 It so stupid it positively Shulamine the God Andrew Schultz we are the brilliant idiots. What's happening back for another week of um Your favorite podcast I guess if you come here every week and you been coming every here every week for how many years Now it's been six seven eight. I don't remember Five, six, something like that. Damn, it seemed longer than that. Yeah, maybe that's what, you know, that's what sometimes girls say, but. But either way, if you come back every week, we appreciate you, thank you. Let's get right to it. Andrew, what did you see this week that was positively brilliant? What did you see this week that made you say, what a fucking idiot? Should we start out with positively brilliant or should we start out with? Whatever you want, baby. Positively brilliant was NASCAR faking the noose thing. I thought that was positively, but I knew that she was fake immediately when they started talking about it. Was it fake though? Yeah, it was like a rope pole for the garage door. Here's the thing, I saw that and I said, how racist is NASCAR that they didn't notice a noose from the garage door since last fucking year? That's what it just did there. Like nobody was walking by that shit and said, hey man, that looks like a noose. Everybody just assumed it was the garage door opener. Cause a noose is a very specific type of rope style. Like it's actually a rope style. Like if you've ever been in the Boy Scouts or whatever you can Google, there is a noose. There's a way to tie it like a noose. People just walked by it and just like, hell, this is why diversity matters. Bubba Wilder can't be the only one. Since 2019, he never saw it. He probably was never paying no attention. I mean, everybody's a little bit more sensitive to race and race issues now. Well, that's the thing. Once you buy an Acura, you notice every single time you see an Acura. You know what I mean? Like the second you get a new car, like you get a new pair of sneakers, you notice every single person with your new pair of sneakers. So like, if you're going hard on the racism, is in your sport and you're like, yo, we got to get this shit out of here. But I thought it was a dope moment. I just thought Bubba Wilder's fucked it up by coming in 14th. If he won, he would have had a perfect 30 for 30. That would have been the most amazing story ever. You already know. You got to win, baby. You got to win. You can't come in 14. You got to win. You know, black people were watching, bro. I think black people were like, yo, I might be into this shit. And then he came in 14th and he was like, you know why Ali's the goat? Because he won. He won. He came back in one. After going through all of that adversity, being out for a few years, he came back and he fucking won. You got to win, Bubba. Got to win. Got to win, man. Yes, that was brilliant to me, because I thought the marketing, if he would have won, the marketing would have been genius. And like, maybe you could have turned Bubba into one of these like figures that has like helped the sport cross over, like Tiger Woods was for golf or the Williams sisters were for tennis, these traditional white sports. And you've seen the sports blow up in terms of money once the black audience entered it. And I'm thinking, if I'm NASCAR, I'm like, oh, shit, we could go with this one if he manages to pull through. I wonder why more black people don't fuck with NASCAR though. Like even just as drivers. I mean, I don't think it's this. I mean, I could be wrong. Please feel free to tell me if I'm wrong because I know y'all will. But are they keeping people out or like you would not gravitate towards the sport? You don't want to know what it is. It's the same reason why you don't see a lot of black people and fuck with hockey. Because they assume it's so. Well, they assume, but also the barrier to entry is is is large because it's so expensive. Like these are really expensive sports. Like even if you look at like the F1 people, like Formula One, the highest racing thing, they're all rich kids. Every one of them, their parents are like or almost every one of their parents are like millionaires or that kind of shit like that. And they just have tons of money because you need to have so much disposable income. In order to like build out these race cars when you're younger and build out these go carts and like constantly travel around the world for these tournaments is a super expensive thing. So you often see people who are very wealthy in it. And that's usually if you want to look at the numbers, white people probably dominate the wealthy sector of America. I get it because I'm like, I know black people love cars. We fast and furious. Yeah. You know, yeah. And imagine driving in a place where they can't pull you over. Yeah. High speed chase. Like it could be something like this right up your alley, man. That's why I'm upset. Bubba, why'd you come in 14th? What's the coming number one, baby? You should have acted like you should have acted like the people who put that noose on that garage door was chasing you. Yeah. Yo, you know what they should have done? You know that his rear view mirror, they should have just put cop cars in it. You know what I mean? So like so he actually can't see anything behind them but cop cars and he just goes for it. You thought that was brilliant in NASCAR? The only reason I say I don't think it was brilliant in NASCAR is because like NASCAR already has the perception of being racist. And I mean, I don't I don't I don't know anything about NASCAR other than that. I guess what I let me clarify. If NASCAR like blew up the story as a way where they could then showcase how accepting and and how willing to like fight against racism they were, which is what they did the next day, right? Like all the people rolled them out and the whole crowd is going crazy. And he's crying. He's got the American flag face cover thing. Like if you for a moment, you're like, oh, my God, NASCAR is not racist, man. These people actually rooting for this guy. And like this is a beautiful moment. And then the next day you find out that the news ain't real. So they marketed it brilliant, brilliantly. I'll say they did that. That was the absolutely brilliant. Yeah. And with the FBI, I said it wasn't news, but it wasn't a hate crime targeted towards. Bubba Wilder. Yeah. And they can't really even confirm that. I think that it was like a noose, noose. Now, they said it was a noose. Oh, yeah. I mean, I mean, like I said, a noose is a rope style. So yeah, it was it was it was in the form of a noose, like. Which even would make sense as a garage puller, right? It would also make sense for NASCAR that they would find a way to put nooses in there. Telling you, bro, like I'm telling you, that's why diversity matters. A black person would have saw that last year and be like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Like, that's a noose. Like, that's not going to work. Yeah. We need a different rope pull. I'm going to tell you what I saw. That was politically brilliant. Yeah. What did you say? John Stewart's movie. Oh, yeah. I've been seeing a lot of mixed reviews of it, but I don't even like when people say stuff like that. When they say, oh, I've been seeing a lot of mixed reviews. Of course you've been seeing mixed reviews, because everybody's going to have different opinions of a movie, right? But I thoroughly enjoyed it. It stars Steve Carroll, Steve Carell and Rose Byrd, I think her name is. OK. And it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a movie about political satire. It's a and it's just shows like how fucked up the media is, how fucked up political strategists are, how fucked up, you know, our government is. It's it's actually really it's I thought it was good. I think I think I thought it was highly entertaining. Yeah. And I love when people when people like John Stewart find different mechanisms to get their messaging out. Because we all know John Stewart has a very unique POV. We watched it on the Daily Show for years, right? But he hasn't been on the Daily Show in February. So the only time you see John's when he pops up on Colbert here and there, right, you know, and for him to have put together this whole movie after all of this time, I thought it's a good look for him, especially being that he had a deal with HBO and never gave HBO. Nothing. Yeah. Is the deal on HBO? HBO is the what is the deal on HBO? No, he had a deal with HBO. Is the movie on HBO? No, no, no, no, no, no movies. The movie's coming out in theaters. Actually, it's coming out this Friday. It's going to come out in theaters and at home on demand or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Every. Have you been doing that? Have you been watching movies that are supposed to come out in theaters? Have you been watching them at home? No, but I've been watching tons of movies, but I don't think we're going back to the theaters, bro. I think that's a wrap. Yeah, I think it's a wrap, too. I think I think it's a wrap for everything that's not a big blockbuster. I think that stuff like Marvel, those Fast and Furious, those will be events that will be in some form of theater. Yeah, everything else we can watch at home. And you know, it's interesting, like. Why didn't why haven't they done like Avengers? Why didn't they do that at Cowboy Stadium? That's what I would have done from Jerry Jones. I'm like, yo, you guys want to premiere this here, get 100,000 people. Everybody gets a headset and then just play it on that massive screen. You got 100,000 people weeping as Iron Man dies. You mean before Corona? Yeah, pre Corona. Yeah. Why did that never happen? Why didn't you have these like giant cultural events in these massive stadiums? Because I think post Corona, that's the only place you could do it. You could do drive-thrus or you could do like open air venues. But nobody's going to some tiny ass movie theater sitting in the same seats. Some other motherfucker was just sitting and coughing all over the place. Now, I'm not going to lie. I would go to a movie theater for I went to Cowboy Stadium. Tell me why it's a matter of numbers at this time, baby. You know what I'm saying? I'll take my chances with 80 before I take my chances with 80,000. Yo, but think about the the protests, the Black Lives Matter protests and marches like nobody. It seems like there weren't spikes in Corona because of that. Good cause, you know what I'm saying? Corona is a good cause. Corona is a good cause. It's a good cause. Like I'm sitting, it's Trump cards in this thing, right? OK. Racism, police brutality, a video like George Floyd. That's a big Joker. Corona virus is kind of like the little Joker, deuces of diamonds. You know what I'm saying? I'm willing to risk my big Trump card. You know, I'm about that. This is worth it. Yes. You know, I can if I get it, I can say, hey, I was out of the protests. Nobody will call me an idiot. Nobody will shit on me. You know what I mean? But if I say, hey, I went to go watch Avengers and fucking Cowboy Stadium, it'd be like, good for you. It's fucking stupid. Then you get some Corona. Tell Thanos, snap your shit away. You know what I'm saying? Tell Thanos, fucking snap your shit away. And since, since, since going to see Avengers was worth it. Now it was, it was. They get. You know, Avengers was. I watched that shit every. I watched that shit once a week. Really? I watched the last hour. No, probably the last. It's like 50 minutes from when Hulk snap to when Tony Stark snaps. I watched that scene at least once a week. That segment of the movie I watch at least once a week. That's it gets my adrenaline going. That shit is like, that shit is like watching Rocky beat the Russian bro. I'm telling you, man, when fucking Captain America gets that goddamn hammer and he starts whaling on Thanos and then Thanos fucks him up and Thanos in that moment. Thanos realized he had enough of these motherfuckers when Thanos said, and all my years. Thanos is like an old grandma, old black grandma. Thanos said, and all my years, I have gone from planet to planet, universe to universe, destroying planets, and I've never taken it person. But what I'm about to do to your fucking planet, I am going to enjoy every moment of it. Cause he was sick of this shit. It was like, these motherfuckers will not go away. These motherfuckers went back in time to stop me. They back again. Why they