 Good afternoon foundation staff. Dr. Aaron Sherman here and welcome to Dr. Sherman's office hours where I answer your SCP questions live Anytime I irregularly have a free minute, so We aren't gonna call this a normal stream and back you could call an anomalous stream But in the meantime good to see in the chat if I see your questions scrolling by in the chat I'll try and answer them if you throw in a super chat. It stays for longer. That makes it easier for me to see it In the meantime, how you guys doing? Hello, Meryl Dale soggy Barrow squad welcome to the stream. Ah There comes everyone at once. Hello. Welcome to Doctors Sherman's office hours if you got SCP questions, I've got your answers or if you just want to compliment my beard I'm not gonna be mad about that very much. Thank you Have you heard of the springtrap scp? Well, remember anything that's not an scp on the scp wiki is not officially an scp Although stuff like Five Nights at Freddy's and such we consider them still anomalous. They're definitely not normal and Come 2024 when we have a little more free time and funding from the site 42 red division We plan to put that into new scripts in the if X series is not an scp But if it were and that includes getting ahead on some or the FNAF work because FNAF is not an scp But if it were how would the scp foundation contain it? That's good stuff. Ah Thank you one of my students in the program got me this shirt. So I'm glad you enjoy the dragon shirts. Yes dragon shirts Not there were dragon shirt. That's a much sadder shirt. Although now I want an origami paper dragon shirt I wonder if that exists because it sounds really cool See now you've activated dr. Sherman's need for information and now he's going to look up that exact thing to see if it exists paper dragon origami shirt so you can get shirts with like one paper dragon which is You know, it's an origami dragon not quite as cool not sponsored by the way. I Don't know who these people are But if they did something like this like a Hawaiian shirt with the thereby dragons, that'd be dope. Oh Speaking of I think that's my shirt No, that's someone else's hereby dragon shirt you can find scp 1762 shirts and We in fact at site 42 had an scp artist design one. So you can check that out Dr. Jayden time Welcome to the chat again 294 294 is what I think it is isn't it it is a steely dan No, oh, that's 297 keeping the numbers of all these scp Straight it's very difficult. There's so many of them 294 will not fit in 914 the slot's not that big Well in some iterations the slot is that big either way I think 294 if we were to guess where it came from it is the result of putting a regular coffee machine in 914 ergo, I don't think it goes any further Does scp 999 like you? Yes. We're besties obviously It's a good little guy. I keep seeing a question. I want to answer slowdown chat Do you know anything about bounty hunters around these parts? bounty hunters I have not seen covered very often in foundation literature now Anomalous bounty hunters. I'm sure are a thing. I think the group of interest slash person of interest known as nobody might be A sort of bounty hunter Oh, and when you look into the Chicago spirit cannon there you see a lot of stuff about anomalous bounty hunters Still would be very cool to have some lore about bounty hunters of the anomalous Now, I guess you could say Marshall Carter in dark who auction off anomalies to the rich They probably employ mentee mentee many minty bounty hunters minty fresh bounty hunters many bounty hunters All right Have you read the journal for scp 3008? In fact, we have a reading of that article on the site 42 red division Which you are currently on so after the stream if you'd like to go here me narrate the journal entry from scp 3008 It's on the channel How am I? I'm doing quite well a little bit of a scratchy throat the allergies Uh all of these anomalies in the world that we can contain and can't stop tree pollen from messing up our days Hmm For those asking what are my favorite scps? I answer them in the last stream and I will answer them again because I always get the question But it is the last question I answer So for today's stream, I have about 30 minutes of time So if you're here in 30 minutes, you'll get to hear my favorite scps if you have not already Heard it in a previous stream. Also, remember my scps that I made They can't be my favorite because I made them that's cheating But if we If you want to read those you can go to my scp author page the sherm site 42 on the scp wiki I see a lot of people saying I love your dragon shirt I appreciate that if you love the dragon shirt press like let's get that like number up closer to the amount of people viewing do scps Celebrate hollow days Like halloween that is a hilarious that you bring that up. So we have numerous holiday themed scp anomalies And just yesterday I was looking for one that I could not find And it was annoying me and so I'm going to take another crack at it today. Maybe you'll get The Information that I could not get on the previous stream Yes, we found it. I'm a genius. I just needed to use judicious