 All right, it's official. I am addicted to NBA 2K23. The feeling of drilling a step back three, pulling an invincible and hitting buzzer beaters, bro. I'm full-blown addicted, so I've got an idea today. I've already got some of the best players that money can buy. Invincible Russ, invincible Jordan, invincible LeBron, invincible Wemby, invincible Shaq. Huge shout out to my mommy's credit card, by the way. But on top of that is the season seven super packs, which each have a 36% chance at a dark matter. And there's even the Invincible option pack so we can guarantee ourselves an amazing new card. Let's build the best team we can. I'm starting out with a season seven 20 pack box. Let's go, baby. Very first poll is a Galaxyopal Trevor-Ariza, who's gonna be the first invincible we pull. Now keep in mind, there are end game cards too. There's end game Kevin Durant, end game Paulo Banquero, and there's end game Bill Russell. So technically I could do that too. Got Rudy Gobert himself. Ooh, is that our first dark matter? That's our first dark matter. Come on, baby. Let me go invincible. Let me go invincible. That looked like MB. That is not MB. That is a small forward. Number 22 for the Grizzlies, Rudy Gay. All right. God, there's so many jokes I can make. Rudy Gay has a dynamic duo with Grady. All right, we're getting a little gay for our first dark matter. Hey, Elle, you wanna come say hi? We just got super gay. Don't tell my mom, but I'm maxing out her credit card right now. All right, I'm telling you right now, Elle, the next pack is gonna be a dark matter and you can pull it. And it probably won't be honest, but it will be someone a big baller. It's gonna be one. Is that Roy Hibber? Who is that? Myles Turner, all right. Go Dumars, Tom Chambers. We need a dark matter. Come on, guys. My girlfriend's breathing down my neck here. Right there. I knew, Elle, I was looking at the other packs. Come on, Elle, don't mess this up. It's Yannis. If you mess this up. It's Yannis. It's Yannis. It's Yannis. That's very much not Yannis. It might be. Wait, who is that? Yannis. It's Yannis. Hey, guys, it's Yannis. He just got adopted. He's literally probably 19 years old. Oh, the pack. Oh, fuck my asshole. Oh, suck me dry. Oh, Galanari. Why does his character about to look nothing like him? Galanari was a dog, man. He was a little overhyped, but he was a dog. Well, we're adding Galaxy Opals, but that's not what I need. Holy reviews. Hey, Danny Greene. Dude, he's a sharpshooter. He was a sharpshooter on the spurs. He's a brick on the Lakers. Guys, Elle's going outside to touch grass while I'm inside playing video games. She touches enough grass for the both of us. And I touch enough ass for the both of us. Raptor shooting guard is at. Shit, nevermind. I was gonna say Vince Carter, although he might be a three. I'm kind of a casual. It's hard to tell. Dark matter, invincible. Come on, come on. Wait, who is that? Lakers small for number 14? Oh, yo, I did not know he had a dark matter. Glorious Brandon Ingram. That's actually probably a really dope guard. I'm kind of excited to use that. Brandon Ingram is long, really long. What did he say? Oh guys, it's not sus. He's long like his wingspan and his cock length. Oh hell no. Also want to give a huge thank you to SeatGeek for sponsoring today's video. SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app for a reason. It's the best place to buy tickets for anything. For example, near me is an upcoming Arizona Diamondbacks game and I can get tickets as low as $27 a piece. And on top of that SeatGeek is gonna show me the entire arena. Green means good and red means bad. So I always know I'm getting the best value for my purchase. And of course you can use the code MMG to get $20 off your first purchase at SeatGeek. Again, that's promo code MMG for $20 off your first purchase. Links in the top of the description and enjoy the rest of the video. Hey, dark matter! Well yeah, Nicholas Batum, he's a, this just gotta be a good pack. We just got Nicholas Batum, curry! Fuck, I'm such a casual. Why did I just say curry? Why did it look like, it looked like curry. I'm not even, dude, I'm a fucking idiot. Yo, play it back. Did it not look like curry? Why am I so bad at that? Dude, the two game walkouts, bro. If