 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we are playing Donut County because all my life people have been calling me an A-hole, so I want to be a hole today. Alright, you see this game looks super peaceful, but what you don't realize is I'm about to destroy the whole thing. Okay, so this is me. I'm a hole, and I can do things like this, eating the letters, increasing in my size, until eventually I become large enough to consume this entire goose monstrosity man thing. Alright, hold on. I'm not quite big enough yet. Hold on. Give me your donuts first. Feed me. Feed the hole. Eat the fence. Alright, I'm getting pretty big now. Alright, get in here. It's like an Irish road. It's just a massive pothole. Dude, the honking stopped. I wonder how the honking stopped. Did you actually do something with the honking, man? Just gonna reply with these. I'm gonna plead the fifth. Yeah, there we go. That's a conversation now. Six weeks later. Honestly, my hoodie's given my perfect example here. What? Like I don't understand what I'm doing. I am a raccoon who can also double as a hole and just consume the earth itself. 999 feet below. Donut County. Wait, he destroyed the world itself? Left click to deploy hole. Okay, this is a flashback to how we ended up in that hole. Where should I deploy my hole? What? I'm gonna deploy it here at the rummage sale and just eat some rocks and get nice and big, just like I did when I was a child. Come on. There you go. There you go. It's just about getting the right angle. There we go. That's the rummage sale sorted. Now, can I move on and attack their homes? She's just looking out the door like, Oh, she's closed the door. She's safe now. Honey, did that hole just open the gate? Don't let it in. Oh, it's already in, Mama. She's looking out like, no, the hole. She's still trying to go. It's like the reverse of that movie. She's trying to make a ghostly pottery project. Can I bring you down? There you go. You can return to your pottery. Jeez, imagine me that dedicated to pottery where a hole opens up and starts consuming the very world itself and you're like, no, I'm finishing my pottery. Oh, look at that for a stack. That made me hole nice and big. Please don't use any of these lines out of context on my wiki. Oh, no, it looks so depressed. I've taken its entire life. Oh, no, you're trying to get away, aren't you? How am I gonna get you if you're hovering up there? Oh, I can't quite fit the furnace hole on. Let me consume your moped first. It was sold anyway, so you know what? It doesn't really matter to you. There you go. There's your pizza oven. Oh, it's made it hot. I love it. Hot, hot, hot. Come on. There you go. Now I'll just leave them land, I suppose. Holy shit. I am a big hole. Oh my God, I'm consuming their entire property now. All these rocks. I never thought I could be this big of a hole. Your home is mine. Yeah. Great delivery. Wait, what is this? The trash-opedia? Oh, this is all the stuff that I've consumed. Wait, those are actually called chimine? I thought it was just my dad being weird when he called it a chimine. Have a garbage day, everyone. I've been adjusting my lights, trying to figure out what works, and it looks like I'm just getting progressively more evil as it goes on, so that works for me. They're all trying to pin the blame on the raccoon. The raccoon's just like, it wasn't me. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I may be the king of trash, but I don't open a hole and consume the entire town. I ate a snake. That can't be good for the digestive system, even for a hole. Does a hole have a digestive system? I assume it does. Oh my God, that snake is high as a kite. Look at it. Look how happy it is. Hold on, let me eat some grass in game for a change, and I'll be right back to you when I get nice and big and strong. All right, here we go. Sneak up on them. There you go. Yes. All the snakes have been eaten. I'm like St. Patrick himself. That's how we got rid of all the snakes in Ireland. They opened a massive hole and you just sent them down. Sent them all to Australia, I guess. Oh, no. How am I going to get that chicken down here? I guess I got to raise the snake danger, I suppose. He's raising the snake danger because I'm holding a snake. I don't know how I've done this. I'm just pushing this chicken on a swing. Oh, Jesus. Sorry. Snake danger. Critical. What is this? I'm unscrewing the sign. There we go. Okay, launch the nukes. Oh my God. What the hell? That was containing all the snakes? Okay, that probably wasn't a good idea in hindsight. That's like in a zombie apocalypse, keeping all the zombies in the barn for some unknown reason. I'm looking at you walking dead season 2. That's a whole lot of hole. I'm going to suck up all your belongings now. Oh, this poor guy is just watching it all unfold. I'm making sure to take everything else first. There we go. I got everything. Now it's just you and me. Giant hole? I've come to bargain. Here I come. Consume. Yes. He just kind of accepted it in the end. He didn't really even move or protest or anything. He just kind of stood there and went, well, yes, I'm going in the sinkhole. I love that celebration song they play as I consume everything into my hold. It's one thing to own a chicken, but two chickens, that's two things. Wise words. A life spaghetti with the ability to hate. Great explanation of a snake. Let's have another garbage day, shall we? Lol. That's all he said. They're like telling the story. It's like, it's on my farm. There's snakes coming out of the hole. Then the hole just started consuming my entire life around me. Everything I worked for