 Let me tell you a story about my hunt for Nicholas Batum. I could have gotten a Nicholas Batum clippers jersey. I don't want that at all. I'm not wearing a clippers jersey. I just don't like the clippers. You know how you've always got that one team you just don't like, you have no good reason? For me, it was the New England Patriots for a long time in football. Never liked them, but I did have no good reason to. It's not like they played the Lions all the time, you know, they was like a Tom Brady thing. They were too good. In basketball, for me, for a long time, it was the San Antonio Spurs. I was very much a LeBron sexual. I was also a Dirk Nitzel sexual. I think, I'm starting to think I might be a bandwagon. No, that's not true. I'm not a bandwagon because I only start liking teams when they play really well. So there's no way. No, I'm not a bandwagon. I scoured the earth for this Nicholas Batum Portland jersey. Because for some reason in my head, Nicholas Batum is just a blazer. I don't know how long you play there, whatever, but he's a blazer to me. I so much as got scammed on eBay. I bid $35 on this Nicholas Batum jersey, bro. This guy sends me a literal blank box. It's a cardboard box with nothing in it. Obviously, I got my money back. I just spewed it and everything. But this is how bad I wanted the Batum jersey. I didn't get shit. So one day I'm gonna find the Nicholas Batum jersey and I'm gonna wear it. I'm gonna wear it for the finale episode. Hopefully, hopefully. We're wrapping the Shade jersey. When in doubt, go to Shade jersey, dude. The All White's clean. And I think one of my, The All White's, The All White's clean. And I think one of my, one of my first like five or six episodes was in this jersey. So it matches the pearls. And if you didn't watch my Subway draft vlog, Garrett Wilson is a subscriber. Watches the vids. And he wears the pearls. So if you're shitting on me, shitting on Garrett Wilson. I'm not high. Everybody thinks not when I say stupid shit. I'm not high. I just, whatever. Our starting lineup. I'm absolutely loving it. Bill Russell coming off the bench. My absolute main goal. No questions asked for today's episode is 10 points with Giannis. I was too busy shitting on this guy with Nicholas Batum that I forgot that if he raged quits, Giannis doesn't get his upgrade. So by now, I truly believe in my head we should have had invincible Giannis. Like I should not be sitting here with dynamic ratings, Galaxy Opleon. Let's make that a big priority today. In fact, I'll just make sure to sub him in as a starter as soon as the game starts. Other than that, I think my only thing I don't like is James Hardin. He is pretty good, but he feels slow to me. I wanna see what his like speed and speed with ball is. That's actually pretty good. Vertical's at 89, his lateral quittness is 96, hustle's 89. So he's honestly not bad. I just, maybe I'm spoiled, but my invincible is just move around the court so much better. Our list, the wheel is the deciding factor here in episode number nine. I'm pulling the cheat sheet. Six and two, we have eight wins. Big redemption streak, we have two wins streak ever since. Our loss, our tough loss that we took when I was trying to get Euro steps. Stupid. A win today makes it so there will be no 12 hour stream potentially in a thousand pushup stream. Eight and four is five Instagram DM slides. Nine and three is can I collab time stand? And if I win all the rest of my games, you have to rate my cock on a scale of one to 10. That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. The largest penis I have ever seen. Wheel spin wise, you know what I would actually like is a dark matter center again. I'm realizing how undersized Bill Russell is at six foot 10. He's just, I was stupid to buy and he is an invincible so he's good, but hopefully I could get a dark matter center. Put him where Bill Russell is, Bill Russell powerful word, Yanis the small four. That's like the game plan here. Jackpot, but they're white. We can get any single white player in the game. The steps, poor Zingas, dark matter. That's my center, that's my new center. That's who I should have gotten the first time. Dark matter center, can I sort by race? They don't let you do that. Oh my gosh, gotta edit that out. Hey, you're not white, you're not white, you're not white. Shack white. I'm seeing a lot of swag. I'm seeing a lot of athleticism. I'm not seeing a lot of grit. I'm seeing no high motors. I think Kristaps is the move though. Can we just count Asian people as white people just for one day? They're damn near the same thing, bro. We're both racist. He's white or me. I'll get, I'll get miss maps, more Zingas back in here. I'm not sure if he has a buyout. Like I don't know if he can be bought out. He might actually be really