fucking with my future so much? Why are you so committed to fucking up my future? Can you imagine how Thanos felt in that second, bro? Thanos was ill, bro. Thanos is the greatest superhero villain of all time. Ooh, speak on it. He is. Why you say that? Who's better than Thanos? All right, okay. Let me throw another one at you. Joker. Joker can't fuck with Thanos. Tell me why. Joker petty, Joker's a little fucking little, you're a local petty thief. You just want Gotham? That's all you wanted, just fucking Gotham? This fiction city? How did people not move out of Gotham, bro? Bye. Go to Jersey. Like, how much shit piece of code down in Gotham before you're like, I need to be in a Hoboken. What's going on? Thanos was a universal, world-wide, You can't avoid it. Planetary threat, you can't avoid it. Gotham, Joker, Penguin, Riddler, all that shit happened in that one city? Within 10 years, that's a tough decade. I know the problem. Go. Batman ain't had no black villains. Black man had one black villain. White people in that city would have had enough and got the fuck on, bro. And they white people were looking at Joker and Penguin, and they're like, they're just misunderstood. Joker got mental health issues. Penguin got body dysmorphia. They're just angry. Hurt people hurt people. The Riddler, you just don't understand his sense of humor. That's hysterical, one black guy comes in here, starts stealing purses. They're like, we need to move downtown. Exactly, guess who came to fucking dinner? Okay, if Batman had one black villain, that would have been enough for Gotham, bro. Oh my God, dude. I'd be so funny, like the first black guy that like Batman stops, and Batman's like, what are you guys doing? And they're like, what's up with your voice, fam? What's going on? You know, just speak regularly. You hear him? That is stupid-ass voice, bro. Yo, take a license, bro. Take a recala. How gentrified is Gotham? Bro, Gotham been gentrified since day one. Yeah. Like the only bad element in Gotham seems to be the villains. Yeah, yeah, keep waiting, wait, wait. What do you mean? Keep going on that. The only bad element in Gotham seems to be the villains. So like you're saying that, economy seems to be all right. Economy is great clearly. Bruce Wayne then was billionaires. And not only was Bruce Wayne then billionaires, nobody ever treated Bruce Wayne any differently. He was just walking around regularly. It's not like Tony Starks. When Tony Starks walked in a room, it's like people bow down. Shut it down. Whenever Bruce Wayne was, it seemed like it was people that was on his level. Yeah, he was just having like a nice business dinner. That's it? Mind your business, everywhere he goes, he wasn't even the life of the party any fucking way. Yeah, like he wasn't royalty. He didn't feel like royalty. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Interesting. Yeah, so you think we need some black villains? That's it. One black villain would have changed Gotham forever. Whoa. Because people would have moved. And then eventually Batman would have been like, well, fuck it. I don't have no reason to be here because I don't got nobody to protect. That is interesting. Like there are some ways where you could just like completely ruin comic books. You know what I mean? Like, like you could really ruin comic books, bro. They got a series coming out on Netflix. About what if? What if? Yeah, what if used to be a comic book as well, but it would say like, what if Iron Man was the king of Wakanda? You know what I'm saying? What if Spider-Man grew up in like a rural town? Where there was nothing to swing on. Where there was nothing to swing on, bro. He'd just be shooting come out of his wrists. Like, yo, look at this weirdo. Getting all the girls pregnant. That's what Spider-Man would have been doing. I didn't want to talk about this, man. I saw this this week, man. And I think it's very dangerous. I saw it happen to a couple of people. And I'm glad it didn't actually go anywhere. The accusers, people that accused Justin Bieber of rape. It was Justin Bieber. And there was another person, too, I saw. I can't remember who the other person was. Put that up for me, Taylor. It was like Tyler. He's part of a boy group. He's part of a boy group? Yeah, hold on. I'll find it. Yeah, look it up. The reason I thought that was dangerous was this. You should not be allowed. I can't tell you what you're allowed to do, because people are going to do it. You make fake Twitter accounts, right? No picture, no nothing. And you just tell this story. You just tell this story about how you were sexually assaulted, whatever. I think it's very journalist-y. Very styles. Very styles, the guy from One Direction. Cole Sprouse. Cole Sprouse? That's his name. Oh, no, that is, bro. Yeah, Cole Sprouse. That sounds like a side dish. He's from Riverdale? Oh, the show Riverdale? From Riverdale and the Suite like the Zack and Cody. Anyway, what I'm simply trying to say is, these anonymous Twitter accounts popped up, right? No pictures, no nothing. They were telling these stories. I thought it was very journalistically irresponsible for media outlets to turn that into a headline. Yeah. Twitter is garbage. You can't do that. You're not going to do no fact-checking. You're not going to do no vetting. Can I tell you something? Random Twitter accounts? Can I tell you something how lazy these journals are? So in the post, I think it was like, yes, there is something like that. I got written up with a few other comedians about people who were comedians who were succeeding during corona or quarantine. When the girl that wrote the story messaged me, she had no fucking clue about me at all. I was like, are you familiar with any of the things I've been doing, like the rant that I do weekly, or the podcast I do? Are you familiar with any of this shit? She was like, oh no, someone told me that you were involved in the call her daddy beef. I was like, so you were going to write an article about how I'm winning during corona and have no fucking clue nor any research before you even have a conversation with me? And I called her out. I was like, yo, you're the reason why Trump, when Trump says fake news, people believe him. No, you're right. You're the fucking reason why your business is going down because there's no integrity in this shit. It's like, yo, you got to do the research. Bro, we do this weekly rant, right? You know how fucking hard it is to find a topic that we really care about? One topic a week for five minutes. These people that do it every single day, you got to make some shit up. You got to make some shit up. You really do? Because I'm not going to lie. I was disgusted by the Justin Bieber stuff only because like, listen, if it's an actual woman, right? Somebody that you can verify that this person really exists. She has every right to tell her a story. Yes. If you want to run with the story, cool. When an anonymous a Twitter account? No, I be. With no picture? No. Like I don't even think it was a last name. And Justin had receipts too. And Justin came with the receipts, bro. I didn't like that either, but I understand why he did it. No, you got to do it, bro. You got to do it. I get it. Sometimes you got to nip it in the bud. Sometimes you don't. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at however you choose to handle it. Right? He nipped it in the bud. I probably would have ignored it only because I'm like, I'm not ignore. I'm not responding to these anonymous Twitter trolls. It's like, yo, you can't give people that kind of powers, what I'm saying. Because once you go down that rabbit hole, they're going to be doing all types of shit like that. Because all they care, it's like some people get off on these, seeing these fake stories that they create and go by. It's weird, bro. It's empowering to them, right? They're in their fucking grandparents' basement. They have no power in their own personal lives. They're like, wow, can I take down this big person? Can I take down this corporation? Can I get this guy fired? They get off on that shit. And it's funny, man, how these stories like pop up and the things that you get canceled for. Because we were like mapping it out yesterday. Like the things that people are getting canceled for now are either racism or sexual misconduct, right? Those are the two categories, right? It seems to me, racism, if it's proved that it was a joke, you don't get canceled. You get kind of like paused, right? You just kind of like got to chill and then you can come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can look at all these people who've done blackface that they apologize and then everything keeps on going or they get chastised on the internet for a couple of days. As long as it's a joke, they're forgiven and they come back. But any of that sexual misconduct shit is a wrap, bro. Yeah, I mean, because the sexual misconduct stuff is a crime and it's a violent crime. And if you can't, if you don't have no real receipts, like DNA test or video to prove you wasn't there, like you got to have real receipts in order for people to look at you and be like, all right, be good, you know? But if you don't have no receipts and it's just, he said, she said 95% of the time, they probably going side with the woman. And that's why I can't be mad at them for that. No, but that's why like, there's two components like, one, that's why if somebody comes at you with some fake shit, right? In the sexual misconduct category, you got to fight for your life, bro. You got to fight for your life, get your lawyers fucking life. You got to go down, swing, swing, swing, bro. Start hooking off on motherfuckers. By hooking off, I don't actually mean punching people, but like, you'll post the evidence, do everything you want, because that's a stain that don't come out. So don't let that stain set. I think that website should be held liable. Who, Twitter? Yes, I think the social media sites, I think the websites that run this shit, you got to be held liable because if people are able to come on your platform and slander you in that way, with no evidence, no proof, and now your reputation is fucked up or you lose opportunities or whatever it is, yes. Yes, just to be able to sue the fuck out of Twitter. If Twitter didn't, man, I don't even know. I'm about to say if Twitter didn't handle it in a timely manner, but how do you fucking know? Well, here's the thing. She goes up and goes viral. Here's the thing about Twitter, right? Twitter's unique in terms of like, all the other social media platforms, it's unique in the way that it makes things trend and like promotes trending things. And it's really easy to get something trending. You can get something trending with like 20, you know, posts about it from different accounts. So now all of a sudden this shit is trending and then once something is trending, people go, oh, that must be the story. So Twitter creates all these stories based on their algorithm, right? In a way that no other social media platform does. And it really creates the hysteria. So yeah, they should be kind of held accountable if you're making this bigger than it really fucking is. Yeah, I mean, somebody gotta be held accountable because you can't never get to those goddamn trolls. By the way, that is a new level of trolling. That's a new level of trolling. You a different type of troll when you do some shit like that. Like the wake up one day and say, I'm gonna make a fake Twitter account and tell these stories about XYZ individual and then have that person respond to the story. I'm telling you as some little kid somewhere or some adult somewhere, getting off on that shit, getting off on the fact that his story was a headline on all of these different websites that Justin Bieber replied to his story. I'm telling you, he's sitting around right now in Gotham, okay? About to be a supervillain showing fucking his friends what he just caused on the internet. And as far as, you know, what you was talking about with the Jimmy Kimmel. Ballant. All that shit. Silverman, yeah. This isn't a positively brilliant R. What a fucking idiot. This is just another observation. It comes to point in time where we as a community, people of a certain age, we have to sit down and have a conversation about cultural context. Because cultural context matters. The 80s, I'm only speaking for the errors that I was