 Well, I woke up this morning, and what did I see? A day of opportunity staring back at me. There's plenty YouTube channels gonna upload today. And that means money, money, money, gonna take it all away. Ah, time to browse my favorite creators on YouTube. Let's see who I can steal from today. My job here is simple, but it takes some dedication. After all, there's so much to go through. There's way too many people here just trying to make a living. So let's get to work and see who we can screw. We are R-U-M-G, and we are trying to make a buck. Cause we don't already have enough to spare. Think about our music, we don't give a fuck. We'll take your money and live without a care. Just ask our friend Gus Johnson, he knows us all too well. He talked about Bohemian Rhapsody. There wasn't even music in that video to tell. But we claimed that shit and made his cash for free. Hey Chad! Hey Brad! I just got 15 million views worth of revenue from this dude's video. Sweet! How much of the video was claimable? 8 tenths of a second. Nice! Not the Unlush nor Mini Ladder, even Mr. Beast. Can slide a split second under our nose? We manually search your channel for anything we feel. Might give us grounds to claim your videos. Or that one, we don't really care. We are trying to make a buck. Cause we don't already have enough to spare. If you even think about our music, we don't give a fuck. We'll take your money and live without a care. Hey guys! So we've been having some complaints from some creators, large and small, who seem to think that you might be claiming a bunch of videos that you don't really have the grounds to claim. I know it's stupid. Get the fuck out! Right? Right? Okay. No problem. Cause if they piss us off, that'd be their ass. We are UMG and we are trying to make a buck. Cause we don't already have enough to spare. If you even think about our music, we don't give a fuck. We'll take your money and live without a care. We are trying to make a buck. Cause we don't already have enough to spare. Don't give a fuck. We'll take your money and live without a care. Is a claim from Universal Music Group. No, no, no. This video is already claimed, obviously. This is a claim on you. You, the person watching this video. We've claimed your entire fucking being for breathing air. Our music was made by people that also breathe air. So fuck you. We own you now. Deal with it.