judicious judicious amounts of quotation marks So on an scp tail not an article that we have on the channel. It's called log of anomalous dates written by to be fair to the writer written by Filizu Felix o you filizu. I'm going to call you filizu. I hope that's your name But on the log of anomalous dates one of my favorite holiday related anomalies is an anomaly that shows up yearly Some when in september to annoy dr. Callister And it will be a skeleton that will appear Near dr. Callister and scare him and it will scream. It's almost halloween And it's just it's very excited about halloween and I'm very happy for him Also in my head cannon It's almost halloween is also related to scp spooky dash j Who is another anomalous skeleton who also enjoys holidays very very much Make sure that you go listen to my reading of scp spooky dash j here on site 42 red division because It's one of my favorite joke articles It is hilarious. In fact, I think I might need to add scp spooky dash j to my list of favorite anomalies In the joke section along with scp 008 dash j who is jeff because jeff is king You can't top jeff but scp spooky dash j Definitely a contender for best funniest scps to me It's really immature humor, but you know, you've got to have a little fun simple jokes now and again if If you caught on fire would scp 500 be able to stop the fire Very interesting question I'm I'm certain it could heal the burns. We know it can do that And so if it healed the burns I assume You know, that's a great question. I think we need to procure a d-class and test this out later Oh, wait, it's scp 500. They don't let us do any testing on 500 anymore Oh, well How do you join the scp foundation? well, you become very very top of your field in some field that has to do with science or military work mercenary work Um Some field where it would make sense for the foundation to find you Because you do not join the foundation and you do not apply the foundation We call you Usually with a van An unmarked van or maybe the van is marked with a spicy crust pizza logo one of our Front companies either way if you deserve to work for the foundation the foundation will find you D3576 when can I leave my cell and go home? Ha ha Never I mean not never after monthly termination Which termination of course means that we terminate your term as a d-class and let you go free Obviously, that's what termination means. Nothing else Zyrdrán, welcome to this dream with your sweet members logo so I can actually pick you out of the crowd coercion and or kidnapping obviously Can the litch kill scp 682? Of course not again 682 will adapt to anything Unless it's a story where it's being warped If scp 682 has to be warped to show how cool the actual big bad is for that story Then 682 will get warped because that's how it always works I only think scp 682 has been warped a couple times on the wiki including the The replacement for the hateful star The replacement for the hateful star Warped 682 once I forget what story that is though What happened to Shaw and clef during the end of the world? Things please Sherman I mean Which end of the world there are so many Maybe it's the world's gone beautiful and they just lie down and accept it like the rest of us will Maybe they somehow got away from when day breaks hiding in bunkers And somehow stayed alive for a while, although no one really got that far away So, yes, who knows End of the world never heard of it zeardren. That's right. Um, I've never heard no end of the world world hasn't ended here I'm just fine. I'm looking at the world right there It is proceeding as planned because the foundation is good at its job I hate the scp foundation stop giving me nightmares so Actually, I made a video about this one time. It's very important to remember that Unlike many online creepypasta archives the scp foundation as much as I like to do my uh Performance work. We are not real We are fake We always say it we break character when it's important because What had happened? Project is that mustache within uniform regs? I'm the site director. I get to make the rules for what beard I get to wear at work uh, but as I was saying Because scp came into fruition as a community Around the same time as slender man and there was that whole kids who tried to Their friend because slender man told them to uh, we we don't pretend to be real Are we like to keep kayfabe when it comes into having fun? But if shit gets serious We are serious too because we don't want people to get hurt. We are an ethical community to the best of our abilities That's the best we can do So yes, no nightmares because we're fake Opinion on scp 705 and 701 I'm unfamiliar with them, but average lego scp fan I am happy to look up 701 and 705 and see what my opinions on them are So we come over here to the skip pad And in the foundation database I look at scp 701 Oh, okay 701 is the hanged king's tragedy So funny story In case you guys don't know right now regular sherman outside of dr. Sherman persona is rehearsing for a production of much ado about nothing in san francisco If you happen to live in san francisco and you want to