 with a fish hook right before I cast my line and rip the thing fucking clean off her eye. Have you ever caught a fish? Man, Matt, did you hear that question? How come you can have it on the side? I can't. Welcome to episode number 25. I wanna have it on the side. You can have it on the side, but you can't turn away when you, look, you can't do like that. You can't, because you do that. You gotta like, you say something and then when you say something, you turn away. Because you shy about it. Sorry. Yeah, you get shy about it. I'll do it again. Sorry. Episode number 25 of the Muddy Michael Fully actual podcast, we are sponsored by the University of Marvel. If you wanna support this podcast, go on subscription website, subscription website. You can get all the uncensored content that we make. We make exclusive website videos. I was told him about the Bully video. Exclusive website videos. We do that. And we've been filming him through the show and there's a bunch of good shit coming. We shoot each other with spud guns. There's one where we... Bully? Bully, we bully each other a lot. I believe it's not that. It's graphic. It's hard. Twister, Twister, Twister, we're filming tomorrow? I gave Matt the idea and he gave it back to us and said, Twister, Twister, after I gave him the idea. So it's my idea and it's basically, it's Twister, but we just put instead of just colored balls, we put something fucked up on each ball. Like poo. You see? We can't put that on social media though because Facebook gods will say, hey, come on, man. We can't make money from that sort of shit. Get out of here, mate. So he says that to me and I'm like, man, you've just backed me into a corner. Like, he's just come... Is that what you said, Matt? He come out of the shadows of me. Can you say something? We got me all like a bit puffed up, you know what I mean? Cause I was all backed up in the corner and he's confronting and standing over me and I fluffed my feathers up. What do you want to hear? Do that again. Last week, what did we do? Oh, we moved house. Oh, by the way, welcome to the new fucking table. You don't rock that much. It doesn't rock anywhere near what it used to. One of our best mates, James come over and like, look what he, like, this was a piece of shit. This is basically a tree in someone else's backyard. And James come over with an axe, fucking, and make this. He made, yeah, a tree this. Matt, can you see the color definition? Yeah, you can see the table. God, it's hot. I love it. This is an 800, it went from a $100 table to an $800 table. You won't see the darker color on the bottom though. We could sell this. Oh, you can't see it. That's what you're talking about. Yes, fuck. You know what I fucking saw, Matt? I haven't even told you this crazy story, man. OK, all right. Just cut into there and realize. Fuck, man, this is so shit. This is what we mean as you get early fucking onset Alzheimer's. It's really, I was really excited to tell you guys. We have a thought. Sometimes Marty will be trying to be telling me something. And I'll be like, no, wait one second. I'm on the phone to this. Like 30 seconds later to do what happened. Dude, it's gone. Same thing. But like and comment if you're on if you're listening on somewhere where you can comment, let us know if you are same age 30 and you have the same shit happening because it's starting to freak me out a bit. I'll line up to buy a fucking coffee and then halfway to the front of the line. I'll be like two people in front of me in the line. I'm like, what? Well, like I forget what I'm fucking buying. So I just happened once the other day, a step out of the line. And I'm like trying to remember what I was going to order. And I know, oh, fuck, that's right. And go to the end of the fucking line again. Do you ever driving and you know the destination you're going to and then suddenly you're just there and you're like, fuck, I don't remember it's not dry. Yeah, that's more of like a subconscious thing because you people just subconsciously drive when they're. Yeah, because it's like it's so weird. Have you ever fell asleep at the wheel? No, but very close that day at that new year's Eve when we're coming home. I was so close to nodding off. Remember the video we made? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I haven't. I don't intend string driving. It's hard to switch off if you've got something to concentrate on. Yeah, I never thought I would ever be able to fall asleep while driving because it's so hard for me to fall asleep. But oh, dude, I came up with that video. Wait, see who can stay awake driving the longest on a private road. So it's legal. No, we'll just go around one roundabout. Oh, that's fine. It's safe. Put his face sandstorm. Do do do do do do do do do do do. Three, what the fuck were we talking about? Now I can't fucking remember what happened. We're talking about what we did last week. Oh, I just fucking remembered. OK, so, you know, the voice. Amon was meant to be on the voice, right? Yeah. There's a guy there, Adam. The guy he was like, he recognized me. Yeah, I love that guy. Really, and he was like the face of the show. So his Instagram has grown a lot. And he's like, you know, he's bigger than us. He's grown very quickly. What was his role on the show? He was just a singer. I can test. Amazing voice. But his fucking incredible. His story was used as like. What's his like tag