 Hey beautiful, what's up? You look amazing. Thank you for watching my videos. I appreciate you appreciating me and I appreciate your beauty. I'm gonna hate when I wink, but I still wink at you. That's not true. I want to wink at you. You would hate when I wink. I love when you wink at your audience. I think it's so nice that it's. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was creepy. I don't like it when you wink at me. It's creepy. I don't mean to. I mean, it's a spasm. Okay. Well that's sad, I'm sorry. I don't want to comment ever again. I'll just be like, you just winked, okay? So you're watching people ruin their hair with some scissors. People are gonna be giving themselves a haircut at home with some craft scissors and kitchen scissors and stuff like that, I believe. Why don't we just go ahead and watch them and see what happens and judge them as much as possible while still accepting them for who they are and their mistakes that they made. Let's do it. Yeah, it's a vocal fry. Ah! I've been watching this guy on TikTok who does voiceover things. Every time he read does a line, he's like. To like, probably. To like, fix his diaphragm. Sorry, I have to have me back. He goes, ha! Ha! He starts to hate that. Oh my God, I think of myself. Hey guys. That's what he does. It's so fun. First up, we have a bit of the... Let's begin the video. I have come to the decision that my hair must be cut. She has really pretty hair. Really great natural waves. Also really blonde. I like it a lot. I don't think she needs it cut, but she could. She's in need of some layering or something to give her a little more volume on the top of her head. A little dense down here, but I don't think she's gonna be able to do that herself. First step to anything would probably be to choose like method I'm gonna do. That's actually the most basic of how to start something is choosing a method. So I thought you already did that, but I thought wrong. So that's good that we're gonna do it now rather than never. First step is to brush out my hair. So let's do that really quick. I really don't like how it looks when it's brushed out. It's less wavy, but... Are we... Are we not going to straighten the hair before we do this? There's a lot of reasons why that's so wrong. When your hair's wavy and you cut a straight line, the line's not gonna be straight. You know what I mean? That's a bad idea. And I don't like it. My hair's really thick, so I'm not sure how this is gonna work. So I decided to put my hair in a ponytail and I'm gonna cut it. You know what? The ponytail method is probably the worst one you could have chose. This is gonna give you a lot of layering and a lot of like cath, cath, cath, cath. It's like steps going down your hair. And it's gonna make the front really, really short because you're over directing everything to the front and all those pieces in the front are pulled up right here. That means when it's let down, these pieces are gonna be like that short. The ones in the back are gonna be like that long. Too much over direction. So I saw on this video that you're supposed to put like a little tie down here where you're gonna cut it. She's gonna cut that. We're gonna go a little snip-snip, okay? Ooh. Oh, okay. So we're not cutting that much off. We're cutting literally at an inch off. Preparing me for the worst. At least she has hair cutting scissors. Oh, wait, what did I do? Those ends definitely needed to just go. They're messy and to split. Pfft. Dry. What is that? You missed one single piece. I'm glad that she's not cutting it short because if she did, she would have got that really ugly layer in the front. This might be okay since it's just a very small amount. Let's just do some snips into it like this. Okay, thinning it out is definitely an option here. We need a little bit of variation in there with links. So we're taking it out now. Can't wait to see it. Okay. Oh my God. That's what happens when you pull all the hair forward. That looks really bad. The ponytail method is never the way to go. Let me just tell all of you that. Don't ever do that to your own f***ing head because you will end up with a ledge of hair. Especially when you part your hair to the side, it's gonna look all messed up because one side's gonna have a ledge, the other side's not gonna, because you're pulling it all up like that and you're letting it back down. She's gonna have a hard time fixing that. Really hard time. Oh, honey, girl, baby, girl, baby, honey. That is a ledge if I've ever seen one. Let's take a moment to say RIP to my hair. Okay. RIP. R-I-P. What's that song? R-I-P to the world in the bump of the gun. Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes. You do. R-I-P. R-I-P in the P. It's like a random song. I don't think it's a random song. I don't need to smell it. I can smell it all the way from here. You know what you are, Brad? I'm a breath fresher. You think you can smell my breath from literally sitting over there? Yeah, I can. You're out of your mind. You never know. So now we're just gonna tie it up into two ponytails and we're gonna chop off the bottom here. We're gonna have to choose where we're cutting off the bottom. We wanna cut off maybe two inches or so, so right about here. The thing is that you're pulling all your hair forward again. So you're gonna get longer hair in the back and shorter hair in the front and it's gonna be all weird and gross. I can't cut all the way through so I'm just gonna have to do some sort of choppiness. We're still cutting our hair wavy in the wavy state, which is interesting. So I think what we're gonna do now is do these choppy up and down things. Okay, so we're just taking kind of random chunks out wherever we think is necessary. Whoa, what a surprise. It's hard to like it though because I really want my hair to be shorter or something. It's gonna look really bad in the back, I can already tell. It's literally so long in the back and so short in the front. I mean, luckily she seems like she wears her hair wavy always so you might not be able to see the messed up parts. This side's a lot thinner. Maybe I didn't do it right. This side is so much thinner, oh my God. What would have been better is if she took out the ponytail and well, I mean the whole thing could have been done better but with the thinning moment, first of all you could buy thinning shears which is just like a little few teeth missing and you just chomp it away and you get rid of some hair. You probably don't want to buy the scissors so this way you just let go of the pony, pull up some hairs and just cut into it. Not all of it at once, it's too much hair for the scissors. Plus if you do that you'll get like weird missing spots. Maybe I can't really see what it looks like all the way, maybe that looks terrible. I feel like that looks okay though. Thank you Marissa. Listen, it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen. That is for sure, it wasn't the best either but I definitely had fun watching you and thank you so much for making the video. I enjoyed it, thanks Marissa. Let's move on to the next video. Next video is by Iris Love Unicorns. This is called cutting my hair short. Welcome back to my channel. I'm sorry if my voice is shaking today because I'm so nervous for this video. Why is she so pretty? Also her hair is really pretty. Why are we cutting it ourselves? So I'm gonna start just dividing the hair. I'm gonna divide it in half and then split each part into two again and do this for sections. Okay, so we began sectioning and she's doing good sectioning. And I wanna cut right above here and I'm gonna braid this part. Oh whoa, it just hit me how much hair she's cutting. Whoa, okay. Her hair is really thick as well. I like what's going on here. She directed the hair down this way and down this way and she's doing four different sections. She's using elastic, she's braiding. It all looks really good. I'm excited. I'm super nervous right now. It's time for me to cut. I'm gonna cut right above this one. I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh my gosh. I'm sad to see the hair go honestly. Too late to back out. She's going really short. Good for her. Listen, she's doing a pretty good job. The only worry I have is that it's gonna be so thick when she's done. It's all gonna sit right here. Add a lot of wideness for her face if she doesn't do layering and other stuff, so. Two down, two to go. Oh, and we're done. She looks so much younger. She's just aged backwards. All right, get it sis. Wish I could do the same. I just choked a lot. I know, I was waiting for that. I just choked on my own uvula. I said that in the beginning of Google. Uvula, I hated that. That little dangly thing I'm explaining in the back of my head. I know, I know what that feels. So heavy and honestly, I'm not nervous anymore because I'm loving it. I feel like I'm younger. All right, so I'm gonna show you all the braids. Here we go. We have four braids now here. She seems so excited about it, so I'm getting really excited about it. Next thing to do is actually to dye my hair. And I'm gonna dye it exactly this color. She's dyeing it all dark. I love the color. Like listen, I love a good change, but I also can't help but say that I loved what she had going on. I have the hair dye here already mixed. It's looking kind of khaki brown, muddy shade. And I'm just going to remove here. All right guys, so the hair dye is all over the hair now. So I'm really feeling this look actually. My bangs are like pulled away right now. I just washed it. And honestly, I really love it so far. This is a change. She just went from e-girl to business girl. I'm gonna call my mom for help and I'm gonna shelf my hair. I'm just going to go buy layers and really make it in a line, really cut it in a line. So it's correct. And I'm gonna cut something like this as well to take some volume away. I don't know the exact term, so don't come for me. Okay, so mom's fixing it. Okay, thank God. Cause it wasn't looking too good. Hopefully mom can actually fix it. So I just finished cutting the hair and I just blow-dried it and straighten it up a little bit. So I'll be ready for the final reveal. My gosh. She's so cute. I love the bangs. She has great bangs. Did you have that on your face the entire time? What's on it? You have something right here. Now the other eye. I