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Head to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial when you're ready to launch you the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Let's start the show. We are live from Flagrant Studio. Yes, sir. WTF too busy for us now, bro. Yes, we at WTH. Yeah, what's the hell, studio? That's good, though. That's good that WTF is booming like that. It's a good problem to have. Yeah. I was actually going through the airport. Yes, I went last week. Last week I went to Atlanta. So I had to go. Yeah, I was at the Jersey Airport in Atlanta Airport. Two people at the airport. Yo, shawty man. I love you on breakfast club. I love your books. I love you on Flagrant. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't even correct them. I'm like, I'm like, word. It was two people with the security guard at Newark and another security guard in Atlanta. You'll probably see them if you go through the airport. That's why we're here. We're here for you, the security guard. We want to make your dreams come true. How was your week, man? Man, it was good. I don't even remember anything that happened, bro. It feels like that, bro. It feels like that. I mean, I don't know, because everything be a blur. Yeah, yeah. I really enjoy being home. And so when I'm out, I'm so laser focused on work. Yeah, yeah. If I can only remember certain moments. Like, if you ask me about a week, I can be like, OK, oh, yeah, yeah, I had a conversation with this person. Yeah. Couldn't tell you what day it was. Yeah. I know I was in Atlanta last Friday because, you know, Stacey Abrams is running for governor. She had an event called Unfinished Business that I moderated with 21 Savage and a civil rights attorney, Francis Johnson. OK. So that was that was fun. I know you had Cal Penn on, I think. I had Cal Penn on last week. Word is, I had Cal Penn on last week. Damn, see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I had to think about it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That was last Thursday he was on. That's so funny, because I, like, time exists where I see shit on social media. So even though I know the show's coming out every Thursday, if I'm seeing the clips Monday, I'm like, oh, yeah, this week. But that's how I, but that, I think that's how we all treat it, right? Yeah. Like, I treat all content like this. Yeah, yeah. To me, content is content. Like, of course, you drop on a certain day. It don't matter the exact day, as long as you indulge in it. That's all you want is people to see it. Yeah. You don't care how they catch it, whether it's a clip. People who watch a clip and think they saw a whole show. Yeah, yeah. I'm cool with that, because all of that counts nowadays. That's a fact. All of that counts nowadays. How was he? Was he impressive? What do you mean? Just, like, talking to him. Fine impressive. Yeah, like, did you show him your video of the slinky, or? No, I didn't show him the slinky. See, that's another example. I did that much to go. Wait, really? Yes, we did Celebrity Game Face. Kevin Hart's show, Celebrity Game Face. That was literally months ago. That might have been last year. Like, towards the end of the year, I don't even remember. But the other thing with Hell of a Week, I only get to talk to these guys for five, seven minutes. That's not what I'm used to. Yeah, you need more time. I need more time. We want to see if we can really put that working for hours. Anybody can be impressive with seven minutes. Can I put that working for hours? You know, I want to see if we can. But now, like, are you going to have any straight people in your show? I didn't realize he was gay. But his name? Yes, yes, yes. I didn't realize that until doing show prep for the show. You see, Shub knows, dude. They know every brown gay. You gay, Shub? No. Shub with sugar? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? I don't know what it looks like. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Well, I didn't know. I knew because I saw him on Kelly Clarkson talking about his person. His what? His person. What's his person? That's what they call, like, I don't know, that's a political correct way to say you got a guy, I guess. You know what I mean? Oh, partner, partner. No, he said person. My person. Yeah, he was like my person. Who was it? His name is Josh. I remember that from watching Kelly Clarkson. So that's when I realized it. But see, in a longer form interview, we would have got to, bro, Howard and Kumar in 2023, speaking of diversity. Yeah. Low key, yes. Yes. It was a stoner movie. Yes, man. Yes. They would have got high. Amen. You know? Monkey pox. Come on, dude. That's nothing that you want to do after going to White Castle, dude. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No, but I like, I like, I just wish I had a longer time to talk to him, you know what I mean? He did give a great answer about could they do Howard and Kumar in 2023? Oh, yeah. Well, you go back and you watch movies like that, and you're like, this shit would never fly. Wait, why would that one not fly? A lot of misogyny. Really? Yeah. He used to be racist, he used to be racist, but no longer. Sobby, down. Sobby, down. What does he want? Is he supposed to be that big? Yes, it's a she, yeah. I didn't know shitsuits get that big. That's not a shitsuit. Oh, what is it? It's a golden doodle. OK. He just pulled any dog name on it. It's not even close to shitsuits. No, it's not. He's like, what that bulldog doing over here? Well, salute to a child pain, man. What else happened this week? Oh, yeah, the queen died. Which queen? The queen Elizabeth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, explain. All jokes. Queen died? I didn't, I don't explain. All jokes aside. You probably had him on your show. I don't know why we care about the royals so much, bro. I don't. Oh, OK. Yeah, I was proud that she died in Scotland. That's a payback. I thought she'd been dead. Jason Lee called that one. Wait, really? Yes. Jason Lee called to have months ago, and y'all not giving him his credit. Oh, that's right. And by the way, when Jason called it, there was a lot of people I know that was saying, yeah, she probably did pass, and they not going to announce it. I don't know why, because I'm too busy trying to even figure out the politics over here, so I don't even know why they would hold on to that information. But then they did see her a couple of times after that. Yeah. You know what I mean? But you know, Jason Lee called it. The royal family is like, it's really the only reason you visit England. You know, you're like not going. London? Like London, like. Ed Sheeran? Ed ain't just hanging out in London when you get to go visit him. I'm just saying like, I think that they did some calculations, and more people go visit Buckingham Palace and see all the monarchy and how it's displayed. Because you're not going for the weather. You're not going for the food, right? Like you're going there for a specific reason. This is maybe like the last or the oldest monarchy in the world, is there an older one? But there's a monarchy that's older than doesn't matter. This is the most successful one. Can they hear you? That would be good information, isn't it? What's that? What do you say? I don't know. The oldest one is still in Luxembourg. I don't even know what that is. Yeah, it doesn't matter. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is Luxembourg like part of? Williamsburg? Talking to Mike. It should be. Yeah. Luxembourg is like some random Germanic country in the middle of Europe. OK. Very tiny, very small, famous for chocolate. It's like Brussels, Luxembourg. Brussels is Belgium. And they have their own team, Belgium, Luxembourg. I'm not sure if they do still. But I'm going to have a look for you right now. I just want y'all to give Jason Lee his credit, man. He got the year right, bro. I think it's an easy prediction. The 96-year-old is going to die. You could have made Colin that for the last 20 then. Nobody did. Yeah. I mean, people did. Jason got the year right. Yeah, she got the onslaught of memes because people have been making their memes for like the last five years. I don't know. By the way, I don't even know enough about them to. I mean, I know that, you know, of course, colonization. And other than that, I don't have the time to make the memes. The trickiest thing about it is like everybody goes, the queen is powerless. But then they also blame her for all the colonization and everything. So like, which one is it? Yeah, if she powerless now, if she had power back in the day, I don't know. Yeah, I think that they're just like a figurehead. And I think that like they're just like an example of like what English people are supposed to be. And I can imagine if you're not like a rich English person, you're like, well, fuck them. And if you are a rich English person, you're like, oh, well, here's my North Star. Yeah. It's just very confusing for me, man, because, you know, you hear all of these conversations. And it's interesting because they're coming from both sides. Yeah. Republicans and Democrats are both saying democracy, as we know it, is coming to an end. They're just both saying that it's coming to an end for different reasons. Right? And you got all of these different things going on in America. But when some shit like this happens, our news just stops. I think it's so bad. And CNN and MSNBC and Fox and everybody else becomes all about Queen Elizabeth. So I'm like, are there really real issues going on? No. In our country, like they say they are. I mean, there are. Of course they are. But we don't care. They don't care like they pretend to care. Yeah. You know what I mean? And that really pisses me to fuck off. The same thing with Johnny Depp, Amber Heardtry. All of this shit going on in the world. And this is what you stopped the news from? I mean, that trial was fire, bro. That trial was so fire, too. Because he was just bodying shorty every single day. The lawyers, he showed what a star he was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was interesting, right? Like, he was an actual superstar. They both got low now, though. Have you ever heard of Johnny Depp got you signed a deal for something? I thought he was out playing concerts and shit. Concerts? Yeah, he's like a musician. He'll like play guitar for like bands and stuff. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, and then she, I don't know what she's doing. She like sold her house. Well, she did? Yeah. Yeah, she's struggling. Queen Elizabeth, what is this? I don't care about why are you pulling this stuff? Taylor just pulled up King Charles. What is that? The second or third? King Charles III gets frustrated during signing ceremony. I can't bear this bloody thing. Matter about what? Is that Joe Biden? Yeah, basically. Who was that? That's King Charles. Bro, I don't, I don't, I don't. When I say I don't care, I really don't. God bless those people. I don't care. There is nothing about the royal family that interests me in any way, shape, or form. The only thing that interests me is why people are so interested. And I guess you can indoctrinate people and make them believe that like families have value or things have value. Because there are many people in Britain that love the royal family for whatever fucking reason. I'm not sure why they love them, what they do for them, who they are. They're not even English. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Queen Elizabeth is German. Her husband was Greek. Really? Yeah, because you've got to marry within the royals. And also they're like third cousins or something like that, which is kind of crazy. But their third cousins- Well, that's how I say you can fuck your third cousin. But here's the thing. You can't fuck your third cousin if everybody in your family is already cousins. The royal families have been- I'll write that down a little slow today. So look, so like the royal families, the whole thing with the royals, right? This is, or monarchies in general, is you want to marry blue blood, which is like the other royal families. So you've got to find other royal families and then connect them, right? So they've been doing this for fucking hundreds of years. So even the third cousins aren't like me and you third cousins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're third cousins, but they're also related and everybody in the family is related. So the DNA is super jumbled up. So it's not you banging your third cousin. It's probably closer you banging your cousin. First of all, I don't even know what third cousins are. And you know what's so funny? Dr. Oz, that conversation came from Breakfast Club in 2014. Like the conversation that they're using against him now, because he's running for Senate in Pennsylvania, the audio that he's using came from Breakfast Club. Because he said you're going to have a sex with your third cousin? Yeah, because somebody called in and said that they can't stop fucking their cousin. And I guess somebody asked what number cousin. And Dr. Oz has been saying, if it's second or third cousin, it's fine, right? Yeah, okay. Okay, so he said, I can't stop smashing my cousin. We hooked up at a young age. And now in our 20s, she still wants it, no matter how much I want to stop, I always give it to her, help me. Now, what advice would you give that person? If you're more than a first cousin away, it's not a big problem. Okay, so second cousin, it's fine to smash. You know what's so funny, because I knew that. How did you know that? Because I'm from the country. Yes, sir. Third cousin? Yeah, it's fine. It's all good. I don't know anything past first cousin. Who is your second cousin? Well, you can have sex with whoever allows you to. Yeah. Right, the issue is just when you have children. Yeah, and that's what I told Dr. Oz. I'm like, I've been heard that the reason- It's gross. But if you want to have sex with your third cousin or whatever. And you could be risking having a child that has some deficiencies. Yeah, a little wonky. Hey, and that's the fact, but I just don't know what, do you know who your second cousins are? No. Me neither. But on purpose, so I can fuck them. Yo, wait, you guys know your second cousins and who you can have sex with on a random night out. Right, that shit is wild, bruh. Especially when you grew up in a small town like Monk's Corner Sock in Lyon because you could really be kicking it with a girl and then they mama be like, you know y'all cousins, but they'll be like, my grandma was your granddad's second cousin. Yes. The cousin, and it's like, what does that even make husted? Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? That makes you related as fuck, dude. Think about that. Related to fuck? Yes, sir. Okay. Now listen, think about this. If you were adopted, you ever think about that? The anxiety of like an adopted kid. You didn't see that story? What? The two, uh... Oh, stop it. No, the brother, the brother and sister were both adopted and have been dating for like three, four years. Pull it up. Oh, god. As she just came out like last week, yeah. I think it's fake. I think it's fake. I think it's one of those internet things that people do for attention, but her story is, Dave, she found out that her boyfriend or fiancé was actually her brother. They both got put up for adoption when they were young. But don't you think they would know when you're having sex, like it would just fit perfectly or whatever? What? Oh, my god. It's... Don't you think? Yes. Woman finds out she is dating her biological brother for the past six years. Oh, god. I don't know if this story is real, but it's an interesting conversation. Because what do you do? Oh, man. What do you do? You've been with the person for six years. You're in love with them and you find out that's your brother or your sister. What do you do? Oh, boy. I don't know. What do you do? I don't know. I don't know. There's no turning back. Yeah. What do you do? I mean, you've already fucking... You've fucked already. So nobody's like, oh, yeah, it's like fucking them more times doesn't take away from how gross it is. And what if that's your real soulmate? Oh. You know what I'm saying? What if that's really your soulmate? Yeah. Oh, my God. That's not even on you. Oh, man. Oh. Yeah, but if they have kids, now you intentionally possibly making a wonky kid. Yeah, you could be making a wonky kid, dude. You could be making a wonky kid. What are the stats of the kid coming out wonky, guys? Let's look that up first. We don't know if that's true or not. That's a thing. We've heard this before. But what are the stats? I think there's like a 33% chance you have a Willy Wonky kid. Do you name the child, Will? I think you have to, dude. You got to name the child, Willy Wonk. You got to name it Willy Wonk. I really don't know what you're doing in that situation, yo. If I find out that the woman I've been dating for six years is actually my sister. And are you really brother and sister if you didn't meet his brother and sister? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I don't know, bro. I think you do. I don't know, man. And I'm gonna tell you something. You start to think about that stuff. Me and my wife been together for so long that it's like... Are we brother and sister? That's like my family. Like, I don't know. Like, I thought that's my wife. Son, son, son, come on. Bro, it's crazy, yo. In the way we talk to each other sometime, it's like, this is either husband and wife or two siblings, yo. Son, yo. I'm serious, yo. I'm serious, bro. This is gonna be a Dr. Oz cut, right? Yeah. Uh, listen, if I'm gonna run for all this one day just so they can get all this shit out. It's rough for all of us. I need to see what they got, bro. I don't forget. I don't forgot so much shit. I need to see what people holding on to. Yo, man, that's funny, bro. For real, man. Yo. Sometimes you gotta announce you're running for office or motherfuckers. Just dump that goddamn hard drive. That's funny, dude. Like, you knew you had a fire tweet back in the day. You forgot what it was. You're like, man, let me say I'm running for president. It's like, fine, that's it, okay? Let me get this shit out of the way. Probably move on to the next level of my life, man. What else in the news, man? What about the Phoenix Suns owner? Incredible. What do you mean? Have you seen? You ain't seen a dialogue. I thought you did that on purpose. What? You said N? Incredible. Yo, Taylor, do you have the things he was saying? First of all, I'm mad that there's not a tape. We got the tape from Donald Sterling. Okay. This shit's right here. Yeah, yeah. You do realize the sexist and racist language, sexist thing he was totally out of pocket. Their calling racist language is him quoting other black people. Okay. Let me see. Like the president. Which Joe Biden has done, which a lot of politicians have done. They're quoting other people. Do you have any? Hold on. Pull up something. Hey, Solver complained that a black player on the Golden State Warriors used the N-word doing a 106-100 win over the Suns on October 30th, but wasn't hit with a technical foul. He is also to have used the word. He complained about referees to a Sun's coach who was black. He also sent a contemporaneous email. That's like a dinosaur. He sent a contemporaneous email to the league office complaining about the officiating during the game in which among several examples of on-court actions that he contended were incorrectly officiated. Oh, here's it. He prepared the quote. The Warriors player is saying the N-word spelled out with an A at the end. The probe revealed and at least twice from 2012 in the 2017 report found he used the N-word and repeating what a black player's family member purportedly stayed while boarding a team playing white folks in the front niggas in the back. The NBA probe couldn't confirm a detail of the ESPN report when Solver is alleged to have said in 2013 that he preferred hiring black coaches because these niggas need a nigger coach. Now these niggas need a nigger. Let me tell you something. That shit is funny. Y'all can say what y'all want. The quotes are funny. Think about it. You're the owner of an NBA team. The majority of your team is black. So you're hearing these things about all, you know, N-word is the term of endearment and yada, yada, yada. So you're trying to relate to your team. You're trying to relate to the coaches. Yo. You're trying to relate to the players. That sentence doesn't sound like a white dude. I'm going to be honest with you. What? The last one? That sounds a little made up. That's wild. It just don't, it sounds like a dude who's down a bit, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's why I just think it's funny. Because he's quoting other black people and he's trying to sound down. Also, he's saying he wants to hire black coaches, which is the biggest issue in professional sports. Right there. Like why are there all these black players and there's no black coaches? And then look at the timeframe. It's 2013, right? 2010 to 2017, 2013. And I'm not making excuses for this guy whatsoever because white people should never use the word. But if you're talking to your players and they're telling you, if you just ask, yo, why do y'all say that word? You know, because I'm old. That word was, that's a terrible word. Like, nah, it's a term of a damn it. We flipped it. We changed it. But if nobody tells you that, if somebody tells you that, but doesn't tell you, but y'all still can't use it. You might do this shit, bro. You might do this shit. So who snitched on him? I don't know because there ain't no tape with his N-word tape, man. Yeah. Donald Sterling had the N-word tape, bro. Yeah. White people really been buttoned up with that N-word, man. Until social media. No, I'm saying like there's not a lot of tapes where like white dudes are just ripping the N-word. Yeah. Because you know they saying it way more than that. I mean, it depends how people are using it though. Yeah. Most people that use it publicly think they're using it in the proper context. Unless they're racist. You know what I mean? Like they think they're using, they're using it in the proper context. Like when you listen to, when Joe Rogan was using it, he was using it trying to describe how people in this generation use it. Right. He wasn't using it as like a form of hate. No. He too was quoting people. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I mean, listen, president Biden did. I wouldn't. President Biden did. Because I'm surrounded. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I can see how that will fuck somebody up though. You hear somebody's place. Yeah. The guy who's at the war is, Jackson's friend just said, white people in the front, niggas in the back. What? Are you, you know what I'm saying? I can see how that might confuse a white dude, bro. But if you give us the ability to say it in like quotes, we will abuse it. Yo, yo, that's why you shouldn't use it. White people should never use it. And this is another example of white people should, why white people should never use it. He suspended for a year and he had to pay $10 million. This also lets me know that. What does that mean suspended? Like you're the owner. It's how you get a player. I have no idea. So you're not allowed to be at the games? Yeah. That's ridiculous. Yeah. I mean, it could hurt though, especially if they won a championship. You know what I mean? Like that could hurt you as a owner. That's what you want. Like imagine Jerry Jones gets suspended on the year and the Cowboys win the suit. He'll be dead by then, but with about the time the Cowboys win the football. Yeah. You know what I mean? This is, I don't know. I've found this humorous, but it's just yet another example of why white people shouldn't ever use the word. There's no win for you whatsoever. Yeah. Using this word. Yeah. And words kind of falling off. I'll be honest with you, bro. Nah, that's just it. It don't hit the same. Nah, it does. It don't. Bro, when it costs you $10 million, it does. I mean, that's nothing to him. $10 million. You gonna break that off? Yeah, still a lot to him. I'm just saying that there are other words that hit harder now, man. Then the n-word? Yeah. Really? Yeah. What? What? Broke? What? What? See, that's the thing about the n-word. You might be right to some extent, but it's all the adjectives that go around it. Yes. You know what I mean? Calling someone a... Broke-ass n-word. Bitch-ass n-word. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And to your point, if I say gay-ass n-word, they're not gonna focus on the racism. They're gonna focus on the gay. On the homophobia. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I can see what you're saying. What else we got, Taylor? Oh, yeah. What's the deal with the whole... Ray J... Yeah. They don't have to speak it. I really don't know. I'm confused about the Ray J, Kim Kardashian thing, because I thought everybody knew that that tape was... Like, all parties were involved. But... You can't profit and distribute... You can't distribute and profit off those sex tapes without both parties signing off. You know how I know, because when I used to work for Wendy Williams, celebrity sex tapes used to come through all the time. All the time. You know what I mean? He got triggered by the lie detector test that Chris... Yeah. James Corden, he did a lie detector test with Chris, and Chris said, no, I don't know why Chris then would even continue to lie about it at this point. Right? Is it like... What? That's the thing that's weird, is that they are still trying to put out this, like, this story that they weren't involved. Why? And maybe they feel guilty about it. Maybe they're trying to clean up their image, this, that, the other. It's crazy how normalized they are talking about the sex tape. Bruh. There's a literal porn. It's out from her daughter that we've all seen. Yeah. And they're just like, oh, yeah, let's joke around about it on late night. I wish they would talk about it. You know, I wish they would talk about it. If they would have talked about this sooner, they would have saved us from so many trash ass sex tapes. Because there was so many people who leaked sex tapes thinking they was going to be the next Kim Kardashian. Perfect. Not realizing there was a whole plan behind this. Yay. Not realizing these people were very strategic and intentional about how they released this tape, how they promoted it, how they marketed it, how they distributed it. Like, you cannot go to vivid entertainment with a sex tape with two celebrities and they just buy it from you. Those celebrities have to sign off, which I thought everybody already knew. So to me, it's like for them to continue to lie and act like, you know, they didn't have nothing to do with it. It's like, that just, to me, it just adds on to the genius of the Kardashians. If y'all just tell the truth about it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Do you think that they're using this? Do you think they're using Ray J? They know that Ray J will react. They've been using Ray J for 18 years. That's their go-to. That's a golden oldie, baby. Wait, really? Ray J is a classic Kardashian hit. Like, they can always go back to Ray J if they need a storyline. So why do they need a storyline now? I don't think they do. I just think that we give them one. Like, I think that happened on James Corden. I don't think they did that on purpose, but Ray J reacted. And I'm sure that'll be on the episode of the Hulu show next season. Yeah. It guaranteed. It's like, I mean, I get why Ray J is upset. And if Ray J can get a check out of it, I'm not mad at him. But I don't know if that's defamation because it's not like she said, we didn't put the tape out, but Ray J did. But is that what they're alluding to? If both of them are saying we didn't do it, but he's the only other person. What's up? Put the mic to show Taylor? Stop trying to hold the mic, Taylor. One of the things is Ray J got really mad at the first season of the Hulu show because one of the first episodes came as like, oh, Ray J's manager is called. He says he has another tape. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were all saying that there isn't another tape, but Ray J brought out the contracts to prove that there's three. So it's the third tape that is like, because then Kanye brings the tape to save the day. So Ray J was like, oh, no, the tape is still, it still exists. I mean, I can understand why she don't want them out no more. I mean, she got kids now. You know what I'm saying? It's different when you, you know, popping that poom poom for a goon and you don't got no chance. But now you got kids that can go online and see that shit. And it's not even just their kids. It's the kids at school. That's the thing. They go to bullying. Yo, is this going to be the first generation where the kids can look at other kids' mom's pictures on Instagram when they were young? Yeah. Like this is a wild time. Because back in the day, the only thing that was printed was pretty much famous people. Like if your mom was in Playboy, you could go get the Playboy. And like, or someone's mom was in Playboy, you get the Playboy and share it. But it's a weird time where like, literally every kid's mom got pictures of them partying in Cancun on spring break. Right? That's not dad. Son. That's what it's going to be. Real talk. That is crazy. And the thing about Playboy is like, yes, you had celebrities that did Playboy, but for the most part, a lot of those Playmates weren't super famous. Right. You know what I mean? So even if they had kids, they don't really got to tell any stories. You forget who they were. Yes. Yo, that is weird. Why weren't the Playboy, why are Instagram models so famous now, famous, and Playboy models weren't? I think bigger audience. Social media? Yeah, social media. Bigger social media allowed them to have a bigger audience. Yeah. Like with Playboy, back in the day, you either buy a Playboy magazine or you don't. You know what I'm saying? Right. And I haven't seen every Playboy. Oh, they were even hard to get. They were wrapped in plastic. Yeah. You had to be 18 where Instagram, like everybody can go and go. Yeah. Yeah. And I was one of those idiots who fell for the hole. I read Playboy for the articles. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. So as a kid, when you hear that multiple times, I don't want no fucking Playboy. Give me a penthouse. Penthouse, they fucking, you know what I mean? You're seeing some shit in penthouse. I don't want nothing for no articles. I never even checked for Playboy. That I can remember was when, didn't Kim do it? I think Kim did Playboy. What? Yeah. Yeah. Kim did Playboy. So, you know, do you think that, uh, what's your, what's your position on porn? Like, do you think porn should be illegal? I like, uh, missionary. Ask for a position. He said, what's my position on porn? I like missionary. And doggie stuff. I like porn, man. Porn is cool. Do you think it should be regulated at all? Do you think there should be any rules? Like, there's a lot of porn that's just up there. Honestly, I don't, I don't know because I don't know why our parents kept it from us when we were young. I remember, I remember getting caught with a penthouse or something. I had a trapper keeper and I just had like the pages in my trapper. Yeah. Yeah. And my mom caught me and I was like, do you think it should be regulated at all? Do you think there should be any rules? Like, there's a lot of porn that's just up there. Honestly, they caught me and I remember my dad saying like, yo, you want, I remember hearing, over hearing him in the kitchen because we grew up in a single-wide mobile home. So my room was right by the kitchen. Yeah. And I'm hearing my dad saying, so you want me to punish him because he's looking at God damn playboy. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? And he came in the room and he was like, yo, just hide this from your mama better next time. Nah, I told you, put that away. You know what I mean? Hide this from your mama better next time. So it was like, I don't know why they hid it from us. Yeah. We're going to see naked women at some point in our life. Women are going to see naked men at some point in their life. Yeah. Like, you know, I think once you, once your child is old enough to understand sex and you tell them about the birds and the bees. Yeah. What's the problem with porn? I'm not going to sit around and watch one with my dad. Okay. What about this? Like, porn, if somebody was going to make this devil's advocate, porn, generally speaking, is displaying sex in a way that the man would like because men are the biggest consumers of porn. Okay. And maybe that changes as more and more women watch porn. Mm-hmm. But does it warp a young person's idea of how to fuck if the content is being created for the ideal way that a guy wants to fuck? So some 12-year-old or like me, when I was younger, I'm watching like, oh, wow, that's how you have sex with a girl. You do it in that crazy way. It doesn't really seem like they're caring if the girl enjoys it or not. Yeah. Does that make sense? Makes perfect sense. So now you've got these kids and these girls, they're like 14, 15, 16 years old, right? And they're like, with really no concept of this is how a woman would be pleased because the porn is shot in a way that just pleased the dude. Yeah. The biggest complex... Does that... Am I making sense? I get it totally. Actually, it's so funny. I had a... Yes, I've heard that before. I know people who feel like they had a significant others who had porn addictions and that was one of the things, like, you know... They fuck like in the porn. Yeah. It's like they... And it gives the woman a complex that it makes them feel like I can never be that. Yeah. I can't get to that. And also, like, even doing that might not be what you enjoy. But now you're doing this thing because you're like, oh, that's what guys like. Yeah. So the girl's like, oh, I'm gonna just let you fucking throat me or whatever like that. Yeah. Or like face fucking. It's like the dude's like, that doesn't really feel that great. It's kind of like rubbing against your teeth and shit like that. Yeah. And the girl's like, well, this doesn't feel that good because I'm just like a punching bag for your dick. That's how I feel about dicks. What, uncircumcised? No, I'm just like, I'm like, that's not real. Nobody's dick is that big. Oh, yeah. So even if I could do those crazy moves, I don't have the dick. Well, dude, what should they do? What they do in sports? What? Shit. Draft dick? No, like, you know, if some guys are, you know, looking like they're using performance enhancing drugs or something like that. Yeah. Punch them. Kick them out. I mean, that's the thing with Pono though. Pono, you want to see that. Like, that's the thing about porn. You don't want to see average guys. Disappointment of the girl every once in a while. I want to see a porn relate. I want to see a guy be like, I'm like, can we have one porn where the guy's like, I'm just not in the mood, babe. Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where's the premature ejaculation porn? Yo, I'm sorry. Yo. Wait a 30 second. My bad. Yo, look at a porn hub, Tim. Yo, look at a porn hub, Tim. I don't keep waiting to put porn on my computer. Don't act like you don't watch porn. That's the thing with women. Mad women watch porn. But y'all do enjoy porn, right? Yes, I do. But then what porn do you enjoy? I got to watch porn when I masturbate. What? No, no, no. I've heard this before. Me too. Do you watch lesbian porn? No. But I've heard women go, I watch. I could watch gay porn. Hold on. So you like gay porn? Hold on. Gay porn? Yes, but I think. But. Sorry? What do you think about it? No, no. No. This hobby is judging me right now. Yes, the hobby is like, what the fuck? How many dicks you need, ladies? What did I just hear? You watch two dudes fucking? Okay, so. God, you love. So. Yeah, I think it's one of the things where. I like just watching it. When I see two guys, I'm not thinking like, oh, it's two guys, whatever. It says two people and I'm. Now, see, that's interesting because I know women who don't like gay porn. But I know a lot of women that do watch gay porn, too. Really? I know women who, maybe I'm older, but women used to watch lesbian porn. And that made sense to me because that porn is made to satisfy the woman. The woman, yeah. Right? The women are eating each other out in a way that women would like. And that's why a woman could put herself in the mind frame of the girl receiving and then just ignore the fact that... But it's like what you say. There's no end. What do you mean there's no end? There's no end. What does that mean there's no end? They're just eating each other. No, the girl is squirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The girl is squirt. No, that's not end. He's still going. I want to see the end. You want to see a guy come. Yes. Because we end it. Yes. A squirt can be a... I mean, you're right. A squirt is not an ender, but he can be. I mean, don't criticize this. This is fine. No, no. A squirt is like a semi-cold. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Like a combo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sentence keeps going. Is it finished? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we got part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. A girl's orgasm is a comma. Our orgasm is a period. Period. Period. Period point. In the story. The book is over. Turn the audible off. So you need to see a dude come and then it's over. You need the money shot. I mean, no, not... I could come during the porn. Yeah. But like, I like to see it end. So you'll type in gay porn in your laptop. Mm-hmm. Whoa. Don't judge. I feel... I see a lot of judgment, Kofi. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. What about trans porn? No, I haven't... That shit is wild. And porn help don't give you no warning. Like, you'd be scrolling through videos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I was scrolling through. I just seen some big-ass titties and a big-ass dick. And I had to look because I thought that they were in, like, some weird position where the woman was on top. I'm like, oh, wait a minute. This is all one unit. Yeah. I'm like, this is all one unit, bruh. Everything I need. The porn is falling. I don't want to see... I think trans porn is actually straighter. I had this... I would joke around about this on Flator, but if you think about it, there's a trans woman. Okay. So that means a woman that has penis and tits. And then a cis woman, right? That's the same amount of penis as regular porn. I don't understand his math equation. Explain what I'm trying to say. It's just more titties. Yeah. Oh, okay. I got you. Right? Because if you have a man and a woman, they're having sex. Yeah. That's two titties, right? If you have a trans woman, that means a woman with a penis and a woman having sex, that's four titties. Yeah. I care nothing about Tata's. Really? Yeah. I don't care about breasts at all. Really? Not even a little bit. Really? Not even when I eat chicken. I'm a leg and thigh guy. Oh, no. You're crazy. Yeah. I don't care about breasts. I don't care. That's not what I look for when I look for a porno. Is that right? Maybe because, I mean, maybe because we've seen so many breasts throughout the years. Breasts used to be, back in the day, seeing a nipple was a thing when you were young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it's like that's the first thing you see all the time. You know what's interesting about breasts, bro? I'm serious. Even guys got them. Breasts. That's fine. You know what's the interesting thing about breasts? Breasts, uh, now titties are great, but... Is there a difference between titties and breasts? Yeah, of course. But titties being just barely covered are almost better than titties uncovered. Ooh, no. That's true. You know what I'm saying? That's true. That's true. Like when you got like a little star on it or something. Yeah, well, like a shirt that's kind of see-through. You can see like the darkness of the nipple through it. But like, so you almost feel like, am I seeing something I shouldn't? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why like a nipple piercing is fire, right? Because you get to see tittie and you're like, yo, does she know I'm looking at a tittie right now? Like, yeah, you feel no... When they got those outfits, what's those outfits, Taylor? Like, maybe having those outfits with... Dismet the... What's that? Dismet what? No. The side boof, under boof, crazy. Side boof still fire. Side boof always hit. Side boof and nice cleavage is definitely still fire. Crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy. If a girl's just walking down the street, their titties all out. It's like for a second, you're like, maybe I don't put them shits away. You know what I look for with the cleavage? I look for it from a fashion perspective a lot of times. Because sometimes... Carry on. Carry on. Because sometimes with those dresses, and you see it a lot doing New York Fashion Week, the way they have those plunging dresses. Yes. Like, they be looking fire when you got the right cleavage, yo. Yes. Brows aren't really being existed in the summertime. Wait a minute, you guys don't wear bras? It's not becoming like a thing. How often do you guys wash your bras, and do they start to stink like your armpits? We kind of do it like how y'all wash our jeans. I don't wash my jeans. It's disgusting. We never wash jeans, yo. Y'all never wash our jeans? I don't. I don't. No. You've never washed your jeans? I don't. You mess up the fit? Yeah. What? I might dry clean them every now and then. They tell you not to wash them. You go to a nice jeans store, they're like, don't wash the jeans, you got to work these in. Yeah, you got to break them in a few times. Wait, what? What do you mean, what? Wash your bra, yo. How many times have you worn those jeans? How many times have you washed your bras? Stop asking personal questions. Okay. I'm saying like, we don't have to wash it. If I'm sweating, I'm going to wash my bra. But it was a regular day. I might wash it like the next, maybe... Musky ass, too. Yeah, real talk. That's like underwear. Yeah, that is... It's not. It's really not. It's two different things. But do you have like, when you take your bra off, is the guy hooking up with like, God damn. No. Now we know why, because girls do put deodorant under their breasts. That's it. Right? You do under Timmy deodorant? I've seen girls put deodorant under their breasts. Why? Because they brush them musky. Yeah. Oh, well mine is fine. I think when Timmy is big enough, it starts to have some stink underneath. It's like another armpit. I mean... It's true. When Timmy's get big enough, they grow hair underneath as well. Yeah, they do. They do. They do. That's a fact. That's a fact. Oh, definitely nipple hair pops out. Sometimes girls got nipple hair. There's nipple hair, but not under... That's how you know where to suck in the dark. And by the way, when the last time you looked under your breast, Taylor, you don't look under your breast. I shower, yes. But you don't look under it. You can't see. You have to do a breast check. I do a breast check. You ain't checking for hair under... What'd you say? You ain't checking for hair. You're checking for cancer. There's no fucking hair under my breast. But sometimes if hairs pop through the broth, it's sheer. If you got it... You don't know, yo. It does come through like Play-Doh. No, it does. If you wear one of them sexy bras, it's like... What is that called? How much hair have you seen on a nipple? None. Okay. Oh, that hair there, though. That hair there on that nipple, you just got to... It's there. It's like the North, South, East, West. It's like... It's a compass. It is. If you look at hair around a nipple, it's one going this way, one going that way. One going to the left, one going to the right. Look at it. I'm telling you. Y'all don't pay attention to your body. What else we got? Taylor, gang. Yo, man. The Emmys happen? Yeah, the Emmys happen. Sleutha Quinta Brunson, Sleutha Cherilee, Ralph Sleutha Zendaya, Rob Carmichael, one of Emmy. The Super Bowl halftime show, one of Emmy. Lizzo, one of Emmy. Who didn't? Who didn't? Ted Lasso, one real big. Oh, wow. And I think what Jimmy Kimmel did was whack. What was it? What was the thing? It was a bit... And that's... I want to know as a comedian, when do you know a bit is going on too long? You know what I'm saying? Because if you saw the bit, Jimmy Kimmel got dragged out. They saying he was playing dead. If I remember correctly, the guy who dragged him out was saying how Jimmy was upset that he lost again, you know, what lost another Emmy. And so he got drunk. So he was supposed to be drunk. But my thing is, bro, get out the way. Like Quinta except her award. Like, I don't care who had won that award, whether it was Quinta or anybody else. Why you and they shot like that, bro? Well, why was he there? He held the joke too long. But he was one of the people giving the... He was supposed to be a presenter. Yeah. So he got dragged out. But at that point, the guy who dragged him out was supposed to drag him off to the side. Or bro, just roll over. We know you on TV. We know you're not really drunk, Jimmy. Yeah. And then it takes away from her having like a real moment. Yes. And now you're taking all his heat for no reason. Listen, man, I just think at a certain age, you should know what's going to cause you to take heat. Especially in this era. And they've tried to cancel Jimmy Kimmel a couple of times, right? He should know at this point, bro, get out the way of Quinta Brunch. Yeah. Like, why? Why? It's hard for her to have like a serious emotional moment if you're down on the ground playing dead. Playing dead. Yeah. And you don't know what she's going to do in that moment. That's right. So don't do something that could potentially take away from it. And that's our first, Amy. Yeah. She can't get that back now in a lot of the Emmy pictures you're laying on the floor. Why does he hate Black so much, bro? You know. And that's not true. Is that the point you're trying to make? True. Why is Jimmy Kimmel such a vile racist? I don't think Jimmy. No. What is that about? Matter of fact, I know he's not. You know what I mean? Really? Why? I don't. You're right. But I don't think... No, Jimmy Kimmel's not a vile racist. I know. I was just being sarcastic. Yeah. I just don't like that. I just don't like that you would be... Don't do that, man. Like, let people have their moment. Yes. Like, we live in this era where everybody's so busy looking for their moment that you're stepping on the moments of others. Because guess what? If Jimmy Kimmel wins an Emmy one day, which he may or may not, because he's probably going to retire soon, but if he does win one, he wouldn't want that to happen to him. Yeah. You know what I mean? He would not want somebody laying on stage. I got to step over you while I'm accepting my award. Like, come on, Jimmy. You should know better than that. I think she's doing a... She's doing his show on Wednesday night. We're taping this on Wednesday. So she's doing his show tonight. Oh, she's doing it. Yeah, she's doing his show tonight. Oh, that's good. So they're going to talk about it. They're going to talk about it. You know? I'm sure he'll apologize and everything else, but even still, the moment is done, bro. Yeah. You know? The moment is done. The best apology has changed behavior, but how many times are you going to get to lay... How many other times are you going to get to lay... Lay at the... Not lay at the floor for Quentin Brunson's first Emmy? Yeah. It happened already. What was he mad about, though? Who? Jimmy, you said he was mad after... I think he lost the best late night show for, like, the 13th... Yeah, the 13th time. So he was pretending to be drunk. They say he got drunk backstage because he was so upset about it, but... Yeah. I don't want to let things go. The part that's also lame is, like, I think he wanted a Will Smith moment. Thank you. He wanted an award show and something big to happen at an award show, and everybody's talking about that. Ah! Will, they talking about it. Just like Will, they talking about it. He's getting... But put it like this. I haven't seen nobody agree with what Kimmel did. They were through to actually agree with what Will did. Will had supporters. Yeah, yeah. You know? People were like, That's how you protect black women, that's how you stand up for your wife. 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It feels like, you know, every several months we're talking about the death of somebody in rap, you know, at the hands of guns. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you got enough of guns. Um, I don't know why these situations don't garner the coverage that all gun violence to garner. And I think a lot of that has to do with us. And what I mean about us is. I think sometimes when these situations happen, we get so busy talking about the topic that we don't discuss the issue. Yeah. You know, their location I thought that was so it's so stupid so stupid and so unfair but yeah I think that we focus on the topic yeah instead of the issue yeah you know um looking for some of the blame maybe look at somebody to blame like but you know that this situation shows all these situations always show me things but one thing that it showed me is that how connected we are to the internet we're so connected to the internet and we think everything starts with social media that we think this woman posting their location is what got this man killed probably plotting on him for a while man yo show how about he was just at a location is people do people forget that what do you mean what do you mean he walked into a place there were people there exactly workers people eating if I you know I don't want to you never know who's also eating there you know who's also working there that might sense yes easily like yo just guys in here right now the whole bunch of jewelry on you got a Rolex on and everything like why do we think everything derives from social media are we forgetting the actual human bodies that were probably sitting in this restaurant like this could have came from anywhere because we're acting like we don't know not just LA but the whole country is a hot spot but LA really is a hot spot and we're watching so many people get robbed in LA ain't even just celebrities like people are getting robbed at lunch and brunches for their watches and everything else why couldn't this have been somebody in the restaurant why do y'all just automatically jump to his his his girl posted the location that's what got him about how sad his girl is right I think that's his I think she they have a kid together right yeah so it's like yeah she's not incentivized at all to put him in danger because who's gonna be taking care of her and the kids that's right it was he affiliated like what was he in a gang himself I don't know that much about PMV rock I have no idea I don't think I'm gonna do it again I think that we we're acting like oh really yeah I don't think I'm gonna do it again I think this we're acting like there's not all these social economic factors that are leading people to do these type of things nowadays man like I read a study this morning I think they said two-thirds of Americans can't even afford their basic everyday needs like basic shit food that's not why transportation that's not why you're robbing rent you would you'd rob some cereal from a grocery store if that was your issue but you robbing jewelry you robbing diamonds you don't ask oh no I'm not saying that I'm not saying that the person who did that did that for those reasons but the person clearly needed money or wanted money I don't think those people need the robbed like big jewelry like that I don't think those people are her money I don't know so no I think those people know so living and that's their life that's their livelihood yeah it's not like they're desperate and this is the only way out if you're desperate the only way out you could literally rob a grocery store for the food that you need you don't have to kill somebody there's so many different things to talk about when it comes to this conversation I agree with you I don't I don't know how starving this person was but to me this it's always an act of desperation when somebody robbed somebody like this because this is like to throw your life away over a damn chain and a watch to say I'm gonna go up in this roster it's a Roscoe's it's not like you snuck up on the dude in a dark alley somewhere you walk into a restaurant in broad daylight and Rob this guy his jury I just feel like we dismiss how awful a decision it was from this person we reduce how open that don't see if you really bought that he's not at all no but I think what we like reduce how horrible this person's actions are when we go oh there's all these socio economic factors that led him to do these things it's like at a certain point there are different ways if you're if you're starving there's different ways to get food he didn't steal food off his neck he could have went into a restaurant he's gonna translate the money he's at a restaurant steal from the restaurant you're if you're hungry but if you're gonna if you're gonna take the risk of committing the crime you go for something big so well there's difference in grand larceny and like petty theft petty theft you're gonna be in and out matter of fact you can walk into a CVS right now in California we've seen all these videos and you can steal shit they won't even prosecute you so if this is really about food there's other ways to get food this is about greed this is about jealousy all of that plays a part right and this I'm not I'm not disagreeing with you because I've heard people say that but when I have these conversations I'm not justifying what the guy did I'm just it's an understanding right in order in order to properly defend against our offense you must understand that office yeah you really do need to understand what other people are going through and this is the other thing right God bless P&B rock this the conversation we've been having all week in a perfect world yeah you should be able to wear your jury anywhere you want to in a perfect world you should be able to drive your big luxury car anywhere you want to this is not a perfect world and the first law of nature is self-preservation and when it comes to self-preservation we have to keep ourselves out of harm's way going to that Roscoe's in South Central Los Angeles that just wasn't a good idea to do with all your jury on it just wasn't so so so if you're gonna say that you we like to have these conversations based off how we want things to be yeah we gotta have these conversations based off how things are yeah that's what's gonna keep us safe that's what's gonna keep us protected and that's what's gonna help us get to a proper solution on how we potentially slow some of this shit down I think you're right that yeah I think you're right I just don't want to dismiss the actions like this guy had like no other choice like I hate when people do that they had no other option but to rob the diamonds and jewelry on the guys that it's like no kills it like there are there are a million different things that you could do before you do that so you're absolutely right but here's the thing that person didn't feel like that and that's what's scary what's scary is when these people feel like they don't have those opportunities when these people feel like they don't have those other options when these people feel like that is the only way they know so when we talk about social economic factors one of them is lack of education that's the lack of education we we hear the word education we think education is automatically means degrees and you know yeah the college you know sometimes you just don't have the information to what else is out there you know I don't know I don't subscribe to that I think that like people know look they know there's other things out there because they walked into that Roscoe's and they saw that their waiters work in there they saw there was dishwashers work and they saw there's other people working so she didn't fire on the grant and ain't but now we're talking about the real shit which is I want to flex right I want to look cool I want to be a hustler I want to be a ball and I don't want to square and have a regular job right and that's a complete different thing and that's why I just don't want I don't want to like what was the word they used before just in case I don't want to justify the action by I'm not just finding that out because they are aware they're not ignorant to the fact that their people work I bet their parents have jobs I bet their cousins have jobs but their brothers and sisters have jobs they're choosing to not and do this other thing and there are many other fucked up factors in their life they've led them that way I don't think anybody's born and goes I'm gonna fucking rob and kill people I think there's fucked up situations that they're probably grown up mental health issues drugs even if we even if it's not poverty tough environment at home it's a lot of different things that what they went through to get there but I don't want to act like they don't know that there are other opportunities to make a living out there every single day when they order a fucking Uber they go to a grocery store they go get their fucking laundry done they know that there are other jobs they can do and they're choosing not to do this and you're right and you know what them people to tell us a lot of fucking you ain't worth it we're gonna rock well we did like I would agree before I was able to do this and I grind my fucking ass off for years bro it is kind of crazy every job under the sun before including selling crack you did the wild shit and you went back to the legit shit yeah it's just like I rather you start a podcast for you Rob bro yes you know I mean and tell us about all the old robbery yes you know what I mean like that's fire I would love that I was everybody yes war stories and then after a hundred episodes we lock you up you got to go pay for this entertainment that you make it wow okay then they're gonna start using podcast lyrics in court yeah dude what if we what if we call the podcast statute of lipid limitations and the second the statute of limitations of all your crimes is up you just start spitting you start spitting man talk about all of it yeah wow it's really sad man you know I mean because you know I just I just want us to be smarter on all levels yeah your point yeah yes man find something else to do my brothers that we don't want nobody committing crimes there is a lot of different things that you can do and if you don't know what they what to do reach out to somebody yes there's a big homie in your hood that's doing good now I can get you on the righteous path that's number one but number two man when you work something bro you got to act like yes you know I'm saying even if you want to go to the hood and you know have a meal where is your security yo I know it feels like this is I know it feels like this is too often happening to like New York dudes to go to LA and think it's vacation yeah man LA fucking palm trees and it's real as hell out there and especially if you go in a certain areas you got to be on your P's and Q's and again I'm not saying that this is his fault for not knowing that but like stop looking at them fucking houses in the hills and thinking that's all LA is yeah it is wild out there bro yeah me and envy had this discussion and envy was saying how like a lot of people can't afford security so my thing is man if you can't afford to protect it you shouldn't you can't afford to wear it nice you know what I'm saying if you can't afford to protect it you can't afford to have it because if you're in certain environments you just got to be on God you know you know what other people are thinking why you don't have a security guard with you like yeah that's you have to yeah that's facts I saw my man Jack boy I don't know Jack boy personally I just find him highly entertaining but Jack boy was he was on Instagram and he was like you know sometimes I go out with a little bit you know I'm saying I post up six seven dudes with seven hundred dollars you know I'm saying they posted up in the spot with me security you know I'm saying cuz I already know what it is and it's like he's right yeah he 40 told me a long long long time ago when you were something act like and don't make it easy for people straight like that and it would bother me the most about that is we were the culture that literally bragged about being in the hood with all my jewelry I'm in the hood with all my jewelry or no security you know I mean I'm in the hood my fan of no security this and that that shit have gotten so many people killed yeah fuck all that that logic that mentality has gotten so many people robbed hurt killed that's why I like this new generation new generation like hell no I ain't I'm out with my security and I ain't on my home boy or I got nothing on all you got nothing on J Cole walk around wherever the fuck he wants right where they gonna get from a city bike all you gonna be running down on J Cole is a city bike okay that's true and it's an interesting thing it's like same thing with like Adam Sandler like Adam Sandler probably walk around wherever because he's gonna be in some old basketball shorts and a fucking t-shirt that's right you got nothing that you rob from this man it's unbelievable it's actually unbelievable and I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it has to be this way but it is this shit is really a jungle and you know when you go into the jungle yeah with certain things you're not justifying it but you are saying what is a reality we literally sit around and deal with this from a perspective of well it shouldn't be like this you shouldn't rob me because I'm your brother and I should be able to wear what I work hard well that is a that is a defeatist mentality that is nice yeah like you're done yeah that's true if you would love that yeah that's not the reality but I bet you when you go when you go like overseas certain places yeah you know me when you in Italy in certain places you got your watch because everybody out you see but everybody also tells me like yo when I was in Naples they were like be careful in Naples I'll go what you mean he goes oh Naples is like it goes down out there man like the Sicily in Naples is the mafia so yeah people are looking for a lick and if you got the watch they might come up on you and try to grab it that's right so it was one of those things where I got to be aware and if somebody told me and I'm still taking that information and choosing to ignore it yeah and then I get Rob who's who's the idiot that's right being defiant I'm lucky not to wear my wife I already I already tricked her you ain't got impressed nobody I'm on vacation I don't need no time I ain't got nowhere to be I don't have a meeting to be at so do you guys do a check-in what's that like checking with a gang like when you go even Jackson just he goes I check in everywhere I go I want to come home to my family I mean if you go into the hood and that's yeah I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not in those environments no this I'm not in those environments to check in like I'm not in that I'm not in those circles the check I'm not doing that like when I'm in places like LA I'm going there for work like I'll be an LA I check in with the alphabet what's that they'll be in LA in October because I'm receiving a living ledgers award right and so they got a whole ceremony but going I'm going to the security gonna meet me at the airport exactly I'm gonna go to the hotel yes when it's time for the event I'm gonna go to the event and I'm getting my ass out of LA I'm not in the clubs I'm not going to somebody's hood you know to be in the studio I'm not going to take pictures in front of no murals like who am I checking in with yeah like you know what I mean like I just think checking in is for checking in is for people who run in certain circles but also if you were gonna go to a certain area like we've even even we were hanging out in LA like we would go to certain places and we would go with people who are very welcome there in certain places where we go tell me I forgot I mean when we were in LA we were hanging out with what's the girl's name oh oh oh big ol G big ol G big homie big homie big Riri no no not big Mariana no the girl who's uh no no no the girl who's like I don't know if her her brother is somebody or something maybe she looks nice oh yeah yeah mark that you can mark smooth to me but I'm not checking in but we're going with somebody who's welcome and we really go in the way that with the Roscoe I don't remember where Roscoe we went to serious it wasn't that right no that Roscoe's that that Roscoe the South Central different than the one we was at the forum he was at like Gower and Hollywood and Gower or something like that uh sunset so that's happening everywhere no not like no no this one is different you haven't seen another fucking game Rob while they're eating 100% 100% 100% I don't even like eating that restaurant period anywhere I feel like you were sitting there we go I do I don't feel I don't like eating at any restaurant anywhere like I was supposed to have a brunch meeting today I'm like why am I just sitting out in the middle of New York like yo the last time I did that shit we was sitting outside with me Deezus Tommy Beaumani I forgot who else was there we're sitting outside the restaurant I felt so unsafe and I have my security right there but I'm like why are we sitting outside I don't like that I don't like I don't like that shit yeah I don't like it they're getting back last to the Roscoe because they opened maybe hours later now they open the next day but what they supposed to do yeah what they're supposed to do they sell chicken and waffles so like it's not their fault yeah yeah what they're supposed to do you clean up that's right that's right you clean up and you keep going like I mean I hate this that but by the way that right this year that's it that's a small microcosm of how the world works people just want the world that's right the world gonna keep turning the period like sadly that's what the world is gonna keep doing we go today things are gonna be right back to business tomorrow only that's this that's not gonna be back to business for your family your family and you know some close friends will be like damn but even your close friends gonna be at work they got they gotta get right back to it that shit is sad man I feel sorry for that brother you know I hate to see anybody have to deal with that fate but man it's a lot of different lessons to be learned here and you know the number one lesson that I'm telling everybody is like stop thinking stop operating based on how you think things should be start operating based on how things actually are yeah okay self-preservation is key you know in some situations we shouldn't just we shouldn't put ourselves in that's all that's that's all I'm saying you know what else we got tell again what is the pressure this fake that she didn't even real yo you know what's so fucked up about this this is another example of social media Illinois passed this law called the safety law and they actually passed it in January of 2021 if anybody looks at this bill this is actually a really good police reform bill it's a really good police reform bill but being that it's an election year you got people on the geo you got people on the side of the right who are saying that this one part of the bill which is the no uh no cash bail right for certain crimes is basically a get out of jail free car no cash bail yeah why why would that be get out of jail free because for certain offenses like right like right now oh no cash bail needed no cash bail needed yes yes yes okay no cash bail needed for certain offenses certain offenses you just get an appearance ticket right and the crimes include second degree murder aggravated battery arson drug induced homicide kidnapping robbery uh what's that intimidation aggravated dui aggravated slaying you don't need drug offenses drug induced homicide but here's the thing that's all trick knowledge because the reality is it's up to the judge and the prosecutor trick knowledge what does that mean it's when it there whoever threw that out there did this on purpose on social media to get everybody talking because they're really against the police reform bill if you look at all the things that's in the police reform bill you're like oh shit there's some really good provisions in here like police officers have to get mental health evaluations every few months police officers got to wear body cameras like there's going to be accountability when you know there's these police brutality cases like it's a really good bill the safety act the g.o.p doesn't like that so they're making it seem like it's this purge oh that's letting everybody out of jail free y'all do know jersey has that same thing right so basically they're trying to like taint the entire bill yes in this interpretation right here in new york too they got it in new york they got it in new york new jersey has it in the whole state i think new york city has got it i don't think the whole state in new york has i'm not sure i know new york city has it new york city has it in the whole state in new jersey has it it's up to the judge's discretion like if you killed you know two people and go in front of the judge the judge not going to stay here to the death ticket you know you come back and tell you kill a bill yes or they say you were passed already right right they're passing january of last year right and prosecutors um prosecutors have to defend prosecutors have to tell the judge why this person should still be in jail so it's not like they're just letting people out all willy nilly it's not what people uh what people think so then what do they want they just want people to be upset that at a bill that's already passed it's a midterm election year what the democrats are doing yes the democrats are letting everybody out of jail free these people are killing you and they're letting them out like it's a midterm election yes you want to see so much shit over the next 56 days i think 55 now do you think Trump's running again oh i don't think so no i think i think unless he lets his ego get the best of him i don't think so so it's de santis de santis tim scott i think Trump runs again i think so i think he has no god he has too many people on his back right now where if he runs then they're gonna have to like pause some of the um yo alex ain't nothing happening in teflon down yeah but and i was the guy who was saying he was going to jail when he was in i was like when he gets out of office he's getting locked up yeah they don't even know how to punish somebody like donald trump is giving them more than enough already and the walls are closing in no they're not they got we've been saying that for four years i mean he's fighting it his thing his thing out the walls have been built the walls are there the walls are in there trump just not in there those walls are for him but he's not in there he's looking at them from the outside also it looks bad to arrest your president like not if they commit a crime like not if they really just agree to shit what i'm saying is like as like if this is like a third world country that's like rife with corruption hey you arrest the president you make an example we're talking about the leader of the free world it does not look good if the leader of the free world's president goes to prison so america gotta stop the shit when they say uh no nobody's above the law because that's bullshit i agree with you yeah what i'm saying is for optics this is not the ideal scenario depends though depends what he's been doing right like if it's really true that you know he got these nuclear codes tucked away other countries looking at y'all y'all not going to punish that yeah you know what i mean it's what depends on the offense i don't know i don't even think that i don't know the code shit it's like everything you told me comes with me bro it come but if you would that fucking meaning black shit if you go tell me some shit and then be upset that i remembered it or took it to my next spot also i'm not doing my own packing so if you don't want me to have something take it out of here before i leave with i'm not gonna lie though this is my personal opinion i don't understand this this is fault bro like if i take some shit from an old apartment that i shouldn't have to my new apartment that's my fault it's not it's not so that's complete that's completely different very possible if it's the most fire piece of furniture like you wouldn't want to keep all them secrets i'll tell you this um that picture looks fake as fuck what's that picture of the top secret shit that they found in maga lago was a top secret that shit don't look real bro i'm like there's no way there's no way like you can pull up the picture that doesn't look i'm like there's no way like i know trump might not be the brightest guy but it ain't it that is wild like he wasn't that wild is he that wild maybe they'll pull out a pull put up marga lago picture like that shit did i'm like this ain't real like you just had this shit laying out on the table that's a top secret everywhere like oh man but he is wild for leaving with boxes and boxes and boxes of fucking but it's my shit no it's not if i know it already top secret on it it's not your shit but if i know it already it don't matter so either memorize that shit or leave it that's it but i'm allowed to know it i just gotta forget it yes you gotta you if you want to memorize that's cool but you're still not even supposed to be telling other people it's still supposed to be top secret but if you have all these things sitting around in a room and then everybody's accessing that room now it's not okay so that's what they should say that's okay that's the problem they should say anybody could access the room that's what they say okay that's fine but it made it look like he left with top secret documents it's like that's my documents look at this shit don't print some shit i'll put my name on and be upset if i take it that should look fake come on bro come on man update the carpet carpet all this hell i'm just like man there's no way he had all this shit laying out like that and it just said top secret yo look at he's a fucking look at he's a g look at the time magazine he got mad copies of him in time magazine right this guy's a real one bro if this is how the fbi collected it or was it laid out like no he laid it out you don't think he laid it out look at he got that time magazine bro