Hello Yay Uh, would you rather one you can fly but you can make You can fly but you make a really loud mosquito buzzing sound or two You can run at super speed, but perception is that everything is frozen and you are jogging around at a normal pace Well, what's the downside of the second one? I guess the I don't really think that is a downside because like yeah, because how would I be able to conceive of moving super fast anyway Would not give me a splitting headache Well, if you were able to move around super fast, I and I assume without any ill effect Of course to to the perception Like you can't be you can't move super fast, but Be moving at normal speed while everything's frozen Like you would have to freeze the perception of the people around you for that to make sense, but that's not really how it works Like you would be super quick to normal people they wouldn't all of a sudden have everything super slow except for you Uh, is that what they're trying to say the That there when you move super quick Everything else around you perceives things extremely slowly and you're the only person moving at normal speed um I guess at that point it's almost time travel I mean that's essentially it's if it's it's just a matter of perception to them because no extra time actually passes It just says that the perception of other people essentially changes and flying would be cool that mosquito loud buzzing sound probably wouldn't be though Be quite annoying. I mean especially if you're flying far away from people, you know You wouldn't be able to peak anyway, would you I I think I'd go number two myself number two Yeah, I'd say so because I guess it implies that Does it mean that you have really? Really super fast like reflexes too if you could super speed run Because I would like to have that I could use that every day. Yeah Let's go with that. Why not Then you're flying would be cool. I don't know Um Can you give me a video essay checklist? I need to tick Um, you can actually find the bingo card. I think that someone made on the efab.me website If that's what you're referring to But if you if you need a video essay checklist, just you know all of the standard stuff like Appeal to themes whenever something doesn't make sense call in some kind of historic figure And reference a quote from them that in some way Connects to the larger point you're trying to make. Um Have random clips that don't necessarily have anything to do with what you're saying Have uh visuals that contradict what you're saying Uh, make sure you screw up references You know all these sorts of things like I said there's a lot of them in that uh, there's two all the wrong things Uh put sponge knob and rag smug smiling in the thumbnail I mean it's a possibility That's how I feel Raghu will you tell the plebs how the simpsons is the greatest anime of our generation? The simpsons is the greatest anime of our generation. It tells the story of Different characters and their motivations and how they do the things that they do despite their shortcomings and how people Use their traits and their ingenuity to overcome problems and how community can resolve its issues It has a very bright vibrant art style and the jokes that are are are all a super super duper funny sauce And um, I mean really what do you need after that? What do you need after that? Just writing is just boom It's on point The characters are so great so lovable despite all their flaws so well written Um, also does Mola have merch? I am hoping to get it together. I'm still getting it together It's taking a while to get all the designs. I'm looking for um, perhaps in the future Uh Give me give me some months. Maybe one maybe more Uh This is creamy. She's saying rags is right He's already I am right. I am right er versus rags dawn of tisms Uh, I high rags goes on muzzle On rags goes on muzzle Um, ah, so you're deliberately being prickly about this Not me I I I see people getting very angry about it and it is me it's it it fills my life force meter um Lol last jedi r.o.s and batwoman have really taken a toll on rags mental state I mean they make uh, you really pissed people like That's the no chase was right people fucking good. They get so attached about their stupid chinese cartoons It's fun to rile them up Especially when I could just go and pull up these clips and be like see this This is fucking dog shit. And if you ignore it, you're being inconsistent Yeah, the all right You could always call avatar weeb garbage It's just a flu, bro Rags what's your primary complaint about avatar the last airbender or at least a main point Uh, the fighting that I've seen has been really really bad powers have been extremely inconsistent to the point where how they use their powers is Is inconsistent so that a plot can occur so that events can happen that wouldn't otherwise happen If they're power that they're actually consistent with what their powers could do. I think the writing's terrible Uh, this then I don't like a lot of anime tropes It's not really not a fan. I don't think it's a very good show based on what I've seen Maybe the super masterful stuff one day. I will witness but Oh as it stands really not impressed. Do not see what people see Long man quick throw rags off appa No No, uh, no, you constantly tell us to use references and examples and then where are yours rags? Give us