 Hey, you're the guy with the ad online. Yeah, you want the item how much do you want for it? It's a thousand dollars for that. Yeah, it's a good price. I already gave you the friends and family discount No, I don't want that. You don't like discounts. No, I do. It's just that we're not friends. I want the guy You just met this count $1,000 $200 $999 $6,000 $998 $300 and moral support $400 and Moral support. No, you had chance Why is it worth that much? See this item has been my family for hundreds and hundreds of seconds. Oh, wow, that makes sense No wonder it's so expensive and during this conversation 15 seconds has by So I'm afraid I'm gonna have to you Increase the price wait a minute Actually, no, don't wait a minute. Can I see it? I'll try to if you buy it, but how do I know it's not empty? Are you telling me that you won't trust a guy who just met in a shed location train study something much better than it's worth But why did you set up this meeting on the rooftop? Because the higher we are the higher I can charge $900 plus shipping Shipping you're standing right in front of me the package is right there True, but I came all the way to the rooftop of the building I live in also To give it to you. I have to do this action Look at it Quality service, and I'm doing it free I'll take it. Do you accept checks? I do This literally says I owe you. Yes, trust me. I'll pay Does this check look valid? Do I look stupid? Do I look like the kind of guy who would accept the check without a signature? There's the money There you go, you just bought my friendship or friends now Yes, that's got fun. Thanks, bro. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Not your bro. You didn't take that friend close friend best friend, bro Bro family guard the last one is out of stock Although some people will say the belief. Oh those cunt cults