 Like I just learned that laughs is equivalent to claps. It's like claps is like it's good as a laugh sometimes We's popping some surreal shit. Oh man people clap. It's like it's like in the lab Yeah, I've been experiencing it for the first time. I like this shit some of some of my I've been working on my hour and One of the jokes that's my ending jokes is one of the things that I'm trying to make even funnier So I get laughs, but I get Oz but this joke that I end on right now has been making people stand up And I could be you know, I could be funny in other places and all this stuff, but the way my stuff goes I guess because it's so relatable that it makes people go. Oh, man. That was amazing I'm ready to start the episode right now You feel me? Hey, it's the Cali kickback man. Yes, then me. It's your boy. Louis belt family. We back at it again Yes, then me christen Christina Mack in the building. I'm talking about how you feeling girl. I feel great You feeling good? We got a special guest in the building right now You feel me? I already know what time it is y'all to see there on netflix. Yes, then me She part of the the the legendary and famous family the wangs The what the wings the the wings the wings like chicken wings Just do it sound like I'm putting the in you sound like wings wings big wings Well, y'all y'all legendary wings in the wings Am I saying it right? It's wands Wands. Yeah, you see there you go. Oh the wings brothers And I'm saying wang. Yeah, man. You messed it all that I was saying that too. You were saying it too Damn, this is brothers. How this is what I said y'all young y'all young in these streets. Give it to us again. Give it to us again Wands the way is way Like way here like way why you had to go to the street Yeah I wonder I wonder if everybody do probably mispronounce I know I've been doing that As long as I can remember I thought it was the wanes brothers No, well, I mean, yeah, but there's a whole lot more attached to that it is you said it right though Okay. Yeah, you said it right. It's just some people really spell it differently That's that'd be the biggest thing because it's like, you know, I'll tell people a make sure you follow me Assy Wayne CWA and if I'm not a spelt wanes and they always come out like w a y n e s or wine ins So people know when they had what it's supposed to be but they always spell it wrong Damn, that's crazy. Y'all family so legendary for the people that don't know Um, yeah, we got it. We always got to address that because the name is so that's like having I don't even yeah, my name's christina mackey. By the way Yeah, you always say christina mackey and I know that's a shortcut for you, but let him know my day Okay, you don't like you don't like the shortcut mac I like saying mac you could call me that Oh I gotta say mackey mac. Yeah, you gotta say mackey. I gotta say christina mac. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I could do that But since we was correcting, you know, I figured out No, that's a hey That shit is important. Yeah, it is because Brandon is everything. Yeah. Oh mama's yes Yeah, so I don't know I feel like you got a hell of a story and I know we're gonna have fun in here You know, we're gonna pop shit, you know, I'm seeing me, but I do I have to address You know, I'm saying what where are you placed? In the family of the way ins. Oh man. I'm I'm the third Let's say I'm like the 13th child No, 14th because dwayne dwayne's older me. So we got 10. It's my grandparents 10 kids Uh, and then a bunch of grandkids But I actually grew up with two other Grandkids in that household. Well in the projects. I thought you was the niece I am the niece of more. I thought you meant like what what number am I? Yeah, so yeah, because it's so many Yeah, yeah, my bad. So to to be clarified. Yeah, I'm the niece of them of marlon king and damon shaw Oh, okay. Wow. And do you feel like, uh I feel like you being the niece of that that generation you came after them, of course Yeah, and I hear marlon wings talk about it all the time about like how he felt like he had to like, uh Like prove itself. It worked so hard to be embracing fully accepted as like one of the You know pillars in the family. Yeah, you feel that like do you feel like you got it harder than marlon? I I mean, I let me put it this way. I did before That was a lot of pressure for me before coming in the game and and putting out my career And I think when you start building your audience and and people start rocking with you You just realize like you don't have to be them. You know what I mean? You don't have to be them You know a lot of doors opened up and stuff like that, but I think now I think now I've kind of proven myself enough to not feel that anymore. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you accomplish a lot in the game. I um, I seen an interview like Some years back and you was on comedy hype and you was You was talking about your struggles hate them. They come to the game Wow comedy hype get a lot of negative feedback from the comedians. I don't like Put it this way I was in a dark space when when I did an interview and I feel I the truth is they were so Positive it was almost like teen summit when they first started And then they just got with the how do we How do we uh get into the the almost Zeus network? You know, I mean, how do how do we get shady? And I I they don't really show people in a in a light that I think that they used to So I take it but I don't hate a lot of people But I just feel I feel like they changed and they didn't have to Hmm, I didn't heard that from several comedians. That's crazy that you vocalized a lot of drama. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, that's crazy Yeah, so, you know Christina she's not a comedian. Oh, she an artist. Yeah. Yeah, and um, you sang I do I sing rap engineer Come on now. So she won't really be knowing about a lot of comedy. I don't know. Yeah, but um, I I do pay attention because He's my friend and I like But I think it's I think it's dope and I would love to go to that show on Friday. I know I wasn't invited Yeah, I'm down to laugh always. Yeah. Yeah. So you you've been uh, you've been at it consistently Uh, well respected in this industry. Um, a lot of people might know you from they ready on netflix Oh, that was like a big that was a big, uh, that's a big deal. That was huge Right huge. Yeah, that's that's the way I feel like it's supposed to be done Uh, especially when you at your high point, I never understand why people don't want to take people with them And and not that you gotta help them flourish their entire career But what tiffany did was put 12 people on not only when we did our season I don't know about the second season but with the sixth comedian she had she also went to try to develop a show with us and Just with that You you know, I I love you for life. I I owe you. Yeah, you know, I'm saying that's that's that's loyalty all day right there Yeah, no, that that's it. That she was hella dope. Uh, what's your relationship with tiffany haddish? How did that come about? Oh tiffany and uh, I mean, you know, there was that that circle You know, I came out to la is a few girls that uh used to rock together and you know tiff tiff What's funny about tiffany is um, I used I used to be on set You know, my uncle shows I'm working behind the scenes and stuff and then I can go into the casting So I'll hear about parts that's popping off and I'll be like, yo, you should come down and I'll get you in You know what I mean? And sometimes I'll be going up to the same row But I'll be like come through whoever win win and it we just kind of had this like Ain't no shade, you know, I'm saying whoever gets through the door first Whatever the case can be do it and I remember tiffany did girl strip and we knew it popped off We was in the theater theater full of white people and they stand in novation. I said, ah, she done she done made it And literally she you know, she said the movie came out Well, the movie just came out but it was like, you know, there's differences like you see people on big screens a lot of times And you're like, oh, it's the one and it don't ever be the one Yeah, and then you saw this one. He was like, oh, this this is it and that's exactly what it was But she said like, you know when when I get there, I I got you And then she kept her word kept her word tiffany always gonna keep her word brother She like you or not. She gonna always keep her word Well, I'm a holder to that because she supposed to be coming on the kelly keek bag I told her she we talked about the shit so much. She said I'm coming. I'm coming. Yeah. All right. She'll come That's dope. Yeah, that's really yeah, she did the ice ourselves. You know, I called this. She's like, I'm coming Yeah, we was up there. Oh, yeah Yep, you sure did. Yeah, that's crazy Yeah, what's more important in this in in the industry you feel like is it most important to be as a comedian to be Funny or have good relationships with other comedians Oh, man, I mean You can't tell where we are in 2023. That's self-explanatory. It's the definitely the relationships I don't relationships can keep you out the door Yeah If you don't have the lack of relationships could keep you out the door Absolutely. Like you could be so funny, but nobody fucks with Lou. Yeah. Yeah. So like you can't come Yeah, but what about how how this stuff be like with social media nowadays? Like a lot of people Um are very popular in doing they thing It got their own fan base from online or whatever Yeah, and they might not have the same relationship as you but they might be bigger than you in a sense to people You can only get so far by yourself. Yeah, but but but that's what I think You gotta understand like the legends. There's a lot of people out there celebrity wise who Didn't like all this stuff when it first started and then You know, like you said people build their own fan base. They making their money and at a certain point you gotta you go I gotta accept it. You know, I mean, but people I don't know if you remember when instagram only had 15 seconds But people are arguing like yo, you stealing my stuff with the woot and then you just realize like it Don't matter that the fan base Will come argue with you and you be like, yo, I did this already So at that point I feel like I feel like a lot of celebrities and people who had a voice back then that maybe could have stopped it Made it okay And that just opened up a different a different way. What is it exactly? Well, I'm making it okay to not be funny to You know to be um Yeah, just be hacky all those things and i'm saying that because now they're in videos with these people and they Doing this stuff, but it's not funny. It's not I say that all the time You can't but I will never hate on somebody making money. There's people that's millionaires now right now off of that and I think It depends on what you want There's different levels to this game when you get in it Which is how famous do you want to be because that's gonna cause a lot of sacrifice And I'm not just talking about family and stuff like that. You're gonna see a whole different world You're gonna have to abide by rules But that's a whole different level of when I hear people go. I want to be famous famous That's different from like I want to be great. I want to be because you can still be famous You could you could be an independent artist and have uh, a huge fan base and making money But be authentically yourself. You know what I mean? So so It's just different levels to it. Yeah I was gonna say can I ask you what's your destination like where where do you If if everything went your way and it will If you allow it, what is your destination? Oh, I want to be great. I want I want to be considered, you know I love creating I will be I will yeah, I will be thank you for that I just finished this gratitude book too But I will I will be great