examples instead of being reductive with no evidence. You're coming across as spiggy. I know you can do better My examples you can't handle my exam They would blow your mind every single one of the many I have Uh, why is willow bad asking for a friend? That would be I haven't actually seen willow From memory. It's just I fucking I'd have to rewatch. It's been too long now. I think it's been like a year Yeah, um What year what year is it like 90? Yeah, I want to say 90s. Let me give it a checkeroo Will because I have not seen it because I've heard everything from it's bad to it's good to it's a timeless classic 1988 1988 Ron Howard box office was 110 million was that a flop? Let's see Willow box office, I guess I can go to reception Or whatever on the wikipedia page the box office um It was it was not the blockbuster hit insiders had anticipated it was not however a financial flop either It made a profit because of strong international home video and television sales So it didn't lose money. There you go Which is more than many things could say Yeah, uh, I I'm just not a good source for why I think we talked about it on past e-fabs When I I would have been able to remember more of it, but at this point It's I really can't even think of what my issues were with anymore the It's failed to remain in my brain Was that sorry Do you not like little people? Does it have a suspicious amount of midgets in it? There's a suspicious amount of women in it, but there's just a amount of women at midgets Yeah, female midgets. That's the big that's the big no Uh rags, please cite the bad fight you're talking about The bad citations you can't handle them. I told you you can't you can't handle it I've seen you people so far in this chat. I've seen people in the discord You can't handle it You see just just the idea that it's bad is blowing so many people's minds If I were to prove it with my examples and to point it out and to make them watch this stuff I'm afraid I'm afraid for what they might do And I don't want anyone to get banned from youtube I don't want anyone to get banned from discord and I don't want to be held liable for what happens When weaves find out that their chinese cartoon isn't really that good um The amount of people don't know rags is at the wind up Wind up wind up. Yeah, sorry, um wind up sponge sponge knob This is a sponge job Uh wind up by not giving references is a bit concerning Oh my god king of the hill is the best slice of animu life The king of the hill is the only good anime That's some good quality american anime right there Classic country values Maybe anime should be a banned efab topic Maybe I I would I mean if we decide if we decided that we would stop About bad things then we can talk about star wars or batwoman. You can talk about any of that stuff So I say I'm fine with it Uh Rags no more chase. He's turned you to the dark No, I hate anime I think you might have us confused. I I don't like anime. I don't like chinese cartoons That's what that's what chat said to column because it's chinese The corona virus animations Uh rags you do in fine chase was an actual idiot Oh my god I rat slaps hand and no that dog is aggressively untrustworthy and baiting super chats Now go get my gun old yellow needs a nap my good I ain't I ain't baiting nothing. I have no idea why anyone Just that or insinuate that I'm so much in earnest Uh clarification everyone sees you zip past but for you you are jogging along and it's boring. Sorry if that was confusing fun So I just so I run at normal speed for me like my perception is that I run normal This is kind of what I mean Your power at that point goes down around me your power at that point wouldn't be that you're running fast It would be that time slows down whenever you decide you want it to It would essentially be like time slows down around you but like momentum and inertia would be You know a certain way and you would get used to that so If that's the case that's actually even better Which because that means that you're able your ability to perceive and react to things is super quick So think of like how good you'd be at video games and stuff like you'd be unstoppable Your reaction time and the the amount of time your windows to do things would be just crazy Yeah, you'd probably be able to get a career going out of that pretty quickly probably be Like almost legit unstoppable Like you would pretty much never miss a shot because everything in the game would be moved so much slower And you have so much more time to react to it and think about things it'd be you'd be unstoppable Uh Fun super speed is your reflexes and perceptions sped up so you feel like you're zooming without losing ability to process info Yeah, I still out of those two choices would probably go with the um The speed one the speed one I would if anything that explanation makes it better For reasons I just highlight it Having never seen avatar. This is highly entertaining also high rags also Mola, have you seen the wind in the willows 1995 movie when you were younger? What did you think? Let me have a look sounds familiar Sounds familiar to me too. I don't think I've ever seen it though The wind In the willows I feel like I have seen that But like when I was a kid and I just don't remember a lot from it Oh, is that the ones with the uh, I know with I I've heard of this. I