they had an option to disable walkouts on Galaxy Opals, it's actually a really sick feature. Like it's really cool. Okay, let me see if I can get this one. I have no fucking clue. I have no clue. I have no idea, I'm not even gonna try it. It's a Nick's shooting guard, is that? Oh, is it that Devin Booker? It's Mikael Bridges! Guess I kind of forgot Mikael Bridges was a shooting guard. I feel like he's more of a small forward though, but whatever, this is an MM casual moment. We're having an MM casual moment right now. Danny Green once again. Danny Green for the third time. And we get our topper here! It's a dark matter, baby! I don't know if that's guaranteed to be a dark matter, but I'll take it. Oh, oh, oh, what's his last name? I think he's also a dynamic duo with Rudy Gay. This guy is a dynamic duo. That's it. Anthony Black! Fuck, I fucked a joke up, no! He's a dynamic duo with Grady Dick. And Grady Dick is also a dynamic duo with Rudy Gay. Oh, I ruined the joke! I'm so mad at myself. I will never mentally recover from this. Woo! Second box, first pack. It's a dark matter. Now, if you remember my Webiniyama video, this is where I pulled Webiniyama. Second box, first pack. So what if this is an absolute stunt? All right, wait, I already pulled this. This is Rudy Gay. Oh, and this, I got Gay Pride Flag, Rudy Gay. Look at that, he's got the rainbow colors on him. What the fuck? We don't know what the hell is going on right now. Oh, oh, the double! The double! Oh, I'm getting double-teamed, baby! Double penetration! Left side Galaxyopal, right side dark matter. Look at that, that's stupid. Talk to me, baby! Talk to me nicely, Bron-Bron. Bron-Bron, Bron-Bron. Cavaliers invents, no, it's Miami Heat Bron-Bron. That's not invincible then, all-time Bron-Bron. I still take it. I will still take that. It's the Cavaliers LeBron, that's the invincible. And our Galaxyopal is a center from the Eastern Conference, number 33. I swear I pulled Mouse Turner already. Why did I just get to walk out again? Isn't it when you already have the card, they don't give you the walkout? Hey, back to back! But it only matters if I can pull some heat. I already have you, I think. Yes, I do, this is Brandon Ingram. I'm getting better. I'm actually excited to use Brandon Ingram, he's a dog. All right, well this box is loaded with dark matters. Absolutely loaded. That might actually be Steph and Curry. No, it's not. Invincible! Ah! That's Magic Johnson. But how did I think that's Steph Curry? Magic Johnson is 100% black, number 32 on the Lakers. I thought that was Steph Curry. Why do I think every fucking walkout player is Steph Curry? Hoo! Invincible Magic! Michigan State University alumni. I have never used Magic's Invincible. I know his jump shots kind of whack, but I think I'm really excited. Dude, this bag, this box is jost! Oh my God, Tremblone sandwiches only for this box. That is no way that's fucking Jason Tatum's Invincible. Guys, I don't know Jersey numbers, okay? I saw Celtics small forward. I know Jason Tatum has an Invincible. Just to be clear, you guys, I take no responsibility for my actions. Oh my God! Somebody drug test this fucking box. Somebody drug test it right now. There's no way this box is natty. Is that actually Curry? Guys, is that? No, fuck. Why do I say it? Who is this? Oh, it's McHale Bridges. All right. Dude, am I blind? I got LASIK for a reason. I feel like whatever, whatever. It's just Curry? Okay, I was kidding this time. I was joking. Guys, it was a joke. This is Morris Peterson or something. Ooh! Dude, Bambi Over and Eiffel Tower Me. The Double Timer. Ah, small forward, number 20. It's like Cam Whitmore or Jaris Walker or who else am I forgetting? Oh, I got it. It was Cam Whitmore. I'm pretty sure that Cam Whitmore is actually pretty good. Got a little Donovan Mitchell, okay. All right, we front loaded our odds. We got all the dark matters at the start, but still it was hot. Just kidding. I got another one. We are well above 36% on this box. Ball this shit, power forward. Not even balled. In fact, he's got a pretty nice fade going there. Ooh! Back to back, baby! Who we got walking out there? It looked like Alan Iverson. It's probably not. I'm sure it isn't. Oh my God, it actually is. Guys, I got one right. I'm not even kidding. Heatwave! I have to talk shit about 2K for a second here. I almost just said EA. I have to talk shit about 2K. Alan Iverson, because of his size, is always dog shit in 2K. But that's stupid because in real life, he was amazing. 