names? Like Mulletname. Adam, like Ludwig or something. I forget. Anyway, so I just saw the other day. I don't know if that's real or not. He put his fucking shoes that he performed in online, on eBay, and was like, oh, I'm selling these. And he signed them, a little signature at the bottom. And they looked like pretty well-in-conditioned shoes. It was up to like $10,000 US after a few hours, I think I saw. Fucking insane. And the other day, we threw out that fucking board with your hair on it. Remember that haircut video? That haircut video is like 100 million views or whatever. We were thinking we should have just fucking sold it. And so we threw into the dump. Yeah, yeah. If we had left a hair on it, if you look in the video and you watch the cutout of when I kicked it on you, when you were trying to use it as defense, it looks like the cutout of Australia. It's fucked. Are you fucking kidding me? Dude. Are you fucking kidding me? That is so sellable. That's the Aussie's fucking prank done, cunt, fucking. I'm going to show you. I'll cut your hair into a fucking matte cunt. It's ridiculous. It is, literally, we were Australia that day. We were all everything of the country. I remember Matt even said, like, are you fucking Australia? Remember? Did you say, are you there? No, well, he wasn't even there. He just texted me and was like, dude, I'm getting like Australia. That's why you are so psychic like that. You're always brown. Three. Anyway, last week, yeah, we sustained some injuries. We went down a huge, we filmed a video called 10-Bin Bowling. You fucked yourself. Not really. I fucked myself more after. It's a video where we just ride these toy go-karts down this hill and slam into 10 bins. And we fucking, my leg, on just one of the runs, my leg got caught in between the axle and the wheel and the wheel, like, took some of my skin off. And it's like such a slow healing process. And now whenever I walk in shit, it just bleeds constantly. And then the fucking scooter hit it the other day. It was healing. It was on the way to recovery. The scooter hit it. And now it's just, it's just fucked. And now, like, people are just like, go to the doctor. It smells like fucking new mom's fucking tits. Like someone said that to me the other day, man. Yeah, like the under fucking flap of her pants. I was like, fuck. And now we can't, do you know what I mean? Anyway, Matt came in at about 45 minutes to go and write these on these days. So I'm fucking assuming that you had these written up before you came here. Am I right, Matt? You wouldn't come in with 45 minutes to spare. To write these four of these days! Okay, so you're yelling, I'll back down. Matt, I apologize. I'm sorry. Say sorry. He's angry. He's fucking angry. Sorry. On your house. I get an emotion with you, Matt, but you know what happens? God, he's cute when he's like, pulled to it and shit. But you did have these written before you came here, though, right? You were these written before you came here. Please, tell me that. It took you 45, it took him hours to set this up. It was it. Yeah. It obviously, yeah. Oh, it's a new house, kept saying that. It's been here since 4 a.m. and now it's 5, 6 p.m. No, 45, he came here early on, went home, did his fucking research, came back. He's done well. So this is... Apologize, really. I'm gonna settle you down. Just be honest, is this intense research or is this like, you got a bit lazy, a bit short of time? Because of your employer or some shit like that. Is that what happened? Or are you saying that you actually put in the time, you just weren't here when you did it? No, it's quality. All right. I want you. I want you. All right, we'll see, man. We'll see. On this day in 1998, Santa was recorded riding his sleigh onto Jeffrey Epstein's island. Santa denies ever having been to the island, but pictures have emerged of Santa with Christmas wrapping around his erect dick and trying to give it as a present to a small group of fat girls. Another picture showed Rudolph bending a girl's right leg back as far as it would go, while simultaneously bending her left leg in the other direction as far as it would go. The image shows Rudolph primed and had his hips open, ready to thrust forwards with his rock hard reindeer dick. Santa says the photos are fake despite Mrs. Claus divorcing him shortly after the pictures were released. Oh. Santa's a bad guy, but fuck, it's good research. Makes sense. Because Santa seems like he hangs out with some fucking Sikh fox, you know what I mean? Like, who else is that involved? How do you roll your a's like that? Who else hangs out with you like that? I don't know how to do it. Can you roll your a's? Matthew Gregory Brown. Sorry? Roll your a's. A's. A's? Roll your a's. Roll your a's, man. Roll your a's. Err. Roll your a's. Nah, I'd do it better than that. Err. I don't know. Errr. Oh, you remember how people used to do that for, I think? I'd do it. I've never learned how to do it. Now we're beatboxing. And this is turned into a beatboxing show. Is that the German heritage coming out? I don't know yet. I don't know how to do it. On this day in 1992, Tiger Woods drove a golf ball into a group of disabled animals. The ball shattered the skull of a down syndrome warthog and the other disabled animals attempted to flee as they saw Tiger line up another drive. A two-legged horse was struck on one of its remaining legs and exploded