 Hey the friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going having some party games, but on a budget We can't afford Mario Party, not in this economy. Mom, can we get Mario Party? We have Mario Party at home, and then Mario Party at home. Ah, brings me back to my childhood I don't like Mega Blocks. I like Lego. Sorry, got a bit serious there for a second I just kind of came out. I might need therapy. God, I had a rough childhood Mega Blocks, but I had no idea this game existed to be honest, but when I saw Shrek I kind of had to go to it. My love of Shrek versus my hatred of parties in any social event Kind of was in a battle, but you know Shrek is always gonna win, so that's what we're gonna do We're gonna play some Shrek party games, and you know as I always say I didn't have anyone to actually have a party So it was kind of a surprise party for one It should still be fun, so thank you for coming and paying lip service to my party You can go if you want now, but I I hope you stick around We're gonna jump in and see what this game is all about Oh, why does anyone watch me? Ready? No, but let's go anyway All right, what should I do here? I'm thinking at tournament. I think I want to be Lord Farquaad I always felt a special connection to him. Wait, they didn't even include Shrek They give us the executioner and Robin Hood, but not Shrek. Can I go back? I don't want to play with these losers No, stop giving me these people. Give me main characters. Okay, at least I've got Shrek and Princess Piona Piona Okay, yeah, this game isn't licensed. This is Princess Piona and shrunk Why does Lord Farquaad look that angry to be here? He looks like he's coming up with a scheme and Shrek is just the oblivious bug catcher Okay, run around to collect the most oh my god, there's bugs crawling on the screen I don't like this collect the most matching bugs to start the get out of the way You can collect five bugs total lowest value extras are discarded. I don't understand what they mean at all Okay, I got blue. I did what what am I doing? It's not clear at all. We're all dying pretty much except for Piona over there What Do what's going on? We're all winners except for Piona down there. We don't even say she's second You are last everyone else are winners. Damn you patriarchy Yeah, that sums me up perfectly this is why we have a connection select around you want to explore and collect its precious drops They I'm not reading cuz I'm not gonna understand it. Anyway, we're going to the swamp. That's where smash mouth hanging out I think Lord Farquaad moves five. Where is the board? I don't know what's happening Okay, who do I want to dare to duel I think I want to go with Piona wait I thought I was just going against Piona. Why are you all here? But is this game gonna be exclusively about bugs? Why are you spinning? Why are the bots so good Shrek is 230 new high score. I am not putting my name into this game. Fuck it is. I'm done I see everyone else felt the same. No one was willing to put their name in Congratulations Princess Fiona wait a white princess Fiona. I don't understand What was the point Shrek and sorry not Robin Hood one sure hood What was the point in them playing if it was just me versus Fiona? Okay? She's swapping bugs with me now. What match the best bugs. I don't understand What's happening miss your hood? Looks like a daring duel. No miss your hood is challenging me now. So I match the color gems Okay, it's not about bugs at least this should be easy enough, right? Wait, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What what do I do? It didn't explain it at all Okay, I'm getting it now now. I understand you get you mark one and then you go find what it matches to yes I'm matching it to this come on match. There you go. No stop Shrek. It's mine. Jesus Christ. They're annoying Congratulations Lord Farquaad I beat the hood man. Okay, great. I don't know why the others were there Okay, now I get to swap three bugs, but I don't know why these have a one on them So I'm gonna swap that for his five Is that good I don't know Thank you very much Oh talking about her god damn it. The only bronze she has is in a massive head of hers look at it It's back in huge. It's time for an epic battle. Who are you gonna fight? It's gonna be me, isn't it? They keep picking on me. Oh, we know it's everyone great pick up the rats and throw them into the sewer what? What how did they make the minigame so damn awful? I don't think I can make minigames this bad if I tried what were they thinking just rip off Mario No one cares. Oh My god, I cannot fucking get them into the well. Why are we even drowning rats anyway? I'm just blocking Shrek from throwing them in just getting hit repeatedly with rats I'm just annoyed that the bots seem to be able to do everything and I can't do anything Look at them. They're getting every single one just blocking them. I'll get hit in the head with a rat That'll show him. I don't understand this at all. I like swapping bugs around and then they become scores I don't understand see at least like his head is big, but there's some proportion there Piona looks like a bowling ball in a toothpick. It's setting unrealistic standards. I'm telling you. This is where the problem is No, don't do something bad. He's innocent. He's just a little innocent child Okay, the tree just try to kill me It's time for an epic battle. All right I'm fighting the Robin Hood Walmart brand