 n enough She's the live option And I'm surprised the Lego fans out there I'm going to be building a building a Lego set live. You're going to try and do it before the the the the the the the the the the the episodes done. The minis done. I had one block for every question we answer. All right, she should be you should finish the Death Star then. All right, that's all good. Actually, um, Legos, Indiana Joneses and the fucker doesn't function properly in terms of getting it like on screen in a windowed format that I require. So it was a nightmare getting it working, but I have it working now. Yeah, I gotta be careful about that. You can copyright shit. You never know with Lego games. I finger on the proverbial mixer button. Mixer, more of a slider, but you know. Hello, my fellow gamers. Yes. Your chat is not on the moment. Yeah, it's just flea. What starty top of mine started. So we'll start with catching up them. Streamlabs seems like the easiest one to tackle first. Have a luke in Wolf's favorite book series, The Wheel of Time, there's a mage who's totally worthless at everything except portals. He becomes the VIP of the good guys in the last battle. Portal one above enemy army, portal two inside volcano. Portals are insanely OP. I mean, yeah, it's a little bit annoying that they don't seem to take advantage of them in a lot of the content where they pop up in like superhero stuff. It's a conspiracy theory. I've heard that volcanoes aren't real. Oh, so if you were, if you were, yeah, I've heard that the crazy YouTube people who think that volcanoes are fake and they're not real and it's a conspiracy for whatever reason, I forget why they think it's a conspiracy. But that would that would stink if you were the portal guy and you just you legitimately thought that volcanoes were fake and he just did. You're just like put a portal in the volcano. Like, yeah, right. Yeah, the volcano. Yeah. The big mountain that spurts fire and that this hot stuff from the inside of the core of the earth. Yeah, fuck that. I'm not stupid. I could totally be like a Rick and Morty joke. An actual magician who just doesn't believe basic facts about the world. Okay. Yeah. Oh, sure. There's a moon. How come no one's ever seen it? How would you keep that going? Because it's going to be easy to prove him wrong. Yeah. So that's the question. But it depends. Well, it depends. Like he could be super. He could believe that maybe there's something dangerous about them potentially or what support they're supposed to be or he there's no one around them for him to go and travel to. He's just heard stories about them and they seem absurd. You know, we can come up with reasons for his incredulity. Oh, it was a real. Why do people still build fucking cities around them? Yeah, right. I mean, I bet most people go their entire lives without ever seeing a volcano in person. Yeah, saying. Yeah, but most people can't use portal technology, you know, or magic. A portal portal. Yeah. That sounds like some kind of racism. I don't know which one. Oh, it happens when a portal doesn't work and you try to make one and it just jizzes out. Now you can't go there, mate. My controller works on the menu and it says that it registers. But when I got in game, it didn't do anything. And they got the Vatican. Nineteenth. OK, I guess we'll have to see how everything goes. I don't know if variants are just people making different decisions and can existing is what creates new variants of Kang. If he suddenly loves pineapple on pizza, boom, new timeline wall. Why bother monitoring everything else in the universe instead of him? I mean, yeah, so we said he could have made like a Kang squad and they just erased Kang's wherever they pop up. No, except for obviously the sacred one, Kang, Kang. Kang. Kang killing. Do you get the feeling that these people intentionally hired a clown to portray Kang as a meta joke amongst themselves towards what they think of the MC units fandom? Oh yeah, no, I don't think I think that way what that's I think it's even worse. I think that they actually think this is good and they right it on purpose. Oh man, I wish they would do it on purpose, like the bad stuff and know that it's bad. Whatever I said worked better in my head, leave me alone. So, like I said, I'm pretty sure it's just the Lex Luthor thing again. They were like, wouldn't it make a lot of sense that the guy who's lived for a thousand lifetimes and he's just bored of the universe, he'd be kind of like, kind of like a clown. And you're just sitting there like, no? I don't think so. And then they're like, no, I think that works. I think that works. And you're like, okay. That's about it. I just feel it'd be the complete and total opposite. So he's so bored, why is this room he's chilling in so fucking boring? He had an apple. What the hell's happening? Hello? Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I got distracted because of the thumbnail repressant song from Tom Cardi, by the way, which I recommend. We are still here. Jump out and jump back in. Is that working? Yeah, I just changed to Singapore probably that worked. Oh my goodness gracious. I think we're on to something. I think Kang knows what we're up to. We better show those fuckers. Kang's coming, all right. Kang, just let people stream. I know that it could create a Nexus point, but pretty chill. Geez. Maybe it's upset I didn't stream today. Singapore can't be melted. It's beyond time and space. Singapore's beyond time and space. It makes a lot of sense. I can't believe that Singapore is beyond time and space. Singapore is just this floating castle and this mist at the end of the universe. The edge of the great time stream. My God, playing a new lecker game means this new power is like shovels and I can dig things and I have a whip. What will they think of us? And they had twice with it. You could play the Indiana Jones desktop adventures. I could play that. That is true. Do you get the feeling that these people in... Oh wait, that was the clown question. Well, yeah, that was my answer to that. I just think that they thought it was a really good idea. It made a lot of sense. I just don't know that they thought about it for very long, unfortunately. I think we missed out big time on what a character like that would be. And that's unfortunate, but what can you do? Since the topic of music came up, I'd like to recommend... Aureon? Aureon? The human equation. It's a rock opera about a man in a coma hallucinating aspects of himself trying to remember what got him there. I'd like to hear one of the team review that story one day. Probably not. Well, yeah, maybe. The human what now? The human equation. It's something about the triumph of the human spirit. It's like the rock version of a Hallmark movie. I reckon it's probably gonna be more creepy than that. Oh, why is this a thing? Traps in this world, and I hate them because they hurt. I bet most Hallmark movies are better than the Winter Soldier, and that's just a fact of life. Hallmark movies are pretty standard, right? Like, it's hard for them to fuck up. They're super safe. Wow. They're very simple plots, extremely predictable. They're like mint. It's comfort food. The movie. I guess it depends on which ones we're talking about because there are certain, like, there are certain Hallmark movies that are like really convoluted, but then there are the other ones that are incredibly straightforward. They'll often have like shit tonic coincidences in them. Yes. And usually the characters will be incredibly flat. Yeah. But flat is better than broken. Yeah, that EFAP approves of Hallmark movies. Wow, I don't approve of them. It's just, you know, we're just... We should get a sample of a couple of them. Maybe that'll be an EFAP movie that I've watched in some of my movies. Yeah, we just randomly select a couple Hallmark movies, like three of them, and we have to rank them. Maybe there's like well-known, famous-y ones, more so than just a selection of really shitty ones. Well, you know that there's that one where the dude becomes addicted to porn? There's that one. That's like the super famous one. I had no clue. Might as well face a jerk addicted to porn. It came out like 10 or 15 years ago. Oh, it came out alright. Yeah. I can't remember what it was called. It was... It's just called porn. Maybe. I don't think it was called that. It was... It should be. It was like porn. It was... It's like chronic drug. I remember watching a review of it. And it was... Damn. Yeah, I can't remember anything about it. I just remember that the whole plot was that this guy's life unravels because he becomes a... It's called Rags Life. Wait a second. They recorded that. I've been addicted to porn for years and my life hasn't unraveled. Maybe it's just like a little future flash. A little fear flash. Oh, no. Yeah. To avoid that. Fear flash. That's like the money shot of horror. I don't say so. Someone just read the premise of Velociraptor. We've actually watched it. Yeah, we have. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Velociraptor? Oh, yeah, I remember that. That might be something that comes out in some way, at some point. It wasn't any fat movies, but it just... We mostly just laughed at the main parts and then we're just like sitting around for the rest of it. Yeah. It was a weird film, but it is kind of funny. Pompey was an inside job. Gotta be careful with those conspiracy theories, man, yeah. Leisure places. Oh, this is neat. These crocodile dildos can't even get me. Morning. Good morning to you. Wait, wait, are they dildos shaped like crocodiles or are the dildos the shape of a crocodile's penis? I didn't ask. I just sort of, you know, I feel like it's rude to ask. If I was going to insert your crocodile into my butthole, it would be tail first? Yeah, I think that would be the small way to go. I just probably wouldn't do it at all, you know. Well, yeah, I guess. Oh, wait, can I trade who I want to play as from as far away as I want? Oh, they changed it. Thank you. Thank you Lego Games Updating in History. Things are easier now. So Rags, what do you think of Black Sheeves? I don't know, I guess I just don't think of them as Black Sheeves. I just kind of think of all Sheeves as Sheeves. And I try not to really treat them any different than the other Sheeves. I think we're all special and we're all God's children. Beautiful. Yeah, I think that we should focus on the important parts of who we are. Not a lot of the external characteristics that can potentially divide us. I don't remember what's important. I don't remember what's important. We're all just chasing that bone in this life. You know, this rat race of a life. So we're all just got to go. So true. I'll just, I'll just fashion that bone. And I'll just go out of time. You found movies at quiet place one and two. I mean, I'm on board with that. Yes, you know, go up to these guys. Yeah, I'm out of time. Another Watch Hallmark movies. Maybe they count as Hallmark movies. Hallmark of bad storytelling. Oh, dear you. I've only heard that the second one is also bad and worse than the first, which to be honest surprises me, but in the same way doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good when the first one is it's people really like it, even though it's not good. And then they say, oh, you have a second one. That one's bad. And you're like, no. When the people who like the first one think the second was bad. It's like, oh, yeah, we are in trouble. But Killian Murphy's in it. I like him. You know, that that they go accounts for something. Adding to the log just to be a pain. Also, genuine question. What is the amount of bad writing you'll forgive in a story like endgame? For example, high wags. I mean, I don't know when the tipping point is. And endgame is like so broken to the core that there's not really anything that that's not that meant to be an example of like one where it has bad writing you forgive it because I was going to say, I don't even think that even when we first reviewed it, we forgave anything. We just it was bad and good. It was what the initial review was. It's and as for like, there isn't like a clear threshold or anything. It's it's a spectrum. Hard to say. I'm trying to weigh up good and the bad. Yeah, the best way to probably do it is let's say to make simple as 10 scenes. And if you are spotting major flaws in five, you'll get an impression of like, hmm, where are we at? It's like, it feels like we're kind of half and half. It's like, what about the characters? They're all fantastic. You're like, oh, that probably boosts it actually. And there's a thematic line that combines it all. You're like, oh, you know what? Yeah, that's probably okay. But then let's say the plot is all perfect somehow. But I don't even know how you'd have a perfect plot. But characters that are out of character sort of thing. But yeah, you sort of try and average it out as best you can. Because of course, this is why we, whenever we're like, put a number on something, we all tend to be in the same area, but we're like slightly higher or lower. And then this happened a lot with the DC movies. We would just talk it out for a while. And then we'd be like, oh, yeah, we kind of we essentially agree. We're just trying to put it in the right place. Because they're just so good. Have you ever seen Hitler's art? It's pretty good. You know, you can appreciate Hitler, Adolf Hitler's. We're talking about the German guy, the World War II guy. Oh, that one, that Hitler. Yeah, because I don't want to, because a big premise of this, like, yeah, a big premise of this point that I'm making is that everyone doesn't confuse him with the other Adolf Hitler. But this, you could really appreciate his artistic, you know, talent and also say, but that doesn't excuse like the Holocaust, you know. You can, you could, you could see the good. I think you were going to go for the death of the author. No, sorry, the thing of like separating the from the others. I didn't think you were going to make that point. So an author doesn't have to be dead for death. The author to be engaged, right? I think he does. If he's cryogenically frozen in Argentina, he ain't dead yet. The death of the author has the word death in it. So, I mean, yeah, you know, they're not dead. I can see how cryogenically frozen is still alive. Is it? Coma of the yeah, Coma of the author. If you're cryogenically frozen as any biological, what's happening? Because if all biological functions have ceased and you're dead. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. If you if you listen carefully, you could still hear the little. Can you? German heart. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Only only true Germans can hear it. So unfortunately, I don't know if you're going to be able to take our word for it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, who made you a reader German? Hang on. Oh, that's the thing. That's the thing. That's that. I find that highly offensive. If you just deal in German culture, so. Culturally appropriating metal. Yeah. The Japanese can hear it. They're honorary Aryans. I feel like ignored right now. Gonna be honorary Aryans. Honorary Aryans. Well, they'd appreciate that. Nice to throw a bone every once in a while. I don't swing this very much. Hmm. Do you like a flying character to do this? Yeah, I don't know if Boba Fett was in Indiana Jones. Well, that's obviously they lost. Could you get a helicopter? Brags reader. Oh, yeah. He's seen the movie. Don't worry. Evening. Good gents. Yes. Hitler the movie. Would you ever consider doing an unbridled rage for Loki? Got an idea for why people like it so much. Thanks for the great content. Great. No, though, if I was to try and come up with a reason. Hmm. I feel like you'll probably be able to work because of the fact that it fucks with the MCU so much. Not just Loki himself. We had one and a half streams on it kind of. And I'm sure we didn't go into everything because a lot of that move. A lot of that show was just like the individual episodes and the stuff that they do. I guess a lot of the little things that add up get overshadowed by the destruction of the world and the characters and things like that. So a lot of the stuff that happens along the way to sort of gets trodden upon. I think it's a little hard to talk about like the little stupid things because of just the grand narrative of it's all constructed by Kang off my ass off. Like, oh. Like it feels almost lame to talk about how I don't know the when they when they walk into that random trailer and they both get beaten by the old lady. It's like you could talk about that. But then you're just like, man, it's just this shit even matter when you consider in the like Kang is apparently the one who crafted all of that. I think that's how the review would start. It's like establish how they destroyed everything in the MCU and then be like, let's pretend that's not the case for a second and look at this plot. And then, you know what? You have to review every MCU movie forever at that point or at least up to now rather. Everyone needs to retroactively change all of their reviews of MCU movies. Um, if any anyone still thought Penguin. Oh, that would be critical. I guess was smart. He gave older 60 percent. It's the first movie I've seen the audience laugh out of how bad it was. It fails in every way. Um, old. Is that the new one? Yeah. Chameleon movie. Chameleon. Chameleon. I imagine that it's probably pretty bad. But, uh, yeah. I mean, people, I don't know if I've ever seen a moist review from critical where I was like, oh man, that was really insightful. I think he's kind of like angry Joe, right? I'm not trying to be like, I don't know trying to be a dick. I just mean that they like a lot of stuff. They don't, you know. I actually don't know. I never watched any of his coverages because I. He's, um, he comes up with a lot of, like, colorful ways to describe things. A lot of his jokes are really fun, but like his overall. He gave Loki an eight. Oh, so his opinion is not valid. Well, maybe we should just be more fair about that. It was just like, seems like a lot of people really like Loki. And I just, you know, what are you going to do? I guess. Um, he gave a quiet place to a nine. Oh, um, I'm just, I'm just, I'm not even like, I'm just giving a ride to the end to see what the meter says. What do you give Snyder cut? Oh, um, he gave it an 85. Geez, fuck. Well, he's not the only one, right? And he gave one division seven. Oh, I guess that's more moderate, right? You'd have thought that, uh, that would score better than something like Loki. I don't fucking know anymore. How am I supposed to figure this out? I don't know. The thing is, I can't do anything with these numbers because I don't know what his value means. Yeah, that's true. I will need to watch the coverage. I'm just doing the thing where I skip to the end. Just look at the number. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Because when I go by the values of everyone else, seven is average for most of these guys, which is weird, right? We need to reclaim seven for good. I know, right? Yeah. Seven. Seven is a cool guy who's like, wow, I'm great. And then you're like, no, seven's average. And someone's like, what? I worked really hard to not be average. I think that's a video game issue. There's like, with video game reviews, seven is like considered a five. Well, the heart of the rike stirs in my breast. That's silent. Loose locale is a bowler right behind you. He had Mando season two and nine out of ten. The what now? Mando season two and nine out of ten. Oh yeah, he's worthless. Well, fucking everybody thinks that. We're like the only people who did like that fucking season. No one has standards. Well, say things are good. And as Luke did show up at the end. Oh my goodness gracious. You know that guy who did the deep fakes on YouTube got hired by by got hired by him? That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's that's nifty. I mean, it's great that he got a job with a big company, but it's also depressing that they feel they're going to need a deep faker of that skill. Oh God. We're going to be in trouble eventually. Hello. No, they want the thing. A duck. Damn, Indiana Jones is really trying. A C-3PO head. Oh my God. I know C-3PO. Oh my God, they're insulting C-3PO. This game is racism to robots. That's robotism. Yeah. Have you guys seen Linkara's review of the solo movie comic? He defends it, says it's better than the prequels. He loves L-3 and the people who hate her are wrong. Also, hi Rex. I didn't even notice that makes reviews. I think we're still, I don't think I think I bounced between the two, but did we decide if L-3 was supposed to be a parody or not? So I decided she wasn't because her death scene is played straight. And if the death scene played straight then we were supposed to care about it. However, I could believe that she was created at first as a goopy nonsense character and then someone came in and was like this man's character is great. Because of the Lord and Mila stuff. Oh, yeah. Also, Linkara is hilarious. He's such a character. Like, especially within the whole channel Awesome History and his voice. He's like the quintessential nerd. I remember watching his stuff in the channel Awesome Days. I mean, I basically watched all of the stuff they put out to be honest. When they had like their website and everything. Like, yeah, new video. These days, you look at them. What happened? What's going on? Oh, so much so much. So many accusations. I like watching Tony and G references to channel Awesome. They they did a little drawing session with Harry potridge relatively recently. I was I was linked to the way the wizard. I don't know if Harry potridge is a wizard. Yeah, even talk words, didn't they? I think that's the other one. He was a potter. What? All right. They just always make Linkara jokes and I just love the voice he does is that fucking animated one where they just have like Linkara meets Trump or whatever. It's just really funny. And then there's the whole light bringer thing the comic he wrote to just top notch. It's everything you'd want out of an internet critic who's desperate to write. Doesn't think he reviews comics, right? So of course he would want to write his own comic eventually. Maybe have a bit of a self insert. Why not? That always works well. Yeah, it usually ends up real good. But no, I've not seen his videos on anything. I'm not sure I would look to take them very seriously. I probably just like that's good for you, Linkara. You review that comic. Go it's done. I've got an hour long. Just fucking dropkick that guy. Oh yeah, this is a cool little fighting stuff in this. It's definitely an update from the previous one. Okay, jumping over is going to get me killed, isn't it? Oh, I can. I didn't even fucking you can go in water in this one. Well, I hope so if you're Indiana Jones. Yeah, I mean, I guess that's just my game sense is I was just like water will kill me. That's usually how it goes. Indiana Jones is very ottery. Huh. Harry Partridge cast a spell on him. I've got an hour long quiet place to review on my channel for your information. Nice. Wow, that's must be a lot that it does really, really well. Yeah, nation. These are the amazing things it does. It'll take me so long to describe all of them to you. Somehow, I think that it might actually not be that it might be something else like autism. It's the Anakin Padme meme where this guy says I have an hour long review of the quiet place to and Padme says because it's so good, right? Yeah. Tins out. So shitty. It's actually quite poor. I don't know how I went down a rabbit hole, but now I'm addicted to master chef and shock tank Australia vids. Fair enough. I've been watching a lot of motor sports crash compilations. How are they? How are they? Um, I mean, it's a disaster. Oh. Also, Dave, question mark, question mark of asking you to watch Vinland saga. Well, you have a spanner you can fix machinery. Oh, this guy has a spanner. You're a spanner. Thank you. No problem. No, sir. You'll find that you are the spanner. You're a spanner. Sir, you are the spanner. You're a spanner. Be the spanner. It turns out the spanner was inside of you the whole time. Oh my God. I need surgery. Yeah, I was about to say. I've decided to main Bangalore. She's good. Yeah. Was it the... I've been playing a lot of loba recently. Yeah, I've been playing a lot of loba recently. Yeah, I think really underrated pick, I feel. She needs better skins, though. I remember you complaining about Bangalore skins. Well, the fuck is a spanner? So, a spanner is like it's Britlandish for Wrench. Sorry, I'm muting fucking games. Playing movie soundtrack. Oh, could you? Fuckin' said you're gonna mute rags because rags is doing movie soundtrack. Can't be having that. I remember Walsh video on A Quiet Place One, Good Times. That was controversial, right? So it was YMS's one because people were not willing to accept that A Quiet Place was flawed. That brought up the conversation as it always does of how important our plot fuck ups. People were like, it just resurrected that conversation. Because I think YMS made a follow-up video being like, people have pissed at me for this, they shouldn't be because it's a stupid movie. Yeah, and he was just like, they explained the rules to me to give me the tension, but then the rules don't make any sense, so why am I supposed to care? Just standard stuff. Absolutely, and I don't know, like you can't tell somebody that they're wrong for pointing that out. You didn't care when you wrote it? Why am I supposed to care when I'm watching it? They'll just say like, well, you know what, you can care about that minutia. I shall care about the hot. Just a sigh. I have unlocked all of the epipodes already. Indiana one, Indiana two, Indiana three. I also have the Barnett college, you guys jealous? The Barnett college? Is that like Hogwarts where Harry Partridge goes to school and learns about Elcraft? This game, the memories of this game. Yeah, I had it on PSP and I was just impressed. I had it on PS, yeah. Well, it was just really cool because I remember that being an era of just like, man, handheld gaming, you know, it's Yeah, handheld gaming. I'm getting full-on games now instead of just like the really shitty graphics and Well, I mean, I want to, I feel compelled to defend the Game Boy Advance here. Then do it for me, do it for the Game Boy Advance. We have to defend the Game Boy Advance? I thought that was beloved. It was, but like Mola was here saying, oh, you know, like real, like games now we're getting like real games on the PSP. We already had real games there on the Game Boy Advance. Um, yeah. Did I say real? It's sort of Manna and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and all kinds of great games. Metroid Fusion and Zero Mission. Metroid Fusion and Zero Mission. Mario Kart, uh, Super Circuit. That was what was cool. Super Circuit. I remember that. Yeah, I played the Mario Kart on Game Boy Advance. Yeah, Super Circuit. It's not a lot. It's not very hilly, but that's all right. No, not very hilly. Yeah. All kinds of, all kinds of good stuff. There was a lot of Final Fantasy games were on there. We had what was the, what was another one I played? Um, trying to like think through a bunch I played. I have a Gradius, you know, stuff like that. We had, uh, Link to the Past was on Game Boy Advance. I played a shit ton of. Wasn't it Link to the Past SNES? I think so. Yes, and they put it on the, um, I mean, I don't remember that. Let me, let me see. Advance Wars, yeah, yeah, Advance Wars. Um, according to, according to Good Old Wikipedia, that game was only on, there was, oh, it was ported as a Link to the Past and Four Swords. Yeah, it came with Four Swords in it. Yeah, cause you, you put the cable between your Game Boy and someone else's Game Boy. I remember that. I remember that when you wanted to trade Pokemon. Oh yeah. Couldn't you, um, we could duplicate them with that as well. Maybe, I think we could. Yeah, maybe. I don't, I wasn't, I didn't know those, you know, hacker skills back in the day. There was Fire Emblem, Sacred Stones, Golden Sun and Golden Sun 2. I really like those. Um. I got my case up here. F-Zero. You know, all the, all the Pokemon games, but I don't know if we're going to call those good. Um. Let me see. I still got the Metroid Prime Hunters demo that came with the DS. Oh, mine, I have mine laying around here somewhere. I think I still went ahead and kept it. Super Mario World 2. Oh, and I had the Simpsons Road Rage for Game Boy. Oh my God. I think I also had the Super Mario World. I forget, I get the name Super Mario World Super Mario World like 2 or whatever the one with the cape. Super Mario World 2 would Yoshi's Island. Okay, because I, the name is... Super Mario Brothers 3. That was the one where Tanuki and all that. Yeah, I get the names confused for the Super Mario games. Oh, if someone in chat asks if I'm old enough to remember Scanners, I do. I do remember Scanners. Absofuckin' Lutely I do. Did you guys have Scanners with a Z? I did not. No, I know about the film. With a Z? Not with a Z. Oh my God. This is torture. Oh sorry, I'll catch up. But there is, there is this old handheld this little handheld relatively ancient things. But it was like this electronic handheld game. And it was kind of like Pokemon and you would scan barcodes. Oh, I do know about this. And it would give you like monsters and items and stuff to fight. It turns out there's an optimistic battle. I don't want to piss on it. No, no, no. It was shit. But when you were a kid, it was like, oh my God, this is incredible. And then they have like the monsters were shit looking. Even the versions of them that were like properly drawn. Not the shitty crappy ones that were on the tiny screen. I know they had one for, they had a similar one for Digimon. I had Scanners Digimon one and you would shake the Digimon thing and it would count like you were steps like you're supposed to walk around but we just shook that bitch really, really hard so that it would do things. And it was a load of horseshit too. Like all of those were just, they just seemed to be really, really poorly designed games that would only appeal to children with nothing better to do than to start looking for barcodes around the house with bamboo bottles and on this and on that. And I remember the way that you healed your monsters was to scan a Radica, because I think Radica was the company who made them. You had to scan a Radica product and that was how you healed your monsters. So, asshole, if you played that game a bunch and you lost your Scanners barcode or worse, the barcode got worn which is what mine did and you couldn't quite scan it anymore you could not heal your monsters until you bought another Radica product or had another Radica barcode to scan. Hmm. I remember do you remember Tamagotchi? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, those were really stupid when you think about it, huh? Wow. Wow. I remember really liking them as a kid and everybody had them like, what did you do? They were just little digital toys that you fed every now and then and that was it. Like, it's not, what was the game part of that? You know? So anyway, I don't know, what's the game part of Pokemon? That's, well, you know, what, right? That's not even one that I need to go all out because I was actually thinking while we're talking about all these old games, it's like, man, I probably, like, I played a lot of Pokemon when I was a kid. A lot. Sapphire, Emerald, they still got, they got a place. I played Yellow and Gold a bunch. Those were the two that I played. Blue and Gold. Yeah, Sapphire was my introduction because for those have like, there's a place in my cold heart for those games, but I remember I got the remake of Sapphire and I was like, oh, I'm so excited and I never played it. I got at Y and I played it for a couple hours and I was like, oh, it's like the same. It's the same as when I played it like 15 years ago and then I got Sun and Moon and it was like, oh, it's the same fucking thing. It's just the same fundamental structure. I don't want the DS. The 3DS ones that came out. Platinum? Oh. X and Y? I think so and I just, I played it for a while because it was just a, because I only would really play my it was just kind of like lounging around on trips and stuff. Yeah. So I wasn't looking for like a super intense game that I would just, just a super casual whatever game that I could play. A better game. Animal Crossing for that. Yeah, and Animal Crossing is fucking the tits. But man, this Pokemon game I bought was just like, man, this is like, they made it, they somehow made it easier. Like the way that everything does is I felt like they just took Pokemon and there wasn't really much there to begin with. If we're going to be completely fucking honest with ourselves. And it just seems like I have just totally outgrown this. There's just not really much here for me to like do. I think the problem is that once you played one Pokemon game, you played them all. It's the same fundamental structure. You go to a new town with your mom or your dad. You go out to the forest and then you got to help the professor. You pick one of three Pokemon. The rival picks the Pokemon that has the type that is detrimental to yours. And then you go on your adventure and you meet a team and then you go into a battle with them and then you start doing the the gym leaders. Then you encounter the bad guys again. But then you find out that there's like a good guide team and then, you know, you beat your rival a few times and you go to the place where you beat the four and then that's it. It's like that's Pokemon. Every game, every single game is that same fundamental structure. I'm not exactly looping Pokemon anyway. I think that's the problem. As a kid, you're like, oh, this is awesome. It's a time sink if you're a kid. And I think your mind's not quite at that point where you recognize that it is what it is in a sense. I think so. It's very, very grindy, very grindy, very repetitious, super low skill necessary. Just Oh, so to reference the chat, like Pokemon snap, that's like a spin-off. I'm talking about the mainline Pokemon games like Gold, Emerald, you know, like, Diamond, all that. I think I played and beat Emerald on an emulator since for whatever reason, a lot because it added some new stuff. I remember there was like an island that you could go to that had a whole bunch of different games that you could play. I remember that being cool. I guess it's just, and I remember when, because the new ones that came out Sword and Shield, a lot of people don't like those games, but as far as I'm concerned, just like the end points of what's been happening this whole time, there's a lack of need to evolve. Pokemon's struggles to be newer than its prior direction. Yeah, it's like FIFA or something. It is like FIFA, except that it has a better reputation and stealth better. And I don't like the combat in the game about Pokemon fighting, in a game about magical cock fighting. I just don't really care much about the combat of the game at all. It's just I hit you and then you hit me and then I hit you and then you hit me. What if you're a water one and you fight an electric one and there you go. I got a hot take for you. Do you guys remember the Mystery Dungeon game? Do you guys remember Mystery Dungeon? Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? Yeah, I never played it though. I never played it, but I know of it. You know what? I think Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue Team is like my favorite Pokemon game. I think it's better than the mainline games by a considerable degree. It had like an actual story. It had characters. It had better combat. It had exploration. Hey, wanting to be the very best that no one ever was is a story. Every single time. I'm sad thinking about Mystery Dungeon. Oh, that was like God, I really love that game. I haven't thought about it for a while. It's like one of those games. Oh, that was Dream It Friend memory. I remember there was a little town. There was a town of Pokemon that you lived in and there were characters and you formed a team and there was like an arc and the journey that you went on. I remember the music was really cool and the dungeon was a cool game. I would like to replay that. Hold on. I could have wiped my tears away. I guess that's the thing about like a Pokemon game. They're kind of designed so that like a small idiot could beat them. And as an adult, you really feel that. They call those children, right? Oh, yeah, children. They're designed so that a children could beat them. A children. They have a remake of Dream It Friend. Holy crap. Oh my god, they do. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team DX. DX? It's like a remake of the original. I would love to know what DX stands for. I don't know what DX stands for. Dynamic Extreme. Wow, that's pretty. Drop the E just to get that X in there. People are saying the sequel is better, but I never played that. And also people are saying this is a cold take and it's like you say that, but like Pokemon games sell way better. Yeah. Well, I always pretty hot take to say that. Now, one thing that I do like is sometimes I will watch YouTubers make self-imposed challenges on the Pokemon games and try and like beat the game. Oh, can I beat the game with only this one shitty fucking Pokemon in Dutador? Can I beat the game with only using one attack or something like that? And it's a game where it's far more interesting to hear them talk about their little strategies. Because once you make these ridiculous self-imposed challenges, now the element of strategy factors into the game now. Yeah, I remember watching that. That's interesting. I remember watching a full speech run of one of them and they were like explaining the percentages and oh, yeah, there's like a 12% chance I can get a critical here now and if that happens, this is. And if I manipulate going this way and not that way, this happens here. I was like, what the fuck? What's happening? Nuzlocke is one of the standard ones, right? Yeah, that's the one where you have to... If the Pokemon dies, it's gone. Or faints. Is that the one? Yeah, Madry's bread was one of the guys that I'd listen to. He's nifty. I like him. I have a lot of respect for him. He was making, he's putting uploads all the time for ages and then I think he's finally like getting a big YouTuber now so that's really great to see. He was talking with Dev once and they were having a good chat, but he seems cool. He should come on EFAP sometime. I like him. Talk about Pokemon. Rags clearly never played D slash P. Diamond and Platinum or Diamond and... I played Diamond and Pearl. Diamond and Pearl thinks there was no difficulty. That's what I've played and I've played Yellow, Gold, Emerald. I either got X or Y. Yeah. None of them were difficult, but they were good I could see why their great time sinks for kids. But they're not difficult. I almost feel like kids could... There's better games. I had to attempt to beat Super Mario Super Mario World 2 Advance World 2 or something. Super Mario Advance World 2 with a cape. And the Star Realm. If that's the game I'm thinking about, I fucking love that game. Super Mario World Advance Super Mario World Advance 2 Super Mario World Super Mario Advance 2 See this is why I get the names so fucking confused. That was the game that as a... That's a game that as a kid I had to like try and practice to beat. Oh it's a remake of Super Mario World. Right, yeah. Final Fantasy games Final Fantasy Tactics Advance Final Fantasy Tactics Advance That was another one that you had to you had to actually like okay I need to have this guy and this guy and I use these abilities and stuff like that for the game. Great soundtrack by the way. But there were plenty of games on Game Boy Advance that were actually like a challenge especially to a budding young pepperoni. And the Pokemon games were never those. They were never those. I think we just need to come to terms with the fact that the Pokemon games are not really that good at all. They just rely on like cute mystical pets and then also battling. That's what eFap relies on. Yeah. Dude they really up the graphics for Indiana Jones one didn't they? Look at their shit. In fairness I've jumped over from the Dolphin Emulator PC now. Oh right. Still though. They probably still did have a jump. Well to go back to how this conversation started. I didn't mean there was no good games on portable consoles because I fucking played the shit out of portable consoles. What I meant was this I think and wipe out were games where I was like holy shit I'm starting to not see the line between portable and non-portable. It's like because I played Indiana Jones on console and then I was like I've got it on I think a friend of mine had it and then I had it on PSP and I was like holy shit the game is one to one like yes the graphics are not as good but like I have the whole game myself and I can do it wherever I want now. You can't. You're right. I got another example of that phenomenon Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories on PSP. Beautiful. Love that game. It's great. It's actually great. And a lot of people haven't played it because you know it's a portable one and Liberty City Stories as well as the other one. Vice City Stories was like legitimately great and it had a lot of improvement or just additional it had a real estate system which Vice City had but it wasn't as in-depth and like I remember that there was things where in that game you like had to manage your business like your criminal enterprise and you could sort of specialize in different things like different trades and different industries. I don't know how to cool story as well that ties in nicely to Vice City. Man I miss when Grand Theft Auto games came out regularly. That was cool. Hey once the deck aids regularly. Wow. Yeah. We're doing release and it will release Grand Theft Auto 5 again. Grand Theft Auto 5 enhanced edition director's card. They have. They're already doing that. And everybody got really mad. It's like dude come on. Can you make a new one please? You already fucking milked us dry. It gives us a new game. There's always more milk. Grand Theft Auto 5 is 8 years old this year. It's 8 years old. Like it's old. It's getting old like as a game. We need a new one. And yeah people are saying GCI6 will remit for 2025. It's like. Damn. 12 years. Well there's no reason for them to make under the Grand Theft Auto. You people keep fucking throwing huge piles of cash at them for their Grand Theft Auto 5 online mode. Why the fuck would they make another one? GCI Online is so immensely profitable. I hate it. I hate it too. I fucking hate it. I like my single player rockstar game. GCI5 has such insanely shitty end game content because it's supposed to be online. You played the game. Now go play online and give us money. You need to keep playing all the time because we have an economy that scales like at a rate that is difficult for players to keep up with unless they play it all the time which gets them more invested in the ecosystem which makes them more likely to spend more money. It's a good model to make money but I do like my single player rockstar game like Max Payne 3 fucking awesome and probably never going to get another one. That sounds great. LA Noir, awesome. Probably never going to get another one. Because GCI Online and Red Dead Online that's all you need. They can just make those two games over and over and over again going forward and it'll be really great from a single player side but I'm just not that interested in the multiplayer. I like GTA 4's multiplayer more than 5. I remember having more fun on that. I distinctly remember because it was one of my early experiences of playing online games on console was multiplayer GTA 4 Rockets at the airport. That was that was like that was a really cool experience that I still remember really well because it's like dude, fucking like online it's like so cool and yeah I don't know. I enjoyed my Grand Theft Auto 5 playthrough but when I got to the end and I guess I just expected this huge big open sandboxy experience of a game that would just keep delivering and delivering because I was because I played a bunch of like Vice City and stuff and and I was like where is all this it's just like not here they're like you can play tennis it's like ok fuck off I don't give a shit and neither does anyone else like let's be frank so I just don't know like how do I make money and it was like how do I do any of the stuff to have the games done and GTA 4 had the opposite problem there were a lot of ways to make money and not a lot of ways to spend it Grand Theft Auto 5 has a lot of things you can buy but not a lot of ways to make money yeah it's a a big issue with that game was that there were certain properties that were just like downright impossible to obtain unless you knew exactly how to manipulate the stock market in that game oh yeah in GTA 5 yeah absolutely because I got to the end and I was legitimately going online to look for guides how the fuck do I make like money to buy stuff and yeah the guides were like ok yeah you have to do these missions in the story to get money and I was like but the game's over and I'm just those missions are done yep but it's done it's over you have to manipulate the stock market to a crazy degree to get an insane amount of money and if you don't do it you're just kind of fucked and it's and you know what like I know this is a bit of a hot take but like GTA 5 just isn't as good of a sandbox as 4 or San Andreas it just it's just not as good of a sandbox GTA 4's physics engine and like sort of a lot of the little details and touches that they have in that that game is like really great and honestly kind of were underappreciated at the time though I think people have started to come around and realize that probe cap video helped a lot in terms of highlighting how much attention to detail there was in GTA 4 how many things you could do just how good the rage engine was and like San Andreas the amount of additional content, side content and activities in that game like gyms, gambling property, flight school and a whole bunch of those side missions that have those little gimmicks and stuff as well and like I feel like GTA 5 when it came out there was a huge advertising push for the game for minigames like playing golf you know, bicycling and I'm like nobody fucking cares what are you doing like what is this weird bizarre obsession they seem to have with you playing Grand Theft Auto to like just play these mundane minigames well the thing is, I think the problem is minigames are really good but they need to be the right type of minigames so like for instance Red Dead Redemption 2 was a lot better in this regard because it's like I just go to Vice City when you're talking about appropriate minigames like the jobs you could get in the cars like if you got in a cop car you could make a lot of money because it was like a game where you did cop stuff like the ambulance or in the taxi like you would do those things do you see how 4 expanded I remember there was like a police computer remember the computers that were in Grand Theft Auto 4 and all the cool shit you could do on those I didn't play 4 as much I remembered I remember the driving was harder but I liked the game for that in terms of how the physics was for yeah, I really liked that the driving in 4 it was fun to drive around because it was a little bit difficult to drive well damn I'm just thinking like in GTA 4 there was a police computer so if you jumped into a police car you could hop onto a computer and like the computer would have targets that needed to be arrested or killed and like you could do those missions and you could just do those and like if you play the whole game you can easily go the whole time just not ever taking advantage of that and I remember on the computer as well you could set up things that could yield interesting missions like there was a lot more side content in GTA 4 than that game ever got credit for at the time of release because I remember people saying like San Andreas had more San Andreas might have had more but like 4 had a lot of side content god that was a great game I saw somebody saying these are like 0 degree Kelvin tastes like you say that but I'm pretty sure like it's still common that people think that GTA 5 is like better than 4 I'm pretty sure 4 is still considered to be like not the best like not even close to the best I remember when 5 came out everybody was like this way better than 4 maybe it's changed since then 0 degrees for me 0 degree Kelvin take so that take isn't even possible point maybe that's what they're trying to say it's just so cold that you can't even like get there I do really like GTA 5 I guess I want to throw that but like GTA 5 is a pretty great game yeah I liked playing through it it was fun it was really fun the story was done I think the big disappointment when I think back on it was that GTA and I hope 6 fixes this they did not lean as far into the 3 playable protagonists and setting up heists as they could have yeah that really it seemed like an idea that just never came to fruition well it's kind of there but it's like we should have multiple options for heists and multiple being more than 2 there should be more than 2 possible heists that we can do we should be able to mix and match components of heists like multiple you know so like we could agree to have certain getaway vehicles of our choice we could choose to have certain disguises of our choice and then like you know penalize people for making really stupid configurations that have it still be playable so that they can figure it out from there and have more of a need to switch between the different characters like give them more unique skills don't just make it that Franklin is a good driver, Michael is a good shot and Trevor is insane like have one of them specifically be good at like using computers and so have like missions with computers like puzzles scale and difficulty based on what player you chose look at Luke oh look at him there look at him go can't help him Vice City has the best story I think 4 has the best story I feel like it has to go to 4 and then like probably Vice City and San Andreas would be next up I would say that 5 probably has the weaker one of the main ones I do really like it and the writing is great but the plot itself is yeah it's okay it's burp, yeah it wasn't this time it wasn't even the tension the writing in the grand theft auto games has always been top notch, it's so great and I do get concerned because I think the two Dan houses gone and he wrote like every rockstar game I do wonder if they're gonna lose that distinctive voice now that he's not part of that studio anymore hmm in fact a good chunk of people who've been involved in a lot of them Leslie Benzies I think his name was he's not been there since like GTA 5 Dan houses gone there was the other guy Lazlo I think he's gone too yeah we'll see Monster Hunter Freedom Unite was another game I was like man portable game it's getting big and chunky did any of you play PS Vita games did you played a lot of it I know about it but I never had one PS Vita was yeah I think everybody had a PSP that was super popular I'm so glad I had I got one PSP is downright underrated yeah PSP was really good was a really good console the Vita is a difficult one because as a piece of hardware it's pretty fucking incredible like for a handheld device it just never it was the wrong time mobile games had taken off so they created this really awesome home like portable console it's a great console and it had great games like a touchpad it did on the back on the back or something yeah it had a ton of tech but the problem was that it was expensive when it came out it was such a cool piece because it was such a powerful console and it had games which was the really weird part like it had game and in fact that was when Sony were doing the thing where they also had like games on PS3 that would be on PSP like all-stars game I think Sly Cooper 4 was on both but then the supply of games slowed down and then it basically just got abandoned after a couple of years so that was really sad it was a cool console PSP is absolutely not underrated I feel like it is I feel like it's not talked about often PSP is trash compared to DS see that's what we're talking about right there yeah that's what I mean like PSP was fucking awesome the DS was incredible PSP was awesome too though that was a really good time for video games like Play the shit 10 out of my DS yeah same here there was a lot of really good games Animal Crossing, Wild World that was a time stick they did another Final Fantasy tactics for it Super Mario Bros Mario Kart as well with friends Mario Kart DS yeah I think that was my favorite Mario Kart that I played was the DS one Mine's Double Dash and then 8 and I will not accept any other claim otherwise I haven't played 8 yet yeah I won't Mario Kart 8 is too too much content too much too much by the way of like and so well refined mechanically that I think I would refuse to accept any other claim that like there was one that's better than that and Double Dash cause I'm partial to Double Dash just cause I played the shit 10 of it and as for which is the best Mario Kart I don't really have a stake the problem is it's hard cause like I probably have a bias against Double Dash in favor of Double Dash I feel like categorically it has to be 8 probably Mario Kart Wii was fun I actually never had that one though I remember that was like the only one I didn't get which is funny cause I'm pretty sure it's the most successful one so it's a sale I really wanted it but I never got it so I only ever got to play it through friends that was a cool game I think that was the point though when like it needed to go somewhere as a game like it was starting to stagnate and then like 7 is really cool but it's still it's not really changing or revolving at all then again we did introduce Mario Bikes and that was a cool new addition I've encountered people who don't like Zander which is fine the reasons I find strange yeah so I don't know if I should read they're gunning for yeah I'm just trying to avoid saying anything specific about anything to do with the thing so for the person who wrote this yeah I've heard that argument a lot that's like the main sort of criticism people have for that character and I think it's fucking absurd if you watch the show he's like one of the best hearted people in the show so um you know what let them think what they think it's weird that they would criticise him for stuff he did under literally mystical influences and stuff he's not himself but you know it's fine I just saw somebody mention in chat crash team racing is better yeah it is it's the best kart racer model combat kart racing is actually the best okay he had nothing different I do want to say like crash team racing high skill ceiling it had a much higher skill ceiling than mario kart um fuck that was a great game awesome maps the drifting system is so good it's so good I don't know that any other game has made a better drifting system for like a kart racer um one suggesting the goffield racing did you consider that goffield kart goffield kart I played it um goffield kart it was the best I remember that um one of the things that was kind of disappointing and nitrifueled for as cool a remake as it was was that there were certain little touches to CTR that were lost it was almost like too polished and so there were parts where it's like things that you used to be able to do in the old game were removed it's kind of like removing BXR from Halo 2 there were just these parts of the game that become a part of the game um you shouldn't take out that hey there is a admirable effort cinematic venom is back with another lord rings video you're gonna review it and have them on 150 um I don't think we're gonna review his new video but I was happy to have a chat with him if you wanted to I've sent him an email he's not on twitter anymore which whenever someone's not on twitter I just like I wonder if they're just like I'm done with social media and I'm just like that's the case totally fair I don't blame you at all yeah I do examples um crashed him racing on the map there were there were a lot of ways that you could there weren't the remake had a lot of invisible walls which didn't exist in the original game that prevented you from utilizing certain shortcuts um so like it was possible to go much faster um in the original than it was in the remake because the remake just put up walls that would prevent you from getting to certain parts of the map I remember that the the subway map um for those who know what I'm talking about there's like there's like a a main path and then you can run up the ramps and like use them to jump up to get to shortcuts at times when it just wouldn't work because the game just had unpredictable invisible walls that would prevent you from doing that because it's almost like well this is the way that you're supposed to get there so you need to do it this way whereas the original game was a lot more flexible I'm not sure how better I could describe it it's just more you were more able to use a variety of different moves to get to places that they just prevented you from doing in the remake um probably because they weren't intended in the original game but it doesn't matter whether they were intended as part of the game and it's part of why it's great one of the things that I really liked about the Game Boy version was that you could cheese that shit in some in insane ways the Game Boy version of Mario Kart oh yeah Mario Kart where you could if you sped up and like jumped at the right time on the little bouncy things on the map if you knew how to do it correctly and finding all those cool little things was like legit kind of fun yeah it's a little touch it's the stuff that really increases the skill ceiling which is these games have a low skill floor inherently because of like what they are they're really straightforward simple games but these little layers of complexity is what makes the great ones or at least makes them stand out excellent that was a big tangent your game keeps randomly playing the soundtrack again I mean it's not random so is that like the Star Wars one metal say ich liebe giant cocoa age yes me I don't speak German I don't know what this means doesn't sound like German oh alright I will post it in word format it might be something not good the big race doesn't so that's almost correct so what they were probably going for is ich liebe giant cocoa which means I I love your chocolate eye I know what that refers to yeah totally fine on this stream yeah he really had an eye for chocolate that guy he could make some mean candy bars that guy just he knew what it took he just knew what people liked about it it was an art form for him it was more than just a job rags sing Deutschland Deutschland uber alle no I can't I forgot how to speak that's a good thing remember how you said look at me I'm the German now what happened what happened you gotta know when to bust that out you really gotta know when you want to burn that card gotta save it gotta keep that in your back pocket for later it's not how many times you say it it's alright how come you never responded to the live stream Eric taxon and Patricia taxon now I did on your coverage of the video those live streams need a good spanking even EFAP has limits on the spiral of react to react to react to react to react to react I feel like I highly doubt they have anything insightful to say I can't remember what I said at the time but I'm pretty sure so this thing I'm I really like if Jack would send me a message saying hello how you doing I'd probably be chill about it but like hard to remember his video was fucking disingenuous um and it took a while to go through all so the way if you guys remember that's EFAP 9 and 10 I think no 9 8 and 9 no 20 something right that's the Quinten one I'm referring to it was 20 something so the way that I had to do it was like play his video on me let him make his point and then we have to go back to my videos to check if he was right and almost every fucking time it would be like he left this out he left this out points become a lot easier when you fucking butcher my video to do it which is not cool and so if someone was like yeah but they made a whole stream respond he's just like I don't really give a fuck I don't care we've established that they're not trustworthy um 20, 22, 21, 22 and 23 it was around that area um so it would be one of those situations where it's like I hope you had fun responding but like it wasn't going to go much further than that this is why like if Jack made a second video on me it's just like yeah I think we're done already after the first one um that's the thing we caught Quinten in a blatant lie um and I think he had he eventually admitted to it right he just said it didn't really matter or something um but I don't think I don't think Jack apologized for any of the fucking uh major misrepresentation so this is the thing like um I think I was treated like just any other random like idiot piece of shit who makes like random statements or whatever and so he just collected what sounded like the worst or just like I can get I made these videos so I remember what I said in them weird how did it work though I guess we should have said I care about the videos like some creators do just just spool everything out and then they're just like they may have said that I don't know yeah there's just there would be no reason to like a whole lot of time also I'm not too tempted to respond to like we try to avoid responding to streams that's just like that can be tough yeah we did get long man bad out of it I was actually talking to free about this the other day did me being called long man as a nickname come from him long man batting me I think so pretty crazy because that's like stuck like like pearly and I really like it too so really good just summarized point it's bad because it's long really stupid things to say and it works and it works deep critique video that shitty one that's the one yeah and it's like something can be long and deep it could also just be long you need to do better like you need to that's about that's the only insight the video had right in the opening it's like just as long as I mean it's deep it's like agreed yes similarly just because something short doesn't mean that it's actually synced it could just be devoid of information yeah yeah like I think that's the problem is there's an assumption that like we're short means that you said everything as quickly as possible that's that's really goodness like well I would always encourage the people say only what's necessary but sometimes that's a lot and sometimes you can just be short and miss a lot of important information and bids a lot with the sound records that came from Chase and that was in that episode though right was it chase called me long man and then that was just it was done because that's kind of hilarious to think about if that's true I can't remember it happened so long ago and it's just become part of a it's so normal oh yeah whenever I go on the stream yard string yard thing it's my little I put it in brackets just so people know there's some people in like the the phantom incredibly like what does long man mean mix log with to be fair a lot of effect means are derived from stupid things people say true but you'd you'd think I think it'd be reasonable to assume that long one comes from the community rather than you know someone pulling me I guess interesting history when Han Solo is frozen between episode five to episode six does it provide him with sustenance and keep his bodily functions active I well the thing is when he's in carbon night I assume we're supposed to he's he's like you know fantasy kind yeah like he's been converted and they can be converted back there's probably philosophical questions to ask about his state yeah it functions as a prison more than anything else it keeps you there I guess preserved or something I don't know I like how the TVA time machine has less security than my cell phone that needs a fingerprint and password yeah yeah but we wouldn't have the story if it wasn't like that you have to consider yeah idiot shit we wouldn't have our dumb story and people really underestimate biometric locks especially in the future we think perfect time to implement them but yeah what are you gonna do I need a shovel chase said stopping so long long man oh my god in falcon and the winter soldier was the chair that stopped cap shield placed by the TVA since it wasn't in the scene beforehand I think so damn that's the only way we could really justify that you know we need a new rating system that doesn't use numbers well how do you have a rating system that wouldn't be able to comport to numbers like what sounds like I give this a out of well anyway that's gonna be meaningful if you tell me if that's a high or low or mid oh that's that's sort of a like a six okay all right there's my shovel we already had like it started out not as numbers it was the good old-fashioned this is good this is bad this is great this is terrible this is okay this is phenomenal this is abysmal if you prefer those ones just you know whenever you hear the number just kind of kind of think about what word that probably means what are the what are the rating systems are popular for movies I guess is the the grading one right see because stars to me is just another form because you know like grading you can try and apply something else with grades like because that's what stuckman uses right he uses like a plus or a minus yeah I find great I mean I feel like I feel like grades are the same thing because like grades over here just comported so at numbers again out of a hundred well yeah because if someone was brand new to all of this they'd be like so what does it mean to be an F and he's like it's kind of like a zero or something well yeah I mean over here for like university it's like so if you got a distinction it means you got between 75 percent and 84 percent so it's still a number score it's just summarized as a letter these people reference in Japan it's like if we had an S rank that would just that would be 10 I assume A would be like 8 and 9 and so on like I don't know a rating system that can't just be transposed to numbers working down well it's just cause numbers kind of at the core of a lot of stuff numbers man ruin and everything or making everything better yeah making everything easier I'd say just quantifying amounts and easy to understand symbols fuck you numbers universal across all cultures and languages melted and non-melted yeah hmm you smacked Indy I smacked Indy a whole bunch with my shovel can't do that alright dead bastard um hey Mola did you know that during Jacksepticeye's gtfo part 5 video Markiplier says he watched your Tross Rage timestamp 24 06 long man I've only know J sent me that I guess someone told J on Twitter and I think I think I knew about this someone else had sent me the clip but it's non specific Markiplier just says that he's watched a 2 hour breakdown of why Tross is terrible and he was very entertained by it that could be anyone's 2 hour breakdown okay I don't think there's another one SHUT UP MANO there probably is at least one of the 2 hour breakdown there's some guy out there who's like you know what it's my time it's my time and then fuck this Mola guy he took all the things away took all the long away he's got some back asshole all I know about critical is that he had a competition with bell delphine to see who owned the most amount of silicon peen okay well you know she's still around I haven't heard anything I don't know I don't really care but you know if she was what sorry I think there was like a long break then she was back I think there's gonna be plenty of people in chat who know abdea someone already said she is have you checked your butthole did I got a... did you do 3 videos I don't remember health up for health I think the reason 7 is treated as average rather than 5 is because people connect it to school grades where 70% was a sea average grade Also, Harrow Wagyu Zoo, Wagyu Zoo. Oh, Harrow. That's, it's, I hear that. It's different in Australia. Like 50% is a passing grade. You get 50% and you pass. And here you gotta get, over here you gotta get 70. Right, so like, yeah. So in university, a passing grade was 50%. Yeah, I guess it's different in America. That means you get heart surgery in Australia. There's a 50% chance. Well, it depends. 50% might just be equivalent to your 70%. So there's actually another 30% on top for how high you can go. Like there's a recognition of even superior skill. Yeah, I don't think so. Well, it has to be because Australian degrees are treated like on the same level as UK and American and like Canadian. Like they're all part of the thing. I'm just trying to make y'all feel better. Well, I mean, you can say that, but like, pretty sure that Australia as a ratio for like university is really high like a lot of the universities in Australia are like in the number one percentile for like the best universities in the world. Nah, we just got together and we said, you know, they gotta deal with their fighters and their koalas. So I think we need to just go ahead and I think just need to go ahead and throw them a bit of a bone here. You know, they got a, they don't have much to live for. It's really tough. America likes to think it's the best country in the world but I mean, you know, Australia is just, it's just really difficult to acknowledge. Well, if you guys gave your own grades, can you really count as saying, you know, they got the best universities? You just told everybody that's the case. Yeah. We need an unbiased person to check it all. Matt, look at you, get that sword. I have nothing listening. I agree with Pringy. Does it count? I mean, I was looking for you to check if he was direct, if you just say that, then all right. I hope Pringy hasn't paid you in grades. Get that answer. You paid me in goo. We will finally find out what the goo does. Stug me. What was the best thing about Birds of Prey and why was it Huntress? So, what did we think was the best thing about Birds of Prey? Was it, I think we said- Oh, the hyena. It was Bruce. Oh yeah, we liked the hyena and we were okay with Huntress, right? We just said she was kind of flat. Like- Yeah. Yeah, very- She had a history. For how much time they gave to her, she felt super underdeveloped in a strange way. It's kind of the same for all of them, though. The characters in that are very thin. Mostly like functional, but yeah. Yeah. It's, there's really not a lot to latch on to. I don't know what people like about it, I suppose. There's- Did people like that? No, just- People do like that film. Sort of. Oh, you're right, yeah. Which is bizarre to me. Well, then again, he liked Wonder Woman 4, so. Oh, it's very artsy. It's super colorful and it's very- It's full of heart rags. It's full of heart. Shit, too. Yeah, Huntress was like the, probably the least annoying out of the set because she was like kind of awkward and just looking to kill people. So she was like, hey, I can relate. People pretended to like it. I'm sure people actually did, though. Wish they were pretending. You know how like Hytop will absolutely watch like Spider-Man 2 a million times over? Like, I can believe that. I don't think he will watch Birds of Prey again. Of course not. Fuck no. I just don't think so. But he made his video and he cried when he watched his video. And people cry when they watch his videos. It's just a cry fest. And then more crying happens because they record those cries and then they put them in the next video. So much crying, so much heart. And you know what? That's what cinema's about. A lot of people are like, ooh, plot. Actually about the heart. Thank you guys. What, crying? Once you learn that. A blue, a blue. There'll be better critics. I wanna learn. Learning is good. Do you guys even experience joy out of curiosity? No, not us. It's all serious business and hatred over here. Art isn't about enjoying yourself. It's not about having fun. You need to get these childish notions out of your head. The sooner that we break you free of this disillusionment you found yourself in, the better off you'll be in the long run. You need to come to terms with the fact that art is, it's serious shit and it's not for enjoyment or having fun. We need like a chat review to come and be like, films are only about plot, not emotion. There is no emotion in art whatsoever. It is only. A clinical and sterile analysis of every frame and sound wave. We as humans have a job to get our emotions out of there because they were created to manipulate us. Fuck emotions. Oh my God. Fuck those emotions. Fuck them right in the ear. Right in the ear. Give me all ear hole surprise. Give me all Vietnamese sundown. I didn't know Vietnam. All the people that saw that pretty neat. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. If it's in because it's if it's in the it's in the ear, it's it doesn't count. So that means you could do it. Yeah. Molly, you're going to play Lego Jurassic World at some point. It's repetitive, but fun. No guarantees of anything. OK, I can get in this working was annoying and it does work. So that's that's a picture right now. Can you equip a gun with a laser on it? And when you pull the trigger, it will sick a dinosaur onto the other Lego figure and then it swipes them and then they just turn into a bunch of Lego pieces. So it's about Jurassic World one. If it were about Jurassic World two full in Kingdom, then you could probably do that. Why? Maybe they got prototypes. Maybe they got DLC. Like, instead of instead of a single big dinosaur, it six a lot of the little little tiny ones, like dozens and dozens of the little ones, like the beginning of the lost world. To remember that. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I do remember that. They'll creep me out when I was a kid. I was like, I don't like the idea of being devoured by dinosaurs. What's a little hard to show that it's because I think it showed that kids are not immune. Yeah. Like if you're a kid and dinosaurs want to eat you, they just might well fucking do it. You don't get protection because you're a kid. This movie is we're setting. We are establishing that we mean business. Do you know how many children died in the first Jurassic Park movie? Zero. None. Not a single fucking one shit film. And then in Jurassic Park two, what do they do to remedy that horrific failure? Boom, dead kid, right on the beach. Horrifically, too. She didn't just get nomped once by a T-Rex and dead. No, no, no, no. Like land piranhas. Nibbled to death. Bit by bit. Nibbled to death. They nibbled her while she was alive. She died horrible, screaming agony. And that's how it goes to end. Because that's how they make it nice and scary is that they have the mum scream when she sees whatever she saw. So you're like, oh boy, you know, imagination going nuts. But then the edit is like, is scream just like cuts into Jeff Goldblum yawning. Remember that? Really strange choice for filmmaking. Implied, like, that's kind of one of the things I really liked about the two movies we watched lately was the depiction of violence itself was really minimal. It was the implication of it and other characters reacting to it. Oh yeah, yeah. Yes. I recently watched Snatch and Lockstock with good old Fringo and Raghu. EFAP chat. You guys, somebody in there probably knows him. Fun movies. Hey, chat, what's better, Snatch or Lockstock? Let's do what they say. What's the shit I'm doing? Come on. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. What? And we in. So what are we going on? Well, like, most people are saying Snatch. Snatch, Snatch. Well, I missed out on those movies because I was sleeping. Yeah. I think, yeah, we actually watched them both when you were asleep. I think there's more votes for Snatch, yeah. Yeah, I prefer Snatch, but they're both, they're both really fun. We need to have a, we got to have a polling question. For like the episode. The episode. Yeah, like, we need to have, because we had our little thing right there, right? That was something that maybe we need to come up with a difficult question for chat to argue about. All right. Like, would you rather have no taste or be colorblind? Something like that. Hmm. I feel like I'd rather be colorblind. I'd rather have no taste. I am not sure I'd have to think about that one. Wait, it depends. What are the were you born without taste or were you or were you or do we assume that like up until this point and then you lose it? Let's say up until this point. Oh. I feel like I'd rather be colorblind if I knew what it was to taste things and then to lose that. And Indigo makes sense. Indigo says no taste. I'd like to have something in common with High Top. That is fair enough. But I think that I could have no taste working for my favor in terms of what I eat and health. Yeah. But colorblindness for me is I enjoy my vision and the vibrance of colors and I guess that buying games and nature and like there was a lot of value that you can pull from black and white images. Like you haven't lost. Well, I think it's just the whole thing of like when you lose taste, you kind of like lost food. But when you actually 80 percent of what you taste is from smell. Oh, well, if you're saying we've lost taste, does that not account for whatever comes from the nose as well? Well, I assume so. But still, I would keep my answer the same way. Yeah, because if I just lose taste, but I can smell and that's 80 percent of it, then yeah, I'll take that. Like then I've lost nothing. So I'd still I would be much much more keen on just not being able to taste food than I would because I'm only eating some of the time. I'm seeing all of the time. That's true. I like food. Well, I'm assuming the counter to that is you can still see, but you can't taste. Yeah, I feel like that's the clear count. And if I see him black and white, I still see the world in a way that is meaningful. And in fact, you could say that I'm getting rid of some of the the the distraction almost like I'm seeing the tones. I'm seeing a world of tones rather than a world of color, or at least more so. It sounds like a to me, that just sounds like a downgrade from color. I mean, I mean, it's it is a downgrade for sure. But like it's a downgrade versus a complete loss of a sensation that I have. I'm fine with losing like the most minor of our sensations, which I don't taste. It's mine. I don't think it's mine. I just I I'm just not that big into food. I mean, I like it, of course, but I just don't. I guess eat for taste enough to give up color when I'm super big into imagery and let me I suppose that's going to be the deciding factor then, right? Whatever the person seems to use more so of those senses or value more of those senses. I'm not sure I'm not sure what I would pick, to be honest with you. I I almost want to experience what it would be like without either of them to know like for a decent amount of time, so I could decide. Because, you know, I think food's neat. I also think colors need because I was pointing out it's like it'd be easy to eat healthy. It's like that's true. I like food, though, like I actually like it. So I don't know if it's worth. I guess it's the thing of like you're healthy, but you can never like enjoy food anymore. But I guess enjoyment of food for me is it's such a minor thing that like when it like when when happens like that's nice. You know, I had a really good meal. That was that was nifty. I like that. But I've never been really that that picky about the taste of food. I just get I think I get so much more from color than I do from taste. And it's not even close to me. I try to get a taste. The problem is like I don't know that you can say that it wouldn't be close. I feel like if you if you if you tried it, you'd be surprised probably by how much maybe like no. Even no taste, I imagine, has to affect a lot more than simply meals. There's there's no way it affects. Yeah, it has like because of what just every day stuff. If you lose your sense of smell as well as your sense of taste, it just has taste. Yeah, but as you pointed out, it's got to affect the nose in some way, right? Because it has to tie to well, it's only what that's when you're that's just when you're eating. I don't think that's just when you're eating like how taste applies. I don't think. Yeah, well, it says just it just says taste. It doesn't say smell. So I assume what they mean here is the ability to taste food and the things that you eat, not to smell your surroundings. Those are two different things. I'm not talking about that. I mean, so whatever capacity your smell is involved with taste, that has to go to otherwise the question's kind of. Yeah. So yeah, I'm fine with I'm fine with the smell aspect going away for the tasting of food as part of a question. But the like if I if I sit in a new car and I could smell the chemicals and things of a new car as it has rolled off the factory, that's not taste that that is smelling thing. I'm probably going to be a different sensation without taste. I will push back on that because like when you taste something that's been smoked. So if we were to say, oh, something that's been smoked, you can't taste that. Can you smell smoke? The answer has to be no. Well, it says have no taste. Yeah, you keep saying that. But like taste and smell links with each other. They are linked, but they are different. And I'm fine because I think the spirit of the question is you can't taste food. So like, can I taste? Because that's what like everyone means when they say that when I breathe in smoke, do I taste smoke or do I smell smoke? When you breathe it in, are you smelling? Well, are you breathing it in through your nose or your mouth? I what difference does it make? They both go into my body. So, oh, yeah, if I shoot someone with a bullet, it goes into their body, too. But it's different. That's how is that even remotely analogous? We're talking about it's actually really obviously weird to even pick it up just because something's going into your body doesn't mean that the way that it goes in and the things that it hits along the way are the same. Where where where does your sense of smell come from? And if you breathe through your mouth and then that goes through the area where you smell, would that not mean that you're smelling regardless of whether you breathe through your nose or your mouth? If you breathe through your mouth, I believe that you close your mouth. Yeah, they can smell. But they breathe through their mouth. So what if you breathe through your mouth? I don't think you're going to get the same the same stimulus that you will get if you breathe through your nose. But you still will be different, regardless, right? That was the point that whether you breathe through your nose or your mouth, you will smell things to it in different in different ways, you'll get something. But you will get something was all I was something. Yeah, smell. A smell of some sort, that was all I was saying. I don't do if you just breathe through your mouth and you block your nose. Will you get a smell? I'm confident that you would smell something if you breathe just through your mouth and have your nose blocked. Yeah. Yeah, the interesting thing about if only not black widow can is part of the whole like avoiding his pheromones by blocking your nose wouldn't be enough. If it's the olfactory nerves are picked up because they're really powerful, which is true. It's just a fucking absurd scenario. I was also going to say like the the the canals that connect like your mouth and your nose, like air can travel between them pretty easily. And I'm pretty sure they actually do. That's like what I'm interested in is if you knock out taste fully, I think smell is going to come across as a different experience at that point. It is. Yeah, they're like they're like when someone like tasting when you breathe in air through your mouth and we breathe in through your nose, you will get two different sensations. Sure, but it's all smell ultimately. They're just different types of smell. It's still smelling like taste is a different kind of smell. Well, I'm not I'm not strictly saying that taste is a different kind of smell. I'm saying that, like, where we draw the line is not obvious to me. Yeah, I assume we're all the same board that they are connected more so than sight and hearing or hearing and tasting and touching and hearing or, you know, stuff like that. Sure. They're they're they're linked in a way, but they are two distinct things. But when you say, and the question is, would you rather lose your taste or a loose color? Yeah, but I'm asking what the knock on effects are of losing my taste, because with with eyesight, I think it's transparent what you're losing. But with taste, that's becoming unclear to me. I know that I think I think it's used because because it is phrased so simply, I would wager that the nature of the question is that you would lose your sense of taste in terms of eating things, which is the which is what pretty much everyone's mind will go to. And so smell, I'm fine with for the purpose of keeping in that spirit of the question that when you eat food, the smell portion will not count. But you could just smell like chemicals and things I could smell. Can I smell food like if food is cooking, can I smell that? I would say. Because if I could taste food, I feel like that that represents the problem. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, if like, would it change your answer either way? Oh, it would absolutely be considered for me. So would you so you would choose color if you could still smell food? Yes, because I would still taste food when I eat it because I could. All right. So if you as long as you're not ingesting the food and eating it, smell won't count for you tasting it. So is that like a magical barrier or something on my face that like, as soon as I don't know, sure, for the sake of this, sure. What about up again? I will refer to other things like if I wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't I'm curious to ask if if I said the question was I knock out your smell and taste or color, what would you then choose? Because for me, that makes it even easier. I would absolutely choose to be colorblind. I think I would. Yeah. I need I smell and taste are valuable and I don't want to lose them. I also I think I underestimate myself how valuable they are. I think that if I was to knock those both out, life would start to get a lot more dull. Yep. Suddenly. I think I think so. I think a world in black and white is still a really vivid world. It's just not colorful, but it's still I don't know. I'd be really that'd be really close for me. Indigo said my job is dependent on seeing color. I would I would argue that's a different answer to if we were just going from how life experience life, I guess. Because I'm not saying it's faulty reasoning. I'm just saying that it's I don't know. The thing is I I feel like there are ways that I can work around color. So like, for instance, if I'm doing art, I can always do it in in volumes of like black and white. And if I just learn what the numbers are that represent what the colors are, that's always an option. Like I can just be like, I can look up stuff that will say, oh, this number, it is green. It is green. And I was just like, oh, OK, who's that color? It's like, there probably would be a sufferer there. But I can at least work around not having color. I can't work around not being able to taste or smell. They're making more and more accessibility for all forms of colorblindness right as we go on. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And I think that if you were to be an artist that's exclusively working in black and white, I feel like that's going to be a cool angle. Oh, I don't want to. Like, because I think people listening to that would be like, wow, you just do not not like color. So I was like, no, I adore color. I'm just saying a lot of color. But if I had to trade off color and taste and smell, it's like, fuck, I like food. I like being able to know what the world is like in ways that aren't just sight and hearing. I think that smell is it's and taste is important. I think that I would legitimately be very depressed if I lost the ability to taste knowing what it was to taste and smell if it was just if it was just taste for me, I would definitely go with losing taste. But if it was both taste and smell, I don't know. That's much more of a toss up for me. I feel like I'm just one over for each of them. It's a little difficult if it was just if it was taste, but I think I would still pick color. And if it was taste and smell, it's definitely I'm losing the color. Zack Snyder movies would look better if you were colorblind. I don't even think I don't know. I'm not sure that they would. They don't, though. I don't. Yeah, I don't know that that's. Yeah, I think there's a joke in there that I enjoy it for that. But yeah, I mean, Zack Snyder would think they'd look better. This was my original artistic vision. And all I needed to do was sacrifice my ability to taste food and smell. Everything is my artistic. I guess a big thing as well is when we're under playing, maybe like the value of smell in terms of just your place within society. Like if you don't know how you smell or anything like that at any time, it's like that might make things difficult in life. Well, I wouldn't want to underestimate all the amount of difficulties that come with not being able to see colors, of course. Definitely, I guess the problem is that if I know what colors are, initially that helps with a lot of simple things like the color of the lights. I know what they are because I know the order that they're arranged in. Of course, your memory would fade for what colors are in time. But I think the world is built to accommodate people who have color blindness more so than it is to accommodate people who can't see or smell, who can't taste or smell. Yeah. Yeah. Because there are so many things I can still do if I've lost color. I can also and that's not comparable. This is the thing. If you if you said the question was a matter of blindness completely, there's a good chance I'm sacrificing both taste and smell for that. Oh, yeah, I want to see. Oh, yeah. Sight is a. Sight is a bay, you know. I will easily give up taste and smell to keep my sight. Absolutely. Seeing is a kind of useful. Would you give up hearing, tasting and smelling for sight? Would I give up hearing, tasting and smelling? Yeah, I might. I think I probably would. Yeah, I want to see. Sight is too important. Sight is just a beast of a fucking thing to be able to have. It is our primary sense more than anything else. It is a piece. I mean, as we learn, as we answer my eyes, Johnson, if you lose the ability to see and touch, you have no idea where you are at any time. All my senses, all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch. So I never know what I'm doing. Am I standing sitting? I don't know. I don't know. Matt Murdock weeps. I mean, Matt Murdock has, you know, perception that is different from ours. Well, yeah. If I was a bat, like that would be different because I could see the world through echoes. Yeah, you if you were a bat, you'd be like, you know what? Sights overrated, I can. I got this other system. Beep, beep, beep. Yeah, I don't know. And the book, I've been listening to Sopham out like, it must be interesting to think about what consciousness must be for a bat who sees the world in a totally different way. So how can we ever know what that really means to see the world through echo location? I'm asking you to see the world. Yeah, if that'd be need if you have some translated. Maybe Batman knows I mean the fact that the word see for us is interchangeable with just perceive in a general sense Just shows how connected we are to that as a sense. It's just so important Side is very important Now I'm pretty sure there's going the reuploaded this is gonna have Infinite paragraphs underneath it people with very insightful things to say about I'm just saying this ahead of time. I appreciate it and I probably did read some of them, okay I'm not gonna read them. I'll read some I just ask it. What was the original one because I already forgot Taste or color Taste or color was the original one. Okay, because we went like into so many different ones I probably go Was a color so like I cook my food every day myself, but I like it It could literally come down to just how much you sort of Remember in your day-to-day how much you enjoy smelling or tasting food It's a yeah So it's a big part of the human experience for a lot of people some people just like I mean I do it to live It's not really that big of a deal Yeah, yeah, I Say that like I'm being like fucking Forecastic or whatever. I just like I'm serious like some people might just be like food is just this thing I do Not that big But what and then this people are there you know like a chef for example Is that would be an interesting question for like a passionate chef? So would they miss the color of food or the smell of it whether the taste of it more and I had have to assume They would value the taste of food. Yeah He wants to taste this food yeah, pretty much Well, yeah, I give a thumb up to food foods. All right, you know, it is a okay when rags speaks Australian It makes my weenie hard All right Also high Moodle fringy and of course raggleton You guys are talking about linkara search history of voltage vengers. It's a short parody of his power rangers video and it's so hilarious You guys know he has like the most famous sort of response to his fans in relation to when is his videos coming out No, no, it's it's out of context just this really fucking funny piece of art Let's say he's like the power rangers critique will come out when it is finished It's like all right I don't know. I like it's in the renda queue better. Yeah, that's a pretty good one That one, you know, it's better because that's that's more cultish like it culty in terms of like less people know about it It's weird how that that would in that context could have been two very different things You know like a film as a cult following is a very like cool thing But if you meant it like it has a following of people who worship it and sacrifice Okay, I already told me bats have eyesight. Yeah, okay, I don't know fuck all about bats. I Just know that they can be really cute Yeah bad woman they're associated with like spooky creatures most of the time Well, I mean also they are I mean if you look at them without like closer inspection and then you find out like some traits You're like, man, that doesn't seem like a spooky creature But then you see like a flying fox and they have a dog face. It's like a little like a dog No, it's ah, help me. Ah, that would be my reaction Assume everything will attack you does he sound like that moment. Yeah, that's Linkara's He sounds like a crazy nerd He's like he's like a stereotypical nerd Oh, you must you guys must have met people like that in your life, right? We were just like wow That's your voice I was talking about this on the bio shock stream I was like some people just get born with moon voices and you can't do anything about it like how do you fix that? I guess there's gotta be a way, right? Maybe maybe that I don't know I hope it feel bad for him Yeah I'm supposed to tempt this guy to throw grenades at the these parts Hey, Naidman the only real problem with the Zappo is Will building related how oh I fucking dude, I wouldn't call that consequence free. Let's just put that that way think about what they like in that episode, okay? I can't say it out loud it's about Buffy Okay, it's just just realized when I was about to ask it. Oh, it's probably What they're doing can provide you certain Elements that you just think about that for you if you were to do that in real life for a loved one Just think about that like what? There you go. We did blow it up blow it up more Buffy the cave slayer is precious Not 100% sure what that's referred into take the office's hat. Wait, that's the thing that lets you through explosives How would you feel if Pokemon transition to a light version of bg3 slash divinity style gameplay? I'd like it a whole lot better. That sounds like it's better in basically every imaginable way There you go. Oh I guess this just gets me through the outpost. Okay, um For me, I don't know. I'm not sure exactly what our first two gameplay wise, but I mean It's a turn-based. Yeah, it's a turn-based system where characters move in accordance with their I think it's their initiative which is its own stat and characters get around four to six action points that they can choose to spend in whatever ways they want to Whether it's movement or using abilities or items System of just two two different move types that you have Well, I was gonna say like I think the the issue here is like Pokemon It's just not very layered like the most it has is you attack them with this one I'm like, okay anything else like well that one might be this type and your type can't beat it Yeah, well, it's not even a might it just tells you There's not even I said might because it might just be that you're high enough level it doesn't matter Yeah, it's either you just power through it's either just brute force Leveling which might happen because that gets that is a game about mindless grinding or it's just like oh Their water and your electricity. So use your electricity move and now you won Okay All right, then And that's Pokemon and yeah, and if this reminds me of like In a basic sense like in Bioshock, it's like you got your your basic you have guns They shoot you have your melee weapon and it hits and it's like also you have alternative Amos You're like, okay. Yeah, I follow also you have the gun upgrades You can choose between obviously you can get them all if you get through the end like okay also you have plasmids Okay, each of them are a big multiplier on how you can do the combat Okay, also you have the gene, you know alterations that'll Change how you interact with basically everything. Okay. Also, you have the atom purchases little change I'm just like if you just keep adding layers on The change up how everything sort of functions and synergizes I'm not saying Bioshock is particularly complex, but like Pokemon doesn't like has two layers and that's about it Yeah, Pokemon is incredibly simplistic. It's really it really is pretty mindless Pokemon hot takes like the only time any semblance of the only time any semblance of strategy has has just ever mattered is from Like when you have to do these weird challenges and that sort of thing matters And I don't think these are that hot like people have said this about Pokemon for some time now, right? It's not a huge new thing Pokemon fans are obviously gonna be upset by this But that's fine. They're not people I That car is very narrow Well, you know what it just it's like it's very realistic drives like GTA 4 kind of driving this You know, I think they put the same amount of effort into these systems This probably took a guy a couple of days Like Wonder if they just like tried to grab whatever systems they had in like prior, you know Games gotta be like does it work copy and paste the code? like Millennium Falcon There's not me shit not him. I just think it's funny. It feels funny to drive How would you oh wait the only thing Pokemon had was exploration puzzles and discovery Hmm, I don't even think I'd get like that's generous. Honestly. That's I think that's being super general Have you ever seen a map of like the Pokemon world and how small and really linear it actually kind of is? Like just for perspective you can get just you can just download a JPEG of the original Pokemon games world And it's like shockingly small Granted there are puzzles But I hope we're not included in like Snorlax being in the way and you have to grab a pokey flute It's like I solved a puzzle. Yeah, something. Yeah, it's more Metroidvania in a sense than puzzle Like now you have the pokey flute to wake up now you have the basically now you have the key to that one door You saw earlier. I would go as far as saying the way the Metroidvania games usually work is that you have to do a puzzle to unlock the thing that then you take to that Location to unlock the door or whatever like the unlocking of doors is Provided as an opportunity by defeating bosses or solving puzzles but um Pokemon like I'm I am genuinely like my brain goes to like the ice caves or whatever where you have to figure out how to You know slide into the correct place. I think that's in one of the gym gym leaders places as well That's a puzzle. Yeah, I remember those. Yeah, I guess those are puzzles But uh, it feels weird They seem really out of place and bizarre almost a little bit. Oh, look, it's the Indiana Jones meme As people point out usually it's like It was improv because he was he was ill that day or he had a bad back or something And so they went like one of the most iconic scenes in all of Indiana Jones That's supposed to be a national fight scene. I think so. Yeah And then of course they build on it in the second one where he doesn't have his pistol. Yeah Seriously though, I remember when I first saw that shit where the guy does his like flourishes and then he just fucking shoots him I was just like this is fucking amazing. I love this Um We removed that after black and white no more secret areas and stuff Fucking out if pokemon games are only getting simpler than We in trouble They might not be getting simpler, but their complexity just makes them easier because you're given even more tools to beat an already simple game Which maybe gives them a bit more variety, which is sorely needed, but Um, it does have multiple layers as ability buffs set up stat steels item evs and IVS is So if we're talking about that shit only really matters if you're trying to do so like that should just it just doesn't matter That's the thing. It's like technically those things exist for you to utilize, but you just don't need them Yeah, I think that what so Because I think some rumors like yeah, you can apply items to your pokemon and your pokemon can steal stats or steal moves or you know apply, um What are they called like just the thing that the umbrella turned for like confusion sleep stat effects Whatever that but it's like but man like if you have a blastoise that's high enough allow you just kill everything like I don't know it's I guess uh, we would need to balance the game so that those things have to be properly considered Instead of the usual which is man my pokemon fainted. I better use revive You can't just dismiss it by saying it doesn't matter. No, I really actually kind of can Like And it's just like technically there, but it's just the amount of times it's going to be useful It's just negligible. I don't know how much credit i'm going to give you Well, I was going to say that that sounds like the primary reason you dismiss something that it doesn't matter Yeah, I honestly i'm genuinely lost on that response. It's like that seems like the first thing you do What about the move that boosts your electric type moves and then but fuck that I'll just use two electric moves Instead of Because if you had like an electric pokemon you keep you don't have all electric moves You'll have at least one like neutral one or whatever so that if have you come across stone Ground rock whatever pokemon you just hit it with tackle or fucking whatever the replacement is at that point Although it's really weak to it too and so Yeah, I don't know there's there's stuff in it um I mean we've all put maybe this is a hot take then since we're getting pushed back finally like the the uh pokemon games just As a kid all the way to an adult. I have never gotten the expectation that I have to think very hard about playing it Like I'll just go through yeah, because you just don't you just don't it's not a game for it's not a strategy game like it just isn't I'm I my bar is too high to call pokemon a strategy game I guess, um Yeah, because I was about to say like what I call it a strategy game. I'm like, um Feels weird. Do I have to eat strategy? It's almost like saying call duty is a strategy game because you have to like Utilize cover in minimal ways. It's like I just my bar is just a bit. That's tactics not strategy, but Like it's just on my bar is not that low that I'll call pokemon a strategy game where you have to like use strategy Yeah, because you really don't Would be like saying call of duty a strategy because you have to pick a white out that has certain stats Yeah, you like I want to shoot to put far away. So I when he's a sniper rifle. That's my strategy is like Technically but That's so basic It's like saying your your gun is out of bullets You have to press r so that you reload so you have more bullets to shoot. That's like a puzzle game Like when you get out of Jones the strategy game. I agree with that. Yeah I gotta be real careful as I approach any level. I gotta think about what I'm doing Watching rick and morty for the first time halfway through season two and I think the best episode so far was mr. Meeseeks I can understand why you would pick that one. Is that the Is the is the a plot and that the giant stuff? Yes, I like I've told you before but Man the without spoiling it springy and metal the um When ricky ricky when rick goes through the portal, but then his hand comes back out to I like I was drunk watching it with a friend and we we like didn't stop laughing for a very long time It's a very good memory. I have a first thing that So there's lots of fucking oh the soap joke, man Yeah Oh, that's see that is just a creative and clever fucking joke. I just I just dropped a soap a little crush And like break out spines or something that'll be really easy to write It's such a like this is what I mean about like comedic writing It's like you knew everyone knew they were going for that joke, but then they don't are they surprised you It's like it'll crush us. I mean we died like, okay, that'll be really easy I think one of my favorite scenes is when they when I don't know which episode is where it starts I just remember the numbers. It's like just a quick 20 minute just 20 minute adventure. It was just really quickly This goes like six days later And they have to break down in the new ship That's the toxic episode right? I don't know I don't know who made this. I wasn't controlled at all morty. This was pure luck. It's just crying Yeah, and then they go to the vacation center and do the toxic thing Uh, I saw the first 10 minutes of dune and it looked okay Dump truck loads of exposition and some of the fx attismy, but fingers crossed also high frog daddy g Hey Yeah, um I want to see it. Um, and it's gonna be interesting because like I just have no connection to dune whatsoever So it's just gonna be a sci-fi movie to me Yeah, same I read the book in high school I don't like it, but I don't have any connection to dune. Just don't really care Oh, it's good. Yeah, I feel like there's probably gonna be plenty of people in new star wars It would be nice, you know, if it was really good and it was like a cultural thing where we were like, man Dune was a really fx cool. IP and let's all talk. Yeah, all of our science fiction shits ruined Dr. Who star wars star track The mcu Yeah, mcu. It's all just like shit Um I frongo Hey Have y'all been keeping up with the news and the lord the rings amazon show looks very concerning. What are your thoughts based on what we know so far? I haven't had any incredible What do I know so far? I know that's a show of my filming sex scenes, right, which is put everybody in a very concerned mode Uh-oh because it feels weird, right like lord the rings sex. It's like, huh? Oh It was like game of thrones inspiration. Yeah, absolutely. Well, it seems like they want to make another game of thrones Might want don't want to do well, that's the thing. It's like, why do you just make lord of the rigs? You already Hmm I say that I don't want to make fucking anything to be honest with you Do it lord the rings. I mean Um, so I know that I know um Like what else to I feel like I I did know more about this, but I've kind of forgotten like whatever We'll be watching it So there's that. Yeah Yay Great, I think it's probably gonna be another one of them sort of we all end up looking into it and and Talking about how man win those films fucking great. They really were It's gonna put that on a pile on shitty stuff Oh, it would you you almost wonder because I hate asking this question, but I'm just like How would they how would they ruin lord the rings though? Like if it's If it's disconnected it has different characters. It's like surely we'll be okay, but it's like no There's a controversy around saran. Oh, no Why is he the only is he the only person they're keeping white? Um Thoughts on the Dead Space remake announcement they said they're improving the gameplay and story which worries me Just don't thing with Dead Space's story is that it was really quite simple and one of the things that made it good was that a lot of stuff was not explained and It's kind of Dead Space. I think is a good example of How you really start to lose a lot of story when you try to explain everything a whole bunch Because I am not a fan of the whole I just I think that Dead Space lost a lot Of its identity And its vibe when it tried to really start explaining things a lot more Um, I think the mystery really helps that game a whole bunch I'm I agree I think the peak of my investment in Dead Space was when I was fully convinced This is a brand new world and even this world doesn't understand what's happening to it with all of this shit And I'm just trying to survive as this engineer on this ship Yeah, this this this cosmic space Horror that we can't explain It's just fucking happening and you have to deal with it I think that's way more interesting than the attempt at an alien moon ice planet thing that they did in three, which wasn't like Bad But it was like that's just not an upgrade at all But it was just it seemed like it was just a symptom of we have to keep making Dead Space games in storylines and stuff so iteration upon iteration I never I never finished Dark Souls Souls fucking out Demon Souls. Yeah, I have them all now to the second row and Dead Space I never finished Dead Space three Um I'm gonna look to probably play Dead Space one again Certainly before this when is this remake coming out does anyone know I think they're just announced it's us probably gonna be a while still I guess the way they announce things these days It's probably gonna be like five years from now who fucking knows Oh god, okay, this is the thing I I underestimate just what they can do to ruin everything I really do No, we'll keep a close eye We'll cower in fear as the intro plays Nothing is safe. Even the things you thought were safe. They fuck up Just wait until they buy the metal stream IP and we'll ruin that They can't ruin that they only have to say coom once or twice and then they're fine They won't they just won't Well, yeah Um Iraq's I'm a manly gun loving red blooded american and was raised catholic But I'm also bisexual and have a slight feminine side when I was growing up I was always told being gay or bi Was incompatible with being manly. I repressed my feelings most of my life But your experiences have helped me be more comfortable with myself Okay, um Yeah, I I I dealt with the uh The the strange dissonance in my head of my sexuality and my religion at the time And I think I just didn't think about it So however you deal with it. Yeah, that's up to you man Um, you know, I guess I'm glad I helped, you know, I'm glad I helped You know, we didn't really get much though over over here because of Just being gay was just totally chill even with there's just so little religious sort of pressure over and pertain Yeah, it's everywhere here I was about as it used to be but it's it's very prevalent around here Pringy R RDR to prove that rock stars writing quality is in rdr not gta anymore Um, I don't how why would you say that? Uh, they go on to say gta 5 had great characters, but terrible story make gta 6 to appease fans and focus on expanding their rdr universe Terrible and also I think gta is a much better universe to build upon because it's just Western is just more limited than just a contemporary setting It just is there's less places it can be set um Less new technology that you can lean into in terms of weapons and vehicles and stuff like that Um, and of course because gta has more of a each story as its own individual thing Whereas one and two for red dead redemption are like deeply connected um I think they both have value. I think they both have good story Yeah better Uh, well, I mean, I think gta 5 has a weaker story than red dead redemption 1 and 2 But I don't see how that proves anything One game So red dead revolution If that comes out and it's really well written and then gta 6 comes out as badly written. Will that be enough for you? revelation Uh, I don't know yet. Well, let's see. We'll have to see If that movie's classics the lion in winter Uh, Anthony Hopkins, Peter O'Toole and Catherine Hepburn fight over who gets to be the next king of england watch it you massives No, Catherine Hepburn. I like her I like Anthony Hopkins. He's pretty neat If jar clean does room he would have been melted or efab would have been melted That's true. That's very true A message to free the number one efab host of all time with a close second being wolf. Wow Oh boy. Oh my goodness in rags. We'll just go and make our own show Yeah Every poop of fart E path Uh Thank you a lot for your video on oh, thank you a lot for your video on 12 angry men I've never heard of it until I saw your video and it's easily become my favorite. Love you all Oh, cool. Thanks. I'm glad you're on video I think they mean favorite movie. I think uh and yeah, it's uh We've cited for a while on efab. It's just being like it's just it's really fucking hard to find any flaw in that film It's it's yeah, it's um, it does what it does incredibly well Yeah, I don't think we'll go watch it It's a good one Yep It's one of those ones where when I was a young man There's there's a couple in this selection But where where I hadn't seen them already and I was told these are these are classic movies And I finally watched them and then I go. Yeah, I can see why Well for me that a citizen came when I really watched when I watched that for the first time It's like, oh, it's a great film. Like it's great. I can see why people think it's so good I assume the 12 angry men not qualify for that as well. I know I think 12 angry men qualifies if you haven't seen it It's just one of those great classic Yeah, for sure Um, the thing is another one of them for me. I was like why everyone's so so flimpy about this and I was like, oh, that's right Hey, Fringy just saw your 12 angry men video now. That's some good rat. Oh, thanks It is Uh, us has 29 of the top 50 universities in the world Yeah, that doesn't surprise me How many does Australia I think They don't have any they just sit around in their hats with a little corks dangling down on them and hop around in their kangaroos and bringing you offended Not really. I'm just looking up the list of the the ones by rank But I said that like vast majority of us Australian universities are in like the top 1% which is accurate. Don't even have internet connection down there Are we talking to him? Huh he's yelling. Oh really Because yeah, I that doesn't surprise me that a lot of them would be in the u.s Because all the ivy league want to count um Yes, the australian national university there um I I mean i've just searched on the top 100 like There are 11 of them are in australia for a country that's only got 20 million people I guess you want to look at that. Yeah Well, if they're so smart, how come a lot of them have died They're so smart. How come they live in australia? oof Oh, yeah Where they can get eaten by spiders And you know why he's he's not saying anything in response to it. So we're shipping costs so much money Shipping it doesn't but It doesn't why what Because you're so far away getting everything over there. It's just a hassle dude I mean, I know I was chatting with a ups guy just the other day and he said, you know I love this job with the one exception being australia I just hate I hate every time I have to drive to australia. It takes fucking forever And it's just it makes me want to quit. Yeah, they have to use the sky bridges, don't they? Yeah, I just wanted those those long tunnels under the ocean that they have to drive there too Which are actually just curves that lead you back to europe because australia isn't real just man I hate using those it's just a boring trip And I don't know if the rest of the job wasn't so great. I'd quit We always give the new guys australia duty And just no push backs you just know What do you say to all that? I mean, what can you say? What can you say? Yeah I mean, you know, you're entitled to whatever incorrect opinion. No, no, that was him. That was him saying that that that was Yeah, but you were expressing it and comparing with it So it is your opinion too And it's he seems very adamant about australia duty being kind of crap. I think I'm saying him when we know that it was you We will we will sign. We will sign with the ups man until there was no ups man. Do you understand? I don't know what he is taking a poop on the working class. I was gonna say for you. Why don't you believe in their experience ups? It's just interesting even women. That's his lived experience You're relying this story about the ups man who clearly has a figment of your imagination He isn't he's real He is Yeah, I feel like you're You are dismissing the plight of the ups man on australia duty Yeah, made up. No. UPS is real. They're like in everything Yeah, they got offices and uniforms and they are they are real people. I think they are valid just like we