never saw the movie um I I know of this Yeah, all right. Yeah, uh, I don't remember anything about it to be able to comment unfortunately, but yeah Uh This is unfair and thermo of Mara feist animal mole rat toad and badger Clear answer is super speed with frozen time. That's just flashes powers But if you're going that fast taking a step would obliterate the ground Yeah, speed speed is a bit Yeah, speed's crazy. You gotta have special rules for that because the super speed is That's kind of OP Hey rags, does it jiggle? Oh, it jiggles it jiggles and when I clap it They just clap them. They just go bling bling bling. You can hear them It's my superpower. Mm-hmm They wiggle they jiggle got a mess like fire. I won't fall for rags bait by super chat. Oh wait I got oh no No, so close Only you could have stopped yourself in time Rag explain to greg why he's gay and that's bad To greg why he's gay who's greg? I don't know who's greg we talk about like I don't know who's who's a greg uh onision's called greg, right? Yeah, and um armored skeptic is right. Oh, that's another great. They're both gay. There you go They're both both gay both of them both of them. They're gay. They're not even like vicarious. No, they're full blown gay full blown gay So Flight of the dragons is the best isekai anime or flight of light of the dragons light of dragons Flight of dragons that that looks terrible Let's see flight of the are you sure not the flight of dragons and 1982 fantasy adventure too? It just says flight of dragons, but it could be that Oh, if it is maybe it looks. Oh my gosh. I want to show you the cover of this. It's insane It's just like so oh my goodness my god Oh my god Reminds me of the uh the zelda cd thing Well, suck. What is that like is like a cd game for zelda that always gets memed this reminds me of it Yeah, I know I know what you're talking about does remind me of that. It does seem to have like a similar sort of Look style to it Well, this is 1982 when was the zelda zelda cd movie rom the cd rom that was 19 oh cdi. That's what it was. Yeah cdi zelda cdi 1993 so they weren't like blonde of ganalon is what it was huh They're about five years apart, so It's not unreasonable, but they kind of have the same that same really simple old school dnd kind of high fantasy look to them Uh Is greg's supposed to be alfred? That's a good question Ever seen sort of the stranger? It's amazing. I have seen sort of the stranger. It was All right. Oh my god. I don't know really tropey. It was fine. I but I have seen sort of stranger It was fine Rags, I love that you say belch when you belch. I do something similar start as a bad joke now I say why it's when I beep without thinking Why it why it all right why it? But why it why why why that like it's pretty odd why I say belch when I belch it's just crazy You that why it do you just What do you say when you sneeze like? I don't know So many options I don't know Oh, I will say that the I like the music for sort of stranger Carplot carplot against palpatine. I am all the portions I am all the portions I am uncoupled. Yeah I am all you get a quarter portion because I am all the portions More says greg you're gay because your parents are divorced Greg you're gay. Oh, is this like a person trying to get us to say this to their friend or something Greg you're gay because your parents are divorced. I feel bad if that's true Gay greg your parents divorced because they found out about your gayness Our marriage cannot handle your homosexual tendencies I can't believe it if only our son was straight this marriage would have worked out But it cannot be it cannot be More salt in this chat than there was on crate Jesus Christ, it tastes so So good man tastes like just a big jug of mixed nuts He's reaching there. You know, just Um When you were dead, but your son banged the girl who killed the guy who defeated the dothraki on an open field Bobby B. I see this as an absolute win Yeah, I think he'd be laughing in the game of thrones heaven at all the shit that happened throughout that show He'd just be like, well, at least I got to go out as a good character Um, and that's it So I was just gonna say to to wrap up that, um, I'm currently working on tfa part three. It's huge It's taking a while High editing tisms lots of references It's it's harder to make than any rage videos because it's got Like shit tons of different movie references part of why i'm trying to like if i'm talking about I don't know how throwaway lines work or What the purpose of adr is And how we notice when it's fucking up or what it can tell us about a a scene And then obviously getting like audio commentary references documentary references. I've got all of it in my notes It's just hard to get all of the quick clips So it's going to take some time I really wanted to get it out before april fools because the last thing I want to do is like have people think that all I'm doing is making me videos even though the two videos on april fools will be well edited. I promise you Um Or at least as well as my standards reach as well as dash bullshit Standards as well He's much better at seven i um the but i'm not sure i'll be able to finish it before this month ends But by the time we hit april first tfa part three will be very much closer to completion I suppose is the um the worst case scenario But um, you know, i'm