 critical hazard assessment team I realize I've given two aliases I gave Theron and I gave Sherman and just ignore that what's your name you can tell me Farron how are you doing you are Edgar right yes security very nice to meet you wonderful go team security forces am I right yes fantastic what's your rank they say that the duty at 314 is a cake walk but I think it's more of a piece of pie if you ask me tell me tell me something I'm working on a theory if you would number one just for the sake of you know formalities can you tell me where you were during the hours in question that's 1 30 to 2 30 a.m. range well originally I was on shift and I'll watch on the other side outside this settlement in David some sort of promotion and I see him over there ripping Carter's throat out with his teeth that's very aggressive yes you saw that with your own eyes cam was biting Carter's throat and no no doubt about it it was in fact that is damning evidence one would say but I do have a secondary question for you that is clear that is what is this encampments stash of amnestics look like I have two syringes on me right now actually developed invisible invisible here indeed along with extra amnestic fluid can you show me those other two syringes here you go two extra syringes and four bottles of extra amnestic so you are full of the teeth for amnestic right now what kind of symptoms would someone go through if they were treated with amnestic well it works obviously like an amnestic but it also works as a form of anesthetic and they make you mousy a little bit like Benadryl you feel a bit woozy indeed indeed so there's some classifications of amnestics like the y909 that makes your tongue black it makes you forget your entire life that's a little high grade for a couple of hours a couple of hours injection so there's no other way to administer these amnestics except injection it would be a bad time I so besides forgetting everything what other sort of symptoms might you have what a what a person administered this great amnestics encounter maybe severe dry mouth you haven't seen that you haven't seen that technically I did indeed indeed have you been as we are all born to how many times have you gone through amnestic treatment yourself previously during my training just to get a feeling for what it's like and you know side effects begin to work off so I can have clear and present knowledge as to what it's like to tell you today. Oh Clay, I hate you. I'm looking for a male. Oh, yes, yes, Willie. Is this a bad time? It's a very bad time. All right, Willie is a distraction on this investigation. Is it boring to see a girl looking for a male? Yeah, well there's a million other people out there. She really wants one. She can go get one. Well, maybe I can get it for her. Or maybe use there somewhere else. Yes, in between you and me, Willie should be locked up in a tank and we should have a fight. Joe said you were going to be a little aggressive about this whole Wales situation. I just think I need a girl with peppermint and I want her to come in fast. Whether or not you accept this, I can be. My peppermint would be bad if I got for the win. Fine. Maybe I'll do so much for you. Okay. Can you do something for me? Yes. You can do it. All right. Yes. Okay. Go to the bedroom. Right over there. Left side like that. You can walk in. Your left, there will be Willie. Would you do that? Or back to me. I need you to get down to something. I have a feeling that Tharaz over there is suspicious guy here by phone. Thank you for your help, Edgar. I'll return when I need. Of course. Hello. Oh, hello. How is your current investigation going? Not very much about it yet. I heard that potentially Sloan was sleeping, but didn't hear Joe snoring at some age labels, but the people who told me that Sloan was not a suspicious person said that. So all I'm getting is a lot of suspiciousness being thrown around right now. Right now we have Izzy claiming to have been unconscious without their knowledge possibly memory-wise. Oh, that is news to me. And it's also news because Izzy's claim was a symptom of dry mouth, which Edgar is claiming is not a symptom of the amnesic grade that is in this encampment. Interesting. So that is a different symptom than Edgar's claimings is, so Edgar is claiming very carefully to have seen him biting Carter's throat visually. So Edgar is very adamant that the mystery is not a mystery because that is very clear. True, but we don't know who moved the body and that could have been anybody. I mean, I didn't realize Izzy didn't remember anything last night, but it's not a surprise Edgar tends to administer amnesics to Izzy quite often actually. Attention everyone! Look at that, Edgar wants something. Edgar wants something. Please. Dr. Oz, one done. What is happening? That is your real name. I have recently acquired this paper of yours. This document reads, You've just found yourself your very own little mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment. Find them all and be gone, Mr. Collector. Now Oz, why would you have such a paper in your private possession, along with mysterious leaves and jars in your locked box as well? Why would I have such a thing in my box? Well, exactly. It is medicinal, first of all. Second of all, I mean, that could be there if, say, I was there when they were born. Were you there at the crib? You won't need to say that exactly. Thank you. Now that the cat's out of the bag, what are we going to tell you? The Dr. Wondertainment. Are you working for Dr. Wondertainment? Wondertainment. Buddy, we're really happy you have a stage name out, but can you tell us what's going on? Okay, okay, yes, yes, yes. You think that I'm affiliated with the SCP Foundation? Okay. Actually, if they didn't, you can ask my dad? Yeah. So, sometimes I'm associated with the SCP Foundation, but we are not one and the same. So, the dash twos and the dash threes that are killing stuff? I didn't agree with them. Roping toys? They're all part of your Roping Toy, basically. Correct. You see, a while ago, I was commissioned by the IKEA company. So, it creates a store where people can shop for hours on end. All of you told that on IKEA. Yeah. I just didn't love that idea for hours. Next thing you know, you exit out there like nighttime. But this one, you can shop for as long as you want. And you get food that replenishes for you. Yeah. I've been eating smoked salmon for six months. Six months? Six months. Some of us have been in here for over a decade. What do you have to say about that, you weird little wizard fan? You think that I'm... Let's do it. Let's see that. Let's see how big the store is. Yeah, yeah, you've been here for a month and you've been at the... Thank you. If you... Oh, you're talking out of your ass right now. Oh, that's really rich coming from you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop it. Stop it. I mean, don't you think it was a bit of a... IKEA, but you did create this and how the heck did you manage all of it and still got stuck here? Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.