 Greetings, Team Adab, and thank you for tuning in to another episode of Adab's Accused. Today's Accused is a delinquent known locally as the Bathroom Bandit. This degenerate has been accused of numerous atrocities in the latrines around base. So sit back, strap in, and try not to lose your lunch as we dive into some fairly graphic accusations. As you can see, the Bathroom Bandit has no regard for assured facilities. Defenders of this delinquent say he was just following the Adab community standard of, plunge it if you clog it. Which is accurate, but the standards also forbid the flushing of anything other than toilet paper. Now let's take a look at more accused mischief. Clearly, the Bathroom Bandit's indecencies know no bounds. From vandalism of government property, to theft of flush handles, shower heads, and even toilet seats. To serve and to think what someone would want with a toilet seat. But let's move on to the next accusation stemming from the Bathroom Bandit. Here you see a rule-abiding Adab resident doing all the right things, even the small tuck of the shower curtain into the shower bed to prevent water from flooding the floors. Little did they know, the Bathroom Bandit was on the prowl. Tampering with the hot water heater is definitely not allowed. There's really no such thing as cold water since the water lines aren't very deep. But when there's no hot water, it may be the work of the Bathroom Bandit. In recent reports, top Adab officials concluded based on the large number of infractions there may be more than one Bathroom Bandit. It's possible you could be sitting next to one right now. Or maybe you are one. For your sake, and all of ours, I hope that you don't join the ranks of these notorious deviants. Because when apprehended, they will surely be facing serious administrative actions. This has been another episode of Adab's Accused. Remember, to avoid any association with the Bathroom Bandits, just utilize the facilities responsibly. Clean up after yourself, tuck in those shower curtains, only flush toilet paper. If you clog it, you plunge it. And if there's no hot water, first check the power switch on the water heater to make sure it's on. Stick to those set community standards, and we'll see you next time, Adab.