and I will be Creating I I'm one of those people I like to think of myself like if I could follow anybody's footsteps So it'd be my uncle Kenan or Robert Townsend because I think they you know build something But they also was able to envision and see talent and and that's even greater like Imagine if the network just had the ability to choose The comedians and the actors that was on a living color I'm sure that show would have kind of won a different way But for Kenan to be able to hand pick a Jim Carrey or a Jamie Foxx and stuff like that and see the works And that that's what I do when I go out I could see somebody bomb on stage But they're trying they're saying something it's just not hitting and I'm like no no no no you don't understand funny You don't understand that's funny or or that's a tv show or stuff like that So I just I I will just be creating and developing and to be honest like I don't I don't set those goals as far as like This is this is all I can be if I could just be in that field and be creative. I'm all game Yeah, because I feel like a lot of stuff didn't change because why I ask you the relationships are I would say not even say being good just relationships are having your own fan base online because I feel like This is it's a different time. I kind of feel like Back in the day. It was all about relationships and talent. Yeah now is more about how many people you believe I mean, how many people believe whatever you're selling Yes, and you don't even got to know these people Like a tiffani haddish or being hollywooder. You don't got to do all of that. You could just Do you from wherever the fuck you at? Yeah, and you don't you don't even got no relationships with nobody You can be doing your thing. But but there's You can be doing your thing. So here's what's funny to me There's a lot of people who are doing really well as an influencer Still want to be on netflix still want to billboard still want to be on fox still want to be on all these networks That wasn't messing with you and you built your own thing and I say this all the time I think about like the the independent route where people could stream and facebook has given away millions to content creators And you can really sit back and create something golden But I don't know why I had to bring far What was I saying it's still not be recognized for what it is. Oh, it's still not be So again that that goes on the level of what you want to be if you built this thing and you're a millionaire Go create your own app or go go go do something But the fact that you're still trying to be on netflix or this or that Shows a lot. You you got 30 million followers But you need to be On something bigger. That's what the relationship did for you So the relationship gives you almost like an escalator route Versus having to take the stairs and I believe in taking the stairs because then you fall and you get picked up And then you do it, you know, you have to really learn do the dirty work basically But when you have relationships with people you really are able to take shortcuts And you really are able to get elevated quicker because they can pull you up You can have a million followers But if everybody else who's respected then the game doesn't respect you because you haven't given them their respect I would assume that they'd be like closing doors for you and not necessarily taking food out of your mouth But no, we don't really want to bring them on. It's not taking food out of his mouth. He can have to eat how he eats But you know, you got to pay homage and you have to build these relationships I was such a I'm a Virgo. So I'm like I could do everything on my own You can't yeah, you can get a lot done on your own and you you're in charge of the discipline You can't be taught discipline. You can't be taught consistency. Yeah, that's either something you have or you don't It's a decision you make. Yeah, but at the end of the day, like when you have people to pull you up with you That's the the whole game has changed because there's no loyalty People are gonna come to you when they see you doing something. Yeah, when they see you going viral all of a sudden Yo, they like it everything they do and the loyalty Is just completely gone, which is always weird to me because You see this circle happening all the time. You don't have to Treat people a certain way and I get it. My mind be all over the place I can't think about everybody and how their well-being is but I guarantee you if I do I got text messages of of people that I just vibe with that. I'd be like, yeah, man I hope your mental is cool. I hope you're good And when you start realizing that people ain't feeding that back to you. It just it's like I don't understand it. But more so the minute you pop off on something all of a sudden everybody like I knew it. I believe I always knew that should be real for show. It's happening to me right now. Yeah, that should be real Yeah, it sucks because you just don't have to be that way It's like you can ease in you know, I think about like gold diggers and stuff like you can ease in right and get what you want without Showing Yeah, you don't even know how to come get the bag really jumped right in But I feel like that's better though because finesse hurt Finesse do hurt, but I'm saying like you're showing yourself too soon Why just come get a louis bag when you could have got the mansion and the louis bags and uh, you know, I mean like that's like You shady for no reason That was some game Because girls do be like kid. Well, why won't you just buy me if you would have shut up for two more weeks? I would have bought you two of them like Shut up because the minute the minute you you shut up for them two weeks and that person going Damn, she don't be talking like that. She ain't asked for nothing. She ain't That's why I asked for nothing. They say close mouth. Don't get fed. I'm gonna be fed regardless Right, right, but if I don't ask him for nothing, I know for show. Yeah It's it's no, that's a fact man y'all so simple and it makes no sense to me. Yeah, so simple. It's so simple You married. Yeah, I'm married. I was just gonna ask when did when did you get married for what's today's date? Uh, no, uh, it's may 20th may 20th. Uh, what year? Uh, this year. Oh, really? I'm a fresh like You just graduated out of the street Yeah, yeah, these streets are so bad Let me tell you something. I say this I got a unicorn my my wife got her own business. Can I plug that? He said no, okay No Dirk literally said India's name on a drink I just every time I mention her I like let me plug it, but she got her own business which is uh, Natural hair plus body care products and it's marshawnaco.com. Uh, but you know that rhyme? Yeah Yeah But she does that uh, she she cooks she like being home she cleans she do that stuff Not that I feel like women have to do it, but it's just it's the way she Has home every time I'm there, you know, I mean no matter how hard her day works and all that stuff without asking Without asking which makes me go damn. I gotta step my game up. I gotta do this. I gotta do that She's she's a unicorn. Yeah that what's her sign. Uh, she's a leo Oh leo and a gemini y'all look crazy. Oh man. I think my mama leo. We good. You a gemini. No, I'm a tourist Oh, man, you ain't I mean, yeah, I ain't really bad. I love Burgers are definitely terrible. I know why do why do people so Beyoncé's a Virgo Oh my god, we know But she's not crazy. Is she crazy? I like I now that Virgo. Okay My birthday is the day after her. So if you like her you love me I just think y'all think too far and y'all y'all don't y'all don't really A lot a lot of Virgos. I know don't have accountability. Oh, that's not me really That's the sign thing. Yeah. Yeah, because I deal with a Virgo and I'll be helping her, you know, I'm saying What Accountability yeah, I'm like, what? How old is she? I hope we're the same age. We're the same age 29 You know, I'm saying I hold her account. I have no problem with the count when I'm wrong. I'm like, you know what? I was wrong. I'll say it in the moment. I have no problem with accountability. That's not a something Relationships or your friendships and everything. I gotta I gotta see my teacher. Yeah, we gotta see this You know, I'm accountable, but in a relationship. I don't know relationship is completely different. You're right You're right. I said the same thing. Yeah I like the honesty though. Yeah, you're right. Okay. I come in. I never understand that when people I just did this show And somebody I was like who's crazy and the girl's like me But I was like I most of the time the the girl's gonna point to the other partner, you know, I mean I think and in my I've only had one relationship in that relationship He and I would both say that I was crazy But the things that he was doing was triggering me But that's how you know, I was crazy because I wasn't able to identify the fact that I'm being triggered And that I need to remove myself. That's crazy. Yeah when you don't realize somebody is triggering you on and on and on again And you don't remove yourself. You're crazy. Yeah, so I was crazy But now If I'm being triggered to the point where I want to act as anything that I'm not. Yeah I'm out of the situation. Yeah, I'm out. I'm quick. I'm out. That's a big move. Yeah Because that was one of the things I was saying like, you know, sometimes I'm speaking on females because that's what I date but Sometimes women will complain or nag and it's like either leave Or try to figure out the medium But anything else is crazy. Anything else is crazy. Why are you with me if you know, I'm cheating Why are you with me? Why are you trying to go through my phone and do all this stuff and you know, I'm cheating It's really just gonna make me want to do it more. That's a fact. She yeah, I I have a video I said everything you just said. Yeah, everything. Yeah, I literally have that it's out already Yeah, I said that do men do that Run through women phones Y'all can that's not the type of men I date. Yeah. Yeah, but but I think that When you get a man in love That's where it gets touchy a man in love is On the board of being on one of these murder mystery shows It's just hands down when I talk about love until my love love. Yeah, you know, I mean undeniable Like she the one Delusional delusional love that's that's the difference between being in love being delusional While your girl in jamaica getting her thighs rubbed by them Boy, I'm going to pay for the trip. All right. So so before you was married, right? Did it matter that a body count of a woman do that matter if you're a woman and you dating women? I Think I think for me that's my male or women. Yeah, like all right for instance, right? Men always talk about women's body count. No, I'm saying her like if let's say she's dating You talking about this? Yeah Yeah, before you was dating dating a woman who might have slept with men Oh, that's what you said. Yeah I All right, you gonna give me do body counts With all your respect to your wife about to come after me I I don't like knowing That like I never really tried to go after a straight girl not saying that I didn't have sex with them But I'm a I was at least before I was already like questioning, you know, what women are doing with other women and you know stuff like that like So, yes It does matter. Yes. That was the question in the gay community a woman dating a woman It still matters if the woman got a high body count or not Yes, but that can go for the men or female even if even if the lesbian Has smashed like a lot of studs The woman's a lot of a lot of studs is me. Yeah Even if the woman is smacked like whatever it is you just you just sitting there going like you you It's not the body count itself. It's the walking in the room Going damn. Did you smash my girl? And that's what this shit really? I think it's all ego. Yeah, all of its ego because you want