 So this video is sponsored by Saints Row 3 which is out today on the Switch. You can pick it up digitally or you can go in a game store for wherever you buy video games and buy it physically. It's a game I highly recommend and not just because they're sponsoring the video, but because I played this on launch day when it came out back way way on the 360 in the PlayStation 3 and I loved it. It's one of my favorite open world games of all time. That was amazing. You just got half a million in one. I stood in front of a trash truck. You crushed that. Anyway, we're gonna have some fun today. As you can see, I just think I nip slipped you a little bit. For right now, we're gonna go and start this video. So thanks for watching and thanks to Saints Row 3 or Deep Silver for sponsoring this video. Oh, these don't fit my face at all. Perfect. We're waiting down here so patiently. What you've been doing? Pokemon Go. Oh, in the house? Yeah. Did you catch anything? All right, I've already set you up. Okay, one thing you have to be careful of is cops are after you right now. I tried to shake them for you, but I couldn't do it. I'm gonna make you drive to the shop because you don't really ever play games like this. So I just kind of want to see how you go as I set up the premise for the video. It's a short drive. You got this. He's not really shooting. I know you gotta go. Hold the right trigger. Bye, fool. Why is it going so slow? Hold the right trigger. You're not holding the trigger. All right, now you gotta go. You see the green line on your GPS? Where's the backup button? The other trigger on the other side. This game sucks. No, don't say that. This game doesn't suck. It's great. It's one of my favorites. Turn around. You see that little map down there? Yeah, you gotta follow it. Once you actually get on the right track, you're gonna turn all the way around. I don't know. You've got this. Oh, well, one cop down and three go. Once you get on the right track, you'll see the big green arrows telling you where to go. I see the big cop car. You got this. You got this. You got this. Okay. Now, for any point you want turbo, you just gotta click that in. That'll make you go super. You gotta turn there. That's okay. You'll get it. I hope that's the story. Okay. There it is. That big purple building that looks like a circus. No, the turbo button. Okay. And then X to get out. Okay. You're in there. You got four million dollars. This is all you. And then we're gonna go out in the real world and we're gonna try and buy that outfit and you're gonna make me probably look stupid. I don't know what to do. I can't get buff in the next 10 minutes. So that's out of the option. I've chosen this outfit. Let's go for the ball. How about now? Remember, also, we're in Texas. So I don't want to be shot. Hat aside. Tell me he doesn't look cool. He doesn't look cool. I'm telling you that. So, I mean, you could pick a really cool outfit and then it would give me a chance to go shopping. Why would I do that? Why something that isn't the same three shirts I wear in every video? I would not get any of the ones that have that little saints symbol next to them because those are like the big over the top DLC ones that come with this Switch version of the game, which includes all the DLC that was ever released. By the way, that was a lot of DLC. When I started the game, it was like, you have unlocked. You have unlocked. You have unlocked. You've given me a bowl of hat. I didn't intend to. Were you not wearing that earlier? No. Oh yeah, I was. You were. Okay, so don't blame me for this ugly hat. That's your choice. It's not ugly. It suits my outfit. I'm Detective Woodison. Detective ugly hat. Uh, so Planet Saints had some pretty average outfits. Not that I want to dress up too crazy. So now we're in Let's Pretend. Oh, I could be a swashbuckling pirate. We could find that. It probably would be expensive though. Now, not if we go to the thrift store. Okay. When piecing together an outfit slowly between all the shops, nobody loves me now, which looks like it's going to be like a little emo. Yeah, this could be interesting. You know, we might just need to make one trip to hot topic and room outfit. The only store we haven't gone to now was like, like leather and chain or something like that. And I'm not, I don't think that's a store I want to let you find me an outfit in. That's just me going to the beach on Australian summer right there. Although I probably wouldn't be wearing a sweater at the beach. What about that? Can you find that? Can I find a Dr. Seuss hat at the thrift store that doesn't have lice in it? No. Do your thing. I need to turn the air con on. So when I come back, whatever it is, we'll just go with it. Where can we get a, we can get a bathroom but bed bath and beyond. Do they sell bathrooms? I think they just. It's bed bath and beyond if they don't have a bathroom. Bathroom stuff, not bathroom outfits. You wear it in exclusively in the bathroom. I'm googling it. Yeah, see, they're all silky and white. So I don't know if we'll be able to find a red one. You can find a bathrobe anywhere. We could go to Walmart and get everything that we need. Give me gloves and make a look. I'm about to steal something. Hobo gloves. They actually are called hobo gloves. So out of every outfit and all four of the