before it consumed me. Lol. Wait, so it was you who opened the hole. No, did I? Did I? Played the fifth? I think they're all trying to figure out where the person in the hot air balloon is gone. Who is gone? This is their story. They were apparently watching the person in the hot air balloon with their telescope before the hole came. Okay, there's something wrong with your dog. Lol. It's just flipping all over the place. Alright, doggy. YouTube commenters absolutely love doggies. So if you could just get in the hole and not make this look weird, that would be just great. Alright, you're prolonging the situation. Could you just get in the hole, please? Just get in the hole. Get in the hole. Just jiggle it a little bit. Just get in the hole. Okay, you made it so much worse than that had to be. Now everyone hates me. Ruining the suspension of his little caravan. Oh, I can suck up the water. Oh, I'm a watery hole now. Fish, get in. Oh, that's lovely. I don't know what that does for me, but... There you go. Will you eat the fish? Okay, that didn't really help. I thought maybe he might just fall in head first, like I do when I try and eat food. So I gotta get the bird to drink all of the water, I guess. There you go. Drink up. You're gonna fuckin' explode at this rate. And there's fish underneath. Amazing. Let's send the doghouse down to the dog. Oh my god, that goes straight to hell. I knew birds were from hell. The amount of times I've been attacked by, like, ducks or geese and stuff, like, it hasn't been that often, but still, it's too much to be comfortable around them. There you go. Down you go. Down to the pits of hell. I have no sympathy for you. Oh my god. They naged the trailer in his portable outhouse. That's a bit mean. That's his home. Why were you saying you're in love with a bird? It's that legal, he asks. It's about the bird. Okay, maybe they did care about the bird more than the dog. Don't tell me the bird's in there. I don't want it seeking revenge. Oh for fuck's sake, what is this? Coyote just pops out and says, hopeless. We're all hopeless now. Tell me how your life was destroyed. Oh my god, some guy down this lock in the middle of the desert, and I'm destroying his life. I better make myself more evil. I think that's as evil as I can get. Oh my god, that looks so uncomfortable. Oh, that's going to give me some indigestion. But it's going to get a lot of heat up under your tent. Wait, I'm making popcorn. Oh, because I ate the corn off the- Oh my god, that's amazing. I love that. All right, an evil person wouldn't make popcorn. I'm downgrading my evilness to normal again. There we go. Now I'm just popcorn kev. That's not because I made popcorn, by the way. It's just my complexion. They call it popcorn. Wait, those things are rabbits? Jesus Christ. They look terrifying. Could you just like sit down like a normal rabbit? Instead of this whole floaty wobbly leg thing you got going on? At least I hope that's a leg. My hole is eating vegetables. Now some stones. I would rather eat stones than carrots. Oh wait, I'm attracting that bunny with this carrot. Maybe I can get it to open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Let the hole inside. Come on, you want the carrot, don't you? Eat up. There you go. And down you go. No, there's no getting back in the pen now. Once you're out, you're out. There you go. Oh my God, they're bunnies. They're breeding like bunnies down there. I'm gonna send down more. Jesus, overpopulation is definitely going to be an issue in the hole. Never thought I'd say that. Oh my God, look at them. We're ejecting them from the hole. Get back in there. Catch them all. Oh no, what have I done? Will you stop with your dangly leg? Oh my God, like, how out of it do you have to be? To be just watching TV in that pose? You get sucked up by a sinkhole and you don't even break the pose. I think what I'm getting here is this raccoon thinks everything is trash. And as the trash bandit himself, he's just gathering it all, which I totally appreciate, honestly. Yes, feed the hole. You have no idea what you're doing. That poor person in the trailer, or sorry, portable outhouse. It's just like, no, don't feed the hole. Me cooking again. Come on, hand it over, hand it over. How is that bird even alive? I'm here trying to make rotisserie chicken, but he's just not moving. Trying to burn him out of his portable outhouse, but it ain't working. Come on, light the bench on fire. Yes, yes, just disintegrate. Me want bite. Does a hole bite? There we go, now your home is on fire. What are you gonna do, huh? You better come outside. The hole is just waiting by the front door. Remember, only holes can prevent forest fires or start them. And I am going with the latter. I want to burn everything. I need sustenance. Feed the hole. Oh man, I wish I could have voiced the hole in this game. Feed me, feed me. Yes, eat. Oh, indigestion. Surely that bird knows that I want to come for it next. I'm eating cliffs. I'm hardly gonna stop at a bird. It's even cooked now. There it goes. I like this attitude of everything is trash, especially people. He's just talking about how he's given the child the gift of flight and he's a hero. He sent it off into orbit in that hot air balloon. Okay, what do we got here? Yo, you got a firework store? Honestly, I'm doing the community a favor. Fireworks are extremely dangerous. I just ate one. I don't think that's going to prove my point, but they're extremely dangerous. Okay, there we go. I'm lighting them now and I'm eating them. Let me get these birds. Hold on. Let me hit it with a firework. There you go. Now you're talking. For fuck's sake, there's one right up there. All right, let's lighten up the firework. Here it comes. Yes. Oh, it's like loony tunes. And unfortunately for you, you are the coyote. There you go, coyote. Down into the hole. Oh my God, I'm making popcorn again. I don't mean to. I'm sorry. I was so embarrassed because I popcorned in front of someone that I just ate them. God, I just, that's my worst nightmare that I popcorn in public by accident. Oh, look what a wonderful time they're having. I'm jealous and angry. That's not me. But what are these? Oh my God, they're blending in. Time to get your karma, chameleons. You hide from me. You get the hole. Okay, watching them struggle makes me feel like I should turn on the red light again. They're just trying to get away, but I'm not letting them. Get in the hole. Oh, I got rid of the music by accident. Oh, I'll just just fold them up there. Just, yeah, fold them. Just compress his spine a little bit if we could. Just, all right, he still has not woken up. Good Lord, I wish I could sleep that well. Now I'm even more angry because I'm jealous of this man. All right, get in the hole. He's still gonna be sleeping as he falls. He's just gonna wake up in the hole. Let's see. Oh, no, finally woken up. You just think it's a nightmare. It's like, all right, before I hit the ground, I will wake up. The hell, just there stroking your chicken in public. Shame on you. Wait, is he controlling this? You're controlling it from a tablet on the toilet. You're just destroying lives. You have to buy the catapult upgrade right now and fix things. I'm just gonna send you a few docs. Okay, I can fire stuff back out now. I knew that fire would give me indigestion. Oh, wait, I think I get what I have to do. I don't know what it's gonna accomplish, but I can fire it up like this and then lower the hatch. In you go. I don't know what that's doing, but... Okay, wait, I'm at the other side now. Stop stroking your... Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh my God, all these eggs. No, they're all smashing. Oh my God, this is feeding me. I'm getting big and strong from eggs. God, when your diet goes from egg to observatory. There's the Baron. Hope there's not zombies in there. That's right. I'm still not over it walking dead season 2. Oh, sweet Jesus. I don't know if bees are good for the digestive system. Oh, okay, there you go. Gotcha. I just made you thicker to sustain my whole even more. Everything I say is cursed in this video. Oh, this is helping. Good froggy. All right, I am totally willing for this frog to be my sidekick. Oh my God, how did the beekeeper end up there? Can my froggy catch you? Oh my God, my froggy wants you. I don't think he's quite strong enough yet, but we'll get there. Come on, froggy, you're big and strong. The beekeeper knows what's coming. My froggy's almost like a Godzilla now. Come here. I outweigh by about 40 pounds. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's soup. I'm going to have to put soup in the hole. I hate soup. I hate wet food and it's the wettest of foods. All right. I'm in your little soup restaurant. Where's my hole? There's my hole. Sorry, I'm not a very good chef, so I think I might be ruining what you got cooking here. You really want to taste that? Yeah, I warned you. I told you I wasn't a good chef. All right, let's try and get a bit more pepper and a bit more salt. Oh, no, not the buggy. Eat it before the buggy gets inside. Now you can go inside. You still don't like it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go away. Go away. I want pepper. No, don't eat it. Don't eat it. Don't eat it. Don't eat it. Don't eat it. Don't eat it. Pepper me up. Pepper me up. Oh, no, now there's two. Okay, eat it. Eat it. Did that work? Was that enough pepper for you? Yeah, I think so. Oh, I like that. This restaurant should be shut down. The amount of cockroaches around here. Don't worry, I'll eat them for you. When you call the exterminator, when he just eats all the cockroaches instead. As I'm sure you know, you're not supposed to stomp on them, so I guess I'll just eat them all. And I might eat your bunkers as a little snack, too. In fact, I'll eat your entire restaurant. Oh, God, they're skyscrapers, too. I wouldn't mind those just for the road, you know? Honestly, I understand it was called cat soup because it was cats that ran the restaurant, but I don't think cat soup is a good sign to have over your restaurant. But look, for eating all those people, I got rewarded with a drone on the app. It was like a microtransaction. Wait, I worked so hard, I ate half the town to get that thing. Oh, no, they're gonna teach me a lesson. Now I'm behind the hole on behalf of someone else. This is a whole misunderstanding. Down you go, raccoon, you've caused enough damage, I guess. Even though it was technically me. Got suicide by the hole. What a weird way to go. I can relate to this character so much. Oh, my God, they're looking for this person to help us get that child back in the hot air balloon so we can hot air balloon our way out. But you know what, I think I prefer this ending. Everyone's stuck in a hole. There's no more soup left on earth. Yep, this is canon. I hope you enjoyed me being a hole. Oh, wait, I got a text from my mom, hold on. You're an a-hole. Oh, that's what... What a great misunderstanding. Okay, now I understand. I'm not a-hole, I'm an a-hole. Yeah, I get it. All right, thank you very much for watching and I'll play this game. I hope you enjoyed the video. If you did, consider subscribing. I post every single day so I hope to see you tomorrow. That's it. Thank you again and bye for now.