are Yeah, they are real people sometimes because you're an australian And I think it's fair for us to agree with this ups man But I'm saying that the ups man that rags talked to was obviously not real Rags were standing there in the doorway talking to himself And the neighbors were walking you don't stand in doorways. I don't I don't stand there's rags There's rags talking to himself again. Oh, no You stand in doorways Of all the people who stand in doorways. I'm not amongst them. I I make sure that I don't stand in doorways Some of your neighbors And you know they're getting worried about Doorways or openings in the walls that are used for the transversals Those walls It's an architectural structure that was not designed for you to not digress and regress through them I agree doorways people all the people Stand in doorways You're getting very All right the first day just to accept that you have a problem A problem not standing in doorways UPS people Why do you have these UPS people so much? I don't know why I don't get This sounds like a bit of projection going on here You assume you're gaslighting us. That's what Franky's doing You assume that that believing that there are fictional people that somebody's speaking to means that you hate the real people That's a jump. That's a big old jump. Like this lego person's jumping. I feel like that says more about you than it does about me Well, no, we're all here witnessing it together. Yeah, I know we're witnessing it. It's really distressing For instance, how many people have seen UPS men, but how many people have seen Australia? Hmm Probably a lot, but I don't know about the UPS man that you were talking to and yet nobody has seen Australia makes you wonder Really weird because your neighbors said that they saw you speaking to this non-existent UPS man They're they're worried. That's like an odd thing that they could confirm if it was a non-existent person They knew what you've been hard to confirm. You were like, oh, hey UPS man. How you doing? Oh, no, I didn't I called him by his name It's like was there a UPS man? They go definitely not. It's like do they just know that? Yeah, are they watching rags the whole time? No, they were just, you know, they they didn't tell me the circumstances in which they saw this happen or only Suspicious I mean it is suspicious to talk to people who don't so my neighbor. What's his name? He would rather not have that disclosed. It's public which is interesting because I only have one neighbor and it's a woman. Oh Now who's the fraud? You're good I'll refer to them as he or anything like that that I am definitely confirming you might that might have just told me to say otherwise I'm not gonna confirm You can discover your lies in real time. You said bite Might what like as if you're you're conferring with yourself at what lies you're gonna go with You must you must you you should check with the frog council And they will tell you what lies to say You must go. Oh mighty frog council. Oh council of frogs Tell me what must I say? Where are the council of frogs? I don't know. You gotta go find them I don't know Exists frog council Hippity hoppity get off my property I feel like hippity hoppity would be more for rabbits. It'd be like ribbit would be ribbity rubbity That's what the sound they make that's not the action It is the action ribbity rubbity is an action in and of itself Fringy is essentially is pulling that it's not racist. They talk like that card I mean, I pulled that it's the thing that they do card like an action Man the amount of justifications I've made under the banner of it's the thing they do So when you describe them as hippity hoppity, that's okay, but when you say Dude, I don't want to get bad That's their motto. It's written on their logo is hippity hoppity That's the motto. I would know better. You tell me that I confer with them all the time No, I said you should You're telling me like all this Frog council nothing about they're wise the frog council is wise Yeah, rags is paying respect to the frog council. Can you at least acknowledge that? And that's why they would tell me that you're wrong when you do the the hippity hoppity. It's ribbity rubbity It's fun to see these sentences be constructed as we go Anyway, what's the next super well to go back to the ups story it wouldn't even matter if rags had made that person up because you were saying You were saying that um He's uh, he's he's clearly his opinion. Not the ups one. It's like well Why wouldn't rags have that opinion if he's not been presented anything to counter it The thing is though He seemed very fervent and on all the other ups persons because they were of varying genders and heights They all nodded in agreement as he spoke the council ups men the ups council. Yeah Okay, I mean if you want to if you want to settle into these paranoid delusions That's okay, but and then when I was at the when I was at the ups office And I told him a joke and they were laughing so hard. They were shipping themselves You think you just hang out Just hanging out all the time with the ups people but you were saying yeah, this is just this is just your opinion It's like well rags will adopt the opinion of the best uh, sort of Authority at the time He just keeps relaying his opinion through the ups man. It's like a deflection tactic Like it's not me saying it's the like man He agrees with it all but that's like a pivot because you're not addressing the argument You're just saying it came from someone else. It's like well, even if it did or didn't rags is adopting it because it is the Most informed Honest that it's your opinion rather than pretending like You think it is my opinion, but it's not just my opinion Stop relaying it through the ups man. Then just say what you think But I think it's more helpful if he says where it came from instead of just saying it Not really. It doesn't matter where it came from. Well, I was interested in where it came from I was happy to know it was a ups man that informed rags of this I'm not and that's just as valid So australia, I think that things that don't that that don't match with reality aren't as valid but I think ups matches with reality in australia. We just have to put a question mark on that for now Yeah, I've seen many many ups persons. I've never seen any australias. I don't think anyone has Except for all the people who live here How convenient that's convenient Not at all convenient that rags just says what his who his neighbor is and we all just accept it to be true That's one person the versus millions And you know what that's definitely millions Yeah, allegedly neighbor Wait, but you even said I feel like a neighbor is more believable than a fake continent full of people Who don't exist? I feel like those two things are really different No, it's okay. If you want to if you want to Just if that's if that's what you think, you know, I can't stop you well But you should get some help You know at least I've got lots of friends at the ups that can help me Ah, yes So if well, no, I do need help when I want to ship things long distances And so I have the ups guys there who helped me out I can't ship it myself I probably could but that would just be that's just a vacation with extra luggage That's really what it is. That would what that would be what it is for me I'm going to I'm going to phoenix, arizona, and I'm taking this backpack and this cardboard box with me That's the great thing about ups. I'm going to jimmy bob's house. They deliver stuff for you Why I just I just I wouldn't have any trouble believing that rags spoke to a ups guys Seems to me I give it all the time if rags. It's a very mundane claim There's this whole other country that I live in that you've never heard of I'd be like Okay That doesn't exist and it's not on any map and there are no photographs of it And only people who apparently live there know about it. It's like, uh-huh Hmm That's it. This is you know, this sounds like this sounds like oh, I have a girlfriend But she goes to another school so you can't really she's super hot though I guess I just find it weird that that would be ganging up on a minority here So, let's not Well, yeah, australians are a minority because they don't exist. It's just really really wrong Yeah, I feel like all four of us are minorities judging from the avatar There's zero of them. You like you look like a gaggle of minorities, don't we? That's what a group of minorities is called a gaggle Less threatening than murder A murder of a murder of minorities Um Wow, someone in chastain you're spouting froggest language Oh wow, fringy. Yeah Um, I was born with a cleft lip and palate. My smell is non-existent and my taste is minimal I would take it over uh colorblindness Hmm Why do you want that way? Uh Yes, he's got to be commenting on the way people were born again Uh, here we go. It's just like the frog thing all over I guess it's a thing if you're born that way. You don't know what you Don't have right? I suppose they would be one of the better authorities because They can they can definitely imagine what it would be like to not see color through we can simulate that, right? I suppose we could simulate Not being able to taste Maybe yeah, we do need to smash our face on the pretty good. Yeah, you can Yeah Sever the nerve. I would simulate Ray severed more than that nerve lady. Um, that was the other clarification I wanted to give you as like I'd need to experience both of these to really give Because it's just hard to I'm not a hundred percent, you know Oh, no snakes. Oh giant boss snake Huh, oh boy I just not flight it Let's go a little treat. Let's make you go away Oh, that killed me That's unacceptable Jurassic Park is actually Spielberg apologizing for the Twilight Zone movie incident him and John Landis were the ones playing God The Twilight Zone movie incident I feel like I don't know what that is I don't know what that's referring to either um But I know John Landis as well Go on playing God Didn't he did is he the guy who directed uh The uh, what's that the Blues Brothers 2000? Yeah, he made a ease behind a couple classics. Um, I can't remember what happened to him career-wise something went wrong. I think Got anything to fall off a roof or oh, that's what I was supposed to do torches. I um But maybe maybe he did fall off a roof. I do not know Man, when you throw the torch, it explodes Good day And hey, there's no language barrier of me calling this a torch because everyone calls this a torch I call a flashlight torch and that that's the one that can be confusing. I I got a good old fashioned torch right now So You have so like for instance like the stick of wood with a thing attached to it that's burning Are those also torches? I would if there's a better name for them. I'll try and adopt it. But yeah, I probably call that a torch just Until I realized that was wrong. Is that right or wrong? Well, yeah, that's what we call and we we call those torches and then flashlights are flashlights Oh, yeah, I just meant like the difference between those and then like ones that you know Like so like a stick with with that on it and you light it versus one that's like built for that specific purpose Do you know what I mean? Like it's crafted that way and you put stuff in it The like a tiki torch. Yeah, like torch versus I was curious if they had different names If they're like deliberately built rather than you picked up a stick and put a thing on it Or if the I think I would just be making a torch I think that it's just the general term for like a handheld not a lantern But essentially a stick with a lit end that's on fire or flaming in some way um Those are just generally referred to as torches and then we have flashlights the electric ones with buttons Yeah, we call them torches over here We call them both it's literally just like If someone says flashlight or torches easy to understand, but it's kind of interesting to think about how that would have transferred over time, you know Yeah, you think that they would have just started calling flashlight something different Because they're so distinctly different from the classic torch, but I guess there was enough people being like Holding a torch and a flashlight at different times that they just call them a handheld source of light So we'll just call them torches Does it get really weird if you use the light function on a phone and they're like give me a torch I feel like I feel like we've taken this too far because I think what people call that is just like the flashlight app On the phone is generally what people call that here Yeah, what i'm saying though is if someone said pass the flashlight when you're holding the flashlight operate like like app on the phone I feel like that would be reasonable But calling it a torch at that point is going to be so far removed that people would be like, huh? People might even say like just use the flashlight on your phone like it's not even a thing It's just a function that it fulfills. It's it is a flashlight that just fulfills that function About six years ago when I moved from an older phone to a newer one. I had to download the flashlight app, but now it's built in They have a little options thing because yeah, it's just fucking that's a useful function A mobile phone replacing all kinds of tools One big multi-tool I remember when I first showed uh, I think the power went out in my house like fucking only a decade ago My parents I couldn't find where they'd left the flashlight and I was like, no worry I have a phone and they were like phones are gonna be bright enough and I was like Oh well you Time for you for it now you old people to experience new technology They turn around they're like what the fucking idea. I know right my eyes Is Um Would you rather change your nostrils into mouths or your mouth into a nostril? I don't change my nostrils into mouths Yeah, probably Because your mouth turning that into a nostril. Oh, that sounds like one of that. That's like a good setup for creepy creature probably Yeah, because I feel like a mouth can fulfill the role of a nostril Way more But way better than a nostril can fulfill the role of a mouth. You might be right I don't know. There's probably some unforeseen circumstances going on here with with both, but I think I would side with with that logic first Uh, thank you for recommending Buffy Mola the show has some fantastic episodes season five is now my favorite season of any tv Show I've ever seen Well, he can wait Keep up the faps and here is too many more Also looking forward to more batwoman. It is on the way. Oh, yeah, you bet. There is a new episode Almost ready. So yeah, we'll be getting that soon. Oh my god I'm so very excited. I'd be curious if person who said this uh Is five your favorite after seeing all of Buffy and Angel or is it just your favorite as of seeing that season? Either answer is fine. I'm just curious Um, okay. Mel. What were you? What were you grumbling? What's going on? I just want to say I'm gonna Peace out now. It's getting late. I have to work tomorrow. So Oh Sleepy now sleep. Well, don't let the bed bugs bite Yes, do not let your bottom be munched upon by the bed bugs That's uh, that's what I try to do every single day Good That's that's all I have to say. Okay. Good night. Bye. Bye. See you later. Toodaloo. Goodbye. Goes a hero Often his next adventure to slumberland Was that masked man that crying teary-eyed kraut That's what his new name's he ever um pre-brands like that the crying kraut Why'd you say hey? Yeah, is it to who? Yeah I think mel would be indeed like thank you. I guess we'll never know I guess we won't that's right Um, just watch there will be blood and loved it. What do you masters think of it if you've seen it? Uh, I haven't seen it now and so I think it came out. Um, but I remember thinking it was really good Maybe we should watch that sometime Um, Daniel Day-Lewis is one of his most famous performances Hmm now movies all about oil you guys like oil, right? I love oil. I like to Uh, just roll around in it. I like to lay down and slather myself up Um, and just like with my clothes. Well, my clothes are always off It's odd that I ever specify that just that's my default state Um, because I'm a dog and whatnot and glasses are not closed. They're an accessory Um, and I'll just roll around in it and I'll get all slathered up and I'll just I'll just run around and I mean people don't people don't like that when I do that though They think it's uh, I think it's really crude. They think it's unbecoming Sight is very important unless you have the force I feel like it's still gonna be pretty good with the force Thank you Did you hear apparently Thanus was controlling Loki to be evil and avengers there is a screenshot There is a screenshot Come on Article on it screen screen round article on it. Sorry. Um, I would share but you two won't let me. Yeah, we've um We've talked about that before that's some of that Third party ret connie bullshit and we don't have to take us seriously at all. We can ignore the shit out of that Um Really don't want him to be Yeah, that's the only reason it's happening. It's like, you know what he wasn't so bad after all, huh? It's like Like oh, but he actually was what See my favorite part of Loki was how nice and friendly he was Specifically in 2012 avengers movie, which are friendly friendly bro Hi wags Hello Mola fuck mary kill fringy frogo fring daddy g Hmm I'll marry fringy Don't really know that so fring daddy g and frogo. I don't know what this what are the elements of these two That sounds like a name of someone like who could be in draw and involved in like drug Wow, and So man just based on the name Yeah, couldn't couldn't just been like a friendly little rapper or someone who's just having some fun with names you know green but I don't know Oh, is that what he is his spring daddy g a rapper or is that I thought that was his gang name Well, okay, so I don't want to kill any of these people But if I'm gonna have to kill one of them and fuck one of them I guess I I will kill the frog and then fuck spring daddy geeks. That's probably a person I don't want to fuck a frog And I think the frog if I kill it, it's just gonna go right out of its potential misery I think you could kill two you can do two birds with one stone. I think if you fuck the frog you would kill it Those it just depends on your approach. So then you just end up killing two people. Yeah Oh, just that's why I said kill the frog. We'll just we'll just yeah You know, we'll get it done and one one just gets to go off and it's one bird with two stones No, if if he counts as both then that means that we have a third frog related character who is just He's just gets to continue going on We've used up our three options We essentially we have three stones Of a kind and we've used two of them on one of those characters One has been spared I mean, I've already I've already made my choices. I don't know. Did you want to do do your answers for this one rags? Oh, you're sound great to me. All right, so you Uh ringy fuck mary kill rags wags and rags is is hmm um I think I'll get rid of rags. This is just because it's going to be really tough to say that name. Um What were the other two rags and wags? Yeah Fuck wags and mary rags Any particular reason? That's um, I don't know I don't have really a reason all right And the the final one was meant for metal, but I'm just going to switch it to rags because metal is currently unavailable Fuck mary kill metal moodle and cum You are metal moodle and cum. It's for me. Mm-hmm Mary, uh Mary metal I feel like I see like I I feel like the natural response is to fuck cum But I don't know We might want to kill cum and then keep moodle around especially if cum is just a puddle. I feel like that Yeah, I I feel like that would be a better use of our um Yeah of our options here uh One pheromones use different receptors than regular smells breaking nose won't stop perception I mean reception Uh, yeah, are you perceived the pheromones if you have synesthesia? Would you rather lose hearing or color vision? I don't know When you say if you have synesthesia Neurological So synesthesia is a neurological condition in which information meant to simulate one of your senses stimulates several of your senses um Let me get like maybe example here a sound so hearing music and seeing colors and your mind is an example of Synesthesia I don't So too is using colors to visual like specific numbers or letters of the alphabet Is it so is this supposed to be normal or I don't or is that's just the name for the mental thing that we do So synesthesia means it's like joined perception It can involve any of the senses and the most common form colored letters and numbers Occurs when someone always sees a certain color in response to a certain letter of the alphabet or number right um But I mean if the question we were simple is would you rather lose color or hearing? Probably gonna lose color. I think I'd go. Yeah, I'd lose color for hearing me quite a bit of that hearing is yeah Yeah, even though color is very important to me. It is only an aspect of another sense But hearing is to Yeah, that's too big. Would that affect your balance as well? My hearing uh, not I don't think hearing would Because I know because your ears will determine it help determine your balance But those aren't uh, I don't think those are real. I don't think those are related to hearing I think those are specifically They're for balance. I think you have two I think in each ear you have like two cavities that have some liquid in it And that's what your brain uses to determine your balance um Oh, it would affect your balance. You lost sound in one ear. I don't know how true this is I just know the ears and balance of something something going on Um, you lose balancing lost sound in one ear I'm sorry. I just I got like a huge tangent. So Um, I got a comment on my video saying that I'm saying assume incorrectly because I say assume instead of assume So fun fact that's just like the Australian accent I mean, yeah, so So instead of just saying that yeah, I pronounce this one word wrong You've damned the entire accent to being terrible. Well at that point it's not wrong anymore. It's a different accent Well, first off, there isn't an Australia once again, we're no, sorry I actually want to I actually want to engage with the subject for real. Um, like the subject of like accents and because um Yeah, the person said it was super distracting and I can change But I don't how far would you push that? Um, how crazy can we get while also saying well, that's just an accent If s s becomes sh Like I don't really see how that's like too much of a deviation that you can't understand what's being said Yeah, that's not what I asked. I'm curious if there are limits Um, I don't know that we could even say that there are limits Um, like what I'm asking is would you ever see yourself in a position? We are like, yeah, I understand that your accent's possibly to blame but you can do something about it Um, I guess if it becomes a tool point where I don't even understand the word you're saying but assume and assume You know what I'm saying Maybe he's dumb I guess it's annoying because like because um Yeah, the comment goes on to compare that to saying nuclear as opposed to nuclear Um, which feels like a weird one to me because nuclear is wrong. You're switching the letters around Um, there's no difference in pronunciation Well, could they say first assume that you are adding letters that aren't there? Am I adding letters though? It's still a ss me. I'm just pronouncing ss differently And that's sh Yeah, but couldn't you apply that to a lot of things like letters that are silent? What's the deal there? But there is no silent letter. Yeah No, but I'm saying like in instances where there's a silent letter It's like well, you're changing the pronunciation. You should be saying that hate. I want to assume the e is silent Is it silent though? Assume Why is that last why is that last word not an e at the end? It it isn't Assume silent. What? Yeah, is that an e? Like yeah, assume Yeah, there's yeah the e is silent Yeah, I don't I don't think that's silent Um Um, well, so he Well, if something ends with an m like come it's like that it's as opposed to assume They have like a different pronunciation. Okay, we're both kume Yeah, I guess that's an interesting one The e is the e is silent, but it modifies the sound of the u. That was the reason is there But it but it but it is silent itself. The e is silent Need some assurance. Oh, I'm glad you put that in there. That's a good. That's a good way to compare it Assume an assurance. They both have an s s Yeah, do you say assurance? You could also yeah, that's the silver. That's the silver bullet. Actually. Yeah, that's a good point in chat Thanks. That's like a really good point. That's the silver bullet If you're shan connery, you could say I I assume I think it is a silver bullet I need some assistance please He can only do sh. Well, because yeah, because we're stuck in the world of language. So You know, it's all made up. So what what are we doing? Well, I know it's all made up. Um Well, yeah, so technically that's the silver bullet. You can't lose but like what right You know, what are we doing? What are we adhering to? Um, I think the problem is it's complicated because of the way that like language develops It's hard to say at what point that you're pronouncing it wrong and at what point It's just become a new way of saying things. Well, um, so um an example, right? We've I've talked to you guys about this before but um the welsh pronounce Uh year as a year So yeah, so like I was I was born in the year 19 and You know and and the problem is that creates confusion for a lot of people listening I wouldn't be wrong per se, but it's something I decided to stop saying you can catch me like the transition was around 2019 I think to 2020 where I was just like trying to stop myself from saying it I basically don't say it anymore. I always say year now Um, that was the year of the year. Yes the year of the year um And that by the way, that was how people would be able to tell very quickly that I was welsh It was like the way you say you um, and so Like if I was doing it in the interest of clarity, I suppose that that could and I would be curious like a shum I I I know what you're saying. I imagine most people do but I just wonder if you say a shum Huh? Do you say assume or I say assume? Yeah I say assume right Problem is i'm sitting here thinking of example, so like so I wouldn't want you to stop saying nor you know Well, I guess the problem is like I can see it in other things Over here. We say stupid people don't say stupid. They stay they stay Stay they say stupid. That's how it's said. Yeah So like it's stupid. Yeah Yeah, so at that point how At that point it's like, I don't know man like Incorrect or just that's the accent Like if if if you can see a similar pattern in a lot of different words at some point it stops becoming incorrect That's just the way it's said. You know, I I understand I mean, I'm trying to think of when I would say that something's being said strictly incorrect rather than Just an accent though Well, so, you know, like a really harsh wealth action might might end up saying what you do in And it's like What are you doing not what you in? That's just fucking lazy and if someone said that's my accent. I'd be like, yeah, I guess so I don't know. Like is it lazy or is it efficient? Yeah I don't even know if that is efficient if most people like, huh, what did you just say? Yeah, what what is that? Doctor this man is What are you doing? What are you doing out for I just feel like sometimes it just complicates things because I want to And then it makes me think why is it the awareness of the the accent from the rest of the world that makes it more or less Uh, correct. I don't think I've ever been told that but I've said I assume wrong Well, that's the thing you never would have been told that if your audience was exclusively australian like that would I guess it's just um But then again, he said I I hear so many youtubers say this and it's like Well, that's the question. Um, and apparently the examples were escape Um, and nuclear I do who says escape incorrectly. I don't say what does it mean to say that incorrectly? Excape is it? Some people say escape But why would it be escape? It's esc? It's the same reason that people I think it's just one of those, you know, like how um I think it's just a habit that maybe yeah, we'll see because that was the interesting, you know, like, um, espresso versus espresso Yes, like that's one that I think we're comfortable in being like you're doing it wrong But if someone went like yeah, my accent espresso is the drink espresso is what you call italian's talking Oh, like espresso that okay, right like uh, like if you were getting a common one for Mispronunciation, yeah, and there's there's a lot of right ones like that, but then I don't know if someone was just like no Why did I speak? I mean, how do you do that? Well, here's one for you. How do you pronounce library? library Yeah, some people said library Oh, I thought you're gonna say somebody library. Oh, some people do say library. Yeah But I guess you need to go they need to go to those are the people who need to go to a library But that's what I mean. It's like library and library. I feel like I can accept both of these Um, whereas I wouldn't accept library because I think that was Library library library like it happened naturally. I'm saying it. That's not a real word Oh, the library is obviously that's the correct one um, but a lot of people just say library and I don't I can't so someone who works there is a librarian Well, that's the issue right is that once it starts becoming like the words that are attached to it Yeah, you're right because it's a librarian, but I don't know that's a problem like the It if you would stand it out, right? Yeah, yeah And there are there are words where like the name that describes what you do sounds different to what the name of the thing itself is um I guess my only frustration is just being told that it's wrong. It's like Like I don't know if you can say that it's wrong to say that like if somebody says stupid It's like, oh you're saying it wrong. It's stupid. I've been told that I say it wrong when I say stupid So like at this point, what do you do? Like which one do you pick? What's that those people are stupid stupid I like stupid we say stupid here I tend to say stupid now when It's kind of a certain circumstance where I say that. Yeah I think I know what's what's saying stupid, but I think that's just the nature of watching so much like american content But people say stupid. That's how they say it here um I was imagining it in my head a little differently. They're like stupid with a u and then stupid with two o's stupid Stupid, yeah Bunch What will we learn from all this? Um, don't don't copy people's videos telling them that their accent is wrong Like that might be because that might be we need to be better at identifying when it's a different In difference in accent and then a misunderstanding of how a word is pronounced Mm-hmm, and I guess that would be the big thing I would only say that it's worth commenting on if like it actually becomes difficult for you to understand what somebody's saying If you just don't like the way it sounds that's one thing But could you say that about somebody who says a little instead of little or little? Yeah, like Are they wrong or is that an accent? What about the whole what about the whole ask tuning into axe thing? Oh, yeah, but the problem is you've changed the word because there is a word called axe And it's not ask Like you've just you've changed the word Um, can I ask you something you're saying the incorrect word at that point? But well, so I mean we have lots of words that mean different things different contexts, all right Yeah, definitely. What is what is that? Yeah, I guess But I mean like when people say anything, you know or free instead of three That's a that's a blurry one for me. I'm not sure how I feel about that one Is that again are we in the territory of accent versus lazy? I think I think that's the reason why I don't know how I feel about it because it is an accent that people say free instead of three Or um, and I guess the problem is when you say free, it's like well free is a word and it's not three so That is definitely an accent one though. They do it for it is an accent one Fresh oh, yeah, because they say anything mother Yeah, exactly Do we Well That's that We learned something today Leave free. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is, but it's something Uh You guys think I've talked about the new he-man or less Was there anything else you want to say? I don't really I I'm not watching it. Fuck that. Nope So I just I don't really care. Um, there are there are many reasons like I'm not going to pretend to be a fan of e-man. Uh, uh, e-man. Sorry not e-man Uh, e-man fucking e-man Uh, I I just love the skeletal. I think he's great I would love to have Yeah, he's a good lad. Um Though like my I don't know my perception of he-man. It's just like yes chill It's just fantasy show with big strong guy and they called him he-man because I mean Yeah, across quite a way that he's just yeah, he's just Big old muscly dude with a sword and he's gonna beat you up Well be a bad guy And then I saw that clip or one of many clips The kind of thing they do in that show where it's like honesty is great This is sort of stuff like that We just like oh good old-fashioned values. You'll probably get out of watching a show like that It's like lying doesn't help lying doesn't pay Something like that. You mean toxic western capitalist propaganda Well these days you gotta be more interested in that you gotta be like lying doesn't pay Most of the time What except when it does Now I know knowing that's half the battle Yeah, that kind of thing and uh I guess um, so yeah, I'm like thumbs up to that and then I find out this is what I mean out of context So funny. It's like, you know that old Old ip they've made a new version and the main character has been completely fucking ruined if not just humiliated and murdered Someone else has taken over the whole show And like the creators of it are angry that the fans don't like it You're just like really Who could have foreseen this Could you maybe be more specific and you're like, oh, it's a beloved ip. You're like, yeah More specific. It's like it's from a while ago. Yeah, again, I'm It's called he man. It was culturally influential many fans like yeah, keep going So, um, yeah, I and so for that like I I don't need to be made upset About a thing that I didn't even know about In terms of its original thing like I don't know. There's just no reason for me to really get involved in that one That's like if rags was a huge fan of the original heman show I'd consider it and everything Like I'll be along for the ride. But if if none of us are like well, we'll probably leave it There will be no ride Because it was a surprise Can't hold when we had the lads on for the uh, the low keyfab that shad was like Look what they've done to my boy and we were like, oh, shit. You're like a he-man fan. He was like, yes We're like, oh no Because you know when you when you're not invested it's very easy to just be like well See you for the next thing they ruin But uh, you know, give it time they'll come for the there's no nobody who likes media escapes this It's gonna come for something you like Well, if you like it, then it's popular. They'll come for it Even the non-popular ones are, you know Oh, yeah, apparently, uh, bob, uh, uh Odin Kirk is uh, he's gonna be okay Good, that's what his brother said. Anyway, I think I assume since his last name is the same thing That's good news. Yeah Uh for those without context, you collapsed on set Yeah on set yesterday had to go to hospital um, oh and also in the news apparently, um Astronomers have seen the back of a black hole for the first time which proved that albert einstein was right about, uh, how black holes behave Good all albert. They they they walked the fabric of their nade um So, yeah, it proved apparently that proves the general the theory of general relativity, correct I always say we could rely on that albert Yeah, he had a lot of um He had a lot of good ideas. Yeah Yeah, apparently this is a direct observation that like Because there was no way to observe it until now That's cool Good job albie you get a thumbs up from me a person who's not as smart as you and not as important Whose opinion doesn't matter on this subject. Yeah, I think I think he appreciated the everyman. You know, he he was he probably did I know a lot of the time when I see the back of someone. I know it's generally my relative I don't want to think about that Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that's uh Just gonna leave that one here and people think of that with Uh rags gringo mola should do a co-op of divinity 2 How many of us? They said rags ringing me I guess Rags ringing it. Oh, it's three. Um Maybe sometime. I don't know it takes. Um, I don't know All right, then There's a I I found a bunch of like co-op horror games on steam That would probably be really good for um e-fap games at some point some of them look very silly and Like fun and he has to do tasks in a house and there's a spooky ghost and stuff like that We can do some of those and we also have that one, uh Phasmophobia, is that what the one you had earlier? Yeah, we never got around to that. I assume it's only getting better with time Yeah, I assume so too. So but that and that's always an option for us to uh to do as well Okay, legoman. I need you to stay on the platform Okay, no I don't Still I'm still annoyed. They didn't let me do it that way. Okay Choice I deserve more of it in my video games Why they'll be very upset. There's the key. I need a I free long man mr. Metal and I guess high rags Hello Hello Um, are any of you familiar with the foundation series by isaac as a marvel and its upcoming adaptation on itunes? If so any thoughts Uh, yes, I am familiar with the foundation Series there's quite a bit of them. I read the first like two or three But if I adaptation I like like a like a show That would be a very interesting show to make and I would be Because it's not a It's not the usual story you get because of its scale and the the time jumps that occur often uh I'm not saying you can't do it but I feel like It if it's a show it would it would work far better as a show than as a movie Because it covers such a broad swath of different events and time periods But I just don't have faith in anyone who makes media now just in general To take something like the foundation series and turn it into a show that So it says they're combining a ton of stories together to make one story That's that's like basically what the foundation books are essentially Uh Starts off with harry selden and You know it sets up the rest of the stories of the novels and the scale of the empire of humanity And the wars that result uh, you know that come from that and um The I forget his name, but the guy who created a religion that was based around basically trade and being a merchant And all kinds of interesting sorts of stuff and he says I I don't know that's all that's a lot of shit To adapt there's a lot of characters and there's a lot of stories and content in there that that