stores we went to, we have decided on the bathrobe and hobo gloves and a cowboy hat and creeper sunglasses. See, when you say it like that, you make it sound bad. I mean, also why, how do we find a bathroom at Leather and Lace? Because it was like a Hugh Hefner robe and we changed the color. Oh, I get it. Okay. Well, now I got, okay, that, that feels cool. I'm walking around like Hugh Hef. I can get on board with that. Oh, and you know the best part about this is we don't, we don't have to like take a picture of it for reference. We'll just take it with us and then we can look at the outfit in the stores on our switch. Okay. Just in case we are confused about how frilly the shirt needs to be. Let's go. Okay. Avert your gaze, people. When nipples are out. The game is so crazy and chaotic and over the top and stupid. And I think they wanted me to do that, like go out in public and talk to people and be stupid. But I realized, um, I have crippling anxiety and the idea of talking to anyone dressed like this, ah, well that scared the crap out of me. Also remember that this is Texas. I don't think anyone would take to this kindly. Where's your sunglasses? Oh. Yeah, that fixes it. Is that better now? I look normal again. Yeah. You guys thought I wouldn't sneak a bang energy drink into this video, but I also got it in my hair. That's cool. We're going to return it. I don't, I kind of feel like that guy from Big Lebowski right now. What's his name? Um, well, I'm going to guess Lebowski, right? So I've always really liked the Saints Row games. Um, what? Huh? Do I look more like the dude from Lebowski or more like Thor in the new movie? You look more like Randy Savage on the weekend. Please don't do that at all. Randy Savage. We're good. You should have had a ponytail because your character has a ponytail. People don't watch this channel for a ponytail cam. They watch this channel for the luxurious locks of hair. Okay. Oh, there's a duck. Go ask the duck how he feels about your outfit. What do I say? I'm nervous. I'm nervous to meet the duck. What do you say to a duck? Oh, come on, man. What do you think of my outfit, buddy? I was supposed to interact with people like out on the street, but daddy had social anxiety. So instead I'm going to interact with you and see like your emotions and your feelings over here, your emotions and your feelings on my outfit. So just wondering like, what do you think? You're adorable. He makes no decisions. Only sweet. Yeah. What I just said to Logan here, but to you now instead, I will phrase it. So like, what do you think of my outfit? Well, he's backing away. So I'm assuming he hates it. Have you heard of Saints Row 3? Were you aware that it released today? Excuse me. He did say something as he left. I wasn't done, actually. Excuse me, young man. It released today on the Nintendo Switch. So if you wanted to pick it up, am I scaring you? He does not like it. It's the sunglasses. Take the glasses off. Hey, Kim. So what's your favorite game that released on the Switch on the 10th of May? Would that be Saints Row? You got it. Sponsor of this video. Just use this as the thumbnail. This is good. Now we're going to play the game. If you haven't played a Saints Row game before, they're completely over the top insane. You know how in other open world games of this nature, it's kind of like you hit the save button and then you like cause havoc and then you reload your save. So it's like nothing ever actually happened. While in Saints Row, the entire game is like that moment in between save files because it doesn't matter. You can destroy things, kill people, run things over, blow things up. Like you actually, you get points for driving on the wrong side of the road. Wow. Way to pick the mission where I probably can't even show it on my channel. Oh, that's something else, by the way. This isn't a kid-friendly game at all. Also, one of my favorite things about this game is all like the melee moves are like wrestling moves. You can do an RKO's, punch people in the face. I used to do this all day every day. I'd run down the street, lies down on the ground after like he's so happy with himself. I know the first mission in this game, you're in a plane and you jump out of it and then the plane tries to hit you and you jump, you crash through the window, fall through the plane, kill a guy, come out the other side and keep free falling as a bunch of debris and cars are falling around you and you're shooting bad guys. And that's like every mission in this game is like that. And I loved it. Oh, and the soundtrack has Kanye West. Bees. You're shooting bees. Is it bees? Look at the bees. Oh, it is. I had a bee holder. I got a bee gun. And I think the thing I like the most about these games is that they just don't take themselves seriously at all. This for me is an absolute no-brainer. I highly recommend checking this game out. Kim, she went to the bathroom. I'll say goodbye for her. Bye. Bye from me as well. Thanks to Saints Row for sponsoring this video and I'll see you next time. If you liked this video though, if you had fun, make sure you hit like on it. Make sure you have flip on the subscribe button. And that's really all I have to say. Really? I just ended the video and now you're going to come downstairs. What do you have to say for yourself? Okay, bye.