around for. The 80s, the 90s, the early 2000s, it was a wild time. It was a wild fucking time. I don't even know how to explain it to you if you weren't there. If I was born in the year 2000 and I was one of these young, progressive, woke, leaned all the way to the left liberals and I watched some of this shit from the 80s, some of this shit from the 90s, some of this shit from the 2000s. Whether it was TV film, listening to music, I totally understand your outreach. I totally understand why you're upset. And I'm not even gonna sit here and say things like, well, I was just a man of the time where Jimmy Kimmel was just a man of the time. There was a time where it was all about how shocking you could be. It was all about pushing shit to the motherfucking limit. There was no line, okay? That line, y'all talk about crossing now, motherfuckers used to fucking Millie rock over that shit, trip walk all over that shit, okay? Moon walk all over that shit. He give a fuck about no line. And if you're gonna be mad at Jimmy Kimmel, you gotta be mad at the whole system. And the reason I say that is he was on a talk show, a popular talk show. That means he had a network that was okay with this shit. It was standards and practices that was okay with this shit. It was a group of writers that was okay with this shit. It was a show runner that was okay with this shit. They all collectively came together and said, hey man, this is a good idea. So you gotta understand cultural context, bro. Cultural context fucking matters. People were driving the speed limit that the highway allowed you to drive back then. Right. And when they changed the speed limit and it was time to slow down because it was the best thing for all of us, we all slowed the fuck down. And isn't it proof that people can't change given the context of the time they live in? Like that's why I don't understand why people wanna cancel them for what they did 20 years ago. Like Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel have become like the neutered, unfunny, woke people that the extreme left wants them to be. Right? Like back in the day, Kimmel used to be funny. Like he had the man show on Comedy Central. He would like take risks, et cetera. And he wasn't like wagging his finger at people for bad behavior. But he's changed into the cuck that the left wants him to be. I think when you're a Jimmy Kimmel or anybody, you know, I use me as an example. I'm not preaching at nobody. Right. But I know what I was, I know what the fuck I was. Okay? I'm not delusional about it. I'm not coming from a judgy point of view where I'm like, Jimmy Kimmel is wrong for wearing blackface and he needs to be canceled. No. Jimmy Kimmel needs to be viewed at through the lens of cultural context. And what was his intention? Even with Howard Stern. I'm a diehard Howard Stern fan. I'm a radio guy, you know what I'm saying? Somebody said to me yesterday, yo, what Howard Stern did was racist. I'm like, bro, Howard Stern was a shock jock. Everybody, everybody got it with Howard Stern. Anybody could get it. Black people, Jewish people, Asian people, gay people, like whatever limit there was to push when it came to racist shit, sexist shit, misogynistic shit, Howard Stern would give you that. So he was a shock jock. He wasn't targeting one group. You know what I'm saying? And saying this is the group I'm gonna go after. This is what I'm gonna, no, that wasn't his shtick at all. His shtick was shock. If it could shock you, that's what he was going for. Right. Cultural context matters, man. It really does. What you gonna cancel? You wanna cancel Snoop Dogg? Cause Snoop Dogg's old music cause Snoop Dogg had a murder case back in the day. Like it was, it's people grow, people evolve, but also once again, context fucking matters. Cultural context matters. Why is it we got a statue of limitations on crime but not jokes? Because a lot of people are discovering this sht now and they really don't, bro this sht is literally like being in the quantum realm. There's no, we don't have no, we don't have no, no, what's the word of time? No, no concept of time. Time, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't have no concept of time on the internet. On the internet, if you see Jimmy Kimmel in blackface, you don't get, I don't give a fuck if it's 20 years ago. This is Jimmy Kimmel in blackface. Right, right, right. If you see Howard Stern, you know, saying the n-word, there's no cultural context. This is Howard Stern saying the n-word. It doesn't matter that he said this sht 25, 30 years ago. It doesn't matter what the joke was. It's like, this is wrong. And by the way, it probably was wrong then. And we were just too young and too high and too not given a fuck to notice. You know what I mean? But I'm just telling you that a lot of this sht went down, bro. A lot of this sht in the 80s, 90s. It's movies I can tell you to watch right now that you would be like, holy sht. I actually want to do a TV show or a YouTube series about that. About what? Like problematic glasses. Like, you know how you got the 3D glasses? Problematic glasses. Seeing content through a problematic lens. Like, now that you're older and you're a little bit more wiser and you know what people deem problematic, going through these different movies and TV shows with a fine-tooth comb and pointing out things that are problematic. You'll be fucking shocked. I mean, that's what we like. We like problematic shit. Like, it's what we're drawn to. Right? Yeah, I mean, it's sht that they show now that you wouldn't even realize it. Like, Marty McFly's daddy punched Biff in the jaw and knocked him out. After Biff just finished sexually assaulting Marty McFly's mom and back to the future. Yeah. In a goddamn old-school car in front of a high school. In a PG movie. In a PG fucking old PG-13 Max. It wasn't R, right? No, I don't think it was PG-13 at all. I think it might have been PG. Yeah, I think back to the future with PG. Yeah. But Biff was excited. Yeah. Biff saw her in that car in that dress and he was like, oh, shit, we got action. And for the next five minutes of the movie, they fighting in the front seat. It's like, but that was regular in a PG movie. Yeah. So it's just like, yo, it's a lot of shit that happened in that era in that time. That we need to have, we should have a discussion about cultural context, bro. Yeah, that's also important. And also it's like, like another discussion that's interesting to have is like, I've just been talking to my girl about stuff as all these kind of like accusations come out. It's like, literally every girl that I've spoken to has a story with a dude where the guy did something like really shady and made her feel uncomfortable. Literally every single girl that I've spoken to has a story where it was like, yeah, I actually felt like unsafe in that moment. I was like scared, right? So I think I get why like the Me Too movement or like these movements where women are coming in and they're speaking out, I guess I get why it happens because for so long they've probably complained about this stuff and nobody listened. Nobody paid no attention, yeah. Nobody paid. So the second somebody's willing to listen, all of a sudden they're like, well, shit, I got something to say too. Everybody ignored me in the fucking 80s. I'd love to tell you all about some shit. Well, that's why it's called Me Too. And by the way, when you have a village, it gives you confidence. It gives you confidence. So it's like, I get that. And then obviously with that, you're gonna get maybe an overcorrection. You're gonna get these stories like the one about Bieber that are fake and then the reason why these people who create these fake stories are so bad is because they de-legitimize all the real fucking stories that these girls gotta deal with that they're finally getting listened to. And you give and go. We shouldn't legitimize anonymous Twitter handles. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like we got a, and I think we have, like the media has, but we really do have to take these sexual assault cases, these rape cases a lot more serious. And when you're just letting anonymous Twitter handles have a voice, anonymous Twitter handles with no pictures, no nothing. That's not good. Yeah. That's not good. Save that blog space or that print space for a real story, a story that has some credibility behind it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yo, talking about a real story, Taylor said she had a clip ring. Isn't that mutilation? Yo, that is self-mutilation. That's self-mutilation, yo. That's self-vaginal mutilation. It was just piercing in the ears and everything. That's mutilation too. What? I don't really know what mutilation. Why does, why does, why does Shosh know you got a clip ring, Taylor? What were y'all talking about? I don't know. I just got distracted by Charlotte's hairline. Can you take your hat off again? That shit was adorable, bro. This shit going Friday though. Say what? This shit going Friday. I mean, it never really was here. I don't got it. No, it's kind of growing now and I see it. I think you guys just shave the middle of it and then just keep the sides. No, I do not do Jeffish. That's that monostat seven and that you're making cast oil. Yo, honestly, can I see the back? Do you have any bald spot in the crown or not? No. No, you out here shy. You might want to just kind of get a little, before you shave it down, you might want to see what the bartender, bartender, the barber could do to it. I know, I'm drunk. You might want to see what the barber could do. The barber might be able to salvage that. All he needs to do, he just... I don't want it. I don't like hair, bro. Yeah. I don't like hair. I don't like hair to wait till it don't like her clit. Excuse me. That's not what it is. What was going through your mind when you decided to shoot a hole through your clitoris? I just thought it was sexy. Oh. And I realized... Where did you see one at? On porn. So you were watching porn, you saw the porn girls had a thing through their clit and then you're like, I'm going to get that. And then you just went to your local piercer? I didn't go to my local piercer. Where'd you... You had your friend do it? How'd you go to... No, I mean, there's piercings downtown or people do piercings downtown, whatever, like actual building, whatever. Yeah. And I said, I wanted it done. They get... They have people do that all the time, though. Wow, that's awesome. Who picked out the airing? And what kind of airing is a hoop? First of all, I don't have it anymore. But when you had it, what was it? Like a wine cork? It was just like... A wine cork? It's just like, what do you call it? A silver ball. It's a bar. A barbell thing. Yeah, that's it. And it was like a pinch, that's it. What smells worse? The airing back when it's in your ear or the airing back when it's on your clit? First of all, my clit, my vagina doesn't smell, period. And then it will probably be my airing, though, if you're going to make a choice. Really? The airing back when it's in your ear? Can I'm always... As a woman, you have to constantly clean your vagina. Vagina? Yeah. Not constantly, but like, you gotta make sure it's good. Ah! What, what? So are you admitting? Tell again? No, I'm not. I'm not. Are you admitting that your airing stank? Is that my what? Dude, you know it's crazy. Are you admitting your airing stank? Yeah, because I don't take them out all the time. Yeah, probably. Like, I'm not saying that. Ah! Wow. Wow, Taylor. That's wow. This is the second airing. Like, I don't... Liberty is crazy, because, you know what? Your clitoris has a crack in it. No, it actually, it closed up very quickly. It did? Yeah. Whoa. So listen, why did you get rid of it? I... Did it get caught in some jeans? No, I got rid of it. I got rid of it because niggas don't know how to eat your pussy without trying to play with that. They don't want to get real. Wait, wait, wait. Why'd you get so fucked out like that? Dude, that was sick. You know, that was sick. You really put your foot down on that one. Let's go, Taylor. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Let me shake that cankster off of you real quick. She sound like she got a big ass bucket. She sound like she got a big ass beard with a big, long Allen Iverson jersey on with a Philly cheese stick in her head standing on the block, standing on the block, talking about, yo, niggas don't know how to eat pussy, y'all. Taurus. The fuck? Wait, what would they do with the... They were just like, it was really just to be for decoration and they felt like you're supposed to keep playing with it and that's not what you're supposed to do. So you're telling me when you smelt that airing, it had male saliva on it and whatever you were... Why? No, what do you... What? They had to lick all over it. They did have to lick all over it. So there's probably no saliva. Because I know you smelt it. Oh, saliva. With some whiz. You took it out and you put it right to your nose. That's the first thing you did. I don't know why we do that as humans, but we do. What? No, I didn't. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. There's actually... The first thing you did when you took it out was smell it. Now, did you put it in your ear? Did you re-purpose the... Damn, what? No. Did a guy ever whisper in your ear and he was like, this smells like pussy, yo. Watch this. What? Yeah, I think so. No, I ain't. Yeah. I had to text Taylor last week because I was reading YouTube comments. What happened? Whenever I feel like torturing myself, that's what I like to do. It's sort of like self-mutilation, I guess, right? It's kind of like cutting. For real, it's kind of like cutting, right? Okay, go. So, I'm on YouTube and they're like, yo, Charlamagne bullies Taylor. He doesn't ever let Taylor talk. And I'm like, Taylor, you feel like a bully? The tides are turning? Is there Taylor's support out there? No, they hate her. No, there is, though. They always preference it with, I hate Taylor, but. But. They always make sure to say, I hate Taylor, but. That's not true. That is very true. I get stuff in my DMs all the time, but I don't, like, I've known you for how long, five years now, Charlotte? Like, I don't know. That's it? Yeah. Now, did you know him BC, before Clint, or, like, after? I didn't know him. I didn't know him. I didn't know him. When did you get it rid of him? He's so happy about this. Like, a couple years ago. Huh? A couple years ago. Oh, OK. I hooked up with only five years. One girl I hooked up with had it, but she had her lip pierced. Yeah, it was weird. And I didn't know what to do, so I just moved the ring out the way, and then I just did what I did. I didn't know that the ring was just there for decoration. That's a new to me. Yes, you're not supposed to, like, guys think you're supposed to, like, suck. No, that hurts. Like, it hurts? Yes, there's a piercing in it. Like, why are you trying to tear it up? Like, just go towards, like, lower. Go towards the vagina. Oh, yeah. Maybe you should have pierced the part that you want them to lick, and then it'd be like a cool target. No. You know? You know what I'm saying? But, either way, back to what Charlotte's saying. Yes. I don't take it necessarily personal, because I don't know, I just, like, in a way, with my friends, we kind of give them the real shit, too. Like, I don't know, it's not like... You're used to jokes. Yeah, like, I'm used to jokes and everything else like that. That's why you get along with this show. You go for it. Yeah, absolutely. I don't care as much as I did this weekend, though. I was just a little sensitive. But you were in your feelings when you were looking at them comments and everybody was defending Taylor? I was somewhere between O and K. But Charlotte, we have talks all the time after that. Like, you know what I mean? So it's not like... I'm very, I'm very... I try to be very aware of how I make the people around me feel. I'm very aware of that, because I don't care about the opinion of other people that don't know me. You're bad funny. Well, that's a great way of describing it. I'm not aware of how I make you feel. Now, I might make you feel like, shit, but at least I'm aware that it might happen. It might happen. Listen, I am in a quiet taste. Shotes, you're in a quiet taste. Well, I was on a conference call yesterday crying, laughing, because they was asking me to participate in something. And I was like, well, who's all participating? And they was like, well, everybody said yes, except for one person, because he can't do it. But Andrew Shotes just told us no. Just flat out no. Just flat out no. And I'm dying, laughing, right? And I go, why would Andrew, I said to them, I said, why would Andrew say no? And then in my mind, I'm thinking, you know what a fuck he said no. It's Andrew, that's what the fuck is wrong with you. So I'm dying, laughing. And I'm like, I'm gonna call Andrew and find out why he didn't do it. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. What is it, the doing shit? I don't think we can say it. I don't wanna put it out there. Nah, cause I don't think they advertise this shit. But still they, you could bleep it. But you know why? Yeah, let's bleep it, let's bleep it, let's bleep it. I just thought it was funny because when you know your people, shit like that, don't surprise you. Wait, so what happened? Break it down, what happened? I'm talking, I'm just on the phone, you know what I mean? And I'm like, all right, I'm down. And I'm like, well, who's all involved? Who's all involved? And it was just telling everybody that's involved. And they was like, only one person cause they couldn't do it. No, two people cause they couldn't do it. But then Andrew just flat out told us no. Andrew Schoes told us no. It's fucking crazy. I'm like, has he gave you all the fucking has he again? I'm like, so he didn't give you all the reasons? He was like, no, he was just like, no. No, that's the reason. No, by the way, no should be enough, right? Like, what? When we say no, should mean no. Yeah, why can't no mean no? Why they trying to put the tip in? You know what I mean? They out here trying to put the tip in, bro. Why can't no mean no, yeah. No, you cannot just eat it, okay? No, let's bleep it though. I don't wanna blow their spot up. I don't wanna blow up the effect what they're trying to do. Amen. I wish them best of luck. I'm super, you know what I mean? I'm the most grateful for everything. I'm super grateful. It's always love right there. But you know, you could still make correct business decisions, you know, and if I don't think it's the right business decision, I don't know. I'm not gonna rock with you. Simple as that. I'm with you, I'm with you. I also asked them how much they were paying and they didn't say, so the answer was. Yeah, something like that, I wouldn't even, money, I wouldn't even be thinking about money. I'd love to be in that position. That's a nice position. That's a nice position. I'ma be honest with you. I know for a fact that at this point in my life, money is not movement. Money is not what? Money has never really, ever truly moved me, to be honest with you. Yeah. I like doing things that have meaning. I like doing things that have purpose. Right. You know what I'm saying? I wanna do things that can empower other people and I wanna do things that make the world better. You know what, I fuck with you 100%. I think that's right. I don't think, I think we've, some of what we've been saying on this show forever is that money does not motivate us. But money does allow you to do certain things. Absolutely. And if like crazy amount of money allows us to like expand the studio or film a show that we wanna do or like create our own projects. It gives you freedom. It gives you freedom and that's really the idea for me, you know, with money and that kind of stuff. But we'll see what happens, bro. We'll see what happens. It doesn't give you peace of mind. I need people to really understand that. Cause I'ma tell you something that I've added to my repertoire. I am a full blown tree hugger now, bro. What you mean? I'm a fucking tree hugger. Like legitimately going in my backyard and putting my hands on trees and putting my forehead to the trees and praying and meditating. Let me tell you something. That's not a tree hugger, bro. What's a tree hugger? Yo son. Shuh, shuh, shuh, a tree hugger. Am I a tree fondler? No, no, a tree hugger is a derogatory term used for hippies. Cause they love the environment. But I thought it's because they, I thought it's because they so in touch with nature that they go and they touch things No, they're just making fun of them. They're basically like, yo, you love nature so much you would hug a tree. They just clown in. Mother, they don't really think they hug trees. You out here hugging trees, bro. I was on the phone, my sacred purpose coach. Salute Yachty. With your what? My sacred purpose coach. How much money you spending a week on just like mental health? Shit. That's where my money goes, baby. I'm not, I don't. Holy shit. Y'all go buy the fandoms in the ghost. I'm investing in my mental well for real, for real. Yo, just call me. I got you. I do that too. 30 minutes a week. You just tell me about the trees you want to hug. I'll be like, don't do that shit. And then we'll get off the phone. It'll be nice. Listen, all that counts. I like therapy. I like my sacred purpose coach. I got my goddamn, my, my, my gemstones courtesy of calm bliss with the Debbie Brown. Come on. I got all of that shit. I'm burning. I'm like an incense. I got that goddamn Badoo pussy incense. Wait, what? That Badoo pussy, baby. Yo, I don't know. I don't know if you can have that in the fucking house, bro. My wife loves Erica Badoo. I ordered it for her. Wait, what does it smell like? My wife loves Erica Badoo. I wanted Erica Badoo's website. Bro. I was on Erica Badoo's website. I spent about $400. Quick. So what does Badoo think her pussy smells like? First of all, you put your shit in the smell. Say again? You put your shit in the smell. Bro, you just told us you're erring back on your clip stink. Yeah, no, I didn't. You said that. Don't try to do that. You said it smelled like Ischka Bibles. That's what you say. I want some now, though. Yum. You want what, Ischka Bibles? Yeah, I haven't had a cheese stick in so long. No, but for real, what does Badoo smell like? Why does the smell of your pussy make you hungry anyway? What'd you say? You say what does it smell like? It smells good. I love it. My daughter, my oldest daughter hates the smell of incense, period. But I like the smell of that Erica Badoo. I'll be like, I'm taking that shit with me if I go somewhere. I'm lighting that shit out in the backyard. I got my sage going. Like I'm into this shit for real for real. Stop it with this shit. No, I'm out. I'm into it. You into gemstones. You're into sage. So you know like the different types and like the different names of the gemstones and everything like that? No, but I would encourage everybody to go by my sister, Debbie Brown's book, Droppin' Gems. No, it's called Christ. Hold on, what the hell is the name of Dev book? I'm going to tell y'all right now. Dev breaks down all the meanings of all the stones. It's taking every ounce of energy in my body to not trash this. Yay! It is so hard. Oh, you want to take it back to the 90s and let that slur rip, don't you? Listen, Dev's book is called Crystal Bliss, Attract Love, Feed Your Spirit, Manifest Your Dreams. But nah, I'm into all that. I was on the phone with Yachty. And I was talking to her. Why is there girls that can't get a diamond ring love gemstones? All these, all these single women out here loving fucking rhinestones. No, that's not true. But you have one too, though. Debbie's married in Rich. Say what? Debbie's married in Rich. Yeah, she's selling that book to a bunch of broke single ladies, bro. No, she's into mindfulness. And by the way, Beyonce just said on that new song Black Red, I charge my gems under the full moon. Oh, shit. Yes, I charge my gems under the full moon. But listen, quick, quick story before we go to break, because I got to do a conference call real quick. It'll take like five, 10 minutes. OK. My circuit purpose coach, I'm on the phone with her. I'm going through it. I'm somewhere between O and K, right? But I'm going to be honest with you. What does that mean? What does that mean? I don't know. That's just how I feel. I really feel like I'm somewhere between O and K. Like in terms of the alphabet, like ABC, DS, GH, GH. In terms of how I'm doing. Oh, the word OK. Yes. And you're in the middle of it. Yes, because the jazz shit, fuck. I'm not going to lie. Jasmine shit, fuck me up, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It bothers me at wild, weird times. Yeah, yeah. So Yachty goes, you have several trees in your backyard. Yeah. She doesn't even know I have trees. Yeah. I said, I want you to go outside. Yeah. Put your hands on the tree, put your forehead on the tree, pray, breathe, meditate. I went out there and I did that that day. Let me tell you something. The head. I immediately felt great. So I've been doing it every day since. Nyla, my little homie Nyla, my niece Nyla. Nyla came over to the crib. Hold on. Can we go back to these three things? Excuse me, Lloyd, come out. I'm going back. There's the person that told you to do this. Me and Nyla was out there together. Excuse me. You never asked me. Hold on. Hold on. Ask you what? Hold on. I'll get a tree. Hold on. Hold on. Is the person that told you to go do this with the tree white? Indigenous. They're indigenous. Indigenous. OK. Yes. Yes. So they know. I got my shoes off. I'm connected to the ground. For any of our white listeners, please do not advise black people, go hug trees or do anything with trees. No. You can hug all the trees you want in your yard. Now I wouldn't advise you to do this in Central Park. They're going to lock your ass to fuck up. OK? That looks very suspicious. All right? Well, me and Nyla together was on one tree with our foreheads to the tree. I know my neighbor was looking like, what the fuck are these black people doing? OK? They're doing some type of séance or something in the background. That's not what he was thinking. 