did not see that. You're lying. Did you have that on your face the entire time? What? That mustache? Oh! Oh, I must ask you a question. It's really, really a big change. I also shopped my bangs a little bit, just a tiny bit, and I'm just feeling it. I love it. I really love it. I love when it's just tied up like this and I love it behind the ear like this. It kind of suits me. I'm not gonna lie. I loved her hair before. But it is a fun change. I missed that color that she had. I mean, obviously she looks amazing both ways. Like she's just a really f***ing pretty girl. But I miss it. I don't know. Two totally different looks. That both work very well, but I like it before me. Up next week. Up next week. Do you have one more time? Stop. You're gonna choke on your own. I think it actually works. Up next week. The video by US Japan. Stop. Don't lie. Oh, you're fine. I'm not laughing. Up next week. The video by US Japan fam. This is called DIY Bob haircut for ponytail. Quarantine haircut for beginners. Try at your own risk. You know, we just got out of three weeks of quarantine and I thought, what better way to celebrate then to give myself a haircut since, you know, I'm finally gonna be able to go out in public. Why not have a haircut that looks absolutely horrible? Spoke too soon, girl. Yeah. Oh no, that was last year. Like she ruined her hair just like, lockdown. Yeah. This purple moment is really cute. It's cute. I like the bangs. I like Bob. It needs to be a little fixed up. Hopefully that's what's going on today. I'm going to try a new technique. I don't know if this DIY Bob haircut is gonna be that easy or it's gonna come out absolutely horrible, but the idea behind it is you pull it back and this hair will naturally see how long that hair is compared to here. So it'll just naturally create this like a-frame. It's gonna go really bad. There's no way it'll go good because pulling your hair back into a ponytail is gonna create the most jagged A-line Bob you could possibly imagine. Like when you do an A-line Bob in the salon, it's a lot of work and it's annoying. We're not just gonna have to get an A-line Bob with a ponytail. I wish. Actually I don't. There would not be a lot of hairdresser jobs, but you know what I mean. Does this look good? Again, like I always do this blindly. I may end up with a haircut to match my daughter who I shaped the bottom half of her hair last week. Okay, here we go. It's scissors all the way from this woman. A main thing she did wrong here was pull the hair into a tight ponytail that was like at the bottom of her neck. It would have been better if she pulled it down to here, but up here she's gonna get all this kind of stacking going on. You'll see, it's gonna look so bad. Oh, my God. It's exactly the same in the front. Really didn't cut off any length here. I may trim that up a little. All right, let me see. Oh, gosh. I don't think that came out very good in the back. I could fill it. I really like trim this up here. Just trimming it up here. Girl, uh-uh. Mm-mm-mm, no miss, honey. All right, what do we think? Chappy, I like it. I like it, the chappy. Ain't it pinched guys? The ponytail, Bob, actually works. You're gonna have to still trim it because it's like random bits hanging out that were a bit uneven. But for a choppy, quick cut, why not? I'm happy that you love it and you obviously look incredible and amazing and you look like you're having a lot of fun doing it, so why not keep doing it? Maybe next time you could implement a few new techniques, maybe after you do that sort of thing that you just did, you can take out some high slices and pull them out this way and then do a little trim and trim. That way you get some nice, better stacking going on and it's a little more streamlined and smooth and you don't have a bunch of straggly hairs going on. Other than that, great effort. Well, those were some undesirable results from at-home haircuts. Don't do a drastic haircut by yourself. You can maybe trim your ends a little bit or just do a little sun, but let's not do anything too scary by ourselves, okay? 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If you guys want to live your extra life, make sure you check out my Live Your Extra Life merch that is now available at X-MondoHair.com. It is linked below. Here it all is. It's so cute. It's so fun. Today's Instagram shout-out goes to Heather. She says, I have super curly hair and haven't dyed it since high school. I really want something different, but it's something that looks still kind of professional and something that won't look weird with my curls. I was wondering if highlights and a balayage with a lighter brown color or burgundy would look good. Or do you have any other ideas? Yes, that is such a good idea. Burgundy with balayage, chef's kiss, beautiful. I would love it. And maybe if you really wanted to switch it up a little bit, do a little bang moment. I love curly bangs. Make your hair a little bigger and fluff it up. Ooh, that altogether would look so good. If you end up doing it, I would love to see it. That's all for today, guys. Thank you so much for watching. 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