because he seems a lot worse than the rest Okay, water does not work like this. I don't even know what the controls are I'm just kind of mashing all the buttons and it seems to be kind of working I actually have high hopes for this. God. I'm so good at driving boats and trek summer party or whatever the hell it is What is it slam party Shrek slam poetry? That was it Lord Farquaad places first. It didn't sound so happy about that when they were first You did a huge like whoa Princess Fiona Victor and I would mirror like I whatever Lord Farquaad first swap three bugs Now we're talking. I'm gonna match all five of mine. There you go done. That should put me in the lead surely Congratulations, miss you hood. How is he still winning? He's doing terrible. I don't understand the scoring system Oh, miss you hood off to the evil bog. Oh, no, who knows what that does Just sings through the floor What okay, they just left him in the bog your turn track He's got to barely do anything and the game is fucking named after him Shrek slam poetry scooter scramble Oh, this should be good And it actually gives you the controls press X to accelerate and circle to break that should be easy. Oh my god. This is horrible Christ almighty. This is where they stole the idea for temple run for by the way. The scoring system is so weird It's not like a race you just get points for the amount of time you're traveling like why couldn't they just make it a race? I don't understand You know what they say only shooting stars break the mold and I guess that's what they were going for I don't understand how the minigames are so bad when they didn't even try to like tie them into the movie like They had no limit with what they could do here just copy good games wait I get to swap three bugs like get rid of this bad boy. Anyway, like what I don't understand Should I just take the fives? Is that what we're saying here and I think they have to match them So I guess I'm better off giving her ones that don't match, right? So is that good? Is that good? I think I did good the most few is a scoring system ever. I can just imagine them sitting there It's like no, we're not just gonna make a minigame. We're gonna Revolutionize the genre. We're gonna change everything from now on every party game will be scored by bugs being transferred between players Oh, yeah, they dropped the ball. All right, that's for sure I honestly have no idea what I'm even moving towards like none of us are on the same board So I don't get it sticky tongues the fireflies will give you temporary indigestion. That's the only part of that I need to read let's go wait. How is he up to a hundred and something already? What is going on? I am on 12. Okay. I got fecking tricked and now I got destroyed That's the thing of nightmares seeing him approach from the distance around the corner I'm gonna have nightmares about this game. Okay. This is just docking and dodging. This should be easy at least I'll understand it Well, okay, I won't understand it. I jumped over those and they did nothing Jesus Christ, what is wrong with my guy? I think I have a height disadvantage or something Yeah, I was fecking okay, okay, Jesus Christ. Oh my god, dude, stop This is stressing me out like they haven't fallen like once and what is the fecking scoring system? Lord Fargo, it's up there just getting fecking brain damage and they're getting up to like 400 points Yeah, I didn't understand that at all look at them They tied because neither of them fell over for the entire game. I have no idea how I'm still in second to be honest I think the bots are insane in actual minigames, and then they just don't take your bugs or something I don't know because I don't really know how the scoring is working Maybe they don't understand it either the actual code in the game doesn't know what's going on Lord Farqua moves nine Okay, I'm sorted now. Where's he going? Okay? Didn't realize Shrek's little outhouse there is connected to the sewage system. That's very responsible Lord Farqua, it's too Okay, it was just gonna staring at him awkwardly. Ah chick magnet anyone who plays this game is guaranteed a chick magnet I'm telling you that much my phone is blowing up right now If you want to make a tinder profile just have a picture of you know over the shoulder shot playing this game And just put the title of the game Shrek slam poetry in there, and you will get infinite matches It feels like every second minigame is just collecting stuff for Jesus Christ. What is wrong with these eggs? Do they come out hired boiled because they're just not smashing. I honestly don't know which is better They're original attempts at minigames which make no fucking sense or them just saying let's just do another collecting minigame You know the sound is so annoying the whole game is torture You bitch she's taking them all that's not fair. I hate Fiona Yeah, it seems like you need to if you've matching bugs and they're taken away and in turned into points somehow now I completely understand this game Can you tell I'm lying all the valuable information in my head that's being replaced by these stupid games rules ready? No, what are we doing? I couldn't even read it. I don't want to replace any more information I've already forgotten how to drive and replaced it with the bug rules of this game. Okay, this game easy Well, not easy, but at least it actually makes sense Fuck it's just jumped right into the lava. I think that