And I don't know good luck, but I don't know if you're going to be able to do it In fact, I I'm almost certain you won't be able to All right. Yeah, I don't know anything about it um Why ifap is wrong about pokemon a measured response and why rags is objectively the big gay smug ross also high rags Oh my goodness. Hello Also long land stream bioshock 2, please Perhaps I've heard a lot of people warn me that Remaster like broken as fuck Need to give it a give it a local play before streaming it to see if If the the concerns are uh, well realized Don't know Mutually, please play sakuro and stream slash record um Maybe maybe at some point I am not averse to the idea. I will say I hope for the best for june. I was a huge fan of frank Herbert's books, but I'm afraid it's doomed Oh, I guess they mean dude Is is frank Herbert the one who wrote dune Yes That's kind of a another one in difference in pronunciation dune versus dune You know What's that The pronunciation of of that new sci-fi movies come out. You could go with dune or dune Or june or june june. Yeah, june and dune. I guess that's why they said Yeah Mute look at the mood up there the mood. I guess it would have to be dude, right? If they were like the strictly correct dune dune I'm trying to think of what I actually say now because so many of them have been said I'm starting to wonder what I even say. I think I say dude. I think I say dune Yeah, yeah, you should or else you're a you're a dune Whoa, it was saying june really, but yeah most Australians would say june They're they should know that why wouldn't they know that dune? What's that sir Meal. Oh, it's just there are people in chat who are saying like that. I'm saying they should know that Like the that's how it would be done. Yeah June Yep tower june Wow Yeah, don't be saying her name anymore No, she is out of here. She's kind of ended up with her own tv show, but uh Oh, okay. Yeah, twitter. Uh, Twitter has its ways She'll earn a doubloon Nice Wait, what is what is wyr fan for? Oh Like it's in capitals. I assume to stand at this would you rather? Oh, that's it. Yeah So would you rather be stranded in the middle of the ocean or a hot desert? In the ocean you wear a vest in the desert. You have one bottle of water I feel like I'm dead both ways Why won't the ocean desert or Um easily desert not even close What's what's well before you um give your reasoning rise the only thing I'd have to say about this is I assume I'm dead in both and then in my mind goes to which death would I prefer or drowning Feel like drowning is going to be superior I'm not sure I don't know Drowning is like one of the worst ways. I don't know if did you have different logic racks? So I'm I'm definitely not going with uh, you die either way Um, the reason I'm picking desert is because I think it's far more survivable Um, and I don't think you will drown in the ocean unless you choose to in that sense But in in the ocean if you if we're talking in the middle of the ocean you will not be found That's true. But if you were in the middle of the Sahara Your chances are pretty slim with the bottle of water. It's slim And I'm very slim troll. It is. Yeah. Um, it's definitely slim But I feel with a bottle of water, it's not much But at least I feel like you have more agency and more ability to Uh help yourself You can tell what directions with this point that you don't just in denial of your own death Like you just kind of in denial. I think no. No, no, no, no Part so part of survival a positive mental attitude and a willingness to go on is a huge But no, like I'm dead serious. I know you are In the middle of the Sahara a few points make as somebody has said Wait, you don't drown unless you choose to question mark. That's a good question mark because no, no, no, no If you haven't like this Oh, it is life vest. You have a like wait. Was that the parameter that you had a life vest? Yeah Yeah, was oh, oh, okay. Okay. Um, yeah, then you you won't um Yeah, you'll be okay for a while with a life vest Yeah, so sure if we're avoiding death as best possible then dehydration is probably the way you die in both scenarios Um, yes, yeah, probably but you have the option in the ocean to just drown yourself, obviously To put your head under the water and just or take off your vest and just end it You know, I think that's a fucking fair option if you really if you're facing down dehydration Hmm. Yeah um I don't know. It's the problem is when I think about because I've accepted in both scenarios that I'm dead So I'm choosing between dehydration or drowning and I don't know which one's worse Yeah, and to clarify the reason I'm laughing at the whole positive attitude thing. It's just like, uh You could say that about like every scenario ever that would be helpful to have a positive attitude. I just um It's I don't think a positive attitude is gonna help you Yeah, well, like if I'm ejected into the vacuum of space like make sure you have a positive survival attitude In that sense, but if you are in a desert, then you have time to formulate a plan you have I have time to formulate a plan in the water You can but I think you are you're far more limited with what you can actually do Um, I don't know. I feel like stuck in the middle of the water or stuck in the middle of a fucking desert It's like neither of them grant me much autonomy in any meaningful sense I think if you were in a desert, I'm curious. What would there are things to eat? There is stuff to that you can do Things there is a direction. What desert? What desert? We need to make the parameters clear because it depends on what's desert We picked what my choice would be if you're like the middle of the goby desert It's like well, that's a bit different But the middle of the Sahara it's like, I don't know maybe just drop me in the water I don't know if I want to deal with that I'll def I'll I will definitely take my chances in a desert Trying to survive hoping that someone spots me Which desert because that is an important thing Well, so let's just I'll make the parameters you're in the middle of just it's just sand There's nothing else. It's just sand everywhere. Yeah, but how far is the next nearest city? Well, so I'm assuming the spirit of the question involves the we ain't getting out of well Maybe that ruins the question Well, I guess the problem is like couldn't you just say like where's the nearest ship? Ask which why would you rather die? Which way? Honestly, that's where I've skipped to because I figured that that's what we're talking about but well sure But I guess um if we would have say like the middle of the pacific ocean because it's the biggest ocean in the world It's like the middle we put your smack bang in the middle Versus the middle of the Sahara it's like even that's kind of unfair because the Sahara just isn't as big Um, I think that's yeah, I think that's one of the things that influences the answer Well, well, but The the Sahara is meaningfully big enough that if you're putting the middle of it. You're fucked You're you're done like there's nothing nearby It's empty. Well, I don't I don't know what the routes through the Sahara are. There are not many routes through the Sahara There are like three roads that run through it and if you pull up google maps You can see that there's a big chunk in the middle that's got no roads at all There's just no roads. There are three roads Um or four there are four one through Egypt Um a couple out of Algeria and one through Mauritania and that's it. That's all you got um See, I guess at that point you are just choosing how to die and that's like what I rather Like die of uh dehydration or drown I'm not a fan of this choice by any measure, but I think I would have to convince myself to drown myself because that's going to be the quickest one Ah, I don't know though drowning really I don't I don't I don't know I don't know just cooking under the sun for and that's in both scenarios But I feel like that might even kill you quicker. Like you'll be dead in a couple of days How is that quicker? Well, I guess the problem is what does it mean to let yourself drown? How wouldn't you let yourself get around once you start on a scenario where you can't Save yourself. Yeah, so you'd like hold your breath go as deep as possible then let go so that even if you decide Mid drown that I'm not going to do this. You can't not do it. You're done depends on how far down you can swim in that time though, doesn't it if you if you exhale and just go down as far as you can Then I think that's being very likely could could drown. I guess the problem is I don't Man, I don't I just really don't like the idea of drowning. Um, take my chances in the desert I'm going to take my chances. So it doesn't take three days to drown. It's like that's why I wanted for you to just explain What he bet I don't because I know it doesn't take three days to drown I guess my question is does the overall the longer death of just being thirsty? Is that preferable to be incredibly? I feel like dehydration is hell, isn't it? Like I don't know the isn't it like horrible? I guess my question is if I pass out like at some point Surely that's preferable to like being conscious while I have water filling my lungs I don't know like I just I'm not sure death it like you're right. You you'll die quicker by drowning, but I'm not sure that it's quicker and better, you know Like it seems like a really grizzly way to go as far as I know when you get like severe headaches and then just Um, you'll get like hallucinations and you'll be dry everywhere in terms of like you'll start cracking skin I would have to google it. I don't know what all of the things are for dehydration But I assume that all of it is longer like significantly Um, okay. I mean people are saying that dehydration is like really terrible and I know it is I guess the problem is drowning has always come across to me as like one of the scariest ways to go um Yeah, only only beaten out by like radiation poisoning um, I don't know. I'm not sure Well, if we're including all deaths, I feel like it's going to be beaten up by a lot Like for example being torn apart by a bear. I'd rather drown um Hmm, I'm not sure about that even What do you reckon rags? I think I'd rather possible. That's the thing the bear can make you go into shock or something Um, or just flat out knock you out. Yeah, that's my heart the bear thing. I don't know I think it's more of a gamble. I don't know if I want to risk the bit chewing on my legs first or something um I just I feel like we can't on the cell how like how bad drowning is, you know like I don't think it's undersold when it's compared to a bear tearing you apart I feel like with the bear that I think there's a gamble to it There's a risk of how the bear like instantly bites your throat and you just die Then you're okay. Yeah. Yeah, or if he swipes you so hard Like it knocks you out from just the blunt force of it That that would be the the help. Yeah So I just I I don't know about the that's a tough one. I'm not sure with the bear I think I would just go drowning because I want to I take the tiger for sure I feel oh man, I don't know just drowning So instead of risk drowning over getting eaten by an animal just out of spite out of spite I will not be your meal Um, oh this thing shoots. No, that's helpful. Okay Maybe I am just overestimating The I think freeing is afraid of water. I actually like just no like I just I actually pretty good swimmer It's it's literally just the aspect of drowning that I I find a bit Like oh, I don't mean to spoil. I don't know if this is spoiler But just in prestige where he's like he describes as going home and at the end he says no It's like the worst agony ever experienced something like that I'm pretty sure that like let's let's look that up worst ways to die because drowning is definitely going to be on there Who's the pleasant conversation? If everyone I like how we could have just totally gone back and Frank is like, let's google the worst ways Well, well, you know what look here's a list. Um, the first one is falling to your death, which I'm not sure that I agree with that I don't agree with that at all. I was about to see it We probably want to take falling over drowning and dehydration depending on how Depending on how high like that's like Safe for shooting yourself in the head. It's like one of the yeah Maybe one of the best ways to go if you're on your head. Yeah, number number two death by cassowary bird Really? What the fuck? Yeah, the bird. Yeah, so Oh, wow, so Well, wait, wait, wait, it's great. There is the grizzly details. This list seems inefficient because like Already out of it like man, shouldn't the gimpy gimpy plant be on me? Well, it might be so number three is heat stroke. Um, would somebody describe that heat stroke you probably died before you died of um Oh, okay, dehydration But but they're describing that heat stroke is really bad. Um Like really really bad um Apparently your your body cooks itself from within because your metabolism speeds up Oh, um, and then the next one is molded by bears Uh, so that's definitely on the list The next one is drowning I feel I feel vindicated by this random list Well, do you feel vindicated because The it says that it would Because I put bears above, um Uh Which one did I put bears above? It's just it says the 10 worst ways. There was no rank It's just the 10 So we need oh, they're not ordered. Okay. No, that's uh, and so it says that with drowning They have it by seconds so up to 12. So apparently the average human can hold their breath for 90 seconds before breaking out um So It seems like it actually takes way longer than you think you lose consciousness at one. Oh If you lose consciousness at one minute and 23 seconds huh Because it takes you a lot longer to die and then that but if you lose consciousness at one minute 29 seconds Well, some people in chat were saying that that's part of a plus about drowning is that The death isn't fully experienced death. Yeah The next one is poisoned by a blue ring doctor post. So that's an australian animal um Allegedly apparently it yeah, so you become paralyzed and then That's fixier if you don't get treated Um, the next one is poisoned by a sea snail um The one after that is stung to death by bees um But but for that you need 500 to 1200 stings The fucking hell what if I what if they flew into your nose and stung your brain? Stung your brain to death Yeah, I don't know what it would mean to have a bee stinging your brain. I wonder what that would do I guess it depends on where you were hit So here's the interesting one one of them here is death by pine cones The idea being that if a pine cone falls on your head, it'll kill you But I don't know that that's awful. It seems like you're very strange list Um, and then the next one is killed by beaver death by pine cone So apparently this is what it says You're swimming back to shore when searing pain courses up from your ankle to your thigh Your right leg dangles uselessly as you flail helplessly in the shallow water Flawing your way through a slimy growth of algae you manage to um Limp onto the beach as you drag yourself from the water You see a thick ribbon of red trailing back into the pond Bloodstreams from your lower leg as you dial 911 with shaky fingers on the cell phone among your belongings You'll never see the um the aquatic culprit a fiercely territorial rodent with powerful jaws capable of felling a three foot wide tree By the time the medics arrive on scene you bled to death from a severed artery Amdude The idea being that apparently a beaver could just sever an artery, but I feel like you could say that about a lot animals Yeah, that's a gamble again, I guess as opposed to specifically a beaver the worst way to die according to scientists Um Hmm, I always feel like radiation poisoning would have to be number one, right? You're basically That would have to be the problem about I think the issue that comes along with getting killed by a beaver is that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't Yeah, these puns out of this world I feel like radiation poisoning is the really bad like that's the yeah, that is that sounds like Like that sounds like one of the worst I'll take anything else, you know That's the one we you would consider killing yourself. I think if you knew oh, yeah I I think I think if I knew that it was going to be that bad It's like without question. Just give me the shotgun right now. Just end it like I'm not I'm not doing this Well, so has this done anything for our question of dehydration I think I would rather drown. Um, give me the desert right up to death. I'm gonna Well, wait, but I'm going to try to survive out of curiosity for what you'd prefer to die of Rather than what you prefer to attempt to survive dehydration or Drowning. Yeah drowning probably drowning Yeah, I'll take drowning That means yeah, you just you really are hopeful you can get something done in that desert Absolutely. I am I I I really am I think that I think I am I I am I take it as pretty as practically a guarantee that I will die if I'm dropped in the middle of the ocean But I think if I'm dropped in a desert, I will have a higher chance of being able to survive Um find human contact in some way Uh the resources I think I'll be able to at least form a plan Have more agency over my surroundings and myself and I will take my chances with that and I will try to survive Fair enough We're gonna just so damn argumentative I would you welcome to efab? Yeah, would you prefer that we're not how are you gonna are you gonna say no, I'm not Yeah, that's what you're saying. Um, no, I am I am I am that Um, I think it's you know that's wild. Uh, well there you go Rags disagrees with you Well, I disagree with that. I don't No, I don't oh boy Oh girl Uh, no Destroy all media as in movies games books tv. You keep your memories of it or be Keep the old media, but you can't create any new media I'm not gonna limit Uh the production of new media I feel like we have to go with Creating new media because at least we can still recreate the from memory that old stuff or at least I don't know like it's an infinite world when we can create new media It's not when we can't humans will go on for a long Long time and they will create so much media. I'm I'm not gonna deprive future generations of being able to create things Well, and so robots come along and take it over. I love I don't want to We need the new stuff too Robots probably are gonna start writing stories Yeah, I just worry that they'll be really good This is not what not even gonna be a discussion There are lots of like lian needs to make sense Yeah, seems like that's kind of far away compared to other stuff that robots will replace us with but um Yeah, like robots will eventually probably become really good storytellers them, um Excluding the spirit of the question there could be repercussions to this the Make the make the answer a little bit more complicated in terms of when you include every book like Now we're gonna be losing a lot of things that are really fundamental and foundational uh, but I maybe that's the more interesting part of the question to figure out just how much We would lose if we lost They'll be rediscovered. I feel well does Does that include all digital copies of all? things that were Like how I just to clarify right like we're not are we losing like Like informative stuff or is it just storytelling? And I say I assume we're talking about fiction Mathematic books or whatever history. What about narratives on like non-fictional things? So like what about documentaries? Oh, I mean So we we kind of kind of a spectrum here We could have like fiction stories that are based on real events and then we could have just non-fiction But presented in a way that is like a story and then just pure non-fiction like history Uh, I I think we should For this I think we should draw the line at if it's not a an accurate as possible documentary Style kind of thing Yeah, then then it goes but documentaries like in the sake of for historical purposes. I feel like that Does something is not so like what about planet earth? Not the fucking planet the actual documentary Yeah, by the way, so like that is Documentation that is very objective, but at the same time it's it's it's a story. It's very entertaining And yeah, it's story driven in in a sense like the animals the characters That or we're gonna have to we got a lot of work that we need to do to like reestablish Which is more than possible It's just I'm just curious because I imagine the person who makes this question Probably wants to include a lot of stuff like that to make it harder Because I would draw the line between like the knowledge that is more science based and observational, um and And and that line to where we talk about like cultural narratives Myths legends. Yeah fictions Like do we lose the uh the greek gods do we lose Would all podcasts be erased not that that's a huge deal. I just like that's that'll be a yes, right? Here let I would I say for the for the greek gods thing. Maybe it would we would know of them um like in a historical sense, but I don't know would we we would know the stories about them. We would just know well that They were god. Well, they said we maintain all memories as much as you remember You get to keep right Yeah, I feel like if we keep the memories then definitely that easily sprays it into allowing Yeah, you can definitely rebuild them. It's just it's just a matter of like Time. Yeah. Yeah I think we all know the answer is we have like the world in which we cannot create new media as a fucking nightmare Like that's yeah um We just need to if we didn't remember all the old stuff we lost. I'd still Keep my decision uh to allow new media to be created With enough time we could probably recreate a lot of that on a fundamental level Even if I have a whole lot faster If the question was like we delete all old media and our memory of it Um, I still it's so hard to take away the whole no new media Like like I don't know what you'd have to threaten to make me say, okay. No more new media I think it would just be a matter of time until we get the odyssey again and bup and helen obturion and um and like uh Gilgamesh and Paradox loss and all that like I feel like Everyone's just creating and Yeah, yeah It'll be a story that comes along with people like I fucking love that one. They share it and then boom Yeah But um like for anybody who's out there being like this is easy I don't want to lose because I've seen people say like I wouldn't want to lose the bible and I'm like You really think like a will with this new bible Well, I'm just saying like do they really want to live in a will but there's nothing new in terms of media Which by the way is quite a large umbrella like think about what? You wouldn't be able to listen to us Yeah I am I I think of it in the sense of But it's almost like How could I impose that on everybody who will ever live? That's another like it's not even not it. Yeah, like I I can't I can't see myself being putting myself in a position where I say Nobody no other human can ever create any media That is a freedom and a part of yourself that I am robbing from you Whichever choice you go with you're probably gonna want to Fucking hide in the woods because you're gonna have a lot of people who despise you Yeah, no matter long I don't think I could do that. Yeah I'm not even sure You know like Of all the people I know I'm not even sure that they would 100% I think they would eventually go with The latter choice, but I think some people would really find this one difficult to be like, oh, I don't want to lose my you know a name a bunch of things I could see it being hard for people, but at the same time it's like Yeah, for me. It's for me. It's pretty easy. Um Yes, I feel like The repercussions of the latter the repercussions of no media to me. It's just so huge that like I'm not sure what means anymore after that point, you know, like I think I I don't like it. Oh Yeah, can I make youtube videos? No Can I cast no can I make a new piece of music? No, no new music Someone said what if um, what if it was a repeating process that if every year all the past years Media is deleted. I still think every year it hit reset um We have to make a repercussion that's as significant as never being able to create new media like that's yeah I feel like that fund that just changes what humans are Yeah In a way and I just even if it reset every year. I just I think I can't Take that away from humans Yeah, West storytellers. That's what just storytellers naturally and it's like, yeah, we can rely on the old ones I'm just like that's not like that Never to innovate again On media like to hell Yeah, our ability to create like that is just not it's not something I could take It's not something I could take no, I'm not sure that I want it I don't think I would want to live in that world And at least by saying I've erased all the stuff that came before At least they made it and at least it impacted people for hundreds if not thousands of years It did have an effect. It did get us here in some way by erasing it. It doesn't render it useless and it didn't render it, you know Uh, it didn't take away its utility and it's it's drive on the people who experience them. I'm not robbing anybody of that um So I think it is less impactful as as sad as it would be But we need to have a national day of of memorial for all those lost stories for sure. I'd want it to be a national holiday A white holiday actually just the day where you know, if you just the play the yeah sad music for all the lost for you I I'm I kind of joke, but I also kind of mean that No, I I think that's I think that's a day of uh, yeah, uh, like just human cultural Man like probably should have a day that it's just dedicated to like a celebration of uh of stories Because it's such a foundational part of humanity I like that. It's nice They're making a pg-13 predator movie shake my head Yeah, I heard about my Well, like, um I mean you could I guess here's the hyper heart take, okay The rating's not gonna be the problem Yep Like I feel you I mean you could what is it? I mean, is it just the presence of the predator that makes it pg-13 or higher like I don't I probably wouldn't say so That depends what what aspect of the universe do they explore? What do the characters actually do? Um, yeah, because as as you were talking about earlier a lot of the violence in the films We watched this very much off-screen you could do that with predator and if someone said like man Excellent uh storyline, but I just I wasn't seeing enough blood. I'd be like, I mean That's gonna be a fucking small flaw compared to it's a horribly written fucking experience, right? What I'm saying is don't worry. It'll just be terrible anyway. Like The shame blacks was R rated and it was fucking terrible Yep I think because I find myself doing the same thing where I'm like fucking new terminator isn't R rated lame And it's like I mean t2 wasn't R rated. It's like Hmm Yeah, it makes me just ask why they would tone it down when that's just clearly not necessary You know, why why would you choose to not why would you break with? You know the kind of predator vibes that we've we've had So like when I found out logan was gonna be all right I was like this is gonna be cool because Wolverine just gets to be wolverine as he would be if he existed instead of us having to watch him stab and Rip people apart, but we don't we see utmost smoke come out of them Because they're trying to have some kind of effect and he's like, yeah, and but to me I'm just like that's fine Like if the story's good I can put up with wolverine hitting people and then you know Water spills out of them because they're in some kind of water place and it just looks cooler If you do what movie am I thinking of where he's slashing people and water is going in different places Does he kill anybody when there's water? Oh They do that a lot in movies sometimes like with a samurai person slicing people but they're in raining They make the blood splatter just water because it looks suitable and then also cool, but also matches All I remember is There were scenes where he just stabbed people and nothing would come out. It was just Yeah, that's that's typically what would happen in like x1 and 2 I think and 3 Yeah, so we need Todd so we need Todd was uh Violent from what I remember or at least a lot of blood if we're talking about the musical version with uh john old depp john old depp genodaled I go Junie Junie do You mean actual water. Yeah, like like so it's raining and they're slashing each other But they like oftentimes like they'll making wise they'll make some of the splatters just water so that it Feels a little bit more like something's happening, but at the same time they don't they can get away with Another thing that they do is obviously like when they slash apart aliens or robots Like sensors are like as long as it's not red. It's fine with me Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's uh, yeah If it's not when when optimus pulls out fucking Evil decepticon man megatron's head um You see sparks like fucking studs probably nuts bolts and then there's like a red squirt of oil Red and black. I think it is and it's just like they are really trying to get the blood in there, but they're not allowed Even though that one to me is just weird because it's like, why would they have red oil? I'm pretty sure i'm not making this up if you look at when he pulls it out It's like there's black, but then there's also bits of red Transformers Uh when optimus rips off megatron's head and it's in the third one. Oh Yeah, yeah, I remember I remember that let me Because I was watching on a train and I remember repeating that scene so I was just like was that blood Did he just get blood out of megatron's head? That was uh, oh, he's got like a lot of it's it's blue. The oil is blue Blue is it like is it black and color? Oh, no, you're right. There is like you're right. There is oil that comes out There's there's blue, but there's also like red and black oil Yeah, I just remember being really confused when I saw it so I was like what's going on in there And I assume it's just to look a little cooler than just having black I guess so, yeah Hydrofluid is red I mean, there's gotta be fluids that you could justify it with but Like let's be honest here. They're not doing there's no What would a decepticon look like when tearing it open because they're just fantasy creatures So like you can make it whatever you want and if you're gonna go further than black oil Which is the obvious then you're probably trying to do something These machines are so over designed and over complicated in the old ones I just realized like they look real But there's something that's lost in the the design I think I always felt bad because it just looks like so much effort went in and they just look so busy and it's like Yeah Hardly make out your tape You know like the some just seem to blend together in a weird way because they're they're so complex Like you don't want an image is loud. That's what a that's what a true former is I just want to cover your look at one except um I remember like the the clips I saw for that movie bumblebee It like it looked like it was adhering more to the style of the cartoon and it's just much simpler designs But the design comes through more clearly. Yeah, because it's so complicated Like megatron and optimus prime in this scene It's like it's so complicated And it's like that's a lot of work and that's that's worth commending but I never like that scene by the way I'm not um a transformers person, but it's just like Yeah, it feels weird watching um megatron be like there. We did it. We beat other boss Now like let's let's be chill. Oh, I can't remember what he says, but optimus is just like now. Fuck you I'm killing you too. I was like, oh damn. Okay I wouldn't want to make a claim that optimus shouldn't kill or anything, but I just remember feeling weird about it Yeah, well these movies suck anyway. Wow, there's so many transformers fans in chat. They're pissed now Are there I feel like all the transformers fans would like hate these Well, they're either gonna hate these films like I imagine transformers is is cooler than like the movies ever were God, they made so much money. They made so much money. Yes, they did Pretty sure that Made like a million dollars. Yeah Bumblebee Just scurrying me all the time Everybody was so orange in those films to it really it was weird Transformers event movies are when that's that's always been a thing and it one day that would be a thing Yeah, we can watch the movie that was written in six weeks during the writers guild strike And it's probably better than Loki It probably is yeah Not well I don't want to give because I remember like those movies were like The first one I remember being the most coherent of them all um And then after that they become like complete bullshit Yeah, and the fish was probably still like bad or whatever, but I'd imagine it's probably like a four bad. I'm imagining. Yeah And like a four, you know, that's that's something Bumblebee stopped lubricating the man. It's like what the fuck am I watching? Bumblebee pissed on him Yeah, that was funny, wasn't it? Yeah Um free sometimes you are unnecessarily overbearingly argumentative damn Oh I that must mean from a while ago I don't know. I feel like you could apply that to all of us if you're not in the vibe Like no, it's just me specifically No, I guess what I'm saying is like, yeah, I could see how someone could think that about you But also me but also rags, but also fucking anybody who comes on this show anybody. Yeah Um, just never fear. We are basically constantly in a mode of Looking to not only challenge concepts, but also have our ideas challenged that we also it's it's banter Yeah, it's banter like it's fun Like rags is not going to be leaving the stream like fuck man. Friggin. What a fucking asshole. Like you could just let me say my thing about Drouting versus I said before a lot of people just don't know this but we spend a lot of time Doing different things outside of streams Yes, we don't have a business only relationship or anything We're contractually obligated to say that That's right, if not the long will show up at night like when you go on a sleep Could you imagine waking up and seeing those eyes staring at you in the dark? Feels like a video game already. I can see that the long man Coming for you. I mean If ever wanted to make a long man game, I just be like I gotta make sure I don't copy slender man too much All right. Well, I was about to literally say what happens is there's like blurring and when he catches you He's like what the fuck? Oh, like, you know, and then you're dead And that's it when you're moving through the forest. You just hear like This in the background. Yeah. Yeah. Oh god I didn't write this mister. No one did this is my fault. Oh my god Yeah, like that's the story. You need to write a script and oh, yeah Pages, you know, yeah the pages you don't you collect blank pages. You have to write a good story on them At otherwise you get very mad and get chased and like the more pages you add the less coherent the story becomes There's another game mode of you collect plot holes and you have to make Reasoning that makes it so the not plot holes. You're like, and if you don't then you're dead. Yeah It's like an arcade mode Boss rush it's like fixed tlj within half an hour. You're like, oh, fuck Yeah Oh no And we would say holy There's a New footage of halo infinite is out. I'm just watching really it. Look. Yeah, they they I think they've got like a Single player multiplayer multiplayer multiplayer footage It looks fun. Um, it looks like halo 5 when you actually see it like getting played or at least there are parts of it that look like halo 5 but Less mobility. Um, I don't know. I'm not I still don't know how I feel about having very clearly marked weapon spawn locations um I was I was like the idea of like just remember where the weapon spawn like when you play the game just remember where they are Instead of signaling them and having a countdown or something, but It's pretty minor. It looks fun. It looks fun We have to see There's crossed Greeny, did you p.m. Did you all p.m. Finally do the doodoo and his pants in mcdonald's in 1997 um I'm not sure if that's even still being confirmed, but I like the idea. I find it hilarious that he shit his pants in inged mac is I like that we need to know the answer to that Well, it's a thing that's got around that. Um, he shit his pants in a mcdonald's Like a long time ago. How does that all of a sudden get discovered? I'm not sure like But I the problem is when when you tell me that i'm like I can believe it like he looks like the kind of guy who would Shit his pants in mcdonald's Okay He does he really does look like that kind of guy like I don't see bob hawk doing that Even I don't even know if mcdonald's like was around before he was I guess it would have been but like I don't yeah, I don't see that with like Malcolm turnbull or something, but scott morrison. Hell yeah, I can see that happening Um describe that look just look up scott morrison on on google images See his poo. Are we I stand with And oh, yeah I don't think you you'd find his poo on google the the well, maybe you would You you would on pugal you would pugal. Yeah Just have safe search on you'll be Um, but yeah, so someone wanted you to know they stand with your ups man Okay, thank you. I I'll pass that along. Uh, he needs all the support he can on those long long trips to australian and back Uh, free i thought you didn't go to australia because it doesn't exist That's right as australian we're seeing some holes in your logic here, but no No, they're holes in your logic continue. Nope. Those australian quotes Yep Bring you why are you denying the lived experience of the us ups man? I'm not denying the lived experience of any ups man. Um, but it's hard. I can't deny the lived experience of a non-existent person Wow So he does not deny his existence and his experiences. All right Bringing australia is a lie. The masses must be told the truth. It's a global conspiracy Where yeah, where did that guy really shit his pants into mcdonald's? Mm-hmm It is one of the greatest mysteries of all time Um, figuring out whether or not he actually did the eighth wonder of the world whether he shot himself Whether the prime minister of australia crapped his pants in 1997 mcdonald's Just thinking about that Um, oh boy, I rags the long man and the german. Oh Oh, hey Hello, the person you didn't say hi to was you fringy? Oh Oh It's okay Uh, did you need to watch netswicks sam ramy trilogy video his points poop on cosmonaut? I'd be surprised if you can dispute his points um Why did he say that the trilogy is really good? Well, didn't we cover cosmonaut's sam ramy video and say it was shit? Yeah, i'm sure someone who's made like a video on it's probably done a pretty good job too. Yeah Um, I guess someone wants to see that there's a channel called netswicks who's uh covered cosmonaut again like Well, it's funny because like with mad vicar and high top. I'm just like you understand Anybody out there who's thinking of starting like a channel stuff You could easily start with just responding to some of these fucking reviews because they they get everything fucking wrong It's just like you can cite the source