its shin into smithereens. The owners of the disabled animals noticed the commotion and stopped Tiger from delivering his third drive. Tiger said in an interview later that he thought the animals were fake. Like, at least it's like, it might be like a fucking American. What? Yeah, but like animals. Yeah, you can only really use it. He's like, just trying to have a good time. Fuck driving into space. You can only really use that excuse once and then when you see them try and scatter, like it would be like, you can imagine it or miss technology these days. Miss forms, fuck shit. They could be driven out of one. It's like real life holograms. Taking a fucking forces leg out. No, but it could be. And then like obviously like. Simulation, dude. It's just a simulation. Honestly, it's another thing that makes me just like, Tiger Woods like, come on, you're losing fans. Don't, don't do that shit. Like one is acceptable. He's killed a warthog straight off the bat. A down syndrome one second. Aren't they like violent animals? And they just like heaps of them? They're just normal animals who protect their young when attacked. You can imagine a warthog, a down syndrome warthog, what that would look like. It's like Bosley. It doesn't Bosley hunt them. Yeah, Bosley's breed was breed. Bread. He was actually nodding there. He was bred to what kill. What did you research that? Must research that beforehand. That's why he's nodding like that. I want him on my lap, believable. On this day in 1999, DVDs launched an attack on cassette tapes. Cassette tapes took an early hit as they weren't expecting DVDs to be so sharp and such good quality. However, cassettes raised a strong resistance and fought back. DVDs were losing the war. DVDs teamed up with their small but powerful cousin, Blu-ray, and overpowered cassettes. DVDs became arrogant and victory and started fucking the corpses of the cassettes in a display of pure get-fucked-ness. However, this would prove to be that downfall as the DVDs died from AIDS in the years that followed. Wow, dude, that is in the research. You did do your work this week. DVD. The first two were like, oh my God. Sorry for doubting you. Sorry for doubting you. You saved the day with that. That fixes shit. That is shit that people need to hear. You saved the day. Are you breastfeeding? Because I want some. On this day in 2017, Taylor Swift glassed a security guard at Sin City, a nightclub at the Gold Coast. She was forcibly removed but managed to scratch deep wounds into the face of three of the bouncers. The security guards never pressed charges because they said that Taylor Swift said that she would have them killed if they snitched. She said that she would have their families hacked up and fed to third-world country people. She also always carries a knife. It sounds like a bit of fucking what's going on right now. Always carrying a knife. You can't fucking send shit on people. You can't fucking win, cunt. You can't fucking win. You say one thing, some can't fucks up. You fucking say the other, some other can't fucking gets up it. So what's the point of saying shit, cunt? You just fucking mute it, right, brother? Again, new house. But yeah, no, sorry, dude. This is on the table. A new table, which our best mate, James, is fucking done. Which leads us to our next segment. Doesn't it, man? Roger, would you like to do this name? You've changed it again. How's your week been, mate? Let's hear him out. What do you mean up to? God, you're looking good. I wish you had a beanie on. I'm not telling you about my week. Nobody wants to hear about my week. Matt Brown is not true. Let us know if you'd like to hear about Matt Brown's weeks. Let me tell you something about this. Is that your nose? You're fucking now. I think it's my lungs. Hising with a leak. It's my lungs. Hising with a leak. Oh, my God. Matt! This is the next segment, mate. And this is a segment where we just answer questions. Do you guys just send him via Instagram and money? Muck, cunt. Cunt, all right. Stip it away with an ankle. Stip it away. Stip it away with his ankle. Stip it away with an ankle. First question is from bread underscore 15. And he has asked, why? Well, great question, bread. No. First question is from Bob Waters. And his tag is Groovy Source. Oh, fuck off. Michael, any advice for somebody who has recently started pissing the bed regularly? Do you just sleep on a tarp? There are worse problems. Yeah, like you could be like, she could have no arms or something. And that's, fuck, that's not even, you could, at least you can't control that. As I said, unless you choose to cut your arms off. I have six ways of how to, I've got six ways of how to stop pissing the bed. Okay, here we go. Number one, stop drinking liquids three hours before bed. Number two, pee before bed, not before Netflix. This is stupid. Okay, no, there is a problem. I've had friends, I've had friends with the same problem. And for me, it's from binge drinking. Yeah, that is for people who just piss their bed because they're bladders shit. He pisses his bed because he blacks out and can't wake up and then urinates. Yeah, but that guy wasn't specific. But he was like, and then it's not a matter of, I've seen him go to piss before bed, doesn't work. Yeah, you can piss before bed if you fucking had. I've seen him get fucked by like three massive bikies and he still pissed the bed. Like I've seen him