 What is up my Cranky Crew? It's Ethan from Cranky Plays and today we are here playing ChexQuest HD, baby! Big, big thank you to Chex for sponsoring this video. I'm gonna be playing ChexQuest with my good buddy Brian, Irger Beagley, but before we get into the video, just a couple of things I wanna let you know. So not only are we playing ChexQuest HD on Steam today, but also, ChexQuest has a new comic book that is out right now. As a part of free comic book summer, Chex is releasing these comic books nationwide in comic stores all across America, as well as 500 limited edition, 500 black and white variants of this comic. The anthology features a story for each of the six heroes as well in the ChexMix Squadron, as well as an exclusive first look at the Flemowitz dimension, so no big deal. So if you wanna check out the comic, you can not only obviously purchase a physical comic, but you can also see a digital version of the comic for free. Go down in the description below. All of the links will be there as well as a bunch of high res images, which are also available for download. So you can go to comicsology.com and chexquest.com. Again, everything down in the description below. Huge, huge thank you to ChexQuest for sponsoring this video. I really, really appreciate it. But without further ado, let's get into the game, maybe. Brian, so we have a time limit of five minutes, or we have Zorches, 10, 15, 20, or 25 Zorches. Listen, I'm an eSports gamer, so it doesn't matter. Let's do 25 Zorches or five minutes, okay? Oh my gosh. Whichever comes first. Do you think we're gonna Zorch each other that many times in this amount of time? I can screen look. No screen peeking, Brian. No screen peeking. I've also got a big boy. A big boy? Weapon, so. He doesn't know. Chad, he doesn't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You get away from me. You get away from me right now. I have no idea if we're actually, oh, you are hitting me. I'm gonna Zorch ya. I've been Zorched! Got you not Zorched! Dude! Hold on, let me get a, I know where a big Zorch gun is. So let me just. Oh! You're the one who got Zorched though. Dude, I need to have, I need to have streamer luck, all right? So let me get some sick kills. Thank you. I'll just pretend not to see you next time I see you. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Oh man, where could he be? Oh, you've been Zorched, dude! That's so embarrassing. Where are you? I don't know, where could I be? Where could I be? Oh, I see him! You can't escape from me. I'm walking. I'm not trying to, I'm trying to kill you dead. No, no, no, dude. I am the number one player. Wait, hold on! I am the number one player right now. I have to run. In eSports. And now that you've gotten two kills, you're number one. In eSports checks quest. If I die, it's because I let you get me. It's true. Oh, see? Look who's been Zorched! Oh! I'll play her too with Zorched. Oh, man! You want to do a rematch? I'll rematch you, sure. Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Here he is! Oh, my gosh. Let me in! Let me in! Dude, yes. Peek out, Brian. Peek out? No, I'm scared. I'm scared, I'm scared. You're scared? I see you. There's nothing to be afraid of. Except for death itself, Brian. Death itself! Zorched, baby! Where are you? I'm where you'll never find me right next to you. Oh! I almost sweeped, dude. I almost sweeped. I believe the word is swept. You're right. You're right. Grammar of whom? Excuse me, grammar of whom? It gets Zorched, dude. That was the quickest Zorched I've ever seen in competition. Come here, Brian. Come here. Come here. It's against everything I stand for. It is going anywhere near you. Yes! Infinite power! Hold on, let's do a Sporks-only match. How do I equip the Sporks? Oh, there it is. I saw you. Come here. Weep me. Oh my god. This is dangerous. Zorched! How does it feel? That'd be a slow death. Death by Spork. Pull out your spoon. Just a spoon, not a Spork. Oh my god. Eek! You have so much armor! You have like 200% armor. So? All right. All right. Cool. It's you. Me? No. Oh. Oh, it is you. Come here. Oh, it is you. Oh, it is you, isn't it? In it, Mark. In it. Oh, I've been zorched. I wish there was a crouch button so I could key bag you there. I mean, fantastic. That's the true Esports experience. It truly is. As you crouch