 Hey, Cornwood. Come here real quick. Oh, okay. Get your hands off me. Okay. Listen, bud. I believe in you, alright? What the hell? Okay, thanks. Why was that so sensual? Don't grab me like that again. Okay, yeah, my bad. Okay, take out vehicle. Oh, god damn it! On your toes, on your toes, son. Here, get in the vehicle. Don't stop hitting me, man. It hurts. Well, you gotta start paying attention. Okay, Cornwood, you gotta slow down, Cornwood. Why? Jesus Christ, Cornwood. You're blowing red lights. It's fine. There was nobody there. Alright, Cornwood, mostly what we're gonna be doing is just enforcing traffic laws, okay? And we're under orders from the cap not to let these fucking grime workers keep fucking around too much, okay? Apparently, they're driving these delivery trucks driving like crazy. Hey, watch where you're driving, jackass. Oh, come on, Cornwood. Please, okay. Don't listen to him. He's new. What the hell do you mean I'm new? I damn near invented this damn city. Been a long five years since you've been here, Cornwood. Yeah, I haven't eaten. Well, they're speeding. Locked them 49. You want to pull them over? I would love to. Pull up behind them, Cornwood. No. Hey, trust me. Howdy, howdy, ma'am. How you doing today? Dispatch 175, 1038, Westbound, Adams-Apple Boulevard under La Perta Freeway with a black and color tow truck. I could buy one time. Do you realize you were going 49 and a 45? Oh, shit. Why was I going 49 and a 45? Listen, I was a little discombobulated because the train kind of threw me off guard. So I was just a little bit discombobulated. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm inclined to not believe a damn word you're saying because you're wearing a mask and that's awfully suspicious to me. Oh, sorry, sorry. I'll try to do the mysterious route, you know what I mean? Okay. Okay. Listen, we're down by the towing company. Look at how dirty it is down there. You never know where you're going to catch. Okay, so here's what I'm going to ask you. Can I see your license and registration, please? Can I actually ask you to get out of the car and just stand with us on the sidewalk, please? Also, by the way, the speed limit's 35. Well, I told her it's 45. Yeah, well, I mean, either way, she was still breaking it, but it is 35. I'll figure this out. All right, ma'am. It looks like we have a little bit of an issue here. It looks like you weren't going 49. It looks like you were going 59. Oh, 59? Yes. Now, you were going 49, excuse me, 59 and as such, you were going 14 miles over the speed limit. Technically, you did say I was going 49. Well, I did say that, but it doesn't matter what I said. It matters what I'm going to say. And I'm going to say that, ma'am, if you're not careful, you're going to go to jail. Okay, so I got a description here of the suspect. It's between the height of 5'1 and 6'4. Exactly beige skin tone. Could be of any ethnicity and no gender listed. And you fit that description perfectly. What is that for? Terrorism? Huh? Hold on. Okay, now hold on a sec. I have never done any sort of terroristic act in my life. I'm a simple tow truck driver, sir. Well, some would classify driving 49 and a 35 as a terroristic act. Always because I'm a woman? Well, I mean, you could be causing terror. Man, woman or child, you could be causing terror on television. That's quarters. Here, do me a favor, ma'am. Can we go and check that bag of yours? There's a bunch of money in here. What are you doing? This is a clutch six bag. Where did you get this bag? I don't know. Some of my friends gave it to me and said, here, this is some stuff to carry your stuff. Your friends? Who are your friends, ma'am? I'm going to be honest. Just the people I met outside the apartment. I guess technically they're not really my friends. They're kind of just people that I met outside the apartment. But I kind of said, hey, that's a cool looking bag. Like, hey, you want one? I was like, yeah. Really? So, yeah, they gave me one. I was like, oh, that's cool. They're nice. I tried to fit a tire in there and no water wouldn't fit. Really? Filled with money, ma'am. I'm going to go and check this vehicle. Do you trunk? Wheel. Crafted of perfection ensures a smooth journey for any vehicle. Ma'am, ma'am, can you explain to me what this wheel is for? I have to go help somebody. I have to go help somebody prepare their tire. Okay, well, you told me earlier, ma'am, that you tried to put this wheel in that bag. Can you tell me with any sort of conventional knowledge that you could think that this thing would fit inside of that bag? Okay, yeah, I actually do explain that to me because now I'm a little curious as to how you thought this would fit. Ma'am, this isn't making any, your story ain't lining up. At least you can fit half of it in there. At least. Listen, this is not a half bag. Look, it's one whole thing at once or nothing. We don't think it's half ass, all right? We're going to go ahead and let you go. However, we're going to have to confiscate this wheel and we're going to have to confiscate that bag. I paid $30 for that tire. I'm going to have to take this tire for testing at the lab. We've got to make sure you don't have marijuana stuff. For all we know, there could be all kinds of crack, cocaine, black tar heroin. Yeah, cocaine. You know what? I understand that. I'm sorry, marijuana what? Marahoochee. What's Marahoochee? Bad shit. All right, have a nice day, ma'am. Can I buy that tire back later? The speeding ticket would have been more than the tire. Yes, we're cutting you some slack. This is our tire now. Like $120 more. Yeah. This is our tire now. This tire. I don't fucking know. I don't know why you took it. Well, I had to do something. No, I can't give it back. No, I can't give it back. She's going to think we don't know what we're doing. All right, ma'am, you have a great day, okay? Have a great day, ma'am. You stay out of trouble. We've got a lot of important business to take care of. Yeah. Let us know if you