to walk in every in every relationship Imagine me talking about Unicorn and then I go in the room and she's like, oh, just to let you know, I smashed that one that one I just oh mama. It's about exclusivity. That's the whole thing. That's what that shit more about. Yeah I've said that for years. That's what do that matter for women too. Like, yeah Yeah, but I mean I'm not dating a man if he told I'm not gonna not date a man if you told me like I've had this many if if for if you were able to catch my attention There's something about you of quality. I would assume right? Yeah, so I'm not gonna be like, okay in high school. He slept with 27 girls in college. He slept with 43 Carried the one like I don't care. But for a woman it is different because we have a womb You know I'm saying like we you're inserting something inside and for men. It's not that deep Yeah, you know I'm saying so I that's that's funny. You say that because that's where my cycle a lot like it's not like Oh, you just talking to a girl or a man. It's like I already know how nasty people could be Yeah, so it's like when you think when you start hearing like People know only got aids and HIV or you know herpes and stuff and they still smashing You start going like I that's where I can't deal with the body count You know, I mean, but like she said like I love giving heads, so I don't want to come outside In the head be showing, you know what I mean like on my right. Yeah Yeah, little bum, but like no, you don't understand. She was fine. She had a fat ass This ain't even that this is right That's hella funny. Yeah, but if I had a penis, uh, man, I'll be in these streets Yeah, I'll probably it's a lovely thing to have I bet it is I'll say y'all gotta watch out because a lot of y'all like that shit raw I really had a lot of protected sex a lot of y'all have scd's and have no way of knowing. Yeah. Yeah I don't know about these. I don't know for myself. I'm but see me. I've been a responsible Yeah, I've been a responsible thought You've been at least I don't fuck the lot of hoes with condoms That doesn't mean anything though. You could get crabs and you could get herpes woulda called them I see what you're saying, but I don't know, you know, you can have crabs because they go to what go away It's it's everything else and I think I need to know something about crabs It's crabs still out. I ain't heard a nigga talking about no crabs in a minute Well, you just wait and watch these We don't want to speak on that, you know, these crabs might jump up on me or something I know they're obviously not little crabs, but what is it? I think they're like little crabs crabs. I think they're I don't know. Where do they come from so many questions? See, I can't even look at stuff like I'm over here looking at My mom's gonna be like, why are you googling crabs? Right? Is it like laces or something like like lice? I mean lice That's what I was thinking. I don't know what exactly I would freak out for the rest of my life, though If I saw something crawling on my vagina That's what I'm saying. Like it would make pubic lice It's like pubic lice also known as crabs are small parasites that attach to the skin and the hair nears the general To be honest, I don't even think niggas be thinking about that shit when they fucking it says they're usually pretty easy to get rid of The real Well, because you just shaved the hair off. Oh, that's what they look like No, no, it's like a little it's like a little That looks like a mosquito Mosquito fly they look like the new that's one under the microscope. They sent out. So it does look like a little crab That's nice. Thanks. What's the high body count to y'all? Christina, I'm gonna ask you first I mean anything over one is technically high because You like so you got a high body count Everybody has a high body count. I don't anything over one. That's not your That that's not a person you've been in a relationship anything over a person you've been in a relationship So however many relationships you've been in if you have more bodies than that that's a lot It is what it is, but it's like don't make it wrong. I never heard that opinion. That's just my opinion. That's why you never heard it She's only been with one person. Yeah, no, no, I haven't only been with one person. I never said that I haven't said you only dated one person. So the fact that I've only been in one committed relationship with one person So anything over one would have been a high body count. Why would I sleep with any other man if I wasn't in a relationship? So I did but but I'm asking you have you only been with one person. Absolutely not No, no, I have not I am not that mean I'm a fucking far from ones. You like nigga. Hold on Relax It's not miles on this tank But it also is It's grown Listen, but at the same time, I don't I don't really think the body like I wouldn't count the body Count if you took care of it. So if your car or your thing got Thousands of miles, but it's still driving Do you get the oil change do you you know the brakes good, you know transmission just recently got my Transmission replacement No, you gotta know you be on my ass about shit. Christina. I'm on your ass. What you talking about Right So, you know, I just got a facelift I've not done anything don't even water And then the needle pisses me off. This is where you cut the clip. You don't even give me a chance to explain That's what pisses me off about you. I don't need to explain myself. You know, I'm trying to get a clip out your ass Poster right up see Women getting pussy surgeries How y'all feel about women getting pussy surgeries Christina Mackey That's hella funny I've never had surgery so on anything ever. I just um, how you feel about pleasure surgery to women getting I think they should do it You know, they said sky did that from that show loving your ink up crew or something Crew crewing I know of the show She had kids black and black and crew. Yeah, she had kids real young and they said that she went and got what she said It on the show. She went and got her whole thing rejuvenated with pussy. Yeah snip clip pull pop That's what they should be doing. Fuck all these titties Rebapped that pussy. No, I hate because that's what niggas really care about I hate to bring this up because that show like a lot about me But I gotta bring it up But like I was on instagram the other day and the girl took a picture in a bikini And like her legs weren't crossed but they were kind of open just a little open And you could see the meat like you could tell she was a girl, but you could see the meat and I was like You know what's weird though, there's somebody out there or somebody's that's like Don't you cut that meat? You better leave that meat right where it says I will take you as the meat is okay. Nah, you're right. You're right. Everybody likes that But I was just shocked to see that like why would you post that? Yeah, not your meat I mean the meat is supposed to be the one thing that's she probably making a lot of money in her DMs off that meat You understand that yeah, it's showing for a reason. It's showing for a reason It's somebody he like wear that out uh on this interview on that clip bring that little meat out Bring that little meat out that thing This people got some weird Yeah, you're right like fantasies. You're right. I shouldn't even said it, but I said it. Yeah, I noticed it. I was like, whoa That's correct. Do you feel like you can get counseled by? Uh, you can't cancel me. I'm a product of God. I think cancelling is God can't cancel you. No, no I am of God. No, God could cancel me real quick, but I'm saying I am of God So no, but no human can cancel me. I think if you can get canceled you you you will let yourself get canceled You didn't keep applying pressure. You didn't stand on how you felt Because most people get canceled and go silent for a few weeks like no But that's that's all they team tell them come on man. You can't you gotta relax. You gotta You got people retiring because they can't uh really speak their opinion. That's why yeah, that's super. Why you canceled yourself Yeah, but I think there's certain things that's cancelable. You know what I mean? You got to be very careful. You're doing sexual harassment. You're doing Uh, you know abuse and stuff. I mean, I'm sure like it wasn't directed towards that, but I'm saying like, uh There's a lot of stuff that's cancelable, but it's it's hard When you trying to be out there again, what level are you trying to be on? You have your own platform You could be who you want to be if you are playing to the masses. You got to apologize Yeah, you got the toughest people be up there like, I'm you know, uh transness and this and then you see them come on like Oh, I'm sorry. That's a fact. Trans is nice I received that Because it's all about the level you want to be on if you want to be right here forever Then you got to act like you right here. You do that, but if you really want to get here You got to put your ego in pride. That's what even if you don't mean it Yeah, and unless unless you establish your own lane your own thing You could be exactly who you are. Yeah, you know what I mean, but yeah Yeah, that's the that's where I'm striving though. I want to be so myself that I'm not apologizing for what I say Yeah, I can't see you. I'm not for everybody. I'm not for everybody. Yeah, and if you are for everybody You're not yourself. Yeah, because there's never one size that fits all Yeah, I'm saying so it's like I want to get to a point that I'm so successful That you can't cancel me because she's really like that. Yeah, like she's really just being herself You know I'm saying and I will I I'm I'm there already. I'm catching up to myself. You know, I'm saying So like I just I want that for myself because I don't want because want means you don't have I am that I don't I will not apologize for anything I say And I meant oh, that's tough though The truth is you we we change right as we grow we we grow different opinions or we might meet somebody in life that Gives us gives us a different perspective exactly of what we previously thought, you know That's why conversations. Oh, I feel like always need to be had, you know with a lot of everything pretty much But I think that's when it becomes a like, ah, you know, that's how I thought back in the day This is a little different. You know what I mean? But yeah a lot a lot of things Especially in the comedy world It's like people will take a word out of your joke or what you're really trying to say and that's all they heard Can I ask you something? Yeah, are you a taylor swift fan? I mean, I don't like rock her music, but I I don't I don't just room check where that come from That was random because we was talking about this shit. Yeah, and I was saying taylor swift sell more She'd do more bigger numbers than Beyonce Well, I mean Yeah, I Number wise she's bigger. Yeah, I would probably It's weird. I would have to see them go toe-to-toe like that's one of the things you go I want to see y'all drop an album on the same day But tell I don't think we don't need to see that. I don't need to see because because taylor fuck around and win You think I and I'm I'm for Beyonce But I'm saying number wise. All right. The the issue though is that taylor Still does more like Beyonce be like, I'm gonna chill Might have some babies do a photo shoot of this new clothing line Then I'm gonna go back in the hive Then I'm coming out with an album and I'm going on tour. I don't really see You you ain't gonna see Beyonce at the awards drinking and And dancing for that shit to go viral. You know what I'm saying? Taylor swift is in the in the news constantly differently from Oh, right now. Yeah, they just I'm I'm saying like you see her out more You're not gonna see Beyonce Really has certain things. Yeah, because jay-z watching. She better not be wrong these motherfucking streets. Yeah For moments