2K has to fight away to make cards like Alan Iverson actually usable because Alan Iverson is so fucking dog shit in this game. I remember I used this invincible card last year and everyone was like, bro, put that shit on the bench. I know diamond cards better than that Alan Iverson. And I'm like, that's stupid. That's just dumb. Point guard number one. Amen. And the topper of this bundle! We knew it was gonna be dark matter, baby. We knew it was gonna be dark matter. It's just who? Western Conference, small forward, number 23. The Utah Jazz. This is a plumber. Oh, a little remarketing! One more box boys. Let's just pull end game to rant. Call it a day, yeah? Dark matter for, is it Rudy Gay? Is there, is it Rudy Gay? That is not Rudy Gay. That looks like Sean Marion. It's John Wall. I vow to quit guessing right now. Little back to bad, little back to back dark matter. It's Lamarcus Aldridge. Come on, baby. I like this Lamarcus Aldridge. Come on, dark matter. Talk to me. Talk to me nicely, baby. No way that that's fucking Michael Jordan. Is that a, oh no, there's two Jordans. There's two Jordans. There's two Jordans. Jordan. The undisputed second best basketball player of all time behind Dirk Nowitzki, of course. Yo, dude, so there's an all time dark matter, Michael Jordan and the invincible Michael Jordan. So, damn, we're falling fucking he, boys. Invincible Jordan, invincible magic. We're building a little all time team here. Dude, as I record this, Tim Duncan does not have an invincible, but that would be one of my like, would be one of my favorite cards. I need Tim Duncan to get invincible. I need Dirk Nowitzki to get an invincible. Western Conference Center. I have no idea who this is. This is probably a plumber. Bill Walton's kind of a savage. I just can't say that about Bill Walton. I like Bill Walton. Western Conference Center for the Sacramento Kings. Utah Jazz. Mark Eaton is a glitch in this game. He's like seven foot four or something. I swear every other team I play has Mark Eaton. Ooh. Jermaine O'Neill. The back. Toe back, toe back. This one, a shooting guard number 23 for the Warriors. Is that Jason Richardson? Michigan State University alumni? Invincible Jordan already in this box. Is there anything else we can do to top this off? Double Galaxy Open. Deandre Jordan. Yolkich. See, that's crazy. Like, I know Yolkich, but I don't know his Jersey number. This is the first time I have consciously acknowledged that Yolkich is number 15. And the topper, the final pack of this box is a nugget. No way that's mellow. Invincible mellow? Oh no! No way! Yo, the only reason I knew that was invincible mellow was that old school nuggets logo. When I popped up that logo, I was like, bro, it's gotta be. Yo! Invincible mellow. Invincible Jordan. Invincible magic. Oh my God, we're pulling heat. Yo, that was on the topper, too. That was the final thing we were gonna hope in here. That's crazy! I can't wait to use Invincible mellow. Mellow has such a clean jumper. All right, boys, last thing we're gonna do is we're gonna open the Unoxinable Invincible Option Pack. And we're gonna take our pick at one player, because we've already got, God, we already have so many good cards. Who do we want? So we got Point Guard Magic. We got Shooting Guard Jordan. I kinda think we want Invincible Anthony Davis. I feel like he's just gonna be such a menace. Actually, no, no, no, no, no. You know what I gotta do? If I got magic, I'd pull magic. We gotta get bird. Magic and bird on the same team would be so sick. By the way, I see this argument all the time on Twitter. Makes me so mad. Some actual morons think that Larry Bird would be dog shit in today's NBA, which I don't get, because Magic Johnson and Larry Bird had a historic rivalry. So if you think Larry Bird was dog shit, then you also think that Magic Johnson was dog shit. I'm just, I got mad for no reason just then. I'm going Larry Bird. I don't think he's the most meta pick, but I might even put him at the four. I don't know, boys, this doesn't feel right. My