 I know I did it. I finally did it like a year too late because it's a new year now and cats has been in theaters for a few weeks But I finally saw it. So the big question is did I like it? Well, all I have to say to that is strong I'm Kleece grimes 82 and if you know me if you know anything about me you would have said Kleece this movie's right up your alley like a cat like an alley cat And it's true. It's so Fucking true. I should have been this from day fun. I should have been this at day two I should have been this at 33. I should have been a lot more. I should have been this movie at a day five But I definitely Definitely went out to the theaters and paid my own money to see cats Definitely paid money to see this and did stay at home watching on my laptop on some sort of a third-party Ski-Bee streaming website. I'm sure there's plenty of garbage YouTube videos You can watch that they just rip it a new one, but that's not me. That's not what I do and I'm gonna leave it at cat I want to first start off by listing off some of the actors in this film by doing a little cat call Jennifer Hudson Judy Dench Taylor Swift Jason James Corden rebel Wilson Idris Elba and a clouder of other actors sign up to embarrass themselves for our amusement And I can't thank them The visuals in this film are nothing short of astounding and nothing tall of frightening first off Chris stop I like that the cats are mostly naked by mostly I mean fully naked, but you can't see some of the private parts Even though the women still kind of have breasts and that's weird and uncomfortable And I love it because it makes me question everything I know about my sexuality. Maybe I'm a furry haha Maybe all along it was a fever It's kind of weird think about a cold sweat I threw my hands in the air said to show me something He said if you dare come a little closer There is more raw Sexual tension in this film than my time as an altar boy I mentioned that some of the cats are naked because some of them also have a tire on some of them also have cat tire on Judy Dench wears a fur coat Looks like she's wearing a cat coat because it's the same fur as she's wearing So either she shed that herself and then fashioned it into some sort of a wardrobe Or she's wearing a cat fur of a fallen friend. That's like me tossing on a skin suit It's a little messed up. That's why I like cats. It's not trying to be something good. It's not trying to make sense It's not trying to have a story. It's just being Why can't a movie just be just try liking a movie that's just being sometimes just try liking a movie That's just being and like I stated this movie has so many great actors in it's so many wonderful characters It's really a catabration of all the fun variety. We get my favorites are as follows Skimble shanks buster for Jones Rumpel teaser Jenny and the dots Macavity Rump-tump tugger all aboard On me Grisabella Mestopolis if they make me when they make the cats to two cats to cradles I have some more names. I want to throw in the mix such as Twizzler dicks young canopy candle wax fanny pack Cheshire skank toys for taints slave one and of course Rob Schneider I think my favorite character in this is James Corden as Buster for Jones. Who doesn't love James Corden? He's like the funniest guy to ever be just ever. He's so fucking funny I love everything that he does in movies My favorite is when he did the role of handjob in the emoji film a movie That's obviously one of my favorite animated films of all time He is so good in that and it makes me wonder how I can't get a role in a film if he can How can not anybody this film is two hours long? That's two hours of cats on the street cats on the beat and definitely cats in heat and I was one of them If you're wondering what the plot is let me break it down for you as best I can because I honestly only made it about 45 minutes in before I start fast-forwarding. I mean Watching the whole movie in the theaters Victoria is the main pussy cat that we're following and she's trying to make it to The Jellico ball. What is the Jellico ball? You may ask and ask you certainly have That's as much as I know of the plot really It's just song after song kind of mishmash together Oshkosh bagosh blending mixing morphing into this amalgamation of dance and fur and In this sensuality and these these people cats Just kind of rubbing up on each other and spinning and twisting and jumping and hopping and playing and pervin and Slapping and spanking and kissing and blowing and sucking and cucking and everything that you want from a movie called cats That's PG for the whole family to enjoy. It's not really about the story It's about the journey and it's about the technology We've made along the way and what we can accomplish today with making scary creepy shit. That's just haunting Wonderful another bonus to this unending amount of praise I've given is the music which is hard to pass up on every song is a treat Every one of them overseas. They're welcome about four minutes and I can't get enough of them I've made my own songs based on the the kind of the beats that they have kitty cats kitty cat gumby cat paw Itchy cat bitchy cat fishy cat crawl Jellico helico sexual raw singing song kitty dong furry catch long There's honestly more singing than there is talking which I love which is great which I love which is great There is so much music I could barely catch my breath in between songs the only saving grace were the ads that were unskippable that came up every 20 minutes during my stream of the film. I mean Hey, Barry Hey, Barry, can you cut that part out? It makes it sound like I streamed this video instead of going to the theaters to pay money and see this pile of shit Please cut this part out. I don't want people to know that I want to give the illusion that I'm paying for this film and that I love it. Okay, Barry. Are you listening strawberry? Hello Strawberry I only have one hang-up and I think a lot of the t-swift fans are gonna have the same one And that is that Taylor's not in this very much. I wanted to see Taylor Swift's pussy in this film I wanted to see Taylor Swift's pussy cat in this movie and I was I was bummed out She does get a feline tastic number though about the cavity How do I know it's about the cavity because I think that's literally the only word she says in the song Cavity macabre de macabre de macabre de macabre de cat Macabre rap macabre de macabre de Cavity macabre de macabre de chip and if anything I am underselling what I'm about to say But I think that this is literally one of her best songs I'm just honestly shocked that cats hasn't won any awards as far as I know so far I can only hope that it gets an academy at some point down the road It should win for acting by by putting the actors through whatever this was It should win for music because it's never ending and makes your ears bleed and your eyes and your ass Gives you diarrhea. So with that I did you cat do Who's that beeline over there macabre de cat macabre de cat Whiskers and the grays all over his hair macabre de cat Cavity's hurt macabre de cat macabre de chat Cavity macabre de macabre de cat