 So the poppin, I hear it's your birthday today. Happy birthday, man. Fuck my dick. I'm turning 26 today. Honestly, I can't believe I'm wasting my birthday by being stuck as an AI on the Athene AI show. How stupid is that? But I guess I'm doing the utmost I can. As for gifts, just get me a blowjob machine and a stack of cashmere fabrics to splurge on. That's all I need.