Have you ever wished that you could know what was going on in your partner's mind when you're being intimate? Want to find the secret to keeping the passion alive in your sex life? Well, you're in luck because it's time for some serious guy talk!
Dear Abby: You ain’t got nothing on us. Five guys, five different love stages, endless topics. Get ready for a little guy guidance. I’m Steven Fabian and this is that’s What He Said. Always an important aspect in every relationship is the bedroom. So let’s find out what guys truly think about all that is sex. Women want to know about men’s between the sheets secrets. What are some things that are scary, what are some things that are sexy?
I would like a girl just one time like just like come in and then she’s waiting there and she has a laptop and she’s playing pornography. I want her to just like throw it at me. And then she has like a rob and nothing on and she just like sex attacks me.
The biggest turn on I ever had once, a girl who wanted me to introduce her to porn. And I’m like, “Are kidding me? Come to my chamber.”
I like dirty talk.
You can’t talk about dirty talk. You can't- Let’s talk dirty
Say something to me now.
You cant do that it’s got to be be spur of the moment. But sometimes when you guys aren't- ones talking dirty and the other one- that just doesn’t work at all.
This girl who had this very lovely nice speaking voice but when we would get in be together her voice would drop five or six registers. And she would sound like and very old man shouting. It was really- It was like oh that feels great.
I date a girl who couldn’t do anything intimate until she washed her face, brush her teeth. Like I'm just like- And this was college I mean come one we all smell like ramen noodles. And their like- Oh but my breath stinks. I'm like bring it we’ll make it like a French Revolution.
One thing that I really like is enthusiasm, just enthusiasm. The girls like- I cant get enough, Im like a wild cat.
She deserves a call to the police.
I mean not specifically that noise.
I will tell my grandchildren this story. I will never forget was having intercourse.
Wait, wait, wait you're going to tell your grandchildren this story that starts with I was having intercourse.
I was having intercourse because I don’t want to shock them with the sex word. She turned to me and she goes Ask me what my name is. And I said what’s your name? And she just goes Diane. Call me Diane. She wasn’t Diane.
That would weird me out.
Wouldn’t it weird you out? Cause all of sudden I was freed to be something that I wasn’t. So I become Daniel Craig. No that’s not true. And that’s the trouble I think with relationships sometimes is that you’re afraid to go outside the boundaries and that was a big problem with my marriage later on. It was being creative with intimate things and not ever letting that go.