see the show it's november 10th 11th and 12th I think it's a friday saturday sunday in november coming up And so if you live in san francisco, you can come see me perform live And if you can't then by donating $20 to the theater company on kofi, which there's a link in my beacons link in the description Then you can see a video on demand of the show afterwards So if you go to any of my videos, you'll see beacons dot ai slash sight 42 and the top two links right now are the play link and the Vod link now this is related to 701 Because i'm working with an independent theater company and with the community that i'm building up here in san francisco and meeting people Wouldn't it be cool to do original scp theater shows like they do in los angeles like Last call theater does that i've filmed here for the channel, but wouldn't it be cool to do the hanging king's tragedy Wouldn't it be awesome to in real life stage a production of the hanging king's tragedy But then in the audience It starts to get all freaky because there are audience plants who start doing crazy stuff And stay in your seats. You're safe if you stay in your seats But things keep getting crazier and crazier and horribler and horribler. Oh my god So yes, i've been inspired by doing shakespeare to Independent theater scp style whoa Whoa, would that be cool? I want it so yeah keep becoming channel members and uh donating and stuff like that to site 42 because the bigger the channel gets The sooner i can quit my day job and the sooner we can start like production on this kind of stuff Uh, is there scp that's immortal before god slash bing bing? Oh, there's a lot of scps that are from before time I don't know their numbers, but oh, yeah, they're they're definitely there Uh, so yes back to hanging king's tragedy. Oh, this is a classic scp. I mean, that's why its rating is plus 1754 701 is a great creepy spooky article Love that one, which is why I want to do a live version Now the other one you asked about was 705 Lego scp fan. So let me see what 705 looks like Little security detail or significant clearance to access Uh, is this a living play-doh? do-do-do animate play-doh incredibly violent and militaristic Cable of sentient thought and audio recordings revealed to possess an understanding the english language They will absorb play-doh into them They will go to war with other colors They're taking control of the mr. Coffee machine Uh, introduce them to 963 was a bad idea Oh, yeah, we need to So yes, that is uh The play-doh is a also fun little anomaly not too dangerous. It is a good thing So yes, lego fan. Thank you for the dono and helping the site 42 cons As well as getting your questions answered easier because the chat goes by a lot slower with the super chats What's my preferred universe asked alpha one one? Thank you for being a member by the way My preferred universe. Well, it's the one I'm in obviously I'm very happy to be in this one and not in any of the ones that have exploded Meanwhile if I'm thinking about different scp universes that I like I mean, I gotta be honest one of them is mine, which is I created the tail ignorance is bliss and It's just what I think is a peak setting Which is pattern screeners Ended the world because we discovered we were in the matrix And now we live in a terminator future with few human survivors And because if you know about them, they will find you Foundation officers have to keep Amnesticizing themselves every time they get too much knowledge So That is just so much going on in a sci-fi concept and I'm very pleased with it Night howlers. Thank you for the dollar don't know no question. So appreciate your altruism What is scp 69? Not candy. It's a cough drop Damn those trees not just The 4521 I don't just hate 4521. I also hate Just trees for their pollen that make me cough so much What is your personal most and least favorite scp? Thank you for the don't know. Oh, what was your name? I try to shout you out But I went away ink spell. Thank you for the don't know I always list my favorite scps at the end of the stream, which is in approximately 15 minutes So make sure you stick around And I don't have a least favorite scp Because that's just not how I ranked stories really there used to be one article that I thought was really bad Because it was really gratuitous and like rude with how it like Did body horror but in like a weird violence against women way that was like not kosher But it ended up getting deleted. So I it's gone. So I don't care. But yes favorite scps in a while and then What was I talking about before cough drop favorite universe pattern screamers Ignorance is blustail. Well, I think that was it. We're good. All right back to the chat Where did I put 055 alpha one? We don't have an 055. I don't know what you're talking about Zero would 096 attack someone with a short-term memory issue Um, it would have to hit them pretty Well, obviously if 095 could get to them before they forgot then yes, of course but Can you forget 095? I don't think you can forget 095 to break its targeting. Otherwise we would use amnestics for that So I think even if you forget it still