was my character of his own free will He just wants out I can see why Lord Farquaid so evil if he had to go through this crap Like I already want to nuke the kingdom. He wasn't even that bad. Okay Michael swap three So because I'm first do I get to go last and I get to pick and choose what I want because I can stop them getting any sets There we go. Now they get like nothing. Is that how it works? I figured it out Congratulations Lord Farquaad. Thank you. I think I'm the only person to ever actually try and figure this game out It's probably just like kids that played it other than me squash the nights into the mud by rolling over them I don't even know when this game feckin ends like I don't know what the goal is I mean the real goal is just to have fun and by God are we not doing it? Imagine being lines of code and you're a knight in a minigame on Shrek slam poetry Can he slammed my Lord Farquaad on a barrel? You could have been anything you could have been a revolution in Technology, but no your sole purpose is to get squished and Shrek slam poetry I can only swap one bug for feck sake. Oh, sorry for Shrek's sake. I'm gonna take it from Shrek He's just gonna take it back from me again because he's a dick. Look at this He's an absolute joke the game's already named after you you selfish bastard. All right Shrek Superparty how to win it was the last Shrek games to be published by TDK Mediactive, how did they lose the license? They did so good Oh my god, even the explanation of how the scoring works is so fact even when you read it Shrek Superparty is a bug matching game success is dependent on a player's knowledge of bugs It doesn't say how you win though. Oh god, it she knows it she knows it she knows What the hell is going on? How are you supposed to dodge that? Honestly? I'm just walking forward and spamming a that is all I'm doing what in God's name is going on You've lost me again. I mean not that you ever had me. There's moments where I think I know what's going on But they are short-lived the important thing is I'm still winning even I have no idea what's going on Like I'm thinking it's first to 500 because our little vials they're filling up And that's what it looks like, but it's never been mentioned how you win I think half the game is trying to figure out like how the game even works. Oh, no I'm gonna cry. I always cry over spilled milk. Just gonna bully the girl Farquaad has a crush on Fiona. This is how boys work Christ almighty. There's just milk everywhere Yeah, does hitting myself get me any points because I'm really good at that apparently Okay, food fling launch the food across the valley onto the tiger press X to stop the ballista Behold to increase power then release to launch bigger is better point wise and accuracy counts I don't understand like some sort of visual representation of the minigame. We go a long way ready. No, what what is this? What what? Huh? I don't understand. It's isn't only the same colors. Please explain this Okay, I understand it now, but it's a bit too late like it didn't explain it to me Yeah, congratulations Shrek you came second. I don't know why you're congratulating him Got the animals are gonna nuts well to be fair. I would do if I saw this approaching a farm Wait, why are you sending me to the evil bog? All right. Goodbye Wait, I'm in second now all of a sudden because the game just decided here have 65 points to the guy in last wait Fiona has challenged me. So can I just bully her like why wouldn't I just stay hitting her? Yeah, I'm just gonna keep hitting her I don't think the other scores really matter right now. It's just keep hitting her repeatedly swap three bugs I should be able to win this now. Shouldn't I look at this look at how many points? I'm really good with bug knowledge 507 did I win? I've done it I'm not even happy that I've won. I'm just happy. It's over. Oh, yes. We get a little cinematic now I hope the entire Shrek 2 movie plays. Ah, yes poisoning the well fantastic We just threw like 600 dead bugs into the well Lord Farquaad's wish was granted He can't even fit it on his own head Lived happily ever after that's the true ending to Shrek 1 Lord Farquaad lives happily ever after playing minigames that make no sense Wow, that was a Game I know it's not meant to be this way But as you go with there's just more and more question marks just from errors So it's like the 30 plus minigames include challenges ranging from outrunning the dangerous dragon Breath That's pretty much how I play the game IGN gave it a three is in a word terrible Unfortunately reviews are required me more than a word long verdict. Do not pass go head directly to jail It's bad boring and also bad god. They really offended this guy. He was doing a big Shrek fan I think he is he's like if you love Shrek spare yourself this pain and avert your eyes from this sin God those are heavy words. Well, I think I'd have to agree for the most part honestly that was Awful, but I had a blast. I hope you did too. Wow I've learned so much about bugs as we all know Shrek slam poetry is a bug matching game And success is dependent on a player's knowledge of bugs. I have no idea where they got that from Anyway, I'm gonna end it there. I hope you enjoyed maybe next time you can join the party and come play with me And we'll all be equally confused together I'm gonna leave it there. Hope you enjoyed appreciate watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now