see anybody between 5'1 and 6'4 with beige skin that is a human. Absolutely. And you as well, ma'am. Can we make a pit stop at Senior Buns so I could get a Senior Burger so I could get a Dr... Holy shit! Watch where the hell you're driving. I had a green light. Are you guys all right? Cornwood! Oh, wait, what the hell? I'm Ziggy. How you doing? What the hell? Hey, jackass. That's cornwood. I see not much has changed. Cornwood. What the hell is this damn local? Okay, listen, so here's what we're going to do. I'm going to go ahead and let you off of the warning, okay? I wasn't even driving! Hey, do you work for Group 6? Group 6, yeah, I'm the Global Director of Management. You know what to do with this bag? Some lady had it and she was not working it. We confiscated it. Some lady named St. Martin. A Group 6 bag. If it's a Group 6 property, I can take care of that. What the hell is this? Go ahead and take this as well. I don't have drugs in it. Sure, just... Yeah, all right. Give me that, I guess. I'll just put it in the car. Oh, yeah, just put it in the trunk. Okay. We don't usually work with tires, but I guess I'll... Just deliver that. Appreciate it. Well, yeah, have a good day, officers. We're about Barry Benson, Global Leader and entrepreneur down at Group 6 Security. Okay, sounds good. Thanks, Benson. Yeah, no worries. We could go to Senior Berger real quick. All right, well, we cracked that case. That was easy. Hungry. Yeah, good work. Yeah, you too. Well, what the hell? Tizai Amadeus Gryffindor. You're under investigation. Okay. Let me find Dahlia. Oh, my God, that's Cornwood. That's a piece of shit. I was told you are a criminal. Is this true? No. Yes, he is. He just fucking... It shattered my arm. You see, the people are speaking against you. Oh, good. Ziggy, I'm not no damn criminal. I had glass in my arm, Cornwood. Just letting you know, Cornwood, I have still secured this tire. It's under my jurisdiction. I've made sure to secure it. Okay, that's good work. Good work there, Benson. I will die with this tire. Look, Ziggy, look, we're going to... I'm going to go ahead and let you go with a warning, okay? Nothing to worry about. Let me go with a warning, Cornwood. Yes, I think you all did a great job. And Benson over there, he got the bag, that group sex bag and the tire. Okay, good. Okay, great. I need to go to the hospital, man. I really don't feel good, dude. Okay, well, let's head over. Jesus Christ! Hey, hey, hands to yourselves, people. Okay. Watch out, buddy. Watch out, guys. God damn it, Jesus Christ, Cornwood. Jesus Christ. Okay, Christ is averted. Everybody can go about your business. I appreciate it. Cornwood, let's get the hell out of here. This is a god damn shithole. Yeah, it is. We got to get out. You know, if I didn't have my damn pistol out, I wouldn't have been able to disable these crazies. Did I call you big corn? No. What about big wood? Yes. Okay. All right, big wood. Let's get out there. Cornwood! Jesus Christ, why do you keep doing that? Because it's faster. Big wood, you're going pretty hard now. Well, we're doing fine. You broke the car. It's fine. There's nothing wrong with it. Look at it. There's literally nothing wrong with the car. It's fine. Here, just roll down a window. I can't fight. Just roll down a window, you'll be fine. Yeah, and let the smoke in, bro. Come on, corn. Get out of the car. The fumes ain't that bad. It ain't that bad. You get used to it after a while. Hey, I'm going to fix it. Don't worry. Oh my, how does this work? Looking good. Why does it do that? Are you going to put that back on or? Wait, where'd it go? It was a work. It's fine. Pull this over. Pull it over. How are you driving with a wheel in your face, sir? No, I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to tell you like this. I'm going to tell you like this. I'm going to tell you like this. You pull me over, right? Is that Larry? No, I'm going to tell you like this. Hold on, I'm going to tell you like this. You pull me over, and I'm going to give you the most craziest attitude you have ever witnessed. Okay, I want that. Pull it over. That would be funny. Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, fellas. Who got it going out? Fellas, fellas, fellas, please, please, please. Put those shit away. Hey, why would you put your damn tire away? How are you driving with a damn tire in the front seat? Don't worry about waterfall. Okay, why the fuck are you driving with that stomach in the way? Because I need it. That's a good point. That's for protection. Why do you not put your damn tire in your damn storage right here? What storage? The storage in your damn tow truck. Look, you got this whole thing. Look, what is this? Like right here, you see the boxes under the thing right there. Look, look, it goes right up here, man. Look how nice that is. Oh, I'll apologize. Okay, that's what I thought. Okay, all right. Now, y'all have a nice day now. Okay, don't run no damn red lights. Hey, you guys have a blessed day. Hey, you guys have a good day now. You guys have a good rest of your night. All right. Absolutely, here's Will. Okay, y'all have a nice day now. Okay, you guys have a blessed day. Hey, you guys be safe. Be safe, y'all. All right. You know, you know what they're, damn, what was your name again? Leon Cassidy. Okay, so we're fucking partners now, man. Well, listen, I think you did a great job today, Cadet. I'm not a Cadet. I think it's time for me to turn in. I'm going to go ahead and handy the keys. All right, so you can go in, you know, do as you please. Make sure you bring it back in one piece. Keep up the good work. I think we did good today. We made the city a better place, I think. All right. Yeah, I think I think I'll be around a little bit more. What do you, stop? What do you get your hand? It was good. It was really. Get off of me. Nice riding with you. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it was nice riding with you too. You're going to be a great officer someday.