comes after you Yes, of course, that's the case because you don't even have to know that you knew 096 because four fucking pixels So you don't even have to realize consciously that you know it for it to be in your brain long enough for 096 to find you So that's a good answer Average scp fan. What do you think of 097 and favored mobile task force? I like 8 to 10 an alpha one so First of all again one of my mobile task forces for scp 3086 we have kappa seven codenamed the haughty librarians And they get all instances of george the chinchilla before they spread What was the scp you asked about 097? Which one is 097? And while that's loading, I'm going to look at this five dollar one before it goes away Thunder god, thank you for your very first don't own question checking in from site 66 Good evening, dr. Sherman had any more issues with 3426 We were just talking about the ignorance's bliss universe Yeah, we got them in their little server because their universe is a matrix and Yeah, they're not having a great time with the pattern screeners, but that series isn't over yet So we will see what happens Great question. Thank you once again thunder god So 097 is what we're looking at 097 is contained within the limits of the property it is object class euclid Property surrounded by eight meter tall concrete flints any and all new plant growth outside the zone Should be sterilized or application of boiling salt water and or incinerated Dr. Bridge police station 10 acre area of land and state of blank in midwest u.s abandoned remains of a county fair 1969 nice Structures in the s is nice an anomaly Is it anomalous that we all say nice to the number 69? Is that is that a thing? Is that memetic? Do we need to watch out for that? Plant spreads pumpkin. Oh giant pumpkin Giant pumpkin number anomalous phenomena That's a lot to read but there's entities, okay Well, I'm glad that's locked up. That's for sure I Swarm and kill the child that's About right for most anomalies we deal with unfortunately all right Jasmine thank you for your first don't know to the stream Does 049 plague doctor have any friends? If so, are they human or anomaly? So there is a lot of conversation about 049 being friends and or friendly with scp 035 Unka thank you for your first don't know welcome to the stream um 049 is friends with 035. We know that much friends or enemies Or dating depending on what cannon you're looking at that's a lot By the way, we almost have as many likes as we do viewers. So if you haven't liked let's push that over the bar, shall we? What was I looking up 049? I wanted to look up 049's tails to see if there were any more friends You know who he's not friends with me Because he killed my buddy ram and ham wasn't kosher a cured he says bull malarkey Good works with the likes team keep up the good work 213 is higher than 201 But obviously the more people who like the more people show up and site 42's staff gets bigger and more formidable That's how we get the live version of the hanging king's tragedy and other ideas that I want to put together for site 42 scp content Favorite person. Oh lord rep. There are so many 049 tails Apparently did something with the hanging king's comedy. Oh boy Lust in the time of anomalous cholera. Oh no Mobile suit boomaro versus tokyo ghoul ion What the hell are you all doing? scp offers are ridiculous and I love them Ridiculous What about the time 049 laid an egg? Excuse me zeardren Excuse me What What egg? Oh, it's probably the tail called boiled scrambled and fried, isn't it? pregnant egg What was in the egg? scp 049-j Oh Gosh darn it ridiculous ridiculous Unka asks. Hey, dr. Sherman. What happens? Someone looks at 096 and when 069 is halfway and someone else looks at him while he's exactly in the middle 096 I hypothesize that 096 goes in order of seeing rather than who's closest But obviously we're not going to test that that's ridiculous All right Uh Average lego scp fan should really continue the if it wasn't an anomalous, but if it if x wasn't an scp How would the scp foundation contain it and do hell of a boss characters? Hell of a boss is a property I want to look into because we have dealt with demons in the past You'll notice I like to reference scp 4357-j the cooperative demon when it comes to containment protocols for demons because it's very Operative and telling us how to contain it and other demonic phenomena but That is a form of a hell and or hell dimension So there's a lot of good Multidimensional things to be thought of when trying to contain Something like that or at least to keep the door locked Like scp 2 3 1 7 Just don't let them out. How do you keep them out? great suggestion and yes Right now because the theater show i'm working Gosh every day, so it's a little hard to keep up with tasks in the extracurricular and get to writing new videos but Once the play is over in november I've had a little downtime. There'll be holidays. So it's just hard to do things in that little month in between But I will start writing in that time so we can get to production And get some new and improved if x was an scp video Which it isn't but if it were