 Ahoy hoy and welcome to r slash dank memes from site 19 where I go over the dankest memes for the r slash Dank memes from site 19 subreddit whilst looking like a homeless person that lives in the woods Let's get started. I don't know. Maybe my hair is not quite long enough yet for that, but I'll get there This is starting to annoy me I trimmed my moustache a couple of days back and My start well, I'm on a couple days about like a week and a half ago. Maybe not starting to get in my mouth again All right, let's get started Oh, yeah, I've already had this open ha There's an official SCP light novel that was released in Japan. It's actually very good and true to the foundation was also has an SCP waifu I Think that's how you pronounce that it could get adapted into a manga in the future There's a very real possibility that we could be seeing an official SCP anime in the future Well, okay, I Actually don't know about the SCP light novel because it's in Japanese So I don't know if it's very good or true to the foundation. I Don't know about it getting adapted into anything in like a serious way, especially not an actual official Anime because well, it's creative commons You can sell the stuff, but nobody's gonna put any real money behind it Animations expensive. I don't know how expensive anime is, but I imagine it's just as expensive as modern Western animation If not similar It's just not not very likely Giga The Ouroboros cycle every other one proposal there are other long one proposals Kalinans is pretty long It's like six different documents Each the individual or a borrow cycle OO ones is Incredibly long though. So that is fair to make a point about I Don't know. I think the I don't think link necessarily equates to quality I'll say that the Ouroboros cycle is very good But so are some of the very short other ones of course some of the very short other ones are pretty shitty, too I've always felt like It's the best way to put this I've said this before to people and I don't think everyone agrees Mainly because there's a lot of people out there that still want to do their OO one and they kind of have it in their heads that like writing an OO one is some sort of prestigious Wonderful thing, but there's like 30 to 40 of them at this point like give it a couple more years They'll probably be like over a hundred OO ones and then what? It's gonna turn into just being a basic. I mean, it's already to me that way. I'm not reading all 40 of those Fuck that shit. I mean if friends of mine write it or people I know Write quality works write something sure. I'll give it a read but most of the time Sorry Right, I am pretty sure this is a joke. Well, I'm not pretty sure absolutely sure. I'm not I don't know Is this this is a joke about the pandemic? I? So I Guess this is either from some site. This is probably a GOC stuff So this is either from the site or from the actual It's not a sister site, but it's an old old site that was created for the GOC Sort of house their tactical bullshit They have names for everything Pretty sure they just decided hey wouldn't it be cool if we made up a whole bunch of fun names for everything No more GOC SCP foundation and obelisk objects must be contained in order to further research MC&D anomalous objects should be sold in order to make a profit the GOC. Do you want to explode? I? mean I Think the MC&D has the the best They have the best business model for short. I think they have the best model in general So it's the SCP foundation do once they research things they under they research them to understand them better And then once they understand them better, they just leave them in a box forever like oh well We figured it out the GOC is like let's destroy it MC&D is like let's see how this can best help mankind and also us I'm just saying Capitalism isn't always bad. Oh my god There should be like a I guess the serpent's hand is the communist answer to the MC&D Communist socialist Yeah SCP-5000 for feeds off of negative energy Resides in a capital here to do dissipate on June 20th, January 2021 2021 oh my god I'm just Waiting for the world to change. I guess I It's been it's been rough. It's been a rough week in general Variety of reasons, but especially the Capitol Hill Insurrection Man, I did a video. Here's a funny part. I did so I did a video about SCP-5000 for called you're wrong about Trump and lost like 60 subscribers that day and on the one hand I'm like, all right, I guess I'm cool with that the other hand it's like really Like you didn't know by now, I mean even then I wasn't even being political It's not why I'm not defending myself because I don't need to defend myself But I wasn't being political in the video. It was about a dead CP Just acknowledged that a thing had happened and then moved on But uh, yeah, you can't escape it every time I figure every time somebody says something like I don't like seeing politics in my In my entertainment what they really mean is they don't like seeing politics that they disagree with in their entertainment Cuz like if you agree with the politics of a thing, you don't notice it It's only when it goes against what you think and believe that you notice it And you're like, oh, no, no, there's no politics and anything like the SCP foundation in and of itself is a Commentary on authoritarianism and like the problems with Morally neutral science in general And