 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're playing a fallout, but everything is randomized. Oh look it is! I've been caught by the Legion already! Some sort of space legionnaire. They've already conquered the earth and now we'll conquer the stars. Honestly, he looks like a lunatic who just went wild. He's like, it's the apocalypse? Better gather my plates and fishbowl and use them as armor. Enter character name. I think random is a good name for this character. I like how normal my person looks then. I guess to stay in the theme, we should randomize this too. I just keep clicking. It looks like a meanderthal, but like a bad one. Like a school player in the entertall. Except he's like 47 and definitely should be alone near schools. Oh my god, that is so scary for some reason. All right, I'm happy with that. Well, I'm not happy at all actually, but I'll accept that. I can hardly even hear him because it's muffled from the fishbowl. I think he's sitting on most of it right. I mean, dude, I appreciate that you're a doctor. You gotta be a quack when you're wearing a fishbowl on your head. Like this will stop you getting the flu and putting the fishbowl over their head. Oh wait, why am I so tall compared to him? He looks like he's just wearing a bad cosplay. All right, let's blast through this so we can go out and see the actual world and what that's like randomized. Intelligence low. Yeah, that seems right. I'm a knucklehead. Accurate. It's important that you relax for this next test. I'd be more relaxed if you came out of your fishbowl. It's all warped and everything. I'm on edge constantly when you're wearing all that protective gear and I'm here in my underwear. All right. Speaking of underwear, but could you put some on? This feels really uncomfortable the way your man's spreading in that skirt. All right, before we leave this doctor's house, let's just rob him. I'm sure he doesn't mind. I don't even need to be quiet because he can't hear a thing in that fishbowl. Do you think I'm allowed to tap on the glass? Like I know you can't with fish, but with him, is that okay? Or is that considered rude? Are you taking all this books? It's just like, okay, I get you took my stimpacks and medical supplies because you're on some adventure. But do you have to take all my books and my chessboard so I can never have fun again? I'll take his food too. Here, these are yours. And then he still returns my things. What a saint. I'll give out to him for going through my stuff. You were within your right to reconstruct my face by going through my stuff. The hell is that thing? Oh no, I don't want to go near that thing. I don't know what even should be spawned there, but I don't want to talk to it. Hi, what's wrong with your arms? Quest completed? What? Am I getting completed quests here? What is going on? Okay, that was just the main quest. I'm just getting loads of pop-ups for some reason. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that barracked it, mate. Watch out, dude, you're a dog. Like, is he gonna attack me or is he good? I think it's okay. Oh, his little beady eyes. He's so freaky. I've never gotten that close to one. Wait, too many strangers coming into town these days. No offense. I don't know why you're calling me a stranger. Like I get I'm not from around here, but I am the least strange thing in the town and that's saying something. Oh, God, that thing is right there. Do I, should I interact with it or? Howdy, buddy. I just wish he had a little cowboy hat. That would make it. Thanks for taking me out of that grave. What are you looking for? Probably bones he buried earlier. I've never seen a robot like you before. Very lifelike. I think I'll go now, though. I wonder if I try and do this quest. Like, what kind of weapons will they have? In fact, was I given anything? Like, I've noticed my sleeve is red. Athlete of the waist outfit. What? Huh? What happened? Are those slippers? Oh, my God. He looks terrifying. I was joking earlier, but like if you saw him near a school, you'd call the cops, especially with a v-neck that low. I just waited an hour by accident. He just pulled up to this building and just idled for an hour and then went inside. Oh, God, I can't get in. I need to get in there. One second. Can I cheat? All right. Unlock. Unlocked door. Yay, cheating. I mean like, oh, oh my God, he's got a minicun. Okay, I'm sorry I cheated. This is the dev. It's like you're ruining my game. You're going to shoot you better not miss? I don't think