good. Let's see, does he have a possible buyout? Oh my God, this guy is on the fucking cusp. Let's go! This fab is more Mingus. Literally this is perfect. Kristaps Porzingis. I mean, he's a thin dude too, but 25 pounds up on Bill Russell, and he's five inches tall. I think I'm also giving Bill Russell way too much shit. I only played one game with him, and he was in off the bench. So, John is soon to be an invincible, and then Michael Jordan will come out of the starting lineup and onto the bench, which is crazy. But all right boys, multi-player, unlimited. All right, and the challenge really is going. Let's see if we can snag right here, baby. Episode nine, right? Is this nine? What am I, six and two? Yes, episode nine, okay. 20 points to the newest player. We followed the bag last time we did this, and it was Porzingis last time we did this. All right, we're running right back with Porzingis, except he's a dark matter this time. Before I hop into this game, boys, I would like your help. I would like to think of some new challenge real ideas and some new wheel spin ideas for Wheel of Twokay. Try to spice things up. If you have some awesome ideas, I think I have a community post up, so don't spam the comments in this video, but I do have a community post up on my channel and just ask for suggestions. Drop a cool suggestion, and if you see one that you really like, just give it a like or an upvote or whatever, so it floods to the top. So we don't gotta spam the comments in this. I don't want artificial comments, but you can do it on the community. 20 points to Porzingis, 10 with the honest, and hopefully it up. Dark Matter Zach Levine, Larry Bird, and B. Zion Magic, it's not a super crack team at all. Dude, this might be my first time wearing these unis, is it? Dude, he's in Charlotte Unis just to spite me. Nicholas Batum has a Charlotte Unis, I'm pretty sure. Lull him to sleep, and oh! Want a deep one, Yanis? You want to pull that three on? This is his first three-pointer ever! And he puts up the bow and arrow, Selly. Katniss Everdeen out here, let's go! Katniss Antenna Kumpo, that was a poverty. Don't let me have another one. Let's see what you got, Embiid. What do you got on the post? Porzingis, come on. Redemption, hey! You know what? His free throw's got to be way better on this Galaxy Opal than it was on a shootout shootout before. So I'll pop. Oh! Oh, that's good to hear. Reds, let's go. Up to Yanis, down into pay. Oh, great move! 67, six points to Yanis. We're very close to that invincible, all ready. Pop Steps, Zion Williamson on Chris Steps, ain't going anywhere. I just realized something, actually. I shouldn't have Chris Steps. Let's not get Chris Steps winded early. Let's call it a timeout here. Yanis stays in, Karim comes in. Let's just take our starters out too. Oh, good move. Oh, spin from Yanis into the paint, what a move! All right, that's eight points for Yanis. Three for five, not exactly weird. Oh my God, that's free! It's supposed to be down there on defense. Blind windmill! Oh my God, and somehow the ball pops out, he still makes the layup. Oh, but to my Embiid, I don't think you know who this is! No way, I just did that. That's about it. Yanis is actually running shit. Let's let him keep doing it. I feel it, I'm gonna hit both of these. Beauty, all right, red to green, wait. Good shot! All right, down by three, Yanis points complete. Zero with Chris Steps, and I need 20 to complete the challenge. Up to Jordan, out to Kobe. Green, gotta be! Jordan's my defense, and Kobe's my offense. And that was a Yanis. Jordan, yam! Billy? Billion Russell? Drop step! Maybe I was right to talk shit about Bill Russell. Yeah, you can slam on Larry Bird, right? Okay. Oh, Chris Steps, don't do it! We take the lead by three, great double team, and then close out. Ooh, Miss Baps, oh, he was there. Oh, he still is? Ay! My least favorite animation of all time. Also, though, four will shot, so we're good. Never just ended up on Chris Steps, can't stop, so. Shooting foul, that's two points. He's gonna have five now. Beauty? Nice and close game, we're completing our challenges, though. Me? All game here, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, keep running, keep running, bucket. Does he even know who this is? Does he have any idea that that's Nicholas Batum? You're not gonna rip him. I'll tell you one thing, he doesn't know who it is. He's got no clue who it is. He's gonna go up the screen. Oh, you're s- Ooh. Guy's got no clue! Wee! Oh, that was such a good move. A game rip. Up to Batum, up to the Rose. That was all really weird, but I bet you Karim can hit that. Not covered, though. Let's give another defensive stop, and I won't care so much. Good deed. Great deed. Batum to the Rockies, damn. Batum. You're supposed to be my father. You're my set in heavens. Easy bucket, though. Easy bucket, no time on the clock. I just got blocked on three straight dunks like that. Kobe. Clamps. Get there. Damn it. I did not need to double. Porzingis got seven, one, and two. Oh, shit. Oh, I didn't get it. We're good. Porzingis, lay up. Oh, shit. Hey! Yeah, it's a little karma, huh? You know how many times that happened to me? He's gonna pass, and I'm gonna close out. Damn. All right, fine. I'll take a cream bucket. Whoa. Really struggling right now. Zion's talking shit! Look at Zion! Zion's sitting there, complaining about his arm. Five turnovers for him, and I've got 10 points off. Zion, is this real? Look at this shit. You can't get injured in my team, can you? What? What is going on, Zion? You just got fucking injured. Is this a thing? Is this a known glitch? Zion is actually bitching him up. Hey, like, what, he break his elbow and now the game can't go on? I am technically losing right now, though. You can fit. Somehow, I said the game needed to end. There we go. We're back, baby. Dude, I think that for like 40 seconds. Fucking Kareem, just body. No. Damn it, Kareem. Why are you biting at his fucking ankles? Damn, we're not looking good. No, I absolutely should have shot that. But I'll take it in one. Oh, Bill Russell, the line. He's got 99 free throw. He's an invincible hillet. No! Fucking God, are you kidding me? Is your free throw just this? Holy shit, that's the fastest free throw I've ever seen. He has last shot if he wants it. Oh, I recovered. I recovered. That won't go in. Let's go. Hey, we got seven seconds. Let's go. Last second shot. This is big. This is big. Get in there. No, take a fucking shoe. Take a layup. I am in shambles. I completely fell apart there. Down by seven, going into the fourth. We can still do this. Go, Bill. Just get in the paint, buddy. He cut at the perfect time. Midi. Midi Hakim. Gotta have it. I can do this. I have to score quickly, stop quickly. Dude, it's the Zion broken elbow. It cursed my game. Not right now, please. Not right now! What are you guys doing down there? Holy shit, when it fucking rains, it pours, dude. He cuts so well. He keeps getting me with that, dude. Why are you spacing outside of the paint? But at one point, game, I'll cut it to two. Just so I don't feel so bad about myself. Or cut it to single digits. Sorry, not two. I was cutting to two. What happened to that? I really just fell apart there. No challenge completed, no dub. What did I just fall to? That was episode number nine, right? So I just fell to six and three. I think I just fell to six and three. I'm trying to remember. Team comparison. Let's see where we really went wrong. Four for ten on threes. I don't mind that. 24 for 50 field goal. He shot 62%. That's where we lose the game. He had more defensive. I had way more offensive, but that's also because I missed more shots. Bench points were better. I had more steals. Dude, he had 12 blocks. That's crazy. Did not play my best, but take a look at the box score here. 11 for Zengis, 11 Yanis. Dude, honestly, Kareem did not show up to play. Kareem was really struggling as sad game for him. And I really played through my bigs. So having them two not play great wasn't very good. Pozengis is four for ten too. So my bigs are just didn't play well today. But Yanis has 11. I get invincible Yanis. So despite losing and losing Dark Matter Pozengis, also fuck you Bill Russell, you suck. Despite losing Dark Matter Pozengis, I can bring back in Pink Diamond Pozengis. And I also get invincible Yanis. So all hope is not lost. So let's just take this Yanis out. Bring invincible Yanis up to the small. Okay, so Yanis invincible is finally on the squad. I have waited so long to have this and I'm gonna need it for my next redemption game right here, Yanis. I need out everything. Six foot 11, two, 42 small forwards gonna be cracked. Chris Stapps is getting replaced by himself as a Pink Diamond. Bill Russell's the power forward off the bench. Robert Orlery Bird, that's great. And now Curry's gonna come out for Michael Jordan. And I think coming off the bench will be DeRose, Michael Jordan, Batum, Bill Russell, Chris Astworth's Yanis. That's my switch in five. My starting five is exactly what she got here, by the way. James Harden, big three. I am really liking James Harden actually. Not a happy ending for Houston this time, but I'll do a Jersey switch up. We'll figure this out. And you know what? Batum didn't play great either. I had some six step backs that he did not drill. So he had his 15 minutes of pain, but I still love you Batum. That game was nuts. Houston happy endings, moved to six and three on the season. Three games remaining until the finale. All right, hey, I love you boys. Thanks so much as always. See you in the next one. Peace out.