see the queen at the kickback. Yeah I could see the queen at the kelly kick back. I could see the queen. I didn't mean this kick No, but when you said kick back, I just thought of the show and said I didn't see Beyonce chopping gang with her She on top of all yeah, no Beyonce ain't coming but Taylor Swift will come you think so Shit, I think I get queen b if it's the motherfucking foe taylor I was saying that's how much she'd be out there Taylor twaler swift Taylor setting off careers though, then she did that with ice spice got her a whole new fan base After her boyfriend didn't say something racist Oh, for real? How you know about telling you don't know about telling I don't be that's how I not know about her I don't know what you're talking about. No, I know she do numbers. That's all I know I'm not denying. What's the stats? No, then she do more millions of views on youtube apple play apple music all that She has a machine behind her. That's not humans like That's my belief. She is the machine She the machine Exactly Beyonce is doing humans Numbers. Yeah, who's your top five comedians all the time? Come on man That's that's so tough That's so tough because there's so many different things. Don't be politically correct. This ain't a political. It's not politically correct. It's just No, no, I just um, I've only seen him like hoes. I've never even really seen you never seen my set Let me think about it. I've never seen you said stop stop trying to find it I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing. I don't think it's bad. You know, I hear they be stealing niggas jokes and shit out here Yeah, I'm glad motherfuckers ain't seeing my shit. Well, that's why I love doing like hosting locally and stuff like that now It's just I'll host because I'm really doing crowd work And I might throw in a joke and people like you ain't doing a set. Yeah, niggas you hear Exactly, but uh, I feel that all the way. But I want you to see my second I know you don't steal jokes. No, but I'll be mad if you saying something that I speak on I that just happened to me and I'm Oh, no, I kind of mentioned that because I'm still mad. It's thug mansion. Get your shit off. Don't be scared It's thug mansion. What what's going on? All I'm gonna say is that I I you know, I did this joke and I do this joke and I'm mad because somebody did it on a special And I'm more mad because it's not even Flourished like it seemed like you just took the premise and another part of it It might be the same nigga that took my joke. Listen, man. It's the special out already. Yes, it is Oh, okay. This ain't the same nigga then it's his shit coming. Oh, no, this just came out. Did he took your joke? Yeah For famous same shit like what she talked about. Yeah, it's it's like you and you could tell like low-key I want to just put the joke out like the full joke because I'm like You missed the entire You know the comedian you missed the entire thing Why you can't say it was well because I'm I'm still on the debate of I'm gonna keep it But I want to expand it in a different way But it's just it's key words that you go Somebody either gave you that joke or you saw me do it And again, I think I'm more upset at the fact that you just wasted it It's so much more to the joke. Yeah that you just was like, yeah, it's been and I'm like, hey it's been You know, I mean it's Five ten more minutes of in bitten. Yeah. Yeah, um, but again the premise is so out there that you I ain't go I'm hella curious that the special came out already. I want to do that. I'm not gonna do that You ain't trying to go viral fast No, because this the this this is Oh 11 11 a make a wish um This is the only time that I will back down from not saying something like this Really? So the comedian must got it must be pretty big if the comedian Must be pretty big They're big, but it's it's like putting up a fight For you know for for no reason Why Because it's it's not gonna it's not gonna change anything This this is one of things that this why comedians still jokes No, no, no, this is I'ma step to your face if I ever see you Didn't that's something different then what? At least I express why I got it out Me saying it on social media involving people that When this motherfucker is huge and I don't even know if it came from him or the person that opened for him You know me or the person who the people that was torn with him. It could be that's that's where it's at So if I can't specifically say I know you did it why am I gonna put myself out there and say something? Mm-hmm, but I will approach to be like any you know, you did my shit I would approach on that way. How do you guys prove who did it first? I got time. I always record myself whether it's on voicemail voice memo or Recording myself a video, but I have timestamps. So what if he has times or she has time steps too and And if it's before mine, I'll be like holy shit. Yeah I literally be like holy shit, but that's that's another thing why I say why Holy shit, holy shit, but it's literally like I'm not gonna say it's impossible But but I would I would love to see it right. I would love to see it and I've I've had people I did this put it this way like I'll tell you time like I post I did this joke about gay marriage before gay marriage is legalized and I said how I didn't want it to be legalized because Um, you know, I don't want to get get married. I ain't that gay and stuff like this So I do this whole thing and I go My girl they they try to legalize marriage. I came home. My girl's like, yeah, we can get married now And I was like, hold on bitch and I had to pull out the bible on her ass And so I'm like it says he had a little bit of so I got this whole joke But uh, then key and pill comes out and they do a gay marriage sketch I did this joke When bounce tv first started when I was in Atlanta about 2000 And this is this is before the show is what I'm trying to say But I taped it There's a special that went out on bounce tv Where I used this joke and so key and pill comes out later on and then I post this joke after And everybody's like you took that from key and pill and I'm like I'm not even saying that they stole it from me. I'm just saying like I got A special that was taped before the show even came out So it'd be stuff like that. Like, you know, I I like to prove my point because I don't like to be called a thief Yeah, I feel that yeah and shit from a person that's not in comedy That shit really don't even matter to like people. That's never made me laugh. I'm gonna just laugh I'm not gonna be like who wrote this joke. I don't care who said it really. I'm just trying to laugh But that's that's what I'm saying I go go such and such did it and then y'all be on there and then nobody wouldn't give a Well, he shot it first If I'm gonna be honest and totally respectful if that story was on the show room Like so and so told a joke and so and so told a joke and apparently they saw I would keep scrolling I don't care who who made me laugh first. Yeah, so that's why people could just do jokes because nobody give a fuck Yeah People that we saw we saw weird right now where people are literally I know that's messed up Reshooting exactly what somebody else reshot. Yeah, that's what happens all the time It happens to me all the time and all my videos like you said are dated I'll say a topic It'll literally do millions and millions of views and a girl will get on it literally who liked the video Yeah Will just repackage it. Yeah, and I'm like You could have just reposted my video, but it's like what I'm gonna do about it. Yeah, like get your views off I'm gonna get mine and eventually like Either it's gonna keep not adding up or y'all gonna like I don't know like it's frustrating to me It's not though It's not because like once I get it out and I said it and it's time dated and stamped I'm gonna let the universe do the work But see how long would it take for you to make a video on instagram? It takes me one minute to make a joke that should sometimes take two years. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, you're building You're like building an hour On stuff so prime example why some people get mad. It's like why everybody doing crowd work Why everybody not posting like what they do on the road and it's like because I can post that somebody could take that on the road And and again be ready to film a special and then they use just your joke and stuff like that I'm gonna give you this crowd work. I'm gonna give you some simple ass jokes Uh to have content But when you post the crowd work, right and you don't show the fans your material In the comedian world, we all see each other material Then they go out there and and say the material and put it out Yeah, then it's a joke But I'm not I'm not so mad about that because You literally like the crowd work that I'm doing is so minimal You know what I mean? It's and when I say that I think everybody got some of the same crowd work Which is hey who y'all together or um, you know, how long y'all be knowing each other what you do for a living Yeah, what you do for a living and so unless somebody just say some wild stuff Or I've seen something and then I can get them on that But for the most part your crowd work is going to be very if you're going to take those jokes I'll put them out there because I don't know but I ain't talking about people taking the crowd work Taking one of your master your master. Oh, yeah You're not putting you putting the crowd work out there splashing the material Yeah, the comedians seeing your material and then they do the joke and then put it out there She said that happened to her. Yeah, that's what I'm saying So that's why I'm asking this question because that I think comedians need to be aware of that We're saving material that's not being saved And it's messed up because like artists like like painters or something like my home girl adrian Painted something or no, that wasn't adria. Whatever somebody painted something and like she's a painter She has a whole thing in her house and she in a company took it And reprinted like printed digitals of the thing and went off to make millions and she like doesn't get paid at all So it's like it sucks because then she could do a lawsuit and she could get some money back for that because she has proof from receipts But then what's the comedian going to do? Like how does the comedian get reimbursed for their efforts in words? Most of the time people just be like if you can't write anything, uh After if that's like you're proud and joy and you can't write other than that then you're not a real comedian But again, yeah, again, though if depending if you just on stage telling jokes, that's different, you know, mike epps could Get on stage and do a joke and then somebody taking you like ah, I got I got more of that You know, I'm saying but if somebody's working on an hour that's meaningful and you know I'm saying I got a storyline to it and stuff like that and then you take from there And then somebody goes off to make millions from it like like for example kevin harts joke about like What was the joke that his famous joke about all right all right, all right Yeah, like for example just that all right all right all right, right like that was big everybody knows him for that But like If he got that from you and then that's his signature now or that's his like funny joke That's his whole brand then it's like dang That's that's crazy. That it'd be equivalent to a nigga in the studio Imagine if other rappers just came to other nigga sessions all the time and heard like this finna be a hit Go record this song somewhere else and then drop it first and then maybe go platinum gold And it's like that's my song But it's it's laziness too. It's like I've read this somebody go man. I like your writing Could you help me with my stuff or you know, could you come punch up? Could you you know, whatever the case may be? But