that's an issue. He has a minicun. And what is this kinky outfit you're wearing, by the way? You know it's bad when you don't even comment on the spiked collar and like leather straps he's got on. You know how to play? He's asking me to play with him. Oh, no. Oh, okay, good. He's put that big gun away. Not something I want to be saying to a guy hanging out in an abandoned warehouse with this leather strap outfit on. All right. I definitely want to start a war here because their weapons are going to be insane or pathetic. I'm wondering if you want to talk to Victor about your rescue. Yeah, I can do that. I got to stop using third person because it's weirding me out. I feel like a creep even just playing as this guy. The weather keeps changing randomly as well. Like this dust storm wasn't here a while ago. It was sunny when I went in and I came out and then the whole world had changed. Oh, there it goes again. Oh, yes, Aurora Borealis at this time of the day. This part of the country localized entirely within this village. Oh, yeah, this thing I need to talk to. So I ran off last time. I was a bit scared. Got a funny name. Call themselves Caesars Legion. I think Doc Mitchell might actually be joined with him. I know it's subtle, but he wears an outfit that is super similar to them. The little parrot he had that doesn't even fit him. Hi. He's wearing everything normal and then he had to ruin it with the hat. Oh, get your dog away from me. Oh, it's creepy as hell. All right, I got to meet her outside. Wait, are we going to do target practice? Like you've got an axe. Are you going to throw it or what? I don't even know what gun I have. I've got a plasma caster or a knife. Yeah, that's the right idea. That's complete. Okay. Oh, my God. The knife is actually gruesome. I got to go chase Gekko's away from... Gekko's. Okay. Should I end the tutorial? No, I've had it off because, you know, if I go after those Gekko's, they're going to be death claws or something. Oh, my God. No, this view is even more scary. What is this? Fist of the North? Oh, my God. He does look like someone who'd enter your nightmares, doesn't he? And this guy looks like a children's entertainer. Alright, I guess I'm following him to outside a town to have a little discussion with him. Is here good enough? What do you want? Okay, it is literally just standing outside the door, which is all broken, by the way. They could hear through that window. First things first, though. You go settle things at Ringo. The guy has a mini gun. How am I supposed to kill him? Alright, I'll go deal with Ringo then. God damn it. He's such a talented drummer, too. Oh, my God. He's so scary. So fucking scary. An up-chin shot makes it even worse. I'm just gonna push him over. I didn't even use the claw. Oh, my God. This is, this is brutal. Okay, all right. You don't, you don't want to see what I'm doing right now. All his limbs have been removed. What did he have? Jane posted a new outfit. That's what he was wearing. I may as well take that for myself. Alright, let me put on my new outfit. Just so they're really scared. Oh, my God. That's so scary. Okay, some of you came prepared anyway. It looks like he's ready. He looks like he's a good weapon, which is the one I was talking to. Oh, yeah, you, you with the funny helmet. I wonder where this is even from. I don't remember this helmet at all. I feel bad for betraying them, but I honestly don't. I don't know why they trusted this guy. I know don't judge a book by its cover, but I felt like they read a chapter and they'd still just decided, yeah, that's good. When it was just a jumble of letters that weren't even forming words. Luckily, the townspeople seem to mainly have melee weapons. And these people have like chainsaws and guns. God, no, no, no, except for her. Yeah, I'll stay away from her. Gonna try and sneak around. Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me. Yes, there we go. I have the strongest weapon, I think, but I will take your Tesla cannon. Oh my God, it's the dock. Don't bother Amy for a headshot. He's got a fishbowl on. All right, that was easy. Are we done here, Mr. Gopher? You've got people to kill. Keep an eye out. I don't think his voice really works for the character. It should be like, we've got people to kill. I don't actually know who we're supposed to be killing. There doesn't appear to be anyone left. Whippersnapper. What? Someone called me a whippersnapper. Oh no, it's so condescending. I'm terrified. Is it him? Okay. Yeah, I guess so. This weapon is so strong. Oh wait, there's someone like coming in and going out. I'll just start swiping. And if you get in my way, it's your own damn fault. There you go. Your fault, powder gangers. Accept it. Folks have come to accept you for your helpful nature. Good springs. Hate it. Now that folks know you're bad, most people outright hate you. Yeah, well, most people are outright dead, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, he doesn't really care. I'm like, all right, well, see you next time. And he's just like, yeah. Like we were friends. We took over a town together. If you don't bond over dismembering people, I don't know why you bond over. Oh, this kid C4, no wonder he died. He couldn't do anything with it. The demolition experts over here doing absolutely nothing. All right, I got to make my way to Prim, which is down over here. It's not too far away. So I'm hoping I don't get into too much trouble. Like when everything is random, you don't know what you're getting yourself into. What is this? Oh, it's a can. I thought it was something interesting. I was like, what has the randomizer mod done to me now? And it's just a can. I cannot believe that tricked me. Oh, Jesus, road trips are great when you can entertain yourself. The game's trying to make me change my characters. Like, dude, please, come on. At least take off the outfit, anything. But no, I'm committed now. Wait a second, is that Mr. House? Wait, hold on just a moment. It's Mr. House. What are you doing all the way out here, huh? You came to see me? You brought your pond and everything? I got to be honest with you, and you're not looking too good. I don't think the bacteria out here will agree with you. I was so confused. I was like, is this going to be a replay of the can? It's something normal. But no, this is definitely not normal. I'm going to kill him. It got me 5 XP for killing Mr. House. It's all I kind of deserve. Like the guy, I probably could have blown on him just... And the germs alone would have taken him out. All right, well, what a great ending to the game. Why are the credits not rolling? Jesus Christ, what is that? Oh no, oh no, no, no. I'm surrounded all of a sudden. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh no, no, no, no. Don't like. Oh no, oh no. What are those? I'm not fighting them. I'm going in. Oh, the wasteland's scary. You discovered Prim. I'm still outside. Can I just like fast travel in here? Okay, I can. Well, that's a neat little trick. Oh, there's enemies over here. Please leave me alone. Oh, thank goodness. He just has a shovel. Poor guy. At least I have something to dig your grave with now. Just going to put all my points into unarmed. I don't know what it was brought you to Prim, youngster, but you might want to rethink your plans. Town's gone to hell. Oh, I've seen that. Trust me, I saw it on the approach, but everywhere has gone to hell, I'm afraid. You should see the last place I visited. Want to play a hand of caravan? All right, he told me to talk to the sheriff. I'll go talk to the sheriff. Do you think he'll take me seriously? I sure hope so. Don't discount a man just because he's wearing skin tight leather pants. Wait, what? A white? Uh-huh. I thought we were friendly. I was just talking with the other people in the other building. All right, now I'm dismembering a town again. There we go. I'm just waiting for one of them to have like a fat man nuclear launcher and just blow all of us to hell. Oh, no. Oh, no. They have good melee weapons. Oh, he's fast. He's swinging it everywhere. Oh, Jesus, this is bad. This is bad. Oh, the spaceman is in my way now. All right, I think I have Stimpaks. Oh, wait, he's been using auto-inject Stimpaks. How does that work? Oh my God, I just decapitated him. Do you think the other guy will come over too? Surely he can't be that stupid. I just decapitated somebody who tried that. Oh, he's coming. Oh my God, that's so brutal. This weapon's amazing. I don't even remember this weapon, but who is it good? I don't suppose you came here to rescue me. I've got to get going. I wonder what it's like to be able to get going whenever you like. It's nice. It's nice. Oh my God, that is full power armor, is it? You know what? I will free you. Sorry, I thought it was just the kink that you had, like my guy, you know? Like-minded individuals. But I can see now you are actually kidnapped. Is this the randomizer or what is it? Or is he just sneaking out of here? Because this doesn't feel right. Hey there. What? Why