 I'm writing a book and I asked stupid babies to title the chapter of each of the chapters in the book. Is this a picture book? Yes. Pictures of you pole dancing with my mom. Actually, there's a copyrighted, so you can't use those. Here's some of the title choices. Okay. The Tale of the Tasty Nuts. What would that be about? Tales of Kamasutra. My taste of your nuts. The piano. No one wants to hear that. Juice. Bearded bastard. Not allowed. Swirly, twirly semen. What? Piece of shit. You're not going to find out one publisher. Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Directives of Corbin. I love stupid babies. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Oh, and that's just the tip of the iceberg, man. I'm going to have 500 chapters just so I can use the titles. Are you just going to have chapters? Nothing written on them? Probably, because these are freaking gold. Corbinization. Come on. That's got to have Corbinization. What is this book going to be about? Life. Me. The Diamond Dick of Rick and SRK, Satan's Asshole, The Bootlickers, Corbin's Mom, The Mole on My Butt, Hives. Today we have a title announcement for a new Surya. Yes, and the title announcement will be Northwestern. That'll be the move of the tides today. It'll be in the Northwestern. That's the title announcement, so be careful surfing, everybody. Yes, but it's, I believe, now called Kangoova, and indeed it does these things for the big stars. I know. I know they do it. And they're like, we're going to make a video to release the title of our film. Yep. Amen. If people eat it up, and it's for at least 11 hours, go 3 million views. Title announcement. People really wanted to know that title. I did, but before it was Surya 42. Here's my question. So you're going to release a video that is the announcement of the title, but in the title of the video, you put the title. Why do I need to watch the video? I now know the title. Exactly. So I think there's some visual representation. You think? I'm sure there will be. Here we go. That horse is not going to make that jump. Okay, we need more title announcements from everybody. That song goes hard. It reminds me of the, ah, the throaty thing. Oh, it's awesome. Did you notice the bottom left-hand side? It said in 3D and 10 languages. Sorry, I was trying to get to it. It's going to release in 3D and in 10 languages. So Surya, I believe, is Tamil. I think he's a Tamil actor. So obviously it's going to release in Tamil, Dalug, Malayalam, Kannada, Hindi, Bengali, English, and Swahili. Maybe, Pig Latin, maybe. And maybe even French. Maybe so. At least five lines will be said in French. Surya, Om Le Dhu for me. Oh, oh, oh. Oui, oui. Par le Dhu français. Ah, yeah, the thing I took from that obviously was the fucking. Kangula! Kangula! Kangula! Yeah, I like it. Is it the same singer? I love that. I know, that throaty, it's great. It feels amazing. It just gives you the vibe. It's like it's going to be this gritty draw. It looks like a big production, though. See, you may have a title announcement. I mean, you're not going to do this for a rom-com. That'd be pretty funny. But for a big epic film, I genuinely all seriousness. I love title announcements. I think that was very cool. They did it for RRR. Yeah, they did. That might have been our first. Didn't they do it for Patan? Probably. Memory serves correctly. I think I recall a title announcement, or at least the announcement of the film just being a singular thing like that. Anyway, that was really good. We've seen very few things of Surya. We've seen obviously... Is that the plain one? Yeah, that was the plain one that we didn't enjoy. Not because of him. It wasn't because of him. It was because of the film that everybody else really, really loved that film. Yeah. But I think I know most of it is the end of Vikram. Right. Where he plays Rolex. Right. And I'm very much looking forward to that. I don't know when that comes out, but I know he was in Jai Beam last year as well. He's known a lot of people. He's a big actor. Oh, it got the attack. We were just talking about that the other day because... Yeah, we did. The IP71. Yeah. So it looks like... I guess there's a lot of people. A lot of people on that. Guest appearances, I suppose. Let's see. Does it have a kangoova? There it is. A warrior. Ooh. In the... In 1678, dies due to a disease. That's the film. The end. He got the black plague and died. In the present, a girl does research on the disease, which killed the warrior in 1678. That's a strange synopsis. Maybe it's one of those, the disease comes back. Or maybe the girl is the warrior. And that's why she's so intrigued by the life of the warrior. It's a reincarnation, and he's the disease. Maybe. You're right. I have no idea. That's a strange synopsis. It is. But it's time to be. So it's probably not... We're going to just left it with a warrior in 1678 dies due to a disease. Wow. Epic. Can't wait to see that. Kangoova. And it originated in a wet market in China. Like he dies at the end. The film goes on. He dies in the credits. Kangoova. For 30 minutes. I know that's not what it is. It just starts. But that would be funny. He's on the bed. I don't feel good. Kangoova. Kangoova. I would love it actually. I would too. That's a great film. It reminds me of, did you see my short film? I posted? Yes. If you haven't seen it, it's wonderful. It's just... All it is is it opens and it's a pair of shorts on a bed. And then five minutes of credits. We thank the country of Sri Lanka for the use of their capital in that short. In the credits. Of course, no animals were harmed in the making of this short film. It was a short film. Get it? Directed by Siva, who I don't recognize. If I've seen something of him, please let me know. Well, I hear he's doing a movie about a guy in 1678 who dies from a disease. I think so. I could be wrong. Could be wrong. Looks like he directed it. And he was also one of the writers. And that is any other... Yeah, Rogi Babu. Man, he's in everything right now. If there's a supporting cast, Rogi Babu is in it. Get Rogi Babu to be a part of that. He's a good actor, man. I like him. I do too. He's always good. So I'm guessing... Please let me know. I believe Surya is a Tamil actor. So it's the main language. And I'm interested in the ten languages. That's pretty standard though, I feel like. Ten? For big films? Three. Well, they might do them. I can't recall ever seeing anything that said it was going to be in ten languages. I think most big ones, like Bahubali's and RR's and... I can't even name ten Indian languages. Yes, you can. No, I can't. Yes, you can. No, I can name probably eight or nine. I bet you can name ten. Go ahead. Hindi? Yes. Bengali? Yes. Tamil? Yes. Telugu? Yes. Canada? Yes. Alayalam? Yes. Marathi? Yes. I said Marathi. I said Malayalam. Yes. I said Canada. Yes. Oh, Punjabi. Yes. So I did get ten. Yes. And that's the ten that there's going to be. I'm smarter than I think. But yeah, it looks... I mean, just for the title, my main takeaway is... I don't know what kanguva means, but I love the song and I love saying it. I do too. That's my main takeaway. Mine too. It comes out, I guess, a year from now, essentially? Yes. Early... Early 2024. 2024. Yeah. So that's exciting. Let us know what the next Surya film that we should watch is and anything else we need to know down below. Josh!