again, there's certain there's certain topics there's certain things that You're you might step on or you're gonna step on with other people if you talk about life You know what I mean, so that's That's that's just one of the things this this pit as I'm saying it's just pissing me off. Yeah Even what you just said Even what you just said about like a artist still in an artist's song. Yeah, you can still get paid exactly for that. There's no Nothing for you guys to gain off of saying it's he said she said it's it's hearsay Yeah, it's hearsay and it's somebody that's gonna be like man, I ain't even see you You know, I didn't even see your said or that'd be the damn lie Well, it's always the person that knows It's always the person that knows They joke that go no, I remember exactly when I saw you you came to the show. That's the only time I seen you Like I that'd be so tragic nigga be like, oh That's why that nigga was sitting there at the crowd that night. That's why I love I seen that nigga four times in a row Person said Monday straight for that reason now that I'm thinking about it It's like it seems like comedy is the only thing that can't get paid for copyright Yeah The truth is I think you can probably copyright anything you just You could sue or or go to court for anything. You just have to have Documents and money. Yeah, that's why a lot of people lose But not everybody documents. They're that like Well, a lot of I mean you could have been out so you should sue the motherfucker You could sue if you got money if you got money. Oh mama's son Studios and and and the way people get away with stuff is because you don't have enough money to fight their team And eventually you're gonna waste all your money and then lose the case because you can't get that lawyer to come back To court to fight you. Okay. That's the only reason why people lose. It's not that they don't have the proof They keep prolonging the courts They keep you know doing something to make you have to leave To revisit but you're spending money each time you get that lawyer to come in What you think you could have been if he wasn't a comedian? Oh, I'd have been like a computer science engineer or something like that Definitely something in technology. Would you feel like why you didn't become that? Truthfully I got accepted to two of the three colleges that I wanted to go to Instead of me going out of town because I wasn't that knowledgeable of it. I stayed In my saying community and I felt like I was it was an extended high school So it it I wasn't motivated. I wasn't any of that but I'm also I'm also more like like I hated being timed in school for like tests and stuff like that And I had certain teachers that knew that so the way I would get straight A's but if you time me I go fucking crazy. You know what I mean? Anyway saying all that to say I didn't even really lose it. I got to use it in my life now So I I can learn something about technology and immediately absorb the information I might not be an explainant But I'd be like, oh, no, you want to do a live stream when we did the pandemic I literally like saw how somebody had it up and it was a huge backdrop No, I'm saying like a huge production And I was like, huh, you don't actually need all this you could take this and do that And I went and put it in my room I just said set it up and it worked. Damn Y'all know what the fuck I'd have been if I wasn't a comedian I don't know what the fuck I'd have been. I ain't gonna lie I don't know what you think I'd have been if I wasn't a comedian Christina A dentist A dentist? Oh, I wouldn't I don't want to be in no nigga mouth I deal all the female I'll only take female clients Oh You're gonna you're gonna have you'll be like the ice cream pola dude You ever seen a dude, uh, when a woman come in for the ice cream And they may be getting up on there with the ice cream making them like do stuff Bro I don't be watching enough tv. I gotta send me that. That's on instagram. Yeah, man. It's like google Uh, woman going to get ice cream for men. That's like sexual. Oh, okay Put sexual on y'all used to see y'all used to watch the one, uh, y'all seen that What's that shit that she was going viral while I was growing up? Some one girl in a cup or some shit. Oh, yeah Yeah, two girls one cup. Why did that shit go viral? I didn't get it. It was just some chinese motherfucking shit in the cup, right? Yeah, but they're eating it. They were eating it. Yeah They were like, yeah, they were actively doing that on camera Now since we're talking about it and I'm older that probably was like some program shit Like to show it was at two o'clock in the morning I seen it at school video. Yeah, like why was we in school? And we had to search really hard to find it What was that about? I don't know, but I remember that very vivid and then blue waffle I don't remember. I don't know what blue waffle was That's some y'all know about blue waffle. Oh Oh, y'all nasty y'all in there like Google it Google std blue waffle std blue waffle. Yeah. Oh std. Well, you throw that in there Well, it's the waffle that that google it right now. I can kind of you don't fuck around get my phone What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna say what I think it is and then when you pull it up Okay, yeah, and then show it to her. I think it's like show it to me, but show it to her I think it's like when your lips or something like explained and it's blue and it's like fungy That sounds cool. Do it. All right. Let me guess what it is blue waffle. Okay Blue waffle might be The waffle might be the ass Could be and then blue Some sheet went in the ass and the ass turned blue. That's a good guess and they like blue waffle the ass. Oh my That was a good guess. I mean, that's just sound cool. Well, it ain't sound cool But I'm saying that's just sound like what it might be somebody right y'all. No, just get do picture You need to see a visual that shit might blow up my phone or something. Let's look on shot. Take shit No, you did you did what blue waffle sd blue waffle disease I want to see it. You're gonna make me not go down on my lady come up with a scheme like this because people love Google and some freaky I still to this day don't understand what would cause that See, I need to come. Let me just tell you why I don't want to click on this because it says Do not search google images for blue waffle if you do then don't complain Damn for real It's just blue waffle. You see it. I just see a blue waffle. You see a blue waffle. Oh, that shit look good, too That's a images did you put std? Yeah, I got we got to put in std. Yeah, because it's probably just blueberry waffles std I can't I'm never doing this podcast again. Damn Man, they didn't took that shit down that shit ain't popping up man here This I just see hella blue waffle Those are two things I don't want the blue waffle that shit that they talk about I want a real original regular waffle that's blue What is blue waffle disease Oh some chicken wings chicken waffles you will never that should go crazy. Yeah, I didn't even see it But I saw it and I want to look Hey Is that the blue waffle? Let me see what the fuck is when you see it. You know you seen it Oh my god, they cleared they cleared What it looked like we're gonna have to show this she popped it this shit. Yeah, what it looked like A vagina There's a blue and puffy Oh, so my guess was right. My guess was closer. Let me see. Hold on. I said a puffy pussy with uh, Wait, you should have said it like that. That's funny. That's it, that's him That's him. That's him That's him. Oh, is it a penis? No, that's him right there. What is it? That's a puffy. Oh my god. That's a puffy pussy. I told you I was close. How the fuck you get that? I don't know, but he was blue waffles like you want. He's like chicken wings with Don't blow this shit up on my thing I scream suddenly You never gonna fucking eat vagina again Yeah, that's disgusting. That was the two things that really just stuck with me and my childhood And I remember seeing them like weeks apart and I was just like Like just disgusting. I would have never had sex if I would have saw that as a no, I was I was like that I was really like that. I would have been terrified. I was really like that. Yeah No, and it was girls that I went to a white school So you not only that but you had to go home to type it on the computer It's not like you got the picture. No, we've seen it on a phone somehow. Like I don't remember You know the man How old do you think I am? Uh, do you look about 21? I'll take it. I'll say y'all both Why is it inappropriate to ask women their age? It it's just not what you do. It's only inappropriate when you get older And then you ask When you when you young and you're like I'm 21. You're like ask me ask me Guess how old they are? When you reach a certain age and you hate your life It depends about 25 after 25 like I I think it depends on where you at and uh, how you how you look what how much Trauma and experience that you put on your life to look how you look Because you can say you can say 30 you can say I'm 45. Don't I look good? I work out. I'm healthy I got my career going like I don't I don't mind me. She's 65. Yeah, but see I'm telling you my age Better than half of these chicks Nicole Murphy too She looks good. Oh, yeah What's the age limit so 25 and up? I don't know. I don't know, but I just don't ask me my age You know, especially if you're younger than me like don't ask me my age I just realized maybe insecure about the age. I didn't know that shit the older I'm getting You know, I know niggas does older than me and the niggas then you know, I'm saying it's like nigga Why are you lying? Fuck for how do I look? Yeah, like me like a bitch. You weren't supposed to ask that Tell me how old you think I look 80 niggas. I always anytime somebody say that Yeah, you go way over You know niggas be scared because you know, we want to fuck. Yeah How do I look I mean, I always just say a good number a good number to say it's 27 28 Yeah, that's a good number for anybody. You can't go too low. You can't be like 15. They're like you fucking pervert I hate when somebody who looks their age asks me how old do they look? I hate that. Yeah, because I be like, I don't know but a lot of A lot of times people just want a compliment. That's what they're fishing for But that's like your hair is nice, but like you look old for sure. That's fun. You look stressed Damn It's true. I'll say that. I ain't never told him Nah, I told him I always do what is the what is the like you like you're like you owe. What's that age? White White? Yo, you wildin. It's almost midnight That was funny white. I don't get it. I don't get the joke You just basically white people just age very that's fucked up They age after After three months is downhill from there I'm just kidding Actually for the first time in my life, I do want to just share this like I've never Like had a white guy over this track to do but there's this white dude in my microbiology class and I'm like, yo He's kind of fine and he's super smart and I'm like my mom would be so mad at me Yeah, didn't you first kiss a white boy your first? No, I never told you there. He was mexican. Oh, yeah, that's different. That's white No, that's not how mexican was. Is he tan mexican? He was black mexican. Okay His name was jose though. No, no, that's fine. It just be when uh when you can't tell if they white Like a Shakira. Oh, I hate that. I'm lying to you right now. He had green eyes. Oh, yeah Keep going. Keep going. What else? He had the blonde hair. She got green eyes though I did but I got the complexion. Yeah, he got the complexion tail But he had dark hair. He was you go you're getting the rest of the police pull you over No, they gonna they gonna try to touch me first. I might be at a bargain with the cops before they lock me up Unless you touch my waffle. Yeah My one they ever seen a blue