and just be like there you go Especially with high top and the uh wonder woman doesn't punch people to solve their problems part that was Just setting yourself up for failure. I know we talked about it in the actual stream I just find it infinitely funny that southpaw Put that against footage of wonder woman and high top was like, I didn't make this edit somebody is uh Fucking with my stuff Because it's like it it looks like it was constructed To make a point the wonder woman's been assassinated in the snider cut or something like that the power of I was gonna say Parody, but I don't know what it counts. What does it count as when you make someone's Sort of shit around to make the make a point. They didn't intend to that kind of criticizes themselves by accident I don't know if there's a weird for that just I find it amusing Argonne did it to a kilo obviously, right? Yeah, it's not I don't think it's parody it would be um Uh, uh, what would that be called? That higher I don't know if that's higher um 40 chest recontextualization possibly They use remixing remixing is probably close to what I'm mixing. Yeah It just it feels like it's some form of a format and and and it's it amuses me greatly All right, what do I do with this? Oh, I gotta put it up there. Fuck Editing turn about misrepresentation. No, it's not a misrepresentation. The point is to Make them fight themselves because they didn't even realize they've made those points sort of thing That akili obviously one is fascinating that um, especially from a law perspective. Do you know anything about it fringy? Uh, no doesn't mean you fell And this is this is for me watching. Um, I think it's viva free cover it. This is this is what I know happened The interesting part I'll get to mainly uh So sargon took a video someone made and he stitched it in an alternate, um, like, you know A timeline thing to make it so that she almost comments on herself without realizing it. I think that was it Okay, she changes the title of it Yeah, there's no concern that he's definitely transformed it. Um She copyright she dmca'd him. I think she was like you're stealing my content make money off it So, oh, I know about this. Yeah. Yeah, I remember I remember this whole thing Yeah, well the the part that I find the the best is like so She's made it clear her motive is to prevent him from stealing her content Then she goes on twitter and says she can't wait to prevent his children from being able to go to college or whatever Yeah, and that's fucking prejudice like I Man like you just destroyed your case Yeah, the lawyers used the fuck out of her twitter account and they Of course. Yeah Because it's you're not you're not doing this for legitimate reasons. You're you're doing it to harm somebody else Which is like that's not you can't do that. That's not what the court system is. That's not what it's That's not what it's there for So like she practically admitted she's abusing the system, but she didn't do it in courts. It's fine, right? Yeah, because you know, it's not like any evidence anything that you do and say can be used against you It's not like that's the first thing they tell you Pretty much doesn't know how that ended by the way. He eventually uh, he won that case Then he sued one and the cost and he won that as well. Yeah, so she had to pay for all of it And so she's basic man I'm surprised there wasn't more coverage on that because it's quite a precedent That is a huge self-own. Um in terms of just bad decision. Yeah Why would uh man covered as much because he won you think it could be that one Is arlie they would have covered the fuck out of it. Maybe I mean plenty of people hate sargon so I could see them not wanting to cover that She was really salty about the loss. Well, if I was her, I would be too. I'd be pretty salty. Yeah. Yeah Um, because that's a lot of money and yeah, because it was her like I don't I don't think it was it was self sabotage to an incredible degree. Yes Because first of all, all you had to do was not say all those terrible things But even if she had she probably still would like it's transformative. Yeah, it is Um, of course that doesn't necessarily mean he'd win because it's the core system Yeah, but but still like it's he's got a better shot than she has And that's before she said I'm abusing the court system Yeah, stupid um As A upsman I dislike australia. One of those spiders made it stateside. Hi rags Oh boy. Hi. It might well have. Yeah hits to ride in the ship Sir, I'm just I'm still thinking about that that did she so she said like she can't wait for sargon to not be able to like Take her as kids Yeah, she was bragging about how he wouldn't be able to um put them through college or whatever because he wouldn't have the money for it What is what is wrong with you? What is what the She I was gonna say you should look at coverage of it Some of the stuff she said on the twitter just makes it so it's impossible to be on her side Man like that horrible She she is a fucking horrible bitch How do you relish in the idea that you're destroying other people's lives? She's a bad person Yeah, I mean Yeah, there's not much you can't get around that one Holy crap He's just vindictive and cruel and that's cruel Yeah, it's very cool I mean because I remember I was in the asda and I was just watching coverage of it I had no fucking clue it had gone this far. She's why You know just yeah, it's really bad We we it feels like we're in a post forgiveness world sometimes Like it feels like we're getting worse on that aspect, doesn't it? I feel like we're getting worse I absolutely think we're getting worse. Um, I don't know. It just feels like we're not in a world where people can Forgive or change or redeem themselves Like if you do a miss if you do if you make a mistake once that's it. You're done piece of shit. Fuck you You don't get to the society anymore And I think that's the awkward part is like The people who get like absolutely over the coals on like social media They don't cease to exist after you've forgotten about them. Yeah, they still are alive. Oh, they're off twitter They're not part of society anymore, right? Well, oh, so what I mean is like the consequences of this like they end for you because it has nothing to do with you But like that person is still alive Like they still exist. They still need to find work. They still need to eat And be able to pay for food like It doesn't stop when you when you stop giving a shit um I don't know. It's just it's weird It's it's this weird inversion where it's like things that people did 10 years ago Like that's really bad, but I don't need to think about the future like the next 30 or 40 years of your life um Yeah, I don't know. I I like my redemption stories Yeah, and I mean that kind of came up with the hello game stuff Which is like we like to know that there's a pathway for people no matter what pretty much Yeah, and even with uh this keeler Hughes person. I'd be like Fuck me. I hope you've lived your lesson and you stopped doing this shit Yeah, like if we found out it seems like that isn't the case with her She's made her more angry and more vindictive and more Just upset and cruel What what good is what good is that for you at this point? You've lost and there's nothing you can do about it. So you have to move on really emotional Yeah, I guess it's just it's not helping you out. You know like you should just move on and oh god Look we're doing oh look Yeah, it is the same Oh, no, look at those ghosts. Oh look at his face melton Oh, look at him use soundtrack Don't look We did it This was some high tech stuff back in the day, you know, this was like the peak of animation in video games Such a great scene in the movie Yeah, man, I wouldn't mind doing I wonder if indiana jones could work free fat movies. It might do Just think up with the fifth one Well, if we started now that was gonna say even if we were to start out We probably wouldn't be in time because of just the backlog of editing this to be done. But uh, maybe Um UPS uniforms of brown fringy hates the brownies damn Jesus I don't know. Yeah, maybe maybe Sure sure australia is real just like the queen of england or the Loch Ness monster or canada hashtag. I stand with rags Man, you don't even think canada is real Is there just empty space up the north of the border? There's just nothing there No, I'm more I'm more inclined to believe in canada why Huh why why oh, I yes, I feel like canadians, you know I don't think they even have the capacity to lie about where they're from Oh, but australian stairs. Geez. Oh, absolutely. Yeah I I I I just feel like you australia is some made-up continent. That's in the middle of like what the the ocean that's around like Everything is in the middle of the ocean No one's no one's gonna go and no one's gonna go and check that but canada like it's a massive Like it's just an extension of north america. It's right there in the middle of the us No, they they wouldn't be able to get away with that. No too many people would be there It's like I don't want to ignore everything is in the middle of the ocean technically Max just has no response for that Yeah, in the middle of the ocean. Yeah, technically everything's in the middle of the ocean Yeah, you could say that Arkansas is not in the middle of the ocean No, yeah, it is the whole continent of north america is in the middle of an ocean Oh the the continent of north of does that include like south america being attached to it or wow south america technically Isn't attached to north america, right? Thanks to the I mean it's one it's one land mass that we put a dividing line and say this is north and south I suppose that's Yeah, like the whole land mass of north and south america Um, that the middle of the ocean Um, I guess that's what i'm saying. Is there any reason to say that that's not in the I mean it kind of is in the middle of the ocean the ocean is bigger than all of the The land so in a certain sense the land is the anomaly, right? And I guess I'm thinking I would say so if the majority of it is water the land is the exceptional part Well, which which point would be in the middle of it which point everything is well Oh when I say in the middle of it, I mean everything is in it like everything is in the the sea So does that mean that two? Uh different continents cannot simultaneously both be in the middle of it No, I all the continents are in the sea So like if you said afro eurasia if you treated that as one big land mass, it's it's in the sea It is because the sea surrounds it Now if the land is the land is all connected underneath So As part of the crust of the earth And there's more crust than there's more like crust and stuff than ocean So does that make the water the anomaly? Is the is them hold on is that? In the middle of the land How deep is the earth's crust? The earth's crust is between 50 to 70 kilometers All right Okay, yeah, so I guess there would be more crust than earth for sure But the thing is But when we talk about land, we're not talking about the crust or less not super We're talking about the the land that peaks above the above Disaparts above the ocean just like from a topographic these fucking dudes am I right? If you're at the bottom of the ocean, you wouldn't say I'm standing on land you like you're That's not what we call land the stuff at the bottom of the sea What if you were a deep sea diving penguin? If you're a deep sea diving penguin, you'll still return to the surface I don't know. I feel like the those are special penguins However, I feel like we're getting a little sidetracked. Um, what is the what about the moon? Is the moon in the middle of the ocean? Well, the moon well, I'm so glad you asked right because a lot of parts of the of the moon are referred to as seas Do you know that we we understand though that that's like metaphorical. It's not actually water I mean, I guess it depends right like our definition Is I know it's not water, but is that is that what is that what an ocean must be? Yeah The ocean also the sea or the ocean work or the world ocean is a body of salt water. Yeah So can can an ocean have multiple middle points? Um Well, I guess it's um No, right That can only have one middle point like if we divide only one continent can be in the middle of it Well, it depends. Are we talking about the So we are talking about the ocean because we're talking about all the oceans Yeah, yeah I use this the water in general because it all no at that point There is no middle point. There would be no middle point But you don't need to be at the middle point to be in the middle of something You just have to be within it and all of the continents are within the ocean As long as the land compromises Well, based on the shape of the oceans with the middle of the ocean Be still like a part of the ocean that doesn't have land in it if it's the middle of it I suppose it would be likely that it would be. Um Because more it's more likely that you'll land on the ocean than not Like in terms of, you know, if you if you drop the points on on the world map It's more likely than not to land in the ocean Again 71 of the earth's surface is water. So It's a good a lot of water. I feel like the I feel like the shape of the oceans Will determine whether or not land masses are in the middle of it The problem is that it's tough because we need to either divide by Well, the issue is that the way that we define oceans is based on where they are relative to the continents So like most oceans are between continents, but that's from one point of view The other point of view is that the the continents water, right? For that for this when we say ocean or oceans we're talking about just the whole all the water All the water on earth. Sure. So I think that the location of the land masses in the water Will play a big role in whether or not it's in the middle of it Because you could rearrange all of the land masses into one One land mass they would never do that. Of course, it's very silly, but if there was one one land mass I could say okay, so that land mass that one is only one of them. I can say that's in the middle of the ocean Because there's no like other because part of this has to do with the fact it's a sphere Right or an obelisk heroine So how do you have the middle? Because I see the middle is the core of a sphere the middle of earth is is the core. Yeah, so If we're talking about the middle of the oceans and we take that three dimensional shape And then transpose that onto a two-dimensional surface We'll get a bit of an odd shape like unpeeling an orange and flattening out on a table Problem is that we need to still define the point from which we peel it Which is basically the middle point of earth and so like on earth the way that we do it would be these the the universal waiter time Would no that would be if we were peeling it from the middle up like up and down as opposed to peeling it from like out left and right You know, so in is that we do it one way instead of the other that the problem is that if we if we peel it from The the middle out then the middle of the ocean would be either the Arctic Ocean or or The middle of Antarctica would be totally just one way. Thank you for letting me know that pan gaya was a thing I know how is that relevant to our discussion because I was because I was I said jokingly The absurdity of there being a single land mass and how that would never happen And just give a little chat like there was it's called being good. Remember. It's not a shum. It's a sum And similarly, it's not a discussion. It's a discussion Discussion we're not pan gaya I don't know. I I feel like I feel like I think most people say pan gia But for whatever reason my mind wants to say pan gaya because of the same way the words of it You know fringy is it's not fringy. It's fringy in the same sense pan pan gia. It's pan gia Is it I've only ever heard of pan gia Because the fringy rule of how to pronounce g's after an n is uh, is that because it says Pan gaya is disambiguation of Well, let's see. Let's I'm literally just looking for what is it commonly pronounced as rather than like I think it's I think it's more commonly pronounced as pan gia But I don't know if that's a cultural thing or if people have just If that's just something that caught on that wasn't originally the pronunciation Um Let's let's say pronunciation because it comes from pan for all or entire in gaya for land Or mother earth, right? So I guess my my mind goes to pan gaya the words that make it up words derived from According to google. It's pan gia okay That's but Well, well, hold on Yeah, pan gia How would you would you pronounce it the same way if you were greek? um I don't know. I'm not sure it comes from greek root. I don't know well if it but Right because it's gaya. So why would it be pan gia if it's based on gaya? I don't know. Maybe is I don't know if that is just like an eventual adulteration that's occurred Maybe true or it just caught on Yeah, like a shoe because Oh, like assume rather. Yeah, like assume because assume was the way that it was originally said Was it though? I don't know. I I'm not sure. I suppose we'll never know That's true. Maybe we might not Um, anyway, the the point is that all the consonants are in the middle of the ocean Well, I thought only one of them can be in the middle, right? And the other ones will be Like well, that's still now that we've established what the middle is They're all still in it. I guess the next question is where isn't the middle on earth of the ocean Yeah, it's like not all of the chocolate chips are in the middle of the cookie, right? Right. They are they are in the cookie though. They are in the cookie But okay, they can't all be in the middle like two of them can't unless they are Connected and they cover up that middle point Two chocolate chips cannot both be in the middle Okay, I mean, I'm maybe it was one of the top and the bottom But that's a product of the shape of the cookie. Well, you know, look I'm big enough that I can admit that I don't know where the middle is But I do know that they're all in it But someone smarter than me can probably tell you where the middle of uh The ocean is I'm I'm happy with keeping the phrase in the middle of the ocean is just a colloquially understood thing that you have a lot of water around you Yep Like all the consonants you shouldn't have conceded that rags because uh that pushes you back to you said Why wouldn't you care about believe australia? It was was real what it's in the middle of the ocean and then Yeah, well, I was thinking that's right. Here's that's I was using it in the code Is far away, right? It's far away from you It still actually works. It's far away from everyone because it's like a concept and it doesn't even exist But it it still works for me because even if one bridge in the middle of the ocean in a more literal sense That would this is remodeling if you forgot to blow off remodeling bridge And now the allies are rolling across that bridge to take down the rake That's this is remodeling bridge and you forgot to blow it off Probably in fact and nothing's changed at all I'm gonna scream at this guy Good nothing Why is this person invincible? I've done everything I threw a chair at him So jeez look at this with one punch one punch, man He's just being the show me this guy is the hardest dude in all of indiana jones trilogy Oh, we gotta throw around you gotta get the swords and throw to the gong See now if I remember the events of the film better I would have been able to intuit that but like that is so uninfucking Tuitive for a video game to defeat this man. You must collect the sword throw it at the two gongs What why oh come on you should have figured it out One fights. I don't see what's oh dude. Look at this This is where the lego games kick ass That's a neat touch This is the thing I I am due to watch the indiana jones trilogy. I haven't seen it in a long time at this point Yeah, I haven't seen it in a long time Been a few years Bringing up one punch like we don't know it's a manga slash anime. We just said you're like It's just an awesome show, okay Three two one two shots. I'm Joe something so something something probably offensive Well if I'm saying something it's okay No, just to not remember the lyrics but also claim you're a big fan. That's gonna upset people That's like when you say it's a laser sword. It's like a laser Do I just run this? Oh, okay They see me rolling um I've recently gotten a fully evolved objective reviewer brain not all media new media is bad The problem is often the great writing that goes unrewarded Um, that's definitely a problem That is certainly an issue I found great new content this year, but no one seems to care about them The l cid is like game of thrones season one and jamestown is blind mana levels of good character writing with a little successful praise Yeah, well, I mean, you know, I I think I've only ever heard of those briefly so If they are good then good But if I Black widow is in a parallel universe you can tell because kid natasha says she wants to stay in ohio Which isn't something a human would say Oh, that's that's fair enough pretty neat. Good catch. Well, I mean, oh, hi is probably not like worst place ever, right? Do you have to be in the worst place ever to not want to leave it? Don't want to leave it rather You want to leave it? Oh, no, but but to say that it's unbelievable that anybody would be like, ah, you know, I like it here in ohio I don't know. Maybe it is that unbelievable. I've never been there and there must be a good reason Why matter is dot dot dot okay. Stop it You'll be okay for you. You'll be okay. You can survive You saw argument is No, it's just like people hate things. All right Oh Don't worry one day we'll we'll cover black man and and we'll we'll explain in great detail why we think it's much better than just okay Maybe we'll convince a few people. Maybe we won't you know what that's the maybe there's the beauty right there um How do you guys say february? ah february We around here. We just say february that tends to be how it comes out. Yeah That's probably how it comes out for me, but i'm pretty sure correct is february, right? I mean i'm starting to wonder now Is they are silent typically because like I only ever really ever hear it february. Uh google Tell us the answers Yeah, february is correct. Really? I just don't hear people say that like ever because it's really tough February. Yeah, it just kind of tangles you a little bit Oh, one of them says february google Well, google's giving you two answers one is february and one is february. I'm outraged at google for giving you two answers Didn't never be that one on the wikipedia. It says it's either it's either and that most people drop the first r Right. Oh, let me look up the the etymology of it. Where did where did it come from? Uh History the roman month februaris was named after the lantern term februar which means purification So like the rua the the februar seems to be like a really important part of the origin Roman month februarius was named after the lantern february Which means purification. This is what I just read out No, so februum if there's two us you you pronounce them both in latin februum. Okay That sounds like some witchcraft shit to me It is Now I want to figure out the etymology of of like because I know that august was named after augustus and october was octavian I know where they didn't how they named come. There'll be an interesting origin for that Let's see september I thought it was skipping Let us begin the come adventure. Let's start with september. So don't take us do it Oh, wait. No, it wasn't oct. No, wait. I've screwed it up. So yeah, july was julius. That's right. Yeah Um and wasn't oct because it was eight. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fucking idiot. Oh stupid august was augustus julie julie julie julie A novem was nine, but november is the 11th month of the year Yeah, and october is the 10th month of the year The ninth month of the year Yeah, it doesn't quite work when you change it the other way, but the name sticks around It's like a vestigial meaning in a way Kind of. Yeah, it's the it's the tailbone of the gregorian calendar So the film nobody is as good as john wick three Oh I haven't seen it. I don't know I hope it's good though Chat, what's the current take on nobody? Is it a goodman or badman or is it on par with john wick three in the way that you think that john wick three is good In which case it's fine, but Nobody's great bad Nobody's awesome Not as good as one better than two and three I haven't seen three. It's a fun movie Meh. Oh my god. We're getting every opinion. Yeah, but For which movie? Nobody The movie where bobo and kirk is beating up a bunch. I think all beats people up Um, hi longgoid plagueus and doggo. Hello. Oh Oh, hi. Any plan on watching slash riffing on space jam two? Yes, actually, but None of these things are going to be happening Uh, sooner rather than later You know, it's rare for something like Cruella to happen where we uh We watch it as it comes out and then we get it out straight away rather than see it out 10 years after Yeah Jay's talking about pee and chat Stop scaring our locals j Well, they're not ready for pee Mm-hmm Hi rags have A roguelike's gone out of fashion. I feel like there's too many people doing it the same way and not being creative enough thoughts Uh, a lot of the ones that I've played have been quite good Um, whether it's risk of rain too or streets of rogue Or things of that nature. I think there can be quite a bit of a variety. I'm sure they're gonna have You know, you're gonna have the There's gonna be enough of them that some of them will share a decent amount of similarities, but Like enter the gungeon plays absolutely nothing like Um, I guess one of the one would be um I don't know like another one, you know, it's just I don't know. I think there's plenty. I don't know if they're going out of style or out of fashion They're probably probably because they're a lot of it is Randomly generated and you don't have to have a big budget to make them necessarily There's always going to be different takes on it. But I don't feel that way myself Uh, the girl in dress park two didn't die. Look it up. They mentioned it later in the film didn't die It might just be a throwaway line to prevent rating Oh, I always thought she should well whatever happened to her Mum screamed at it. I guess it wasn't exactly the most friendliest thing But uh, yeah, I always thought she died. I guess I missed that line Uh, often bears begin feeding before their prey is dead. So there's that Yeah, bears don't care if you're alive or dead. They're gonna get chomping Uh, lack of oxygen alerts the parts of your brain that make you panic death by suffocation slash drowning is the worst one psychologically it sucks Right Is that true though? Like it's the worst way to go psychologically. I feel like that's gonna be a It's probably hard to stay though because we don't know like Yeah, I don't know Yeah, I I don't know if I believe that fully. I believe it's horrible, but like the worst one psychologically. It's like, hmm Um, y'all should watch ryan george and his stuff on pitch meeting as well Actually, the black widow Loki and other tizmy marvel ones He mentions many of the same problems we do but doesn't get backlash makes me think he watches e-fap So it's it's because he presents them in a very joking way like you don't have to take it seriously It's not really a floor. It's just some funny observations And I think people are much more happy with that than when you say these are flaws and they shouldn't have made these mistakes But uh, yeah, I recommend his videos. I've seen I think we mentioned last uh, you have some cool stuff there Oh, you wouldn't die of dehydration in the middle of the ocean You would die of hypothermia fairly quickly because no ocean is warm enough to not kill you Um, well, there you go. I guess unless there's anything else to add to that. I assume that's true I got nothing here in the middle of it. Probably it's probably really cold out there There's nothing to warm it up like a beach or nearby land or anything like that Uh, Fringy, have you ever had heat stroke? It's terrible and that's not even close to death people who've drowned and been revived say it's peaceful Okay, we're getting way too much conflicting information I don't know what I'm meant to do now I've never had heat stroke though I don't imagine this fun No, I know why me neither just be low key and contra blankie. Yeah, I'll be away I get people though. That's one of those things it gets people it catches people off guard. He's broken heat exhaustion. Yeah Well, uh, that that that's what gets like people with the Grand Canyon People just don't think about drinking water and stuff and you but you gotta do it You gotta drink water. Of course The body doesn't always let you know exactly when it needs a To pump it full as humans love water Why doesn't my car work on here? I'm outraged I just crashed through here. I'm on board with this. That's true um a potential new guest question Would you rather fight a wolf with your bare hands or a bear with a sword? The dual meanings can be fun too I feel like I'd rather take on the wolf um I'm really not sure Yeah, I feel like I'm just have a very strong bike. I'm not confident in either one. I feel like I'm losing both potentially Wait one wolf on its own Yeah, I mean, I guess it depends on the wolf, right? Because it's like a particularly large and aggressive one like me with my fists or might it run away I feel like the wolf is more likely to run away because it's a predator if you damage it Yeah, that's what I mean if if if we have to kill each other though and the wolf isn't gonna retreat Now I'm not so sure Um, I think that's the guy for the wolf. I feel like I've got a better chance with the wolf I think even even if I am barehanded I think I agree with that. Yeah. I just all I'm saying is I'm not confident about my winning In either. I guess I just I don't know. Yeah I wonder if yeah, I think I wonder it I would probably phase the wolf a little bit more if I started fighting back like aggressively fighting back against it While the bear might just I feel like that's something wolves Yeah, bear probably just won't give a shit and it probably won't understand the implication of the sword to be afraid of it In the way that you aggressively I'm resisting a wolf would be Maybe pays it more. It'd be tough to pull off But like if you did get that perfect strike into the bear's head with the sword as the Maybe yeah, that's you know But if you don't It's not gonna work out. It's like you I feel like A sword with a bear Like I feel more confident grappling a wolf Then I do like trying to get that good hit in with the sword as I get like I think just the Like sure it'd be scary either way But I would be terrified as a going in front of a big ass fucking bear even if I did have a sword I want to know shad's answer. I wonder if his confidence with a sword would make it so that he goes against the bear And I feel like I could I feel like I could choke a wolf Like I could strangle a wolf. I could just get it under my arm if I could you know, just strangle it What's the biggest wolf? But probably fucking biggest shit Because that's what the question probably needs is a qualifier for which wolf in which bear I think if you hit I think if you hit a wolf just right with a rock on the head you could just Take it out But I think a bear is just got it's so like Big and it's Yeah, I'm gonna take my chance with uh, I don't take my chance with a rock with it with a wolf I think that's fair. All right. I think I probably do that too. Yeah Uh, hey rags look up wall grove Sorry wall groove there are shibas in it Oh my god So that'll be your favorite Uh, is that that's on the switch right is it on pc? I do not know or is it an or group pc? Uh, it is on steam Yeah, I think the people chucklefish made this um I uh, it's it it looks like an advanced wars ish fire emblem ish sort of game um 81% recently so not bad. I don't know if it's uh I don't know how good it is I'm curious how much do you guys and doggo know about the history of the three kingdom? Is that I don't know what that is anything to you. I don't know what that's referring to History of the three kingdoms. No, I don't Um, also thoughts on final fantasy 14 versus wow storytelling No idea Funnily enough, I just happened to watch a video about this from my recommended asman gold was going over it and uh Well from what I understand Uh, I can't remember how it was summarized now. This is there's a bit of a big fight between the two games right now because one of them is Kind of what the dichotomy was. I think it was final fantasy is better for story, but wow is better for like Long term. I'm probably getting that wrong Um investment I give you're gonna invest yourself in a game you get better returns with world of warcraft Possibly I can't remember what the argument was and I don't want to misrepresent it Someone in chat's gonna know probably all of chat's gonna know but um Yeah, there's a there's a fight going on between the games and I think the concern right now is that wow Is having its players sapped away by uh, our fantasy I've seen more people talking about final fantasy. Yeah Well, like so I'm just seen on some streamers. Uh, wow streamers are moving over and they get like In serious trouble with the wow community for this All right, this is the thing you have to remember right Nerd rage plus if these streamers move away, the less people will be invested because you know, it's just how it would work And so they see the move as like you are fucking up world of warcraft when you move away I see um Yeah, the the conclusion I've I've been seeing for a lot of people is the final fantasy It's just offering more than wow is or something like offering something people want Now it's it's even worse for them because people are just like boycotting I haven't played a blizzard game in years People are saying ask as cool as as isn't fucking here I can't just sub it to him But he would know the answer this yell yell for him as As I need you to join the thing I'm gonna send you a link and then you have to wait for the sound waves And then in the distance. You'll hear okay. I'm ready Don't fucking call me when I'm sleeping That could be it I'll ask him if he's awake. I will summon him to explain the situation Just send him that phrase. Is he awake? Uh, what country do you want to visit the most? Um, I don't know. Um, we're gonna be in the city. I'd like to go to south korea or japan maybe Visit america groovy places. Yeah, I mean, is it is it a generic answer to say america because instead of more specifically a particular state or place Oh, well, I most want to go to the pacific northwest. So whether that means the u.s. Or canada either one But america would be my pick. There's just so much to see big country um, one of the things I saw when I was watching Uh grand tour Was jeremy clarkson was driving through columbia and he was like it's not only one of those gorgeous places ever, but it's also incredibly varied like For every mile you travel it feels like a completely different biome, but also a beauty Right, so I remember looking at being like man, that'd be neat Sorry about my phone making noises, but I literally just summoned as and he said he can come if you if we want If we really want to talk about final fantasy 14 Oh, I might just be fun You can just hang out if you want to but also just give us a I mean I'm interested to know what the quick version is especially with everything falling apart for blizzard now It'll be interesting to know that part of it too Yeah, because I don't play either of those two. So I don't really know much about them Years and years ago, I played wow for like three months So that's basically all in now. Yeah, I uh, I know fuck all about wow Actually, you know what I know everything I know about why I was from south park Yeah I don't know if that's embarrassing or not, but hey, what do yeah, how do wow players feel about the south park episode? I think I love it Rags, did you say where you would want to visit? Am I missed it? Yeah, I was saying to maybe japan or south korea What about mars They're a safe way to explore the surface of mars. Does that sound enticing to you or boring? That would be my peak choice if there was a safe way to You don't you wouldn't worry that like the novelty would get dry in like five minutes Maybe but it would be like a really invaluable experience to me. I think just being going to a different planet Yeah, I'm not even sure that would wear dry after five minutes I mean, I'm picturing. I'm picturing like walking at a very dry Biome again And and it's like red rock or whatever the most part and you just sort of walk and you're like, yeah This is this is my I think the the feeling of being on a different planet is probably what would override my uh Yeah, exactly Like I wonder if that's If you could visit any of the planet safely, which one would it be? um I the problem is I feel like jupiter well I think I might pick jupiter or satan if I could do it safely because it would be such a foreign experience because they're not They're not rocky planets um Like you'd pick the one that's the least safe because you have the automatic guarantee of safety Yeah, like yeah, like it'd be really interesting to see what would be like to be like on jupiter Yeah, look at look at j. Just engaging in bad faith. Mars is a shithole soaked in radiation You need to live underground with no windows. The deal is it's safe. All right If it's safe you have your little iron man suit and you can fly around do whatever you want Gosh ruining it ruining it. Anyway, hi. How's how you doing? Oh, hi Someone mentioned asked us what our opinion on the difference between wow and foul fantasy is and then I was like Oh, there's like a huge fight going on right now for that those two games, right? Um in terms of like player base and what they offer and stuff Well, it's sort of it's sort of a one sided fight at the moment That's what I've heard and uh, yeah, I was just curious. What is what is the battle? What what happened with those games? What's going on? Well, uh, essentially word of warcraft is They've got a gun and they just keep pointing at their foot pressing the trigger. Um, They've got you know, they've had an unbelievable customer base for a long time even before World of Warcraft came out because of Diablo because of Warcraft 2 warcraft 3 They built themselves up some real hardcore warcraft fans So World of Warcraft, you know came out and it was an absolute phenomenon um, but uh As things tend to do Blizzard just seem to get complacent and and the game just hasn't been particularly good for a long time like years now. It's just The same old same old with a lick of paint and they don't innovate they don't tend to give their audience much to do so You know, there's been a loyal audience which has stuck around for a long time and and and I you know I dropped off a couple of years ago. I tried to give this expansion a go. I lasted about three weeks I think um before I was just bored off my head because it's just same old same old with a lick of paint um and uh even the most stalwart of Of of wow kind of fanatics Have now had enough they really are and they've they've been speaking up and they've been speaking out and You know, they've been doing this for a long time now saying a lot the stuff I said about four years ago. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it guys. It's fine and um And they've kind of reached the end of their tether and Final Fantasy 14 um which Has got just a crazy history behind it because it originally came out in 2010 And it was absolutely we we kind of discussed this didn't we on uh If up a few weeks ago, and it was just absolute garbage and um the uh The like president of the company sent emails to everyone who'd bought it saying We're going to stop the subscription fee with immediate effect So you don't have to pay a subscription fee to pay We understand that this game isn't to the standard that we expect nor nor should you And uh, we're gonna we're gonna try and repair this damage for you And then a few weeks later we we got another email from him saying, um We can't do it with this team. We're getting rid of this team. We're getting a whole new team in effect So they they got a a new a new lead dev yoshi pee And uh, he tried to fix things with the game. He he said uh After some decent tries, you know, he said that I can't I can't do it with what I got I need Any engine I need this I need this I need this and so uh squaring. It's made the unprecedented You know, I'm really sort of like basing this down by the way There's a lot of this great documentaries um on on youtube about this but um, they said okay, uh We're gonna shut the game down then So you can rebuild it in the you know an image that you want it to be So they they they shut the game down Um and uh said we're gonna rebuild Anyone who Purchased the game you will automatically be qualified to be a beta tester when it comes available for beats testing beta testing and uh And and they released it again in 2013 came out three years later 2013 called a round reborn ferna fancy 14 a round reborn And it was so much better just so much better of a game and because of uh, the way that they just went above and beyond That you just wouldn't get with a company nowadays Uh, it garnered them, you know a lot of favor a lot of curry and and people fell in love with with yoshi pee and his his Work ethic and the work ethic of the team um They uh, yeah, they incorporated the relaunch the game as somebody says there they incorporated that into the storyline Um, which was which was really clever as well So the areas were the same in as much as they were the same by name But they've been drastically altered by the events of the The umbral blah blah blah and so, uh throughout the next few years the game started to get game traction and um Uh, people just exceedingly happy with it. The first expansion heavens ward was received with huge acclaim And that just happened to coincide with word of warcraft's release of Uh, uh, what was it called warlords drunner? Fuck me And that was just an absolute pile of dog shit And so, uh, quite a few wow subscriber. Uh, well subscribers defected over to fan of hunt c14 there and then It's all what i like It's funny to me, but it is to be treated that way, right? Like it's like You will Yeah Because i was mentioning it earlier But like haven't streamers gotten in trouble with their communities for switching games even temporarily or or people They get in trouble with like the fans of the games because it's fucking up the um Let's say the engagement of the game overall because if if a huge streamer moves from one to the other That's like a chunk out of that game's support in a way Well, I mean we Uh, we've seen that recently of course with with asman gold. Um He's he's like, you know, he he gets colossal numbers on twitch to watch him And normally within three figures. Definitely when he plays wow 40, you know 40 50 000 plus depending on what he's doing and he Had never you know, he'd sort of toyed with the idea of giving fan of hunt c14 a try But he had never gone ahead and actually done it certainly hadn't done it on stream and um, there were there a bunch of other wow subscriber wow streamers Obviously not to the size of him by any stretch of imagination Who had started to move over and play fan of hunt c14? Uh, people like beaulah who who was you know, he'd do a lot of good stuff for water warcraft Even he was playing fan of hunt c14 with his crew and and stuff and uh, so beaulah decided to give uh, sorry, um, zack, uh asman gold decided to give it a try and uh, his stream got something with insane like 210 000 people watching And a ton of people just flooded to final hunt c14 because he's got such massive pool. Yeah, that would do it uh, and uh I mean even without asman gold the game is kind of so popular at the moment whenever you log on You've got a little cue to get in You're not queuing for long you're queuing for a minute Maybe maximum, but there's always like a little cue. You know the server's full. It's there's Your number 30 something in the queue or 45 in the queue or maybe 200 in the queue And you normally win within a couple of minutes or so, but Yeah, a streamer of that sort of magnitude coming on. Wow. You're gonna you're gonna bottleneck those servers in In no time and Both communities No, he didn't piss off communities until uh in actual quite the opposite because uh before zack did it Before he went and actually did his stream. I do recall before I was booted off twitter But uh, he put out a tweet and his tweet was something along the lines of an unparaphrasing Uh, I might just actually give final fancy 14 a go on stream Yeah, and and uh square enix actually responded to that and went do it You know the the final fancy, uh, you know main account said do it And so yeah, so I don't think you know, I don't think it caused there were some issues with some existing final fantasy people Um, and I wouldn't call them fans per se because uh, their attitudes were appalling Uh, they they just didn't like asman gold and you know, you can like somebody or dislike somebody. That's fine. You know Um, but they were purposely Trying to get him banned During his stream And there were people who were purposely trying to Uh prevent him from speaking to quest givers Etc etc trying to impede his his uh progress Um, and that that's not how you introduce people to your community You know, and I hate you know, we all kind of hate the word community But that's that's not how you you introduce people to Uh a game particularly the the people who are Interested in trying the game because of asman gold because of that he played it who wouldn't normally Have even attempted to play the game Some of them might really enjoy, you know, some of them might really enjoying and some of them Uh could be enjoying it, but just found that You know people dicking around and impeding them was was just going to cause them too much, uh hassle to reckon but uh Gone that with all of this happening and with the newest stuff with blizzard that wow is going to get dethroned Why was it so worst enemy? Uh, I said many years ago now, uh, I said that the the mmo rpg That's going to defeat word of warcraft is word of warcraft That's the only one that's ever going to defeat them And it's going to they're going to defeat themselves through uh complacency and hubris and and that's exactly what they've done um Because the game over the course of the last I mean, I would argue six seven years now Has literally they've just turned it into a model of minimum effort maximum profit Uh in terms of the shop In terms of the content that's given Uh, it's it's just not it's not engaging. It's not fun You your brain is a very clever thing And it realizes very quickly When you're just doing the same thing with a with a lick of pain and that's what wow just became Um, whereas final fantasy 14, they're always trying to do something Different in terms of content. So you'd always have your Uh, you'd always have your um, you know your specific content your dungeons raids, etc uh, but um They were they were they always tried to put something unique in player housing guild housing hunt uh hunts The way that you get your main relic would take you to completely different areas treasure dungeons Treasure hunting, you know, there was just there's loads of different things Um, I don't know if preachers has done with wow. I've never had a A relationship with preach. So I I don't know um The last time I heard about preach. He was actually very pro wow But that was probably maybe a year 18 months ago now um And so word of warcraft doesn't have any what you would call like non combative downtime content Uh, you know, nothing's kind of like chill out to nothing to really kind of aspire to It's always sort of fight fight fight some variation of fighting fighting always fighting always fighting No sort of player housing to chill No hunting or crafting to to build stuff for your your property You know, you know just the lovely little geeky things that us geeks love to do Oh, apparently that the guy you're talking about he's he released a video today saying he's done apparently Oh, oh, wow. Okay. So preach is done. Is he okay? And he was like I said, yeah, maybe only about 18 months ago. He was very pro Uh pro wow, I don't know if the preach decision has got anything to do with the lawsuit or anything Or maybe it might have had enough or whatever um but uh Yeah, wow just has refused with it to me and it has had an amazing Uh player base it really has. I mean, they are insanely loyal Uh, you know, anyway, I get out 17 years. Jesus. Yeah And and and some of the you know, there's a lot of investment which goes into the game in that time by people and I do you know, I think there's also a fear from them that If they would you know, if they were to leave Yeah, they would feel that they're just Just wasted the time. However You know, we're now getting the biggest people who have been on the game for the longest of times Who have got god knows what amazing things, you know, the most Uh rare of rare objects in the game just going I fucking had enough You know, I've had enough Um because it just doesn't appear as if blout uh blizzard cared. They just don't care about the game. It's just a property to be milked And um just the effort that yoshi pee They're in yoshi. I mean, you know, people might find this sappy. I find it beautiful myself But um, but yoshi pee when they had their uh recent Um like fan fest and stuff They have like multiple fan fest they go around different continents. So they'll have a fan fest in america Fan fest in europe fan fest in japan. So they'll have like three fan fest And uh, he was just like brought to tears by the support from the audience, you know And it's like god, just you know, when you just see how how Much somebody really genuinely cares about their product and he does He he massively. I mean, he's not gonna say yes to everything, you know, he's actually You know quite like, you know, no can't do this. It's just not gonna happen. Sorry You know, so he's not afraid to to say what they can and can't do but He'll bend over backwards to try and make something happen if if the community really really wants it Do you think there's any issue of complacency with the world of warcraft because it's like the most? Oh, absolutely Yeah, I think they got they got to a point where they thought, um Our customer we've probably got a solid x million Right. Yeah, loyal fans. So even if we lose the casuals, fuck it Um these people are spending. I mean that they are spending insane amounts of money, uh race changing gender changing characters fast changing characters how do you do that? I know and blizzard is putting the most crazy prices on them as well like crazy prices I feel like blizzard is going to go in timing in every game they make pretty much Yeah, yeah, I think for the last school for the last four years, maybe um The pinoche p stands for precious Uh, but yeah, I yeah, I think I mean look, you know, it's it's the same with the overwatch community. They're not they're not behind Yeah, like he wrote the game, you know, they gave up on that star Yeah star wasn't called starcraft Given up on that It's just every everything's just been given up on and where's the new ip. There's no new ip's or anything and um Fun of huntsies 14 is going in exciting places for the player base this coming expansion which releases uh november of this year Is actually going to be the final expansion Of this story which started in 2013 This story is coming to an end, but the game Isn't no the game will live on clearly because it's really popular now. It's just it's just great to think about like that This is happening. They're gonna create a new story. There's gonna be a new story a new pathway to go a whole new Is it crazy that this would happen? It's like you have a game that is just it's always been on top of the world They can do no wrong. It's blizzard. They're great. They're awesome Um and then meanwhile you have like this other game that because it's not on top They have to work their way to the top. They have to try harder to be better And eventually it becomes impossible to ignore That there's another game that is better by the sounds, but I don't I don't know shit about world of warcraft No, no, I I get what you're saying. I What I would probably say and this might ruffle some feathers. I've never ruffled feathers. I'm an evap at all Um, I think it's got to do with work ethic. I really do Maybe yeah, I think it's got to do with the the work ethic of This japanese company versus the work ethic of these wow devs. I mean, I've always been very um Sort of combative with the wow devs because they've just always come across as people who just have no Spirit no love no true desire. They've always come across as boring and dull and Well, like you know, you could it be also explained by the fact that they're just trying to generate better Better ways of making more and more money rather than yeah, yeah easily. Yeah Because it seems really disappointing to me It makes a lot of money. Well the warcraft makes a lot of money. It makes a lot of money I mean even even this last expansion which um, it's you know, it's not particularly Like I said, I lasted think three weeks before I was just like I just can't be asked maybe sit. I think actually maybe Yes, three weeks three four weeks. And that's just like I can't do this anymore And it kind of kind of feels like the only reason they get away with it is because they have for a long time I feel like do that. Do you start to pay 15 bucks a month to like play this game online or? well, I I think um You know, feel free to disagree with this one. Uh, but I think people like, um, belgular preach um Method as a guild asman gold I think those those hitters have kept people playing the game I think if they if If they didn't if they weren't playing well if they weren't supporting well the way that they they had done I mean by the looks of it the rule I think we pretty much on the bail now, but we'd all agree that they've had a significant impact We just don't know I guess we don't know how much of an impact compared to Yeah, couldn't quantify what it is, but I but I definitely think it's You know, probably tens of thousands of players at the very least So that's the interesting thing I remember from watching one of those videos is that um uh Final fantasy players to new people are like they're encouraged to be Friendly and useful or they are while wow is a lot less friendly to new players or something, right? Yeah, I mean there's um, there's Well, it's not just attitudes is actually inbuilt game systems to help new players uh Even if you're an existing player for an example um final fantasy 14 has a mentor system Where you can apply to actually become a mentor Uh, and that will give you like a symbol next to your name And uh new players can talk to you Uh, it can ask you questions and you are Like designated as Almost like a you know a helper for them um So so, you know, it's a great way for a new player to come in and be able to ask ask questions and There's a cool idea without being called all names under the sun and even without the mentor system I mean the mentor system is great because it it specifically Uh targets people who really want to help which is great Uh, but even without the mentor system I mean I remember you know playing and being in complete noob and Uh, trying to discover things out and find things out and you just you just whisper somebody go Hey, excuse me. Do you know how to do this? And they just they just be like, oh, yeah You just do this do this or go there Whoa, you know But if you put normally if somebody went into the trade chat in wow for example and just went Hey, I'm new can somebody tell me how to I don't know queue up for a dungeon You just get people going. Oh fuck off your fucking noob. You're retard. You know, you just They just be it just suddenly and then everyone just start fighting with everyone in trade chat as trade chat kind of does So, you know, I mean that's 80. I mean just kind of being typical. It's not always the case, but yeah Yeah, it is. There's definitely definitely Uh, because I've played Final Fantasy 14 since you know as day one 2010. Uh, yeah 2010 Uh, and I've been subscribed to it ever since um So, uh, you know, I've had a a lot of experience with the game and It is poles apart to World of Warcraft in terms of how Friendly players are to each other how they help each other and like you go into a dungeon You're going to raid with with Final Fantasy 14 and you just say hey, this is my first time here And they'll be like no problem and normally somebody will like just like give you the tactics Uh on the boss fight um because the game sort of um Highlight some of it, you know, it's up to you to just like do your own dodging There's nothing they can do about that. But if there's any specific mechanics, they tend to Just say, you know this this watch out for this mechanic when this happens do this or whatever And it just tends to be in general just much more helpful. Um And uh, yeah, just it just breeds far better sort of cooperation between players because Yeah, like like the boys season two you get things done women get things done. Oh my god knew it Yeah, it's uh Quite a situation to be in though because of with these lawsuits and then also the game having a great competitor It's just like man, this could be The beginning of a huge downfall for blizzard Well, this is this lawsuit is Kind of this has come at the most disastrous probably tying for blizzard because Already people were we're done With with now now people are like, oh, you're like really shits your employees to Yeah A bill cosby room and you you bring people What I uh, it's so room that a room that hands out sweaters he kind of Sweater puppies maybe bizarre. Um, and also like the fact that a bunch of employees are just like not refusing to work It's like Man, and you don't even have people who can like fix your fucking games anymore either because like they just refuse to work for you Well, yeah Yeah, once upon a time you used to be massive starcraft This is really bad pr for like, you know, there was very nearly a starcraft like MMORPG like wow That's what that's what people were waiting for they were all waiting for the announcement at blizzcon for Starcraft world or whatever it would have been called um That's how popular that was and now it's just nothing But yeah at the moment, I mean one of the developers at blizzard said a couple of days ago that um Uh work on world warcraft is just ground to a halt right now. It's just just nothing happening Doesn't surprise me um And and he kind of intimated that that's probably going to be the case until something happens with this, you know Lawsuit or whatnot and in any way, I mean this expansion has been heavily criticized their latest expansion was heavily criticized because They just weren't putting out any content. They just were not putting out any content and it took I don't know something was it like, you know, if there's somebody here who's actually playing well It's about nine months until you got your first nine point one patch um So, yeah, I I don't know Cosby did nothing wrong. I was take that back. I didn't say anything wrong. Just said there's a cosby room. That's all I said Yeah, you're implying that all those things he did are wrong. So I don't know No, there's a chat. I mean, yeah I mean Sayin like maybe I don't know what what were they wearing? That's all I'm saying he's a free man He's a free man. That is true You know Amberhead got away scott free too Well for now I mean, I doubt anything will come of like that She's probably fine. I don't know about like career-wise, but like it sounds You know, there are still people I'm aware of like on twitter stuff discussing how fantastic beasts Wasn't just destroyed because it was poorly written but because of johnny dep I'm just like Okay, they're like what he did Is like what helped destroy that franchise like what he did okay What he did. Yeah, I don't know a lot of people Lot of people think that that direction, you know, um, but yeah, hopefully that was a good answer for the super chat asking us What do we think about the wow Yeah, a lot of people are like you need to get as to speak on this. It's like well, I can't just summon him and then uh I guess I underestimate my power. Yeah And then you went oh right now I can summon him. I have a summoning ability. Yeah So, yeah, you are welcome. Obviously to know that you were Demanded to come here, but you're welcome to do whatever you want We'll probably go for a little longer. No, we just we just answered super chats catching up as you That's fine. Okay. Yeah, there's any quiet. I'll just dig around just in case there's any questions about it. Sure Um, I should mention you can build and create your own dinosaurs in lego drastic worlds stay massive and hyphringian rags Hey goodness gracious when you say create all the dinosaurs Well, all the dinosaurs were created because it's all a plot buying satan Oh, yeah This is like jesus and satan working together to make dinosaurs I can see it. We're gonna make them believe that there are you god's like jesus you hang out with satan again He's like no No, no dad Don't come down here He wanted the birds and then satan wanted the The demons and so they ended up creating a mixture of them dinosaurs I was gonna say this dinosaur creator in the leg of starless game. Can you make a t-rex with velociraptor legs? So it's just like it's horrible thing that can barely move. I don't know. I feel like that would be cruel big arms Uh, you tell that frog rags america and canada for the win Yeah Do you feel about that ring? He's all good And tato to your opinion Um, didn't receive a notification for this stream and now i'm late to the brothel. Hello y'all So, yeah, if you don't know I guess it may have been a misspelling or something but 8080 chat said like don't get tangled up with more that he'll send His brothel after you Which i'm just like Different word surely. I think he meant brood, but like the toxic brood. He said brothel Sending Maybe he meant brothel brothel. Yeah Um Hey, you know it's You you're like you're supposed to be like insulted by him like sort of mess around me But you're just sitting there like what what are you what is happening? Why are you saying this? Uh, do you have fresh water fringy? Hmm thought not Yeah, we do Does it count if you imported all from fresh water island? Fresh water island Island made of fresh water in the middle of salt water. Yeah Or or just that's what a lake is. It's a fresh water island I suppose so What is the natural way that earth removes the salt from water into like drinkable in streams and stuff? I I think it's right. It goes. Is it right? Yeah, it goes from streams to the ocean Oh, so I forget because I fucking remember being tall of the process Rivers tend to start in mountains That's the main thing rivers tend to flow from higher. So what is this? So what is it rain? I think so. Yeah, of course of streams. Uh, yeah, it'll generally be rain. It's usually snow melting And uh underground springs. Yeah I think And as for like how how water gets converted from salt water to fresh water. I'm pretty sure it's evaporation Oh Uh, you know, I don't know. These are questions for geologists and things like I don't Well, you know, you did a fine job of answering it even though you're not a geologist. So nice Thanks Do my best to try to put two together whenever I can I contributed Oh, I mean, I feel like I feel like everybody had a hand in it. You know, you don't have to just single yourself out there for any geez Nice one Is a super chat. I wouldn't have gone on for 28 minutes. Oh, I mean, I was I was fine with that I I this could be useful information going forward now. I don't know So when people say like, oh my god, have you heard about the newest thing with blood? I'll be like, I know all about it because I listen to heal versus baby face And I'll be like what the kind of fucking name is that? Yeah, he'll was what? I am Is it mr. Baby face or mr. I I'm so I don't Mr. Face. I was watching uh, I was watching a stream the other day a couple of days ago from, um Have you seen bat in the sun's batman film that they did recently dying is easy fan film? No Okay, it's it's really good It's it's really good. It was crowdfunded And um, they they made it and it's it's really good. It's like 25 minutes long or something So I recommend that if you're into Into actually watching some some good batman, uh, go check it out and uh the director Was uh, was just doing like a You know live stream he'd just been to the gym or something and was just about to drive away So it's it's sat in his car just doing a quick little live stream q&a Because I really liked the um The the fan film and I I had missed the crowdfunding You know period. I didn't I didn't realize they're even making it I uh, I just you know, I chucked a A, you know a nice donation at him to say, you know, thanks. I thought is great And he he reads my name out as is Andrea baby face Andrea baby face He thought you were like a stripper or something. That was your name She it's like, oh, that's this is really nice. She just gave that. Thank you very much indeed You know, if you want to reach out on on instagram and say hello I'll be more than happy for her To to do that and I'm just sort of like they're like so he misgendered you, huh? He misgendered me As is like, yeah Because I can understand me or amily baby face So I think it's actually the first time in my life. I've been misgendered And possibly hit something Remember when rlm criticized the phantom phantom menace Phantom menace fucking hell. I say the other one too much So I just confuse them the phantom menace for having perfect choreography How did good choreography become a reason to hate the prequels? Um, well, if you remember red let me do we're a big fan of the Tfa sort of styles of like hacking away at people because they said it felt a lot more real than perfect choreography um I think there is an argument to be had depending on who holds the lightsaber and stuff Fuck me. I will take the prequels choreography a million times over before seeing the sequels one again Yeah sequels are they got some their fights are just I don't believe them. They're too So the choreography of the prequels I can believe that these are extremely experienced jedi Having a fight But the sequels come across as these are just actors who practice some moves Well, it was in the um documentary thing where the guy was like I was supposed to spend like three days teaching daisy how to do this But she leaned it in like an hour. So we're all good to go. It's like I Shit Damn, that's just an hour. She's that she's just that good. I think uh, the joke y'all made us. She's a marysuit real life She's just fucking wins and everything. I uh, I could have liked the choreography in return of the jedi That's the current choreography. I kind of liked Well, um, I'm a fan of a lot of the otist. I really like the luke vader fight in baspin. Yeah, it was fucking great Yeah, that's awesome as well Um, and yeah, I just hope going forward we I don't know what the fuck they were doing in the sequels. They didn't give a shit like Which which is hard to say sometimes right because like you see the behind the scenes stuff for all of the effort they put in the throne room fight but like They didn't they didn't wait and work really hard to get all the Best cuts the best because there's so many fucking mistakes And you might be like, yeah, but they you know, it's a really hard thing to do And I'm like, yeah, but that isn't that the hard part is to go until you get the right You know takes Isn't that the what we call point? Like That's the thing man didn't he do like a thousand takes of the blood elevators I think this is like 50 takes or something wasn't it it's crazy. He's like, yeah, he's known for that He'll just do a bill of zillion takes till he gets the one he thinks is correct. Um I'm not gonna say that you have to do that But jesus like when you have So many people waiting for their cues because so many other people are missing them or whatever and you're just like, oh man Are we going with this and I was I wonder if maybe ryan's just too friendly as a director where he's just like that's fine Let's move on. You're just like Friendly or Yeah, take pick one really. I mean, well, he writes this script originally and like puts random little notes in a in a book and then just compiles that into a script And uh, as we know it was what was it 70% the first draft Which to me is like Man star wars episode coming right after tfa and that's how it was done And you might be like well, someone could make a great script out of that. It's like, yeah, someone could but Like it wasn't in that breakfast that ryan's just No I still stand proud that I've never seen the rise of skywalker. However. I did watch maulers rise of skywalker video Which is 10 minutes shorter than the film. I think so valid criticism Thank you I win Bob vids did an excellent video on how bluba team devs of laser fear ripped off a ton of assets for nearly all of their games Check it out. Damn I might check that out because I I liked laser fear when I first played it But if it's all like ripped off stuff, that's gonna make me feel a little bit. Oh really uncomfortable That's on my wishlist. That's one of my save for later games Oh, check out this video Um, you know, hey best wishes to bob odin kirk, you know, yeah, absolutely That was a man who's worked very hard And I that's what I was worried about when he first said it that he collapsed like oh god Please don't tell me he overworked himself and he like Because um Yeah, that happens to a lot of actors where they just they just keep pumping content out and eventually just go Yeah It's his heart. We do know that. Yeah, we don't know what like permanent damage. There is if any Yeah, we don't know the permanence. They said it's There will be a a long time of rehabilitation And so, uh, yeah Sad uh, because nobody's really good as well. I did enjoy that I just feel bad for well He's just he's just a good actor. Everything I see him do anything in. He's really good. Um I appreciate that Yeah Yeah, I remember first seeing him all that time ago and breaking by the first time I was like, holy shit This guy's good. And then his tins out each other. He's got a huge career before that He's got a unique voice he does Yes You know what else is funny a week ago. I thought, huh, why do we say when Wednesday when there's a d in there Look it up. It's neat stuff wet Wednesday You guys know why it's silent I have no idea. I do not know. Anybody want to google that? I don't know. I'm curious as well You don't have to. Yeah, let me do it wed Let's see, wedness Woden's day is what it used to be According to chat Comes from it comes from the old English word wodeness dyke which honors the germanic god woden So is it Uh But yeah, everyone says wins day. Um, but I don't Let me see why it's not approached the way it's spelled. It's pronounced the way to Um Doop-a-do They adapted over time to the thing The as it moved to Old english to middle english spelling change Uh Letters appear in word spelling but not in pronunciation I don't care It's just like I guess when it changed languages and something it just sort of eventually Kept the d that was in there, but just I guess that's what happened You like it when they keep the d I do No, I don't I want them to give the d Well, you know, maybe there's room for both They do not want it kept. I don't want it kept from me. It's mine. I deserve it Or if it's kept for you temporarily Like like if it's saved for me like until I get home Yeah, you deposited perhaps in some form of a pocket and they keep it safe in there until you Wish to have it like someone else Go anybody I don't know Maybe that's kind of hot too in a way. Yeah, I see It gives gives off those gives off those stud vibes. Mm-hmm. I know all about that. I'm playing the lego game Ah, yeah I gotta collect them to become a true jedi. Uh-huh true adventurer in this game Oh True adventure. Yeah, this is in indiana jonesy onesy Jokes on you mohawk we can yell at the internet and summon as praised unto the blessed helon babyface. Yeah, apparently it worked but nice Kind of spells they can cast just about to get a bad and Then I ruin everything often. Yeah, and then I I uh, just like the ghostbusters 2016. I answered the call you. Oh, yes, beautiful Nobody's answering their calls anymore Oh I saw a tweet from a uh, blue chat mount today And it was uh complaining obviously about the the ghostbusters trailer from yesterday as they do And uh, it's and they said something long lines and um, wasn't ghostbusters like meant to be funny I didn't think there was anything like oh, yeah Patrick williams said the he thought ghostbusters was supposed to be funny after watching the trailer to me I'm just like, I mean the trailer doesn't really tell you what what movie we're getting for sure. It's just giving you a tease Yeah, it's a it's a teaser train. Yeah, look Yeah, a trailer supposed to be telling you everything that's in the film and also How dare you restrict how much they can do with their story? Maybe they will tell us Your story feels weird felt really weird to read Well, I really was I I decided to look at the the bio for the person And uh, they were a saturday night live writer and I thought okay Are they are they allowed to hmm? That's so they don't they don't know how to identify funny Yeah, exactly. They wouldn't have a clue with funny anyway. I'm surprised they would publicly shit on uh, okay Maybe that is becoming more accepted as a thing I'm not against it. Obviously. There's a lot of Shit on things the fucking saturday night live actors were in the 2016 ghostbusters, right? Maybe that maybe that's it Maybe that's the connection. Oh, shit. Yeah There's a lot of saturday night live actors in that How dare you It doesn't have to sequel Should you imagine actually thinking that? I'm sure they all did sure they all they had the sequel hook. You're ever uh, zool was on the phone Yes Just die Die and stay dead Nobody likes you This is another film that I'm proud to say. I I never watched it Never watched I drag these guys into an efat movies for it. I recommend you watch us watch it through that Well, I wasn't in that efat movies. Oh, were you not? Yeah, I watched no I watched the efat movie if you watch it Yeah, we watched we dragged drinker into it a drinker said he's seated like three times in total now in his life Or something. I was like, oh god. Oh, what are we done many too many times to watch that? Yeah Can't help it feel real bad for him. Hope he's okay There's a lot of There's a lot of bleach to really make sure that it doesn't stay Stay along to memory Long man, I'm now convinced you are a level 100 summoner for well summoning as from the ether What's next necromancy? If so, please bring back crisply and beyond standby for old charles Oh hell yeah, yeah Oh hell yeah Imagine if you had the power to bring back one Like person in history, man, that would be such a fucking difficult choice, wouldn't it? Oh hitler easy Just want to ask you questions. Is that why? Sure It's what is it with you and jews Mm-hmm hardly working out What is it with you and german? Hitler, I want you to see all of the media about you now. Is that what you feel? That's your legacy. What do you think? Fuck off like really Wasn't that bad Hitler, do you know that you I said earlier? I thought that he had he was a talented artist Oh, you let him know that but I I just to tell him The the the culture has moved in such a way that if anybody is doing anything that's like an extreme bad It'll be compared to you immediately like you were just the go-to. I wonder if he'd be like, mm-hmm. Yeah, okay Oh Of course, they say history is written by the victors Not necessarily the truces The truth of who I am as a person Everyone asks why hitler why they never asks how hitler how? I thought we knew how I'd want to watch jojo rabbit with him Wow Yeah Yeah, I want to see I want to see what he has to say about star wars Dude imagine I thought it was shit. See he's not all bad. He's not all bad Whatever became of Germany what happened to my country and my homeland and my people is like, that's not important I need you I brought you back for the dead, you know, he's like throw me a bone here. He's really unhappy They have to do it. He doesn't want to talk with it after that little bit of the opening city. He's like Hey, does the bombs drop because of gravity? How is that happening? Why is there gravity in space? I don't understand All of my people help you help to get to the moon. Why have you done this why would this hux person be in charge? He's stupid What does this mother got to do with anything in this scenario? I'm very confused hitler reacts You know they'd be an incredibly popular channel Because he's poor dameron fellow. He's I like his fighting spirit He knows when why do they punish him? He is kind Yes, he strikes when the iron is hot. He he's a proper blitzkrieg You know the only hot take he has is he's a huge fan of holdo. He's like this hard-toed passage active And then everyone would want to know hit those opinions on everything people wouldn't stop Please hitler What do you think of the new hitler? What do you feel about crocs with socks? We have to know I mean, I appreciate everybody has a choice when they have this fashion I understand the potential comforts and the utility, but it looks very silly. It must be stopped Hey, la what about pineapple on a pizza? He's just silent. It looks at you What what what is a what is a pizza? I oh finally the italians made this thing. That's was not the complete failure My god a sassy hitler that would be fucking great. Oh, you know, he'd be sassy Imagine the pressure though. This is a channel hitler reacts You uh If you got to choose to bring one person back all of the people who'd want you to pick whoever you just end up Going with like a random guy called bill. It's just you don't the pressure of getting the wrong ones. Just like that guy He's a really awesome dude. My brother. I I almost feel like you're playing with fire, you know, like never meet your heroes So you're like you get George Washington No, no, no, no, I mean like it Like if you if you George Washington or something and you brought him back in time Back to life. Could you imagine? Like if he was an asshole, yeah Like would you be worried that Abraham Lincoln would slip the n-word out? No, would that not be incredibly I liked you better