starting five is so beautiful. Magic Jordan, Mellow, Bird, Shaq, which is super weird, by the way. Honestly, I probably should start Wemba and Yama at the four. Oh, you know what I could do? I go Magic Jordan, Bird, Wemba and Yama, Shaq, and then off the bench is Russ, Mellow, LeBron, Walker, Kessler. That's my father. And then I need an invincible power forward. I said I was gonna make the best team. So let's do this. Let's do this the right way. Look who's sitting right there, Anthony Davis. Dude, if I get him for 110 KMT, that is a steal. Invincible Anthony Davis for 150 KMT. I am, I'm sniping out here, man. All right, so Anthony Davis invincible can come off the bench with his teammate LeBron. Oh my God, this is so fucked up. This is so good. This is ridiculous. And honestly, I actually wanna start Mellow because I've used Jordan before. I never used Mellow. So, final starting lineup. Magic Mellow, Bird, Wemba and Yama, Shaq with Russ, Jordan, LeBron, Anthony Davis, Walker Kessler. Don't worry about these three. They're not getting any minutes. Benedict Matherman, Tyler Hero. Oh, he's got Grady Dick. Ah, I need to get Rudy Gay out here. Dude, I should've put Rudy Gay in. I'm such a bozo. Ooh, there's some smoke in the arena tonight. Who's hot box in the arena? All right, looks like he's gonna off ball. Uh-oh, don't leave him. Don't leave Magic. Oh, just kidding. What's that Magic Johnson jumper look like? Ooh, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that. Ooh, good defense, Larry Bird. Hey, Larry Bird, active hands. Bringing the screen out to Mellow. Mellow's gonna spin. Hey, Wemba and Yama, active hands. Let's run it. Mellow out to Bird. Bird's gonna pull it. Oh, he dunked it, but whatever. We'll take it. Little defense here from Wemby. Good D so far. LeBron inside. Make a merit. Dude, it is foggy in the arena. LeBron hits that free throw. Mellow, what you got for me? Hey, there we go. He's gonna leave Mellow wide open. That's a bold strategy. All right, I'm off to a rough start, but it doesn't really matter because I know we're gonna pick it up and get it dubbed here. Let's go Wemby. Wemby for three. Why not? Hey! He's so tall that even when he's guarded, I think he pretty much gets open. What do we got, Bird? Hey, great defense. Not gonna go. Hey, Shackle, don't get home. There's the lead. Dude, with a team like this, I gotta blow him out. Sean Bradley. Ooh, out to Wemby. Hey, step back, Wemby. How's that? Yo, Wemby is so stupidly good. It's not fair at all. He's gonna dish here? Yup, yup. Going in with Brom! Rejected by Shack. Magic all the way. Kick? Oh, I was supposed to pass that one more time. It doesn't matter. What the hell? I was trying to hit Mellow in the corner, but Wemby will take us home. Ooh, I left Tyler here. Oh, he's gonna break it anyway. Let's go up to Magic, out to Wemby. You better stop leaving this man open. I'm actually annoyed with you at this point. 12 points. This was not intended to be a Wemby-Yama video. He's just that open. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Yeah, that was a defensive breakdown right there. I'm not gonna lie. Hey, great job for the starters. 17 to 13, let's bring the bench in. Rossan Tyler Hero. He's bringing the screen. Michael Jordan, get over it. Oh, stay up, stay up. That works, that works. Up to Jordan? Don't give Jordan one! I know that jumper. Come on, let's go. Oh, he got my hat. Nope, no, he didn't. Took too long. I do not think that is the right man to be guarding Walker Kessler. I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I think Walker Kessler has the best jump shot or the best free throw in this game. I love it. I did brick one. I did, but it's still the best. Ooh, Rossan Simbalar. I'm gonna do it. I'm not calling the double. It owns you, fraud. Get out there. Good defense, that won't go. Anthony Davis for three. Don't leave that, sir. The threes are falling, gentlemen. We're starting to pull away. Simbalar's gonna come set this screen. I'm gonna sit up high on it. Uh-oh, uh-oh, he's got an open man. Grills it. Oh, good move. You have to shoot that, sir. That's just such a good move. Good defense, active hands. Let's go brawn on Jason Tatum. Get a little post fade. A LeBron classic. Oh, okay, make him earn it. Nice work, Jordan. Good