waffle You were turning into a female for it. Like you were turning your little feminine shit in for a little bit of something I I'll be I'll be awkward as fuck in my hoodie. Like what you say I'm like They taste She a real nigga too. She gotta get out of some shit. Just get out of some shit, man. I I will make you tea How you doing? How you doing? I'm thinking you need a massage It was probably a lot of people you had to rest and you hurt your shoulders How you gonna flow with the police when they pull you over? How you got I'm pulling you over You know, it's it's natural It's like when you go when you go somewhere like yeah personal I mean like to corporate places or something like that when they pull you over and you black Drop the hair every girl knows that. What did you say? You gotta you gotta pull it to the side. I'm sorry. What did you say? I got a hooker top next to my wallet and my license. Yeah What's the opposite? I'm doing this. Look. Yeah With the hoodie What would you say officer? I'm sorry. I don't know why you pulled me over Put a little perfume on me D and that's how I drop my hair out if I can I'll put a little lip gloss on and I'll leave me And I'm like, no, it wasn't speeding but see I know your ass to do it Let me tell you something. Okay. You gotta you gotta use what you got Why you think why you think I won't cut these off? This is my prize. Okay. I got a question Why do dykes always have the biggest tits and the Dykes is a Mean word very strong Oh, you use Say like no, why do studs I thought you used that word earlier. I just learned that shit like two weeks ago No, no, no, I didn't know I didn't know that that was a bad word. I'm sorry. They just wish that wouldn't that become a bad word I'm okay. Okay. I'm okay Why do studs always have the fat asses in the big titties? I mean, you know I'm saying because that don't mean in the long lashes. It's like it's like it's like How why people are uh Freezing their bodies. They know later that this equipment could help them in life. You know what I mean? It don't make no sense every time I meet a stud. Oh, I was gonna say damn, that's deep This man was starting to get a cry. Oh, what's the thing they use? That's a good question, but why do women? That date women and carry theyself as men Politically, you're correct. What you like that? But you said it very slow why do women who date women? Have to date women That's watching this shit high right now So I gotta slow it down for them niggas know what we talking about all I'm saying is I've never met a stud Who didn't have titties yitties really didn't didn't have like most studs just have a body body They just got hips You know and then be swinging them and trying to maybe we've been molested the most You know what I mean? I don't think there's too many molesters out there that went y'all little skinny bitches No, no titties till you 40 you got to have a baby to get a body. You like we've been in these streets, okay? Damn What is it always That's some deep shit. I hate that that makes sense that dude That's some shit. I don't want to no comment Yeah, we say right, but you don't want to Go into that. Wow. I didn't say dude all that Yeah I never thought of that though. I never would have that would have never She just made a new neuron connected along with the studs With the big titties and booties and shit because they'd be really niggas than the skinny ones Yeah, because they'd be thinking they really hella hard. Hold on, bitch. You're right. If we whip it out again That's true. They'd be having too masculine I feel like you understand with titties ass. They'd be my player like what's so good Oh, what's up with it? Oh mamas with the ones that don't got no All right, my last question. Do you wrap your titties? No, I don't wrap them I wouldn't be able to breathe like I got them my titties are so big like I I have to Take off my bra new world disorder Yeah, yeah, you see like I'm trying to my I got the titties that don't matter how much weight I lose I still look fat because my titties Oh, yeah, we always have my shit like this. Yeah, you know, I mean Damn my titties listen. I'm enlightened my titties if if I can I gotta take off my bra so I can't breathe like I got About 10 more minutes with y'all Before I gotta release these shit. I've been out all day in the strap that's hella funny No, I don't I don't I don't do that. I don't strap. Do you feel like you can get counseled by the uh the l I don't know the fucking We're gonna learn today. All right lg lg b b t t q q i a Plus Yes a plus So isn't it offensive if people say the gay community? No, they're gay. Yeah, because you're forgetting about l You you got the g you're forgetting about. Oh, so the g is for gay Yes L is lesbian That's lesbian, but gay is it just gay is due to men. Yes, it is. No lesbians is for girls lesbians just Lesbians for girls. Uh-huh gay is for dudes Yep, uh, then you got bi Because men can't be lesbians so women can't be gay. I guess that makes sense. Okay Can To your lenses can men be bi because I feel like if you buy you gay I mean that's up to a female that they with that's up for the man. That's bi to decide I put it there. So I will give more leeway to a dude that give it then take it If I was to go wait, wait, wait A dude i'm saying the top versus the bottom What's the problem so you'd rather somebody take it and and it's different A nigga ain't doing nothing to me. Right. So I'm saying if you were gonna do something Lewis listen, this is hypothetically speaking. I can't fuck with it If you was in jail, I'll never gonna have a blue waffle in your life. Okay I do think about that though men that go to jail for eternity like you get 99 years in jail like forever like Hey, let me put it in your foot. Like, you know, I'm saying I think there's very rare dudes that could Hold that together. I think so too. There's no way. I think that they would try it and they would bend them over They would feel guilty about it. They would cover them up. Y'all sound like women right now Then you got you know, you got the drug you got the omission Not because you're up and men that think that they would never do or men that would never do it Let me put respect on your name men that would never do it. Excuse me You're not considering that men that don't know that they would do it. Exactly That's a whole different niggas, but I'm saying they they they some of them your friends They go to jail in 99 years. This be the crazy thing is that there's so many men that you probably hang around That have gotten there Something done. Yeah, either they dick suck Something in they butt even even men even a finger woman That just that I know that just a woman still like to get pegged and stuff Yeah, my bad. My lips are dry as hell. So sorry for licking my lips so much because they get So we got to go back to this conversation make me uncomfortable So, yeah, uh, no El's for lesbian. El's for lesbian gay is for gay dudes. Mm-hmm. And then b's by trans LGBTQ Now q i a What is q for q is queer, but what is queer? This is where you're going like this. What does it mean to be queer? What's the difference with queer and gay? Well queer I think is more When do you call can you get counseled by this community even though you in it? Not really. I think there's a lot of people that Like understand like we there's there's a lot of people you grew up at a certain time You're like man, nobody thinking about that You know i'm saying you like y'all adding stuff to the thing because Because some letters mean the same but it's different to people. Some people like to be called queer queer I think it's all over us. You know what I mean? It's what they want to be Okay, queer is not queer is an umbrella term for people who are not heterosexual or not cisgender What is that? Uh cisgender is like, uh Oh gosh, I think female I gotta keep god li I gotta I gotta google a word I edit this out because No, because Because they got cis women, uh, you you said what? No, I was repeating what she said With either gender oh either which is what queer is Oh, okay Because I'm very curious about it because you're a comedian and you're very raw in that cut and you're hilarious So it's like for most comedians right now everybody's talking about they're being fearful because they're limited on things They could say things they could joke about And stuff and I kind of feel like you're a female and you're part of the community So it's like you could dare to talk about everything you could talk about niggas females and the gay community because you're part of Damn near everything. Yeah, but that's like you saying like a black comic can go on stage and be like, yeah I like trump because he did for us You know, I mean like like somebody coming on stage saying that Uh That they're for the opposite of what you should be for for the community. Does that make sense cis gender means I'm saying that's like a black person. It's it's like what's the dude that was running for government government in florida Something like that where he sound very, uh slavery. What was the dude? He was it was a big running. Um Anyway, it's like a black person going on stage and talking about the community but not for the community You can't even if you feel that way even if you feel like Trump wasn't racist or this and that don't say that shit Don't say that in florida in front of a white audience and it's just you and me brother You're gonna automatically lose That black crowd You know what I'm saying? Okay. Yeah, so I see what you say, but it's not even that. It's like I don't understand what you're saying. It's just like don't embarrass us. Don't say that shit at home Don't say that publicly. Oh, I see what you say. So you'll get lgbt people out there like that You'll get that type of community. That's like No, uh, if you don't say this or stick up for this then you're allowing people to make it Okay for this and it's like no, I I like measure with both crowds I like understanding where we are and our rights and you know what we stand for and how You know, this is a beautiful thing that people are finding out who they are and Being accepted and loving themselves. You know what I mean? Let's suicide. Let's violence. That's what I'm for But then I come from a generation that you know, a lot of shit went from zero to a hundred So I understand that as well. Uh-huh. Damn. Yeah That's like that's what I get to talk about but I have to be able to Push and pull I gotta be like, yeah, you right, but but You you know what I mean? It's that thing and that's what I get from your comedy Yeah, you know, I'm saying seeing you as an act and I kind of feel like them That's why I'm a fan because it's like you relate to You know how to relate to everybody. Yeah, you know, I'm saying that's hella and I don't know if like damn Is that an advantage or a disadvantage? No, I mean, I I love it because again, I'm always going to try to be like you're right But this I like finding that make good comedy right to you know And also just to kind of bring both comedians to get I mean Communities together because if you get people laughing at this and they don't feel like You're just one thing. Then I think that opens up conversation. Yeah, you you're pretty cool about this Like I don't like you know, necessarily your sexuality. You should see me I'll be in all types of like Muslim dudes DMs or you know, following them Just I I'm just like learning and seeing what motivates people to live They're true for whatever the case might be as long as you're not hurting me. You know, yeah Yeah, I think that's hella dope. Yeah, because I I'm a fan of yours Flaming row. I think she hilarious um Yeah, and it's just like it's so comedy is so like, um That's just it's like basketball in a sense where it's like you work Uh with different personalities different genders different all type of beliefs everything so it's like It's certain questions that like