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Make sure you use the promo code idiots. You get that free, just $5 shipping. Let's get back to the show. All right, we back. So where were we? We were talking about Charlotte and you tree hugging. We was talking about, yeah, listen, hugging trees is really good for your health. And I actually just looked it up because I never did any research on it. This is just something that my sacred purpose coach Yachty told me to do. And so I went out there and I was barefoot and I'm in my backyard and I got my hands on the trees and I got my forehead to the trees and I'm praying and I'm meditating and I'm taking deep breaths and I'm not going to lie. I felt whatever energy was coming from that tree was radiating through my body. And I just looked up that hugging a tree increases levels of hormone oxy. This can't be oxycontin. It's not natural oxycontin in your body. Is it right? Oxychotin. I don't think so. Maybe. O X Y T O C I N. How do you pronounce it? Oxytocin. Oxytocin. So it increases levels of hormone oxytocin. This hormone is responsible for feeling calm and emotional bonding. When hugging a tree, the hormones serotonin and dopamine make you feel happier. And I'm not gonna front. It does. I've been doing it. I've been going out to like every day, bro. Yo, yo. You try it. You try to fuck that tree, bro. Come on, bro, be honest. Be honest, bro. If hugging it feels good, how would it feel if you slide that meat in that tree? You know how sometimes trees got them little knots on it to look like a fat purse? I would never fuck the tree. Do you know the ones I'm talking about? I do. I would never fuck the tree cause trees can't consent. But. Well, why would it be just waving in the wind like that? If it did. Yo, yo, yo, why would it be waving in the wind like that? If it didn't want you to chop that thing down. Yo, shut up. You just in my backyard. Son. You just, trees don't wear clothes. Trees don't wear clothes. I guess bark is close. Huh? Well, why would it be barking at you if it didn't want you to climb that tree? Ooh, I hear you, dog. You know what I'm saying? You want me to give you this bone. That's why you barking at me, Mr. Tree. I'm just saying, come fall, them trees look real naked, Sharla. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I'm never gonna look at a tree. That's why you look a little bare. You look a little bare in the fall. Bare in the fall. Mother nature's pimping you out to me. Ooh, you need something to warm you up, Mr. Tree? Why'd you say Mr? Yo. Why the fuck? Why every episode? Why do I have this? The mail cop, there you go, Mr. Tree. Bro, you know what you gotta do? Bro, you know what you gotta do? You gotta put the syrup into the tree. That's all Sarbizdo. What is it? What do you call it? Maple syrup. Yeah, but it's not syrup. It's a word for it. That's on tree. You can't remember. Sap. Sap ain't nothing but tree sperm. That's what I'm saying. You gotta put the tree sperm in there. How do you think it got in there in the first place, bro? What if you put your tongue on the tree sap? Say what? What if you put your tongue on the tree sap? And what if you lick the tree sap? Yeah, that's what syrup is. Maple syrup, dude. No. Put it on your pancakes, bro. Serp is from a certain tree, though. It's from the maple tree. Exactly. So if you're not a maple tree, then you don't have maple syrup. But if you're just a regular tree, you got regular syrup. You just got regular sap. Yeah, that's sad. All I'm telling y'all is, hug a tree. Now, during the break, when I had to go do this little Zoom meeting, Taylor called Nyla. You said you FaceTime Nyla. Yes, and she said that she was hugging the tree. FaceTime her right now. See if we can get her on the mic. See if we can get her recorded. Maybe I could just have her call into the Zoom. No. Yeah, I'm gonna give her the Zoom link and then she can maybe call in. No, no, no, no, no. Cause she don't seem like she in the state to call into the Zoom. No, she was talking fine, right? What is she talking about, fine? She can call in from her phone? Yeah. Oh, she can't. Yeah, she can't. It's an app, Sharla. I don't know shit about technology. What are you talking about? I never tried it. I didn't know you could call in from the goddamn Zoom. I had no idea. Hey, NBA coming back, baby. Yo, what you think about it? I'm cool with it. I'm like, I don't have a problem with it. You think they're gonna use Corona Warfare? What is Corona Warfare? Call finish it? I'm saying like if you know that you got the Lakers in the first round, are you gonna do whatever it takes to give King James that Rona? You're gonna send some Corona his way. Wow. You know, he orders delivery. Like if they could send some poisonous pizza to MJ, you don't think they could send some Corona? So you're saying they would use Biological Warfare? I'm just saying, how bad do you want to win? Very interesting. If you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough. Is that what they said? I wonder if I want- Why does it never work with marriage? I wonder if the NBA is gonna be honest with players that are asymptomatic, though. Ooh. Because if LeBron tests positive for Corona and he's asymptomatic, you really think they're gonna quarantine Braun for 14 days? Nope. Get the fuck out of here. Nope. You think they're gonna really quarantine Kawhi Leonard for 14 days? Hell no. Are they gonna quarantine James Hart? No. You're gonna have to really be showing signs, passing out like our good brother DL Hugley. What happened to DL, bro? DL's interesting. DL's interesting because I've had that before. I've been dehydrated and exhausted, yeah. But he tested positive for Corona. But that wasn't the reason why it passed out, right? He was just like traveling a lot, dehydrated. I don't even think he's been traveling a lot. I think that might've been his first show back. Cause he been on quarantine. All this shit just started back. Yo, feel better DL. I prayed for DL. I prayed for DL one cause I love DL. He really is? He caused me his daughter. That's her stepdad? No, he caused me his daughter though. And that seemed to remind me of his daughter. Oh. I prayed for DL one because DL is hilarious. And I think DL is a brilliant mind. And I love DL, but also I prayed for him because he got a quarantine in Nashville, bro. Like it's very important to know where you test positive for Corona virus. Bro. Don't test positive. Don't even go for a test in a city you don't wanna be stuck in for the next 14 days. If you like white girls with blonde hair, and fat asses, Nashville is the place to be my friend. Nashville is one of the most slept on cities on the planet. Well, Nashville's incredible. I know. I mean, listen, I rock with Nashville. My man Bobby Bowles is in Nashville. He fall for asses. Taylor getting all jealous. I'm not kidding. Of these white Nubian queens and their fat ass donkeys that they got on the back of them. That whole challenge where the guy stands on the girl's back started with white women. Stop. Yes, it did. It did. It did start with a white woman. It started with white women and their fat asses. White women got high fat asses that we've been stepping on for years. So you like Nashville? Yo, Nashville is this shit. Word. Nashville is an amazing party city because from what I experienced there and people in Nashville probably tell me I'm wrong. What I experienced there is like it doesn't have that kind of like classism, elitism that New York does in a party scene. Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, listen, my man Bobby Bowles lives in Nashville. Young Buck been screaming Cashville, Tennessee forever. That's right. You know what I mean? That's the young buck. I know a few people from Nashville now that I think about it. Yo, Nashville is a fun fucking city, bro. He might have made that shit up. Just to stay there for 14 days. Just to stay there. I mean, that's a great way to get away from your wife, bro. You say you got the wrong one. But that's the third. Fuck white girls with the he-haul. But that's what I meant when I said you got to, you know, I prayed for him because like Nashville, I don't want to be away from nobody for 14 days. Especially at, you know what I mean? I just wanted to do comedy at Zany's for the weekend. Yeah, I want to be here for the next 14 days. Yeah, but what if you could be like smothered in white women? Smothered in them. Black lives matter. They what? That's right. Black lives matter. That's true. And black men don't cheat. And black men don't cheat. DL would last all effects. But white women bleach their buttholes. So sometimes you got to check that out. And then Nashville is the capital of that. Bleach buttholes? Bleach buttholes. When they bleach it, it's just the same color as what they are. Bro, their buttholes look like church wafers. Why do you think we started eating them? Yeah, man, that's what we do. DL could not, if DL got caught with a white woman right now, man. Oh my god. But why do you think DL's chin hair is so white? That would be like that. He met church wafers. No, I'm telling you, by the way. I'm telling a joke at DL. DL, if DL get caught with a white woman right now. It'd be a problem. You have to cancel some of the protest. Wait, why? Because he's so pro-black. You could be pro-black and be with a white woman. Like it's always, no. But like he's. 9 in 2020. He's putting up. What about Jordan Peele? You don't follow him on Instagram? Jordan Peele. You know who he is? Jordan Peele, the director? Yeah. He got all those movies about how. That was a movie, bro. He ain't really with no white woman. He's with a white woman. His wife is white. He's a white woman. What happened to Nila? I saw Nila up just now. She didn't come on. Why are you switching the topic? Huh? Oh, she didn't come on? Yeah, she was up there. I didn't see her pop in. Yo, look at Dwayne got the sexy view. Huggy bear. Yeah. I want to see what Nila thinks about the tree hugging, man. She's red. Well, now I am ready for the NBA to come back. I saw what's the kid named Bradley from the Lakers? Avery Bradley. Avery Bradley said he's not playing this year. Yo, turn your computer a little bit so you're more in the center. Yeah, he said he's not playing this year. So they bringing in J.R. Smith, I heard. OK. I don't know, man. I think whoever stayed in shape throughout the three-month quarantine is who's going to end up being the NBA finals champion. And I'm going to tell you something else. All of y'all out there that said the NBA is going to be a distraction from the protests. That's me. Turn your goddamn TVs off. I'm boycotting, bro. Don't even turn a game on. I'm not. Why do you want the NBA back so bad? I don't want the NBA back so bad. I just don't think that it would be a distraction to anything that's going on out here. In fact, if you look at the way the media