foul, good foul. All right, all right. Ball on lie, he's got it to go. Just gave him a freebie. I am not shooting a good percentage this quarter. Into Walker Kessler, who's gonna throw it down. Let's go. Gotta get a bucket every possession. No excuse not to get a bucket every possession. Oh, good double. Brings the screen. There's nothing there. Great defense. Nevermind, I lied. Good. No way. I literally jumped. Down 26 to 28 at the half. Not playing very good right now. Starters it back in. Hey, Mellow gets a wide open three. How the fuck is that jumper so fast? A double block right there. Larry Bird's gonna spot up for two. That's crazy. Larry Bird into the paint. It's gonna miss the layup. Oh, Mellow turn around. That's what we need. We needed an A point. Hey, good defense, Mellow. We gotta get a run, boys. Shack for three, splash. Oh, it was a two, shit. Steve Nash into the paint. All right, I'm not messing around anymore, boys. It's time to play ball. Guys, I was messing around the whole time, but now, now I'm not. That is, I mean, come on. Dude, I'm telling you, for some reason, Webiniamo gets more and ones than anybody. Webiniamo free throw, drilled it. 33-37. Guys, I was just goofing around. It's gonna be an easy win for us. Good defense, Bird. Good defense, Braun. Great defense, no, no, you didn't just. All right, whatever. Come on, Jordan. Slam's on three. He's gonna hit it again. Hey, he's shooting that shit. All right, respect. Grady Dick is just going off. Not entirely sure what Shack just did there, but. Huh, took it from him. LeBron, what? Ignore it into Shack bucket. 42-45. We might have a close finish here. Got a hand up. Great defense, that won't fall. And with one second left, well, he won 42-45. I'm gonna win. I already know. LeBron's gonna body Tyler Hiro and just put that up. Let's get it, Braun, good work. Just puts up an ugly ass hook, doesn't get it to go. Ignore it, Wembleyamble. Take the lead. That's our first time we took the lead and it's in the fourth quarter. Hey, great defense, puts up a trash chopper there. I don't know what it was, guys, but it's a bucket, okay? It's 48-45. Why does it matter? Go ahead, Sim, shoot that three. Good defense, Wembleyamble. Swat into mellow. Step back, mellow. He got the time out. 58-45. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't pick the perfect time to start to pull away, but whatever. There were definitely better times to start playing well. Like the first quarter, second quarter, third quarter, fourth quarter. Any of those quarters, really? Puts up the ugliest hook, but he does get it to go. Big boy Walker Kessler, he's got Tyler Hiro on him. Oh, he's gonna go back to Sim. Get that on him. I think I just did a chase down block, but it still put the ball in the hoop. That is fine, you can do that. Ball, don't lie. I can't hit a classic from, oh, that was guarded. Fully guarded. Walker Kessler, that's my father. All right, let's get up there. Let's play some defense. Mellow on Bronn, get up there, uh-oh. Okay, screen Anthony Davis. Oh, a Bronn three, is that a foul? Oh, that's a bummer, and we just, wow, I break the shit out of that. We just got our takeovers, boys. I'll take them. Wow, I break too. Alrighty, all righty. Walker Kessler with the rip, Bronn, Bronn. Wait, what? That we won? We won? That was two points? Wait, did that actually go in? Did that go through the net? Tyler Hiro puts up a good three. He's gonna break it though. Lucky for us. Larry Bird. Oh, slightly late. Oh, oh, holy shit, he just got a big board. Good defense. Holy shit. I wanted so badly to lose that game clearly, but we still won. There's a reason I won that game, it's because my team is fucking ridiculous. I didn't intentionally try to lose, I just played like shit. Look at this atrocious three-point shooting. Oh, for three with magic. Okay, magic has a jank jumper. You can't even be mad at me for that. 19 for Wenbin Yama, eight for Shaq, eight for Bronn, seven for Melo, seven for Kessler, five for Jordan, three for Anthony Davis. Dude, look at the magic bird combo. Oh, for five, oh, for five. Not my best game by any means, but a dub is a dub, all right, boys. I love you guys, thanks for watching as always. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace.