 Good morning John. So the team at SciShow is constantly looking for images to use for thumbnails and graphics and stuff And they're always finding very strange things on stock photography sites And I decided that I would share some of the things that they have found and also some things that I have found along with some Captions that people sent to me on Twitter. And here it all is John Have a good time with this thing that I decided to do right before I left for London I don't know what I'm thinking. Let's do it. The doc said rubbing my knee daily would get rid of the Weird old lady face that it has inside of it. Look Stephen. I'm just gonna say it you you really don't look uh Very much like your Tinder profile pic and like I also play the game. I get it, but uh, I Mean thanks for taking me to the beach anyway today announcing their run for the president of the United States a new candidate Which we find ourselves somewhat surprised to realize we would indeed vote for This is the best gender reveal party I've ever been to it is not a Greek and theater Unless your metaphor works on at least three different levels Gary I swear to you you can order these marked turtlenecks at lands in calm You do not need a physical catalogue that moment when you've been promoted to Admiral But everybody's still treating you like a colonel while we do applaud your creativity Brand I'm afraid that your submission to the Northland Elementary School mascot design contest has been rejected. Are you ready to hear about my breading night adventures? Even my facade is a facade mom I mean in all honesty, we probably should have checked out the Yelp reviews before visiting the island of Dr. Moreau. I think this one might really be on us Gary Talk to the hand because the hand is actually my face and that's the polite thing obviously the polite thing to do Don't worry, honey. I saw this in a movie. We're gonna be fine Treat yourself. Oh, what about a meat yourself? Yeah, you think you've got sausage fingers I know right now it seems like you're a winter but trust me five more minutes on the grill and you'll be an autumn No, I know what you're thinking. It's not a very big car, but it's a very big boot They say there's a lot of fish in the sea. I say There's a lot of keys in the desert I'm a lock. Dude, this is the last time you cannot keep searching Google images for headlights at work Well, it's nine o'clock on a cat or day And the cat gets some cream for his tea I'm eating a bar of white chocolate And there's muffins for Fuffy and me I'm wearing a loofah sponge on my head You know, I think the real pregnant dancing men were the stock photos we captioned along the way. Okay, that's all I had John, I'll see you on Tuesday. I want the real Slim Shady. Please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up