in star trek This was a biography that was done a few a few years ago Tell us how accurate What did they call it the the great emancipator did they call it the the freer of the slaves the The the the paragon of the union the man who who brought the civil warts were closed and kept this great country united Like no, it's called Abraham Lincoln vampire How old are vampires like what do you know what they're pretty straight Oh I do not recall saving any vampires in my day I don't even like why are we persecuting the vampires? I did not slay the vampires. Is this in an allegory? No, I did not slay any vampires and I cannot tell a lie Uh Never was a fan of asmongold. I didn't like his attitude toward doxels kept saying they were easy while fat rolling for the most of them In fairness that is a valid way to play him What is fat rolling? It means that you is that what a fat person just like rolls? I don't know Is that the process of becoming very fat is fat rolling? Um, like I'm gonna go to the tcby and fat roll I have to pizza I'm taking hitler to the pizza It does sound like it could be that like the process of becoming fatter involves fat rolling And you're like, what is that? It's like you just got to roll up your fat. You got to really get it in there All right there sugar. I got your order ready at your number 17. What number? What name should I put on the ticket? Thank you How did he sneak into this other joke? That you don't you'd be playing by the invading this other joke. Yeah, is that what you're saying? Never meet your heroes What is the current card? I don't understand So I know my gym Do you have to find those portals to senesa boat? um But yeah, I don't know if so if you Do a strict like full armor set and and you level up really high and then you go after the Enemies and doxels and you say that's easy. I'd be like, I mean kind of yeah Um, maybe try it without the armor. See how you see how you go just for a bit of fun Just see if they funnily enough I'm saying all of this when a lot of pro players consider the game easier without armor. So Um, it was obviously it's a balancing act. So yeah um I don't know if you watch yms play doxels, all right, you'll understand a new form of nightmare Um, oh my god. I'm surprised you're in the lounges Ask questions like this on youtube. I feel like qs would prevent you. Um Hello rags Hello thoughts On george floyd He's out of that overdose, right? I think it was a little bit more controversial than that Uh Is it controversial? I don't know the event of i don't have met him Right, sure the events themselves are controversial, but i mean the events why the guy is kissing on the screen into our jumps Um, yeah, he is that I don't want to talk about that subject but uh We can yeah So it's it's to this day. Well, I mean there's a court case over it, right? I'm not gonna And he was convicted. Yeah We'll just I'm just gonna skid on by that one Um, I'm curious. I guess I'm curious what the leg on his neck had to do with his death I don't like I I'm not sure. Are you are you fucking around or like Or are you like jerking? No, was it I thought it was like was it a heart attack like Like I don't know I I don't know what the Thing is Uh for what I just said he couldn't breathe Oh, that's not good. You can't do that So given your takes on it It was less controversial Uh, given your takes on atla I'm scared to ask but thoughts on samurai jack excluding the last couple of episodes of season five I have not seen it I have not seen enough in a long time to really form opinion on samurai jack I saw an episode here and there when I was young, but that's really the extent of my samurai jack knowledge I got I got none. I just know that it's a neat show people really like did it have a bad ending is that Is that what people are referencing? I don't know He came back recently and uh, I'd kind of heard a couple of not so Good things about uh the way that that was this this Him coming back, but his old series used to be amazing. He's be really cool. That's what I hear. Yeah, um I used to love me some samurai and johnny bravo. I did used to like some johnny bravo I've seen a lot of johnny bravo. I only remember liking it Is he gonna get remade and ruined? I feel like that's a oh, they won't remake johnny bravo. But would they remake it and ruin it though? Uh If they remade it they would ruin it. Yeah, that's kind of what i'm getting at like it won't be remade I don't think it would be remade. I don't think he'd come back as an like a female ally or something Jane bravo jenna bravo um Johnny is johnny bravos in jail incredibly talented Well, would they make would they make her really hot or really ugly? Uh fat and ugly But are people still gonna like really really find her hot regardless? No, maybe they'll tell you they're Disgusting But that's the point from the showrunner show and we'll be like Not for you You tell me we won't be able to fap to johnny bravo. That's unacceptable. Yeah This this is this is what you can't fap to anymore boys your time's up challenge accepted feminist You just said feminism Uh Keep forgetting to ask but who was your favorite character in atlem usually that is iro. I honestly don't even know that it's a competition the Is I can't remember I think someone asked me this before on stream. I had a second I think but iro is is is boss Um, it's hard to use from that incredibly rich cast of incredible characters No rags. I could have gone through it without mentioning that in any way shape before I could have just said iro was No, I know what I was just I was just asking I I didn't I don't I did because you know clearly I don't know anything so I was I was just asking for your You know, but if you don't know that's fine. That's fine. You don't know I'm saying iro is that good that it makes the decision easy The legion of the edge I did I I abused the lego characters all the time in this It's still see lego games. Let you kill children. So they're more edgy than most games Uh more edgy than Uh fable Full-art games don't like kids, right? If I fuck infinite didn't let you do it There's lots of games which don't let you kill the kids Can't kill the kids can't kill the murderers into lava Uh Why is he ruining all the Any any game that prevents you from murdering children is a bad game. Absolutely on principle Yes Children should be treated like they're treated in Jurassic Park Oh I thought you're gonna say the children's crusade The children's crusade was that It's a crusade where they send a bunch of children. Yeah, it's about 20 about 1212 ish Yeah I think it was a bunch of french and italian It would kids were we're we're gonna peacefully march on jerusalem and peacefully peacefully convert um muslims to christianity and uh They they got to italy where they thought that the Is it the red sea's on italy and the coast are one of anyway They got to the red sea where apparently they thought it was gonna park for them to cross over and it didn't And then they all just got Damn Yeah Bummer, huh? Yeah, that's not a happy ending for them No, it's a good thing god works in mysterious ways or i'd be upset Yeah, it's like could do with a few thousand slaves But apparently there was like uh 20 to 30 thousand kids that uh marched down That's uh, it's a lot of slaves Fuck yeah, I think they I think it was just I think the french just decided you know what Man like I want to go to I want to go to swingers parties and snort oxy And all I can't do that with all these kids around So I just we just we're just we need to get oh my god Oh my god, we I've got an idea Get rid of all the children Call up the pope I've got I've got a real banker And so history was made Yeah That's some funny old things when it comes to crusades in middle ages And see like the follow-up super chat said I bet it was iro. He's a giga chat. There you go. They knew they already knew Um Almost forgot Here's another donation from the sicker fans hashtag mollus goons rise up just to point us next Twitter brickhead and we'll destroy their feelings. Yeah, I was on twitter the other day and someone had said that um So someone was arguing with me and while they were arguing with me They got reported for having something in their banner And it like they got temporarily deactivated until they fixed it and then they they put out a tweet saying mollus sent his goons to report me No How many goons Okay You mentioned sicker fans Do you think that veterinarians just love that joke when they get to work on an elephant and like oh, I guess he's a sicker fan now They're like chuckle to each other and that's just their life Yeah, I did. Yeah, I totally do There's a lot of um Especially in this country a lot of need for veterinarians to Deal with elephants Oh, yeah, that was another one. So Elephant native to uh wales. I think is where they're from. What really? Yeah What No, they're not You have me at all your fingertips you can convince me of anything in this moment They're absolutely not native to whales. Oh, I almost want them to be now. I love the idea that they all came from whales Did they go around Look at this cultural appropriation From whales, that'll be great. Wouldn't look what I just did is indy. Is this allowed? Wow, you made a good for a movie I feel like You're gonna cancel a lego games This is it. This is where it starts This is where it ends This is the beginning of the end Shad prequels versus virgin disnoid garbage. All right. I don't know about shad prequels. Okay Yeah, we need to calm the fuck down. Okay Calm down prequels get to sit at the table But the ot is on the throne adjacent to the main table where the adults are The uh, the sequels are the paddling pool This family only has like two normal people in it They're just trying to keep they're just trying to keep all of this together, you know Where the fuck is my spanner? You're looking for spanner. I am I'm doing One of these guys have a span. Oh, do I have to kill him? Come here you bastard Yeah, he's going. Yeah, he's jumping around. He's like you're not touching me. I'm not supposed to get him Move move your move your people into position then jump into them Oh This is doing something. I don't know what it's doing There you go Do it do it do it. It's a bouncy bastard. Do I need to throw something at him? Maybe Hit him. You hit him Um You know what I meant Fringoid if you tasted our fresh water not your plebian water, you'd be dying to live here because of it tastes so good Oh, I don't know. Where's there? Where's here? Like what does that mean? I guess anywhere that has fresh water because you do not have it. That seems to be their claim Uh We have fresh water You're gonna say man. It must suck Australia. There's no fresh water. I don't know. I think because I think because of shipping It's always stale by the time it gets there That would be if we shipped it which we don't so yeah, that's how you get out everything in australia. You have to have it shipped in And Boats and trains does anything happen naturally in australia or is it like dubai I'm pretty sure natural things happen in dubai what with it being part of nature Like because it's the world You know what? I don't even believe dubai is real so i'm gonna have to disagree on you with that Apparently man made its own city like Where's your oil come from again Everywhere else There's loads of oil in the spring are you telling me you don't believe oil comes from anywhere other than dubai I'm just saying like it's it's one of the places where it comes from This is what we call a straw man Because you said are you saying and then it was followed up by a completely false thing that I never said that doesn't sound like a straw It sounds like a question Not a very meaningful question, but that's okay. We'll get there one day You just called me a straw man when I didn't even so I said it sounds like a straw man I didn't say that you did no you didn't you said that's what we call a straw man So yeah, I didn't say that you said it. I just said that it was a straw man You're gonna have to try real hard to slip out of this one I don't need to slip out of this one. There's nothing to slip out of Slippery mollusk You can't just call a slippery on someone when you slip around racism Slip You're the one slip to run Theo just said this is professional gas lighting. He's talking about you on me I knew Theo would back me up because Theo's honest and intelligent The two requirements to back me up I got a question about Um, this what this what this activation blizzard business. Okay, all right All right, how many characters know what they're gonna turn gay to try and Would you sorry can I pause you apex legends character is gay? Okay, pause you guys. We're just one second fucking thunder and chatter said molly You have to activate the statues with your turban on Is that Is that the answer to the fucking question here? I don't even know. Oh my god. You're right. I do I have to pray to the statues and it doesn't work unless I have my turban on Oh, you have to have the proper garb There's a no way this game is getting remastered No Wow It worked everyone He got him you go he got Blasted Oh god, I really did kill him. Geez. Oh his hair fell on his face I don't know Oh, no cancel lego Kiss me and kiss me. Oh, yeah. Oh Lego man, it's a different time. Okay He's like, nah, I got shit to do one Um Any movies you guys are looking forward to I don't know the suicide squad honestly this suicide squad guardians of the galaxy 3 There's others Potentially, I mean horn, I guess but I just not yeah, that's basically The trailer for no way home because it will generate insane levels of discussion from everybody That'll be invigorating because it'll probably end With like some line from tom holland saying like I don't know if we could do this and then it'll have toby Maguire Spiderman going you're not alone You're like, oh When's the trailer to you? No idea. No idea. Oh, I'm sure that I've never seen a trailer for porn They have ads I've seen trailer for porn. I saw a trailer for chapter novel Oh, okay. The axel. What's he called axel? Rose Axel Axel craven like slade craven Uh, yeah Yeah, there you go Oh, you know what I took over you talking about blizzard vs Um thingy. What were you gonna? What was that all about? Oh, I just I just did the typical Everyone in no watches gay joke. That's all. Oh, yeah, and then I said yeah, because the new character in apex legends. He's gay Ah, there you go. Yeah, how many people do you think he's gay in the new indiana journal? That's not Economic indie gay in the fifth one you should be asking how many people will be straight This is a batwoman rags He's got so bad at blizzard that they're now turning over what's going to Out of our vision We made straight characters. We're so sorry. We're we're reverting the canon immediately And we're hiring jj abrams to make standalone films for each of the characters We're revamping the series. We're so sorry that a straight person slipped into our roster God that could happen someday. They apologize. So be straight Need it. It'll be funny It could happen. That's the it could happen tomorrow. It's a ticking time bomb any moment We could get that announcement And I'll have to make sure that it's not a parody, but even if it was I'd believe it Yeah, I thought you'd be able to tell if it's parody or not. That's the horrible thing Or is that the beautiful thing? You know, there's there's horror and beauty to find in most things Like um Hitler yeah, his art was pretty pretty Um Rags peen that is what you have kept from me. Oh, that's the that's the zod line Oh Why you have taken from me Gentle folk, I'm I'm going to bid you adieu now. All right. It is adieu My brother is is calling me to the toilet. So I think that's probably a good time to Yeah, man. Thanks for the info on the the flimps and the flimps. Well, I'll catch you around the interwebs I hope that person that did that $1 super chat got a value for They got their answer I think they said what do we think of the story comparison between the two games? So hopefully they got what they were looking for The story well the blizzard story has just gone all over the place now. It's they're in the bloody afterlife They're in the afterlife Oh, god, don't even get me started Uh, it's just all gone cray-cray in the brain brain. Mm-hmm. Uh, so yeah, I will uh, no doubt speak to you too Sprecken As Hitler would say Yes to you soon And thank you. Uh, thank you for letting me for summoning me. I guess Well, thank you for being summonable That's a positive quality Uh, yeah, thanks for pop it in. I'll catch you around soon Yeah, see you later chat. Take care. Have a good one. I'll see you the same Fun can only hope yeah Um make Hitler watch those youtube memes subbing over his dialogue in that movie Lol Hitler what the hell is this? I didn't say this why is the letters lying? No, that'd be pretty funny. Yeah The vest is built upon lies the letters they lie Did did Hitler speak english? I don't actually know Um, I don't know I wouldn't be surprised to be understood it. Um No people just in europe have to learn multiple languages typically of course Speak english I hope he did because all the memes almost require him speak english a lot of the time not all of them, but a lot of them Yeah, if if I rub the genie's lamp and I got two wishes and I can have anything the first one bring back hitler Have him understand english boom Two wishes. Yeah easy And you know what whoever judges you for those two wishes. They just don't understand They're gonna have Hitler to deal with What's your opinion of pineapple pizza hitler? I have a final solution for people like that. Oh my good god I get it. I understand the right. I'm going to give them some pizzas they like and that's okay if we have differing opinions. Yeah Yeah, you know, I it is kind of funny. There's a statue right here to unlock the thing It's like I can only do that if I have a turban character Every character you have to every character's an aviast except for him He couldn't lock them You have to unlock the theist characters and he's like, don't you think this is proof that the the atheist characters are like, um, I mean You know, it seems kind of weird No idea what the mechanism for this is. Let's be honest here. You're getting as good as mine The fact that you have a turban seems to be the requirement Is there someone here pulling pulleys or Like give us your turban so we can test it. He's like, no Nine Ask hitlers what his thoughts on the jews are I have a feeling a lot of historians may have taken some liberties with his opinions on that I can't imagine he fucking liked them Uh, considerate. He might have been pretty moderate on the jews I mean, this is a chance that he didn't actually give a shit and scapegoat them or other But I don't know enough about uh history to be able to make any claims on that Yeah They didn't they didn't do too well under his um rule though Mm-hmm super chat about hitler then george floyd then a few about atla talk about a minefield more is gonna goon's gonna rise up Yeah, this is the question of which is the most controversial subject. It's like probably atla Read our stick a phantic drivel until the end of time No new e-fapsal videos from you good sirs. Take my money you balls above Wang massus iraqs Hello Um that babyface just watched the The Barton bait in the sun I think uh fan film. Oh bat in the sun right fuck Uh because of your recommendation it wasn't very good sad face. Oh It wasn't bat in the sun apparently that's a fan film bat in the sun or it was made by bat in the sun It was called dying is easy. I think they said Which bat in the sun productions flashpoint like Batman dying is easy. Oh by bat in the sun 26 minutes Yeah, I haven't seen it I don't know though. I feel less willing to pass judgment on like fan stuff. It always feels awkward It's just like you you guys you know what you you keep at it Um, especially in our day and age then again the batman is what the new one's gonna be called right? We're hoping that's good I hope sorry The batman the suicide squad Yeah, remember the predator The predator Did we do the terminator or they they just did turn it subtitles to terminate well The original movie was the terminator right so the the way they would do it then would have to just be removing the the Only get terminator. Yeah, they just call a terminator. Exactly. It's funny. I always refer to the original as terminator rather than the terminator But it is the terminator Because they did predator the predator predators Like we're running out subtitles predatory instincts Predation of men Man The greatest game most dangerous game. That's it most dangerous game The most dangerous game The pit and the pendulum Uh, do with lego indiana jones too. It's even better than this one Um, yeah, I mean I could do it. Well, so wait. I've heard people say The lego indiana jones too is all four movies But I guess they do like the it's mainly the fourth one and it's like open world. I was like, what the fuck did they do? Like, how do you do that? But all right Uh, but people say it's it's good. So, you know, we'll we'll probably give it a little look see see how it do what it be It'll obviously be the the terminator. Yeah The finest upgrade. All right, give me that key Indy no, that's a spanner All right, we'll take them both Um, you guys make it fun of hitler all the time. We got to respect the hell out of the man one of the best katie ratios in history Um, I feel like there's gonna be a lot of people compete with that didn't um What is like the the the the war that cost the most lives ever? Uh, world war two cost the most life What about like singular? I don't know. I'm trying to think of like I'm pretty sure like the the bloodiest battle in history was stalingrad World war two Might have been the song. Um, yeah, world war two was the deadliest one Not I think Oh, I thought you meant I thought you meant the song world war two And I thought it would be sung to the tune of abba's waterloo and instead of going waterloo. They sang world war two Yeah Yeah, um, I think I can't I know that it's a different war for like the amount of Human beings on earth and then the amount of people killed like the relative one. I think that was like some Some rebellion or something in china like like a thousand years ago Um, but yeah, world war two was the debt the costliest in terms of deaths Uh, there's a suspicious amount of hitler references in this podcast everything we need to know anything we need to know guys Hmm I sounded like he might have been a hero one of ours Certainly not mine You're gonna watch jeepers creepers Reborn this halloween so excited for it since it's been 18 years since the second one and this is a direct sequel Jeepers creepers real we talked about before um, I You know, I'm all for the jeepers creepers fans getting their jeepers creepers uh stuff But like I just I really didn't care that much at all about the uh The jeepers creepers franchise, you know, I guess I'll listen out for whether or not it was any good Don't say I would know Um, and I I'm assuming you guys haven't even seen the other two so No, I have not seen jeepers creepers. Hmm Or anything. Oh, yeah, there we go. Oh get out shovel. Oh, I don't have a shovel. You have shovel Oh, don't scream Um You know, I'm I'm pretty lost on exactly what I'm supposed to do here. Did I not spin the key? Oh, I gotta get indy up here, but then Just the machine machine's missing a part to get that part over here. I need to Be able to travel. Oh wait, can indy just grab it Oh my god That's genius Now I need you to drop it, buddy Uh, with all the recent talk of time travel fringy, you should check out dark on netflix molly. You've seen some of it, right? Yes, but I got lost After I watched I think two and a half seasons and when I realized I couldn't follow any of it anymore I was like, I think there's no point in me seeing anymore. Um, yeah, I don't think I want to watch the show that I might Well get lost on well, maybe you won't maybe you'll really love it Um, I thought it was pretty great from I can't like give it any criticism writing wise I just didn't keep enough of a big brain about it like remembering who everyone is and where everyone's going and stuff Problem is we deal with like four timelines That can be difficult To keep track of mentally, but yeah, you know More power to them for trying to make a storyline that works like that I'm sure there's breakdowns on youtube that like go over how Intricate it is probably Yeah raid I uh, you know if I was to rewatch that I'd probably give it a much More attentive look But uh, it was a spooky show nice and aesthetically satisfying in terms of approach to all that and good acting and stuff If you're at time travel, uh, fanatic if there's such a thing I'd recommend it You might just get more of it. I'm always time traveling always always very slowly in forwards That sounded relative You know, he was saying slowly I would argue relatively we're not even time traveling We're just we just exist and you know boring version Then again, I feel like if you invented time travel it would be inevitable that everything goes to shit Well, I mean Richard Dawkins had is um not Richard Dawkins Stephen Hawking. He had um his time travelers party that he set up Some years ago the whole idea being hey, are you from the future come to this party? Nobody showed up so time travel probably isn't a thing I guess Or they just didn't want to go to that party Well, I mean that's that could pot that could be the case just makes you wonder though Yeah, I mean there is some interest there like we should have seen it by now if it was ever gonna happen, but then Uh, I guess just a matter of how it would all work Yeah, because who knows really Uh, I think you guys would like the channel. Oh, no, it's oh, no, it's alex It's a newer channel on the come up Oh, okay. That's it. Also Fringy. Did you get the golden donut? All right, that's in the comic It would be a spoiler if I told you sounds like a prize for fucking horses Um, it's not but You just have to wait and see on that one There's more to come in terms of the adventures relating to that golden donut The golden donut Most worth a golden donut. Well, it's not made out of gold. It's edible. It's just gold. That's all Fringy hearing you lose your shit over me calling Cosmo a chalk licking our word was a great joy Here's some human money green man That was really funny There are some nice tasting chalks out there, I'd say Probably as well at least one nice tasting chalk. They might make them specifically for that and call it chocolate. Yeah I I think one of the ones I used to use was doorknob liquor Yeah, I guess the thing of why the hell would anybody ever do that? Yeah, of all the licking doorknobs like what the fuck What are you doing? What's happening? I'm gonna go home Yeah, because everyone knows you you know people out there. Yeah, they'll they'll lick some chalk, but doorknob Calm thy tits they call them tums Dope I think so that's probably probably good to stop there in fact since we're at six hours Oh boy Six hours. I thought it was longer than that Huh, yeah, according to me. It's six hours 13. Oh, it's because I it's because I woke up first and sat here just alone Yeah, what life is all about just Kind of yeah, I was just sitting there thinking like man. Is this what it's all for just to live and then and then die Could hang out with meble. He's good in the next central crisis What? Yeah, I guess yeah, probably is Um, I don't know you just you have those moments when you sit there and you're like man Like what the fuck is the point of all this? We live just to suffer and die And then none of it matters anyway because there's other fun bits for me gosh I guess there ever I guess there are fun bits of being alive, but you know It's a it's scary You see like you see the birds out in the sky. They're chirping outside. They don't have to worry about this shit Their life is I'm gonna fly and eat a worm. Oh, yep. That worm was delicious. All right back to flying again I'm gonna hang out on this line here this power line with my buddy, uh chat Hey chat. Hey, um bill. How's the weather out there? Oh, you know, it's the same as here on this power line because we're outside Oh, it's a good point. Want to go fly around? Yeah, sure And they get to do that while we're here Getting mad at each other about politics and media I don't know Just makes you think the booze probably getting a bird some stuff Maybe maybe Yeah, maybe Who knows maybe maybe maybe like dogs and shit as well get really mad about stuff Bragg's watched any of the Winnie the Pooh movies. Yeah, um, I watched uh the the Pooh's grand adventure I liked that one when I was growing up that had a it really had a sense of like actually a grand adventure to it Um, especially if you were a really young kid and you were watching it You're like, oh shit, they went to some like places were arrived at like a journey was had here They went to a really creepy place for a Winnie the Pooh movie Uh, I saw the tigger movie Yep, um, I saw Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day which had the flood in it And it also had the honey song about the heffa lumps and woozles um, I saw and I think there was the other one Winnie the Pooh and um What was it? I can't remember I remember Blustery Day, but I can't remember the other one You guys remember the Rugrats movie with a Tommy nearly killed his brother I don't remember that I barely even remember I just not watched it It was like considering killing him because the amount of trouble he's caused him It's like a rainy night in the forest and it's like a lightning strike And he's got like a rock and he's gonna hit him with it and he decides Jesus We're gonna fucking Genesis style Christ chat who remember that? I've got a low right? That's Cade the Rugrat Oh my god, that was so awesome. I mean Man, Jesus I remember There was a broken bottle Jesus was it? I guess I don't know if that's better than a stone, but you know Man I don't think a bait. I think I think the bottle would be better I don't know how many times would a baby have to hit another baby to kill it with a rock I guess Rugrats wanted to answer that question Jesus Christ Tommy you must have hated that bastard What was the name of the the brother I forgot do you remember? I barely remember shit about Rugrats epic gamer moment Yes, I remember I wasn't there a one very movie wasn't that a thing? Yeah, there was a crossover, wouldn't it? Um, it might be the Rugrats and yeah And then there was um, do you remember a show called recess that was on Disney Channel? Oh, yeah, I do Yeah, they had a movie for that too. Wasn't the the main character was um, what was the name RJ or something? Or am I thinking of over the hedge? DJ maybe It was something Jay I think it was CJ you might be right Because yeah Yes, that's right jacket. Yeah That's yeah, there we go No, people are saying it. Yeah, people are saying tj. Oh tj. It could have been tj In fact, tj sounds right. Yeah The only tj I know about is CJ from Grand Theft Auto. Oh cynical reviews is crying And also I was talking about fictional characters, but if we're gonna include like real people Okay, CJ. He's out there. He's shedding a tear Somewhere out there Uh, one of the lyrics of that song Oh, I just know the song it was in South Park when a Uh, a rat with a dick on its back was singing that song. Oh, I thought you were referencing community light It might have been from the community. I don't know. Yeah, they have to sing it Oh, is that the song from um, the Fible movie an American tale? Oh, yeah, it was But in South Park it was there was a a rat with a a dick on its back that had been growing Mrs. Garrison because he was he wanted to transition back to being a man Um, and so yeah, oh my god, I remember that And then it escaped Oh my god. Yeah Well, because remember his balls were blown up because they were used they were put in our cut They were put in Kyle's legs Because he wanted to be tall and black And then when he landed on them they exploded And Mrs. Garrison And then and then Gerald turned himself into a doll Um, you know South Park they just do a lot of different storylines That one was uh, super distressing because they actually showed real footage of a uh, they did it was horrifying Yeah, it's oh, oh no You remembering is that the problem you're having right now? Yeah, the images are flashing and they're gonna halt my nightmares. I'm gonna go just sleeping I'm not gonna be able to You didn't finish my last message. Oh, yeah, they said here's some money green man from fake country All right, it's not fake country, but thanks How come the forest court Oh, shit again, I do like the idea of a sitcom called kangaroo court where the main character is a kangaroo This is last named court No Okay, his first name isn't kangaroo either. It's it's something else like I don't know Awesome. Well kanga and roue were characters in Winnie the Pooh. So it all comes back The shit out of kanga Well, maybe it'd be like a crash bandicoot spin-off where ripper roue He's he's he's sorted himself out. He's off the cocaine And he's he's made a career for himself But over the course of the season he struggles as his addiction sort of comes back Um, but but he finds a girlfriend and she she helps him You know get get rid of that stuff and and realize his full potential as a kangaroo solicitor A wholesome story It is it is a nice wholesome story about ripper roue the the the kangaroo court barista Um Which is worse too many to genesis or dark fate the eternal question Uh, yeah, that one is we're never gonna get an answer that one. I don't know Could genesis be worse in the sense that it's more retroactive or something So there are things they both do that it's hard to figure out which is the worst thing that happens I tend to cite that Dark fate has a certain legitimacy to it that makes me angry In a way that like genesis I can easily pretend doesn't exist, but dark fate's a lot harder to pretend Because they have linda hamilton in it right It's like oh, this is like legitimately like a sequel It's so funny that they decanonized genesis to make that one Yeah Well, they decanonized all of them except for Um one and two And yeah, and I am forever debating with myself what I find more insulting because John Connor grows up and then he's killed by a terminator and Infected by one point where he's turned into a terminator and he is the boss. It's like Yeah, right versus you see, you know de-aged fucking Got old John Connor Eventually days after the events of t2 just get shotgun to death by a arnie terminator. It's like Thanks Jared didn't even see it So like They're both insulting. It's like You know, it's you're a relic from a deleted timeline versus fucking Fuck what was a line in in that shitty movie? Or it's a line. I mean, uh I don't even what what I can barely remember. Yeah, like, I don't know. Yeah Oh, wait, oh, no, he's probably gone Oh The movie means as as is indeed gone Oh, I mean he left with quite fanfare, you know, I thought I thought you said you wanted to take a piss or something And I was about to Ask if you were yeah, I think I'm gonna. Yeah, I'm gonna do that and I'll be right back Hey, if I'm crew. Hope you're having a good one. Mawla Or go one in general for everybody. Mawla after indiana Jones I suggest Lego city undercover for next Lego game. It's the Lego vision of Simpsons hit and run content rich fun humor and some of the best levels Oh, wow That's the one that keeps getting recommended. It was on Wii U It's like an actual open world because I don't know the way my brain works. I almost like dismiss ones that aren't IP based and just like, oh, yeah, whatever random Lego game It's like it's good chance. They probably have the best gameplay makes sense Well, I mean, it's like an actual video, you know, like it's it's a an idea an original idea Something valuable about that. I think What have I missed about this fight? Because oh, they can be thrown at him Really not I'm very confused You but you know me today Oh, it does work. Okay Um, what would Hitler think of movie Bob's tweets? Oh, he'd say come the fuck down. What's wrong with you? Jesus you need to chill You need to chill Also, you're not superman. Sure big and fat and ugly and stupid. You'll never be one of us Then Bob's like I wouldn't want to be it's like I don't I don't believe you Inside you are being emotionally distressed by systems You're tearing yourself apart Robots, this is the end of you Robus. You must become a new person, Robert You must be born again. You must become What you never were But I don't want to use I don't want to in movie. I was gonna be like, well, I don't I don't I don't know I don't know about that. I feel like I'm actually superior. Were you bullied in school like I was? There would be like yes, but I rose from that I became a great leader an icon That was a weird video we covered of him doing all that stuff weird some weird stuff Robert, you must go into the chamber of self transformation and and then Movie, I was gonna say But what what's in there and Hitler says only what you take with you Oh like the doya Alrighty, that's that. Yeah Not even Hitler wanted 75% of suffer just saying Well, do you mean he wanted them dead or like not? The Jews were a tiny minority compared to Republicans since interests um Yeah, that should about do it uh Trust me. We're totally catching up on these super chats. We did it. We I got rid of all We did all the stream labs. We caught up with them and Wow, and nothing else, right? I don't know what you mean. So That was real fun We didn't get ourselves deeper in the hole. That's And yeah, so uh saturday, there shall be another e-fab As expected and then we will likely return the following wednesday for more Indiana And yeah, he's working us like a goddamn fucking like with shadow chat Speaking of you you put out a video they should anybody who doesn't know Oh Yeah, 12 angry men. It's on my channel. Go check it out We'll do we'll do a more thorough Uh mentioning of it on the e-fab episode. Okay, but yeah, if you if you're like, hmm that freaking guy He does videos. He's got a new one out. It's about a movie. You guys like movies About a really good movie really good one And Yeah, those are my notes. Please write more. Well, they're dead now But like, yeah, if they were still alive I'd tell them to write more movies because they're really good at it. Oh, yeah, whoever wrote that film It'd be cool to talk to him about like character writing. It's oh Hell yeah, because he just uh, he just knew what he knew what he was doing Rulgural Wait, hang on one more more. You're gay. Wow Wow Um, yeah, thank you so much everybody for hanging out. Thank you for the donations And with absolutely that stream was quite a journey. Yeah went through all of the topics Um And so we bid you as as did adieu adieu totally See you later Until we meet again Doss be done. Yeah. Bye. Bye. I'll have fun Eat your vegetables. Sayonara. Um, what else to say? cow Yep, and also goodbye in that language called english Yeah, that's a good one. We have to do it in swahili ukulele, bab and That's how they say it in swahili It's not it's not racist. They talk like that. No if you you have to do I don't wait. I thought we covered this That's why i'm ref i'm that's why i'm saying it. Ah, I see a callback to the thing I mean a callback or a cleverly disguised Revealing of who you really Really? Oh my Turns out rags really is fluent in swahili. Nice