 Hello wrestling fans and welcome to Historic Fenway Park for Wrestling All Stars in New England brought to you by Beltime Club and Dante Luna. My name is Drew Kazoo, I'm joined at this time by Joey Business and the one and only The benevolent, intelligent, extravagant and eloquent Donny Wonderful aka Tall On Door. It's main event time folks. This one's gonna be a treat. We've got Toto Loco taking on one of the most feared men in the Professor of Relief. A David and Goliath battle. A true David and Goliath battle as Toto Loco takes on Warbeard Hansen. This is gonna be a treat. What's up? Mr. Business, how are you today? I'm fantastic. The last, I'm gonna tell you right now, the last person that I'd wanna bump into in a dark alley might be Warbeard Hansen. Would you just look at this man? This guy is a mammoth. Of course. Huge. World renowned tag team, War Machine as we see Toto Loco now making his way ringside. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most electrifying, one of the most impressive, one of the biggest fan favorites here. All that too, Mr. Business, I'm glad you're paying attention, Toto Loco. A good throwback to the luchador style. This is gonna be a great main event. I just got one question. He says he's hailing from Tokyo, Mexico. Does anybody have an explanation for me? I don't know if I've found that on the map yet. Well, you know what? I'm gonna stop looking here because we've got a match underway. We're waiting for the bell here, Toto Loco, Warbeard Hansen. This one's gonna be a doozy. Classic big guy versus little guy. You always root for the little guy because they're the underdog, but I can tell you right now, just looking at these two guys lined up, it's gonna look tough for them. Well, I gotta tell you, this is what I love most about professional wrestling, is matchups, the chemistry. I like to see the two different styles clashing in the middle of the ring and see what comes out. We couldn't get any bigger contrast of styles than we do right now. We've got the unorthodox, high-flying martial arts, hard-hitting style of Toto Loco against the pure, brutal aggression and size here of Warbeard Hansen. I must say, I hate to discriminate, but the Vegas are to definitely against Toto Loco. Well, you know what? Some may say so just because of the pure size and strength, but we've seen Toto Loco come out victorious to come through some grueling battles. Yes, we have. Man can take a lot of punishment, he can dish it out too as we see both men fighting for support to the crowd here, playing mind games with each other, trying to get the crowd on their side, letting them know who's boss. But you never want to turn your back against your opponent. That was a great opportunity for Toto Loco to attack, sneak him up by surprise that he let go of. Well, this is a contest, it's a big fight feel here. Both of these men signed the contract, they both want to win, they both got something to prove. I don't think they're out for any cheap shots. I think they want to walk away with a clean W. Absolutely. There's a method of winning in this industry called by any means necessary. You take that opportunity, you use it, you walk out a winner. Mr. Business, I got to ask you, what's the key to victory here for Toto Loco being at the size disadvantage? Well, since he's at the size disadvantage, the only thing he can hope to do, in my view, is survive and capitalize on some type of humongous mistake because just everything's against him. You're absolutely right. You're not going to overpower the much larger guy, but you are quicker and you can use that to your advantage. You can slip into spaces that he can't fill and you can use that, potentially beat him and outsmart him. As his made evident right there, we saw that manifest right before our eyes. Now, Toto Loco sizing him up. Oh my goodness, it is Wally. Wally, oh my God, Toto Loco risking life in limb, going straight over the top with that somersault senton, almost into the front row here at Fenway Park, almost out at the center field. My goodness, much to the pleasure of the Fenway faithful here. Toto Loco now. Sizing him up for a beautiful kick. On the offensive here. That may be the most effective way to hit him is when you do striking attacks like that, even though they may be light against a big man like that, they do damage over time. Oh my God, like a lawn dart. A face full of pole. That was, that's pretty, actually folks, I would referee should go over, take a look now at the forehead of Toto Loco and see if we got any blood because he hit awfully hard on that steel post outside. Unbelievable. As we see now, Hanson showing no quarter now. Vicious forearm smash. Toto Loco now, definitely, definitely. I'll tell you, Jack Hill definitely has his hands full to try to referee this one and make sure that both men can at least go home to dinner tonight. And I'll tell you what, Warbeard Hanson, oh my goodness. Warbeard Hanson looks like he could eat Toto Loco for dinner himself. And he may do just that before this contest is over now as he makes his way back into the ring. You know, for a big guy, he's awfully agile. Very athletic, very athletic for a big man here. As we see now, Warbeard Hanson now. Oh, are we going to see a beard wash? Oh, this is, oh. That is amazing. Now, Drew, I know you're from around here. Is Tokyo, Mexico next to Harvard, Cambridge? You're going to need to give me a minute to Google Earth that if I have it. I'm going to have to find, I'm not sure what Tokyo, Mexico is, but if you give me, if you hit his wall again. He's really one of the Fenway faithful and loves taking in this wrestling action. You can tell by the conviction of Wally's face as he watches this suplex with authority. Goodness gracious, that should be enough. Took the win right out of him. Two counts. Only two. Only two. Folks, definitely a feel it, guys. Feeling a history in the air, man. I got to tell you, I love being here at Fenway Park. I love the atmosphere. I love taking in the whole, just the feel here. It's a bit, usually it's for a baseball game, but we're not here for baseball, guys. We're here for pro wrestling. Absolutely, there's no do-overs, no strikeouts. One hit, you're gone. It's over. That's right. And as we see on the outside of the ring, they have a sign telling us where fans with bags need to go and Toto Loco letting us know where that fist needs to go, straight to the solar plexus of Warbeard Hansen. Huge boot to the jet. Look at Toto