get absolutely fucking slammed. Brank, brank, brank, brank, brank, brank, brank, brank, brank. He wasn't even fucking conscious and he still pissed the bed. It was fear-based, but like, like, okay, quote from Billy Madison, peeing your pants is cool. Don't, there's worse of shit you could have wrong with you. Don't be embarrassed about pissing the bed. There are many awkward situations and hundreds of them for me. And like, but you just get used to it. And thank God I have Matt Brown and fucking Marty and all these friends that sort of helped me out and go, Michael, it's okay if you pissed the couch, you pissed the bed. And yeah, I try and clean up. Make sure you clean it. Make sure you clean it, Michael. But it's fine, we say that. We say, it's fine, Michael. It's okay, it's okay. Make sure you fucking clean it though. Make sure you drag the mattress outside. It's so hard sometimes, Dragon, don't say over for a while. But it's fine. And replace my couch. Titch, you're out of fucking couches and your beds that I remember the bed when we first fucking. Yeah, it's a fucking place I lived at, a fucking fucked up. We went out all my slamming down shots of tequila and yoga master drippin' down our thights. And I get home, Michael's just passed out on my bed. I'm banging on the door at fucking five a.m. For half an hour. Got down to reception, trying to convince him to let me in and they're like, no, we can't help you. Got that upstairs with fueled anger. And I'm just slamming on the fucking door. All the neighbors are coming out. And I just don't care anymore, Matt. He was so mad. And then I get inside and he's wearing an adult nappy but it's overflowed all over my fucking bed. So he's tried but like, adult nappies, well I guess it's not, it's not really shit. I guess someone needs to invent not an adult nappy but a bender nappy. A fucking huge sack of cotton to wrap around the ass and scrotum. And that's yourself, release. Because I go to the door after like two hours of him banging and I know I've done wrong. I was like, I've pissed his bed and I go to the door. I was like, fuck. And I can hear he's angry from the knocks. I answer the door and I'm like, dude. Oh, I'm sorry. He's like, just shut up. Go away. I don't want to talk to you. And then as he's walking by me, I'm like, dude, I've also pissed your bed. And all I wanted to do was sleep. Do we can't go to sleep in his bed? And that is one of hundreds of fucking awkward situations I've had in my life. Thank God he's the best friend that can understand me. You imagine the strangers that I've had to fucking explain to. God damn shit. It's so awkward. It's so embarrassing at times. It's humiliating, but I know you fucking take it with a grain of salt and realize there's worse shit going on. Pissing a bed or couch ain't that bad if you could. It's not like I bought a gun and shot. Me? Yeah, I haven't shot you. So if it happens, just shrug it off and say, shut your fucking mouth, bitch. I know you're letting me stay over the night and you let me have sex with you, but don't talk to me about pissing your mattress because that ain't my slut. Now what's the number for fucking cab randy? That's a script to go by that Michael used for many years. I don't condone that script at all. But you did write it. You don't condone it, but you did write it. I was a producer. Holy shit. This one's for you from the same guy. Bob Wallace has asked you. Oh man, so many embarrassing situations. Does eating a burger or any beef arouse you? No, only fucking them doesn't. Tearing the raw flesh from its bones, not cooked beef. It's too old. Cooked beef just reminds me of a job left too late. Okay, and you gotta cook them when they're raw. Would you ever fuck a dairy cow whilst eating a cheeseburger? Yeah, yep, I would experiment with that. It's not, definitely it hasn't been a fetish of mine, but it's like saying, oh, would you have a sip of water while having sex with someone? It's just, it's a normal thing. Yeah, I could do that. I haven't thought about it, but yeah, I will do that for you and let you know how it goes. This is from underscore Jesse Courts, most embarrassing sexual experience. So very early on when I first became sexually active, there were times where we'd go out and I'd pick up a girl or whatever, we'd go back to their place and on my way into the house. Like, I don't know, very weird way to think, but I would purposely leave all of the doors slightly ajar so that I knew how to leave. I would do that like, with every, I would do that every time. So you could sneak out. So I could leave, yeah. So you wouldn't have to make that. So I wouldn't have the awkward shit in the morning and I just wanted to not be there. So yeah, after she fell asleep and I'd leave and I'd sneak out and yeah, like there were times where it was definitely like. They knew that you could leave. Well, yeah, like very early on I'd trip and be too loud and I could sense that they were stirring and waking up and then they would be able to hear me panicking and grabbing my shit and legging it out of the house and none of the doors were like closed. So it'd just be like, it'd just be me pushing doors open as I leave. Wow, that's not that bad. I told you there was a time where I was in a hostel or a fucking hotel room with a friend and the toilet didn't work and we stayed in this fucking place for 10 days and we couldn't be fuck telling the reception that the toilet didn't work. So the whole bathroom became a shitting center. So we'd open the door up and pierced and shit into the whole bathroom all in all because the toilet would overflow. So you try and shit in the toilet and overflow. So why not just shit in the whole fucking bathroom? Makes sense, it's logistically it makes sense. 