how would the scp foundation contain it because that's a great series and there's so much to pull from What happened if you use the nerfing gun on scp 682 and nerf him to be mortal and not immortal? So we tried that we did that test soggy I like that you mentioned that if you look in the 682 testing logs, you'll find the nerfing gun and the nerfing gun made him worse But by our definition of worse, which is harder to destroy So it actually made it stronger Very frustrating That's got a sense of humor Which I do not appreciate All right. We are in the last five minutes of stream everybody So get your questions that you want answered and we will go into my favorite scp's and then we will sign it off And i'm going to take off my jacket because it's starting to get a little warm in the stakeout office I'm also going to knock over some things because violence is the answer apparently Feel cooler already Hog slice versus dado who would win and so Hog slice would not win that If dado had any pre medicinal things Ready for use to combat hog slice because hog slice is just a big beat him up guy Yes, he could teleport but just to you then he's a big beat him up guy So dado probably has some sort of anomalous concoction that will make things Um Hard for hog slice to beat him up beat him up. Dr. Sherman. I crave anarchy. Please knock something over There you go, zeordran. Everyone gets one opinion on 507 Is 507 josey because I do love josey josey is great to do No 507 is the reluctant dimension hopper who is awesome Uh poor sap being jumped around all the time but Cool, dude. We catch up in the log the uh commissary once in a while Oh I should give y'all a sneak peek while we're here You'll remember that members of the site 42 youtube channel get the badges and emojis that you get for each channel But ours are being made By resident scp artist teeth I'm making sure that teeth does all of them because I want them to all be one nice universal art style Just to keep things clean And teeth is working on the next emojis that we're going to have which are scp 999 And josey the half cat So yes Now we need more members because even when teeth gets those done We need enough members to unlock letting that many emojis on the channel so join The scp site 42 membership if you want to use the shirm emojis we have now And unlock our ability to have more scp in emojis If you're a member throw some shirm emojis in the chat Help i'm in the back rooms Not my division that is async We're in a turf war right now and they are winning. So We're giving them a wide berth for a little bit until we can take back the high ground How do I make a page on the scp wiki? You have to become a member of the scp of wiki dot then you have to become a member of the scp wiki then you need to Then you need to write your article and make it all nice and clean and make it so that the people who are members of The site will want to Keep it on the site because if they downvote it it gets taken off because we want some kind of quality control So it's a long process. It's not easy, but it is Good because it keeps a somewhat bar of quality for the stories on the site. I mean, it's not a high bar. There's Director rosie overcomes his sour cream addiction, which we have on the channel. It's hilarious. It is wild Enjoy that after the stream if you want some weirdness it It gets weird Average lego scp fan say the wiki is covering up for the real scp foundation well I would say that but it's not true There's no way possible that the scp wiki is covering up for the real scp foundation Not at all No way Not possible Completely fabricated All right, we are in the last minute. So as always Dr. Sherman's favorite scp articles We have three nine nine nine three zero four three zero zero eight dash j I am adding scp spooky dash j to the list now Five zero three one five one seven five Five three zero two. I'll say them one more time Get your note pads out three nine nine nine three zero four three zero zero eight dash j scp spooky dash j five zero three one five one seven five brain melting brain melting What's my last favorite scp? Five three zero two. We're back. We're back okay What agent would agent 47 be considered anomalous? I'm sorry average scp lego fan. I'm not familiar with agent 47, but this will be the last question I answer before I sign off The hitman does the hitman have anomalous powers? Does he have anything besides just hitting guys real good? He's a clone clones are anomalous by default So there's that Yeah, he's anomalous. He's a clone until we have human clone cloning iRL clones are anomalous excellent All right, so with that Thank you very much for joining the show. I hope you enjoyed dr. Sherman's office hours today Be safe. Be well secure contain protect Oh, make sure to like subscribe become a channel member Uh become a patron all that good site 42 stuff so we can have The hanged king tragedy live in san francisco God that'd be so cool. I'm not going to forget that idea. That's neat Okay, I just want to tell you how i'm feeling Gotta make you understand never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you