 Hello, Adam Olinger from the channel Adam does movies on YouTube. I'm sure most of you have heard of it a lot of Lot of heads shaking. No, okay. Well, let's just get right down to brass tacks I'm here to try out for a plethora of roles in the Transformers reboot films. I Hear the scripts are staying the same very true to the Michael Bay vision. We're just gonna remake them for cash-grabbing purposes Okay, I'm literally gonna kill you Kate Yeager When I find out who's behind this he's going to die What a very optimist prime thing to say for any Kyle Yeager scene I'd like you to pretend that there's an American flag behind me actually multiple American flags would be ideal I'm just engulfed in American flags really. I don't think this is a truck at all I think we just found a transformer. Oh fuck. I'm getting tangled up in one of my fictitious American flags I know it's gonna be tough to Todd Megan Fox's performance in the first two films But I'm gonna try it. If you think you want to for this rebooted series want to go with a male Sex symbol, maybe what wiki's gay You could try it I could be like the male like pretty boy. I Know it's not much of a stretch Pretend I'm like leaning on a bike camera pans and slowly I'm dripping with sweat. I got a tank on Daisy Dukes Chest up pop the back pop the ass We're retrieving the seed and then we're fucking done defending the humans Autobots Roll out. He doesn't swear in the scene. I know that I also know he doesn't smoke But I figure Optimus is like really bad ass. He's brandishing an iPad. She's just he's had enough He's done with the humans He's been done with the humans since he landed on earth like five movies back, right? So now he's just really done. He's really done for kids camera Does a reach around goes underneath the tush underneath the ball sack you get all up in that business? Because this is a Transformers movie. This is for kids We want to make sure that there's a lot of sexualization on both sides shove the Cuban to my chest Sam Sam Give me the fucking cube in my chest. Put the fucking Cuban my chest you piece of shit Right now cube chest insert it Oh, hello, who are you? I'm a cube. Can I go in your chest? Optimus? Yes That's exactly what I want you to fucking do you understand Sam wit wiki more like Sam dick icky For this next portion, I'll be playing the role of one of the humping robots I'd also like some assistance with this so if one of the female interns No, no gross not you The one over there eating the celery stick for lunch Help me out for a second. I'm just gonna get down by your leg My face is my warrant. I remember that line from one of the films because it was so stupid Think we should bring back the Mountain Dew robot. I'm gonna take a shot at him now Buy a Mountain Dew Shoots one to himself That's good Mountain Dew Pop explodes everywhere. It's like acid It's killing me, but it tastes so good at the same time buy a Mountain Dew or a Budweiser Budweiser robot comes out Uh Yeager catches it Pops the top Let's go kick some ass guys Transformers robot scene this guy's Budweiser drink a cold one now At this time, I'd like to play the part of shy being seduced by the hot female decepticon from Transformers 2 If I could get that same intern back again Unless you have like a brunette version that'll also work very similar and no not you Please god no. Oh no, don't touch me all over hot celery girl What are you doing after this if there is for some reason out of role or multiple roles for me in these films I could also do the sound effects There's always stuff moving Helicopter goes down That's a propeller blade propeller blade always comes off the helicopter Runs around on the ground for a little bit then flies at the camera three dimensionally Transformer flips over Throws them out to do can I'm gonna do some lines for some of the most well-respected transformers to date Skids and mudflap. I'm told they're like the crows in Dumbo very well-ridden Very appreciated characters from the audience. Let's pop a cap in his ass throw him in the trunk and nobody gonna know Know nothing. You know what I mean? Tell us how you really feel cracker I feel gross just talking like this. Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass? Hey, hey, hey, you know the glyphs These the glyphs that have been rolling around in my head. That's old school. Yo, that's like Cybertronian shit He didn't put the shit in the end, but I felt they just came to me naturally. They gotta mean something like a map Like a map to an energon source. Can you read this? Read No, we don't really do much reading not so much. I do want to leave you with some ideas I just came up with on the top of my head For future transformers films, which I assume is the process that bay and company go through when they write them Um, let's see. What could we do? How about in transformers 16? Optimus turns out that he's been bumblebee the whole time and bumblebee Was never a transformer at all. He was a decepticon He was a decepticon. He's been a decepticon since day one. What purpose does that serve? Who cares? What purpose does any of this serve? Giganticon the only way to defeat him is to defeat their own kind So all the transformers and decepticons have to kill themselves What how are they possibly gonna get out of this one? Turns out Kyle Yeager has been a transformer the whole time in disguise. He's the real optimus prime. We don't find this out until uh Let's say the 30th movie It's a long it's a long road to get there But it's gonna pay off for absolutely nobody things really start to jump the shark when optimists and companies start a baseball team It's kind of a league of their own sort of situation Shai is coming back as coach with wiki To lead the team to victory. It's going to be a smaller scale story, but the budget's going to be about 450 million dollars Zombie transformers has that been done before? If not, it's happening We'll call them zombie trons And the only way to kill them is by blowing their fucking heads off It's for kids still. It's a it's a hard PG rating. Maybe a sin city-esque Transformers film Hot females robot on robot. It's a lot of nudity a lot of swearing I mean, we're almost there already, you know, it's just a natural progression of things Thanks again for your time. Well once again the channel's adam does movies. I'm sure you all know Nobody's shaking their head if I could get that celery intern to come with me Could maybe talk a little bit more about this over dinner Thanks for watching the video. Feel free to check me out on social media platforms for credibility purposes Intern Sheila should be putting up some graphics for you to digest. I believe otherwise You'll be out on the curb like your mom Gotta move on you can also check me out on patreon.com slash adam does movies Throw me a buck or two if you want. I run this channel alone. It's a it's almost a full-time job, honestly Thanks for your time Sheila the graphics now