 Here's the thing about drama. This is how easy it is to have one. It needs three ingredients. It needs a victim, moi, a villain, you, and a conspiracy theory. Oh, do you know what? You see the way she looked at me? I'm telling you now, she looks at me like that. All the time, that woman has got it in for me. You know what? You know why I think she looks at me like that? Because she was talking to songs or over there last week. You know what they were doing? Talking about me. You know why they invited you? They never invite me. You know why they don't invite me? Because they hate my guts, they're against me. Do you know why? Because I'm a threat to them, because I'm so brilliant. Conspiracy theories. I gotta tell you, Hollywood are making blockbusters on those three things. Some of you are involved in your own blockbuster because drama is all to do with, listen to this carefully, drama is all to do with the story in your head.