Loco now. Oh, and just like that. It's like chopping down a tree. Toto Loco's doing his best with all his striking. Go for the pit now. That's taking time. Oh, just rubbing that forearm right in his face. You got to wonder, when is this? We're looking for that mistake that Mr. Business was alluding to. Oh, and look at this, touring away at the mask. Where is Joe Business going? Joey Business, they're not selling beers anymore. I think they should, Joey Business, come back here. He's on his way to get to Fenway, Frank. Joey Business, leave to Kila Rose alone. All right, well, we're going to carry on here, folks. As Warbeard Hansen now. The show must go on. Unbelievable happenings here at Fenway Park, folks. As we see Warbeard Hansen now, getting ready for maybe another suplex. Small package, one, two. I would have to say that's a package, that's a big package. Where's Joey Business when you need him? And there's the set up for one, two, holy. As Warbeard Hansen now, huge boot. That could be it, folks, but he's going up the rope. Old school style splash. One, two, only a count of two. Good discretion with the resilience to kick out of that. He's given up at least 150 pounds. We told you, Toto Loco has been through wars here in the world of New England wrestling. He's been through some of the worst battles. He's been in bloody battles. He's been broken through tables. He's been smashed, he's hit with chairs. He's been flown from heights, the highest heights, and come through victorious in the end. So we know that this man can definitely, definitely take punishment. And he is definitely taking punishment now at the hands of Warbeard Hansen. Oh, nobody on there. The way with all to move, here we go. He has to capitalize on this. Toto Loco now, look at this. Going for that spinning. Oh, and he caught him with the DDT. If you can cover him, he can end this. Doesn't quite have it in him now to go for the cover. He's got to gather himself. He needs the help of Finlay Faithful. They need to lift his spirit so he can regain his control and win this match. Both men now digging deep, trying to make their way to their feet so they can leave historic Fenway Park now with the victory. Toto Loco, a lot of steam behind that elbow smash. And there we go. Oh, scissors. Hurricane Rana there. Well, back from his bathroom break. Here comes Joe Business. Sitting heel kick. Oh, and the kip up. I had the only kind of explosive diarrhea. You could have at the place like Fenway Park. Let me tell you it is hard, but I hope the people in the ring hit harder. Well, I hope that you feel better because I'll tell you right now, somebody who's not feeling great is Warby at Hanson. Actually, maybe I spoke too soon. Big boot to the face. No, what's not feeling great was I couldn't let you two clowns close the show without me. Oh, huge. Springboard in Zagiri now. Joe Business, did it soak into your socks? What is that smell? Brutal. That smell is excellence, gentlemen. And the smell that you feel. Oh, top rope Frankensteiner. Folks, if he goes to the pin for the pin, that could be it. Total loco now. One, two, oh. And two count. Only a two. Which only means the votes you have is two and they don't count. Here we go now. Total loco getting the Fenway faithful into this. He's feeling it. He's pumped up. My goodness, that top rope. Moonsault was incredible. It sure was, because no one's talking about it. So let's get back to it. Okay, here he goes. Warbared, throwing them over the shoulder. Reversal by Total loco. Oh my goodness, look at the big man. What a cartwheel and a laria. Somebody. That should do it. Two. Two only. No, no, no. Somebody go pick up Total loco's head because that thing just got shot all the way over to the kid's zone. Two. But a count of two only. Warbared Hanson now. Definitely front, the frustration is setting in. It smells like the city of Lenovi. Hey now, listen. Total loco now, definitely, definitely. Maybe wishing that he was in the locker or maybe he was ocean on the outside of the ring to recuperate because he is on the receiving end of some clubbing, clubbing blows there by Warbared Hanson. Lot of mustard behind those shots. Absolutely. A lot of mustard, but I want to Fenway Frank so come on, folks. Lord knows, Joe business does not deserve to eat anything else. We don't want it coming out of any other holes. Look at this, Warbared Hanson out to the second rope. Oh! This is just like your humor. A big man making a big risk. Go for the cover now, Total loco. Not going, was that a mistake? Not going for the cover, Mr. Business. There's totally a mistake coming back to this booth. They had what's better in the other room. Oh! Springboard moonsault, nobody home. Warbared Hanson now setting him up. He's going back up top. What's this? It's Warbared Hanson now. We know the big man's not afraid to fly. Are we going to see a moonsault? Look at the crowd here. They can't believe what they're witnessing. Comes a meteor shower. Oh my goodness! But to no avail, Total loco moving out of the way. The crowd here cannot believe what they've just seen. Total loco now making his way to his feet. He's on the top rope. What are we going to see here, folks? Oh, huge splash! One, two, three! And that's it! Total loco victorious with the big top rope splash. David Slugoliath. What a contest here, folks. My goodness, Total loco showing guts and determination as he comes out victorious here with a victory over Warbared Hanson. My goodness. It makes me quite a hell of a story. Let me tell you, there's thousands in attendance and try to see. Folks, I gotta tell you, that was probably, if not one of the toughest contests thus far for Total loco as he comes out with the victory. A perfect underdog story. The smaller guy wins. As you mentioned before, Joey Business, David Slays Goliath. And you gotta wonder what's going through the mind of Warbared Hanson as he comes into historic Fenway Park and leaves on the losing end of a contest with the New England favorite, Total loco. Oh, look at this. He's in his face. What's this? We're gonna see. Is this a sign of bats? What's gonna happen? Oh, look at this, folks. Extends the hand of respect to Total loco. Telling him, excellent match, young man. He's earned it. That is about the highest sign of respect that you could imagine there, folks. Thanks for watching. Wrestling All-Stars in New England. I'm Drew Kazoo for Joey Business and Donny Wonderful. Thanks for watching, folks. We'll see you next time.