it's like completely missed. It's there's no political statement in the scv foundation. It's just spooky scary monsters Those are the people who spend too much time reading series one articles just saying like there There's there's a certain level of like you're not reading too many series one articles It's okay to like what you like But if you think the scv foundation just it's doesn't on its own have a core political message You're either not paying attention or you just totally agree with the authoritarian Statement that it's making and don't notice Just saying just saying It's okay not to notice by the way, and I'm not gonna say that that necessarily means you agree But if somebody points it out to you and you still resist the idea that it exists Pretty sure that's cuz you agree with it. And that's why you can't see it Just saying I went on I went on a little bit of rant there. I got a little political. I don't know Funny guy on the internet is go a funny guy. We'll see how funny I am funny guy on the internet is going to lose subscriber Dr. Simmer Simmer Ian or whatever. I don't read SCP. I'm gonna guess that this is a guy called Ian. I Don't recognize the person but I mean I think I do recognize this person But I don't know from what but I put this in here because I thought it was clever and interesting and Mostly because it includes me and Nothing if not. What's the word? Self-absorbed with a hyphen so it is one word Take a shot every time r slash SCP talks about a tail me dried up. I Don't know about r slash SCP, but I know that the date memes Subred I because I browse it from time to time Myself without somebody else putting together shout out to yassi who puts these lists together by the way But I do browse it myself from time to time and I see them talk about tails mainly the things that Stick out to me because I am so self-absorbed is when they talk about one of my tails I have a couple really really silly tails including clef bright and or Simmerian and they get mentioned every once in a while and So they do to talk about tails over there All the time it's still kind of rare, but I don't think it's as rare as it is on other places r slash SCP I guess just only talks about SCPs Which makes sense. What's the name of subreddit? Yeah, and I think old SCP 166 was much better. Yeah, that's the right look for that because like Boy, howdy if it if you okay, so let's let's that's way to put this If you think the old SCP 166 If you didn't think about the SCP 166 if it was not something you considered that's All right, I guess if you can somehow read that and not come across feeling like I don't know if this websites for me That's fine. I guess But if you see that it's been changed to be less Troubling and problematic and your first response is fuck that. I hate change I want to see it go back to being about what it was before it's about an underaged girl Who cannot wear clothing who everyone is sexually attracted to and who has to consume? Something that I'm not gonna say because I don't want to get demonetized in order to survive it is male fantasy in SCP form and In the most troubling of male fantasies, let's be clear about that It does not belong on a site that people that the public can read it belongs on some far-off Fanfiction thing and what they've changed it into is much better. I'm not saying that the writing is necessarily all that great I think they were just kind of what's the word? Limited by the original content because they didn't want to change it too much It's not that much different Overall the message outside of the incredibly troubling sexual stuff is still the same mostly They just got rid of the problematic stuff Get over it. I Fear no man, but that thing it scares me The chair should scary a GOC man You destroyed it and now it will destroy you If the SCP foundation really wanted to get rid of the GOC what they would do is they would just Take that chair wood chipper and they would chip it down into just pure as fine of sawdust as they possibly can telling it I guess that That they're doing it so they can take out the GOC and then spew it into the fucking atmosphere I think an interesting story idea actually like the GOC breaches an SCP site that happens to be containing the chair pieces and So like the SCP foundation lets it out and let them know the GOC is dear by and it just kills every single one of them SCP 1000 being let back in the SCP foundation scarlet king broken god Yalda boff chaos insurgency the hanged king community We're gonna so wait we're gonna let the big feet big feet back in in order to Solve all our problems. Well, we're dying. Anyway might as well might as well un uncork the bottle. I Don't know feels like it might be another problem. I'm not a big. I don't think the big feeders Nice as they say they're gonna be Everybody on 12 31 20 panicking for what could happen me knowing that they're going to activate SCP 2000 relaxed see This could have been I guess panic calm mean probably Maybe that's a little overdone. I don't know but I Love the idea that they're there probably are people in the SCP foundation universe who like See world the possibility of world-ending shit going on nuclear war or whatever and they're just like yeah But if it happens it happens. We'll start over again. Who cares? That is a nice relaxing feeling. 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