I'm asking you on this platform Because I probably would never even probably had this conversation with other people because I wouldn't feel comfortable But as a comedian, yeah, and you know, I'm saying like we so We got a heart but we so like numb the shit Well, you can ask kind of like comedians anything in a sense because you know Like where they coming from in a sense. I think that's the wrong thing about comedy Like we could talk about anything. Yep. That's true. Yeah. Well cis gender means Identify as your given sex meaning you're a man. You identify as a man. You're cis gender So I just learned that right now. I thought it meant the same thing but to finish it Do you know what all of them mean? Okay, so lesbian gay bisexual trans gender queer or sometimes questioning depending on who you ask intersex asexual plus others Yeah, I didn't know. Um, I didn't know the intersex. I thought I was something else. And I don't know what that means What does they also have like other stuff too? So what is the intersex? Let me see because what intersex what uh, Intersex is a gender term used for a varied or variety of situations in which a person is born with a reproductive or A sexual anatomy that doesn't fit the boxes of female or male So it's kind of like when they have a vagina, but they don't want to Call or they'll be born with both. Oh, yeah, or they they You can be born with both. Yeah I didn't know that. That's her mephrodite. Yeah, sometimes doctors do surgeries on intersex babies and children to make their bodies fit They're just adding letters now. That's what I'm saying because intersex don't have nothing to do with But intersex like you can be born with you don't know if that's a penis or a vagina So doctors are doing a surgery like what do you want? Do you want a daughter or a son? And then they change it like okay I want her to be a daughter But then the whole time that daughter or that soul in that body felt like a boy So then they change it back. Now you're intersex So, I mean that's what I think you should you should hold off before you just cut one of them off Or something like born with two you gotta but if you do it young then you should keep both of them I mean real talk You would have had both of them, huh? Only fans page. I'd have been on that motherfucker going crazy going crazy to yourself I'd have been like If not, let me manage you You'd be like this I would just do weird shit like that So would you be a virgin if you had both you had a vagina in a penis? And you like man, let me just feel with this pussy hitting foe Would you be a virgin the fact that you would play with this type of thought Which you wouldn't go back to jail and talk about Top and bottom. Uh-huh. It's very interesting the fact that you're willing to play with these ideas But you won't give Eminem a chance that to what I'm saying is Is I think a dick going is a pussy, right? So it's like shit if I had a dick We don't need the illustrations. Yeah, but that'd be like you fucking yourself. The dick is that big Right Because I'm thinking about my dick I think you got the hook you got the hook. Oh, yeah, most you got a curve for sure. I got a lot of compliments I was like, shit. I'm like, shit I don't know how that'd be. Would you be a virgin? Yeah Would you be able to get yourself pregnant? These are a lot of questions, right? Yeah, would you be getting? Yeah, would that be able to happen? I just don't feel like this knowledge is gonna get us. I think I mean listen, you know, I think this is a great question But we don't know the truth about how the world was created is that there was one person Yeah, with a vagina hermaphrodite. There was no adamanty. It was adamanty. I have heard that. I have heard that Yeah They said like woman was here first and and that they were able to Have their own babies before like that's that's a what you call it. That makes sense though You you know what really can I tell you can I just share my little idea of the world? It don't look dry at all. Yeah, I was gonna tell you My shit we buy even because I keep I but it's like here Yeah, but you can't see it. Sometimes I'm being videos. I'm like they Now your lips don't look dry at all. Thank you. I was about to go over there My idea of the world, okay I just want to say this I've never said this out loud. So I want to say it So, you know how we put God as a mythical creature above us Like that we pray to it and that we're not bigger than and we should fear it So have you ever looked at a cell under a microscope? Uh, yes, I don't remember. Yeah. So it's intense like it's so many things moving and going on like a cell so What if earth is a molecule Inside of God's body And all of the planets Are molecules because when you zoom out You zoom out you zoom out you zoom out you zoom out now you see earth It's just this small thing compared to zooming out again And now you see Pluto and Jupiter and all that and then you zoom out again. You see the galaxy What if we are molecules Inside of God's body Because when you zoom into the cells in our body, they're like planets like everything is a Cycle of the same. So instead of that's hella deep. I see what you saying though, you know Like and like when you cut an orange open, have you ever paid attention to the alignment? Like if you just cut an orange or you peel it you look at the veins What do we have inside of us veins? Yeah, what do the trees have veins? Yeah The trees and then like inside of your body you have a Golgi apparatus, which is like it's it's I know y'all don't know that But it's like, you know, I'm a nursing major. So like inside your body You have a packing and shipping department that literally before the food that you consume goes to the next department It goes and sorts it and then you have a gallbladder and you have all these things, right? And these are all things like a kidney bean. What do we eat? We eat beans like like everything is a Electricity like everything atp energy inside of your body. It's electricity It's literally all the things that we have like amazon to go shunt send a package It's the same thing your body has inside. We take a shit. Yeah, that's like amazon amazon package getting delivered Like Just drop drop Dropped off at your doorstep. They didn't ring the bell. I know I couldn't get far in this You was in so he's like, I'll fill you. What if you take a shit? Yeah and then But no seriously like everything is like the same and like I don't know if you if you see um If you see like the hills or the the mountains and they say like why does that look like a person or an animal? And they call it something when they when it when it's freeze. It's called Oh, it's something to my tongue. I don't know whatever we won't dig but Like the trees like just the underneath the the life system of the trees Like everything is the same as inside your body And like as a nursing student. I just learned so what is the booty? So you're you're being funny, but i'm serious like Like for example, like when it rains or when it hails or when a storm happens like what if just hear me out what if like God is crying Or like like because he has a god too What if our god lives inside of the biggest god or another god and so on and so forth, right? But we're only praying to what we know and that's why they say you can manifest anything because it's not it's not that the Even if just by thinking you can manifest anything because the idea is getting sent up to god Which is the body like the big the big thing, right? Yeah, so it's like whatever the you know And then the rivers and the lakes those are all things we have in our body Think about drinking water and then it spells somewhere like the most of us too as well We're mostly made of water and then like so it's so on and so forth. Just like there's water that lives inside our body there's lakes and Things oceans inside of this body And this body could be the big body god the giant when it's stormy It could be like god crying and peeing at the same time Like this is like sad or he's drinking water or he's drinking water He's putting more water into us or something like it could be anything I got something what if god is just schizophrenic You know, I mean, you know how they say we are all baby gods and this thing is just we are all his personalities I believe that though. I do believe that that you're you're being funny, but I know I'm being funny But I also I also believe I mean, I believe that we're just if we're children of god, then we're little gods Yeah, I mean for a bigger you're not separate of him like in order for him to experience Every single thing it's like god is colors melted, right? Every color melted would be god and we're all the colors every color melted is then god So you're saying the personalities in order for him to know about murder and rape and Presidency and politics and all these things that all of us desire to be he has to experience them So the best way for him to experience it is for him to break himself off into all these particles and experience Life through us So he is creating as we are creating as we are telling our jokes on stage And as we are riding our bikes and as we're thinking of new ideas and making music and all these beautiful things He's learning new things through our experience. Yeah, so we putting game. We we giving god games Yes, yeah, yeah, so to not value yourself as a god Yeah, god game and he give it back man. We me and god be popping peas. Yeah, so to not value yourself as a god Is crazy because you are of god. You aren't god, but you are of god For real You are giving god god was never a pimp in his first form So he sent y'all to pimping in in in san francisco or wherever you are in the bay area Okay Yeah, i'm saying like he wants to know every experience. So that's what we're here for Damn, okay. See what's your mission? See nah, you see m jakes See I get I'll just take christina mackey. You know what i'm saying? TD jakes, how would it be be? You know, yeah, I don't know if I want that kind of guy though. I want I want I want to have a purpose for it If that makes sense, what do you mean meaning like That's that's kind of selfish to say. No. No. No. No. No. No, I want to be uh being a personality for this nigga to figure out who he want to be Well, I feel like that's just working for I know I I mean, I think ultimately we're all working towards one thing But I just I like the idea of I like the idea of reincarnation. I like the idea of like having you know But you never die if you live inside of god, you just get moved to the next moment Yeah, that is working for a purpose the purpose will be to for us all to remember who we are and we're we're all of god That's that's what I that's what I love. Yeah, that's what I love. I love the energy I love I love feeling like again reincarnation has been very Open to me. Yeah, um, but the different dimensions type stuff. That's where I'm like, I think all that stuff is dope I think it's dope too. And I feel what you're saying. I'm sorry to cut you off But I I think that I feel like that is it's really I think I think what you're saying is dope. Um And I think that still stands. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm not saying my theory is law I'm just telling you that's really what I'm really stuck on that right now. Like I think about it all the time When I'm quiet, I'm thinking about that the whole molecule thing blew my mind. That shit is deep. You said, do you know that I'm Do you know that a rock is right here, right? This is a rock, right? That's some weed But this is a rock right From outside if you put this under a microscope and we have the right correct technology and you break that open It's movement. It's adam's moving in order to make it a rock So if you zoom out far enough, it's just a rock, but if you zoom in close enough, it's nothing but movement Oh, I see what you're saying. That's fire You know, it's crazy. I'm reading this book. I think it's the celestine Celestine prophecy. I read it. Oh, okay. I'm on chapter one But what I I love is the I'm talking about the critical mass and where we're going and how You know, it talks about We're in this transformation right now Like why relationships can't are not working Friendship relationships in general is because we're we're in this phase of everybody's about themselves So everybody's demanding like, you know, instead of nobody's submissive, you know, it's like, yeah, I get you But what about my trauma and so nobody's going like I get that I didn't know you react that way This is my thing. Let's work it out. Everybody's like, yeah, but I you know, but whoo And then it's talking about how we're going into this conscious that everyone is like kind of waking up and going to the same Energy so when everybody starts asking the same questions, like what's the purpose of life and what's happening here Literally things are being revealed to us because of that So more people are kind of forming the same consciousness at the same time at the same time, which is bringing Energy itself is just fucking amazing. I literally made a video about that today and I said There's three choices in manifestation You can manifest directly powerfully and assertively knowing exactly what you want You can be very negative and say that you don't believe in manifestation and that the world is against you Or you can think that you're not a creator Subconsciously like you don't think about neither nor or and then the masses Their manifestation is Pulling you in so now you become a part of somebody else's manifestation unintentionally meaning If you're just some people like I don't manifest. I don't do none of that I just I'm just going day by day. This ain't that in the world small and it's nothing life outside of this When your friends right so let's say you think that way and you hang out with me And I'm manifesting a big life for myself And I'm telling you these stories and you're like, yeah, wow, great. Okay, cool I'm putting my thoughts in your mind and now you're now manifesting what I need So you're just a piece of the puzzle You're not here nor there. You're just Either or so you have three choices. Yeah, you can be direct You can be negative and manifest negatively people think that you can't manifest negative. Yeah, very hard You can keep fall you hit your toe in the morning. You're like, ah, yeah And then that energy is expelled and then it's so on and so forth Or you can hang out with people who have big dreams and you just dang I wish I could think like that. Yeah. Yeah, and now you're giving her power You're sending me your power without even knowing it But at every moment in every day you're creating whether you want to acknowledge it or not You're creating and you have the power to create everything you want But you have to be intentional and you have to say it like you mean it and you cannot use the word want Want to your brain It's it's like you got to think of it like a computer you type in want what pops up want But if you say I have now the universe is like, oh, she says she has it She believes she has it. She's moving like she has it. I have to give this to her I have to rush and give it to her. I got to catch up to her Versus saying I want you're forever gonna want it. Okay wanting your manifestation is granted because you just said you want it So here want it want it go ahead. Yeah want want want want all you want want But if you say I have it and you move with grace as if you have it then that becomes that's a fact Yeah fact because that's like getting money It's like, you know, if you try to get some money you worry about the money it don't come But if you do the right things to get the money the money just come Yeah, yeah, oh mama and you got to spend it That'd be tragic. Yeah Like you really got it like we sometimes I used to be like my first round of college mind you I went to college at 16 Now I'm back as an adult. So my first round of college. I used to be like, I want to go to the school starbucks And you know, that's just six dollars. Right. I'm like I got to pay my phone bill tomorrow. Don't go Now I'm blocking my money from flowing effortlessly because I'm thinking I can't spend six dollars If that's my last six dollars and I want starbucks get the starbucks because now you living in the life you want Stop spending money nervously. Yeah. Yeah, that's no ism in that. Yeah spend your money She read the magic book too. Yeah That's the gratitude book. I just finish off and it shifts things Two things that I think is really funny one. I used to you know, put a lot on my wife I used to you know complain about stuff But I try not to complain on the outside, but I you know get home I was just like, yo, you know, boo boo boo the Monday she goes In my my morning time. I don't want to hear shit. I want to wake up. I want to meditate I want to you know, listen to michael beth with I I need my morning to be peaceful And I got so mad. I was like, I was like, well, fuck it. I'm not gonna tell you shit You know I'm saying like but I was mad because this is like what I wake up to I'm I'm dreaming and waking up in the middle of the night because I'm so anxious and I'm so worried About shit that people are probably not even thinking about it anymore. And so It took me to go. Well, fuck you. I'm not saying shit else To having to make myself either go in my studio or leave the house To waking up going I don't I don't wake up in the middle of the night too much anymore I don't there's certain things that I don't do Just because I stopped being so negative in the morning that shifted my day that gratitude I just finished it and I want to redo it again just because it literally like when you when you go from It you you got parts of it where it goes even if you say something negative make sure you're seeing something Um behind so in other words, I'm like Yeah, yeah, if I'm sitting here like man fuck You know what I'm grateful that I met him even if you grateful that I met him So I know not to move like that Exactly like stuff like that But I'm I'm grateful and it's all the things you got to write 10 things down plus other things they start Asking you to do but you got to write 10 things you're grateful for every day for 30 days Have you tried the 369? I didn't try to three times in a day Three six nine six times in the evening nine times at night for 30 days. Everything is yours Listen, I when I tell you it's it's change this this before I got into this I remember um You know, I have my my updates and bad days of like having money right and I remember Yeah, yeah, I mean this is Before but I remember going I remember going at a certain point like there's nothing I could do about it I'm in this situation. So I say that to go. I remember doing this show in new york and they paid me. I think 2,500 right Was it 2,500 was 15 Regardless for the for the purpose of the story. It was like I think 1,500 um That was my money to take care of back bills And I was sitting there and I was just like man I was I didn't have rent. I didn't have none of that and I'm like out doing postmates and all this stuff I remember coming home And the day rent was due another check Same people came in the mail And I was sitting there going damn like should I cash in so they're gonna try to take this shit back Honestly, it didn't even matter because at least the money's there until they go take it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Shit like that. What happened anytime I go I I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna work towards it I'm gonna do my postmate rides and stuff, but I don't have it all but I never was like I ain't got it I just was like, well, I'm just in the situation ain't shit. You could do about it And I ain't go. I just learned that. Yeah, I just learned that like shit this year or damn near last year Yeah, but I just learned that I'm a person that worry about shit. I can't control In life. I'm at this age 29 when I'm learning things that shit. I used to try to control didn't happen to me and it's like Let me live more because I can't control life in this Yeah, so that's raw that y'all saying that because a lot of people probably watching this right now And thinking about shit. They can't fully enjoy the episode because they're thinking about some other shit. You know Listen, we getting all deep and stuff. It's it's real That's it's a big thing of why I watch, you know, who I'm around and you know, the The music like I think about how many murders or gangbangers or certain things that happen and it takes a real Psycho person to not be on any type of drugs or liquor And other To go out and just kill niggas or do certain things. I don't see somebody fully sober Or fully, you know, I'm talking about mentally right Yeah, your mental health even without the music like you mean you can't go And just to start taking mom for his life. You just can't so even food Like, you know, the chickens are cooped up. Yeah in thousands and thousands. Yeah, mama's that got a lot to do with our energy They're hurting. They're crying the death hurts. Yeah, and then you turn around and we eat that shit putting in our body And then you wonder why you feel the way you feel that's why niggas be ready to smoke niggas niggas you didn't Do you do a some papas? And then pop Louis I just tell you what's so funny about y'all about the rat thing. I know I'm laughing because you're such a comedian Every time you get into some real life be like, yeah Niggas Like And we're ever eating this shit. That's why we ready to kill niggas. So we eating chicken wings that look like this Yo For real Chicken look like this And you wonder why you were you ready to kill a nigga missing one leg. Yeah Shit that looked like this and your body fucked up. You wasn't supposed to eat that. That's why I'm ready to kill a nigga Yeah Yeah That's real. I would love to recommend a book though. I am you should read. I am I am Uh, I don't know his name, but y'all look up these books. That book is good. Good. Good I'll wait for you to do a punch Right Damn, I'll tell you about what I am I'm a piece I'm a pen shit all over this her magnet I am or uh, is it? Hold on. Let me check my library. Hold on. All right. So this is how we go in this episode They so deep into this shit this shit gonna last for two hours. We can do this shit all night That got good. So look this is what we're gonna do Why before we wrap it up Y'all telling the book the people the people that's watching y'all tell them the book they need to watch They need to watch watch or read. I mean read the book. They should watch right Okay, if you're a lady and you're looking for some Some ism You need to read Steve Harvey's book act like a lady. Oh, I get it. I ain't reading Anyway, uh, I would say start with the magic the magic is a great 30 days really good The magic it's the same same people that made the secret Oh, okay. I heard of that magic. Yeah, okay I recommend y'all to read cap the underpants. What I'm just fucking That's the last book you read while you being funny. No, I real talk. No, I think last book I read was uh Well, damn the actual book I listen a lot of out of your books. Yes, that's great. That's qualified Yeah, I listen to it on audible. It's called one truth. I fuck with j. Prince. That's the last one I listen to the whole thing one one truth one lot I'm going nigga. Yeah, I am I create I am I create this what it looked like Better not be steve heart. No. Yeah, that's that's Steve Harvey book was good. That's for the ladies It's the candy kick back. Thank y'all so much shanta I appreciate you coming through this motherfucker. You feel me choppy game. What is this thug mansion feel me? You can come through this motherfucker anytime. Amen all day can't wait to come back for some positivity. You know Christina Louis belt. Thank you. I love everybody