gonna try and get it done by then i'd i'd hope to And uh, yeah, well, have you got anything to um, I don't know Bait in the timeline there rags. What have you got coming up? I guess I don't want to bait because I don't want to promise something's gonna be out and it won't be there But I I'm I want to get videos out soon. They'll be out when they're out is all I I'll I'll say There you go, uh Another streamlabs came in saying my 100th dollory do message. Good night. Good night. Um, of course Thank you all so much for your Kind donations and and uh, just hanging out with us tonight. We had some yeah, thanks for coming in. Uh, thanks for stopping on by I think it's Videos you got two of them done two not just one not just half of one Thanks to a critical drinker and he'll deal the hanging out. They'll um might even might even have them back again They'll be in the description if you want to check out their channels and I guess there's one more super chat Uh rags poo bait They're already awesome. Okay, um, I'm gonna so I said like I'm gonna give the the quote unquote What someone someone's saying uh, what I see rags. I'm sorry, but saying belch when you burp is not a Unless you force it. All right, so tautologically examine that sentence structure, but I want you to understand that I legitimately do it without even thinking because I've done it for so long already And because it's what my dad would do all the time I don't I don't think about it when I do it Sometimes I will know that I'm gonna do it, but I'll fucking do it anyway, but most of the time I just do it I just do it Because I'm I'm I'm super cool and fun and I have the right opinion on all Chinese cartoons Good baits tonight rags I have no idea what you're talking about all everything. I've said is totally real and true and complete total earnest So right, so I'm gonna I'm gonna cut off the stream after I give this this bombshell. Okay I'm really gonna say it and then I'm gonna hit end stream because holy We won't be able to have them we can't have them dealing with this while we're live They need to be able to absorb it. Okay, so oh my okay The deal the deal that me and wolf made was that I was desperate to show him this tizamy goofy show called buffy And when he found out that it would be 12 seasons and that a lot of it is actually considered pretty bad he was like Yeah Not exactly enticed to do that and I was like, yeah, I know That's not the funnest thing ever is it? It's like You don't even know like I even tell the people I'm showing it. You might not like it It's like, why would I like a reference rags? Okay? There's like 22 to 24 episodes in each season They're all 40 minutes long Wow, that's a lot of time to invest That is uh, that is quite a commitment. Someone's making there and all you've got I wonder where the story leads us And what we've got to work with is my word that it's a good tizam at least in part, right? So He was like, okay I'll do it on one condition. I was like, what is this condition? And he was like, you've got to watch all of avatar the last airbender with me because it's oh my goodness He said it was I think at the time his favorite show of all time And that uh, zuko is possibly one of if not the best characters In history of like fiction and he referenced this in his videos Uh, very very positive about those elements Um, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna answer these last two super chats and then tell the second half of this story, all right Because I don't want to miss these but I will get to any I missed next time. I promise As one says I love that you guys are realizing that having a certain degree of super speed basically makes you omnipotent Omnipresent, especially with the speed force protecting you and the environment from physics Yeah, there's a lot of bonuses A lot of bonuses Uh, sorry. Yeah, just okay. So we we watch all of buffy and angel it took ages because that show takes ages And he uh, he loved it wolf did, uh, he didn't like a lot of it obviously, but the parts that he loved he like super loved and It was pretty cool because I got another friend of mine to check it out and enjoy it Which is which is a plus for me. I like to talk about a lot of the um The thematic elements of buffy. How about that? And so I was like, well then sounds like sounds like wolf really really likes this buffy show Well, we even did an encore which was that we looked at a list of the episodes of buffy and angel and we selected our favorites And we decided to watch them over as a sort of like say goodbye to the show because we've just watched it all of the um The cool bits. It was fun. It was good. We got to the end of it and I was like, well wolf Looks like it's time for me to get a link for the both of us to get downloaded in that avatar the last airbender And uh, we did it and we managed to watch all of it within I think two weeks And uh, I'm just gonna hover over that Ed's tree button wolf's perspective on that show Is a little different. I guess I'll I'll say mine first, which is that It's got some issues. I'm gonna I'm gonna talk with some people about them and then maybe We'll have an e-fap where we can discuss some of them naturally wolf's perspective Is that he kind of hates the show now and thinks it's garbage and that zuko Is almost as badly written as kylo ren Goodbye everyone