10 days later after shit and pierced done in this fucking bathroom, I end up. He ended up giving a girl a tour of his room. And I forgot that and the end of the tour was the bathroom and he forgot. Oh yeah, she went to the bathroom after we had a kiss and cuddle and then I forgot cause I was so fucking drunk. She's gone in. That Michael's just sprayed the entire tiles with feces and shit for days. And then as she got up to walk in, I realized, fuck. And it was too late, she's open the door and she's just like gone. I think we've said this in a previous podcast. I've not heard this before. And this tone goes, there's shit everywhere. I was like, oh yeah, sorry, my mate's real sick. Your mate's just fucking cuddling. It sounds like he's not sick physically. It sounds like he's sick mentally to do that. Like yes, oh I'm not feeling well so I'm not going to sit on the toilet anymore. I'm going to stand at the door and spread my cheeks and fire it in. Yeah, yeah. And then she's like, well we're going. How the fuck did she go, yeah, we're going back to mine. I would cut the girl off once I saw that. It's like, I'm going, that's it. She's like, no, we can go back to mine. I was like, next minute she's in a room with all her friends in a fucking, like there's all the beds in a row, like this fucking big hotel room. And then I wake up in the morning and I just hear this giggling and laughing. And of course, guess what? Get what? I've pissed the bed. Her bed. And I'm like, you know, when you wake up and you know, for piss a bed guys, you know, you've fucking, you've pissed the bed and you keep your eyes closed. Just, they're trying to keep that time before the punishment for that awkward stage. Oh man, yeah. For that like, you've got to confront what you've done. I would be so bad. Like, I would, as soon as I realized that, I wouldn't ever be able to relax. Dude, yeah, yeah. So I'm there and I'm just hearing these giggles. I'm like, what are you doing? They're all fucking laughing at the fact I've pissed the bed. It's so, and I'm just like trying to pretend it's a dream but it's not. Fuck, I'm stuck there. So then I just have to get up and then I went to the toilet and had a piss. Came back out. I was like, yes, sorry, I pissed the bed, walked out. They all laughed at me, was humiliating, so awkward, so embarrassing as I was saying before about pissing the bed. But being embarrassed, like, you push your embarrassment boundaries. So once you keep crossing it, if you keep crossing into embarrassment, it's like conditioning yourself. Next time you won't be embarrassed by something so easily and then you just push the boundaries to an embarrassment circle that it's like, you're immune. Same with this guy who was asking me before, like, I've got the same problem. I was like, dude, it gets better because you pissing your pants becomes cool eventually if you can own it. It's also cool if like, yeah, like, if you could manage your drinking in a way that you wouldn't piss your bed as well. Yeah, yeah, try and fix that up too. Because Henry doesn't do it really anymore. Yeah, dude, he stopped, but yeah, I kept it going. I tried it, yeah, I had it. I wanted to start a trend. Yeah, and I had a trend going. You know, if you do happen to piss your bed from alcohol, hashtag piss the bed fully actual. And we'll share it on our main Marty and Michael Instagram account. Hashtag piss the bed fully actual. Send a pic and we'll put it on our, we'll put it on the story. Yeah, even if you don't sleep and piss the bed, just piss a bed and take a photo of it and we'll put it on the story. Even a video, but just don't show your dick, obviously, because of censorship. And then we can just fucking post that and we can start promoting this shit and get. We can start, we can fucking fix the world with that. Look, look, we can manufacture a mattress that is resistant to urine. Look, we could do that. One bed, something you should look into. And, you know, we've got the science to do it because we've pissed on many things that are resistant to piss. Dude, and we said this before, when I travel with Marty through Europe and Asia, every hotel or hostel we walked into, he'd go as soon as we unlocked the door. He'd go straight to the corner of the room, pull his dick out and just piss in the corner of the fucking room. Let's just set the precedence of the amount of respect that this place deserves because we said it's some shit places. And also because it just sort of like, let everyone know, oh, the place is ruined, don't stress about mess. Let's just have a good time. That's what that says. And that's what I want written on my gravestone. Let's not stress about mess. C'mon, let's just have a good time. And then a photo of me going like this at the bottom. Oh, yeah, alright, dude, alright that. Holy fuck, can I make that work, please? Zack, Z-Raw99 has asked, do you have a name for that disgrace of a big toenail? Much love, fellas, keep up the great work. I'm assuming you mean Michael's huge, sickening big toe that's like the size of a rectangular five cent coin on a huge lump of toe. It's disgusting. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, a name for it, maybe death or maybe like terminal. Maybe terminal? No, no, just the toe. The toe's name. Noah Jasek has asked questions for each of you. What did the alien man Ziggy from the MDMA realm tell your cunts when you traveled? And would you consider having sex with a paralyzed person in a wheelchair so that you could become more connected with Stephen Hawkins? I'll answer the first one first. No, I haven't seen a man named Ziggy, but we have seen some things on MDMA. MDMA is slightly a psychedelic. Well, if you do enough of it. Yeah, which, yeah, it probably is not a good thing to do, but don't, don't do it kids. But like, if you do it every now and then, maybe every two months, mate, maybe every three months. It's like, save it for special occasions. There's gotta be a reason to do it. Use drugs to enhance social situations, which is what alcohol is for. So just use, use them in that way. If you, as long as you don't use drugs to like, you've had a shit day or you're a bit stressed. So that's not what drugs are for, is for to enhance social situations. Yeah. Anyway, no, we haven't seen that dude, but we have seen many others. We've seen some gods. We've seen electricity. And would you consider having sex to the palace for some wheelchair? No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't because I don't think that that would make me closer to Steven. But like, Steven himself, probably. Cause like, how cool would it be? To fuck a person in a wheelchair? No, to fuck Stephen Hawking's. Yeah, yeah. That's not what he's asking. He's saying, okay. I'm saying, I'm not saying I wouldn't, but like, I've got a girlfriend that I'm happy with. But if Stephen Hawking's came down from the heavens in through computers, which he is everywhere. Well, he's already, yeah. We could do that tonight if we want to. Basically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's, yes, for knowledge. Alex Calls, AJQ 103 has said, do you arc and the do should or do you fork and the are for? Just got to know mate. T. See? Well, like that is highly that. Most of the audience won't understand that, but that is high, high grass. Well, you get it. You get what he's saying, but it's like, yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't word it like that. Like, I'd just. No, to a degree though, because it's, it's like algebra. Yeah, but it's algebra. It's like letters in maths. Yeah, but if you can. He's just done that with words. If you can, I want for. He's made numbers, words. Did you see that? Yeah, but like, if you can are what for, then why would you even do it to begin with? Do you know what I mean? It's like just do it to begin with in the base, in the base. And then you don't have to do the are what for. Fuck, but like, what's his name? That like quail. Quail. Let's call him quail. I don't want to scroll back and ruin this, but yeah. That's some heavy shit. I've got tingles. Yeah, yeah. That's multiple. Heavy duty. Sclerosis, MS, but yeah. Next question is from Sean underscore clunan. C L double triple O N A N. And he has asked, what are you proud of, but never have an excuse to talk about? We probably, we have spoken about it. Worms is pretty impressive. Yeah, yeah. We were number nine in the world at Worms Armageddon two. So who fucking top 10 at something in the world? Fuck you. But you need to train hard. No matter how big it is, you need to train hard to be in the top 10 of something in the world. Anything. It's hard. Like, I guess you could go like, you could buy a gun and try and kill as many people as you could. You could go over the forms or you want at the end of the day. The mix is in the pudding. Louis Day Depelle, who is known as T O A E N G 15. Question for the podcast. If you guys die, if you guys will die because of Corona, would you rather be cremated or buried right away? Ha ha, have a great day, mates. Stay safe. We won't die from Corona, but... I've already had it. No, if, yeah, you did. And it's a two-week thing, it's a flu. But how, like, if you're gonna die, we spoke about this the other day. Would you... I prefer to be nailed to a mountain. So the decomposing body doesn't smell out any residential areas, but I like to be nailed to a mountain cliff. No, but when we were scared, like my skeletons are overlooking cities. Do you see what I'm saying? Would you rather be cremated or buried? Nina, I want to be... Nailed to a mountain cliff. Over a city. Over a city. You know Rhea DeGeneres, how they have that Jesus statue, maybe to his chest. Or like his face, over his face. Yeah, okay. All right, Matt, if you insist, yeah. Facing his face. Nailed me over Jesus's face. Your dick is in his mouth. Your eyes are on the eye. That's the biggest part of my sculpture. And my dick's the biggest part of my sculpture. Your arms wrap around the back of it. Yeah, and then around me. So my arms are huge. Like really long. Like cremated or buried, what would you rather? I'm scared even if you're dead. Buried, I go buried. It's like some part of me wants to be a tree because you can cremate yourself and become a tree. Yeah, just be buried under a tree and then you feed it. Okay, I'll be buried too under a tree. Put it there, pal. Thank you, mate. It's great work. It's great work, there. Next question. Next question from