did your voice change? He's obviously just making his voice deeper to sound more manly. I skipped it because he was about to say something that would trigger my guy's fight or flight response. All right, so I gotta head to Novak to Nipton. Ask her in Novak about your attackers. I mean, I could just go straight to Vegas. Like, Mr. House is already dead. Look at him. Why is he just walking so stiltily over? There's definitely something up with that, man. All right, here I am. New Vegas by totally legitimate means. Oh my God, what are you? Jesus, what is that? Oh my God, this place is scary. Oh, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, I hope. Because I don't want to bring any of these memories with me. Okay, I got them. Just about. What did he use on me? A hollow rifle. Where can it be found? I'll never know. Oh my God, why is another person annoyed with me? Why are you all angry? Why is your hat so oversized, by the way? No, he got me. God damn it, that was so close, too. Only I could have gotten my backhand a little bit closer to him. Oh no, what has he picked up? Okay, that's fine. That was very close. Okay, I've killed everyone. Can I go through the gate here? Can I go into the strip? I want to meet Benny. All right, I need 2,000 caps. Luckily, I got a lot of random stuff from people that's worth a lot of money, so I guess I'll head to the store. Thank you, sir. There we go. Wait, you don't even take my money? I get to keep it? Wow, this is great. I'm going to bet it all on black. I also like how the guards were literally bugs. Mr. House, the head honcho of New Vegas is itching to make your acquaint- Oh, we've already been acquainted. I killed him out in the desert. The outfits. Whoa, what? You look like you could use some protection. Is it the helmet? Because honestly, that looks like it would protect you from a nuke. It's massive. Oh my God, look at this. You're all terrifying. It's like a zombie invasion or something. That's what the world is going to be like when we go back to normal. People are just going to work in their pajamas. We've gotten too accustomed to it now. I'm wearing- Even I'm wearing pajamas right now, okay? It's the norm. And we all just have to accept this is the way it's going to be. Oh my God, what is this? Enjoy your time. Thanks. Mr. House is just going out for a bit of a look-see. I think he's going back inside. I'll let you do it. This is just kind of awkward. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays. He's a talented Mola rat. She's fast and he's hideous. Ha-cha-cha. The little ha-cha-cha. Hey, I'm looking for Chandler Bing. Chandler Bing around here somewhere. Hold on, I'm leveling up. Sorry to interrupt the mid-conversation. Oh, that's Benny. Okay, I didn't even recognize him when I was soon on. Hold on, I'm leveling up again, Benny. Give me a second. Why do I keep just leveling up? Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves like smooth little babies. What? What was that line? You and me have a future together. He's planning our lives together. How can you resist these leather straps? I'm looking for clues and I just found this dinosaur doll in his dresser. Baby, this little meet-and-greet of ours, show. No, you're going to Yemen, aren't you? Uh-oh. Okay, this is bad. This is 100% going to end with me dying, isn't it? I've got some grenades. Oh my God, oh God, I didn't know what I was doing. Like, I'm still glad I did it. But Jesus Christ, what is happening in there? Am I on fire? It really looks like I'm on fire. I feel better now. I injected myself and the fire doesn't burn as much. It's still burning though. I'm dying slowly. You have a fucking mini gun and I have brass knuckles, but I still win. The speed off, Jesus. What even was that gun that I got? K9000 Cyberdog gun. Oh my God, it has a little picture of a dog and there's a brain in it. Ah, yes, man. There you are. Quest complete. So Benny's fleeing off to the Legion or something now, doesn't he? Oh, I'm leveling up again. Unarmed, unarmed. Does that mean I can have his room and it's all charged to his character? You know what, I'll take it, a free hotel stay. That's what I've worked for this whole time. I'll just take a sit-down. Oh, I got the big backpack. And I've earned a bit of a rest. The game crashed anyway, so I don't really have a choice. I hope you enjoyed the video, folks. If you want to see more, let me know. Thank you so much for watching. I appreciate it and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.