 Hey guys, so... I may or may not have let me reach the start of the zombie apocalypse. Ah, classic, boss. Don't worry, don't worry, I have a contingency plan, which is to get the hell out of here with my private helicopter. I hope you're not thinking of leaving without us. But lucky for you, I have spare seats. I'll meet you at the instant ship, trying to signal me when you get there. That sounds far too easy. What's the cap? What do you think? This is zombie apocalypse, and we are the only ones survived, boss. Ah, I see. Don't you slow clap me, Rochelle. I am not, hey, Rochelle! Oh yes, you are! You're the moral neighbor of the Intermental Doctor, an idiot! And they've succeeded! Look, this intro cutscene has gone on long enough. Just get your weapons and get out there! I'm gonna get a good vantage point in the garden. Good luck, fella! The second you can. Me and Smith already have a plan, Pertwee. So get out, or the next victim of my giant arm will. If you don't follow my plan, you will be dead. And again, that's our problem. Go. Okay, so I'm very confused. Could somebody please explain to me what's going on? Zombie apocalypse. You have heard of zombies, right? Oh goodness me. I wish I could say this is weird. But given this road's track record for weirdness, this is just an average Tuesday. Dangerously true, Trout. But yes, Peter. If you see someone going... kill them! With what? By running to the old fests? No. With these. To kill our zombified friends? Hello, gents. One moment, please. Bottoms up. I don't know a lot about zombies, but since when do they have acid spit? I haven't heard of that for dead. I only play Roblox. Roblox? Nope, nope. I'm out. I'm out. Basically, in the game, there are these special infected types with different abilities. I believe there are eight in total. And there are eight other doctors. Goinsons? I think not. Getting the charge from here on out. Charge. Good one. Thank you. Jesus' son! You're almost a sandwich! Yes, a little baby sandwich. Well, if you're such a big boy, then you can lead. If I must. That was way easier than spinning. I feel ridiculous doing this with my hands. Why couldn't I just be a survivor? That's because you look ridiculous. Not that that's anything new. Steadily on there, puddle to me. And I'll hump your face until you're unrecognizable. Know your place, Sylvester. Now if you don't get a significant damage on at least one of them, we're in trouble. And they may reach the end. And we don't want that. Do me a favor. I don't think I want to. There are friends. No amount of zombie-ness will ever change that. I see. Then perhaps you need some more. The smage. No. No, they didn't. They wouldn't. Well, they did. Proposy, travel. Man the doors. Tenant. With me. Oh my God. It's the best weapon in the game! What do I have to do with it? Of all the infected in all the world. Why do I get the jockey? No. So, what do you really think about Jodie Wojcicki? Well, I don't think they can edit when it's due. They had a lot of points to take away the doctor's boss. But I'm just going to wait for the series to actually start to make my judgement. Yes, I believe I'm in the same camp. We should talk more. But this house, all of them is horrible. I do not wish that upon my worst enemy. Hello doctor. It is I, the master. Hey Jockey, fresh meat! Fresh flesh you say. This is why I need my new bicycle. I took a lot of health off. I'm DLC, but that aside, I locked myself in here as soon as the virus started spreading. So I didn't have time to collect the essentials. What are you missing? I'm sure we can get it. Cola. Yeah, I'm not getting you cola. Consider that mission failed. I can live with that. I'm not what you'd call a... ...completionist. What are you going to do with that arse hanging up in the air? Projectile pyramid! I'm going to get him if I were you. He's the hunter. Oh, what did you do? I fought the Daleks, the Cybermen and Michelle Gomez for God's sake. The Prime Hand will jump out of you with his arse in the air. Anyway, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. Fancy a crowbar in the face. By your stance up there. As soon as you've fought, you'll lose the deck. And I'll kill all the other special, in-deck deck-taker for one else. Tenant lead away. Gonna see if I can't find a health kit to use. Do you not just want this one? No. You keep all of that. You never know when we might need it. I'll leave you to think, Peter. I can see you need some time. I've had tapes and trousers and the doors! Yes, sir. Capone, you and I will search the room for weapons and ammo and... ...stuff. I couldn't be more than a head of you if I'd searched. David, please, stop being such an army general about all of my laughter. I'm from the planet Earth and the Consolatio of Science. I am forty-six years old and only man who's going to save your life and the other three pricks in this room. Oh, don't be a Beverly. And stop quoting yourself. It's not enough with Smith. I'll only stop referencing myself when I die. If you insist. Shot him ahead. By Davison, more or less. I didn't see that one coming. Hey, Davison. You're my favourite Ferrari. Yeah. Any time you need a beaker revolving. I bet Gordon Freeman is very proud of you, Capone. Excuse me? Excuse me? I bet you'd appreciate my efforts, unlike you. Look, I'll text him right now. It crashed. It just crashed. I miss out on the tank of the witch in the boom. I didn't exactly give myself enough time to film the rest of it.