 TLO wasp we are on twitch. We are not live, but you can leave a like comment subscribe turning post notification bell mind Just let's continue to grow the family from Chicago to the UK Even though we've moved to Miami, it's cool. It's cool. It's cool, man If anybody on here got a tic-tac man follow me man. I follow back man All you got to do is look at my followers to follow me. You can see that I follow back I'm trying to get to a thousand subs so I can go live with my cousin And do some funny Anyway around 11 minutes of the funniest British moments The fact that he put around 11 minutes instead of just 11 minutes It's funny in itself British mean mates Let's get into it. Take care of your skin my guy. It's not even that hard. Oh my god No, no, no, no if you're struggling with I don't want to see anybody pop pimples. Oh, this is not what I want Here we go. I got a parcel for your next door neighbor. You've got the wrong fucking house in my This is ITV news at 10 fat, so how would you bring it to him? with Mark Austin and Julie etchingham Good evening paedophiles making two layers for his cheesecake one with Good evening paedophiles making two layers for his cheesecake one with white chocolate the other with milk chocolate very fancy See what that tastes like See what that tastes like You knew you was gonna be a recorder. You knew this was getting out there But you still chose this type of path to take That's the aftermath like Well, you did try very hard and you nearly got there just a little bit too thick That's unnecessary Nile. What do you say to that? Your waistline is a little bit too thick Oh Bro all the smoke coming that leather jacket you ain't playing out here You want some of that? Somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shit me well was fucking one of yes disgusting I Think we all leave skid marks Sometime or together That's why you give a courtesy flush Because you don't want to live skid marks in the bowl or else you're gonna be sitting in there And you're gonna be flushing multiple times back to back to back to get the flu kid mark off I just had a run-in with this issue yesterday Sorry fuck you Crushed I crashed you crush. How are you coming fast? Fuck you coming fast Liverpool that arms hard in the muck Sound like fat Joe crack You've just now crashed into me wingman eight o'clock in the morning. I'll have fish and a rice cake But ten o'clock. I'll have fish But 12 o'clock fish fish and a rice cake. Okay, two o'clock. I'll have fish Four o'clock just before fish and a rice cake. I'll have fish and a rice cake. Okay train Fish love me fish our main story tonight. My boy is a whole bodybuilding pesky Terrain is would you like some coke with that the takeaway in Bristol where cocaine was hidden underneath the bacon butties and burger buns So It's a Nigel. Thank you very much. I'm on it My mommy says you hate foreigners. No, no little girl. No You're not supposed to say that that's very naughty. That's it everyone queen has to be non-political Nigel Varad You haven't traveled without your dirt What do you say? I wonder where he's got that from Fucking fridgey dick it But you know what I mean my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike You know, what you know You know, what I assume, you know, it doesn't make any sense what you said My grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike Do you agree? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but you know what I mean my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike You know, what you know You know, what I assume you know, it doesn't make any sense what you said is a different recipe It's got nothing to do with the macaroni cheese. You know It doesn't look just like macaroni and cheese, but buddy in the pink shirt almost got a piece of fettuccine up his nose What I've got is I've got a nice large nun my nuns dead So that don't matter So anyway, there's the nun look it's a good man. So what I'm good. Good evening ladies How cringe how are you feeling today? Are you all alright? You are all all left That was terrible That I've seen this and it was one of probably the most cringes jokes I ever heard in my life At that point you just when nobody laughs at your joke just give it up You've lost I know who you are now She acts nicely Was that real and not like a skit. Oh, did he just slap her left or right? bars I'm confused. Where did you get a high five from this anyway? You guys are pointing at each other and you check Geographic oh, so Brooklyn or London or schooled India. Yes, but you know It's not related to a location that's because it's Now we're talking about education and as a result it does take quite a long time to make change even with the best one in the world That's the most important thing of all winning the trust of people that have put their trust in us many of them for the first time and Boris We'll have my full support as he does that Whoa, I don't know why he's talking to a tree What's about with a two-inch cock-a-prix tea you haven't chicken and shit But some in Middlesbrough That's about with a two-inch cock-a-prix tea. You haven't chicken and shit But some in Middlesbrough won't have it tomorrow Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow Tomorrow nods tomorrow butter but that Butter but that Listen butter butter. That's it. Say again butter. Thank you very much Money But chill for you end up in HMP Frankfurt is something looks peaceful Nothing to do with you Sailing yeah, man. This is great. Yeah, you've got absolutely nothing to do with you What the fuck is going on Chloe is pure unreal ice skin I might walk me chop in the freezer and get her do some fucking pirouettes on it Walk me chop in what the fuck is going on Chloe is pure unreal ice skin I might walk me chop in the freezer and get her do some fucking pirouettes on it What's this legend? And only six what's your six and retard retard the seven and retard you need two hours There's anyone there I'm gonna go off the cuff here because I do think what's really key if there is one brave young man in this room Who wants to come and say what he thinks the importance of International Women's Day is I know there's gonna be one of you I Don't do this don't do this to Megan That's Megan Marco, right? I couldn't be wrong. Let me The stallion I can Yeah, Megan Marco. Okay. I got it right. She really broke my heart when she got with Prince Harry Because I like I like to Shoot your shot man, you miss a thousand the shots that you don't play Well, that was fucking scary He wants to get to you funny. That was not your fault in the slightest bit Except for the fact you just panicked If you wouldn't have panicked you would have been good, but he was clear past him Take a look at this face. This is the face of shock fear agony despair this stain distrust Disaster tell him how your experience was Well, that was fucking scary salute got it He was to get to you when a family they pass under historic North York Shemors rail are wicked lovely Can't wait to take the family on that. They'll really enjoy it, right? The bizarre story of our times up the KFC runs out of chicken the police are forced to warn people to stop calling It's not an emergency Hello, there's a breakfast with Nagamunchetti in Charlie State. It's 6 30. It's Friday the 14th of October Let's tell you what's coming up on the program We're going to be joined by Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon We're talked to her about plans for a second referendum I'm sorry. We've very clearly run the wrong pictures of that particular sequence. My apologies there I'm gonna say one thing. I'm gonna show you my balls. Oh My balls But one is just so lonely like 11 is two ones. It's like two people Elevities like two people. It's two people one and one. It's two I'm amazed. She knows one or one is two. I think that's a real step forward for the series Are you have an unusual hobby Daryl? I well, I don't think it's unusual, but I like to visit different weather spoons and take photographs of the carpets What every Do I have different weather spoons and take photographs of the carpets? That's that's Oh, that's nice cheers, mate And hope you've a lovely time for things. I'm sorry to say this. Happy birthday. Yeah, Robert. You're fucking breath away Megan You hi Gary. Um, I've just seen your uh advert in the news asian's window Yeah, um, there's no need for an accountant. Uh, the answer is minus 5 000 pounds Oh man, till I leave a like comment subscribe turn on your first notification buzz. I needed to laugh This was funny and I'm gone