is going right now, the media has already kind of moved away from making the protests the primary thing that it's talking about. Good point. I'm back in. The NBA would come and put light on it again. Yo, that's a good point. I hear you got me back. I'm watching, bro. But you don't think it's going to be stronger? I'm just saying you don't think it'll be stronger because a lot of, especially the white-owned teams and everything, they want NBA back. So this is their part of for them to use their power and be like, no, we want all this shit before we go into playing again. I don't think y'all know how government works. Yeah. But I'm saying you don't think they want to. You don't think that the government, I know all them watch balls like that. Only thing stronger than government is a white woman's ass. Doesn't it? That's it. As we're recording this right now, we're recording this. And the Senate hearing is on right now. You know what they're in the Senate debating right now? Hillary Clinton. No, they're debating police reform. They know NBA owners in there. They know NBA players in there. They're literally, if you turn the TV on right now, you will see this Senate debating police reform right now. And like I said, there's no NBA owners. There's no NBA players. They're like, what do y'all want these people to do? But I'm just saying because it's so like so many people like the sport, they could put a stance to making it more powerful where it's like, OK, if we got to get it for us to get the NBA back, we got to get this done. Like, I don't know. I just feel like it'll be more powerful. They there's not, first of all, no police reform is going to get passed until well after November. You know, it's not going to be Tim Scotch build that gets passed no time soon. It's not going to be the Democrats Justice and Police and that gets no time soon. This is going to be a political talking point well after November. They could give a fuck about the NBA, the NFL or whoever else. Like, no, that's what I say. Everybody plays different positions. Everybody does different things. Like we're looking for NBA players and owners to be our policymakers and to be the people that create this legislation and push this legislation through. Like that's not how any of this works. I think that people think that anybody with money, anybody with money has a say in what goes on in the whole entire fucking world. That's how it works. If you got a lot of money, you got to say about what's going on. Yeah, maybe. Because these politicians need money to run. They need money to campaign. They can't win without campaigns. So they can't accept that money. And trust me, those NBA owners have already put in their bids. The NBA owners that are behind these campaigns, they already put in their bids for what they want. Yes, and they want to get back to business. And they're going to get back to business regardless. You know why? Why? Because it's not a strike. There's no strike going on. What do you reckon? This is a strike. What do you say about the players that don't want to play, though? That's their prerogative. They have every reason not to play because they can say it's a liability. They don't want to catch coronavirus. You know what I'm saying? Do they still get paid, though? I don't know. See, that's the thing. And that's the other thing that we don't forget. Those guys have a job. Right. They're under contract. They work for somebody. I don't know how that shit works, but I know that you can't just show up because you don't want to show up. I know that if you're a player and you don't show up just because you don't want to show up, you know what they start doing to you, right? What do they do? Finding you. They start finding your ass. Right. So I don't know. I don't know how that would work in this situation. I mean, clearly they're giving people the option, right? Right. Because some people are choosing to opt out. So I don't know. I don't know if they get paid or not. I just know that I just don't think the NBA would be a distraction at all. And if the NBA would be a distraction, then Major League Baseball should be a distraction. The NFL should be a distraction, by the way. But everybody's saying that teams are organizations to sit out. The NFL is definitely the people who should do that. Is definitely what? Yeah, they should. They're definitely the people that should do that. Yeah, they're right. If the NFL wants to make changes in the actual NFL. Yeah. Now is the opportunity for those black players in the league to definitely. Yeah, you're right. You're right. More so than the NBA. Like, y'all should be giving that energy to the NFL. Yeah. Are they going to? Do you think Colin's going to end up on a team? Isn't he part of a thing now? Say what? There was rumors he was going to get a try out for the Chargers, I think. The Chargers. He's on the board of directors at medium. Right. Right. Right. I mean, yeah. The Lions ownership said they'll support the coaching GM if they want Colin Kaepernick. Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. Go out there. He should audition. I mean, yeah, he should audition. He should have a try out. And if you kill the trial, you should be on a team. That's just that sports. The great thing about sports is they're merit based. The great thing about sports is if you can, you are so good at a sport, it doesn't matter what color you are, what race you are, what fucking religion. I mean, hopefully any more obvious of their stories of people that have been blackball because of those things. But that's the reason why we love sports and why we're drawing the sports. It's a great equalizer. I just want to ask one simple question. Yeah. If the NBA coming back would be a distraction. Why wouldn't Colin be in signing to a team and playing in the NFL? Colin should play in the NBA. Let me shut up. Yo, man. Come on, bro. You got to support it, dude, for real. Taylor, I want to answer to that question. Oh, wait. You say, if what? You think the NBA would be a distraction. Yep. But you want Colin to get signed to an NFL team. Yep. I don't, I agree with you with what you said about Colin before, saying that he's bigger than the NFL at this point. But if Colin came back, would you consider that a distraction? Yeah. You see that energy? That energy was kept right there. But you don't want him to have a distraction? That energy was kept right there. No, I didn't say that either. But I'm going to say it would be a bad distraction because hopefully he's still doing the same thing as I'm like, you know, kneeling. Oh, you mean kneeling? Yeah, like in everything else. Oh, so you mean by kneeling at the game, he would bring awareness to the protests that are going on in the street. I know you're about to say. But he's been doing that, though. Stop. No, no, no, he's been doing that. I knew he was about to turn that around. See what he did right there? See what he did right there? Hugged you like a tree. That's what happened. Put you to sleep. Come on, let's do some asking, idiot. Or do we have shit you don't care about next week? Which one? What's the shit that we don't care about next week, though? Do you guys want to talk about Eminem going towards? He made a verse this thing, Revolt TV, like Diddy and all that. No, I thought he likes Diddy or something. That was old. I don't give a fuck, man. I remember when you used to get dissed by Eminem and that shit used to mean something. I remember being a young man in the late 90s and you would hear Eminem diss these people. And he'd be like, oh, shit. And for the past, Eminem has mentioned me in like four songs and nobody gives me. Yeah. Like now I mean nobody. When I say nobody, his stands don't even jump on me and be like, Eminem killed you. It's just like nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares. He's gonna make like four different songs. Why is that? Like he's so skilled. I think sometimes sticks run their course. Say that again? I think sometimes sticks run their course. Stick. Yeah, what I said. Yeah, whatever you said, I don't know. The stick from the tree I was hugging. Yeah, I just think sometimes they run their course. And like, Eminem has just so many people. It's just like, oh, that's just what him does. Yeah, I agree. And also like he feels he doesn't longer feel representative of like a cultural sentiment. And when I say culture, I'm not talking about like when black people go the culture. I'm talking about like what the zeitgeist, like what people are feeling at a time. Like when Eminem came out, he kind of really captured angst, you know what I mean? And like people jumped on the angst. Same thing like when Nirvana came out, they captured angst. And like you could, when Sam Cook came out, he captured a feeling of soul that people had, right? So it was like right now you see him and it's the same thing as like watching Seinfeld do standup. It's like, am I watching something that should be happening 30 years ago? Like what? But you have to make this relevant to what's happening now. I'm watching like a caricature of itself. Yeah, and back then he was rebelling against pop culture, right? And we could all agree, boy bands were corny. You know, Britney Spears was corny. Like that was easy targets, right? But it's like now it's like, eh, I like Joe Budden. I like Charlotte Maynard. Eh, yeah, you know, and we've never seen Em go at a formidable opponent. That's true. Rap-wise. That's fair also. But I think another thing that's going on here is that Eminem was taking shots of people that we all hated or disliked, but we didn't really have the platform to take shots against them. Now we have memes. Now we have Twitter. Now we have Instagram. We say how we feel about famous people every single day. Yeah, absolutely. Like you just having a clever line is not going to be more clever than something you see on Reddit. And back then it was shocking, right? It was shocking when you first saw somebody say, fuck you, Britney Spears, and just did it. Because it was on MTV. It was on their platform, this platform that all these people thrived. So to see this guy standing by Dr. Dre not giving a fuck in that way, it was cool for a while. And he's nice. Like there's no question his skill level. Like the skill of rapping, he's nice. Never, never take anything from him, rap-wise. Never, I've never taken it. I only think I've ever said about him. He's not my cup of tea. Yeah, but like there's plenty of rapper. Now even the skill, like rapping is almost, it's probably the least important part of rapping. You know what I mean? Like to kind of say I'm not a great rapper. I'm not an intellectual. Yeah, I'm talking about actually rhyming the words is the least important part about it. It's like building up the character and building the persona and creating the interest. That's old though. It used to be, it was a time where it was really all about lyrics. No, no. By the way, it still really is though. Even though back then that time when it was about lyrics, they were still larger than life personalities. Yeah, but they couldn't help it. Like Tupac couldn't help but be a larger than life personality. You know what I'm saying? I don't know Tupac's a lyricist though, fam. You consider Tupac a lyricist? Like I'll tell you why. I didn't back then, but I'll tell you why I do now because his bars have aged so well. Like it's things that you can put on from Tupac 20 years ago that sound relevant to today, like right now. You know what I'm saying? So for that reason, yes. Back then I didn't think he was a lyricist. Back then I would never compare him. I thought Nas was better. I thought Biggie was better. Like just from a technical standpoint, like Rhyme and bars, Jay-Z, all of those guys, but his music has aged so well that you got to say, yo, this guy's a lyricist. Yeah, like just because the lyrics don't seem as like complex or complicated as those other guys, if they stay around and have lasting effect then you have to give credit to the lyrics. So I see that as a different way of looking at it. Does it still matter? That's like what stand-up, right? Like, yo, does this joke still, is this still relevant to this day? Yeah, it's like this joke might not be crafted in the perfect way, but the sentiment still sticks. And you're like, yo, that's fire. Chris Rock, N-Words versus Black people. It's not going nowhere. Dave Chappelle's doing callbacks to God damn, killing me softly. 