Teraz, 21. Hey, Erregen Würmer. Two quests for the podcast. One question. Are you guys a for a trip to Rere begin? Two question, especially for Michael. We're here or not. Gruße aus Wien, Österreich. Oh, yes, I don't like oysters. I'm not a fan. No, no, no, no. So he's asked, are we going to Europe again soon? Yeah, once all this COVID shit is gone, we can revisit the topic of traveling. Okay. And the second question. Are we here or not, Michael? Oh, like it could be a sweet. We are here, but we might be somewhere else. We might be everywhere. More than likely. Some sort of singularity. This is a fucking simulation, possibly. More than likely. Fabian Zerati. Fabian dot Zerati underscore six. Six six. I was feeling his cock. Let me put on my story quickly. Quickly before he retrieves his hand, I said. Matt, you need to keep your hand in your dick. If I catch him doing that, guys, I'll post it in the story. So you should watch it. I love writing flirts like that. I just signed in, guys. I didn't do it before because what I enjoy most of the podcast and they are on Spotify. But yeah, you really need to be supported. Just three quick question. Is there a group on Facebook that you'll view with some content too? Yeah, our University of Michael Facebook group. And we have a little page and a little Facebook group. And if you join our Facebook group, we'll interact with you. We'll talk to you. It's seriously crazy. We spend so many hours a day just messaging fans and shit, don't we? Like commenting on posts and shit. So many of that. So yeah, go and join that group. How can I send you some ideas for the prank call and some questions for the podcast? What are you doing here right now? You're sending us ideas for pranks if you want and questions for the podcast. So this is how to do it. In the future, if I come back to Brazil, you guys go to New South Wales. Can we have a picture together? It really means a lot for me. I don't only follow the other boys. I'm just a fan of your work, guys. Yeah, of course, mate. If we see you out in a bell, we'll have a photo. Yeah, of course, mate. She's a little sweet, sweet, little sweetheart. Touch your lips with my little hands and draw my hands back and smell the fingers. It's a great time on a Wednesdays. Next segment has been renamed to... That's different. That's different. That is different, Matt. Matt, you are evolving with your shirt. You are evolving. And there's a segment where we... Come here. Come on, show them the shirt. Come on, Mattie. You're shaking his head. Big, small, he's supposed to be shaking his head. A little bit blushing a little bit. Oh, fuck. A bit piss day. Oh, drunk. Yeah. Anyway, this segment is the PL1 Boxing and we open live shit that you guys have sent to us, to our PO Box, which is written right here. And for those who can't see, PO Box... Don't touch me. I thought you were pissing me off. PO Box 256 Tagum, 4018 Queensland, Australia. 4018 Queensland, Australia. That's the little fucking thing here. Show them! This is the box. Now, we were discussing before the podcast went live, we can see this package that we've received is from China, which is also where the latest virus is from. Apparently, exploded by media. So we're a little bit nervous to open it, but we will. I'm not. I'll open it, then. No. I'm not scared of no flu. I'm protecting you right now. You don't even know it. Okay, it's a whoopee cushion. All right, so someone... Imagine if Anne makes this in there. Yeah. Which was whoopee. Imagine if it was just full of cocaine. Shut up! All right. Should we cut it open? Anyway, yeah, so it's a whoopee cushion. And a whoopee cushion is something that you fill with air. When you sit on it, you make fart noises. So fill it up and let's show the fucking dogs. Let's show the dogs fart noises. Okay, this is the situation. Might as a chick. I'm a dude. He's at a coffee shop. I'm coming down to sit next to her. I'm going to try and be the best fucking pickup line possible. Let's see what happens. Very confused, but all right, I'm a girl. Hey, how you going? Oh! Yuck. Drunk, fuck weird. Cut that, Connor. That was fucking horrible. Oh! All right, that brings us to the end of our P1 boxing segment, which lets me to our new points. Mm, what's that? I smell stunt time. Okay, let's see what happens. Are you really going to do it this week? Yeah, I'll do it. You are brave. Okay. Get over and dumb. Kids and men and girls and athletes. I'm scared of this one, but I'm going to super glue my hand with thumbtacks on it. So our good friend, Maitland Hamley, gave us this idea where he's going to, Michael's going to super glue those thumbtacks to his fucking dogs. And I'm going to high five him. So the thumbtacks will thrust into my hand. Caused me to bleed and all sorts of damage. Do you hear about that guy who died on a skateboard carrying a bottle of beer and a pizza? Fuck off! How did he do that dickhead? So he had a bottle of beer in his pocket and he crashed on his skateboard and the beer bottle broke in his pants, cut into his leg and cut an artery and he bled out and died. That's pretty cool in a way. Not like it's sad, but if you're going to die on this day, that's such a small chance to die like that. I should save that for on this day. I will never ever die. Ever put a beer in my pocket as I said. Mark my words, we're going on the record right now. We will never ever, ever, ever