he got his own shit framed i saw that i don't believe in america in 2022 or whenever the fuck trump was in office 2016 they still print papers like this i don't believe that they would have top secret papers with top secret just written across the front i just don't believe that i i mean it has to say top secret if it does i'm gonna read it yes he's supposed to he's allowed to he's allowed to put something on it that's gonna make people not read it like my wife's dreams word up wow you know what i mean like this is what happened in my wife's sleep you know what i mean like list of dreams my wife had last night nobody flipping that paper you put top secret in red everybody got to see it bro like that should look like a trap if i walk in the office and i just say top secret i'm like i ain't touching that shit that's a setup ain't no way in hell i'm opening it in the first page to be like motherfucker i said top secret top secret that's the second page and we live in a world where everything can look discreet like that's the whole point of like they make like uh shit that isn't shit so it don't look like the shit come on bro come on you know what i'm saying i don't nobody knows what you're saying bro i don't even know what the fuck just happened holy shit i don't know what the fuck just happened right there they make shit that doesn't you're stumbling out the game they make shit that doesn't look like the shit so you don't know it's the shit so if i'm trying to hide something yeah like uh what's the shit uh what y'all know what i'm talking about no you have like the uh it'll be like a case but it'll be like a case for something else but it's really something else inside the case there's a hollow book there you go chug there i couldn't think of no example it's like the hollow book right you have a book in like a bible that when you open the book there you go but you have to do that when that book is out in public but when you're the president and you have access to these documents all you need to tell the president is that hey these documents are top see no the hollow book is the best way to hide something i could literally have 10 racks in a book somebody break in my house i bet you they wouldn't look at yo let's be honest you're not gonna you're not gonna keep your top secret documents bro that's his house no you're not gonna you get i give you top secret documents bro and i give them to you it's got your name on it says alex media's top secret documents but that's why you're not gonna move with that i would take all thank you all right but i still getting trouble for the shit though i hey listen don't tell me nothing bro i'm gonna go day one when i'm at the white house i go day one i go don't tell me shit because i'm telling everything i don't want to know the rumor i'm telling everybody how i go from the executive producer celebrity apprentice you're bringing me in the white house and now you're telling me about ufo's and all this kind of shit i'm telling everybody my dinner conversation is about to be so fire are you serious you're fucking with me at the dinner i'm face-timing immediately yo you're not gonna believe who killed kennedy bro yes bug the whole white house i'm not even feel bad about it you should have put me here dummy should not have put me here that's what y'all get that's what y'all get for not having no check of balances that's it and no standard bro no qualifications to be present i'll start the combo yo what up fb i anyway yo y'all ain't y'all ain't gonna leak these conversations y'all ain't leaking these combos y'all ain't leaking these combos yo real talk he wasn't born in america no no no he's really mother he's really mother they knew it's crazy yes first day in the white house let's go dude oh man let's pay some bills man all right what we got what we got square space let's do it i got you 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asking idiots man let's do some asking idiots man i ain't no joy instagram was bad bussy yeah who the fuck tagged me name bad bussy bad bussy bad bussy nigga pop that bussy for goon what we gotta tell us just fluke the symbol too man uh symbols project uh results take time will be out this friday man i love symbols symbol is one of the most phenomenal lyricists doing today okay symbol and la russia symbol the rustling rhapsody man with lord have mercy i love them those are three people i want to hear on a uh a record i hate people who say things like you know hip hop is dead in 2022 who says that and the people like like you know just because the hip hop they grew up on isn't around no more that the whole genre is like yo it's so much dope ass shit this this year alone you have earth gang project kodak black project kodak is the fucking man kodak is a star it's only a man and kodak kodak he's already a star but kodak will have a real big moment real soon what do you think i just i just see it i just see it coming it's just bubbling right it's bubbling it's only a matter of time um jid jid's album is fire um damn who else i really fucking like this year i wrote this oh kindrick lamar's album is great pushy tees album is great it's almost dry joey badass album 2000 is great like it's some really dope ass hip hop out man it's been some dope hip hop dropping all year long so i don't know what the fuck y'all talking about when y'all be saying that uh hip hop ain't ain't what it used to be or hip hop ain't hip hop is dead i don't know what the fuck y'all be talking about it's some dope ass music out um okay what do we have what is that first one tell him from pre pt mac 333 how do y'all think the masses to separate opinion from fact the fact that that question is being asked lets me know how far gone we are hmm like the fact that there's a there's we should already know what the difference is between an opinion and a fact nobody knows that anymore because everybody thinks they speak in fact you know what fucked it up the slang facts but i agree with you fact you know 95% of the shit we say in a fact is all opinion we're an opinion based society that's why cnn is trying to get back to reporting facts but what are facts in 2022 every i don't even know what that means anymore what if your listeners don't want facts what if your viewers don't want facts what if they just want their opinions uh confirmed what if your host don't know no facts that's then you have a great show what if they created a whole show for nine years called the brain is but at least we're honest about we're honest about not knowing shit yeah that's all you gotta do and it's still entertaining we just we just have been throwing ideas out and discussing things we not saying what we you know saying is right are correct you know it's just our thoughts just what we're feeling at the time there's talking about facts what this is this is good uh is zodiacs the new racism or zodiacism yo it is interesting like you could completely judge another human being based on something that was out of their control which is the month they're born in right how they can control it a baby in the stomach decide if they want to come on man man what are you talking about taylor what are you talking about so you never heard we're like oh god this is an opinion y'all it's a case anybody out there is wondering this is an opinion from taylor hey you don't think that you don't think that like when you were born you were never were you born earlier late i was born on time i was in the studio for nine months earlier like i'm just saying i'm gonna say i think the baby kind of chooses sometimes that is not true it's sometimes but we'll put it like this what if the baby chooses to come three months early is that now it's premature taylor i'm okay with the baby's decision oh my god you didn't think this one through did you i didn't i know torus typical torus bull just run into the wall bow don't just don't even give a fuck i got these horns this ain't gonna hurt my brain not realizing you fucking you know i mean wow fuck you jesus christ taylor that's famous saying bull in a chris morrow shop it is true though because i i i i i you know what's so funny man i was talking no no i don't know if i want to say this but i was i was talking to somebody i love my wife and um i just i was just i was just reading about like i've always read about hard schools but something i came across saw something about selfishness with sagittarius so my wife is sagittarius my wife is the most selfless person on the planet yeah but i fixed my mouth last night to say she was selfish just because this was in my head about the goddamn horoscope no and it was something so it was so simple it was like she wanted to take a shower and the baby was crying but you know my two youngest share a room so the baby was crying i'm like well we got to get the baby because you know she got school tomorrow you know and she was like i need to go take a shower so you're selfish oh boy oh boy because i read the stupid ass horoscope so then what happened nothing i just been apologizing all fucking day what happened i said that shit knew immediately what the fuck what the fuck is wrong with you out your goddamn mind i've been apologizing since last night okay and she ain't tripping off it you know what i mean but you know you fuck oh my god as soon as i said that she said what the fuck you talking to what the fuck what the fuck are you playing with who the fuck you calling selfish i'm like you know and myself i'm saying stupid mother fuck you say some stupid shit like that right so you let you pride in your ego your pride in your ego laugh like 30 seconds go get the baby keep the baby she taking the showers baby fall asleep i'm going to bathroom i'm so sorry i didn't mean that what she said like that i mean we're 24 years you think i know you're stupid ass you know you stupid fuck okay you know i know you more stupid than you know she didn't say that but i know that's what she's thinking that's what all women are thinking with us you know that right that's what i want then you know how much listen do you know how much grace our wives give us how much all of it yeah they know we stupid they know we so stupid that they'll let us do something yeah realize we're stupid yeah and then let us think that it's our idea that we're stupid yeah when she knew that we were stupid from the beginning yeah and she gonna just told us that yeah but she knows if she tells us we're stupid that's gonna hurt off yeah fragile fucking ego so we got to do the stupid thing and then it could be like oh shit you did that you think it's because you're a cancer i don't want to hear from you oh my god okay all right you just told us some shit about babies that was wild we don't want to hear that was one of the dumbest things the baby decides when it wants to come out we treat Taylor the way our wives treat us which is we know it's stupid we know we know it's going to be stupid but we got to let her get it out so she can hear it back for herself and be like yeah that was stupid yeah you had to say it out loud again that's right you'd be like god damn why would i say it you did have to do that i'm gonna keep my i'm gonna be stubborn i believe this is the brilliant idiot podcast though you know i mean she's just she's fleshing ideas out throwing things against the wall to see what sticks okay tell us what else we got tell us what is that about alex let me see oh yeah we're just gonna ask how he dresses man is anyone let me see let me see scroll up scroll let me what does that say is anyone going to talk to alex about his clothes seriously he's char a charlamagne every single week that's who i didn't even check them out today it didn't stand out to me today i didn't look though i didn't look at the pants the pants though i was just your pants that's all so i'm good today today i gotta check let me see oh shit the model is fashion week fit check do the walk i look clean today man it's a clean look that's clean as fuck what clothes they talking about when you do ain't that tight shit when we're a burning man oh we gotta get you the burning man dude i'd love to go to burn a man yeah we're gonna get you you and do ball next year we gotta shower there that's that was hard but you can oh my oh there's no shower no you can we have our v to shower every day oh where were yeah that's what i would you don't shower every day they do yeah so you can't shout you can but how are the drugs how are the drugs yeah drugs are a phenomenon right where would y'all take everything really yeah not everything everything y'all