 Hey, welcome back everyone according to a recent report from CNBC CNN's new streaming service called CNN plus has fewer than ten thousand active users since it's launched two weeks ago This follows earlier reports of huge budget cuts and layoffs that were already planned after the Democrat Party propaganda outlet Pour three hundred million dollars into the streaming service, which just boggles the mind I mean, why would anybody pay extra money for a streaming service that's filled with all the same losers You're already paying for on cable former Fox News anchor Chris Wallace certainly didn't think it through this far Because he's allegedly having triggered meltdowns on a regular basis due to the service's spectacular failure in any case I thought it would be entertaining to cover eight things that are more popular than CNN plus One a Kickstarter campaign for potato salad that made over fifty five thousand dollars Which is more than CNN plus did for their first month of subscription fees from active users to falling out of bed and dying Is more popular than CNN plus in the US alone 10386 people died by falling out of bed between 1999 and 2014 why am I not surprised that dying from falling out of bed is more popular than Brian stelter three an Instagram account Called daily Otis daily Otis posts the same picture of a CGI cow every single day That's all he posts. He has forty eight thousand two hundred followers Which is nearly five times as many followers as CNN plus You're cracking me up for according to Wikipedia the micro island of Tuvalu has more than eleven thousand nine hundred residents Which is one thousand nine hundred more people than who actively use CNN plus Five literally a YouTube channel that streams paint drying which has around one million viewers Quite a bit more than CNN plus who has less than ten thousand number six during Christmas the North American Aerospace Defense Command Also, no one's norad handles over a hundred and thirty thousand phone calls from children on the whereabouts of Santa Claus a person Who doesn't actually exist while Don Levin Brian stelter in the game can't even pull ten thousand. This is out This is ridiculous. You are gaslighting people. You're giving people misinformation. What are you doing? God ah Seven over one hundred and eighteen million people are estimated to be subscribed to World of Warcraft a game that was released in 2004 there is one more thing this channel ran by one 43 year old stay-at-home dad and which has significantly more reach than CNN plus what he said is not even coded racism That's right out saying it right out loud Saying it right out loud right folks That's all I have for this one just a quick one today if you enjoyed it Please hit that like button share and subscribe then leave a comment to let us all know what you think. Thanks a lot