tags: dancing to black swann music like a real man only to realize you're gay and you're feeding huge clumps of wasabi into your asshole one spoonful at a time oh IT BUUUURNS but in the good way because when a centaur gets to a certain age, their penis starts talking and i was at this parade and one of the floats had this half-dead fat hawaiian guy screaming at the top of his lungs a whitney houston songs as his eyes bled kamehameha i slammed a baby on the edges of the furniture hoping i would find some candy ADULT SWIM SUCKS NOW THEY SHOULD HIRE ME