need to do the big boys which one there ain't no heroin but you don't want to sleep there like it wouldn't be the right one it's not the right you know atmosphere for how do y'all do it y'all sniffed it a shot at us no we didn't do heroin okay you did it they don't have that no coke yes coke did a little coke yeah i'd be scared to do coke no i've never i've never done coke but with dispensing all shit i definitely people don't do coke no more i wouldn't coke is out fed uh uh fed ketamine is in that's the one that is it's like a cat tranquilizer or something horse tranquil oh horse tranquilizer tell me the best plant-based drug y'all did mushrooms tea uh straight up all of it oh man yeah mushrooms nothing mushrooms don't really affect me that much all right you didn't have enough i didn't have enough there no i watched that nothing like that no but ecstasy we did a tesla pill they they brand the ecstasy pill so and somebody branded it after tesla and we did a quarter each and that shit was fucking miraculous bro don't do drugs everybody at home don't do drugs is bad but if you do do that shit because what did it do say again what did it do to you uh my calves were fucking tingling bro the whole body was feeling great i was just hugging random people it was just incredible dude sex crazy no no my wife didn't come oh and i mean she didn't go there i don't know a few hours a few hours i'm scared of that type of shit i'm not gonna lie my anxiety too bad soon my heart started beating crazy i'm in my mind i'm like why did you not ecstasy got your back ecstasy you're not even gonna think about it really the next morning you got the fuck that i do but why are you gonna hang over that you're like yeah you could be a little down a little bit coke is the one i never did coke before i was the first time i ever did coke the next day sucked took me a whole day to recover coke is useless i'm not doing no fucking more coke because you can get way better you get the same feeling from aterol the next day you're good bro you got that coke nose you got to be careful that's the thing man that's the thing i would have to give me a little bump no i can't let you go crazy we cannot have so yeah he put some shit on his pinky i sniffed his nail right off his finger what the fuck man there was another one teller let's get the fuck out of here make it a good one okay um i have a question that's crazy jerry jerry i literally i literally said something about rapping jerry jerry asked me do i think um scroll up to he said do you guys feel like rap hasn't innovated since 2019 i i definitely feel like it has i just gave y'all a bunch of dope ass rappers uh give me who uh what we got let me see that uk question slow to the uk they want to bring it in the uk so bad oh let's go which one we looking for teller give us one more good one not the uk this one what if y'all had okay this is from big 1904 if y'all had the ability to be a pro athlete what sport would you guys pick w mba show you so oh i picked w mba lute w mba lute asia wilson and the lost biggest aces asia about to bring another championship home to south carolina i would be a basketball player but it's nothing it's nothing fly to meet in basketball i love football for basketball basketball this shit bro like yo when you watch what basketball players can do that shit is unbelievable man and it like what steve carry does yeah what we've seen michael jordan do coby brian you know even shack people sleep on shack man but the b seven foot three oh 330 this is america my god it for me it would be basketball hands down like i i think basketball i'm gonna say something that might be people might get upset but i think they're the most skilled athletes bro yeah they are i think they're the most skilled i think they have to be in the most shape it's the most yeah it's the you're running up and down the course of athleticism because it's the size and the agility yes that's the thing that's most random yes we see tall people all the time but they're goofy they can't move like that but tall people that are actually coordinated is probably the most rare yes and you're running up and down the court for 48 fucking minutes right most of these guys that are superstars either play all 48 or at least 40 plus yeah right and then when you think about it from a psychological perspective it's like boxing right in boxing you can't slip in the ring you slip that might be the moment you get jabbed you get knocked over it's the same thing with basketball you can't slip on defense you can't slip on sleep on offense like yeah i think that i by far is basketball you'll formula one driver will be fire too that shit ain't impressive because it's the car it is the car now if you could be the transformer that turns into a car that's fire there's there's a yeah but being a formula one driver there's only 20 of them in the whole world really you get paid crazy bread really crazy bread you drive the most amazing cars ever created by man like hundreds of millions of dollars goes into the creation of these cars and you work three days a week tops like it is the most popular sport in the world every weekend nascar no no not formula one not askar race car driving the most popular sport in the world every every race every race for formula one gets the same amount of viewers as the world cup the world cup happens once every four years these race happen every it's every week or every other week or something like that it is the most popular sport in the world and no way all right it's not more popular in football all right no check the numbers my boy and it's not about facts anyway who cares exactly but there's more games in the world cup so in the world more games so in totality the world cup is getting i already said yeah i already said that's why they put in the middle east to reduce the amount of that was what what did you think he said that's why i said that's in the middle oh got you got you got you got the world cup is going to be in katar oh i don't know what that means katar is a country out there okay yeah and it's luta step craig man about to do a billion dollar lifetime deal with under arm the goat wow do you not have fire basketball player you got to be to bring any value to under armor sneakers son it's great it's great i read something the day it was like he made he took under armor from a 14 billion dollar company to a 28 billion dollar company yeah i mean i'm i was you know what that means when you make a company's evaluation double man get yo step craig the fucking goat yeah no absolutely uh what give us one more teller what you think triple g versus cannella oh uh i got cannello um it's going to be interesting because i want to know i don't know how much cannello got taken out of him from that last fight when he went up to uh annie's vegan like heavyweight so maybe being vegan is taking it away from him a bit triple g is a lot older you know what i mean and cannello cannello feels cannello seems to be a lot more active than triple g i got cannello you know what i mean i don't even i don't even know if it's going to be a good good fight think about i'm going to be born i mean it's not going to be born but think about think about how how long we waited for the first triple g cannello fight and how excited we were when they first fight like oh shit triple g cannello and then even the second one there's a lot more anticipation this one is just like another fight on saturday they're not promoting it right man how about they i mean like cannello you got to do the work on promoting too bro cannello fights so much though he fights so much that is just like everybody there's i don't think there's no event fight cannello they don't feel special nah i don't think there's no event fight cannello could have right now none interesting because we're going to tune in regardless i like watching cannello fight also we're learning now that the so many youtubers are doing it that like the fight game isn't as much dominated by the skill of the fighter but by the investment in the personality yeah and that's something like mayweather really understood and there are other boxes they understood it too it's like you are a personality you're essentially a youtuber as a fighter it's like get motherfuckers invested in you and then they will care to see you fight you don't be good enough english to do that and watch it with you i know so what are we gonna do watch it on saturday damn right i'm definitely watching uh jake paul yannis and civil who you got nat though man it's just so crazy man it's like this is a huge step up for jake you know there's a huge step up you know i fucks with jake and loga i just love what they're doing yes but it's like the i mean he know he's got to know that anderson silva is an elite striker he's 48 years old but he's an elite striker who's had actual boxing matches who's been in there with actual boxers so it's like it's not like he's fighting some mma guy he's fighting a guy who has i think i think anderson silva got like eight fights or 10 fights boxing matches yeah really yeah so it's like this is a wild step up for jake all the credit to jake in the world for actually taking this fight because he he definitely could have taken fights with lesser opponents lesser boxers this is way more dangerous than tommy fury remember he was gonna fight tommy fury yeah bro bro way more dangerous anderson silva just beat julio says or chavez jr right that's who you say or chavez his son who's a super middleweight boxer like legit boxer with probably i don't know 30 40 fights or something like that maybe even more than that he just beat him in a boxing match here's the thing all jake i do this is huge all jake i do is go to distance that's interesting even if even if you don't win if you go to distance and like anderson silva wins by decision as long as jake doesn't get knocked out why because social media can't wait jake take a knock out if he gets knocked out or it gets knocked down he's gonna get killed online so all you gotta do is go to distance if he go to distance and don't get knocked out yeah anderson silva and here's but here's a thing jake got the equalizer jake got knocked out pow now that he knocked out anderson silva no you could you got knocked out anderson silva got knocked out before he's got knocked out before yeah but he got knocked out by a fighter that's at least on his caliber yeah you know what i'm saying like no we say jake has knocked out pow and i'm not saying he doesn't but you gotta think about who he knocked out also anderson is hard to hit like anderson is great fuck if this is gonna be i'm tuning in and it was the right matchup for jake it was the right thing to get people excited i mean just brilliant i'm tuning in regardless because it's entertainment like i don't i don't have a stake in it like you know people used to like watch floyd made weather because they used to want to see him lose yeah like i don't care if jake wins or loses i actually think it's fun when he wins and we haven't seen him lose yet you know what i mean but i'm sure if he loses he'll make it fun by the way if he loses depending on how he loses he'll make it fun too if he gets knocked out it's gonna be a fun night on social media he's an entertainer if he knocks him out it's gonna be a fun night on social media you know what i mean if he goes to decision that's probably the most disappointing thing but i think that's probably the most likely thing that'll happen yeah i could see it potentially going to i could i could see jake going to a decision with anderson silver anderson silver winning by decision i could see that just crazy through the uh those guys through this with logan paul and all those guys yeah great guys that part that's another one it's like one you know when you do certain things and then when you're out you feel it yeah you felt it after oh no i had people coming up to me like y'all saw you on the poster man look conversation on the poster blah blah blah this and that so you know salute to those guys yeah um i think we did it man my man no one did that one which one we're gonna say that for the next week why are there so many people calling in as always if that's what they posted to i was like you call every fucking two seconds as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're brilliant you think we're intelligent you're absolutely right but if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots we don't know shit you're right too it's brilliant in this podcast thank you for listening okay