 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb joined by Mal Marcus and Mallory and we're gonna talk about some stuff. Oh, we agreed on Mark and Mal not with Marcus They pee together Jake she poos alone. That was the kick. Oh, you're not weekly thumbing me You know, that's my dream and it's been pushed off for too long. So I will not address that. How's your weekend, Timmy? Boring next. Okay. What about the sports a lot of people been talking about sports James? Could you hit that when I say your name that's copyright. No, I just did it. I want you to use that over me saying it Get in the studio once in your life back left Jim the sports We are coming from the sports capital of the world get your hat off that mic Get that hat off that mic Aaron judge homers 58 59 Yankees and Mets one, but it's a football town It always has been everyone says the Jets and the Giants. They're so good at what they do Giants 2 and 0 Jets with a miracle victory in coach Sala kept the receipts. I was tuning into a lot of the football. I Know this is gonna piss all the football enthusiasts off a little bit But someone who did not pay attention to the off-season sure every time I was turned on the game I was like what he's the quarterback of that team. You're there Flacco. Yeah, the Jets Russell Wilson your Broncos Baker Mayfield on Another team Panthers like I know most of the quarterback names, right? I haven't paid attention to that fell for like three years I still know all the names. It's the finest line in sports between being good and bad at something I think quarterback. That's where it's like Matt Ryan. I don't know rather try that out than a rookie years Oh Flacco and Ryan this guy were The exciting young quarterbacks 15 years ago. Yeah 2008 Can I have that? That's a Jake prop It fits my head perfectly dude that looks really cute, I know I've no James this almost a breakdown Comes it was your home video. This was your these were your you did this So I went to visit my grandfather and in his nursing home in Taiwan. Yes And I was just Appalled yeah, because what they did see man is they had a stripper there watch this video. She's stripping. She's not nude She's wearing. Yeah undergarments bathing suit now my grandpa and his friends are old Yeah, like real old and they were actually this was like the old section of his nursing home His grandfather and his friends are retired Taiwanese veterans. Yeah, and she's just given lap dances my grandpa He's at the very end facing forward just clapping on beat not looking at the stripper at all No respecting my grandfather mother. He's not having a bad time. Yeah, the nursing home issued an apology Which do you think all the guys got together at the end and say did that get you hard? Oh, yeah They had to right because they're all the guys like I haven't been hard since since So long ago, they were passing out bone hills I get an age him when he stopped getting hard. Let us know in the comments Let us know and now we'll kick it back to the sports Jake. You look great in your rowback shirt I went to a family party the other day. I was wearing my row back and they said what's that shirt? And I said it's row back they sponsor us and they're like my favorite shirts Truly, I like these collared ones, but the performance t-shirts. I wore those a lot If you can go get yourself some those are the most comfortable performance t-shirts and I'm really performing them I swear them. So thanks to row back. Look at this That's so cute. That's cute as you put it on now now. I'd like that No, it kind of seems like she's doing as a joke. It doesn't seem like she's wearing that in sincerity like this is kind of Americana Yeah Jim we're such football guys You heard him last segment with all this football the Washington commanders who their quarterback is Wentz Carson was another one. They were selling mugs outside the stadium Quarterbacks changing teams in one offseason ever because it feels like it commanders They were selling mugs outside their stadium and you know, Washington DC the state of Washington very confusing very confusing They were selling mugs outside the place. They were the commander's logo, but it was just a W in the state of Washington about a thirty five hundred mile mistake, but then they had to stop selling these when they realized it It's like double the price. Do you know anything about marketing? I have a degree. They're once in a lifetime mistake mugs You don't take them off the shelves. You double the price Jim the knot sports is a little psychedelic flashback to Something we used to cover Religiously, yeah, we were on the overturned Truck on the highway beat for a while on John Boyn Jake radio. There was one Road in California that had multiple carrot trucks overturned and we kind of solved that crime People used to send these to us when we did John Boyn Jake radio and anytime a truck turned over They'd send it to us. No one sent us this one and still send us more still send us We we are are the ultimate truck crash spill Coverage guys, can you put that acronym out? Oh, you know, it's gonna this truck though was filled with dildos in loop Excuse me. There's a sex shop truck and they asked the guy who's covering it. It's named Jim They're like Jim. What was in the truck that spilled? He's like, well, not really I can't tell but Jim no and then they showed him on screen and he had a suit jacket on just filled with boxes This was good I do think this was subliminal marketing because they're saying all of these were heading the same shop in Oklahoma City and they name the shop So it feels like a little bit of traction on purpose. You think the driver might have been like testing his product What do you mean sitting on septum? You've gone on long road trips and you know liar fib guess All the cleanup guys were like, I'll give this to my wife my dick hasn't worked since I don't know when It's full circle dildos Imagine maybe the first Maybe the first Finn employee of the week Let's let's do it ready one two three four It's the employee of the week The employee of the week, I mean Dude, I don't know Trev Maybe employee the month Zach Well, why'd you do something? It's an honor to win employee the month only one person has ever won it well one time I gave it to someone else once Zach didn't hear me though. I'm a blast at this one. See who's got an employee of the week We just did employee the month of Zach. Oh, but employee of the week someone's got to get their face up there. Not Trev Trev Zama football show Jets beat the Browns Chris Rose just beat the Browns. That's what I'm saying CJ Zama Chris Rose football show I was fake sneeze Today's episode was brought to you by row back. I love them. They are a majority of what I wear these days It's our H O B a C K.com use code dumb for 20% off your first order that spelled our H O B a C K.com for 20% off your performance Polo's your quarter zips your T's your hoodies with code dumb performance their light they're comfortable I Am a row back man They admitted that the erotic dancers antics were very exuberant and fiery But in an adjoining room, there was also bingo and some karaoke is There's a guy letting everyone there's always some karaoke when he's around I have no problem with this. You weren't there. I wasn't there I will admit that does not speak on things that you're not at it was pretty bad I won't speak on anything. I was what they didn't show off camera. There's a lot of grandsons crying Off camera, they didn't show that they didn't show that no Zach. I would you don't have to use this