up and down on the zorched corpse of your enemy. Where? Oh, look who came out on top. Layer two. It's a sad day, Brian. It's a great day. It is a sad day. All right, you want to go one last round? I'll go one last round. This is for all the checks mixed in the bag. I feel like my range of visibility is lessened. Oh, mine is also. Maybe it gave me some sort of, yeah, it made it harder for me. That's what it is. I figured it out. Made it harder for me because it knows I'm going to win. Yeah, I don't think that that's true, actually, because I think that you're actually very bad and not even ranked top 500. Wow, wow, wow. I'll have you know that I'm a diamond rank checks quest player. Yeah, well, I'm plat, so I mean. It picks the rank that's below a diamond in every game. No, but in checks, it's higher. In this game specifically, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, that was foolish for me. Well, and that's why you just got zorged, you know? Where did you go? Don't worry about it. Oh! Get back here! All right, I figured out that you only travel in one direction. Therefore, you are so easy to find and destroy. Oh, what direction am I going in, Brian? You go counter-cl- oh, that's C. C. Figured it out. Figured it out. Listen, man. My accuracy. No! In Clio, I thought we'd play some multiplayer and show you what that's like. But now we're going to go into the single-player mode. And single-player doesn't involve other people. Name Brian. It doesn't involve me. Hello! And ChexQuest is back, baby! Do you remember ChexQuest? Let me know down in the comments. But it is back and for the summer with some sweet, sweet, free multiplayer on Steam. Description, it's in there. The link, I mean. Back by popular demand. ChexQuest is here. We've got single-player. We've got multiplayer, baby! Back in 96. The year that I was born, ChexQuest came out. And now they have remastered it. It's back in glorious HD. High definition. You can see all of their pores. Also new characters, too. But we are going to hop in on the single-player. Let's be pretzel. He's a big pretzel. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Collect that. Thank you very much. Look at this. It's beautiful. It's delicious. It's in space. Also, you probably saw that I could choose different characters. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. It's just how I do it. So on every bag of Chex, there's a code on the back where you can unlock a different character. So I have all of the characters unlocked. But if you got this game as well, which it's free. The download link is in the description below. You can unlock all of the characters by grabbing yourself a bag of Chex. And oh, hello, sir. I'm going to send you back to your own dimension. And so get yourself a bag of Chex. Not only go to a tasty treat, that can't be beat, but also I'm not going to collect it. Okay, closed. We need to open the other ports. What about this one? Who's in here? Oh, hey, yeah, baby. Oh, don't worry. I've got you. I've got you. I picked up a slime repellent. Okay. Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Okay, it's open. I thought that that was going to trigger something awful and spooky and scary and something that will destroy me. Let's go down into the lower depths. Oh, hello, hello. Geez, how many? Okay, my armor is at 4%, which is not super good, not super good. If we could get more Ironmer, that'd be great. Oh, hey boys. How you doing? Let me just zap you up real quick there. Okay, okay, okay. All right, let's keep exploring. Oh no, oh no. How do I reload? Oh no, oh no, this is bad. Oh, can I get them with a spoon at all? Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no. Ooh, I do have this. I do have this. Good, good, good. You're about to get zorched. Ooh, ooh, greetings gossip feed, your old pal. Shit here, unlike those other news sources with the fact checking departments. I'm back from my basement to send you the hottest rumors and speculations on Bezoic. Make mine, honey, ghosted. It seems that somebody has a sweet tooth and sticky fingers. Other than making fun of the other IFS, I want better than this. It seems like Office of Crumb might have a pretty sweet cake when you just signed the case. All right, all right. All right, this is not good though. Oh, why did I do that? That was bad. Oh, hello. Oh no, there's a couple of them. Got them, thank you. Okay, I have nine. I have nine shots left. Can I get a head shot? Six shots. Whoa, we gotta make them count. Hello, I've got four left. Up, up, up, please, okay, okay, okay. Hey, hey, I do not have. Oh no, I do not have. I have bowl of fruit. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. You are no match for me. Oh, is this? Oh, oh, you're all here. Oh, wonderful, oh, wonderful. Oh, you're big too, come on. Come at me, boys. Let's get these phlegmoids back to their dimension. Okay, we need more ammo, we need more ammo. There better be ammo back here or else that these not very good. Oh, do not come close to me, please. Maybe we're really quiet, they won't notice us. Oh no, oh no, oh no, they still know, they still know. Hey, open, open. Mm. Ah, okay, just pick up this. Climate Pellet, Blue Area Access Only. I'm blue, right? I have a blue, I am blue. Oh, here we go. Here we go, here we go. There's still no ammo. Oh, there we go, there we go. Got a little tiny bit, got a little tiny bit. Okay, open it. What if you open? Open her up, baby. It's all open, go, go, good. I have 16 ammos. All right, let's get to the ship. Just as quick as we can. I picked up a blue key, okay. Oh yes, that is wonderful ammo. Oh, just try it, just try. Try and get me. I am unstoppable now that I have so much ammo. Okay, we've defeated our enemies. Let's get onto the ship. Open her up, go up to the tip, tip, top. We've only got 20 ammo left, so. We've got, be careful. Oh boy, oh boy, a lot of boys up here, a lot of boys up here. Mr. Flemoyd, I don't like it when you spray me with your goo. All right, got some health. We've got two ammo left, gamers. Uh-oh, oh, please do not die. Oh, oh, I will not, I will not be your captor today. You guys seeing these sick moves that I'm pulling right here? Wait, I don't wanna go up there yet. I want to collect everything that I can. I picked up a red key, cool. Need that, love that. Ooh, a teleporter, I love a teleporter. Okay, which place did I need to go in with the red key? I think that was back here. Yes, oh no, new enemy, new enemy, new enemy, new enemy. Oh, you take so much ammo to beat. Oh my God, exit facility, exit facility. Oh, oh, 100% of the Flemoyds, gone, gone, gone. Oh, we got some parkour action going on. There we go. Oh my gosh, the range, the range on this weapon. Unbelievable. Oh, do I have a bigger weapon, dude? Oh my gosh, I think I do. All right, I've got the blue key now. Give me some real tough enemies. Oh, like you, oh, done and done, often in two. Yes, yes, excellent. Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, everyone. Oh yes, goodbye, goodbye. Okay, I'm gonna come down here now. Get some slime repellent, okay, okay. Do I have a red key? I know, I love the noises that they make so much. So cute. Oh, I'm getting all of them. Oh, you're not even having a chance to even look at me. You had no chance, and now I have the red key. And infinite ammo, and by infinite ammo, I mean I ran out of ammo and I'm dying. I'm dying and I've run out of ammo. Oh no, and I died, okay. All right, well, this was ChexQuest. Again, if you want to check it out for yourself, it's available on PC and macOS as well. It is on Steam for free. If you want to check out again, the comic book, it is so, so cool. Again, you can look at a digital copy of it for free. The link for that is also in the description down below. And they're doing 500 limited prints of a black and white version, which is super, super sweet. So look for unlock codes on bags of Chex, or you can go to chexquest.com as well. So thank you guys so much for watching, a huge, huge thank you for not only sponsoring the video, Chex, but also for bringing a bit of nostalgia. I remember playing tons of games like this when I was a kid, and it just, it brings back a lot of memories. So thank you, Chex. I've genuinely, I've been eating Chex all night. It's so good. They just sent me a bunch of Chex, and it's been wonderful. So I'm gonna eat it from flavors, just eating the traditional ones right now. But man, they quancy and delicious gamers. Anyway, I'm gonna end this video. Thank you guys so much for watching. Click the link down in the description. And I will see you later. All right, bye. What is up my crazy crew?