die. Ever. And you can play this back at our funeral if we do because I guarantee it won't happen. And write it down. Write it down. Put a note in your pockets. On your jeans. We will not die. Matt? See? Really, Matt? Won't we? No, you'll live forever. Well, you will anyway, Michael. Hey, they're super gluing right now. I thought you were going to put it on your fingers. No, there's a bang on that. I can't believe. This shit scares me. Very brave of you. It's just a very quick one though, isn't it? But yeah, they're very long. Because you have slammed a tennis ball as hard as you can filled with these into my back. Yeah. Actually, I kicked a fucking ball of soccer. I kicked a soccer ball full of these. Yeah, it's an old video I kicked. I think you copped it in the knee and it instantly bled and then Marty copped it in the hand and had to go to hospital. A thousand thumbtacks on the soccer ball made it very heavy. It's like a steel ball, remember? It's like a shot put. Yeah, it was heavy. Spikes on it. Remember that? Do you remember it sat around the place that you lived and it was always like a hazard, but you couldn't get rid of it just in case you needed it? They got so rusty. Remember how, like, we've used old rusty balls before because we can't be fucking tacking tennis balls up again. So we've just used old ones. All right, stunt time, I'm going to half of Mark and Mark who's got thumbtacks glued to his hand. There they are. Three, two, one. It's not too bad. There's a hole that's really not that painful. Yeah, I think you guys need to really, okay, really come together. Judging by Matt's reaction there, it's not enough pain. You guys, it's like you both held back on the high five. High five, like you just won the Champions League or something. All right, go. Three, two, one. Oh, yeah, it went in. Yeah, it is blood. Yeah, it's not booze. Yeah, it's not booze. Yeah, it's not booze. Yeah, it's not booze. Yeah, it's not booze. Don't fucking do that. Yeah, it's not booze. Fuck you. I'm bleeding. Are you guys happy now? They entered my fucking hands. Oh, yay. Yay, he was in pain. Thank God. Fuck. You worry me. Time for the prank call two. Two. Time for the prank call two. Let's call Domino's and tell him. I'm not gonna lie, I'm so pissed off with our present this week. Yeah. Oh, thank you. What was it again? I can't even remember it. What was it? It was a whoopee cushion. Okay. Whoever sent that, thanks, but... Try again. I was like, nanos, we ran into a lady that works at the Domino's Zilmian that we pranked all the fucking time. And she was the one I spoke to when I did the turning into a cat prank call. And she was like, really, I can't remember this. And she was pissing herself laughing. And yeah, she's sweet with it. So it's nice to know that all those people who are worried about the Domino's employee psychies, they're fine and they love it and it's hilarious. So let's call them. We're doing good. In saying that, do we want to pick a new Domino's to say hello to? That she's given us the green light, basically. What one was her? To stalk her. I don't even know what I'm gonna say. Yeah, just try and freak him out. Thank you. This prank call is called Language Barrier. Domino, thank you. This is Crystal. Hey, welcome. First of all, my name is Lion. I make a delivery order, please. And your name? My name is Finn. F-I-L-E. What would you like? I make three or four orders. First order is larger, Hawaiian. One Hawaiian, yeah. One Hawaiian on Classy. Classy bag. Yeah. And one Popoella. What was that one, sorry? One pepperoni. The pepperoni. Pepperoni, yeah. So everyone pepperoni. And I got a plankton. We're doing it on the side. So, okay, so again. A Hawaiian on Classy, a pepperoni on which bag? Well, a Hawaiian on a, look, look. Let's just see a thin. Let's put a thin on the plank, huh? A thin on which one? The pepperoni. There, there, the thin on the pepperoni. So we got a Hawaiian, right? And then we have a pepperoni on the plank. On the plank, on the thin plank. That's two. Yeah. And then we have a, look, let me make a five pizza, right? Got a five pizza total, yeah? You understand them? I'm gonna look at the pizza. Pizza number three. Let's, uh, veg, uh, first ron, the, uh, how you say, uh, the väser, I. Yeah, uh, the power, yeah. And, uh, the four pizza, say, uh, the haze, uh, they ga uma? Yeah, which one? The Gable, the, uh, how you say the garlic bread, you know, the fucking with the bread and it's got the bar and the garlic, you know, the cheesy garlic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cheesy garlic. A piece of the fall. Yeah. So put a phone in and then if I give me a discount, I was a discount on five pieces. What is the discount for the five pieces? I know you guys, I know you got the discount, so don't play with me. Don't play with me around right now. I know you guys played the discount side. So are you actually for real? Are you actually wanting to order pieces? Because I'm really confused. Why do you say that to me like that? I'm just playing for us. I can't, I can't actually understand what you're saying. How are you? How are you? I seriously question me like, where's your, where's your boss? Oh my god, he's the best guy I've ever fucking heard. I want him to move in. You need to be him when you're around me forever. I think that's me more me than anything else. That's, that's my, that's who I am and we are the best.