20, killing me softly came out of 2,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the y'all rule shit still stands because of social media though, but still. Yeah, I'm saying like, yeah, it still matters. What's the next, give me another one, Taylor. Shit we won't care about next week. I mean, more political like Trump's at Tulsa or that the Black Guards are not allowed to guard the guy that killed George Floyd. That was wild. Wait, what's this? That was wild. The Black Guards, they wouldn't let the Black Guards escort Derek Chauvin, the guy that murdered George Floyd, the cop. Why? I mean, because I guess they thought that he would have some preconceived prejudices, some preconceived biases. It's like America, do you ever think about that when it comes to white people in black prison? I mean, white officers in black prisoners? People. People, do you ever think about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like what the fuck? Now all of a sudden you care about prejudice and bias? Yeah. Black cops got a little bias towards him and they want to rough him up a little bit. It's understandable, all right? Everybody on this planet would understand whether it was a black cop or white cop that roughed up that guy, why they did that. What we don't understand is why you do that. The black people that you don't even know. Are you just doing it because the person is black? That's different. Yeah. Are you just doing it because of the color of somebody's skin? That's different. When you're doing it because this motherfucker actually did something, come on man. Yeah, it makes sense. Come on, man. You think they don't rough up child molesters? You think they don't rough up child rapists? Yeah. You don't think they fuck them up? Yeah. And would anybody care? They ain't trying to defund no police. I wonder if they did the same thing. If they be just out of a fucking child rapist? You think they did the same thing to Dylan Roof too, probably? What do you mean? Like trying to make the black guards not protect Dylan Roof or whatever. I have no idea. He got caught in North Carolina. There was no black officers. It was all white officers. Did you see the picture of Derek Chauvin and the picture of the guy they have in Cussie now and people saying they're different people? I'm not listening. You didn't see it? I'm not listening. I'm just saying, bro, the ears look different. I pay attention to ears. They're so crazy on the internet. The narratives that people come up with on the internet are so fucking wild to me, bro. What do you mean? The shit people can make themselves believe is so crazy to me. Yo, the ears look different, bro. Because you know what it is, and I thought about this, right? What is it? In certain situations like that, you don't think the cops gonna ever get arrested. So if you're on social media saying, that's they gonna never arrest this cop, America's this and America's that, yada, yada, yada. And then they arrest the cop. And then they charge the cop. Instead of just admitting, damn, I can't believe it. I was wrong. You gotta pivot. This is not him. That's not him, bro. This is not him. That's not him. Sometimes you gotta pivot. You never done that when you get caught cheating? Cheating? I don't even know if getting caught cheating feels like normal. Bro, what? I haven't gotten caught cheating. You got caught cheating or something? No, but I'm just saying back in the day. You've mentioned that a few times. Bro, back in the day, first of all, I'd never been caught cheating. But back in the day, you know what I mean? I got caught cheating once, and I just told her it wasn't me. I don't even know what that feels like. I don't know what it feels like to get caught cheating. What I'm saying is, if you go with the, it's not you, she'll be like, what are you doing? And you just go, I don't know who you think I am. That's it, bro. That strategy could not work. Who's she fucked? Yo, what are you talking about? I be like, Andrew, who? Taylor, hit me again, hit us. The Jai Rule commercial? I love that shit. Jai the man. Jai really is the man, yo. I'm so tired of y'all frontin' on fuckin' Jai Rule. Jai's the fuckin' man. He's the man, bro. Yo, 50 needs to calm down, bro. Like 50 is another one. He's about to enter the M&M realm of just like, we get it, we get it. Not with Jai, not with Jai. 50 can beef with Jai for the rest of his life. And I totally understand it. I think that we're forgetting, 50 and Jai Rule actually had a fist fight in front of a hotel. Who won? Murder Inc actually ran up in a studio and stabbed 50 Cent at one point. Really? I ain't no. Yeah, Murder Inc. Murder Inc. Actually, they... I know they tried to kill him. Really, 50 got hit up nine times. It's like, if you try to kill me a couple of times, man, it's probably gonna be fucked you for life. Oh, shit. I didn't know it was like that. Yo, keep on going, bro. I didn't know it was like that. Fuck Monty Christos or whatever that restaurant is. Fuck everything, yo. Wait a second. Did Jai Rule start it then? He started the beef? I don't even remember how they beef started. I just know that they fought in the whole, it was in front of a hotel in Atlanta. They got into a fist fight. And then they were in a studio. They all got charged for that shit. Like John Irv, I don't know if it was John Irv, but it was Murder Inc. Remember, it was got charged with that shit, stabbing 50. And then when 50 got shot. And they tried, after all that, they tried to blackball him out of the music industry. Nah, bro, that's fucked you for life, dude. Yes. I'm never mad at fifth. When I see fifth going that job, I'm like, look at my petty cancer brother holding a fucking grudge forever. Let's go. I don't have a problem with it. You try to do me like that. You try to take me out. Fuck you for life. Fuck you for life. Fuck you, God bless you. Not even God bless you though. Nah, I'll say God bless you. Will you? Say God bless you. Now I ain't gonna say no shit like I don't wish you no home. Dividing up the God bless you. Dividing up the world is just mad funny to me. Is it true? I'm not gonna lie and be like, I wish the best for him. No, I ain't gonna go that far. But God bless you. Fuck you, but God bless you. There we go. All right, that's it. All right, anything else, Taylor? That's it. And by the way, that's from a TV show, by the way. What? That Jarrul, shit he did. Oh yeah, he was pitching a show. It's a, no, it's an actual TV show. It comes on TBS. Look that shit up, Taylor. Oh, I thought it was a trailer. Nah, it's an actual TV show. It's coming on. It's called, damn, I just saw that shit. Why the fuck can I remember the name? It's called... Jarrul, it's Jarrul, come on. It's actually from a new TV show. It's called Celebrity Show Off. Yes, and it comes on June 23rd on TBS. And yeah, the whole point of that commercial was for them to, they all had to make some content from home in order to go viral or some shit like that. So, Jarrul won. Annie got that fucking Greek restaurant mad promotion in the process. So, salute to Jarrul. Let's do some asking, idiot, Taylor. Let's go. What do we got? That was shit you don't care about next week. Whatever the fuck. What's it called? I don't even care about it now. I don't even want to have to wait until next week to not care about what we just talked about. Should, this is from Justi Jonathan. Should carons be required to seek mental help when they do caring things? Did carons be decided to seek mental health when they do caring things? Did they be what? Did they seek mental health? Yeah, I mean, if you are suffering from mental illness, you should seek mental health. I don't know if all these carons are suffering from mental illness, they might be suffering. Do you think racism, racist is a mental illness? I don't think racism and mental illness, no. I don't think you're like, I don't know. Because that absolves, to me, I think, yeah, like I think that people with mental illness can be racist, but I don't think racism and mental illness because it absolves the personal accountability of deciding to have those views about someone and not challenging those views if you already have them to see if they're not exactly true. So I don't want my motherfuckers off the hook. Yeah, I don't want to let people off the hook, but it is a part of me that thinks hating somebody simply because of the color of their skin is fucking insane. Oh, you have to be low IQ. You have to be low IQ. You can't be high IQ and be racist, right? Like you have to be stupid enough where you believe these things dogmatically, you don't question them at all and you have no personal experience with these folks and that's why. So it's a very, it's a low IQ behavior, but being like just unfortunately being born dumb doesn't mean that you're necessarily mentally ill. And there are a lot of dumb people who are not racist. Our people, man, you know, some people, I think human beings, we have to believe in something. Like it's just our natural nature to believe in something. Like there's never been a generation of civilization of people who didn't believe in something, right? Right. And I think that sometimes when somebody can make someone a villain or make somebody a boogeyman, it gives you something to believe in. You know what I'm saying? Like I hate this group of people because this group of people does X, Y and Z. They're the villains, they're ruining the world, whatever. It just gives you something to believe in, right? Yeah, and it probably justifies the position you're in in life, you know? So the reason I don't have success or the reason I don't have this is because these motherfuckers are holding me down, et cetera. I mean, that was Hitler's whole idea with the Jews, right? He's like, these are the people and these are the reasons why Germany's struggling and we need to get them out of it, blah, blah. So yeah, of course that's what he talked about. I thought about that with religion too. I don't know if you have to have a low emotional IQ or you just have to have a desire to believe in something or really believe in religion because I was talking about that story that happened in Arizona where the church, it's this mega church in Arizona and they had the air conditioners or the air filters and they said the air filter can kill coronavirus. Like it can kill 99.9% of coronavirus or some shit like that. So just to get everybody to come into the church and feel good about coming back to church after the quarantine. And I was like, yo, that was such a easy thing to pull on church people. Let's think about all the other shit they believe in. They believe that a white man walked on water. They believe that a white man took two fish and five loaves of bread and fed 5,000 fucking people. How can you be a caterer and a Christian? You can't, you gotta believe, bro. How can you be a caterer and a Christian? You're a caterer. You know five loaves of bread and two fish can't feed 5,000 people. But you believe it when somebody tells you in that church. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that's because they just have a need to believe in something or because they have low IQ, emotional IQ. I don't think it's low IQ. I think it's, we all have a need to believe. And I think that like, you know, maybe your level of curiosity changes the way you look at the stories. Like maybe instead of looking at the stories, like how did he functionally feed 5,000 people with these two loaves of bread? Like maybe there's another message in the story. I'm not that familiar with it but maybe there's a message about how to feed people and like when you have something to give it to others and like for me, that's what I look at at the Bible as like just, this is a rule book for life and all these stories are examples of how you can do things in life that will actually make you feel better and live a better life. The Bible is a book of some tweets. A book of what? The Bible is a book of some tweets. Sub tweets. Yeah. You just got to decode it. It's just a bunch of some tweets. It's like, don't make this shit, man. You may read it and it might hit you. It might apply to you like, oh, he is talking to me. Yeah, yeah. Taylor, give us another one. Ask Mitty. You're not saying they names though. I did. A underscore A, Ron Lee 13 said, if you could bring back one historical figure from the dead, who would it be? And why? If you bring one historical figure from the dead, who would it be? And why? Hey, that is a trick. I got two. I got two. Okay, go, Charlotte. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Because the Honorable Elijah Muhammad was the greatest transformer of men and women that I've ever witnessed personally. I mean, it's not the most easiest task to take somebody who was in prison for whatever crime 20 years and have them come home and turn them into a totally different person. It's not the easiest task to bring people off the street and make them actual civilized human beings. The nation of Islam was really that. It was a nation. Like if you know the history of the nation of Islam, a lot of the things that black people are attempting to do or have done in the past, they were doing. Like they had their own businesses. They had their own communities. Like they had their own thing. And the other thing about Honorable Elijah Muhammad that I love so much is I love people that create other legends. Like to me, you create Muhammad Ali. You create Malcolm X. You create the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan. Well, that's what kind of go to you, if you know what I'm saying? Like, cause he's got two students that are definitely more popular than him that definitely get quoted more than him. That definitely get looked upon as these legendary figures more than him to a lot of people, right? Like if you know, you know. But if you don't know, you'd be like, Muhammad Ali, Malcolm X, you'll just rank them like that over Honorable Elijah Muhammad. But for me, man, that brother was something serious. And Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., for the same reasons, like he would be so interesting now because he is a guy who actually got legislation changed. Right. The thing that y'all are asking NBA players to do, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was actually on the front lines doing, you know what I mean? So it's just like, yeah, he'd be very interesting. The suit to Justin Richberg, Justin Richberg created this cartoon that had me interviewing Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr. I just thought that was so ill. And I'm mad it only got like 30,000 views right now. I thought that was going to rip harder, but... So I'm not gonna post anything else on my page. So it goes, it moves the way I think that it should move. I'm that guy. I'm not putting nothing else on my page until y'all appreciate that goddamn Justin Richberg cartoon. I'ma let it sit right there. Glass binette. What about you? Show us who you would bring back. I don't know. And I'd like to think more on it because I don't want to waste the answer. But I don't know. I know that... Do you think it'll be a comedian? I think part of me is like, I'd love to see Patrice now and like just be able to like talk to him and like Patrice O'Neill that is and like see how he would synthesize what's happening in the world today. And yeah, but there's, I really like to think on that. Maybe next week I'll have a good answer for that. Yeah, I don't want to just throw that out there. Yeah. True. Last one, if y'all want, right? Yeah, yeah, last one. So Junior Williams wants to know who'd make a better president, you, Schultz or Sharla? Ooh, good question. Sharla, you make a better president. No, I say Schultz. Oh, you guys are so cute. No, I would say Schultz. We're going to both run as vice president. Yeah, that's what we should do. We should both run as vice president, no president. And then there's just no president in America. I think Schultz would. I like the way Schultz executes. I like the way Schultz thinks. I think Schultz might be a little, I honestly think Schultz might be a little more fairer to me. Hmm, interesting. I think you, I think you're an amazing communicator and you get messages to people incredibly quickly. Like you, there's no fat on your messaging. So it's just, this is how I feel. This is how you probably feel. Here it is. And I think that's really important, especially now when you have all this clutter, like there's all this clutter about what's going on. It doesn't matter, coronavirus, this many deaths, that many deaths, and the Sharla made approaches just like, can I go outside? You don't want to know, can I go outside? Yes? All right, everybody, you can go outside and to the conference. So I feel like you're really effective at communicating. And now obviously the tricky thing would be for you is that it is so important to you right now that to uplift black people, right? And to be president of the United States, you would have to at some point convince people that lifting up black people lifts up everybody. That would be the trickiest part, but I think you could definitely do it. But that's what I said. That's what I said. I think you'd probably be a little bit more fair to me because I'm going to stand in front of America and say, I'm going to tell you what I'm going to say verbatim. I don't want to miss this moment. I'm going to tell you what I would say verbatim, okay? Verbatim, I would say, once upon a time, there was a supervillain named Thanos. And Thanos once said, as long as there are those who remember what was, there will always be those who cannot accept what can be. That said, we're killing all white supremacists effective immediately, okay? We're killing anybody who wants to hold onto the Confederate flag and Confederate memorials immediately. If you are not able to adjust, are you able to adjust? We need to know if you're able to adjust. If you are not able to adjust, nah, gotta go baby, we don't got time. We're trying to move it to the 21st century and we're trying to move it to the 21st century fast and swiftly. What are you holding onto? Right. What are you holding onto? You're already rooting for the fucking losers. You don't want the statues of the slave defenders to come down. All jokes aside, seriously, I'm asking racist this real question. What are you holding onto? What is being racist doing for you? They think they're losing something probably, like their own. What are you losing? You're white? I know. If you're white in America and you're not winning, it is your fucking fault. Maybe they've got nothing besides that. And maybe they've been sold this lie that just because they're white, they're better than the people and they're holding onto that because they have absolutely nothing left. You know what I would tell them? Get out the fucking stop and move to Manhattan for a summer. Okay? Once you move to Manhattan for a summer as a white person, you'll get all the confidence you fucking want to go back and take over the war. No, but you know what's interesting? Uber kind of took the last thing white people had away from them. What is that? Like just getting cabs. Like if at the end, like if at the end of the day, you were like, man, being white ain't shit anymore. I'm broke. I got nothing. But you just hailed that cab. You're like, still got it, baby. But then Uber came around there like, fucking, smashed that shit away from you. So what do you do? What do you do if you're in the South? You don't catch no cabs in the South. Call Uber. That's why they sell races. Damn. Yeah. You might be right, bro. Seriously, I'm just like, it's something to that though. It's something to, this is all I got. I'm a poor white guy, poor white woman. I don't have shit else. But to think I'm better than you. And the only reason I think I'm better than you is because society tells me I am. Yeah. You start reminding people that they're poor white trash. They don't want to hear that shit. They don't want to hear it. And by the way, you embrace being poor white trash as long as you're better than that nigger. I won't agree with that statement. But yeah, I think. But yo, for real, I think that's it, man. I think once I think the way to explain it to these people is like, yo, minorities being equal to you does not make you less than them. It's just that fucking simple. Equal. Like, what do you understand about equal? Like, like, there's no, like, fuck what Terry Crews is talking about. Yeah. There's no such thing as black supremacy and there never will be. We don't want to be better than anyone. I have a question about it. We just want to get treated equally. And by the way, those of us who already think we better than people, win us. Shows, why do you? Shows, you don't think you're better than all other comedians? Yeah, but that will not all, but most. You got all except one. You probably got, you probably got your, you probably got your, OK, one, that's good. All right, that's even better. So it's like, but yeah, but it's obviously respect to goat Dave Chappelle. And we're just talking about living, right? But like, but yeah, it's just, I hear you, man, you need to have that confidence. Now I had a confidence. Now I don't think that because I'm white. That's the thing is like, motherfuckers need to start having confidence on a ship besides the thing they're born with. And nobody thinks that you're a goat because you're white. Exactly. You're good. Exactly. You got to have merit at the end of the day. Nobody sees a white person. They're like, man, you are white. Bro, like killing it. That's it. On the radio, they're like, yo, that motherfucker has a beast on that goddamn radio. That's it. And you know why? Because I thought I was 20 years ago. Yeah. 20 years ago, I was like, I'm betting all these months. Yo, maybe that's what we need to do. People see confidence, though. Maybe we need to stop. Maybe we, maybe the way to like help white supremacists not be racist is to be like, yo, have some confidence in yourself, bro. Bro, maybe that's what it is. No, for real, yo. Get yourself a steamer, man. Like, yo, Schultz, I think you hit it on the head. I think that's what it is, yo. You got low self-esteem. Stop being so insecure. It is. That only thing you got is the thing that you had nothing to do with. Like, you have nothing to do with you being born that color. Word up. Like, have some self-esteem. Get good at some other shit. If the only thing you got to lean on is your whiteness, that's whack. Yeah. As fuck. What are you good at, bro? Can't nobody eat their cousin's pussy like you? Put your head up. Billy Ray, put your fucking head up. All right. OK. And by the way, if that is the thing, yo, listen, you're laughing, but that is the thing. If that is the thing that gets little Billy Ray's confidence up, now he's able to stand on something and move on to other things. Let's not act like a woman telling you that you good at that cuddling to don't motherfucking boost your goddamn confidence. As long as they're both over 18 and consenting. That's it. That's really all it matters. I've told y'all a million times how, you know, I got a good friend of mine, told me I did not eat pussy. Told you how to? Or said you were bad at it? Told me I did not know how to eat pussy. Oh, yeah. Heartbreak him, right? And no, she was a real friend because she gave me a book called The Ultimate Kiss. Uh-huh. That book taught me how to properly give cungulingus. But you also are willing to learn those, Charlamagne. Cungulingus. You're right. Because guys aren't usually. And I know I was willing to unlearn my wack ass technique. It's been being all over the place, whacking the little wax off with your tongue. I was willing to unlearn that bullshit technique and learn a proper technique of licking the coutures off and on like a light switch. So all you racists have to be willing to unlearn all of that bullshit racist white supremacy bigotry that you've been taught by your parents, our America. And you have to be willing to learn. You have to be willing to learn a skill, but also learn real love and empathy. And learn that everybody is just like you. They're just a different fucking color. That's it. I think it's pretty good, man. Say what? And we don't fuck our cousins. And we don't. Second cousins. It's a small town. Listen, a lot of us first experiences were with family members. With family members. Keep it in the family. It is what it is. It is what it is. I got molested by my cousin's ex-wife when I was eight. After that, I was getting humped on by cousins. It's like, all right, listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. Yeah, absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace, guys.