 Thanks for inviting me to this dinner. Oh, no worries. And you know it's not because I want you to die that we shouldn't see each other. Nice! I mean, I was telling myself you didn't have any friends, so I thought might as well give you some company. Right. And honestly, I was sort of hoping that you would get killed, you know, on the way to a restaurant, by a car, by a truck. But... I guess my luck will come later. Hey, if you need any help with that, let me know. Yes, what would you recommend that causes cancer or any painful food poisoning leading to death? Well... Pretty much everything on our menu will cause terrible food poisoning. Don't tell me you want to do that. Okay, then I will have the pork chop. And you will have my knife and his throat. We're all out of pork chop? Is the bread basket okay? Fine. Okay, right away. So, how are you doing since I got you fired? Well, you know, unemployment, the usual. I was able to take all your contracts from work. Oh, I was also elected the employee of the month. That's great. And here is your bread basket. I'll be right back with that knife and the throat. By the way, I'm not going to wait at all. I'm just going to start eating without you. Yeah, wouldn't hurt to put in some weight. Okay, where's that knife? I can't wait anymore. By the way, next week, on Wednesday, are you free? Probably. Yeah, why? For your funeral. I scheduled it at 4 a.m. No one's going to come at that time. You got it. Not even I will show up. I mean, I don't think I'll even show up to my funeral. See? You don't count for anyone. Not even for yourself. I'm sorry, sir. But the chef says we don't do knife and the throat anymore. That was like your best dish. Let's think. He will have the ribeye steak. And how would your friend like that cook? Yeah. And then you take a kit? So, raw? Yes. Did you know that because of the money that I make, your job, I was able to get a new car? Ah! And did you know that because of the money that I don't make as a jobless person? I have to ride a bicycle? No! Say that's good for you. I'm so happy for you, Charles. You get to burn the calories. Hello? Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Thank you. Dude, I just lost my job. I'm so happy for you. Apparently, you found someone better than me. I'm so happy for me. You took my job. No. I took the job that you took from me. Well, I'll take back the job that I took from you that you took from me. Unless I take back the job that you took that I took that you took away from me. Unless I don't. What? You just ended the fun sentence. Such a bummer. No wonder you lost your job. Okay. I know what will make you feel better. What? And I also know what will make you feel bad. I took your job! Okay. Now, for the thing that will make you feel good. I took your job! It doesn't make me feel any better. Are you supposed to be happy for your friends? I was happy that you lost your job. Be happy that I got it. Can we have the bill, please? And you'll see unemployment is quite fun. And here is your bill, sir. Give it to this guy. That's a bright basket. Yes. But I don't need it, though.